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    KASTKHN CLACKAMAS NEWS. TH l’RSDAV, SKPTKMHKH 22. 11127
FARMER WOMAN
IN OKLAHOMA
J U S T lTUMANS
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By QEtlE CAER
!
THE DOER CE
DEEDS
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Ey EVELYN CAGE BROWNE
Praises Lydia E. Pin'.ham’s Vegetable
Compound Because It Gave Her
Health and Strength
Tn a su n n y p a s tu re In O klahom a, a
I T
ISN’T th e m an who tells you
How ev ery th in g sho u ld be d in e ;
Who p o in ts out th is o n e’s failu res,
And Jibes a t everyone.
JiertJ of sle ek cows w as grazing. T hey
m ad e a p re tty pic­
tu re. B u t th e th in
w om an in th e blue
c h e c k e d a p ro n
sighed a3 sh e looked
a t them . S h e was
tire d o f cows, tire d
of h e r ted io u s w ork
In th e d a iry . She
w as tire d of cook
ln g f o r a houseful
o f b o ard ers, be­
sid e s c a rin g fo r h e r
own fam ily .
The
b u rd e n s of life seem ed too heavy for
h e r fa llin g h e a lth . S h e h a d lo st con­
fidence in h erself.
One day s h e began ta k in g L y d ia E.
P in k h a m 's V egetable C om pound an d
h e r g e n e ra l h e a lth began to Im prove.
S h e took It fa ith fu lly . Now sh e can do
h e r w o rk w ith o u t a n y trouble, sleeps
w ell a n d is n o lo n g er b lu e a n d tim id .
T h is w om an. M rs. C ora S h o rt, R. R.
9, Box 387, O klahom a City, O kla.,
w rite s: “ E verybody now sa y s: 'M rs.
S h o rt, w h a t a re you doing to y o u rse lf? ’
I w eig h 135 a n d m y w eig h t b efo re I
to o k I t w as 115. I h av e ta k e n seven
b o ttle s o f th e V egetable Com pound.”
O th er wom en w ho have to w ork h ard
a n d keep th in g s going m a y find th e
ro ad to b e tte r h e a lth a s Mrs. S h o rt did,
th ro u g h th e fa ith fu l u se o f L y d ia E.
P in k h a m ’s V egetable Com pound.
A sk y o u r neighbor.
Who b o asts how he’d h av e done it.
And critic iz es th e way,
T h e D oer of D eeds is w orking—
Who co u n ts in th e world today.
I t’s th e m an w ho's In th e stru g g le.
W hose face is grim ed an d w orn,
W ho k eep s on fighting bravely,
T hough b a ttle -sc a rre d and tor®.
H e m ay fall— but g e ts up gam ely.
And, striv in g , n ev er heeds.
T h e ones who sn e er an d slan d er,
R ut d a re s to do th e deeds.
To him belongs th e cred it,
And th e v icto r's lau rels, to o ;
F o r the world today is needing
T he m an who d ares to do!
(C o p y rig h t.)
b
SOMETHING TO
THINK ABOUT
(A lb i.
"LO O K A DE M A C K E R E L S K Y !”
"Y A A L W A Y S T A L K IN ’ A B O U T S O M E T H IN ’ T ’ E A T I”
By
By giving baby the harmless, purely
Vegetable, infanta' and children's regulator.
F. A. W A L K E R
T H E L O G IC A L SE X
MRS. WINSLOWS SYRUP
CARBUNCLES
CARBOIL
Carboil draws out the core
and gives quick relief
A t All Druggists — Money back Guarante#
SeURLOtnrVM KM . CO.
T tN N .
Deafness—Head Noises
R E L IE V E D B Y
L E O N A R D E A R CZL
“ H ub
B ack of E a rs"
IN SERT TV NOSTRILS
At All Druggists.
Price $1
Voider about 4,D E A F N E S S " on request.
A. 0 . LEOVABD. I.VC.. TO FIF T H A V E. N. T.
EYES
D IS F IG U R E
L ooks f
yo u r
Don’t experiment on
them, use MITCHELL
EYE SALVE for epeedjr
relief. Absolutely safe,
d r u g g is t its.
CKEL,
- & au c]
N e w Y o r k C it y
C ountry’s M a n y Sm iths
A bout one person in every one hnn
d re d In th is co u n try Is n Sm ith. T he
la s t cen su s found 1,304,300 S m iths In
th e U n ited S ta te s.
In o th e r words,
th e re a re enough S m ith s in th e mi
tlo n to re p la c e th e e n tire population
o f an y o n e o f th e se s t a te s : M aine
New H am p sh ire,
V e rm o n t
Rhode
Islan d , D elaw are, F lo rid a, Oregon
Colorado, U ta h a n d e ig h t less popu
Ions W e ste rn s ta te s . T h e renow ned
S m ith s occupy 17 pag es In “ W ho’s
W ho In A m erica.”—T h e O utlook.
W hen a m an c o n tra c ts expensive
h a b its his Incom e need s expanding.
In v estm en ts, lik e ch a rity , should be­
gin a t hom e.
W H E N I W AS
T W E N T Y -O N E
BY J O S E P H K A Y E
AT 21— Ja m e s M ontgom ery Flagg
W aa S tudying A rt.
T A BO UT th is age I w as an a r t
B tudent and a sh o rt tim e lu te r I
becam e a n Illu s tra to r for th e St. N ich­
olas M agazine.
A nd it w as St. N icholas th a t first
published my draw ings.
I h ad alw ay s m ade d raw in g s— from
the age of two— of ev ery th in g Im agin­
able, from cow s to blood-lusty Z ulus;
these w ere m ildly discouraged by my
p a re n ts, h u t they n ev erth eless dated
and pigeon-holed them in a sideboard
draw er.
W hen I w as ab o u t tw elve I took a
batch of d raw in g s in to St. Nich<*tu,
| an d T u d o r Je n k s, th e ed ito r, show ed a
kindly In te re s t In me and th e m ; and
as he knew a lot ab o u t d raw in g he
helped me. W selected a b o u t ten of
th e c a rtlo a d I laid on h is desk and
m ade me red ra w them , a f te r w hich
he published them on a full-page of
th e m ugazine. I received my first pro-
fessloual p ay m en t for th em —ten dol­
lars— in cash.
I w alked dizzily hom e.—Ja m e s M ont­
gom ery Flagg.
TODAY—Ja m e s M ontgom ery F lagg
Is a fam ous Illu s tra to r an d p o rtra it
p a in te r w hose w ork Is know n to every
m agazine re a d e r In th e E ng lish -sp eak ­
ing w orld, and tn som e p u rta of the
w orld w hich a re not E nglish-speaking,
A
by M .C Iu r. N ew spaper S y n d icate.)
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AW
By Viola Brothers Shore
FOR T H E G O O S E —
E T In y o n r fine w ork w ith a m an
ns soon a s possible. E ven the
ea rly bird h as got to k etch th e worm
before he tu rn s.
G
You d o n 't have to th ro w o u t th e Ice
box lu s t because you got an ts.
Once yon break th e th re a d o f frien d ­
ship, even If you jo in it ag ain , you
got a knot.
FOR T H E GANDER—
F o rm e rly a wom an <1 m a rry alm ost
an y m an b u t on'y k iss one sh e really
cared about. N ow adays a w om an'll
kiss alm ost any m an. but on’y m arry
one sh e re a lly c a re s a b o u t
I t you can hiss a w om an easy, don't
blam e It en tire ly on y o u r Irre sis tib il­
ity .
9
The Racer
When Tm burning up the
miles—every cylinder work­
ing overtime at tremendous
temperatures—there’s at
least one thing I know won't
go wrong—and that’s spark
plugs. IinsistonChampions!
D on’t ev er tell a w om an sh e don’t
u n d e rsta n d herself. If she does hap­
pen to, she'll he furious. And If she
don't, she'll be even m ore so.
( C o p y r ig h t.)
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TOLEDO. OHIO
“1
Let
o th e r « c h e e r t h e w in n i n g m a n ,
t h e r e ’* o n e I h o ld w o r th w h ile :
’T ls h e tfcho d o e s t h e b e s t h e c a n , t h a t
lo s e * w ith a s m ile .
B e a te n h e Is, b u t n o t to s t a y d o w n
w ith th e r a n k a n d file;
T h e m a n w ill liv e a n o t h e r d a y , w h o
lo s e s w ith a s m ile .
FOR THE FAMILY TABLE
A
SOUP Is alw ay s a good beginning
for a d in n er a t any season.
O xtail Soup.
H ave th ree o x ta ils sp lit and c u t Into
sm all pieces. F ry them until brow n
In a little suet. P lace them in a soup
kettle, add tw o dozen cloves, nne-half
cupful of onions chopped and nlso
f r i e d ; one larg e c a rro t cu t into dice,
one-fourth of a cupful of brow ned
flour. Season w ith snlt and pepper,
add tw o pounds of lean beef w ith a
few d ash es of cayenne. C over w ith
fo u r q u a rts of cold w ater, bring to th e
boiling point, then sim m er on the back
of th e sto v e o r a t low h eat for th re e
hours. S tra in and serve.
F ish Chow der.
Dice a pound of any good fresh fish
freed from bones. F ry th re e o r four
slices of s a lt pork cut into fine dice,
add th re e onions sliced and six good-
sized p o tato es also sliced. Cook w ith
w a te r to cover u n til th e p o tato es are
nearly done, then add th e fish and
cook until well done. Add hnlf a doz­
en milk c ra c k e rs soaked In hot milk
and one q u a rt of hot m ilk. Season to
ta s te and se rv e a t once.
V eg etarian G ravy.
Chop one sm all anion and carro l
and brow n them In tw o tablespnonfuls
of b u tter. D issolve one bouillon cube
in one cupful of w ater, add to the
vegetables an d sim m er fo r 20 m inutes.
S tra in and th ick en w ith flour and b ut­
te r well brow ned, ad d in g a dash of
W orcestershire sa u ce and kitchen bou­
quet
G ateau de P rincess.
B ake a sponge cak e in two Jelly
tins. C ut th e c e n te r from one cake,
leav in g a rim one and one-half inches
wide. C over th e cake w ith Jelly. Jam,
fresh b e rrie s o r sliced fru it. P lace
th e rim over th e cak e and frost the
rim o r d ec o ra te w ith w hipped cream .
C ream of Corn Soup.
In a double boiler place one q u a rt of
m ilk, one and one-half cu p fu ls of com .
one-half of an onion, th re e sprigs of
parsley, p a p rik a and salt to taste .
W hen hot * tir In tw o tnblespoonfuls
of flour sm oothed w ith tw o tnblespoon­
fu ls of b u tte r, add to the soup and
cook for 15 m in u te s; rem ove the onion
and p arsley and p re ss through a sieve.
S erve hot g arnished w ith freshly
popped pop corn.
( © . l# 2 7 . W e s t e r n
N e w s p a p e r U n io n >
Women have th e rig h t to vote ai
elections ail o v er th e co n tin en t ol
N o rth A m erica. T hey m ay be ad m it­
ted to th e b ar and plead before the
co u rts. Hut tlie questio n w h eth er or
h o t th ey sh o u ld be allow ed to sit on
ju rie s is not y et se ttle d in m ost ol
th e sta te s.
V arious reaso n s a re given by those
who oppose tlie change.
W hen it is ex am in ed th e opposl
tion is found to be based on th e the
ory th a t th e g en tle sex m ust be reg u ­
la te d as it has been in th e past.
An in te re stin g ex am p le of maseu
line logic is sup p lied by th e (¿er
m an republic.
In th e co n stitu tio n of th a t s ta te it
is provided ex p licitly th a t men und
wom en have th e sam e rig h ts and,
a p a r t from fighting, m u st perfo rin the
sa m e d uties.
Yet w hen th e pro p o sal to make
w om en eligible for ju ry duty cam e
up b efo re th e fed eral council in the
form of th e proposed d r a ft of a low
it w as n egatived.
T h e ex p lan atio n given by H e rr Von
P re g e r, th e B a v arian rep re sen tativ e
o u ght to he fram ed an d hung up in
ev ery w om an’s club in th e world as
an exam ple of how not to reason.
“T h e B a v arian g o v ern m en t,” ht
said , “ m a in ta in s the p rin cip al stan d
p o in t th a t women a re n o t su ited to
ju d icial office. T he adm ission of worn
en would resu lt in a so ften in g o f Jus
tice, w hich is m ost u n d esirab le Jus'
a t th is tim e.”
D O ES N O T A FFE C T THE HEART
Accept only “Bayer” package
which contains proven directions.
H andy “ B ayer” boxes of 12 tablets
Also b ottles of 24 and 100— D ruggists.
Aspirin 1* the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaeetlcacldestcr of Sa'.lcylleacid
O strich's V aried Diet
Liquid Lenses Perfected
P o s tm o rte m ex am in atio n o f Ida,
fam ed o strich a t th e London Zoologi­
cal g ard en s, disclosed th e follow ing
a rtic le s In h er g iz z a rd : T h re e Ql ves,
a h an d k erch ief, cord, an em p ty film
spool, two larg e an d sev eral sm all
nails, a pencil, fo u r h alfp en n ies, two
fa rth in g s, a F re n c h coin, p a r ts of a
com b and a gold necklace, a collar
b u tto n , bicycle tire valves, a clock key,
a dozen sh o rt b its of w ire, m etal
sta p le s, screw s, riv ets, a glove fa ste n ­
e r an d a p iece o f wood fo u r In d ies
long.
As s u b s titu te s fo r o rd in a ry lenses,
g la ss sh e lls tilled w ith liquid have
been devised by a F ren ch Inventor,
who sa y s th a t by Ms pro cess an a s ­
tro n o m ical lens e q u a l to tlie usual
g ro u n d ty p e th a t would co st SlUU.UUG
an d re q u ire y e a rs to com plete, may
be m ad e In a few w eek s for $1,000.
T h e fluid su b sta n c e is inclosed be­
tw een tw o h ard su rfa c e s, an d rlie new
len ses m ay be used in o p era g lasses,
c a m e ra s and m icroscopes.
Hens Out of Work
F o zzleton—1 m et w ith an aw fu l blow
y esterd ay .
B ozzleton— An a .ffu l blow?
F o zzleto n — Yes, he said be w as from
C alifo rn ia .— New B edford S tan d ard .
T h o u sa n d s of h en s huve
been
th ro w n o u t o f w ork a s m o th ers In
C alifo rn ia , acco rd in g to F arm and
F ire sid e, which re p o rts th e b iggest
h a tc h e ry know n h a s been found In
P e talu m a, Calif., w h ere a sin g le se t­
tin g re q u ire s 1 , 800.000 eggs.
Love thy n eig h b o r as th y se lf— but
know thy n eig h b o r u s th o u dost th y ­
self.
Going hack to w h ere one “ w as so
h ap p y ” alw ay s m ean s d isa p p o in tm en t.
T h e p a s t Is past.
Breezy P ropagan d ist
M OTHER
Fletcher’s Cas-
toria is a pleasant, harmless Sub­
stitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric,
Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups, especially prepared for
Infants in arms and Children all ages.
T o avoid im itations, a lw ay s look fo r the s ig n a tu re o f
Proven directions c n each package.
Physicians everywhere recommend it.
Bimicms
The W ra th to Come
P re sid en t (Ju th o t G au ch er college
told a t a tea in B altim o re a n exam ine
tion sto ry w ith u m oral.
"A s tu d e n t,” he said , “ took It easy
th ro u g h th e y e a r, and w hen ex atn in a
tion tim e cam e he failed In all seven
o f h is e x a m in a tio n s
“ ‘P oor f a th e r ! ’ he th o u g h t, ‘and tie
so p ro u d o f m e !’
“ So th e stu d e n t h u rried to th e tele
g ra p h office a n d teleg rap h ed to bis
sis te r:
“ ‘F ailed In all seven ex am in atio n s
P re p a re poor f a th e r.’
“ H is s is te r te le g ra p h e d h a c k :
" 'F a t h e r p re p a re d . P re p a re your-
e lf .’ "
So It all com es to th is : Womei
may elect th o se who m ake th e laws
th ey may expound th e sam e law«
Satisfying H u b b y
but th ey a r e not lit to decide simple
H av e you h eu rd of th e young wife
q u estio n s o f fact a risin g in Conner
who cooked th re e eggs nin e m inutes
tion w ith th e a d m in istra tio n of th< b ecau se h er fussy h u sb an d w anted
laws.
each egg cooked th re e m inutes.?—T he
W hen Mrs. Po.vser m ade th e ta n i O utlook
g en eralizatio n th a t th e women wer<r
m ade fools “to m atch th e m en” sh*
w as really u n n ecessarily sev ere or
th e long su fferin g sisterhood.
<(E b y M oC 'Iur* N e w n p a p e r S y n d i c a t * y
Q uick relief from p ain .
P r e v e n t sh o e p re s su re .
A t e l l d ru g a n d shoe stores
D Z S c h c lk S
'ra
P u t o n e o n — the
p a i n is gone
jL ln a ’pe.ti< 2
Siomac’i Disorders
a r e d e c id e d ly u n p l e a s a n t
Green's August Ftower
a g e n t l e l a x a t i v e , w l! l not p r o m p t ly tn
r e l i e f o f u to m n r h a n d b o w e l tr o u b le * ,
a n d y o u r f r e e d o m f r o m p a in a n d d i s ­
c o m f o r t w ill m a k e y o u f e e l t h a t li f e la
« tr a in w o r t h llv lru r.
3 °c a n d 9 0c b o t t l e s
A t n il d r u g g i s t s .
G. O. G r e e n , In c ., W o o d b u r y . N. J .
F o r Girl S o r e s
Hanford’s Baisam of Myrrh
Money b a rk f<»r first bottle If n o t suited.
All dealers.
Oregon & California Directory
SELIG BROS., San Francisco
W h o le s a le T a ilo r*
H a v e o u r lo c a l d e a l e r t a k e y o u r m e a s u r e f o r *
S a t i s f a c ti o n G u a r a n t e e d ” A L L - W O O L S U IT .
P r i c e s to s u i t y o u r p u r s e .
HOTEL ROOSEVELT
What Does Ycur Child 1
Want to Know
S A N F R A N C I S C O ’S N E W Fi N C H O T E L
E v e r y ro o m w i t h b a t h o r s h o w e r . *2.00 t o $8.60.
J o n r* a t E ddy.
G a r a g e n e x t d o o r.
w ith a g irl,” suys F lip p an t Flo. "he
h as to avoid being ‘th ro w n out at
hom e' by h is wife."
U R ED L E T T E R DAY” Is now used
to signify any gain ocrimMn 0 *
m em orable day In th e life of an Indi­
vidual or a nation.
O riginally, how ever, th e term I* an
eccleal«.«itlcal one and w as used to
m ark th e m ore im p o rtan t festiv als and
s a in ts ’ days of the church. T hese oc­
casio n s w ere m arked In red le tte rs In
ste ad of black in the calen d ar In the
ch eap e r p ray er books both of the Eng­
lish and the Rom an ch u rch w here th*
tw o colors w ere not « e d in p rin t Inc
th ese days w ere p rin te d in Italic» or
G othic ca p ita ls
T h e mln«*r festival«
w ere m arked In black le tte rs by lower
case Rom an ty p e.—Anna S T ortiqulsi
1927. W n t c r n N « w a p a p « r U n i o n .)
H OTEL W ILTSH5RE, San Francisco
BO URJAILY
Do You Know
~??~That: 7 ? —
C hampion
Spar/CP/ugs
Í
Unless you see the “Bayer Crjoss” on tablets you are
not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe
by millions and prescribed by physicians for 25 years.
A n s w e r e d by
Cham pion % —
C h a im
« piona y o u bu y a r e in
origin al Cham pion cartons.
U .J J
«h« ori,
BOUT th e oldest tra d itio n in th e
w orld is the one th a t describes
th e “race o f m en” a s th e logical sex.
T he m ascu lin e hum an being Is con
vlnced th a t he solves Ms problem s by
reaso n in g w ith h im self ab o u t them .
On th e o th e r hand, lie is convinced
th a t th e fem ale of th e species is sim ­
ply guided by In stinct.
T h is Is in sp ite o f th e fact th at all
o ver th e w orld, from C hina to Ueru.
when It com es to th e question of
fem inism , th e men lay down a g en ­
eral p roposition and th e n proceed to
ev ad e i t
In a word, women an d men are
"eq u al.” Iiu t m an’s p reju d ices m ust
not be in te rfe re d w ith. H e still re
se rv es to h im self th e rig h t to p ro tect
and
reg u late th e o th e r h a lf of
Im munity.
A
BARBARA
Cham pion Is th e better
sta rk plug because o f it»
double - ribbed •O iim o *
n i t e c o r e — its two-piece
construction and itstpe•
ciftl analysis electrodes»
F o r y yo
o u r protection hr sur* thr
SAY “ BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSISTI
lie gives him self, u n sp arin g ,
And newer co u n ts th e c o s t;
R ut know s the Joy o f fighting,
A lthough his cause is lost.
Keep Stomach and Bowels Rigbt
bring a astonishing, gratifying results
I d making baby’s stomach digest
food and bowels move as _
they should at teething
tim e. G uaranteed free
from narcotics, opi­
ates, alcohol and all
harm ful ingredU
entn. Safa and
satisfactory.
Page 7
Slowing Up?
/ou Can’t Feel Well When
Kidneys Act Sluggishly.
^^V F .R W O R K , w orry an d lack of rest,
all p u t e x tra b u rd e n 3 o n th e k id ­
neys. W h en th e kidney* «low u p , wa*to
>oi*on* rem ain in th e blood a n d a re apt
0 m a k e one languid, tired a n d achy,
vith d u ll h eadache«, dizziness a n d often
1 nagging b ackache.
7 HY D O T S A C A T 'S F U R 0 T A N I
U P W H E N S H E IS F R I G H T E N E D 7
To m a k e th e c a t s e e m la r g e r
A nd s e a r « a w a y its f o e s .
It h u m p s it s b a ck a n d t a y s , ” f
c p s s t ,”
A nd th en a w a y It flee* .
(CotvHfki »
A com m on w arning o f im perfect k id ­
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