EASTERN CLACKAMAS NEWS, THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 1<>27 BABIES CRY FOR “CASTOR!A” SCHOOL DAIJS Page 7 THE EASY ROAD e n u in e By DOUGLAS M ALLO CH Prepared Especially for Infants 'T 'H E R E never was a road I came 1 I couldn’t turu around; You cnriuot get ao deep in shame Bat that the solid ground Lies right behind. The way is straight. The latest hour Is not too lute. and Children of All Ages Mother! Fletcher's Castorla has been in use for over 30 yeurs as a pleasant, harmless substitute for Cas­ tor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Props nnd Soothing Syrups. Contains no narcot­ ics. Proven directions are on each packnge. Physicians everywhere rec­ ommend it. The genuine bears signature o f And say not sin’s the easy way. And righteousness the hard. I’ve had my fuu. I’ve hud my play. And I’ve discovered, parti. That slipping down the thing grows flat. But cliutblug up is uot like that. Each hour you get a finer view, The higher that you climb. Each duy you flail some gluduess new— You have a better time Than they who walk the road below They say It’s easier to go. Soft Corns Up here you find the fresher air, Y’ ou find the fairer flow'rs ; They walk among life’s oozes there. Up her» the hills are ours; The sun Is bright, the sklet ure tdue- Up here’* th# easy road for you ! Money Back Says Your Druggist if Moone’s Emerald Oil Doesn’t Do Aw ay With A ll Soreness and Pain in 24 Hours. SAY “ BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSIST I Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians Colds Pain Headache Neuralgia Neuritis Toothache CARBUNCLES Carboil draws out tltc core and gives quick relief G E N E R O U S 5 0 tB O X A t All Druj&ists — Money-back Guárante# *Pum.OC>s‘ '-*'NlAt. CO- Accept only “Baver’’ package which contains proven directions. AW S By Viola Brothers Shor “I f e v e r y on e w e r e wl.*e a n d sw e e t, A n d ev e ry one w e re jo lly : I f e v e r y h e a r t w i t h prladness beat, A n d n o n e Aver© m e l a n c h o l y : I f n o n e s h o u l d g r u m b l e o r c o m p l a in , A n d n obod y should la b o r In e vi l w o r k , b u t e a c h w e r e f a i r T o lo v e a n d h e lp his n e ig h b o r - — Oh, w h a t a h a p p y w o r l d ’t w o u l d be F o r y o u a n d me, f o r y o u a n d m e.“ GOOD THINGS TO EAT I X 1 TE A L L nave some recipes which VV we enjoy preparing again and again. One of these Is a good cooky recipe, for in most homes the cooky Jar Is a very Important part of the household equipment, uud It Is wise to keep It well stocked. M a rth a ’s Cookies. R E L IE V E D B Y LEONARD EAR OIL “ Hub Back of Ears’* INSERT I N NOSTRILS At All Druggists. Price $1 Folder about “ D E A F N E S S ” on request, A. 0. LEONARD. INC.. 70 FI FT IT AVR. N. T. 1’orolux N e w Wo nde rfu l Skin Laxutive,Cleans up pimples, blackheads, boils. Ingrown hairs, freckles, oily skin, etc. guaran. Trial size 25c Box 12, Arcade Sta.. Los Angeles, Calif. RASHES quickly relieved and often cleared away by a few applications of Substitute f o r Sun Dwellers In smoke-shrouded cities mid such as sleep by day and work by night can make up what they suiter from lack o f sufficient sunshine by the vise of electric sun baths, ac­ cording to an eminent British health authority. Prolonged periods of wet weather tend noticeably to Increase the spread of sickness in large cities, and pulmonary diseases are prevalent where sunlight Is lacking, ns are many ailments peculiar to children. Elec­ tric sun baths, the British physician referred to declares, offer a satisfac­ tory substitute for nature’s own. D E M A N D “ B A Y E R ” ASPIRIN T a k e T a b le ts W it h o u t F e a r I f Y o u See the S a fe ty “ B a y e r C ro s s.” W arning! Unless you see the name “ Bayer” on package or on tablets you nre not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 26 years. Say ’’Bayer" when you buy Aspirin. Imitations may prove dangerous.—Adv Take one cupful of shortening, add two cupfuls of sugar, three well-beaten eggs, salt and one-half cupful of milk. Sift two cupfuls of flour with two teaspoonfuls of baking powder and add lemon flavoring, or the grated rind o f a lemon. Let stand an hour to chill, then roll with as little flour as possible. R a isin Pie. Take one cupful of raisins, chop fine and cook In one cupful of water five minutes; add three-fourths of a cupful of sugar well mixed with a tuhlespoonful of cornstarch; add the yolks of two eggs and the Juice ami grated rind of a lemon. Jelly Roll. Beat three eggs until light, ndd one cupful of sugar, two tablespoonftils of water and a pinch of salt, stir In one cupful of flour slfred with two tea- spoonfuls of baking powder, adding tlie flour gradually. B.ake In n drip­ ping pan well greased. Turn out on a towel wrung out of cold water. Trim the edges, spread with Jelly and roll up while warm. Apple Roll. Mnke a rich biscuit dough, roll out and cover with one cupful of chopped apples Well sugared and flavored with either cinnamon or nutmeg. Bake one- half hour, then pour over some cran­ berry sauce and bake ten minutes more. C hocolate P u d d in g . Bent one egg. add one-half cupful of sugar and one cupful of milk, pour over one and one-half cupfuls o f flour sifted with three teaspoonfuls of bak­ ing powder; when well blended ndd two squares of chocolate, melted, a pinch of salt. Steam one and one-half hours. L ake M ic h ig a n ’s D istinction Lake Michigan Is the only one of the Great Lakes lying wholly within the boundary of the United States, says the Dearborn Independent. I f W o r m s or Tape wor m persist In youi system, use the r< at vermifuge. Dr. Peery'i •’ Tread Shot." Only 50 cents at your drug, gist or 372 Pearl St.. N. Y Adv. (0<><>0<><>0<><>0 G CK XK ><>0-0<>CK K > O SARCASM S ARCASM may he ironical, It me he clever and witty, but to he rea ly sarcasm It must also have a bar that will hurt, a lever that pries npai some shame or pretense anti lays i open to amusement and contempt. The modern usage of the wor might almost he said to he a figar th e adaptation of Its original mem lug. For we have “ sarcasm” from ll< ancient Greek, where It meant to tea flesh like dogs. Modern weapons nre likely to he It tellectual rather than physical. CP llization forbids us to use our teetl but the edge of sarcasm can he Jm ns sharp, and sometimes inflicts hurt far deeper than torn flesh 1 T HE YOUNG LADY ACROSS THE WAY GlPUGlGJ? If You Need a Tonic, Get the Beat! “ Making a bed used to be one of the simpler household arts," says Home-loving Honors, “ but nowadays with davenport beds, wardrobe beds, and vanishing cots. It’s getting to be a l o b for prestidigitator».” ? r ell-A ns R e a lly S u re R elief M RS. W IN S L O W 'S SYRUP iousands of Testimonials From Doc­ tors, Nurses and Dentists Say So. For correcting over-acidity and Ickly relieving belching, gas, sick tilache, heartburn, nausea, bilious s and other digestive disorders. :LL-ANS has been proved of great iue for the past thirty years. Not axatlve but a tested Sure R elief for ligestlon. Perfectly harmless and ¡taunt to take. Send for free samples : Bell & Co., Inc., Orangeburg, N. Y. \dv. Thslnfants'and Children's Regulator is best for baby. Guaranteed free from narcotics, opiates, alcohol and all harmful ingredients. Open formula on every label. A t a ll D r u g g is ts Writ** fo r fn*o booklet o f letters from gratefu l mothers. Anglo- American Drug Co. 215-217 Fulton St. N e w York Snuff A g a in in F a v o r SmilT is once more coming Into favor some circles In England as an ele- nt social accomplishment. The tine mientan of 1027 points Ills witty rases by tapping the ltd of his snuff- x, tiftd. ns he takes a pinch, makes i arabesque flourish in the air with I the conscious grace of an Eight- nth century beau. ..I**’* C e r b o l l s n l v e q u i c k l y If c ll r v r ft 1 heals b u rn ing, itching and to rtu rin g n d i s e a s e s , it i n s t a n t l y s t o p s tin* p a i n b u r n s . H e a l s w i t h o u t s c a r s . ¡¡0c a n d A s k y o u r d r u g g i s t , o r s e n d 30c to . J. \V. C o l e Co.. 127 H Knell,t Ave ., ,k D a r k , 111., f o r a p a c k a g e . — A d v . A t T ra in in g C a m p Lncly Visitor (uutctiiiiK pugilist wlow-boxing) And is I h * really try- g to hit his own shadow? Pruiner—That’s ritfht, miss. Lady Visitor- Hood heavens. Poor iling. How long lias he been like it?— Passing Show. Sore and tnflurnrd eyes, stick nnd prranula- i ih h e a l e d i rom ptly by n i g h t l y use • m a n L y e B a l a a m . 35 con la. A d v . of Sim ilar Mice— Why don’t yon tell Itod oikly that you don’t like him as II ns Ted? 'can— I can’t. I’m not sure tliHt d will propose. ■F.RMANF.NT K I I I F . K KO R K f 'Z K M A > e d b y nnfprl d o c to r 40 y r «. D on’ t o rd er kb you w ill fo llo w d ire c tio n «. Send $2 or te M A D D E N COM I* A N Y . B ox *72. El .o. Texan, fo r fu ll in fo r m a t io n —-Adv. When the engine of an automobile dipped with a new then! lost a Hr de- e overheats the car’s horn Is nnded. Ilonicopitt liic tind Itioclicniii l‘ni>.trillion* H«*nt p o s t p a i d to ¡ill p a r t s « » f t h e w o r l d M a n ­ l i « I orni b o o k lo ie fi co. H a l - . Hi< . <)., t i l l St f l a i r St . f h lenirò. Ill i: i . h l l - l n d Inf ,5. C A L IF O R N IA STATE APPROVED LANCS Small im proved farms in v 11 established settlement. Fruit, a lfalfa, dairy, hogs, poul­ try. Churches, high sen. ml, gram m ar schools. A lso unim proved lands with first water rights. Easy terms. W rite fra.ro Farms, Kerman, Calif. W. N. U. , PORTLAND, NO. 14-1927. P h l o x as N a tio n a l F lo w e r The phlox was suggested as a na- tloiial flower by l)r. Edward Wherry, ol Hie Agricultural department, in ad­ dressing the Wildllower Preservation society ¡it VYitslilnglon, snys the Path­ finder Magazine. At vnrlons times tlie columbine, gnldenrnd, do :wood, inountnin laurel nnd (railing nrhuius Imve been propo-ed, but eongress litis not given any flower such distiiiethm. Some states, however, have adopted stute flowers. A Stiff Job “ Ah, my friend, you seem to hnv« it very stiff neok.” “ Yes I got if while sketching in Italy.” “ In an accident?” "No. 1 intinteli the Leaning Tower of Plsn.” - Sondagsnisse Strlx R e c o v e r s F r o m L o n g Illn e s s A m azin g Im provem ent in M rs. Jester’s H ealth Surprises F riends. Serious A ilm ents C au sed hy N ervous Freak* d o w n Relieved a n d Strength Restored by F an lac. Looks a n d Feels B etter T h a n E ver » « I T AND ami Seal" originated when i k writing was not as generally understood as today, but was limited to a few clerks. Documents were then confirmed by the Impression of the hand dipped In ink, and then the seal was duly added. A* dipping the hand In Ink was dirty and laithenmm# the thumb was later substituted. We are told that “ scores of old English and French deeds are still in existence In which such signatures appear.” Later the name was written and this writing came to be known as “ the hand.” Hence the expression “ Hand and Seal” has come to mean to confirm; to keep secure or secret.— Anna S TurnquIaL • The young lady across the way sa> her father believes In doing the fji and generous thing by poor Iti.-s and he Is for recognizing that ui happy nation the minute It can h shown that It would help hu-lut- in this country. <®. ltl'i, Weetem N* w »p a p er Union ) »2, by Mr C la r e N e w e p ep er S yn d ica te.) -------- o -------- -------- —o ---------- Count T ha t D ay Lost. Etc. Heaviest M e ta l The most completely I oat of all days it the one on which we have not laughed.—Livingston Southern Home Babies The best way to keep baby in crowing, contented health is Mrs. Winslow'sSyrup. This safe, pleasant, effective reme­ dy regulates the bowels and quickly overcomes diarrhoea, colic, flatulency, constipation, and teething troubles. P o p u la r S an D ie g o W o m a n DoYou Know -That : i ? f One M o r e Chance Dick had been listening thought- 1 1 ly to the story of Adam and Eve id when Ids mother was done he ked: • "Mother, doesn’t God forgive sin rs ?’’ •Yes, Dick, why?" "Then why didn’t He give Adam st one more chance?”— Indianapolis ws. Ml family trees have more or les- ade. by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) -------- I t -------- The longest term o f office o f nnj fTovernment official Is that of the comp­ troller tenoral an. Jester, 12t>S Penn­ sylvania Avenue, Nun De-go, Calif. “ I hud suffered a nervous breakdown, and for many months afterward I continued to get worse ami worse, de-pita all the different nervo med­ icines I tried. Nothing seemed to help until I tried Teniae. “ I was as near to t»eing a complete nervous and physical wreck as I could Is-, without entirely enllapmng. The slightest noise would make me want lo scream, and after retiring it would be hours I efore I eould sleep. I would »waken with terrible nervous head- •ehes and the slightest exertion would tire me out so that I would 1st trem- lln g . I lost weight and ap|ietite. I tru d Tanlae with little expectation of improvement. “ Before I had taken all of the first bottle, I developed a ravenous ap­ petite, and waa Sleeping Iiettar. I con­ tinued to improve rapidly and felt like a different person entirely. In less than three weeks I had gained Sevan pounds! Later, mv »righ t went up from 105 to 125 pounds. II your troubles are sunuar to Uiuaa from w h ic h M i ! *»••» «• ! no k ^ n lv, K1 f r» h* f \>oi- r <* it m !• » latef T ar' ill ’ilif|# > h<’i;> \ t>u jn r af it, hcljaul Mrs. .b^'or ami as it Ins Lelr* I thousands of other Buffi n r-». Tanlae is a pur*» arid wh"h m n con pound, maac from h»rl>s. roots n i « Tardar formula. It is a wonderful tonic medí» 'i ne, for run-down and 'i**rv- ous conditions and f<»r digestive dis* orders. All good druggist* .**«*11 Tanias — g»*t Tour Ixittle today I Ovaf 40 million bottles sold.