EASTERN CLACKAMAS NEWS, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER X, 1927
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JUST HUMANS
PA CK 4
Winners of the Air Race to Honolulu
BE A BOOSTER
By QEUE CARR
By E V E L Y N
GAGE
BRO W NE
n
10 A R ooster—n o t a k n o ck er—
F o r y o u r Boss, y o u r Job, your
T ow nl
F or th e B ooster keeps th in g s going
W hile th e k n o ck er te a r s them down.
T alk Good T im es an d keep d eclarin g
T h in g s grow b e tte r all th e while,
F o r th e re ’s no th in g so contagio u s
As an o p tim istic sm ile.
L et your cheery "W ell, how a re y o u ?”
M ake th e one you sa y it to
A nsw er ‘‘F in e I th in g s going sp len
did r
Ami it ’s bound to m ake It tru e.
J u s t keep sp re a d in g all a ro u n d you
T h e glud (iospel-of Good-Cheer,
B igger sa le s an d b e tte r b u siness—
T h a t's w h a t people like to h ear.
Get th e happy B oosting h a b it
And th e T h in g s-are-all-rlg h t grin,
Be a " ro o te r” for th e hom e-team ,
If you w an t to help to win.
So ju st B oost—an d keep on R oosting,
And you’ll find th a t nil you do,
Is just- su re som e day o r o th e r
To be really B oosting YOU I
( C o p y r ig h t.)
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"H A V E A M A T C H . BOSS?"
N E A R S IG H T E D OLD G E N T — "I T H A N K
T h e “A ir d erb y ” from O ak lan d , C alif., to H o nolulu w a s won by th e p la n e W oolaroc of w hich A rt Goebel
(rig h t) w a s p ilo t and L ieu t. W illiam D av is, U. S. N „ w as n av ig ato r.
Y O U !"
Seating Plan for Dempsey-Timney Battle
The g r e a t e r p ro portion of the pop u
la tio n o f th is c o u n t r y do n o t k n o w
w h a t r e a l s u n l i g h t Is u n l e s s t h e y l e a v e
t h e ir hom es.— L ord N ew ton.
S O M E T H IN G T O
T H IN K A B O U T
By F. A. W A L K E R
DESSERTS
TELLING IS SELLING
I M IE N one lias p lenty o f fresh
W
b erries th e d e sse rt Is a sim ple
dish to p rep are. F ru it ju ic e s th ick
ened w ith g elatin a r e fa v o rite des
se rts. T hey a re both a p p etizin g and
sufficiently sa tis fy in g a f te r a h earty
m eal.
TN’ T H E S E d ay s of tim e-saving de-
* vices, m oney-saving Inventions and
effort-saving Ideas the th in k in g m an
finds m uch to in te re st him w hen he
h e a rs a n o th e r th in k in g m an com press
a big th o u g h t Into the few est possible
w ords.
T he lite ra ry m an h a s a nam e for
th ese exam ples o f condensed wisdom .
H e ca lls them "e p ig ra m s.”
"E p ig ra m " is an in te re stin g word.
You can spend a useful fifteen m in
u tes stu d y in g o u t in som e good d ic
tio n a ry ju s t w h at It m e a n t in th e
original G reek an d how It cam e to
h ave an en tirely d ifferen t m ean in g In
E nglish.
O ne o f th e m ost condensed and
m eaningful p h ra se s I h av e ever seen
w ritte n o r heard spoken w as used by
a g re a t ed ito ria l w rite r who boiled
down a w hole serm on Into th re e w ords
w hen he said “ R ep etitio n Is r e p u ta
tion.”
T h a t is sound, u n a s sa ila b le
tru th In th e few est possible w ords.
A longside th a t condensation of w is
dom I have filed aw ay in my m em
ory th e three-w ord s ta te m e n t th a t I
heard an a d v e rtisin g so licito r u se the
o th er d ay In convincing a prospective
b u y er of publicity th a t ad v ertisin g
would he th e best possible Investm ent
th a t he could m ake.
T h ese w ere the th re e w ords he u s e d :
"T ellin g Is selling.”
T h a t com es p re tty n e a r reducing th e
sta te m e n t o f w h at a d v e rtisin g Is to th e
few est possible w o rd s an d s ta tin g It
In the sim p lest possible w ay.
Snow Pudding.
Soak one a n d one-fourth tahlespoon-
fu ls of gelatin In o n e-fourth cupful
o f boiling w ater, ad d one cupful of
s u g a r and one-fourth cupful o f lemon
Juice. S tir until the s u g a r Is d is
solved, then s tra in in to a la rg e bowl
an d se t Into Ice w a te r to cool, s tir
rin g occasionally.
H eat th e w hites
o f th re e eggs u n til stiff a n d w hen the
g elatin begins to thicken add th e b eat
en w h ites a n d beat to g eth er u n til very
lig h t. W hen stiff enough to mold,
p o u r Into a m old th a t h a s been rinsed
In cold w ater. M ake a boiled cu stard ,
u sin g the yolks o f th e eggs w ell b eat
en, th re e tab lesp o o n fu ls of su g a r, one-
h a lf teaspoonful of salt, a p in t of hot
m ilk ; coolt u n til sm ooth an d flavor
w hen cool w ith vanilla. Unm old th e
p u d d in g an d se rv e w ith th e sauce
a ro u n d It.
Braised Cabbage.
M elt one-fourth cupful of sw eet fat
In a saucepan, add tw o green ap p les
a n d tw o onions finely ch opped; cook
g en tly for th re e m inutes, then tu rn In
one good-sized cabbage sh red d ed ,
th re e cloves, one-half cupful of vin
eg ar, one tablespoonful of sa lt and
o n e-fo u rth teaspoonful of pepper.
C over tig h tly und sim m er for tw o and
o n e-h alf hours.
X
C oconut Sponge.
D issolve a sc an t h a lf envelope of
g e la tin In one-fourth cupful o f cold
w a te r. M ake a c u s ta rd o f two cupfuls
o f m ilk, th re e eggs an d one-th ird of a
cu p fu l of s u g a r; cook until sm ooth
an d th ick, rem ove from th e h eat and
add th e gelatin. W hen th e m ix tu re
beg in s to se t ad d one cupful of
sh red d ed coconut, n few g ra in s of sa lt
a n d a tablespoonful o f vanilla. U se
ju s t th e yolks In th e cu stard , b eat
th e w hites stiff and fold in a t th e last.
L in e a mold w ith sections of orange,
p o u r in th e m ix tu re and chill.
Orange Ice.
M ake a siru p , using fo u r cupfuls of
w a te r to tw o o f sugar, boiling tw en ty
m in u te s; add tw o cupfuls of orange
Juice, one-fourth cupful of lemon
Juice and the g ra te d rin d of two o r
anges. Cool, s tra in an d freeze.
<©. 19 27, by W e st er n Ne wsp ap er Union.)
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GIPUGAGJ?
To a g re a te r or lesser degree every
hum an being Is an ad v ertiser.
T h e m an or wom an w ho d resses
well a d v e rtise s p rosperity.
T he m an o r wom an who uses the
p ro p er w o rd s In p ro p er p laces and
show s a broad a c q u a in ta n c e w ith facts
a d v e rtise s ed u catio n .
T h e m an w ith th e light stop, quick
m ovem ent, un ceasin g activ ity , a d v e r
tise s energy, probably am bition.
You say “ I am a good ju d g e of h u
m an nature.** T h a t Is only a n o th er
w ay of s ta tin g th a t you a r e an a c
c u ra te re a d e r of th e p ersonal a d v e r
tisin g of individuals.
E very day we unconsciously " te ll”
o urselves—a d v e rtise ou rselv es—by our
actio n s, by o u r habits, by o u r co n v er
satio n . E v ery day w e unknow ingly
succeed In o r fall in "sellin g ” o u r
selves.
If "te llin g Is selling” It Is equally
tru e th a t "O v ertellin g Is underselling.*’
Nobody e v er p erm an en tly gained
a n y th in g by w an d erin g from th e tru th .
B oasting Is only a polite n am e for
lying.
Any b u y er of m en or m erch an d ise
would r a th e r he su rp rised by finding
b is p u rc h a se b e tte r th an he thought
it w as th a n to discover th a t It failed
to com e up to w hat be bad reaso n ab le
rig h t to expect.
1’f yon have occasion to talk about
y o u rself tell Just w h a t you are.
If you find It n ecessa ry to sell y o u r
self do not b arg ain for m ore th an you
can deliver.
"T ellin g Is selling,*’ b ut th e telling
m ust be th e tru th and selling m ust
be on th e basis o f tu rn in g o v er ju s t
w h at you h ave agreed to—o f having
th e gmods te s t 100 p e r cent o f w h at
they w ere re p re se n te d to be.
By Viola Brothers Shore
FOR T H E
A
GOOSE—
FOOL a n d
p a rted .
h e r k isses
Is soon
W om en a re fu n n y g am blers. T hey
b a te to risk a d o lia r on poker, but
they s ta k e e v e ry th in g th ey got on
bein' able to hold som e m a n ’s love
and In no o th e r gam e In th e w orld Is
th e ca rd s so sta c k e d a g a in s t ’em.
D o n 't be a f ra id o f b ein ’ too obvious
in y o u r com plim ents. T h e m an a in 't
livin’ th a t can see th ro u g h th e line
ab o u t lookin’ sw ell In his d in n er c o a t
FOR T H E G A N D E R —
W hen y o u 're c o n sid erin ’ a wife, ask
y o u rself all th e old p o s e rs : “How
would I Like to sit o pposite h e r a t
b re a k fa st? W ake up n e x t to h e r In
th e m ornin’? L ive w ith h e r when
sh e ’s six ty ? ’’
And th en a sk y o u rself .this one
m o re: “ H ow 'd I like to call h e r u p a t
five o ’clock In th e aftern o o n an d tell
h e r w hy I c a n 't com e hom e to su p
per?"
Above is th e a rra n g e m e n t of se a ts In S o ld ier field, Chicago, fo r th e h eav y w e ig h t ch am p io n sh ip fight b etw een
T u n n ey an d D em psey. T h e p ric e s in each sectio n a r e In d icated .
Moore to Wed Former Mrs. Caruso
T h e re ’s on’y a few h a rd an d fa st
ru les on th e m ore o r less gen tle a rt
of k lss ln ’ an d th e first Is :
F a in t
k isses n ev er won f a ir lady.
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MISS EDNA B. RUBY
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(C o p y ris h t)
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WHEN I WAS
TWENTY-ONE
BY J O S E P H
KAYE
At 21— F ritz K reisler Was Struggling
fo r Recognition.
th e age of tw en ty -o n e to
F ROM
tw enty-seven I stru g g led h a rd for
recognition.
I played every b it as
well th en a s I do now b u t people did
n ot u n d e rsta n d It.
T h e re w ere tw o g re a t Influences
th a t helped me finally to gain recogni
tion an d success, th e love and help of
my d e a r w ife an d com panion, and my
ro b u st h ealth .
I can only hum bly
an d th a n k fu lly acknow ledge th eir
trem endous pow er in th e m akin g of
m e.— F ritz K reisler.
TODAY— F ritz K reisler Is one of
th e g re a te s t v iolinists In th e world,
w hose p o p u larity know s no f a s h io n ;
and in th e field of violin com position
Is n e a rly ns g re a t.
H is delightful
pieces are in the re p e rto ire o f every
violinist.
((c) by McClure New spa per Syndicate.)
M iss E d n a B row ning R uby o f L a
fa y e tte , Ind., w ho w as voted th e m o st
o u tsta n d in g w om an o f th e c o u n try in
b u sin e ss a n d th e p ro fessio n s, by dele
g a te s to n recen t con v en tio n held a t
O ak lan d , C alif.
M rs. D o ro th y C a ru so In g ram , w idow o f th e n o ted o p e ra tic ten o r, an d
fo rm e r A m erican A m b assad o r to S pain A lex an d er P . M oore, p ic tu re d a t Lido,
w h ere th e ir en g ag em en t w as announced. M rs. In g ra m w as re c e n tly divorced
from h e r second husb an d .
KELLOGG’S NEW AID
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What Does Your Child
Want to Know
A n s w e r e d by
B A R B A R A BOURJ AI LY
Little Boat to Cross the Atlantic
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(tf? by McClure Newnpuper S yndica te )
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T rick From the Zoo
r dum b D ora,” sa y s C atty Ka-
"A gent cttUed on her the oth-
w tth a wrif-%! atlnclim vnt and
o ught it \va$ a m arriag e 11-
Dunn«*, aged th re e y ears, w atched
his baby sis te r In g re a t asto n ish m en t
ns sh e pulled h e rse lf up In a sta n d in g
position for th e first tim e. T hen he
rush« 1 excitedly into th e n ex t room
c a llin g : "Oh. m other, com e q u ick !
S iste r is sta n d in g on h e r hind le g s!”
—From C hildren, th e M agazine for
B arents.
L J l L.
VVHAT M A K E S T H E R A IN F A L L IB
DROPS?
Wee b it, of d u ,t float In the air,
And when the rain cloud meete
The dust, it forme In tiny drops
Instead of solid shee.s.
(C o m lfttl
IM w nrd T ie rn ey an d Dick D ay m an of K nglund In th e ir tw elve-foot boot.
In w hich th ey ex p ect to cro ss th e A tla n tic In fill d ay s. T h e c r a f t Is 5 feel
deep, d ra w s 2 feet o f w a te r an d Is built so m ew h at like a baby su b m arin e.
N elson T. Jo h n so n , w ho h a s Just
been ap p o in ted a s s is ta n t s e c re ta ry of
sta te . H e lias been se rv in g a s ch ief
o f th e f a r e a s te rn divisio n o f th«
d e p a r tm e n t