F.AST CLACKAMAS NEWS, THURSDAY, TL’I.Y 28. 10V
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Big Blaze on Atlantic City Board Wall:
THE CLOCK
WORKER
By EVELYN GAGE BROWNE
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*TM1E m an who w orks w ith h is eyes
on th e clock,
J u s t g ets to th e end of th e d ay —
B u t he doesn’t get f a r on th e lto ad
to Success
F o r lie Isn’t h ead ed th a t way.
lie
h a s n ’t an ounce o f g en u in e
“ p u sh ”—
E xcept to “push th e clock”—
And then when o th e r folks get ah e a d
H e loves to sn e e r an d “knock.”
H e gives Just so m any h o u rs a day , i
And he draw s no joy from his w o r k ;
T h e only thing lie d ra w s is his pay, j
And it’s all th a t he d o esn 't sh irk . I
H e p u ts nothing in —except his tim e, |
So g e ts n o th in g out a t th e end.
B esides som e p a ltry d o llars and cents, I
W hich he s tra ig h ta w a y proceeds to j
spend.
I t’s th e chap who re n d e rs service-plus,
Not Ju st by th e hour o r th e d a y ; '
S cen e d u rin g th e co n flag ra tio n t h a t n e u rly w iped o u t th e e n tire B o a rd W alk a t A tlan tic C ity. T h e Are ra g e d fo r
B ut by all th a t's in him, an d gives his
h o u rs an d se v e ra l h o te ls w e re d estro y ed .
!>est.
F o r th e love o f h is w ork—n o t foi*
pay;
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“ H O W ’S I T ; H E ’S S O L U C K Y
PLAY S T H E P O N IE S?”
“ ’C A U S E H E C A N ’T S H U F F L E
If ev e ry o n e w e re w ise a n d sw e e t,
A nd e v e r y o n e w e r e Jolly;
I f e v e r y h e a r t wi th, K i n d n e s s b e a t ,
And none w ere m elancholy;
If none sho u ld c r u m b le or com plain,
And nobo d y sh o u ld la b o r
In evil w o rk , b u t ea c h w e r e fain
T o l o v e a n d h e l p h i s n e i g h b o r —»
O h ! w h a t a h a p p y w o r l d ' t w o u l d b«
F o r y o u a n d m e , f o r y o u a n d me .
SUMMERY GOOD THINGS
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th e w arm w e a th e r we like
D URING
to th in k o f ju icy fru its, chilled
d ishes a n d d e s se rts .th a t are re fre s h
ing w ith o u t hi dug ..to o much w ork
W ith n sm all fhiesjer one m ay p rep are
th e m ost d elicio u s d e s se rts and have
such v a rie ty th a t th e fam ily will a l
w ays look fo rw ard to th e d e sse rt w ith
an ticip atio n .
If you w ish to s t a r t off y o u r d in n er
w ith so m eth in g especially cooling and
u n u su al, se rv e the. honey dew o r c a n
ta lo u p e m elons to p p ed off w ith a ta r t
sh e rb e t o r icé.
L e m o n Ice.
AT
CARDS
AN’ FLOPS
W HEN
HE
T H ’ P O N IE S !”
SOMETHING TO
T H IN K A B O U T
F ig a r o F ig s .
((cl. 1927, b y
W e s te r n N e w s p a p e r U f if o p j
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What Does Your Child
Want to Know
Answi
BARBARA
WHY
C A N ’T W E ] T I Ò K L E
O U R SÊ L V lfS?
B e c a u s e w e k n o w we*rp d R i n g It
A n d s o it i s n ’t f u ntfrfc^
W e c a n ’t e x d t * ^ j f H M b l n g ne rve«
F o r ei th er to v*
WHAT ARE WE?
CO L L EG E p ro fesso r
A from
tiie m isty p a s t
h as dug up
‘t h e tw enty-
five century-old d o ctrin es of DenuxS
r itu s to show us th a t th e “life e n tity ”
th e o rie s lately announced by Edison
a r e not in th e leastw ise new or novel.
E dison, a s you have read, pro
pounds th e ttitad / th a t life is th e re
su lt of th e asso ciatio n of a n in
nu m erab le n um ber of invisible, Im
m ortal “e n titie s ” w hich w hile they
a re In com bination co n tin u e th e ex
isten ce of w h atev er, th in g they corn
pose.
T hese co m b in atio n s m ay In one case
,be a plan t, in a n o th e r a hum an body.
In e ith e r ca se when d e a th com es
th ese e n title s se p a ra te an d ex cep t In
,th e ca se o f m an k in d , resolve them
se lv es into o th e r sh a p es a n d forms.*’*
In the hum an those e n titie s which
w ere c h a ra c te ris tic of th e person and
w hich c o n stitu te d h is perso n ality ,
m ay rem ain asso c ia te d an d c o n s titu te
in th e fr ^ontflijUétl E x isten ce tjie after-
d e a th life.
BY J O S E P H
KAYE
A t 21— G e o r g e A r l l s s W a s U n k n o w n
In M e t r o p o l i t a n C ir cl e s.
T IIE ag e of tw enty-one I w as i
A T playing
In a com pany to u rin g the
E nglish provinces, my ch ief am bition
being to achieve d istin ctio n In th e I
London th e a te rs.
S tra n g ely enough it w as an Am eri- I
can
th a t g ratified th is am bition,
C h a rles F rohm un.—G eorge A rllss.
TODAY—Mr. Arlites Is probably th e
forem ost c h a ra c te r a c to r in A m erica.
It w as Mr. F rohm an who Introduced
A rllss to London a u d ien ces and by th e
sa m e o d dity In h is ca re e r, It w as In
A m erica th a t he achieved his flrst
g re a t success. T h is w as In “T h e D a r
ling of tiie G ods,” a B elasco produc
Coolidge Eats Birthday Cake
WILL RULE RUMANIA
tion.
H is first a p p e a ra n c e in th is country
w as w hen lie w as b ro u g h t over by
Mrs. I’a t Cam pbell to phiy w ith her
in “T iie Second M rs. T a n q u e ra y .”
E v er since then, tw en ty y e a rs ago, he
h as con tin u ed playing only in the
U nited S ta te s. It w as only tw o se a
sons ago th a t he w ent to London to
e n a c t his fam ous “ R aja, o f Itu k h ,” In
T he G reen G oddess.”
A fter “T h e D arlin g of th e Gods” Mr.
A rllss’ second big su c cess w as in “T iie
D evil,” th e F ra n z M oinar play th a t
m ade a se n satio n In all p a rte of th e
w orld and w as considered one of th e
m ost d a rin g plays of th e tim e. H is
D isra e li” and “ H am ilto n ” a re o th e r
o u tsta n d in g achievem ents.
A n o th er A rllss play w as G alsw or
th y ’s “Old E nglish,” in w hich, as an
old lion o f eig h ty , he th rille d New
Y ork.
((c) by McClure New spa per S y n d ic a te s
CTHE W H Y of
SUPERSTITIONS
By
H. I R V 1 N Q
Kl bl Q
SUN CURES
H E c u rre n t su p e rs titio n s w hich
art» ‘su rv iv a ls o f sun-w orship m ay
not lie m ore num ero u s th a n those de
rived from o th e r sources, b u t in most
lie liad p robably tra v e le d a less
cases they a r e m ore obvious as to
d ista n c e th an you would go in u sum
th e ir o rig in —they sta n d o ut clearer.
lu er v acu ticn m otor tour, hut lie w as
O ne does n ot h av e to puzzle over th e ir
held by th o se w ho knew him to be
ped ig rees and d e v o u r long hours In
“ alm ost d iv in e” in ids wisdom .
resea rcli w ork to get even an Inkling
of th e ir p a re n ta g e : they, a s a rule,
D em ocritus w as know n a s “T h e
proclaim th em se lv e s us clearly as did
L aughing P h ilosopher,” a lth o u g h h is
tiie b razen tru m p e ts th a t unuounced
tory gives no reason for the m irth fu l
a t H eliopolis tiie risin g god of day.
ap p ellatio n .
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I t Is an In te re stin g fa c t th a t th e relics
M aybe he, In his w isdom , laughed
of sun-w orship should h ave com e
a t th e im possibility of proving his
dow n to us so little changed. T hey
ow n th eo ries, a s p e rh a p s E dison
a r e today p ra c tic a lly w h at they w ere
s m ile d us he m ad e public bis d o ctrin e
w hen th e m um m ied p h a ra o h s w ere a s
of’ “ life e n title s.”
yet living kings. H ere a re a few of
^ ”^YU«it. we a r e ” and "W hy w e a r e ”, th ese su p e rs titio n s g a th e re d by th e
h ave long puzzled m ankind;
A m erican F olk-L ore so c ie ty :
■'•T^Ll'^r '.vynfO rles . and c e n tu rie s of
In rubbing for rh eu m atism rub from
ho n est stu d y in g , ea rn e st in v estig atio n
left to rig h t (su n w ise ). Rub th e dig
an d w isest th eo rizin g we a re still as
eased p a rt of a h o rse ’s shoulder w ith
fnr- fymrvim m 'ru eeso d e te rm in a tio n of
corncob sunw ise every th ird m orn
e sta b lish e d fact a s when we begau.
ing. Rub a wen, corn, etc., w ith th e
«•‘ W e know we are, and there, so far
sun every day nnd th e sun will d raw
a s absolutely provable fact goes, we
out th e pain. T o cu re a “c u rb ” in
stop.
a h o rse ru b it w ith a bone a t sunseL
w V 'k n o w th a t w e a r e conscious of
U ure a boil by having it rubbed a t
a su rriK in d lttg . u niverse which one
d ay b reak for nine successive days,
philosophy tells us Is real an d unotfieV ru b b in g sunw ise. T o cu re a burn, ru b
tells us is u n real, ex istin g only in
sunw ise w ith a finger m oistened w ith
th o u g h L
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saliva th re e tim es.
S ile n c e te lls ns th a t all m a tte r is
T h ese a r e all purely nnd entirely
energy, th a t th e indivisible ato m of
su rv iv a ls of sun w orship a s is evident
D em ocritus is easily divided in to its
n. th e ru b b in g in th e “cerem onial clr-
electrflns, which a re not m a tte r ' at
e v i C th a t is, w ith th e a p p a re n t
all, but e lectricity and th a t m a tte r is
•urse of th e sun, a s all cerem onies
really n o n ex iste n t.
nnected w ith th e w orship of the sun
W hat we seem to sec. It m ay be
w ere perform ed, and in one case th e
we do not see a t all, and w h at we
s e ttin g of tiie tim e for th e appeal to
sue hi to be. m ay, a fter all. be not ai ‘ >sirts a t su n rise and in an o th e r a.*
nil w hat we are.
su n se t.’
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u c b> M I 'l u r « N e w s p a p e r S y n d i c * ! « .)
I
W H E N I W AS
T W E N T Y -O N E
By F. A. W A L K E R
T a k e one an d one-thLrd cupfuls of
su g ar, th re e cu p fu ls of w a te r an d one
and on e-h alf cu p fu ls of lem on Juice.
Boil th e s u g a r an d w a te r tlve m in
utes. ad d th e lem on ju ic e an d cool.
F reeze ns u sual. T h is will m ake one
An in te re stin g th eo ry , but n ot a
q u a rt o f Ice.
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new one.
W hen fine firm tied [is of le ttu c e can
he secu red , no o th e r V egetable or fru it
T h e r* h av e been m any g u esses, be
Is needed to m ake a tem p tin g salad.
liefs, th eo ries, su p p o sitio n s us to w h at
W ith th e follow ing “d re ss y ” dressing.
we are, w h a t c y u s titu te s ‘p erso n ality ,
It will he fit fo r th e m ost honored
und , w hat lived a f te r deatlr.
g u est :
It Is tru e th a t 23 c e n tu rie s . ago
T h o u s a n d fsla rld D r e s s in g .
D em ocritus, a very learn ed , m an,
T a k e o n e-h alf cupful o f olive oil,
evolved th e theory th a t e v e ry th in g in
th e Juice of h a lf a lem on, th e Juice o fi th e u rrirrrs e wtis eim stitat-ed e f invis
h a lf an o ran g e, one tablespoon ful o f
ible ato m s. T h e se ato m s he believed
g ra te d onion, th re e tab lesp o o n fu ls of
to bq. BfetfiqxJitffóit, th a t is,\ n o \ atom.,
chopped p a r s l ^ ^ ouf»»fourth teasp o o n -1
d e p o r te d upon a n o th e r for its Ufé und
ful of m u s t a r d , ves chopped or
w as th e re fo re ev erlastin g .
sliced, one toasty<K}jiful of W orcester
.T h e varyiim asso ciatio n of ato m s lie
sh ire sau ce, oiib;
.cupful o f m ayon
believed m ade ui»’tlie V arious fo rm s óf
n aise nnd o n e-fourth teasp o o n ful each
of sa lt nnd p ap rik a, l ’ut nil th e in life w hich co n tin u ed only a s long us
th e asso ciatio n w as m aintained.
g re d ie n ts Into a ja r , a f te r hav in g
D em o critu s hud, for those tim es,
m ixed th e d ry in g re d ie n ts nnd dis
som e very original Ideas.
solved th em In th è fru it Juice. I’u t on
a ru b b er an d ¿cal. S h ak e until th e .
l i e w as th e son of a very rich fam
m ix tu re Is sm ooth. Set in to th e Ice ily’ in T h ra c e , and when he cam e in to
box to chill am t sh a k e ag ain when
h is fo rtu n e lie sp e n t it all trav elin g
re a d y to serv e. Finely chopped hard-
and stu dying, d eclarin g a t th e en d of
cooked egg. green p ep p er an d various
h is Jou rn ey s th a t “I of all m en have
o th e r v eg etab les m ay b"e TUlflPfl ’T or
trav eled o v er the g re a te st e x te n t of
v ariety .
c o u n try an d liuve listen ed to th e m ost
ex perienced of m en.”
S team pulled tigs until plum p nnd
so ft. Slit one sid e an d Insert h a lf a
m arsh m allo w and a few n u ts. Roll In
s u g a r nnd se rv e on a p a p e r dolly-
lined plate.
W ho’s going to sit in th e le a d e r’s !
ch air,
C am p F ire G irls h a v in g m o rn in g
And g e t to th e very to p ;
m u ste r n s th e ting is r a is e d in th e ir
F o r he’s h eaded s tr a ig h t to be tru ly
cam p in th e h ills o f O regon. T h e g irls
great.
h av e a r e g u la r ro u tin e w h ich th e y fol
A nd nothing can m ake him stop.
low d ally , a n d h e a lth fu l e x e rc ise s con
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s titu te th e m a jo r fe a tu re o f th e ir life
d u rin g th e su m m e r v acatio n .
T
( i ! b r M u f y r e » N f u i t p « r S y n d ic a te '
P re s id e n t nnd M rs. C oolidge sa m p lin g th e b irth d a y ca k e p re se n te d to th e
C h ie f E x ecu tiv e by M rs. J o h n E. H a lle y o f R a p id C ity on th e fifty-fifth
a n n iv e rs a ry o f h is b irth .
Pacific Flyers Wreathed With Leis
H e re 1s th e la te s t p h o to g rap h of
little C row n P rin c e M ichael, son o f t
P rin c e C arol of R u m an ia nnd g ra n d
son of K in g F e rd in a n d n nd Q ueen
M arie. Som e day he will be th e k ing
o f R u m an ia.
COL. W. B. LADUE
T elep h o to p ic tu re sin w in ? L ieu t* . M a itlan d (lo ft) nnd IP ¿o n h en ter
( rlp h t) deci»rated w ith lois on tlie ir a r riv a l in H on o lu lu a t th e end of th e ir
flight fro m y o n F ra n c isc o .
Col.
Ilham B. T.ndtte, re c e n tly nI
p o in ted e n g in e e r co m m issioner fo r th
D istric t o f C olum bia, w ho succeede
Col. J. F ra n k lin Hell. H e w as h o r
a t A d rian , Mich., an d ed u cated a t th
U n iv e rsity o f M in n eso ta an d w „
P o in t M ilitari' academ y.