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The Beat Policy. W AN TED: Veal, Pork, Poultry, hides NO COMMISSION CHARGED. W rit« today for taira a n d o u r n e t cash p ric e l a W e gu aran tee fair tre a tm e n t, h ig h est p ric e s. ui«i Check bjr R e tu rn M a il." G ive u s a tria l w ith y o u r n e x t lot o f produce. P. M. Schm el# & C o., K * U » Gâtai $10.000. 141-143 Frasi Sl. Partasi óra If an income tax they fram e, And you find th e y ’ve got your name. Will you tru th fu lly diacloae AH th a t in your pocket goesT W II you count each fee you earned, T e I how much your stocks returned? W ill you, on your honor true. Pay the utm ost cent th a t's ducT GAÏUN LOCKS OPEN WINCHESTER I Most Important Step Yet In Open ing of Canal. Income Revenue Affects 425,000 Persons All Told. Gates Swing With Smoothness and Precision—Crowds Cheer Suc cess of Work. Exemptions Must He Submitted to Federal Officers to Determine Reasonableness. Panam a—The m ost im portant step thus fa r tow ard th e operation of the j Panam a canal took place Saturday Tell the tru th , sir, like a man I when the seagoing tugboat Gatun, Tell the whole tru th if you can 1 Falsehood is a se rp en t's tooth— ilraw ing 12J fe e t o f w ater, was passed Tell the tru th 1 —Judge. I successfully through the G atun locks. F a t p eo p le t r y th e o n ly rea l s a tis fa c to r y m eth o d know n fo r p e rm a n e n tly o v e rc o m in g o b esity, g e n M o th e r s w i l l f in d M rs. W in s l o w s S o o th in g T his was the first a tte m p t m ade to e ra l o r local. V ery sim p le, q u ic k und easy . No ru b b in g , sw e a tin g s, h o t b a th s o r u x c rc isin g . Coats ? y r u p t h e b e a t rem ed y to u s e fo r t h e i r c h il d r e n operate the locks on the canal, and the you n o th in g un less p e rfe c tly sa tisfie d . W e g u a r d u r i n g t h e t e e t h i n g p e r io d . result was highly pleasing to Colonel an tee success. T h o u s a n d s m ad e h a p p y . S tric tly c o n fidential. W rite fo r p a rtic u la rs to T h e M u rp h y j Goethals, chairm an of the Canal com- Where Ignorance la Bliss. S p e c ia lty Co.. Box 115, S a n ta Rosa. Cal. 1 mission, and canal officials generally. Decisions o f the U nited S ta te s Su All day long hundreds of persons— S eco n d -H an d M achin prem e court are the m ost carefully e ry b o u g h t, sold and men, women and children—withstood _ e x c h an g e d : e n g in e s , and m ost successfully guarded edicts boners, saw m ills, e tc . 1 he J . E. M artin Co.. 83 1st th a t ever issued from the governm ent the burning rays of the tropic sun to i see the act of passing the first vessel fit« P o rtla n d . Send fo r S to ck L ist a n d prices. channels in W ashington, D. C. or from sea level to the level o f Gatun m any years the Suprem e court judges lake, which had reached a height of have succeeded in guarding theii de little over 65 feet, o r w ithin 20 fe e t of cisions ag ain st any “ lea k s,” even A w o n d e rfu l s o o th in g salv e fo r B u rn s, Scald its normal level. B aeda. Sores a nd W ounds o f a ll k ind*. N o house though prelim inary proofs are printed The operations w ere conducted w ith hold should be w ith o u t it, a s it is an e x c e lle n t re for th e ir own use. liab le fam ily rem e d y . O n e n ice j a r s e n t to you g re a t care and everything went p re p a id fo r 30c; tw o fo r 50c. O rd e r to d ay fro m W hile presidential m essages, in te r through according to schedule. The W uebel B ros., P . O. Box 914, P o rtla n d , Ora. sta te commerce decisions and other th ree cham bers, upper, m iddle and A g e n ts W a n te d . docum ents are given out in confidence lower, on the w est side of the lockB, to new spapers, the Suprem e court de w ere used on th is occasion. The men cisions never come to light. New worked fa r into the previous night, York brokers o ften would im a tfa n m ak in8 e v erything ready for the oper- M anufacturers of and dealers in New m ense sums for accurate inform ation " ation. The upper lock filled in the and Second H and B arrels and Kegs, 6 as to the c o u rt’s decisions in railroad forenoon, and in the afternoon the w a to 60 Gals. Suitable fo r Cider or K raut. o r corporation su its th a t may affect te r was adm itted to the m iddle and the stock m ark e t; but the inform ation IAVTON COOPERAGE CO. low er locks, but it was not u n til 4 :45 is alw ays secured first when it falls J 2 7 W ater S tr e e t PORTLAND. OR. from the lips of the ju stice as he reads p m. th a t the w a te r in the lower lock had reached the level of th a t in the the decision from the Suprem e C ourt sea channel outside. bench. A t th a t hour th e sea g a te was W ith this prelim inary, the feelings ALL O R D ER S PA R C E L POST PA ID . sw ung and a m om ent la te r the tug, F a ll c a ta lo g of M en’s and Boys’ Clothing a n d all of a W ashington new spaper corre which had been in readiness all day, w e a r in g a p p a re l re a d y s«»on. Send for it now and spondent may be b e tte r im agined when approached the channel and turned its W ay o f Sav in g . learn l New I he got this le tte r from the editor of a LION CLOTHING CO., Southern paper for which he corre head tow ard the entrance P o rtla n d , Ore. As the vessel passed inside the low sponded: e r lock cham ber a m ighty cheer w ent "P le a s e try to g e t the decision in the Jones case a couple of hours in ad up from th e assem bled thousands th a t H o u rs. 10 a. m . to 6 p . m., i 5714 vance so we can g e t out an e x tra on it. lined the lock walls, the tu g ’s w histle o r by a p p o in tm e n t You ought to be able to pull a good was blown loud and long and all the D R . JO S E P H R O A N E scoop out of this. Go around and see w histles in the neighborhood joined C hief Ju stic e W hite; he knows all in. The G atun was in charge o f Cap SPINAL ADJUSTMENTS about the case, and if you jolly him up tain S tew art. Am ong the p arty on board w ere Col S c ien tific T re a tm e n t o f all A c u te a n d C h ro n ic perhaps you can pry the decision loose onel W illiam L. S ib ert, division en D iseases. L icensed P ra c titio n e r. S u ite 424-6-7 ’way ahead o f tim e .” No, he didn’t go. — C incinnati E n g in eer of the A tlan tic division of the canal, under whose supervision the quirer. G atun locks w ere b u ilt; Colonel H arry F. Hodges, a ssista n t chief engineer As the Legal Mind Saw It. and d esigner of th e canal locks and In a case heard a t th e B elfast (Ire the o perating m achinery, and M ajor J. land) summons court a few days ago, P. Gervey, who has had personal in which the com plainant was named charge of the m asonry co n stru cto r of Fortune, S ir Edw ard Newton-Bardy th e locks. Colonel G oethals was on rem arked to the d efen d an t: “ If you For dandruff, falling hair, or prematurely hand all day, b u t did not m ake the atop annoying Mrs. Fortune, m isfo rt gray hair use this formula: Bay Rum, 6 trip . une will not follow your fo o tstep s.” j ounces; Larona de Composee, 2 ounces, and The tu g , g aily decorted, in the Menthol Crystals, V» drachm. I f you desire, roomy lock cham bers appeared like a When Your Eyes Need Care add 1 drachm of your favorite perfume. Mix I ^0y b o a t in a tu b . Its n avigation was Try M a r i n e E y e R e m u e d y . N o S S m a r t i n g — F e e ls the tonic yourself or have your druggist r, personally supervised by W. G. Corn- f i n « — A c t s Q u ic k ly j . T r r y It it fo r R ed, W eak, W a te r y E y e s a n d G g r r a n u la l a te t e d E y e lid s . Illu s* mix it. Apply night and morning with fin- j j)er‘ head of the dredging operations tr a te d B o o k in e a c h P a c k a g e . M u rin e is gers. Lavona contains a powerful drug that ' of th e canal. The vessel w as raised aom pounded by o u r O culists-—n o t a " P a te n t Med- lolna” — b u t u se d in s u c c e s s fu l P h y s ic ia n s ’ Prac stimulates the activity of the hair-growing t is e fo r m an y y e a rs. Now d e d ic a te d to t h e Pub- follicles and is believed to give renewed ac to the middle level a t 6:46 p. m. and n o an d s o ld by D ru g g ists a t 26c a n d 60c p e r B o ttle. M arine B ye B a h r e in A se p tic T u b e s, 26 c a n d 60c. tion to th e pigment-forming cells so as to passed into the upper cham ber a t 6:16 Murine Eye Remedy Co.v Chicago actually restore natural color to prematurely p. m. Then a t 6 :42 p. m. the la st gate gray hair without the use of dye. was swung, and, although the tropic Merciful Wife. n ig h t had fallen, the w a itin g crowd Eternal Feminine. A C incinnati man who attem pted to rem ained and w atched the tug sail out M argaret, aged seven years, was dictate w hat his w ife should w ear is now defendant in a divorce suit. I t is playing housekeeper. As she pretend- ° n *“ e P*acl<* w aters of G atun lake. a wonder he is’n t the central a ttra c ed to wipe the persp iratio n from her The rousing dem onstration of the tion in a jam -fu n era l.— Houston Post. face she turned from the toy wash- , e a r 'y afternoon th en was repeated, board upon which was rin sin g out a The m assive 500-ton leaves o f the handkerchief, and, addressing her 1°Ca (rates perform ed th e ir functions brother, a y ear younger, sa id : “ T here perfectly, w orking like a well-oiled you a re sittin g a t your ease and me door- break in g my bones doing your wash RICH AIRMAN QUITS GAME W ashington, D. C.—According to estim ates by trea su ry experts, 425,000 Am erican residents m ust report to the income tax collector next spring ex actly how m uch they owe the govern m ent under the new Income tax law. The tariff bi(l, in which the law is embodied, will not be signed until next week, and th e first re tu rn s do not have to be m ade to the internal revenue collectors before M arch 1, 1914. W hen the re tu rn s are m ade they will cover the incom es of citizens from March 1, 1913, to D ecem ber 31, and the first paym ent of tax will be for money received during this period. E very single person (citizen or for eigner) whose annual Income exceeds $3000 and every m arried person with an Income above $4000 is expected to report his or her receipts in detail to the governm ent agents M arch 1 of each year. The estim ate com pleted Indicates th at the income tax will produce $82,298,000 from the 425,000 persons taxed. To th is will be added the $35,000,000 or m ore produced by the present corporation tax, which is continued as p a rt of the law. The income tax estim ates follow: Incom es— Num ber. Total tax. $3000 to $5000 ........ 126,000 $ 630,000 $5000 to $10,000___ 178,000 5,340,000 $10,000 to $15,000.. 53,000 4.240,000 *15,000 to *20,000.. 24.500 3,185,000 $20,000 to *25,000. . 10,500 2,100,000 $25,000 to $50,000.. 21,000 9,660,000 $50,000 to $75,000.. 6,100 6,832,000 $75,000 to $100,000. 2,400 4,766,000 $100, OOC tc $250,000 2,500 13,775,000 $250,00( to $500,000 550 8,805,500 $500,000 -$1 • MM.,....... . 350 13,653,000 $1,000,000 or above 100 9,301,000 SPOT CASH FOR YOUR Egg», Poultry, Hogs, Veal pi N e t prices f. o. b. P o rtla n d , w eek e n d in g O ct. 4. P reen in valley e| e g g s. . 30c dox; d a iry b u tte r . 23; cream c re a m * - 26dt2Sc; h e n s l t# 1 4 e ; n r i n n ISH@ 16He; ducks, Il4 tl3 c ; fan c y p o rk , llo llV v a i r a i l , fan c y . 1401414c; c a a c a ra b a rk . 5c lb. S h ip u s fu rs , wools and hides. W rite fo r a n y p ric e s w a n te d . C ash by m ail. R U B Y * CO., 107 F r o n t S t.. P o rtla n d . O r. A s s e ts $30,000.00. TOFAP I NIK A $12.50 p e r acre. 160 a c re s w ith 4 LIU 1IW m in io n f t . tim b e r, w ell located. W r ite B ox 168, F a lls C ity , O reg o n . M OW AKD E. BÜBTUM A h ** yer and TOieralat, ■ ■ Load ville, Oolorudo. Hpeoiuieu prices: Gold, S ilver, Load. SI. Gold, » liv er, 76c; Gold. 0 Uo: Kino oc Copper, $l. M ailing envelope« a id fu ll price lisi ■not o n application. C ontrol a n d Um pire w o rk s» B olted. Beforenoe: C arbonaie N ation J Hank. Tell the tru th , sir, if you can! Tell the whole tru th like a m an! Wi U'd you stoop to lies, forsooth? Tell the tru th ! I f to wed a girl you seek, And the m aiden thus should speak :4 “ W hen w e’re m arried will you be J u s t as you are now to m e? W ill you bring me sw eets and flowers, S it and hold my hand for hours? W ill you tak e me to the play. N ever care from me to stra y ? OLNES Machinery BUSINESS COLLEGE . WASHINGTON ( / TENTH STS) PORTLAND. ORE.. C0L0N1A GERMAN HEALING SALVE PORTLAND, OREGON Y.M.C.AS SCHOOLS $500,000 EQUIPMENT. 50 MEN TEACHERS. 75 COURSES. GYMNASIUMS SWIMMING. LIBRARIES. LAYTON COOPERAGE CO. C o u rs e — Save Money on Your Clothes Chiropractor Kill Dandruff Make Hair Grow Buy a Piano Now PIA N O S OF ALL GRADES. Every M ake o f Pianola I’layer Pianos. Low Prices and Easy Term s on all Instrum ents. W rite U s f o r P a rtic u la rs. Sherman ,|^ a y & Go. PORTLAND. ORE. Have been a standard Household Remedy Since 1837 Use them for all forms of illness a risin g from D IS O R D E R E D STOMACH OR LIVER and all ailments proceeding from Tobacco Habit Easily Conquered A w e ll-k n o w n N e w Y o rk e r o f w id e e x p e rie n c e h a a w r itte n a book telling: h ow t h e to b ac c o o r s n u ff h a b it m ay b e e a sily a n d c o m p le te ly b a n ish ed in th re e d a y s w ith d e lig h tfu l b en efit. T h e h e a lth im p ro v e s w o n d e rfu lly a f t e r th e n ic o tin e poison is o u t o f t h e sy s te m . C alm ness, t ra n q u il sleep, c le a r ey es, n o rm a l a p p e tite , good d ig e s tio n , m a n ly visror, s tr o n g m em o ry a n d a g e n e ra l g a in in efficien cy a re a m o n g th e m a n y b e n e fits re p o rte d . N o m o re o f t h a t n e rv o u s feel in g : n o m o re need o f p ip e , c ig a r, c ig a r e tte o r c h e w in g to b acco to p a c if y th e m o rb id d e sire . T h e a u th o r , E d w . J . W oods. 534 S ix th A v e., 169 B, N e w Y o rk C ity , w ill se n d h is book f r e e on a p p li c a tio n . to a n y o n e w h o w r ite s to him . After $50,000 Is Spent, Decides That Safe Airship Is Impossible. Chicago — H arold F. McCormick’s costly ex p erim ent sta tio n a t Cicero, m aintained for te s tin g o f improved m ethods o f aeroplane construction, has been closed. Some of the equipm ent which can be used for hydro-aeroplanes is being shipped to the McCormick e sta te a t L ake Forest. The rem ainder is being sold and i t is believed th a t this ends the efforts m ade by Mr. McCormick for the la st two years to produce an aerial m achine th a t would be sa fer and m ore efficient th an any model heretofore evolved. F a ilu re of models from which much has been hoped is believed to be m ainly responsible for M cCorm ick’s move. I t is estim ated th a t a t least $60,000 has been spent in equipping and oper a tin g the experim ental station. My little grandson was told by his m other to run across the s tre e t and inquire o f a lady who was going by w ith th ree little babes in a c a rt if they w ere trip le ts. He soon came back, looking much disappointed, and Rival Canal Suggested. said : “ No, th ey are not trip le ts. London—The Standard, in a long They w ere born the sam e day, b u t two editorial, hints th a t E nglish capital, o f them are g irls and the o th e r is a represented by Pearson & Son, will boy. ” — E xchange. give Colombia a chance to avenge h e r Dr. P ierce’s P leasan t Pellets first se lf a g ain st Panam a by constructing p u t up 40 years ago. They regulate an ocean-to-ocean canal by way of the and invigorate stom ach, liver and bow A tra to and Cupica rivers. els. Sugar-coated tiny granules. “ W h a t,” says the Standard, “ is to prev en t Colombia, i f it has sufficient Man in the Case, Probably. support from foreign c ap italists, from Alice— “ I think K itty ’s new h a t is m aking th is canal its e lf and thereby sim ply a f r ig h t.” M arie—“ Is n ’t it. s e ttin g up a form idable rival to the I helped her to select i t . ” — Boston enterprise" which is now rapidiy ap T ranscript. proaching com pletion?” Love Eternal. C a r p e n t r y ................................................... 15.00 M ining and A ssay in g ......................... 30.00 P h a rm a c y ............................................. 30.00 Mechanical E n g in e e r in g .................. 25.00 O th er courses..........................$2.00 to 150.00 Send f o r F ree I llu s tr a te d C atalogue. CENTRAL Y.M.C. A., PORTLAND, OR. Deranged Digestive System Do you wish to oarn a Better Salary? BEHNKE-WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE Arithmetic, Typewriting, Will clear the way for advancem ent. alogue. W rite for our cat BUSINESS COLLEGE Fourth SL , N ea r M orrison. P o rtla n d , Or. SMOKELESS ß u i M e/íái here a r é HERE b a r g a in s FOR YOU. B O O FIN O A -B g u a ra n te e d roofing, 4 ply, $1.10 p e r r o ll j H e a v ier plies a t equally low p r i c e s . We also sell t a r p « p e r , building Ing paper, deadening felt a n d plaster board a t a m a zin g ly lo w prices. W e’ll save you 25% to 60% on y our lum b e r bill. O u r lum ber is a ll first g ra d e and first q u a lity . W e sell yon d i r e c t Send your list a t once a nd get our p repaid prices. GUARANTEE W e g iv e a m oney-back g u a r a n te e th a t everyth in g w e a ell la e x a c tly a s w e rep resen t It. Our bu sin ess haa gro w n to it s p r e se n t h u g e s iz e by sa v in g money for b u ild ers and y e a r s o f sq u are d e a lin g are behind e v e r y sta te m e n t w e m ak e. W rite our hank. T h e N a tion al B ank o f C om m erce. S e a ttle , a b ou t ou r rellabll ity . R em em b er w e are n o t In a n y tr u st or asso cia tlon. Bend for b ig 1913 ca ta lo g — it's free. PA urrs DOOMS T h i s tin e f r o n t o r r e a r d o o r w ith larva g l a s s . *2 .2 0 . B e a u t if u l W a s h in g to n flr. O u r c a t a lo g s h o w s a b ig a s so r tm e n t o f d o o rs a t b a r g a i n p r ic e s f r o m $ t . j 5 up. R c>! 8*,h ,roro |[f¥ -U | 3 5c up a c c o r d in g t o e l s a a n d d e s ig n . 25.000 a ty le a o f a s a h a n d m ll lw o r k . a ll a t m il l p r ic e s . 60c gal. f o r g u a r a n te e d . ■ T 'n J n e v e r - f a d a a h ln g le * s ta in . H o u s e . F lo o r. W a g o n a n d B a r n P n ln tL a n d a ll p a i n t i n g m a le rial a t w h o le s a le p r ic e s . F ra * c o lo r c a r d s o n r e q u e s t. D ilD W tU n T h li Is popular “Bhef- f i H 0 field ' lo c k I s a g r e a t r - 7 b a rg a in T hoi ... n o u r Im m e n s a d i n éSfàoykÇ g. 2205 W estlake Are. S a a ttla' The Ruling Passion. The Amazon in days of old displayed A m an-like vigor on the battlefield, But, none the less, ere fighting she surveyed H er featu res in her shield! The modern maid who also yearns to face Some day, if need arise, h e r coun try 's foes, Would she not, ere the b a ttle, pause and place Some powder on her nose? — London Opinion. Discovery Valuable to Science. A Germ an chem ist recently 'discov ered th a t the e x tra c t of the skin of red Radishes in alcohol is more sensitive to acids and alkalis than litm us, tum eric, o r any of the chem icals usually used to d e te ct th e ir presence. Is A Wonder In the Blood A Remedy That Has Shown a Most Remarkable Purifying Effect. T h e w o rd m e d ic in e is one of th e most abused In o u r la n g u a g e . There a re cer tain m e d ic in a l p r o p e r tie s Just a s neces s a r y to h e a lth a s t h e food we eat. Take, for e x a m p le , t h e w ell-k n o w n tonic medi cine S. S. S. T h i s fa m o u s blood purifier contains m e d ic in a l c o m p o n e n ts Just as vital and e s s e n tia l to h e a lth y blood as th e e l e m e n ts o f w h e a t, ro ast beef, tha fa ts and t h e s u g a r s t h a t m ake up our SHELLS FIRST CHOICE OF^THE BEST SHOTS. More Valuable Accomplishment. H elter—“ Holmes g ets a gigantic salary from th a t m ining corporation.” S k e lte r—“ Able to locate gold mines, is h e?” H e lte r—“ N ot much. Able to locate stock p u rch asers.” — Life. To Patch Wall Paper. T ea r a piece slightly larger than portion to be covered, to m atch, torn w ith rough edges and w ithout definite shape. Then paste over the patch will not be noticeable. the but any and |j='Woman’s Danger Signals=j| H ot flashes—dizziness, fainting spells, headache, bearing-down feeling and ills o f a kindred n a tu re —are n a tu re ’s danger signals. The fem ale disturbance or irreg u larity back of these calls for help, should have im m ediate care and attention. Otherw ise the delicate fem ale constitution soon breaks down. J R « - » - D r. P ie r c e ’s ’ m o n r re n f f o n r r m th a a n n 4 4 0 0 th F avorite p rescription o n le In n n r d l in i n r g r its ? fa h h e n a a lth lih y r u e n a r r o s h V ia as * b b o een n i r - in i n c g r a ow r » th o u r r o e a s t to id l f to I sa n d s o f w om en y e a r a f t e r y e a r th ro u g h o u t i t s lo n g life . T h is w o n d e rfu lly s u c c e s s fu l re m e d y Im p a r ts s tr e n g t h to th e e n tir e s y ste m — p a r tic u la r ly to th e o rg a n s d is tin c tly fe m in in e . N e rv e s a r e r e f r e s h e d . T h e “ s ta le " , o v e rw o rk e d b u sin ess w om an, th e ru n -d o w n h o u s e -w ife , a n d th e w e a ry ca re -w o rn m o th e r o f a fa m ily —all w ill g a in s tr e n g t h fro m th is fam o u s p r e s c r ip tio n w h ich 4 0 y e a r s h as d e m o n s tra te d it s e ffe c tiv e n e s s — in liq u id o r ta b le t fo rm . SOLD B Y D E A L E R S IN M E D I C I N E S , W r ite D r . R . V. P i e r c e ’• S p e c ia l is t s a t t h e I n v a lid s * H o te l-* C o r r e s p o n d e n c e S t r i c t l y C o n f i d e n t i a l —a n d n o c h a r g e . D r. P i e r c e ’s P le a s a n t P e lle ts r e g n la te a n d I n v ig o ra te s to m a c h , liv e r a n d b o w e ls. S u g a r -c o a te d tin y g r a n u le s —e a s y t o t a k e a s Candy* His Penance. T h e “T o p g r a d e " S h o e FO R M EN T POWDER Carefully inspected shells, the best com binations of powder, shot and wadding, loaded by machines which give invariable results are responsible for the superiority of W i n c h e s t e r “ Leader” and “ Repeater” Factory Loaded Smokeless Powder Shells. There is no guesswork in loading them. Reliability, velocity, pattern and penetration are determined by scientific apparatus and practical experiments. Do you shoot them? If not, better try the W brand. They are the T otals .................. 425,000 $82,298,000 A Really Classy Shoe P resident W ilson, the federal judges If j m dealer does Dot handle, write ta of the suprem e co u rt and inferior courts now holding office and em PRINCE SHOE CO., ployes ‘of a sta te or any political sub F o r tia n d . O re. division thereof,” are the only persons specifically exem pted from the tax by I the new law. The One Exception. The president and judges now in office w ere m ade exem pt to escape T hey’re handing our degress galore; Most everybody lands one; any questions of the constitutionality of th e law and th e ir successors in of A t colleges, from shore to shore. fice will be compelled to pay the tax. | Each proud director hands one; Two prim ary m ethods of collecting j T hey’re giving ’em to men whose claim Is not a w hit o ’e r zero; the tax are contained in the law. One is the individual re tu rn m ade by the They’re giving ’em — these tag s of citizen; the o ther th e re tu rn s by cor fam e— porations and o th er em ployes who pay To lowbrow, sage and hero. th e ir em ployes’ taxes "a t the source.” | U nder the law as it will be signed They’re g iving out degress today To men who call it “ d ra m m e r;” by P resident W ilson next week, every large com pany em ploying labor will (N ot th a t upon this harm less play be com pelled to re p o rt any regular We fain would use the ham m er.) salaries it pays in excess of the $3000 T here’s only one place w here you can’t figures and will pay th e taxes for its Cop out some ta g of knowledge; em ployes and deduct th e tax from A t it tak e one adm iring slant— th e ir pay envelopes. The good old ’Lectoral College I — D enver Republican. T H R E E C A N D I D A T E S IN F I E L D Subtraction. De la Fuente Accepts Nomination for Presidency of Mexico. He loved to dive and he loved to swim. And he loved in the tide to play; T hen w hat in the world was the m a t te r w ith him, T h a t he sat in the sands all day? He sa t by a girl whose bathing suit. W hose cap and whose shoes were d ry; And she would have thought him a p erfect brute I f he hadn’t —so th a t w as why! — M. S. Bridges, in Judge. Make the Milk Jug Sweet. To sw eeten a m ilk jug, scald it with boiling w ater, then fill w ith cold w atet and add a teaspoonful of salt and leave i t for five m inutes before em pty ing it. Advice to m isers: T ake care of the pennies and the dollars will tak e care o f your heirs and th e ir law yers.— D al las News. No “ Let Up” B T here will be no “ let Q The teacher was hearing the youth u p ” in t h a t distress Mexico City.—Colonel David de la ful class in m athem atics. a lt e r e a tin g u n til you Q I Fuente, ex-m inister of communica-1 “ N o,” she said; “ in order to sub | ¡tions and public w orks in G eneral; trac t, things have to be in the same first help th e stom ach j H u e rta ’s cabinet, has been put for denom ination. For instance, we and digestive system g ward as presidential candidate by the couldn’t tak e three pears from four g so-called L iberal R epublican party. peaches, nor e ig h t horses from 10 i back to h e a lth and m T his m akes the th ird nom ination for cats. Do you understand?” g s tre n g th . F o r th is g presidential honors. There was assent from the m ajo rity Dr. G regior M endizabal, an ex-sena of pupils. One little boy in the rear ™ w ork ® tor, was nom inated for the vice-presi-1 raised a tim id hand. dency w ith Colonel de la Fuente. Both “ W ell, Bobby, w hat is i t? ” asked have accepted. T he sphere of in fluence of the L iberal Republicans Is the teacher. “ Please, te a c h e r,” said Bobby, confined largely to the capital. T he p arty has no definite organization, but “ couldn’t you tak e th ree q u a rts of consists chiefly of the a dherents of a m ilk from two cows?” —New York group of congressm en who constitute Evening Post. a wing of the opposition in the cham-1 ™ is p a rticu larly well ad- ™ ber of deputies to th e Catholic party, j To Kill Odor of Onion. apted. I t brings back g L ively in te rest is centered in the a n To kill the odor of onions on the ap p etite, aid s diges- ■ nouncem ent of the recall to Mexico of breath e at lemon afterw ard o r drink General Porfirio Diaz. Many appear tion, keeps th e bowels g Many persons who to see a connection betw een the recall strong lemonade. open and im proves th e ■ of G eneral Felix Diaz, th e recent visit never e at onions in any o th er form to th e capital of G eneral Geronimo cannot very well avoid them in some h e a lth in gen eral. T ry g T revino and the invitation to the aged salads which would ta ste exceedingly a bottle. ™ ex-president to return. Porfirio Diaz flat w ithout th is vegetable. has been on the retired list for m ore th an a year. He is in his 84th year. T he w ar m inister, G eneral Blanquet, re itera ted the sta te m en t th a t General Above All Price. Porfirio Diaz had been asked to re sum e h is form er sta tu s in the arm y Gold and silver m ay supply us with and re tu rn to Mexico. H e declined the necessaries of life, w ith food and to discuss the reasons for the request, drink, clothes and houses; but they nor would he say w hat the ex-presi These women o nce rhildloBH, now happy and can not give the joy o f a kind look— dent m ight be expected to do. Physically well w ith h ealth y child ren will te ll how Lord Avebury. Lydia E. P in k h a m ’s V egetable Com pound made “ HOSTETTER’S ■ = STOMACH BITTERS Z CHILDLESS WOMEN Big Eagle T ie s Up Phones. S p o k a n e .—T h e lo n g -d ista n c e se rv ic e of th e I n te r s ta te T e le p h o n e co m p an y w as b a d ly d is a rra n g e d S a tu rd a y b y an eag le. T h e s e rv ic e “ w e n t b a d ” on th e lin e b e tw e e n S p o k a n e an d C o eu r d ’A lene. As n e a r a s co u ld b e e s tim a te d by th e in s tr u m e n ts w h ich se rv e fo r te s tin g p u rp o ses, th e tro u b le lay a b o u t six m iles th is sid e of C o e u r d ’A lene. T ro u b le H u n te r R am o n tra c e d th e w ire s a n d d isc o v ered a m o n s te r e a g le a t th e to p of a pole. H e d isa b le d th e ea g le w ith ro ck s. T h e n h e d isc o v ered th e b ird h a d a tta c h e d to o n e of Its fe e t a la rg e ste e l tr a p a n d a b o u t te n f e e t o f ch ain . Hazing B rin g s R iot Call. S t. L o u is.—T h e a n tic s o f six W a s h daily ration. As a m a t t e r o f f a c t, there Is one In i n g t o n U n iv e rsity fre s h m e n , w ho w e re gredient in S. S. S. which serves the d isc ip lin e d by so p h o m o res h e re , c r e a t active p u r p o s e o f s tim u la t in g each cel ed su c h a co m m o tio n n e a r a su m m e r lu lar p a r t "of th e b o d y to the healthy g a rd e n th a t p e rso n s liv in g n e a rb y and J u d ic io u s s e le c tio n o f Its o w n essen tu rn e d in a rio t call. S e v e ra l m o u n t tial n u tr i m e n t . T h a t Is why I t regener ates the b lo o d s u p p ly ; w h y It has such a ed p o licem en w ere re q u ire d to d is trem endous In flu e n c e In o v e r c o m in g ec p e rse th e crow d. T h e fre sh m e n wfere zema, rash, p im p le s , a n d all s k in af co m p elled by th e so p h o m o re s to pro- flictions. | p o se m a r ria g e to e v e ry w om an w ho And in r e g e n e r a ti n g th e ti s s u e s S. 8. 8. ! p asse d on th e s tr e e t. S om e of th e has a r a p i d a n d p o s itiv e a n t id o ta l effect w o m en fled in te r ro r , b u t one y o ung upon all th o s e i r r i t a t i n g In flu e n c e s t h a t cause r h e u m a ti s m , s o r e th r o a t, w e a k eyes, | w o m an s ta rtle d tw o of th e p ro p o sin g falling hair, lo s s o f w e ig h t, thin, pale s tu d e n ts by a c c e p tin g b o th . T h e tw o cheeks, and t h a t w e a r in e s s o f m u s c le and s tu d e n ts th e n w ere to d ecid e b y c o m nerve th a t Is g e n e ra lly e x p e rie n c e d as b a t w h ich sho u ld h a v e th e prize. spring fever. G e t a b o ttle o f S. 8. 8. a t F ish W eig h s 5000 P o unds. an y drug s to r e , a n d In a fe w days you Price on Hay Is Soaring. will not o n ly feel b r ig h t and energetic, ! N e w p o rt, O r — A big s h a rk c a p tu re d b u t you will b e t h e p ic tu r e of new life. St. Paul— Prices o f all grades of 8. S. 8. Is p r e p a r e d o n ly In the laboratory by th e O llie S. w as h o iste d to G ray s hay broke all local records Saturday of The Swift S p ecific Co.. 160 8w ift Bldg., l o d S u n d ay . It took evr-ry M l of and gave indications of still higher A tlanta, Ga., w h o m a in ta in a very effi p o w er o f th e sc h o o n e r A h w an ed a’s prices. Choice tim othy sold a t $20 a cient Medical D e p a r tm t . where all who h o istin g en g in e to lan d th e fish on a n y b lo o d d is o r d e r of a stubborn th e w h arf. ton, w ith b u t little for sale. No. 1 n have atu re m a y w r ite f re e ly f o r advice and It m e a s u re d 16 f e e t 9 In ch es and clover m ixed w ent to $17.70 and a s p e c ia l b o o k o f I n s tr u c tio n . 8. 8. S. choice upland sold a t $15 a ton. P ack Is sold e v e r y w h e r e b y d r u g stores, de ' w as 7 fe e t 8 In ch es th ro u g h th e body i It w eig h s a b o u t 5000 pounds. It is ing hay was sold a t $9.26 and w hat partm en t and g e n e ra l s to re s . Beware o f a n y f t t t m f l to sell you I th e In te n tio n o f C a p ta in C a m e r to little a lfa lfa was sold w ent a t $19.75. som ething "Just as good” as S. 8. 8. sh ip th e fish to P o rtla n d . H e sa y s Hay dealers say th a t the farm ers o f Such a claim is p r e p o s te ro u s . T here is I th a t If h e h ad realized th e size of th e the N orthw est practically have ceased nothing e lse " j u s t a s good” a s 8. S. 8., I m o n ste r h e w ould n e v e r h a v e a tte m p t nor Is there a n o t h e r re m e d y a i m t© 'e d Its c a p tu re . to ra ise hay except for th e ir own use. it«la fam ous blood purifier. Wilson Refuses Pardons. They th a t love beyond th e world W ashington, D. C. — Holding th a t cannot be separated by i t.— W illiam the defendants still had an opportun Penn. ity to obtain full ju stic e , if it has been lacking, through th e ir pending appeals. P resident W ilson declined to act a t th is tim e on the applications for pardon o f John H. Bullock and C. E. H uston, convicted a t S eattle No vem ber 20, 1912, of conspiracy to de fraud the governm ent by collusion in Business T raining in the Following Branches a t bids on coal. 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