CLACKA M AS ÇÇON TY N E W S Professional Cards S . E. W o o s te r Real Estate, Loans, Insurance and Rentals Farm L oans a Specialty Tel. 77-8. E stac ad a , Ore. L. A . C h a p m a n MORTICIAN Estacada - Oregon Calls attended day or night. M ortuary I. O. O. F. Bldg. Telephone 21-51. W . J. C O O P E R A ttorney at Law Office over Bank o f G resham Office 882 — Phone« — Res 882 D r. H . A - S c h n e id e r D EN TIST Phone Sandy 1S1 Sandy, O regon O. D. EBY Attorney at law G eneral P ra c tice . Contidential Adviser. Oregon City - Oregon S c h u e b e !. B e a ttie & M iller Attorney* at Law 6 p e r c en t sta te school m oney to loan on farm s. G eneral law p ra c ­ tic e . B ank o f O regon C ity Bldg. O regon C ity, O regon BE 7277. Rea. Phone BE 6071 F r e d e r ic k M . D e m p se y Attorney at Law E venings by a ppointm ent. 826 American Bank Building Portland, Oregon W a lte r W . G ilb e r t, M .D . Physician and Surgeon Office H ours, 9 to 5 and E venings Estacada - - Oregon D r. W . W . R h o d e s OSTEOPATHIC Physician and Surgeon E atacuda - - - O regon D r. M. M. M a rtin d a le CHIROPRACTOR of O regon City D r. H . M. K ram er DENTIST Estacada. Oregon Office hours, 9 a. m. to 5 p. m. E venings by appo ntm ent. Office Phone 31-5 LIFE IS WHAT WE MAKE IT ‘‘L ife is w h at we m ake it,” Som eone said this long ago— I ’m inclined to believe it, A lthough 1 do not know J u s t how we bring about T he a tm o sp h eie of gloom T hat som etim es envelops us And th ro w s us out o f tune. I t may be only a slice o f to ast A little bit too brown, T h a t b rings onto a sm iling face An unbecom ing frow n. We alw ays criticize The ones we love th e best, And save o u r com p'ny m anners To e n te rta in th e rest. We o ft w ithhold w ords o f praise T hat w ould b righten a n o th e r’s life, A nd o ft we u tte r grievous ones T hat s tir up endless strife. “ L ife is w h a t we m ake i t,” T ho’ ’tis filled with ups and downs, And b e tte r fa r a crooked grin T han a fa ce all creased with frow ns. — M ira A nn H ornecker. The m ost vicious and despicable of hum an vices is insisting upon m ind­ ing o ther people’s business.— D etro it F ree Press. A dm iral B yrd’s overcoat was stol­ en while he was posing fo r a pictu re in Florida. B ut if th e F lo rid a pro­ m otion lite ra tu re is tellin g th e tru th he wouldn need a n overco at down there anyhow. This is the season of th e y e ar w hen every league baseball team w ins th e p e n n an t— on paper. FRIDAY. A P R IL 3. 1931 Then and Wow T h - und erw o rld used to sneak about u n d e r cover o f n i jh t ; now it p arad es in broad d ay lig h t, w earing Oi c h o n ’s a cre ag e of corn grow n spats.— Buii'aio C ourier-E xpress. fo r g iain could be* increased 100 per j c e n t or m ore w ithout overproduc ng Exactly fo r the presen t sta te dem and, accord­ One exchange w an ts to know why ing to the 19.31 c orn outlook re p o rt the U nited S ta te s should w orry w hen ju s t issued by the O regon S ta te Col she has $15,000,000,000 invested lege extension service. C orn ship- \ abroad. T h a t’s th e a n sw e r.— Lexing- m en ts into th e sta te to ta l severa ton (K y.) H erald. tim es the am ount of hom e-grow n i corn sold by fa rm e rs. _ Sales of corn fo r cash from O re- j ~ gon fa rm s have n o t exceeded 200 car I loads a year, a ccording to th e best available in fo rm a tio n a t the college. A lthough in fo rm a to n on th e to ta l a m o u n t shipped into the sta te is in ­ com plete, nearly 1,400 carloads have been received a t P o rtlan d alone in each of the p ast tw o years. E vidence of th e sh o rtag e o f home grow n supplies o f corn is also found in price statistics. T he fa rm p rice re reiv ed by corn g ro w ers in th is sta te has been from 20 c en ts to 30 cents a bushel m ore th a n th e av era g e for the whole co u n try . The g en eral c orn outlook fo r the U n ited S ta te s in d icates a five p e r c en t increase in acreage, says the college re p o rt. Production is likely to be above av erag e, although it is too e arly to estim a te yields. The c arry o v e r of corn from the 1030 crop is expected to be less than average. COkN DLMAND EXCEF.DS HOME GROWN SUPPLY ! P resid en t H oover has gone on a short vacatio n erm erni: : e e and we know • th at th a t a rd e n t paciih t, F reddie Lib­ by, will be very m uch “ re g u ste d ” be­ cause he w ent on a battle* ?. p. J The progressive c o n fere n ce is ! nuoted as desiring an e x tra session of congress to last until the slum p ends. But th ere a re a lot o f people who believe th a t the slum p w ould never end with congress in session. P e n n -S ta te College claim s th e p e r­ Won’t Bear "Transplanting” fection of a new gasoline w ith abso­ Natives of l.a Puz, near Lake Titi­ lu te ly no knock in it. A little o f it caca, which Is 1 Hi feet above ttia sea. die quickly of tuberculosis if they m ight be good fo r som e o f o u r pro­ venture to live down In the sea level gressive leaders. tovraa. EASTER DRESSES refreshing colors and gay prints on light and dark grounds F is h in g S e a so n O p en s O n W e d n e s d a y , A p r il 15 The s ta te of K unsas lius voted to r ts io te c ap ital punishm ent. W hat Local knights o f the rod and reel inspired th is— som e o f th e radio a re g e ttin g ready fo r the g ra n d open­ crooners? ing of the fishing season on W ednes­ day, A pril 15. The season opens fo r W ord conies from H olland th a t th e Z uydcr Zee is frozen over. D oesn’t fishing o f all kinds, providing you d o n 't catch them u n d e r six inches in th a t beat th e D utch? length. The old-fashioned ru ra l citizen T hose prisoners a t Jo lie t d o n ’t whom th e sm a rt alecks called an “a p ­ | seem to be satisfied w ith a place to ple k n o c k er” seem s to have disap- peared, a n d m aybe that"is* w h at te"the ile e P a " d a ste a d V i ° b’ m a tte r w ith the country. L e g a l N o tic e s Now th a t congress has adjo u rn ed and the D em ocratic and P rogressive ; SUMMONS con feren ces are over, all we have to | look fo rw ard to is the opening of the In th e C ircuit C o u rt o f the S ta te of \ Oitsebad season. O regon fo r C lackam as C ounty. C. S. Butchart, Plaintiff The A m erican prize beau ty who VS. shot h e r husband over in F ra n c e will Garnet Butchart, Defendant come o u t all rig h t if she has a m ale To Gai net Butchart, the above nam ed d e fe n d a n t: ju ry . O therw ise her chunces m ay not In th e nam e o f the S ta te o f O re­ be so good. g on: You a re h e reb y req u ired to ap ­ p e a r and an sw er th e com plaint filed F arm prices a re said to be the low ­ a g ain st you In th e above e n title d suit est in 20 years. Is n ’t it stra n g e th a t on o r b efore th e ex p iratio n o f fo u r when thin g s a re cheap we d o n ’t have w eeks from th e d a te o f the first p u b ­ lication o f this sum m ons; if you so 6 1 2 -6 1 4 M a in S treet the m oney to buyl fa il to a p p e a r and answ er plaintiff will apply to th e C o u rt fo r the relief A ccording to a Chicago T ribune pray ed fo r in his com plaint, to-w it: c o rresp o n d en t who has been to u rin g A decree dissolving th e m arriage Russia, th e R ussians go to bed every c o n tra c t h e re to fo re and now e x ist­ ing betw een th e p a rtie s h ereto and night w ith th e ir clothes on. We p re ­ fo r such o th er a n d f u rth e r re lie f as Add Definitions sum e this m eans th a t th e y sleep in to th e C o u rt m ay seem ju s t and equi­ A politician is a m an who has th e tab le . th e ir Red u nderw ear. This sum m ons is published by o r­ courage to try a n y d e sp e ra te e x p eri­ d e r of E. C. L a to u re tte , Ju d g e of the m ent if it isn ’t his m oney. — San H enry F ord says th a t th e m achine above e n title d C ourt. Francisco Chronicle. T he o rd e r is d a te d M arch 5, 1931. can never o u st m an. Is th a t so? We D ate of first p ublication, M arch have seen a flivver ru n n in g wild do it Substitute 13. 1931. lots of tim es. D ate o f last publication, A pril 3, P ersons who have been in the h ab it 1931. of hiding behind the w eak arg u m e n t B U T L ER & JA C K We notice a g re a t m any steam ship B u tler Building, O regon C ity , th a t you can prove a n y th in g by the lines a re a d v ertisin g low ra te s to B e r­ O regon, | Bible can now use th e W ickersham muda. W ell, it oug h t to be a good A tto rn e y s fo r P laintiff. re p o rt in stea d .— T oledo Blade. place to go w ith th e onion season ju st around the co rn er. GUARDIAN S LAND SALE Reciprocity And w hy not some kind o f bonus Golden Skate’s Motto In th e C ounty C o u rt of the S ta te of O regon fo r th e C ounty o f W ash­ fo r th e disabled v e te ra n s o f congress? The motto of California Is “Ell. ing to n . P ro b a te D epartm ent. re ts or "I bare found it." — Louisville C o u rier-Jo u rn a l. In the m a tte r o f the E sta te a n d ; G uardianship of Kenneth d e a le r , a Minor In pursu an ce o f a license to m e 1 g ra n te d by the C ounty C o u rt o f the C o u rty of W ashington, S ta te o f O re ­ gon. on th e 2Gth day o f F e b ru a ry , 1931. I, E llsw orth Cleater, g u a rd ia n Officer ( s a lu tir .,0 : “ A flag of o f th e person and e state of K enneth C leater, c m inor w i’l proceed to sell tru ce , excellency.” His E xcellency: " W h a t do th e to th e highest b idder for cash in gold coin, a t th e C o u rt House door in rebel dogs w a n t? ” Officer: “ T hev w ould like to ex­ C lackam as C ounty, O regon, on change a coupi. of g e n era ls fo r a Monday, April 6th, 1931 can of condensed m ilk.” a t th e h our of 10 o’clock A. M., all th e rig h t, title , in te re s t and e sta te o f th*1 said K enneth C lester, in and | Are You Paying T-ixe» on a to the follow ing described tra c t of Vacant Lot? land in C lackam as C ounty, O regon: Build a house on th a t lo t and Ar. undivided 1-2 4 th in te rest in enjoy a nice incom e from the re n t. and to th e follow ing real prem ises in Som ebody will build th e re some C lackam as C ounty, O regon: dav and w hoever does will m ake The n o rth ea st q u a rte r o f the so u th ­ sonic m oney. M ight a s well be you east q u a rte r of Section 28, T. 2 S., — it's y o u r lot. L et us help you R. 4 E. of W. M. w ith plans and advice— and w hen A p a rt of Section 28, T. 2 S.. R. 4 you a re re a d y fo r th e lum ber we E. of W. M., bounded and descr.bed will tr e a t you rig h t. as follow s: * * * B eginning a t a stone on th e q u a r­ Financial W izard : "Y 'oung m an, BOUT two hours after eating, man- t e r section line w hich ru n s no rth and people suffer from »our stomach? south th ro u g h said Section 28. which do not be discouraged a t the s ta rt. Rem em ber, y o u r first $1,000 is th e They call it indigestion. It mean» the sto n e is set 1.320 fe et no rth o f th e th» atomach nerves have been ovei q u a rte r section c o rn er on the south h a rd est to g e t." D abbler: “ W ell, a n oil stock stimulated. There la excess acid. T) bo u n d ary o f said Section 28, running way to correct it is with an alkali, whi. thence no rth on q u a rte r section line salesm an got m ine easy enough.” * * * neutralizes many tlraca its volume i 1,320 fe e t to a sto n e : thence w ist 66 acid. Don’t fo rg e t to com e to us fo r f e e t; thence south p s ’allel w ith quai The right way ia Phillipe MUk o te r section lino 1,127.23 feet to u rooting. W e have the- best g ra d es Magnesia just a tastele*« dose In watei sto n e , thence w est at right a n g le s, and can m eet all prices. It 11 pleasant, efficient and harmless to last line 224.S fe e t to a stone: * * It ia the quick method. Heaulta com? th en ce south a t right angles to last T eacher (in g ra m m a r c la ss ):— almoat instantly It is the approve! line 193.77 fe e t to a stone: thence method. You will never use auothe. east 290.8 foot to place o f beginning, “ W illie, please tell me w hat it is, when I say, T love, you love, he whan yon know. c o n ta in in g th re e (3 ) acres, m ore o r 1 loves.’ ” Be aura to gat the genuine Phillip less. W illie: “ T h a t’s one o f them t r i ­ Milk of Magnesia, the atnd physician ELL SW O R T H ( L E S T E R , angles when som ebody g e ts sh o t.“ prescribe to correct excess acids. 25. G uardian o f th e person and estate and 50: a bottle—any drugstore. of K enneth C lester. a m inor. “ Milk of Magnesia” has been the U. S O. D. EBY, JACKSON LUMBER CO. Registered Trade Mark of The Chari A tto v ro y fo r G uardian. ’We believe he profits m ost whose and it 1 1 H. Phillip» Chemical Company a every sale c re a te s a frie n d . We predecessor U Charles H. Phillips sine I ^ F irat publication M arch 6, 1931. L ast publicatio n A pril 3, 1931 sell to sell a g a in .” 1875. These dresses are typical of the colot, the gaiety that is in all fashions this Spring__ and the assortment so varied that you will End almost any type of dress you need. Suits, jacket dresses and two-piece effects, luscious new solid colors, flowered chiffons and Sunday night dresses with adorable jackets. The price, as usual, is low l J. C. PENNEY CO., IN C . O r e g o n C ity , O r e g o n m .) F L O W E R S — FOR A L L O C C A S IO N S — All kinds of Potted Plants. F u n era l a n d W e d d in g F lo w e r s a S p e c ia lty . Leave orders for Funeral Flowers with L. A. Chap­ man, Estacada. BERNIER, FLORIST Greenhouse — Parkplace. Flowers Shop — Foot Of Elevator, Oregon City. ■a SPLINTERS D rs. S e a g r a v e s & P h e lp s V . orinarían* P n v und N »ht Phone 870. H ospital and L aboratory. O regon C ity, Ore. D r. T h o m a s B. C arter V e terin ary Surgeon Phone G resham 210 D airy H erd Inspector for M ultnom ah C ounty G resham - O regon W hen FOOD SOURS S A V E O N F. ■ H A L F — AT — G r e sh a m S e c o n d -H a n d S to r e a n d S w a p S h o p Main and Pow«ll. Phone 375 Certified by th< Hor-iMKic.il In stitutc of Am. fpr practical and theoretic ai Match repair- In* W W. S lfM rN S G r e s h a m . Or, A U ypsjTjJim on „ S M I T H ... recoin mends A S P IR -M IN T *'l was suffering from a bad Cold.... Dr. Miles’ Aspir-Mint relieved Me. T h ese tw o se n te n c e s a r e fro m a le tte r s e n t to u s b y G y p sy S im o n S m ith. M r. S m ith sp e n d s h is p u b lic life in th e g e rm -la d e n a tm o s p h e re of c ro w d s in hall, c h u rc h o r ta b e r ­ DR. MILES’ nacle. H e goes fro m a n o v e r­ h e a te d m ee tin g p lace in to th e frig id o u te r n ir s p irtu a lly u p lifte d , fo r Colds, H ead­ b u t p h y sic ally e x h a u s te d . ache, Neurulgia, N e u ­ H is p ro fessio n d e m a n d s th a t h e ritis, R h e u m a t i s m , d o th e v e ry th in g s th a t h e sh o u ld S c i a t i c a , Lum bago, n o t do if h e w a n ts to a v o id c a tc h ­ Toothache, Backache, ing C old H e is in p osition to sp e a k M uscular Pains, P eri­ w ith a u th o rity o n th e su b je c t. odic Pains. If y o u h a v e a C old, o r if y o u su ffe r fro m H e ad a c h e, N eu ralg ia, N e u ritis, R h e u m a tism , S ciatica, L um bago. T o o th a ch e . B ack a ch e , M u sc u la r P a in s, P e rio d ic P a in s, D r. M iles’ A s p ir-M in t w ill b rin g y o u relief. A t y o u r drug Store — 15c and 25c. CUpir-TRint D R .M I L E S ’ Y O U LL G E T R E U E F - O R Y O U R M O N E Y B A C K