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EASTERN CLACKAMAS NEWS. THURSDAY. OCTOBER 20, 1927
JUST H U M A N S
Find Throws Light on
Old Times and Customs
HARD-WORKING
LOAFERS
Bv QEI1E C A R R
By D O U G L A S M A L L O C H
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It’s a safe bet that the cars
which step-out with the
"go” signal are equipped
w it h C h a m p io n s — the
better spark plug. If every
car o w n e r used C h a m ­
p io n s th e re w o u ld be
fewer traffic jams.
T h e re nre so m any th in g s to do.
Good th in g s to muke, good ways
to serve,
So many things to fashion true,
To run the line, to d r a w th e c u r v e ;
But they would seek some o th er way
To m a k e t h e i r breud, w ithout the
toil
Of those who give an houest day
To desk o r counter , bench o r soil.
C h a m p io n is th e better
sp a rk p lu s because • / its
double-ribbed sillim a n -
ite core — its two-piece
co n stru ctio n a n d its spe­
c ia l a n a lysis electrodes.
How h a r d they work, th ese workless
ones,
Tlie fraud s, th e fakes, th e p a r a s i t e s ;
They a r e so wise, th e simpletons.
T h a t they fo rg et th e sleepless
nights,
T h e bumping maybe over rails,
T h e w earin ess of Idleness—
Fo r so the loaf er alw ay s fulls
Ills toll to m easu re o r confess.
C h a m p io n X —
fo r Ford«
60 /
C h a m p io n »
Cara other
Khan Ford«
75 /
h a m p io n
SparlCPlugs
T O LED O . O H IO
!
F o r y o u r protection be ra re the
C h a m p io n s y o u b u y a r e in
the original Champion cartons.
“ T H ’ POOR SAP, HE'S GOIN' TO LOSE A GOOD F R I E N D
M A RRIES H E R ! "
B iff M oney M ilk in g Cioodg a t H o m e — S p a re
o r f u ll tim e , M en, W o m e n .
No e x p e rie n c e
n e c essa ry .
S e n d 10c f o r s a m p le a n d fu ll
I n fo r m . II. E . G illls, B o x 336. O a k la n d . C a lif
4 0 T U L I P HU L B S . f o u r e a c h o f te n v a r i ­
e tie s , $1; 15 I ris , t h r e e e a c h o f five v a rie tie s ,
I I ; p o s tp a id .
W. P . K im b a ll. 2G4 E . 23rd
S t., P o r tl a n d , O re.
Trunin, f „ BUSINESS. TRADES „ PROFESSIONS
E n r o ll a n y tim e .
Sen d f o rlite ru tu r e .
O R EG O N IN ST IT U T E O F TECHN O LO GY
Y . M . U. A . B l d g .
P o r tla n d , O re g o n
— J a m e s W h itc o m b HI le y .
SOMETHING WE LIKE
Market men and con­
sumers are insisting on uni­
form color, now-a-days, and
no real dairyman can afford to
trust to luck any more. Keep
your butter always that golden
June shade, which brings top
prices, by using Dandelion But­
ter color. All large creameries
have used it for years. It meets
all State and National Food
Laws. Its harmless, tasteless
and will not color Buttermilk.
Large bottles cost
only 35c at all drug
and grocery stores.
Well, & RicharJioo Co., loc. 1
EE
Burlington, Vermont
A
come p u r t o f th e menu af ter the
b r e a k f a st of t h e day.
T o m a to A sp ic .
T a k e two cu pfuls of stewed tomato
to which a slice of onion has been
added, with season ing of salt. Boll
20 m inutes a n d strain . Add two table­
spoon fu Is o f gelatin dissolved In one-
h alf cupful of cold water an d add to
t h e tomato. Such se asonings ns bay
leaf, celery an d cayenne may he added
to th e to m ato while cooking If desired.
Mold an d se rve when chilled on leaf
lettuce with a highly se asoned salad
dress ing to which a h alf cupful of nuts
h a s been added.
B r o w n e d C a rro ts.
P ar boil small even-sized c a r r o ts
lay them well drained aro u n d
ro ast of m u t t o n ; baste often from
f a t In th e pan.
Serve ar ound
roast.
and
the
the
the
W is c o n s in C h e r r y D jff.
T a k e tw o tables poo nfuls of su g ar
one-fourth of n cupful of butter, one
half cupful o f sweet milk, one egg
one-half cupful of flour, one and one-
half teaspo onfuls of bak in g powder,
one-fourth teaspoonful of salt, and
one cupful of sweet canned cher ries
Ser ve with
C h e r r y Sauce.
Make $50 a week In yoar «pare time or
$100 weekly and more full time «elling
our guaranteed line of suits, overcoat«
and topcoats a t the amazingly low rj
of $15 each. No previous expi
required. Yout commiasien $ 3.00 every
sale, $5.00 on double orders. Gnrmeota
made in latest stvies of durable material,
well constructed for dress and buslm
wear. Write for free attractive wimple
kit today.
U N IO N T A IL O R IN G CO.
Q u tsh all B ld g .
D en ver, C o le .
O U R P R IC E *1 5
r$ C A
Per W e i ’Spare Time AVerk $ 1 A A
Fall Time aed Make
1 V IU
a -W ork
Keep Stomach and Bowel* Right
T a k e one cupful of the ch erry Juice,
I thicken with one ten spoonful of corn­
s ta rch , odd one-third of a cupful of
sugar, a plnfch of salt and n table-
spoonful of b u tter Just before serving.
F lav o r with a few drops o f almond
a f t e r the sa uce h as been well cooked
P e a c h Betty.
T a k e the soft crum bs from the cen
ter o f the loaf o f bread. Mix with
one-half cupful of b u tte r to th r e e cu p­
fuls of crumbs. Put a lay er of the
b uttered crum bs Into a bak ing dish
a n d lay over them a lay er of sliced
| peach e s; sprinkle with sugar, a g r a t ­
ing of oran g e peel ami hake one hour
Cover th e dish during Hie first half
hour, then remove an d brown. Serve
hot with cr eam an d sugar.
B y g iv in g b a b y t h e h a rm less, p u rely
▼ tgetable, in fa n ta ' a n d c h ild re n '« re g u la to r.
MRLWINSI0 WS SYRUP
b r in g s »«tonishin g , g ra tify in g resu lts
in m a k in g b a b y ’« sto m a c h d ig e s t
food a n d bowel« m ove u J
t h e y should a t t e e th in g
tim e . G u a ra n te e d f r e e
f ro m na rc o tic s, opl-
| fc-Kd a te«, alcohol and a ll
| 1 | 9 h a rm fu l in g rtd U
K j f H e n ts . S a f e a n d
■ s a tis fa c to r y .
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v rd liL
/(£). 1927. W e ste rn N e w s p a p e r U n io n .)
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What Does Your Child
Want to Know
A n s w e r e d by
3 D ru g gist •
BARBARA
TO. S T A F F O R D ’S
B O U R J A IL Y
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Favorite reme­
dy fo r th re e
gcneratN’na for
CR O U P ,
b ro n c h itis ,
| ' ..In fin ti» « » .
TAR
EOR COLDS
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14T Wavarly Placa
Few Tart
Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrl
S tate 1846 B a t H ealed W ound, aad
Sores on Man and B e a d
■<»7 for ant ta«!. ir Mt
r
SUM»
((E) by M cC lu re N e w s p a p e r S y n d ic a te .«
Kitchen uten sils of tlie Greeks ami
Romans ol the F o u rth ce ntury B. O.,
have Just come to lluht ut Canopus,
n ear one ot the m ouths of tiie Nile,
according to I’rof. Ralph Van Homan
Magoffin, pr esident of th e Archeolog­
ical Institute of Amerlcu. Excavation
s t a temple uenr this site has yielded
up mementos or offerings left hy thou
sands of pilgrims t h a t muke d e a r
mntiy ph ases of life In antiquity. T h e
collections Include many kitchen u t e n ­
sils nml n nearly complete set of
Greek and Roman weights. Many of
them a r e tokens vowed by soldiers
who hoped for success In war. “ Some
nre sling shots." explulned Doctor
Magoffin, “while many n re tiny re­
plicas of the soldiers them se lves on
elephant or horseback. Grain b ask ets
an d cam els seem to have been the
favorite
g ifts
from
m erchants;
weights from looms - r e found In co n­
sidera ble nu mbers.
Many of the
pieces ure unique, a n d th eir pu blica­
tion an d exhibition will add much
more to o u r growing kno wledge of
ancient times.”
T h e R a rer Sort
Gen. Mason M. P atric k, ch ief of th e
a i r service, said nt th e Army an d
Navy club In Washington t h e o th e r
dny:
“ Young Colonel I.lndh ergh Is re­
m arkable for th e non mercenary c h a r ­
a c t e r of his ambition. He's am bitious
to do better nnd b e tte r work, but he
cares nothing abou t money.
“ Now most o f us nre like Jone s. A
m an said to J o n e s one d a y :
‘" J o n e s , w h at would you do If you
had $1,000,000?”
“ ‘Do?" said Jones. ‘Why, I’d do the
sa m e as anybody els e would do, of
course.
I’d ov erwork myself Into
dyspeptic n eu rasth en ia tryin g to muke
It $2,000,000.”
By F. A . W A L K E R
H E two cheapest things In th is life
a r e Cour tes y an d G r atitu d e. P e r ­
haps it Is because we a r e p rone to
despise th in g s t h a t cost n o thing t h a t
we use so little of both th ese essen ­
tials to politeness.
How often in your daily relatio n ­
ships do you say “P le a s e ” ? Do you
say It to y o u r wife or to y o u r children?
Do you use it in talk in g to y o u r p ar­
en t s or th e other m em bers of your
fam ily ? Why not?
I know a business man, who if for
no o t h e r reason I count am o n g my
r a re s t acq u ain tan ces, who h as spent
th o u sa n d s o f dollar s in time and
money Just sa ying “ Please.” lie
nev er w rites a letter or directions to
his employees, he nev er sends a tele­
gram of in stru ctio n s th at he does not
make th e first word “ please.”
P e r h a p s you think th e men who
work for him (ft) not a p p reciate it. I
know they do.
Doe» Weaknes* Detract
From Your Good Looks?
WHEN I WAS
TWENTY-ONE
COURTESY, GRATITUDE
BY
JO S E P H
KAYE
A t 21— R o s in a G a l I i H a d P a s s e d
C a re e r T ro u b le s.
Her
T T I I E ag e of twenty-one I had
alread y g r ad u ated from th e bal­
let school of th e Milan o p e r a ; 1 had
been seen by Gatti-Casazza, th e di­
rector general of the M etropo litan
Opera house, an d engaged by him. At
twenty-one I w as a lread y dancing at
the Metropo litan as the prem iere
danseuse. So you see at twenty-one
ther e was no tu r n in g point in my life.
Thai cam e when I w a s seven. Then
I was sitting in a box with my p a r e n ts
during a ch ild ren 's dancing competi­
tion th at took place in a t h e a t e r in
Milan an d during an intermission I
escaped the vigilance of my mother,
got onto th e stage, a n d gave a solo
d an ce for th e audience.
My im­
p rom ptu effort won me the m ay o r’s
prize a n d began my care e r .— Hosina
Galli.
TODAY—Miss Galli is one of tin*
g reatest i n te r p re ta tiv e d ancers in the
world. She lias been prem iere dan-
seuse of the Metro palitan O p e n
house for a n um ber of years.
A
T h e re Is a n o th e r man who alw ays
sa y s “T h a n k you.” He makes a p a r ­
ticu lar point of sa ying it to people
who a r e paid to give him service. He
can call over tlie telephone to opera­
tors who have not heard his voice for
m o n th s a n d th e o p e r a to r will an sw er
((c) by M c C lu re N e w s p a p e r S y n d ic a te >
him by n a m e because his unfailing
courtesy estab lis h es Ids identity.
A good many men, an d women, too,
think th a t although they must be po- I
lite elsew her e. It do esn ’t make any
difference when they a r e at home.
Courtes y a n d G r a titu d e a r e with them
not a habit, but ex p ressio n s vfldch re­
q u ire p r e p a r a t io n an d thought.
It
Isn’t difficult to tell w h eth er a man
or woman Is accustom ed to saying
H E women t h a t se em s to get the
“T h an k you” an d “ Please.”
most ou ta th eir hu sb an d s is the
You can always tell an a m a te u r
ones th at complain and w hine and
“sw e a re r.” In th e sa m e way you can
gotta have this an d that.
But the
pick out t h e man who Is a novice at
good sp o rts is tlse on’y on es th at holds
politeness.
th e respeck of their children.
T
Montaigne, in Ids “ E ssays,” which
you will find very good reading and a
storehouse o f much wisdom, sa y s:
“Co urtes y Is like g race an d beauty
in tho body, which ch arm at first sight
an d lead on to f u r t h e r Intimacy and
friendship, opening a door that we
may d erive in struction from the ex­
ample of others, a n d at th e same
time enab ling us to benefit them by
our exam ple, if th ere he an y th in g in
our c h a r a c t e r w orthy o f Imitation.”
In o th er words. Co urtes y an d G rati­
tude a r e not one-sided nets. They
bring th eir recompense a n d establish
th eir own returns.
No man ever lost an y th in g by being
polite even to his Inferiors.
T h o m a s Jefferson, who .vas both n
sta te sm an an d n gentlem an, reproved
severely his grandson, who failed to
retu rn a n egro’s bow. “ Do you per ­
mit a negro,” he said, “to be more of
a g entlem an than yo u rself?” And J e f ­
ferson was a Virginian.
T h e first words t h a t should he
tau ght a child a r e “ P leas e” and
“T h an k you.” They should become a
habit a n d a pleasan t custom. "P lease”
h as won many a favor an d “T h an k
you” h as established not a few friends.
It costs so little to be polite that
we can all afford It.
Ran Francisco, Calif.—“Abou t two
year s ago I was weak and rund own
In hoalth. I suffered so much with
ba ckache a n d pain
In my side, an d did
no t get any relief
until I took Dr.
P i e r c e ’s
Favorite
P re scrip tio n . A
few bottles of the
'P r e sc r ip tio n ’ was
n p er m a n e n t b ene­
fit to me and I am
v glad to re com m end
It to o th ers for I
beho ve it will do
for them wftnt it did for me.”— Mrs.
E. Webb, 1103 L aguna St.
Obtain this famou s “ P re scrip tio n ”
now, in tab lets or liquid, from your
:lruggist, or write Dr. Pierce, P re si­
d ent Invalids’ Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y.,
for free medical advice.
E arly C a terpillar T rain
A Hunipstend corre spon dent recalls
that nearly 70 y ears ago lie sa w In
Hyde par k a trial of a military train
of wagons loaded with soldiers dressed
in fatigue Ja ck ets and draw n by a
steam engine bearing the na m e India.
T h is engine, lie says, laid and raised
its owu track, each “slipper ” being
ap p aren tly abou t 4 feet long, mounted,
an d revolving on rollers much like the
modern caterp illar movement. The
experim ent, according to the London
Post, a p p eared to aim at Improved
m ilitary tr an sp o r t, and the men hauled
would prob ably nu m ber about 200 In
eight wagons.
If yo ur husb and w an ts to leave you
h e’ll find some excuse.
FOR
THE
HOW MRS. WEAVER
WAS HELPED
By Taking L ydia E. Fir.kh&m’a
Vegetable Compound
As V r s Weave r 1' rself says, “ I w i 9
n e v e r very s t rong ." This is a m ild
s t a te m e n t descrlb*
ing h e r condition,
fo r,accord ing to ile r
l etters,s h e was su b ­
jected to no sm all
a m o u n t of 111 h ealth.
F o rtu n a te ly , het sis­
t e r was f a m i li a r
w ith L y d ia K. Pink*
.
"F m ?'* *lam s V e g e t a b l e
A f
I C o m p o u u d an il
^ g
/« B pvSta begged Mrs. W eav er
to t r y It.
“ A fter
J three or four
weeks," w rites Mrs. W eaver, “ I felt a
g r e a t difference in myself. I would g o
to bed nnd sleep sound, a n d alth o u g h I
could n o t do very m uch wor k. I se em ed
stron ger. 1 k ept on t a k i n g It a n d no w
1 am well a n d stron g, do m y work and)
t a k e care of th ree children. I su r e d o
tell my friends ab o u t yo ur w o n d er fu l
medicine, an d I will a n s w e r an y le t t e r s
from women a s k i n g a b o u t t h e Vege­
table Compound.”— .Mas. L awbencb
W e a v e r , L a s t Smlthfleld St., Mt. P l e a s ­
a n t , Pa.
If you k n ew t h a t th o u sa n d s of
wom en suffering from trouble s s i m i l a r
to those you a r e en d u r in g h ad im pro ved
t h e i r he alth by t a k i n g L y d ia E. Pink-
h a m ’s Vegetable Compound, w o u ld n ’t
you t h i n k It was w o r th a tr ia l?
In some families, th e fo u rth g en era­
tion Is learn in g th e m e r i t o f L y d ia E.
P i n k h a m ’s Vegetable Compound.
S to p C o u gh in g
T h e m o re y o u c o u g h tho w o r s e y o u feeL
a n d tho m o re in flam e d y o u r t h r o a t a n a
lu n pr s b e c o m e . G i v e t h e m a c h a n c e tq|
heal,
EBcschee’s Syru p
h a s been g iv in g relief for s ix ty -o n e
y e a r s . T r y it. 30c a n d 00c b o t t l e s . B u y
i t a t y o u r d r u g s t o r e . G. G. G r e e n , I n c . ,
W o o d b u r y , N. J .
«»»JU N I
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and gives quick r e l i e r '
CARBOIL
G E N E R O U S 5 0 < BOX
A t All DrjfWi6ts — Money back 6'.ia:ante*
«PVFLOCiVvVNtAL Ck».
N A l » v i U t ,T l N N ,
U n e m p lo y e d
C a p ta in —Smith, w h at’s th at m u d
(loin« on your collar?
P riv a te ( a f t e r ca refully e x a m in in g
his collar) — It’s not doing a n y t h i n g
right now, sir
BABIES BiTi
FOR “GASTOeir
Prepared Especially for Infants
and Children of All Ages
M o th e r!
F l e t c h e r ’s C a s t o r la h a s
been in u se fo r o v er «30 y e a r s as u
pleasant, h arm less s u b s t i t u t e for C a s ­
to r ni l, Paregoric, T eeth in g D ro p s am!
Soothing S yrups . C o n tain s n o n a r c o t ­
ics. P ro ven d irectio n s n re on eacli
package. P h y sician s ev e r y w h e r e rec­
om mend It.
T h e gen u in e b e a r s s i g n a tu r e of
A m o n g th e M issing
S e r g e a n t— Well, madam, we’ll do
oui best, out If your husb and h a s n ’t
been heard from In twelve y ears-----
Wife— Oh, It’s not him I’m worryfn
about. W hat I want Is th e sample of
the ribbon I sent him out to match
—London Passing Show.
Humors is like coins—th e on es hav­
in ’ the least value h as th e biggest cir
c u ’ntion.
W . N. U., F O R T L A N D ,
N O . 4 2 - 1 9 27 .
T h e M a .n Q u e stio n
The Hoy— Do you think we could
live on tw o th o u sa n d a y ear?
T h e Girl — P ’r ’n p s ; but who is going
to give It to us?
'etneo* w
iW ïi
GANDER—
Always bend back a wom an 's head
when you kiss her.
And If she p a r t s her lips, d o n ’t be­
lieve you're th e first th at ever bent it
back.
You don’t h ave to teach a woman
n o th in ’. Even if she never rode In a
taxicab before, a girl has an instinck
about them things
(C or / r i g h t. >
by M cC lu re N e w s p a p e r S y n d ic a te >
SAY “ BAYER ASPIRIN
Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are not
getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe hy mil­
lions and prescribed by physicians over 25 years for
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H is R e a so n
HURT?
'For homing er sealr M t,
, ind to relieve i n flammi-
, ^tion and sorenea*.oee Mitriteli
Eye Salve, aecewhiur to diree-
tione. Soothing, heal in«.
l i e wor ks his ten o r tw en ty hours
And pities him who labors e i g h t ;
But we come ho me to gard en flow'rs,
And children laugh ing a t the gate.
Vet still th e foolish fondly cling
To th a t Illusion, t h a t they sh irk —
For some will work at anyt hing ,
How ever hard, t h a t Isn't work.
T
F o r m u la Still in Use
An an c ie n t Egyptian h air resto rer
w a s m ad e from a donkey’s hoof, th e
clnw of a dog an d hoi led dates .— In­
d ian ap o lis News.
SO M E T H IN G T O
T H IN K A B O U T
M a k e u s m e e t w h a t Is, o r Is t o b e
W i t h f e r v i d w e l c o m e , k n o w i n g i t Is
sen t
T o s e r v e u s In s o m e w a y f u l l e x c e l l e n t
T h o u g h w e d is c e r n it a ll b e la te d ly .
SC H O O L FO R M EN
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IF HE
I
K e fln e d I.n d ic * c a n h a v e t h e i r o w n b u s in e s s
in o w n c o m m u n ity o n le s s t h a n $5 c a p ita l.
Biff p ro fit.
B ig d e m a n d . T h e D ir e c t Co.,
1417 E . F r a n k li n , M in n e a p o lis . M inn.
it
rOU find th em In th e city square»,
Vou find th em In t h e village
streets:
T hey a r e th e w o rk ers un awares,
They a r e t h e sort th a t th in k s 11
c h e a ts
An nge-oltl rule— but with th e sw eat
Of honest toll m ankind must earn
Ills bed mid bo ar d, his living get
By giving som eth ing in retu rn .
Thè ' U T i
Traffic Officer
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W HAT
MAKES
L IT T L E
W H IT E
M A R K S ON O U R N A IL S ?
The white mark« come from Hines«
O r Injury to the nail.
W hich keeps the blood from reach
ing It
A n d causes white spot* pale.
iC o r» n « » t»
“Why don't you huv u tracto r Mr
.lohnwtn?” asked th e »ulesmun.
“Well. I'll Just tell you." replied Oap
Jo hnson of Rumpu s Ridge “I've «pent
a Rood many yenm stu d y in g the wtiy*
of mule« an d I don't aim In lei my
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