EAST CLACKAMAS NEWS, THURSDAY, AUGUST 4, 1927
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^Telephone Employees Get Heroism Medals
WOMEN’S FIRST
President J. S. McCullough of the New York Telephone company congratulating women who remained at their
posts du I-1 ill,’ the explosion at Lake Denmark July 10, 1920. These women, together with other employees who
displayed marked heroism, were given the Theodore N. Vail medal.
Hundreds Killed
in
Earthquake
in
They were playing In a mixed Tour-
»oiue arj l'erey l’lunkett was very
much ot® color. It annoyed him be
cause he wanted to put up a "show"
before the girl of Ills heart.
After a particularly bad miss he
felt compelled to Indulge In a mild ex-
I pletive.
"Sorry, Susie,” he apologized to the
glt;l. “I didn’t mean to say that. For
give me for swearing like that before
you.”
“That’s nil right,” returned the
maiden sweetly, "you didn’t.”
SO HE WOULD KN O W
Palestine
“Why do you pay such attention
to what that crank tells you to do?'
“So I’ll know what not to do.’*
The Perfect Guest
We love the g u e s t w ho finds our home
A p lea s an t place to stay,
And y et w ho k n o w s w ith o u t a hint
T he tim e to go aw ay.
Simplified Society
New view of a part of Jerusalem, which was damaged by the earthquake which rocked Palestine and Transjor-
danla and took a toll of nearly u thousand lives.
Four
Singing Schcolma’ams
YOUNGEST MAYOR
“Tour social activities require a i
great deal of time.”
"Not so much ns you might think,”
answered Miss Cayenne. “You can
send out Invitations In half an hour,
notify the press In ten minutes and
call up the caterer In thirty seconds.’’
—Washington Star.
Preferred Risk
Agent—Do you own a car?
Prospective Insurer—Oh, I suppose
you’re going to sflck on the premium
because I'm a motorist
Agent—On the contrary, the pre
mium will be less. If you drive a car
you are In less danger of being run
over by one.
1 When you trade-in your used car for a
new car, you are after all making a pur
chase, not a sale. You are simply apply
ing your present car as a credit toward
the purchase price of the new car.
2 Your used car ha» only one fundamental
basis of value; i. e., what the dealer who
accepts it in trade can get for it in the
used car market.
3 Your used car has seemingly different
values because competitive dealers are
bidding to sell you a new car.
4 The largest allowance is not necessarily
the best deal for you. Sometimes it is;
sometimes it is not.
5 An excessive allowance may mean that
you are paying an excessive price for
the new car in comparison with its real
value.
First judge the merits of the new car in
comparison with its price, including all
delivery and finance charges. Then
weigh any difference in allowance
offered on your used car.
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GENERAL MOTORS
“A car for every purse and purpose”
CHEVROLET • PONTIAC • OLDSMOBI1.E • OAKLAND
BUICK • LASALLE • CADILLAC
GENERAL MOTORS TRUCKS • YELLOW CABS AND COACHES
’
FRIGIDAIRE— The electric refrigerator
Too Bad
Sncha Guitry, the French actor and
playwright, said on departing from
Also W ater Hazards
New York:
“Oolf is a very old game. Isn’t It “The movies nre ruining the the
ater. It's too bad.
dad?"
“A comedian said to a tragedian
"Yes, my son.”
“They played golf In the ark, didn't over n sandwich In one of your cafe
terias the other day:
they, dad?"
“ 'I hear that the crowd hissed you
“What are you talking about?”
"Why, they had lynx In the ark. oft the stage at the Gaiety last night.’
“ ’A lie, my boy,’ said the tragedian.
didn’t they, dad?”—Stray Stories.
‘A miserable lie. There was no
crowd.’ ”
W OM EN’S RIGHTS
W edding School Affair
s\
Tills Is William B. Foster, former
University of Minnesota student who
worked his way through college by
driving a taxi, and who was recently
«mum
elected mayoif of Columbia Heights,
Minn. lie is hut twenty-one years old
and lays claim to being the youngest
There cannot he very much tlie matter witli Kansas when she produces mayor in the United States.
She—Women’s rights are growing
schoolteachers as pretty and as winsome as those above. They were delegates
stronger every day.
from the Sunflower stale to the National Education association convention
SHE
HAS
A
NEW
FET
He—Yes, newspaper accounts of
at Seattle, and they livened up the proceedings with song. They are, upper,
hubbies being beaten up by their wives
Winifred Wear ami Helen Finch; Lower, Elsie Wear and Kate Stratton.
are Increasing without doubt
New York’s New
“Mop”
Too True!
, M ary hart a little hen
B u t Phe w as very q ueer;
She laid like fun w hen eg:*« were
cheap
B u t stop p ed w h e n th ey were dear.
Feathering a Nest
“Sirs. Brown, ma says will yon lend
1 her n doxen eggs for a hen to sit on?”
“I didn't know you had a hen.”
“We haven’t, but we’re borrowing
one to sit on your eggs, and then, ma
says, we'll have poultry of our own.”
Vain Scheme
Mrs. Crawford—How is It you and
your husband can’t agree about a bud
get.
Mrs. Crnbshnw—He tries to put
over too many Thrift weeks on me.
M aking Provision
“Are you going to make any chart-
table bequests?" asked the lawyer.
“Yes," answered Mr. Dustin Stax.
"I am going to leave Incomes to my
titled sons-ln law. who could not pos
sibly get along without them."—Wash
Mr». Coolldge with her new pet. a ington Star.
chow dog called Tiny Jim, given her
A Sure Thing
hy llnrry Gillespie of IVnver. The
First Lady Is already very fond of “How did your friend acquire his
Maurice Campbell, the new prohibition administrator for the New York Tlr.y Jim, and he has made frlendt reputation for such great wisdom?*’
“Why. there Isn’t a subject under
| of the White House collies, also.
district, at his de*di. He succeeded Major Mills.
the
sun he can’t remain silent about”
aer
Miss Ola Sunshine Thomas, teacher
In a rural school near Los Angeles,
became a bride on the last day of the
terra. Her wedding took place In the
schoolroom, with each pupil In the
class taking some part In the cere
mony.
Borne acts are quicker thnn thoughts.
Fine Telephone Service
For two and u half cents the tele
phone service In Stockholm or Goth
enburg will call you at any houi
specified, will tell you the exnct time
• and answer calls In ease you are 111
or away.
It also will take messages while you
are out, or even away over the week
end, nnd deliver them when you re
turn, call a busy number ns soon ns It
Is free nnd perform several other
services usually done by an office as
sistant or valet.
Tbe services are performed by spe
cial exchanges.
Round One
Mr.—"Well, be satisfied 1 There are
worse fellows than I am.’’ Mrs.—"Oh,
don't he such a pessimist.”
A few people nre envied because of
tlielr wisdom, many because of their
wealth.
Bugville’s
Richest
Citizen—
But Flyosan
will get him too!
T f E ’SBEEN b u ry in g flies Here is the right insecticide
I I and mosquitoes by the
fo r each insect:
millions.
F L Y O SA N , L iquid S pray— kills
Flyosan floats through vourroom s,
killing every single ily and mos
quito— getting into corners and
crevices you could never sec.
But use Flyosan itself— the first
liquid insect spray on the market
(non-poisonous). Flyosan not only
kills every fly and mosquito in your
house, but also kills the m illions
o f deadly, disease-bearing germs
on the body o f each.
And ''swatting” only »ratters these
germs into the air you and your
family breathe.
P eterm an'» ha»
the right insecti
c id e f o r e a c h
insect. On »ale
tch errrfj drug»
are told-
flies and mnscpiitoes.
PETERMAN S ANT FOOD—ex
terminates ants.
P E T E R M A N ’S D ISC O V E R Y ',
Liquid -ex terminate* bedbugs,
PETERMAN’S ROACH FOOD—
exterm in ates that cockroach
army.
PETERM AN’S M OTH F O O D —
protects against moths.
You must have a specific insecti
cide for each insert. No single in
secticide w ill exterm in ate them
all. We have had nearly 50 years’
experience. We knoic that is true.
Tmanls
200 Fifth Ave., N. Y.G
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