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POULTRY and Dairy Produce o f all kirn's won tod. Writ# for our U n ifO N tW O Ul AC T lir li/rri/ 1 M l W L L I i BHtUh Warships Attack German Force in Ostend NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS. London— " I t is reported that Ostend is being bombarded by the British Portland—The undertone o f the but fleet," says a dispatch Friday from Pearson-Page Co. Berlin. ter market is weak. City creameries London— In a dispatch dated "B e - j quote the old price and give no indica hind the allies' left w in g ," the Daily tion o f any immediate change, but it T Y P E W R IT E R S , A L L M AKES Mail’ s correspondent says he hears the ia said some shading o f quotationa is Larv« assortment. Spe Germans are on the point o f evacuat being done. cial Pricos. REMINGTON The weakness of the ud SMITH PREMIER. SIS Us ing Bruges. He declares the situation Machines shipped on market is due to the large make and is daily improving for the allies. approval an<i guaran- Belgian postal clerks are refusing the slower demand. teed by Home concern. “ The Germans’ ‘ channel arm y,’ ” Write for «ample* o f to work for the conquering Germans. Because o f the mild, open weather, the correspondent adds, "zigza gs ir work. l U t i q f make preferred. Chinese by hundreds are leaving regularly between the coast and Lille, production is unusually heavy for thiB this time o f year. One large cream TYPEWRIT« EXIHAMU. 3514 W..-L St, P.IUM. 0, Hongkong, fearing attack by Germany. and it cannot be long before the enemy ery man reports that the output o f his is crumpled and his forces hurled back Navy balloons greatly aided the plant is 75 per cent of what it was in N E W H O T E L HOUSTON allies in bombarding the German poei- into Germ any." July. Country creameries are turning Dave Houston. Prop. H. B. Thorsnes. Mgr. A dispatch to the Daily Chronicle out a great deal o f butter, as is shown Thoroughly modern. 101 From« o f comfort. Mod tions at Ostend. from the Belgian frontier says: erate Price«. Three minutes’ walk from Union by the pressure to sell the surplus on Westminster Abbey, London, has D ejot. Write for rate«. 72 N. Sulfa Si. PORTLAND. OR “ The theatrical excursion o f the Ger been insured for $750,000 against dam man army to the North Sea has reached this market. In past years, the Oc tober make has usually shown a great COME to M ONTANA. Good climate, good time«, ages from aircraft attacks. an inglorious conclusion. The at shrinkage, hut this season the cream good crops. Have good ranch for «ale cheap. A d tempted coast raid to Calais has com dress John C. Rustier, Augusta. Mont. A German caaualty list just issued ery men are facing unexpected condi pletely failed. contains the names o f about 11,500 tions. “ Ostend has been evacuated by the Club wheat sales were made in the A G E N T S W A N T E D killed, wounded and missing. Germans. Their retreat is being close Walla Walla section at a price equal If we had your address we could tell you how ts The steam schooner Rochelle, wreck ly followed up by the a llies." make money. W rite today, Right away. Ths to $1.05 at tidewater. This is the Dingman Company, 604 Panama Building, Port ed at the mouth o f the Columbia river, highest price that club haB brought in land. Oregon. has broken up and disappeared from California State Plans the Pacific Northwest this year. In sight. to Invite Belgians There the Palouse country fortyfold sold at The Cocktail. The British torpedo gunboat Dryad the equivalent o f $1.08 Coast. Buying San Francisco — As a result o f a The cocktail wan invented by Mrs. is reported ashore at Kirkwall in the was active in the country wherever Elizabeth Flanagan, widow of an Irish Orkney Islands, off the coast o f Scot meeting of the California Develop wheat was offered for sale, and strong soldier who fell in the service of the land. Her crew is said to have been ment board here steps will be taken prices were bid. immediately to ascertain what Cali American army during the revolution. saved. A t the Merchants’ Exchange 5000 After her husband’s death Mrs. Flan fornia lands are available for coloniza Dispatches from Berlin announce tion by Belgian agriculturists now bushels o f November club changed agan became an army sutler, follow ing a troop of Virginia horse under that the Krupps are making over for landless and homeless through the Eu hands at $1.04. The best bid for spot club was $1.02}. Bluestem was also Tolonel Burr. In the winter of 1779 the use o f the German army 500 can ropean war. unchanged at $1.08, but there were she took up quarters with the troop non that have been captured from the Dr. Thomas Forsyth Hunt, dean of in a plaCe called Four Corners, on enemy. lower offers made for forty fold and the University o f California, and Rob the road between Tarrytown and red. For spot fortyfold $1.06 was bid, A dispatch from Venice says a com ert Newton Lynch, president of the and $1.08 was offered for December White Plains, N. Y.—near the demesne of John D. Rockefeller. There Mrs. pany o f Italian marines have landed at California Development board, were delivery. Flanagan set up a hotel which soon Avlona and that the Italian Forty- appointed a committee to call on large W heat— Bid: Bluestem, $1.08 per became the rendezvous of the “ swells” seventh infantry, now at Lecce, is landowners o f the state to learn where bushel; fortyfold, $1.06; club, $1.02}; of that day. One day the hostess ready to embark for that port. such lands are situated, on what terms red Fife, 98c; red Russian, 97c. surprised her guests by announcing a they could be secured for colonization, Oats— Bid: No. 1 feed, $26.75 per The German governor o f Jaluit and on what terms they could be rent new drink—the cocktail—supposed to ton. have been named after the blending of island, which has been occupied by the ed with option to purchase. colors in the tail of a game cock.— Japanese, haB arrived at Yokomhama Barley— Bid: No. 1 feed, $21 per A second committee was appointed Philadelphia Public Ledger. on a Japanese warship. The American to investigate the question o f state aid ton; bran, $22.25; shorts, $23.25. All consul will arrange for his return to and to find the status on which a state quotations for prompt delivery. T o o R e gu lar. Millfeed— Spot p rices: Bran, $24@ Germany. mortgage could be founded. 24.50 per ton; shorts, $26©26.50; Not long ago a worthy woman of Gavin McNab, who broached the "R eports from the industrial dis an Iowa town, who had lost three hus rolled barley, $25(826. bands, coyly admitted her intention tricts show that the German mining idea o f extending a state-wide wel Corn— Whole, $37 per ton; cracked, come to Belgian immigrants, ex industry again is in full swing, and to marry a fourth. $38. that often it is necessary for the men pressed the opinion that it would be “ Congratulations, Mary, congratula Hay — Eastern Oregon timothy, tions!” cried a friend one day as she to work overtim e,” says a dispatch unwise to attempt to bring industrial $15.60®16; grain hay, $10@11; al burst in upon the prospective bride. laborers to California, laying stress on from Berlin. falfa, $12@13.50; valley timothy, $13 The latter sighed. “Oh. the wed the desirability o f farmers. He called @ 14. Emperor William and the German dings are all very well,” said she, “ but attention to the fact that neutrality Hops— 1914 crop, 8 } @ l l c per pound; what I do object to are the funerals." headquarters staff have retreated from would not be violated by offering asy 1913 crop, nominal. Czenstochowa, in Russian Poland, close •—St. Louis l’oat-Oispatch. lum to Belgians, as those people are Hides— Salted hides, 13c per pound; to the Silesian frontier, into Silesia, the victims o f the war and not the bel salt kip, 13c; salted calf, 18c; salt dry Q uite P a rticu la r. according to a dispatch from Warsaw ligerents. hides 24c; dry calf, 26c; salted bulls, “ Why is there such a hot fight over via PetrogadJ to the London Daily The sense o f the meeting was that 10c; green bulls, 8}c. the appointment of a postmaster in News. the actual purchase o f land in Cali this town? asked the stranger. “The W ool — Valley, 17@18c per pound; It is reported in metal circles in fornia must follow some preliminary office doesn’t pay anything much, does Eastern Oregon, 15@20c nominal; mo London that the steamship Troilus, tenure on a rental basis and the opin it?" hair, 1914 clip, 27}c. “ That ain’t it, mister,” replied the sunk by the German cruiser Emden, ion was expressed freely that it would Cascara Bark— Old and new, 4c per native. “ You see, most of us are par carried, among other things in her be greatly to the advantage o f owners pound. ticular as to who reads our postal cargo, 700 tons o f tin, valued at nearly o f beet lands and other large indus Vegetables — Cucumbers, 30c per cards.” half a million dollars. It was con tries to establish Belgian farmers on signed from the Straits Settlement to their lands at a moderate rental and dozen; eggplant, 7 c; per pound; pep A B etter T e rm . London. contract to purchase their products. pers, 5 @ 6 c ; artichokes, 90c per dozen; “ Not much of a town.” tomatoes, 60@90c per crate; cabbage, A Norwegian steamer which arrived “ One-horse, eh?” l } c per pound; peas, 10c; beans, 6 c; “ Well, a trifle faster than that. Sup at Los Palmas, Canary Islands,*accord- German Prince Said to 50@76c per dozen; cauliflower, pose we say one-cylinder."—Puck. ing to a dispatch from that place to Have Been Shot in Back celery, 75c; sprouts, 10c 'per pound. Head Reuter’ s Telegram company in London, If Boston played the Federal cliam reports that she was visited by a Ger Calais, via London— Accounts o f the lettuce, $2.25 per crate. pions could the head-writers refer tt man cruiser whose captain declared he recent fighting in Northern France Green Fruits — Apples, 65c@$1.50 it as a bean-fed contest? had sunk 11 British and French steam must not contain any names o f places, per b ox; cantaloupes, $1@1.50 per on account o f the censorship, but from crate; casabas, $1.25@1.50 per dozen; ers and one Italian. a small town comes this story: pears, 50c®$1.76 per box; grapes, A wireless dispatch from Berlin to "In this district some troops enter 8 5 c@ $ l. 10 per crate; cranberries, $8 London says the commander o f the ing a small village held strenuously @ 8 .5 0 per barrel. Seventh German army corps has de for several days by the Prussian troops Potatoes — Oregon, 90c@$1.10 per clared that a general calling Out o f the came upon the body o f Prince Max, of sack ; sweets, 2c per pound. landsturm is unnecessary, bb enormous Hesse. He had been lying there dead Onions— Yellow, 9 0 c@ $ l per sack. numbers o f the landwehr are still for three days. The body was stripped Eggs — Fresh Oregon ranch, case available. He adds that it is also un o f everything but the tunic and socks. count, 34c; candled, 37}c. necessary to call on volunteers. “ There were five wounds made by Poultry— Hens, 13}@ 14c per pound; The Austrian troops have made ad revolver bullets in the body and all o f Bpringa, 13}c turkeys, young, 18® 20c How She Was Helped During vances It is whis dressed, in Bukowina, according to them were from behind. 22@25c ducks, 10@ 12}c pered in this little place that he was a geese, 1 0 @ llc . Change of Life ky Lydia E. Budapest newspaper advices, says Reu victim o f his own soldiers. ter’ s Amsterdam correspondent. A fter Butter—-Creamery, prints, extras, “ A rough coffin was made for the 34®35c per pound cubes, 30@ 31}c. Pinkham’s Vegetable driving the Russians out o f Sereth the latter went on to Czernowitz, where body. Then for three days he lay in Veal— Fancy, 12}® 13c per pound. Compound. they were again forced to retire the rude open coffin in an outbuilding Pork— Block, 9@10c per pound. o f a farmhouse. The body has now toward the Russian frontier. 2 Cattle— Prime steers, $6.7 5@ 7.7 5 ; been sent to the German lin es." Philadelphia, Pa,—“ I am just 52 years choice, $6.50©6.75 medium, $6.26® Anti-German riots in London have o f age and during Change of Life I suf 6.50; choice cows, $6 @ 6 .2 5 ; me Austrians L ed Into Trap. fered for six years been renewed. dium, $5.25®5.75; heifers, $5.50@ terribly. I tried sev Petrograd — Correspondence from 6.25; calves, $6@ 8; bulls, $3® 4.75; Italy has cut import duties of all eral doctors but none cereals during the winter months, Warsaw giving the details o f the re stags, $4.5001,6. seemed to give me cent capture o f an Austrian battalion H ogs— Light, $7 @ 7 .4 0 ; heavy, $6(8) from 20 to about 60 per cent. any relief. Every in the region o f Galicia, relates how 6.40. Dogs and cats belonging to the ref the Austrians, bearing branches of month the painswere Sheep — Wethers, $4(8.5.50; ewes, intense in both sides, ugees in Paris are said to be suffering trees heavy with foliage to screen $3.50@ 4.35; lambs, $5@6. and m a d e m e so discomforts as well as human beings. their mpvements, advanced at night weak that I had t o The Russians, feigning ignor The Panama canal, which was re fall. Seattle— Greatly encouraged by the go to bed. At last cently blockaded by a huge avalanche, ance o f their approach, lessened the a friend recommen has been cleared and is open to traffic. musketry fire, allowing the Astrians probable success o f apple week, grow ded Lydia HI Pink- to draw near but meanwhile bringing ers o f Yakima, are selling f. o. b. on Washington government is permit their machine guns and light artillery a firm to higher basis fo r ninety-sixes ham’ s V e g e t a b l e Compound to me and I tried it at once ting wounded Mexicans to enter the into position. In the morning, so the and larger sizes, as shown in a reply and found much relief. A fter that I United States to receive medical at story goes, the Russians opened an to a telegram of inquiry sent out by had no pains at all and could do my tention. unexpected and deadly fire on the Aus one o f the leading brokerage houses. These quotations were $1.35 for Deli h o u s e w o r k and shopping the same A French gun destroyed 15 German trians who, after a momentary hesi cious and Winter Bananas. $1.20 for as always. For years I have praised mitrailleuses, two of which were pro tation, surrendered. Winesaps and $1.10 for Spitzenbergs, Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com tected by steel shields, according to a f. o. b. shipping point. These prices, pound for what it has done for me, Paris dispatch. A German heavy ar Britain Interns Enemies. o f course, are for the very best extra and shall always recommend it as a wo tillery battery also was destroyed at London— Austrian and German sub fancy grades, but it indicates the man's friend. You are at liberty to use St. Mihiel. jects o f military age, who, since the brighter feeling now prevailing among m y letter in any w ay.” —Mrs. T h o m s o n , The Russian ambassador has fled beginning o f the war, have been per orchardists, who a month ago viewed 649 W. Russell S t , Philadelphia, Pa. from Constantinople, taking the arch mitted to be at liberty in England un future with gloomy prophecy. Change o f l i f e is one o f the maet ives o f the embassy with him to Odes E ggs— Select ranch, 44@46c dozen. less they rested under some suspicion, critical periods o f a woman's existence. sa, because o f the alarming situation Poultry— Live hens, 10@15c pound; are to be entemed in detention camps. Women everywhere should remember in the Turkish capital, according to a The police during the last few days old roosters 10c; 1914 broilers, 13@ that there is no other remedy known to Rome dispatch. have been arresting hundreds o f men 14c; ducklings, 10@12c; geese, 10c; carry women so successfully through guinea fowl, $9 dozen. The court-martial of a supposed between the ages o f 17 and 65 years this trying period as Lydia E. Pinlrham’ « Apples— New, cooking, 50®60c box; American on a charge of espionage be and sendnig them to camps in differ Vegetable Compound. More than Gravenstein, 85c® $1; Jonathans, 75c gan in private at the Wellington Bar ent parts of the country. I f you want s p e c i a l advice $1.25 © 200 were arrested in London in one @ $1.25; Winter Bananas, write to Lydia E. Pinktiam Med racks, London. This is said to be the day and similar numbers were taken in $1.50; Kings, 75 c@ $ l. first case in the present war of a spy icine C o. (confidential), Lynn, all the large cities. Cantaloupes — Ponies, 76c crate; Mass. Your letter will be opened, being handed over to the military au standards, $l@ 1 .2 5 . thorities for trial. read an.l answered by a woman Austria Short o f Meat. Casaba melon— $1.50(8)1.75. and held in strict confidence. The French government has ordered Citron— 2c pound. Venice— Austria and Hungary are from a New York Arm, 20,000 horses confronted with a serious shortage in Crabapples—40c@ $l box. to be delivered by December 1. The their meat supplies, according to in Cranberries— Eastern, $7.50 barrel. DENTAL HEADQUARTERS order states that the color o f the ani Grapes — Malagas, $1.10 crate; To formation received here. Although FOR OUT-OF-TOWN PEOPLE mals must be dark. prices in Vienna and Budapest have kays, $1; Concords, 19}® 2 6 c basket. _ People from all part* of Pears — Sickel, 50®60c b o x ; Fall ■ Oregon and Washing - The government again has taken risen considerably the past fortnight, I ton constantly visit our butter, S1@1.2S. I office for dental treat- action against German trade in France. thejivestock offered in both these mar Peaches —3 5® 40c crate. kets hag been far below the quantity 1 ment. Our akill is ac know ledged. and our It sequestered an important art house Quinces— $1.25(8 1.75 box. required for normal consumption o f the I promptness in finish- and various other businesses related to Straw berries—$2.50®3 per 24 qts. population. The situation is further lin g work in one day I when required ia appre- almost every branch o f commerce. Dressed beef— Prime beef steers, 12 aggravated by the necessity o f meat lciated hy out-of-town Three officers and 70 men of Colonel for the troope. Since there is no like @ 1 2 }c pound; cows, ll}® ;1 2 c ; h eifj I patrons. 1 Dr. Wise afalse- Maritz's rebel force in South Africa lihood o f being able to increase im era, 12c. 'ooth expert. There is A L W A Y S O NE BEST" have been captured and four officers ports, the situation is serious. Dressed veal— 14® 15c pound. I in every calling, and and 40 men have voluntarily surren Dressed hogs — Whole, packing I Dr. Wine lays claim to dered, according to a Pretoria diapatch. A n x iety Is F elt for Duke. jfh is distinction in Ora- house, 13}c pound. London— Anxiety is felt in Bruns Dressed spring lamb— 12® 13c pound. ■ What we can t guar The German submarine which sank Dressed mutton— 10(8)10}c pound. antee we don’t do. the Russian cruiser Pallada was the wick as to the whereabouts o f Duke LOW PRICKS FOR HIGH-GRADE WORE. Vegetables— Artichokes, 75c dozen; U-26. The crew received iron crosses. Earnest August, the German emper Good Red Robber Plates, each bell peppers, or's son-in-law. The Duke, who was j beans, 8® 9c pound; T h e Beat Red Rubber Plates, each .................. 7.Sd Crown Princes# Cecelie going in per 9-lb. boxes, 60® 60c; 22- Karat Gold or Poreelaia Crowa &.M son to Danzig to bestow them. The leading a squadron o f hussars on the Wenatchee, W ISE D E N T A L CO. vessel's commander, Baron Berckheim, French front, is reported to have been beets, new, $1©1.25 sack; cabbage, RELIABLE PAINLESS DENTISTS. is now a famous figure among captains. cut off from the German line and it is local, lc pound; com . green, $1 sack; feared be has been made prisoner. cauliflower, local, 75c per sack; On Phone« Mala 2 # » . A 2*29 I f l H Third Street. Failing Bldg .. Portlaad. Oragea ions, green. 25® 30c per dozen; Walla Millicent, Duchess o f Sutherland. | Antwerp Folk Returning. 8 . E. Car. Third aad Waehl, who recently went to the war zone as Walla, 8 5® 90c per c w t .; parsley, 26c London— A dispatch received here 1 per dozen; potatoes, White River, $20 head of a Red Cross hospital, and Ma jor Percy Desmond Fitzgerald, o f the from Bred, in the Netherlanls, says per ton; Yakimas, $23®27; squash, N o. 44, IS14 P. N . Ü. Eleventh Hussars, were quietly mar 19,000 residents o f Antwerp have been local, 1 ® l j c per pound; tomatoes, lo ried last week at Roehampton. The repatriated in the last two days. The cal, 3 0 ® 40c per crate; tumipa, new, duchess has returned to her Red Cross water supply o f Antwerp has been re- * white, $1.25 per sack. W H E N writ la g ta i advertisers, please tia a th is paper. stored and the tramways are running. | Walnuta— 18}e pound. work in France. CASH OFFER General Resume of Important Events Throughout the Word MRS. THOMSON TELLS WOMEN [ H ^d F ir s t C a r rie r Pigeon. T T A T T T P fT T \\V/ n r w Li ii HUMS The sport of pigeon-flying, now pro hibited by our war office, dates back fam ilian 100 years, although the Egyptians trained pigeons to serve as messengers 4000 odd years ago, and their example was followed by the As syrians, the Chinese, the Greeks and 1 the Homans. The first pigeon race i was organized in Belgium in 1818, and ; two years later a bird was flown from ! Paris to Verviers, where its arrival | was hailed by a procession with brass bands. Over here the first pigeon race was held in 1875, from Newcastle- on-Tyne to Bexhill. The sport caught on rapidly, especially in Lancashire and Yorkshire, and such long distance flights as from Manchester to San Sebastian (700 miles) have been achieved. Nowadays the English clubs train about 1.500,000 birds an-1 nually, and “ pigeon specials” of 16 or | 20 vans are common on all our rail- j ways.—London Chronicle. F ir s t Fictio n Kno w n . EXPLANATION BY MR. JONES C ircu m sta n ces A lte r C ase s, Sa id In d iana C itize n W ho Had Been Fo rce d to Paw n W atch. Speaking of puns at a recent ban- luet, Congressman William A. Cullop >f Indiana told of the crime committed >y an esteemed citizen named Jones. Recently Jones collided with a spell >f hard luck, and in order to make lis pork and beans and his appetite neet he was compelled to pawn his vatch. While the watch was yet in lock a friend chanced to ask him the :lme of day. “Why, what in the world has be come of your watch?” asked the sur- irised friend, seeing Jones yank out i time-killer of the turnip brand. “ Here it is,” smiled Jones, extend- ng the cheap ticker. “Anything the natter with your optical apparatus?” “ Yes, but that’s a silver watch,” per- dsted the friend. “The one you used o have had a handsome gold case.” “ I know it did,” was the grinful re minder of Jones, “ but circumstances liter cases.”—Philadelphia Telegraph. Are you aware that the “Tale of j Two Brothers,” written 3200 years I ago by the Theban scribe Ennana, li- j brarian of the palace of King Merenp-! tah, the supposed Pharaoh of the Ex- j odus, is the oldest work of fiction extant? 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I be astonished to find how quickly the healing, antiseptic resinol medication soothes and cleanses the pores, re A P a ra d o xic a l Reform . “ How did you ever get old man moves pimples and blackheads, and leaves the complexion clear and vel lumsy to vote for prohibition?” vety. All druggists sell resinol soap “ Well, we thought the end would and resinol ointment.—Adv. ustify the means. So the night be- • • r Depends Upon Your Training | ore election we took him over Into R a ts Sa v e Sto re M anager. mother county and let him get so in Rats saved August Schmidt In court Our courses in Shorthand. Fen- toxicated that he didn't care how he at Greensburg, Pa., when tried on the inanship. Businets Training and Telegraphy will equip you for a roted.” charge of embezzling goods worth successful business career. $2460 from the store of P. H. Butler, “ Wasn’t he angry?” FALL TERM SEPTEMBER 7. Monessen, of which he was the man “ Yes. But he says It’ll be a wani ng to him to let liquor alone after ager. It was offered in testimony that his.” during the early part of the year the rodents killed 27 cats which had been B U S IN E S S C O LLEG E. purchased to exterminate them. They O ught to Fig h t. “ I’ve been walking by here every also destroyed a weasel which was Fourth Street, Near Morrison. Portland. Or. lay for a week expecting something guaranteed to rid the place of rats. Clerks in the store testified that as We Guarantee Positions for All | o happen, but nothing has happened Our Graduates. many as half a crate of eggs would ret.” he destroyed in a night, and that 17 Write Us, No Trouble to Answer. “ What did you expect to happen?” barrels of flour had been eaten by “ Some sort of excitement. That- the rats in a short time. It did not >arber shop across the street Is run take the jury long to arrive at ac >y a man named Gaston Pegoud and quittal.—Philadelphia Record. F is h S te a lin g H is G asoline. he delicatessen store next door to It Dr. P eery’a Verm ifuge “ Deail Shot” killa Leo Kelly, director general of Port 8 owned by a man named Adolph and exp el« Worma lu a v e r j iew boura. age Lake, has solved one of the od Schultz.” Adv. SUCCESS- ) Ç & eW V Ô È aV W ï W om en. Nam ed. “ Who Is that powerful giant who “Do let me pay for it, dear.” looks like a modern Samson?” asked “ No. I will pay for It.” the stranger. “ But I Insist.” “ That is Percival Algernon Cyril “ Not another word. I’ll pay for It.” Milk,” replied the native. “ I can’t Impose on you so.” “ And who is the delicate, sissified- “ Nonsense! I don’t mind paying looking chap with him?” asked the stronger. ind you know It.” “ That is John L. Sullivan Hercules “ Well, for heaven’s sake, go ahead ind pay for it. I haven’t any money.” Strong, ’ replied the native.—Stanford Chapparal. W A N T E D PRO O F. New Use fo r W ord. dest of mysteries. Kelly operates the motorboat ferry service. A few weeks ago Kelly observed a mysterious dis appearance of gasoline from his re serve tank In the boat. Each night a gallon or more of gasoline disap peared. Kelly searched for leaks, tested his valves and could not find the cause of the shrinkage in the supply. He began to suspect that some one was pilfering during the night. Watching liis vessel to learn the cause of the loss of gasoline he heard an odd sound under the keel, and casting his light down to the surface of the water he saw an 18 -pound pick erel sucking gasoline from the escape pipe at the water line.— Detroit News. “ Who can make a sentence and use the word ‘income’ correctly?” asked the teacher of the second grade. “ You may tell us, Johnny,” indica C a refu l. ting a little boy whose hand was wa ving violently. Clerk— If I am wanted, I will “ The kitchen door was left open be Chief in with the manager. and in come a rat,” was the trium Latest Acquisition— Yes, sir. An' if phant response.—Harper's Magazine. you are not wanted, v/here will yer YO U R O W N D R U G G IST WILL TF.LL YOU Try M urine Eye Rem edy fur Red, W eak, Watery Eyes and G ranulated E yelids; No Sm arting— JiiHt-Eye Com fort. W rite for Book o f ihe E y e by m ail Free. M urine Eye Rem edy To., Chicago. be?— Sidney Bulletin. E ffe c t of a W et B lan ket. Hokus— I never knew such a wet blanket as Flubdub. Pokus— That's right. If that fellow should jump Good at F ig u re s. Sammy was not prone to over-exer from the frying-pan into the fire, lie tion in the classroom; therefore his would put out the fire.— London Echo. mother was both surprised and de Quite. lighted when he came home one noon with the announcement: “ I got 100 “ I see that a German chemist h is this morning.” extracted a deadly poison from the “ That’s lovely, Sammy!” exclaimed castor oil plant.” his proud mother, and she kissed him “ Gee, wasn’t it deadly enough be tenderly. “ What was it in?” fo re !” "Fifty In reading and 50 in ’rit A military aviator can do anything The Bald-Headed Barber—This hall metic.”—Philadelphia Public Ledger. loop the loop. After wrecking a •estorer, sir, is wonderful. It makes To o E ffe c tiv e . Zeppelins and bombarding numer- :he hair grow In 24 hours. "But how did he happen to get f i cities this seems tough. The Skeptical Customer—Rub some gaged to the girl if he doesn’t lo >n your head, and I’ll stop in tomorrow her?” ind if you’re telling the truth I’ll buy "Why, he said he was convincing i bottle. when he merely meant to be plaus ible.”—Judge. A Bad Record. Quick Relief When Utterly Worn Ctf t’ se Rom an Eye Balsam fo r scald in g sen Drunk—I plead bein’ a bit drunk, sation in eyes and inflam m ation o f eye« or eyelid*. Adv. per washup. Magistrate*—Prisoner known to the A s k Som e M ilkm an. police, constable? Getting the Blood in Order The following notice recently ap Constable Ryan—Indade he la, sor; la Required By Most ae’s been heise foive toimes for bein’ peared outside the office of a busy robbed and twoice for bein’ assaulted Boston firm: People. "Boy wanted—One who knows the wid wiolence.«—Boston Evening Tran city well.” script. Presently a bright youth presented himself for the job. The Things They Say. "Do you know the city well?” The Gushing Young Thing—Oh, asked the manager. “ No, sir,” replied the young hopeful, professor! you must come to our af- 'alr tomorrow. All my friends are "but I could find It.”—Boston Globe. coming—though they say they haven't H e r Pla n . & rag to wear! "Do you read all the war news?” He—I shall be delighted!—London "Every line of It.” Opinion. "And can you pronounce the awful names of these places?” T r ie d H ard . "Dear me, no. Whenever any other I f you thlr.k yon h a re gone to smash and "Mary, were yx>u entertaining a man town than London or Berlin or Paris fit only fo r the d iscard, try S. S. s. fo r th-» is mentioned I Just skip right over j blood. n th* kitchen last night?” It w ill surpriH* you to know w hat “ That’s for him to say, muni. I the name.”—Detroit Free Press. ' can be done fo r health once the blood H released o f the excess o f body w astes that was doing my best with the materials j ke*p it from exercisin g It* fu ll m easure c f M ayonnaise M ixer. I could find.”—Liverpool Mercury- bodily repair. An attachment for the crank mani I f you feel played out, g o to an y drug pulated egg beater to drop oil slowly store and ask fo r a bottlo o f S. S. S. II* r* H is Proceedings. so the beater can be used for mixing Is a remedy that get« at w ork In a tw ink “ A p ckpocket in the patk caught mayonnaise Is the invention of a New ling ; It Just naturally rushes right Into . your blood, scatters germs rig h t a n d left, a coupl of spoons the other night.” York man. up and down and sideways. “ What did he do with them?” You feel better a t once, not from a stim Not H is F a u lt. “Told them he would kndfe them ulant, not from the Action o f drugs, but uc less they would fork over." Poet Good aiaclous! Here is your from the ration al effect o f a natural medi- i cine. j servant asleep. T h e Ingredient* in JL f*. P. serve ths Hostess—Silly fool! He must have setlve Le a rn e d by Exp erie n ce. purpose o f * o stim u latin g the cellular “ M y husband Is so pernickety. I been eavesdropping while you were tissue* o f the body that they pick out from | reading your new poem to me.—Pels the blood their ow n essential nutrim en t and don’t know what to make of him!’* I Mele. | thus repair w ork begins at once. T h * relief "1 can tell you, dear. Make the beet is general all over the system, of him.'’—Judge. i D o not neglect to get a b ottle o f S. S. S. H ow He B e g a n L ife . today. It w ill make you feel better In Just "I understand you began your Ilfs a few minutes. It Is prepared only In the ss a newsboy,” observed the friend ! laboratory ©i T he S w ift Specific Co., 530 “ Luke JfcLuke says umbrellas * will admiringly. S w ift Bldg., A tlanta. 1 ! f book telling o f the n a n ? *• ranee con last longer if you oil the Joints.” "No,” replied the millionaire. “Some free ditions that affil-'t ri e 1 u- .in fa m ily by "H ow doe* that keep a person, from one has been fooling you. I began fnason uX im p ov eris h 'd L. >«L j life as an infant New York Times. stealing the umbrella?” { ^ A M ystery.