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About Eastern Clackamas news. (Estacada, Or.) 1916-1928 | View Entire Issue (April 22, 1926)
EASTERN CLACKAM AS NEW S THURSDAY, A P R IL 22, 102« to follow the “ bell-wether” with day from purloining the plaintiff’s “ Light wine and beer” is the slo- j erned, and there is always some- home owner with a lot may so brau- gan of the wets coined to secure thing to argue about. We do not tify it that It is a pleasure to him- torchlight processions and trumpets thunder. and create enthusiasm over the cam an opening wedge, that the welfare “ n think aiike- and lt would be a self and passersby. We are P L A Y B A LL I . . .. . , ,. . , queer world if we did. Conse- given the means to do this, why not paign. The plaintiff herein speci o t e na ion may su r ina e qUcntiy ¡t stands to reason that we help “ make glad the waste places.” ficaily charges that this defendant The opening of the baseball seas to the financial gain of a few weal- must abide by the majority. Entered at the postoffice in Estacada, did support the large reduction in A young chap up at Spokane who on means to many men the time thy brewers and distillers, most of Oregon, as second claas mail. Federal Ini me Taxes o f those in A tribe o f natives has been dis- took a shotgun, sawed it off, shoved when a daily outing is taken with whom secured their wealth through the “ Mellon” class, as well as the the evcusc of watching a baseball the debauching of human kings. T t ! covered in India- members of which it down his pants leg and went out infinitessimal reduction in the in game and joining in the cheering is a catchpenny slogan— stamp on it St “ “ id' are immune to the bite to collect what he thought the world come taxes o f the rank and file of They owed him, landed quite suddenly in i f the fans. To many a man con as you would on the head of any o f any venomous snakes. the American voter, thereby making fined in an office, exposure to sun- viper rising in your path to strike must have been inoculated w ith.W al'a Walla prson. He ooasted he it impossible fo r the plaintiff to some of our modern moonshine. was a relative of the once famous hine and the breezes of a summer t you and your family. charge thi* defendant with playing Scientists with the aid of the X- Jame'k boys, but thqt added nothing ESTACADA PUBLISHING COMPANY. Wall Street, or with attempting to ¡ay is unknown save only in the I ------------------- ray have arrived at the theory that *° bis popularity when the judge oleachers of a baseball parF. UNM AKING THE PERFECT (A CORPORATION.) create a deficit in the Nationa electrons so small that a half mil- came to passing sentence on him. cares of an office are le ft! .. , - . Treasury, so that our government . The .. . , j . . . . . There might well be a fear in ev- lion might rest on the period at the I f press dispatches may be be- behind and whole-hearted en- S ubscription R a te s : might be compelled to issue new ;ar , . .. . , cry human conscience and parent end of this sentence compose atoms ieved, some of our movie people husiasm in the sport sends the , . . . . .. . , .. , ,, 1.60 bonds for the proletariat to invest , . One Year • * * - , of a child that when they face the and this is the structure o f matter, who visit Europe mght get more at- coursing a little faster ‘ „ .. . , .76 in. The plaintiff herein further spe dood Six Months ' . ... . TT • • • | Recording Angel some very senous Then, we may further theorize, if tention and louder applause than do through his veins. He joins in the , , ' ____.. .„ , cifically charges that this defendant and uncomfortable questions will be one of these electrons could again our ministers plenopotentiary. And heers for the home team and is dc- did, at various times and places propoupnded for them to answer. be divided, and so on, ad infinitem, they do not have to don knee DEMOCRATIZED REPUBLICANS without the solicitation of this pressed or elated as the tide of One of these, and the most import matter would be found to have no breetches and silk sox either, V» battle falls or rises. His sentiment REPUBLICANIZED DEMOCRATS plaintiff, support the plaintiff’s pro and animal instinct are exercised ant, will be to give an account of existance in fact. And is that not gram to secure a return to the old vhen he exhort* the batter to “ hit j ‘ beir stewardship over little children the fact? dirty ward-heeling caucus-conven IN THE FORUM OF THE ,r a mile,” or calls the am p-o a | this earth. Why, after they are Canadian enemies of our prohi tion system of hand-picking candi STATE OF OREGON, U.S.A. hief or worse. And thus his nature i « ‘ven ' " t0 car* “ "«I keeping bition law came across the border dates for office, by a few self-ap pure and undefiled from their cre and gave adverse testimony before Now comes the above named pointed selectors of this plaintiff, s rounded out, for the average ator, they are moulded an dshaped plaintiff, and for cause of action al the congressional committee investi nan is ashamed to show much eti- with a view to making it appea into every contradictory form that gating recently. In line with this leges: That heretofore, to-wit: at husiasm on any other occasion. human belief, can devise to defile we find statements of alarm from various sundry and divers times, the that this defendant is also against America may well acclaim base- % them and lower them to our own Canadian officials at the number of defendant above named did, with the selection of candidates for office mil as one of her greatest agencie« | wicked and evj, wayg LUUe chil. by the people through the primary ESTACADA, OREGON out the permission or consent of people from that dominion who are or democracy. Staid bankers and dren are born into this world free emigrating to the United States to this plaintiff, attempt to copy, emu election law, to the detriment ol treet urchint college professor and from any taint of guiie, yet from the late and appropriate the various this plaintiff’s candidates for office, take advantage of better conditions orner loafer, jump up and pound as well as its prestige with largi time- they are placed at the mother's wiles and devices used by this ach other on the back when some breast their education begins, and now prevailing here.' Can it be that campaign contributors to the old plaintiff to beguile the innocent and our wet friends went over there and system, whici. leloved home team hero makes a in a faulty manner. Coming on in unwary into voting for its candi caucus-convention .ingle with two on hnse and the early years they are taught many, handpicked a few to come across this plaintiff has always upheld. dates for office, as well as meas and misrepresent Canadian senti For a third and further cause of iext man up hits a home run. Such forms of deceit by unthinking mo- ment ures sponsored by it, thereby creat re great moments in the game, and Lhers more concerned with their ing confusion in the minds of the action this plaintiff alleges that this There are very few who cannot follie, than the welfare of the innocent and unwary voter; mis defendant has refused to stand upon ilthough forgotten in the press o f, find time and space for raising a ous.ness the next day, there is an|child and who fa j, tQ reaHze or leading him and deceiving him in | or get out from under the Volstead ilower garden of some sort. Even unseen bond o f fraternity between Law, and alleges upon information the belief that he is supporting the sense that within themselves lies a window box may be made a thing A. R. DAHLKE, Estacada he men who applauded the same national party of the plaintiff, when and belief that this defendant in- the future happiness of her off- of beauty with little effort. The in fact he is supporting the national tends to adopt the plaintiff’s plank ict and united in their audible spring and their own after-life as upon this momentuous question with praise. party of the defendant. well. Little bits o f fiction are Do the men who play the game taught it, harmless perhaps, at the For a further and second cause a view ot depriving this piaintiff of o f action, this plaintiff alleges: that each and every material issue in the njoy themselves more than those time, but a mite added to the new who watch? Notice the glee of the character forming. As it grows by reason of the matters set forth coming campaign. in part X, the defendant above Wherefore this plaintiff prayi player who slides, into second w ith , older others of her own character- named has, by apparent acquies loud and lustily that this defendant .he catcher trying to catch him off gtics are added to the childtl| meh. cence in all of the acts o f this may be enjoined from using the he bag. It would be a good thing tality> and if they are not of thw plaintiff approved ratified and con head of this plaintiff’s elephant upon 1 more men were able to partici- rjght kind, unconsciously she is do the budding mind, doned said acts, thereby making it the body of this defendant’s pachy nate in the game, but there are few ¡njf an jnj ury impossible for this plaintiff to con derm, and that the defendant be re tormal boys who do not play base- she gayg ¿ any thing* in the preg. child, threatens pun- tinue to induce its party members strained and enjoined forever and a oall. They hope themselves to be- ence 0f come Babe Ruths or Ty Cobbs some ¡shment and does not administer it, Jay, but even if their ambitions arc deceiv«s it in many ways which the lot realized, the exercise will givt i child soon finds out, and which it hem a better physical machine for goon iearng to look upon without rrow up. any f car or compunction as being With every succeeding season the proper thing to pattern after. aseball seems better to deserve its In many way8 the child is taught title as the national pastime. by the young mother to be untruth ful by observing the parent having LIG H T WINES AND BEER | no thought for the truth, by exam- ... „ ! pie seeing many things done that Two millions out of a possible are of an evil n, ture and hearing twenty million or more, voted or|about the home ,an?uagc that .« ..Í .... — Ì xpressed their opinion through the never reach the child's ears, traw vote recently conducted by a Thege thingg a„ enter into tha child ertain class of newspapers. About in itg f ormative age and help to •ighty per cent o f this two million form the character for either good represent about fifty per cent of j or bad Unnaturally not natural- All Kinds °f :he wet element that is making so iy> the„ t the child ¿ o w s up with much noise. The remaining twenty a character moulded for it by the per cent may be classed with those parent8l and that is surely where who are indifferent to the enforce- ;he blame if blame there ig wU1 bc ment o f any law. A large percent age favored light wines and beer.! They have an able representative f in the President's cabinet who is in- • terested in distilleries and brewer- ‘Z f i I - i- l- i- i- ^ - r i-t aia-rPiTriPITM nrari: les. A recent order was given per- * :---- ■ ------ ------ — = = mining breweries to manufacture . By CHAD A LTO N a malt product (under the guise or representation that it was a food o r , * * * * * * * * medicinal beverage) with ten per - 1 In a college intelligence test re- cent alcoholic content. Who has | cently> one student said Bismarck delegated this power unto them was a kind o f doughnut. Anyone selves to permit one class to manu- who has ever played pool knows he .acture an intoxicating beverage, was wrong. Bismarck is the 1-ball. and deny the same right to others It is reported that the University ■Vho classifies one beverage as a of Illinois has produced s one-eyed medicine and another as liquor? . .. .. . . fish in its laboratory. In the pres- \\ hy not open, the distiUenes to .... .. . . . , cni aay o f automobiles they would the manufacture of rye and com w-.. . ,. . .. , . . ... . , \ , better serve mankind if they would products with ten per cent alcohol- .... , . .. a .u , .. produce an eye for the four corners ic content under the same classifi- our beadg cation „ „ * ™ . . . ,._L . Pastor Dr. Parkhurst, noted re- The manufacture o f flight w,ne f#rmer o f New York mourn, flnd and beer by the so-called légitimai« grieves and objects to the prohi- manu ac urer wUl not prevent the bition Uwg. Doeg not th, rev*erend manufacture of hght wme and beer (rentlem, M know that there guch by the same element now engaged thinffs a, bootiv(flftr8 read * in manufacturing moonshine. He I ply him at all times? may purchase light wine and beer u and add alcohol to it to dispense to Mr’ Hoover advocating s t e j those who crave a stronger kick. 10 Niagara Falls so that hone>- i f the drinker of strong drink will ™°®ner* m«y have something 1. OUR BUSINESS IS FIRM LY ESTABLISHED. be able to satisfy his craving with ‘? °k Love u 1ueer stuff- and W ELL MANAGED AND PERMANENT. light wine and beer, why is not the th* *Pectacle ^ ‘ "2 water sug- moderate drinker of wine* and beer ln an>’ matt®r to newlyweds 2. YOUR SAVINGS W IL L BE SAFE. . iow Mtufied with n«ar-b«er that an3^®in® them in the hu- ias less alcoholic content? If near raor '*• doD * i** ■* have Niagara YOUR INCOME W IL L BE REGULAR AND .«eer will not satisfy the craving of * ° DEPENDABLE. uie regular beer-drinker, how do the University of California co-eds proponent* of light wine# and beer have inaugurated a “no-escort" DIVIDENDS PAID BY CHECK FIRST OF EACH expect to satlefy the craving of the l* * * Uf- a"d are pledged to attend MONTH. OR QU ARTERLY. irinker o f strong Intoxicants? functions without masculine 1 here is only one way— through ff°idanco. Time was when a female EXEMPT FROM STATE PERSONAL PROPER ihe same method now employed to w f *P**^ • man escort as a mean* T Y TAX. provide him with what he craves, protection, but in our modern lor the light winee and beer wUl not d* >i ,be «««de to be proficient in DIVIDENDS EXEMPT FROM NORMAL FED ..itisfy him. How. then, may we ask U « jifeu if «he Step* out With the ERAL INCOME TAX. will light wine and beer make the aT* r-iv male. Iiwlcse element more law abiding? General Smedley Butler's aecount How wiU the manafaoture of light of his experience In cleaning up wine and beer make the offic-is ef i’hiladelphta uc-c.ose, that the cit, the law efnorce the law against of Brotherly Love U about as rotten ibe moonshiners and bootleggers a town in the way of vice as any any ^more stringently than tb*y do on the American cont.nent. The " * w" gancral says that tha vary peopia Lat them enforce the law and ad- re*pt.n ibk far his baing thera, the , "iinister the punishment prescribed church element, banker» and aoc.ety I giving the maximum penalty, and people, failed to bac khim up in his then »>11 be a marked respect for efforts to clean up. and he found the officers and judges, not now ap- them aU a pack ef hypocrites. j parent to say nothing of ihe de- the kick about tha law», about Pali Ai» X. -si S Cisik tar U iM S tstm Ss-sigr Car sut» Colmili»* errase to law violators. our law », and Uta «•> »a art fov- Published every Thursday at Estacada, Oregon, by the; j » AT BOOT and SHOE REPAIR SHOP BLOCK SOUTH OF P.O. Neat, Durable work Guaranteed Have the soles sewed on your aress shoes with a HOT WAX M A C HI NE THE ESTACADA HOTEL THE ESTACADA MEAT CO. H. C. GOHRING, Proprietor Pies and Pastry excelled by none. fm art service, clean Airy rooms and say—SOME HOTEL. 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HE HAS SERVED THE PUBLIC------ As Chairman of the Portland Charter Commission in 1911, As member of a commission to revise the judicial system of the state, As member of a commission to study rural credits in this country and In Europe, Altho years beyond the draft age he volunteered in 1917 and served two years in the army, rising to high rank. Upon leaving the army he served as representative ot this government in adjusting latge claims between this country and Canada and Great Britain.