EAST CLACKAMAS NEWS, THURSDAY, AUGUST 4, 1927 Page 6 f • I .« , \ V, A . ? í ^Telephone Employees Get Heroism Medals WOMEN’S FIRST President J. S. McCullough of the New York Telephone company congratulating women who remained at their posts du I-1 ill,’ the explosion at Lake Denmark July 10, 1920. These women, together with other employees who displayed marked heroism, were given the Theodore N. Vail medal. Hundreds Killed in Earthquake in They were playing In a mixed Tour- »oiue arj l'erey l’lunkett was very much ot® color. It annoyed him be cause he wanted to put up a "show" before the girl of Ills heart. After a particularly bad miss he felt compelled to Indulge In a mild ex- I pletive. "Sorry, Susie,” he apologized to the glt;l. “I didn’t mean to say that. For give me for swearing like that before you.” “That’s nil right,” returned the maiden sweetly, "you didn’t.” SO HE WOULD KN O W Palestine “Why do you pay such attention to what that crank tells you to do?' “So I’ll know what not to do.’* The Perfect Guest We love the g u e s t w ho finds our home A p lea s an t place to stay, And y et w ho k n o w s w ith o u t a hint T he tim e to go aw ay. Simplified Society New view of a part of Jerusalem, which was damaged by the earthquake which rocked Palestine and Transjor- danla and took a toll of nearly u thousand lives. Four Singing Schcolma’ams YOUNGEST MAYOR “Tour social activities require a i great deal of time.” "Not so much ns you might think,” answered Miss Cayenne. “You can send out Invitations In half an hour, notify the press In ten minutes and call up the caterer In thirty seconds.’’ —Washington Star. Preferred Risk Agent—Do you own a car? Prospective Insurer—Oh, I suppose you’re going to sflck on the premium because I'm a motorist Agent—On the contrary, the pre mium will be less. If you drive a car you are In less danger of being run over by one. 1 When you trade-in your used car for a new car, you are after all making a pur chase, not a sale. You are simply apply ing your present car as a credit toward the purchase price of the new car. 2 Your used car ha» only one fundamental basis of value; i. e., what the dealer who accepts it in trade can get for it in the used car market. 3 Your used car has seemingly different values because competitive dealers are bidding to sell you a new car. 4 The largest allowance is not necessarily the best deal for you. Sometimes it is; sometimes it is not. 5 An excessive allowance may mean that you are paying an excessive price for the new car in comparison with its real value. First judge the merits of the new car in comparison with its price, including all delivery and finance charges. Then weigh any difference in allowance offered on your used car. 6 GENERAL MOTORS “A car for every purse and purpose” CHEVROLET • PONTIAC • OLDSMOBI1.E • OAKLAND BUICK • LASALLE • CADILLAC GENERAL MOTORS TRUCKS • YELLOW CABS AND COACHES ’ FRIGIDAIRE— The electric refrigerator Too Bad Sncha Guitry, the French actor and playwright, said on departing from Also W ater Hazards New York: “Oolf is a very old game. Isn’t It “The movies nre ruining the the ater. It's too bad. dad?" “A comedian said to a tragedian "Yes, my son.” “They played golf In the ark, didn't over n sandwich In one of your cafe terias the other day: they, dad?" “ 'I hear that the crowd hissed you “What are you talking about?” "Why, they had lynx In the ark. oft the stage at the Gaiety last night.’ “ ’A lie, my boy,’ said the tragedian. didn’t they, dad?”—Stray Stories. ‘A miserable lie. There was no crowd.’ ” W OM EN’S RIGHTS W edding School Affair s\ Tills Is William B. 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