----------- --- ---------------------- Training the Colt. IDAHO FRUIT MEN WILL AID POULTRY AND GAME Many valuable horses are spoiled by im proper or harsh trea tm e n t In C an K«t y o u fa n c y p r ic e s fu r W ild D u ck a training. A man who is incapable of a n d o th e r n a m e in avanon. W r it* ua fo r understanding the disposition of caah o ffe r on a ll k in d s o f p o u ltr y , p ork . ®tc. horses is certainly incapable of tra in them. Two-thirds of the horses Pearson-Pa^e Co., Portland ing th at have been called vicious can be m anaged by proper treatm ent, says a contributor to Farm and Home. It is had policy to train a colt unless l i . S e c o n d -H a n d M achín - he is in the best of spirits. The brain Z J e x c h a n g e d : «Turine*, will be more active, therefore the dis b oilers, s a w m ill* . e t c . T h e J . E . M artin Co., 8Ü la t position easier to control. On the fc>L. P o r tla n d . B end fo r S lo c k l.ia t an d p rice s. other hand, if you train a colt while he Is thin in flesh, in poor spirits and WRITE FOR FREE ADVICE on light food, as soin«» men do, he will not tak e notice of objects, and when in fo r m a tio n an d b o o k le ts o f v a lu e to y o u . PACIFIC GUANO & FERTILIZER CO. on good feed later, he is not well trained. Have them in good spirits, Ife2 M a U se n S t.. P o rtla n d . Or. give plenty of feed, and use less whip. M o th e r * w i l l fin d $ 1 .0 0 I.«‘iirn to b e a $ 1 .0 0 M rs. W l n r l o w s S o o t h in g Byrup the beat r e m e d y to v # » f* c tL.lr children ihe teething p e r i o d . d u r in g DETECTIVE O n e D o lla r P e r W ee k E a r n fr o m $ 1 5 0 t * $ J 0 0 p a r m onth F u ll c o u r s e in fe w w e e k s . L e s s o n s h ig h ly e x c i t i n g an d in t e r e s tin g . F o r fu ll p a r tic u la r s w r it e Intel is houal Dele* live I raining Cwrcspoodrare Sdwsi S10 12 Dctue 114 . Twdurf. Or eg ml DAISY FLY KILLER f t f S S T iM fllna. Nr*t, clean, or* njinrntal, convenient, cheap. L a s t s a l l s e a s o n . M ade o l metal, can'tspillortip over ; will not s >11 or Inj u re a n y t h I n f . C.iiaranteed effective. Sold b y dealers, or 6 cent I y expresspre paid for f l. BAK OLD SOMXJtA, 1 M Ds&alb A n . , Brooklyn. M. V. This Wife a Treasure. The saving habit may not be as much in favor today as th irty years ago, but one New York m an has had occasion to be converted to a belief in it. He is a man who has worked seventeen years as a carpenter. H is wife died decently, leaving him enough money to live in comfort the re st of his duys. He knew th at his wife took care of his' money, hut had no idea th a t she had saved so much. Matter of Judgment. "So you suspect th a t m en are quick e r of Judgm ent in practical m atters than wom en?” asked her friend of the middle-aged spinster. “ Yes,” replied Miss Cayenne. ‘‘Men have heeded the w arnings of the new spapers and quit buylug gold bricks, but women con tinue to m arry for money.” Better Not Take His Word. D eclaration from a learned source th a t the “day of judgm ent” is m ythical m ay com fort such' among us as have lived w ithout due regard for the here after.—Exchange. Life’s Tearfulness. Uncle Snooks Puzzled. “W hat puzzles m e,” said Uncle Snooks, as he looked up from a book | he was consulting, “is this. If a man Is standing on the side of a hill or m ountain, how is he to se ttle in his m ind w hether he is on an acclivity or a declivity? According to my diction ary here, the form er is ‘a slope up,* and th e la tte r ‘a slope down.’ I’ve never yet seeu a slope up th a t didn’t slope down.” R**d C rcaa H all B lu e w i l l w a s h d o u b le a s m a n y c lo t h e s a s a n y o th e r b lu e . D o n ’t p u t y o u r m o n e y in t o a n y o th e r . Peculiar Alpine Custom. Blood Bath Knocks Rheumatism Chop Suey $25 a Dish. High cost of living is not worrying the Chinese. One big Chicago restau- > ra n t run on the Hong-Kong style has Remarkable Effects of on Its menu a dish th a t costs | t f . “Foony wong wu yin” is w hat they Remedy That Actually call It, and one portion is enough for Irrigates the Entire five hungry suffragettes or six ordi nary men. It has to be ordered tw en Blood Supply. ty-four hours before you get It. a I t s o u n d s q u e e r to ta k e a b lo o d b a t h b u t t h a t is p r e c is e ly t h e e f fe c t o f a m o s t r e m a r k a b le r e m e d y k n o w n a s S. S. S. I t | h a s 1 o p e c u lia r a c tio n o f s o a k in g th r o u g h th e i n t e s tin e s d ir e c tly in to th e b lo o d . In a few m i n u te s it s in flu e n c e Is a t w o rk in j e v e ry a r t e r y , v e in a n d t i n y c a p illa r y . | U very m e m b r a n e , e v e r y o r g a n o f th e b ody, Frequently Happens. A m an m ay work so hard running e v e ry e m u n c to r y b e c o m e s In e f fe c t a A lter s t r a i n th e b lo o d o f im p u r itie s . The a fte r a band wagon th a t when he over -1 to s tim u la t in g p r o p e r tie s o f S. S. S. c o m p el tak es It he’s too tired to get any pleas th e s k in , liv e r, b o w e ls , k id n e y s , b la d d e r ure out of the ride. t o a ll w o rk to th e o n e e n d o f c a s t in g o u t e v e ry I r r it a ti n g , e v e ry p a in In flic tin g a to m o f p o is o n : It d is lo d g e s b y ir r i g a ti o n all a c c u m u la tio n s In t h e jo i n ts , c a u s e s a c id a c c r e ti o n s to d is s o lv e , r e n d e r s th e m n e u t r a l a n d s c a t t e r s th o s e p e c u lia r f o r m a P o r t l a n d , O r room n s In t h e n e r v e c e n te r s t h a t c a u s e R e sid en t a n d Day S ch o o l for G irls s tio u c h m y s ti f y in g a n d o f te n b a f f lin g r h e u ch arge o f Sinter* o f S t.J o h n B a p tist (E p iscop al) m a tic p a in s . laglata. Academic and Elementary Departm ents, Music, Art. Elocution, Dom estic A rt. Dom estic Science, A n d b e s t o f a ll, th i s r e m a r k a b le r e m e d y ■jmnaaium. F o r c a ta lo g address— Is w e lc o m e to t h e w e a k e s t s to m a c h . If T H E S I S T E R S U P E R I O R , O fflc # 80 y o u h a v e d r u g g e d y o u r s e lf u n ti l y o u r S t. H e le n a H u ll s to m a c h is n e a rly p a r a ly z e d , y o u w ill b e a s to n is h e d to And t h a t S. S. S. g iv e s n o s e n s a ti o n b u t g o e s r i g h t to w o rk . T h is is b e c a u s e i t Is a p u r e b o ta n ic a l In fu s io n , Is ta k e n n a t u r a l l y in t o y o u r b lo o d J u s t a s p u r e a i r is in h a le d n a t u r a l l y I n to y o u r lu n g s . is what they all say T h e g r e a t S w if t L a b o r a to r y h a s s p e n t m illio n s o f d o lla r s in p e r f e c tin g , p r o d u c o f ou r in g a n d p la c in g in th e h a n d s o f th e p u b lic th i s w o n d e r f u l re m e d y . So g iv e y o u r Painless Methods of blo o d a g o o d b a t h w ith S. S. S ., f o r it k n o c k s t h e w o r s t f o r m s o f r h e u m a ti s m E xtracting a n d g iv e s y o u fr e e d o m to e n jo y life . Teeth. Y ou c a n g e t i t a t a n y d r u g s to r e a t f 1.00 a b o ttle . I t Is a s t a n d a r d r e m e d y , O u t -o f- to w n p e o re c o g n iz e d e v e ry w h e r e a s th e g r e a t e s t p le ca n h a v e th e ir blo o d a n t id o te e v e r d is c o v e re d . If y o u r s p la t e an d bridge- is a p e c u lia r c a s e a n d y o u d e s ir e e x p e r t w ork fin ish ed in on e a d v ic e , w r ite to T h e S w if t S p eciA c Co., d a y i f n ocean a ry 160 S w if t B ld g ., A tla n ta , G a. O nly W ay. K nlcker—A fashion note says th at sk irts are to be six inches narrow er a t the ankle. Bocker—Will the girls stand on one leg? St. H e l e n s H a l l b “ DIDN’T HURT A BIT” A n a b s o lu te g u a r a n te e . b a ck ed b y 28 ven ra in P o rtla n d . Wise Office Dental Co. HOURS: tf A. M. t o S P . M. Sundays 9 to 1 P h o n e s : A 2 0 2 9 : M ain 2 0 2 9 . f a l l i n g B ld g ., T h ird a n d W a s h in g to n , P o r t la n d OUT O f TOWN PEOPLE cun receive nrom pt treat- m ent* o f Nmi-Polr — E ealth-baildlng C O N S U L T A T IO N F R E E . I f yon liv e ou t o f tow n and ca n n o t ca ll, w rit# for sym p tom blank an d cir cu la r , en c lo s in g 4 c e n ts in THE C. 6EEW0 CHINESE MEDICINE CO. 162| First St., Cor. Morrison WHEN -Hill« " Graft the Neglected Apple Tree» T here are thousands of apple trees growing in fields and pastures and roadsides th a t hear only poor, natural fruit and m any of the apples are left to ro t on the ground. If these tree* had been grafted 15 or 20 years ago they m ight be bringing a handsom e profit now. Many of them are not yet too old to graft. See th a t they are properly trim m ed and fertilized.— (W. W. Maxim in Farm and Home.) Still a Chance. Case of “Nerves?” H o t fla s h e s , d iz z in e s s , f a in t in g s p e lls , b a c k a c h e , h e a d a c h e , b e a r i n g - d o w n p a in s , n e r v o u s n e s s — a l l a r e s y m p t o m s o f i r r e g u l a r i t y a n d f e m a le d is t u r b a n c e s a n d a r e n o t b e y o n d r e lie f . J. to a d v ertiser» , plena* men - t i e s U U pm PUTNAM Committee Reverses Action to Meet President’s Views. is t h a t o f a fa m o u s p h y s ic ia n u n u s u a lly e x p e r ie n c e d i n t h e t r e a t i n g o f w o m e n ’s p e c u l i a r a i l m e n t a . F o r fo r ty y e a r s i t h a s b e e n r e co m m en d e d to s u ffe r in g w o m a n k in d . T h o u s a n d s o f w o m e n c a n b e a r w it n e s s t o i t s b e n e fic ia l q u a litie s . P e r h a p s i t s a id i s a ll t h a t i s r e q u ire d t o r e s to r e t o y o u p e r f e c t h e a lth a n d s t r e n g t h . N o w ia th e t im e t o a c t , w r it e D r . R . V . P ie r c e 's , B u ffa lo . M r s . D ominio RODOOS, o f S an Francise«», C alif., write* : ta k e pleanure in recom m ending your wonderful rem edie*. and ih to say in beh aif o f your ’Favorite Praauiptw Pr« ________ ____________, ___ __ m ' and ’Uotoaa Medical D iscovery’ t h a t th r o u g h their Qse 1 am now c u r e d o f th o various troubles th at a woman is heir t o . T hese rem edies cured mo when others fa.ied and 1 therefor« resolve to tak e no other. I thank you for your advice." T O U R DRUGG IST CAN S U P P L Y YOU L IQ U ID O R T A B L E T FO R M Carnegie Off for Berlin. Mrs. I’ankhurst la Better. London— Mrs. E m m aline Pankhurst, the m ilita n t suffragette leader, whose “ license” expires June 9, is recovering from the illness arisin g from the “ hunger s trik e .” She was too weak, however, to a tten d the usual Monday m eeting of the W om an’s Social and Political union. In a le tte r from Mrs. P ankhurst, read a t the m eeting, she expressed the hope th a t she would be able to be present next week. The le tte r breathed continued defiance of the governm ent. Mrs. Pankhurst de clared th a t her sp irit was unbroken. Prince on American Soil. “ Anti-Hatpin” Law Passes. N iag ara Falls, N. Y .— Prince A l b ert Frederick George, second son of K ing George, of England, was on Am erican soil Saturday. He and 60 fellow cadets of His M ajesty’s ship Cum berland, now a t Quebec, arrived here from Toronto shortly a fte r noon. The prince and his p a rty traveled from Lew iston by trolley along the A m erican side of the gorge. The prince, who is 17 years old, traveled “ incognito.” S e a ttle —The “ a n ti-h atp in ” ordin ance introduced into the city council a t the request o f the Federation of W omen’s clubs was passed unanim ous ly. The ordinance provides th a t the point o f a hatpin shall not be per m itted to extend more than one-quar te r inch beyond the crown of the hat and in no case beyond the brim . Vio lation o f the ordinance will be punish ed by a fine of not more than $100 or im prisonm ent not more than 30 days. Fruit Traffic Plana Laid. Favorite Prescription IN STOCK AND GRAIN ARE FREE London—Andrew C arnegie sta rte d for B erlin Saturday. E m peror W il liam has fixed the m orning of June 16 to receive him and his associates, Rob e rt S. Brookings, of St. Louis, and Jacob G. Schmidlapp, o f C incinnati, who are to present a congratulatory address signed by m any prom inent Am ericans. In fixing th e d ate o f the audience, Em peror W illiam rem arked th a t it would be the anniversary of the first m orning he rose as em peror 25 years ago. Mr. C arnegie considers the selection a g re at honor to the U. S. Portland—George R. M erritt, of St. Paul, general ag en t for th e re frig e ra to r service of the N orthern Pacific, is in Portland to prepare for handling the fru it crop o f the N orthw est this year. He sta te s th a t th e road will place 1100 new re frig e ra to r c a n in commission th is year. These, with the 2600 new c a n built la st year, will give th is line nearly 7000 re frig e ra to r cars. ________________ I A M B ro w C U R E D 2 4 —' 1 W ashington, D. C.— An unexpected turn was given to the “ lobby” inves tig a tio n when Senator Townsend, of Michigan, Republican, declared on the stand th a t the influence wielded by P resident W ilson and the Democratic secret caucus on the m aking of the tariff bill constituted the “ nearest ap proach to undue influence on members of congress” th a t the investigating com m ittee would be able to find. Senator Townsend criticized the com m ittee for not having asked mem bers of the senate w hether the Presi dent had sought to influence them and declared th a t, even though the Presi dent had not intended it, his recent denunciation of “ lobbies” working in support o f changes in the tariff would force certain senators to vote against am endm ents they knew to be just. “ Who are those sen a to rs? ” demand ed Senator Reed. “ I don’t care to nam e anyone,” re turned Townsend. The two D em ocratic m em bers of the com m ittee present, Senators Reed and W alsh, indignantly resented any in ti m ation th a t P resident W ilson had used p atronage or th re a ts to force anyone to support free sugar or free wool or to support tobacco as a whole. S enator W eeks, of M assachusetts, also a Republican, follow ing Senator Townsend on the stand, expressed the opinion th a t “ executives had more in fluence on bills than all the persons who have come to W ashington put to g e th e r.” “ The sta te m en t th a t the P resident put out in re g ard to an insiduous lobby influenced th e public m in d ,” said Sen a to r W eeks, “ and th a t has its effect upon the senators. The public be lieves the lobbyist is a bad m an and no senator likes to oppose a m easure if the P resident says the lobbyists are seeking to change i t . ” Senator Shive ly, a D em ocratic m em ber of the finance com m ittee, said he knew of no lobbying influences a t work on the ta r iff bill. Did Not Live Up to It. Our high appreciations and even our expressed desires are not alw ays indi -1 ces of our character. “Let me die the death of the righteous,” was th e pray er of Baalam. And then he w ent right away and joined him self to the hea» then and was slain by a righteous man. IS Y O U R S A W e rc e ’s Michigan Senator Says President's Arraignment of Lobbyists Has Changed Many Votes. Boise, Id a h o - D eclaring for the im m ediate organization to perfect selling plans w hether the W enatchee d istric t or others refuses to join the move m ent, the officers and directors o f the Idaho-Oregon F ru it G row ers’ associa tion went on record here as back of the N orth Pacific D istrib u to rs' asso ciation. The conference was attended by representative grow ers of South ern, Southw estern Idaho and E astern Oregon and included J. H. Lowell, Roswell; M. J . Higley, Buhl; H. M. Dorman, C aldw ell; J. M. Johnson, N am pa; E. H. S nm h and R. H. Woods, P a y e tte ; B. F. Tuasing, F ru it- land; W. N. Yost, Meridian, and H. E. McElroy, Boise. F ruitgrow ers of the interm ountain country are enthusiastic in th eir praise of the work of the N orth P a cific F ru it D istrib u to rs’ association and believe, particularly in Southern Idaho and E astern Oregon, th a t the success of the rapidly-grow ing fru it industry of the W est largely depends on the work of the big selling agency which has been perfected. The Idaho-Oregon F ru it G row ers’ association is one of the largest and m ost representative in the N orth P a cific F ru it D istrib u to rs' association. W ashington, D. C.—Reversing its form er action in voting to place w heat flour, oatm eal and fresh m eats on the dutiable list, the senate finance sub com m ittee in charge of the agricul tural schedule voted to place livestock, w heat and oats on the free list. This action, it was auth o ritativ ely declared, was taken to m eet the view s' of P resident Wilson, Senator Sim mons, chairm an of the finance com m it tee, and other adm inistration leaders, who disapproved the decision an nounced previously to tax m eats 10 per cent compensatory to a duty on cattle in the Underwood bill and to assess a compensatory duty on both flour and oatm eal. The vote to reconsider was taken in the sub-com m ittee on a motion made by Senator Simmons, ex-officio m em ber of all the sub-com m ittee handling Wanderlust. the tariff schedules, when he returned “ I’m going to tak e a long ocean to the capital from a conference w ith voyage, to nobody knows w here, and the President. come back, nobody knows when. I In his enlargem ent o f the free list, shall sit down by the wayside w her ever I please and play with the chil P resident Wilson is known to have dren of the street, the little brown ba taken a leading part, as he did in the bies of the O rient, perhaps, or the m a tte r of raw wool and sugar before little blue-eyed Saxons, who knows? the ways and means com m ittee. As ’Tis g re at to go as you please and ‘CURE’ DECLARED VALUELESS he still is standing uncomprom isingly come as you please, w ith no telegram s w ith the wool and sugar schedules, so, to send, no stre ss of m eeting friends and m issing friends, and all th a t.”— Clinical Analysis of Serum Patients it is declared, he will stand firmly for free cattle, sheep and hogs, and free New York Times. Issued by Health Board. w heat and oats, now th a t this has New Y ork—The first clinical an been determ ined upon as the party Voyage Somewhat Unique. Steam ers often load cargoes of wood alysis of the conditions of any of the policy. pulp at Chicoutimi, at the k u d of Friedm ann p atien ts trea te d in this navigation on the Saguenay river, th at country have been published in the Twin Falls to Get New Railroad. w onderfully picturesque trib u ta ry of Medical Record. The results show San Francisco— It is au th oritatively the St. L aw rence w hich flows out of th a t some a re worse and th a t the dis Lake St. John, and take their freight ease was not checked in a single case. declared by a W estern Pacific official th a t the W estern Pacific railroad will stra ig h t to M anchester, England. The Twelve o f the cases w ere pulmonary shortly be extended to Twin Falls, voyage begins on the deepest river in and the re st surgical. D r. Mannheim- the world, in the Canadian wilderness, Idaho, the h eart of a rich mineral and and ends with nearly 40 miles of canal, e r sum m arizes the e n tire 18 cases as tim b er belt, and Boise C ity, the late r follow s: through the mill d istric ts of England. extension heading off the often-dis “ In not a single one of these cases cussed line from Boise to San F ra n T o Keep Silver Bright. was there definite im provem ent to date Silver will keep bright, and much a ttrib u ta b le to the vaccine. In some cisco. Plans for these extensions have laborious cleaning and polishing saved the disease progressed unchecked. In if once a week it is im m ersed in sour no instance did the tem p e ra tu re return been divulged in the last few days milk and left there for tw enty m inutes to norm al. Five of the 18 developed during the W estern Pacific’s efforts to secure sufficient money w ith which to or longer. W ash it in very hot w ater and polish ns quickly as possible. Soft abscesses, four of them small and one m ake improvem ents. By the e x te n of them large. I cannot determ ine pieces of old flannelette are excellent sion into Idaho the road expects to w hether the vaccine hastened the to use in wiping and polishing silver. acquire a large fre ig h t business in progress of the disease w here it oc tim b er and ore. Constipation causes many serioue I curred. ’’ diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. One Demand for Children Big. Wireless Strike at End. a laxative, three for cathartic. Springfield, 111.—The com m ittee in S eattle, W ash.—The strik e of w ire Welcome Delusion. less telegraph operators on the Pacific v e stig a tin g home-finding institutions Doctor (to sick m an’s w ife)—“ Does Coast, which was called m ore than a in Illinois reported to the lower house your husband suffer from delusions, m onth ago by the Commercial Tele o f the legislature as follows: Mrs. Jo n es?” Mrs. Jones—“I hope so, “ In m ost of the home-finding in sti doctor. H e’s been w orrying for a week g ra p h e rs’ union of A m erica, was se t tutions the demand for children has over w hat he thin k s your bill will be.” tled Saturday and the union operators been g re a te r th an the supply. The so began to retu rn to work. Local offi cers of the Marconi company said they cieties sta rte d out to find homes for Hunters Contribute to Revenue. homeless children, but they are now One of the im portant functions of had no details of the settlem en t from the governm ent in Germ any Is the is San Francisco, but th a t b e tte r w ork seeking children for childless homes. suing of perm its to hunters. The rev ing conditions had been agreed to, al The m oment a society so forgets its enue thus obtained is about $1,500,000 though complete recognition of the un purpose, its license should be can annually. ion was not granted. The wage in celled. as i t is a standing m enace to the homes of the poor and ig n o ran t.” crease demanded was not granted. ADDRESED TO WOMEN P o r t la n d , O r e g o n . No. Re«l C r o ss B a ll B lu e, a ll b lu e , b e s t b lu .n g v a lu e in th e w h o le w o r ld , m a k e s t h e la u n d r e s s s m ile . “ W hat’s the m a tte r? ” “She has re jected me again. She says this la j final.” “ Did she say how final?” In Chameleon Paint. A red p aint has been recently de quired the older and m ore experienced vised which changes its color to black m an.—W ashington H erald. when subjected to heat. It is especial Foolish Egotism. ly desirable for bearings to give the T he true egotist is the man who Im alarm when they a re becoming over agines he is a ttra c tin g attention to hie heated. particu lar line of comedy in a crowd of baseball rooters. Work for Greatest Artists. Designing, etching, and engraving Napoleonic Luck. of fine bookplates is a thriving pro Luck consists in alw ays m aking fession in Vienna. Some of the g re at est a rtists are engaged in the produc preparations for every alternative.— Napoleon. tion of these w orks of art. C. GEE WO th e C h inese doctor. T ry o n ce m ore i f yon h e r e t e e n d o cto r in g w ith th i* o n e *nd th a t o n e nnd h ave n ot ob tain ed p er m an en t r e lie f. I/«*t th i* great n atu re h e a le r d ia g - none your cane and pro*cril>e aomn rem edy whose actio n i* q u ick , *ure and *afe. Hi* p rescrip tion s are com pounded from Root*. Herha. Hilda and Bark* th a t have been gath ered from every quar te r o f th e clot*«. T h e secret* o f th e se m edicin e« are n ot known to th e o u tsid e world, but h ave !>een h anded down from fa th e r to aou in th e phyaidana' fa m ilie s ia C hiaa. Besuty of Spider’s Web. T here a re few m ore beautiful ob jec ts than a spider's web covered with dew. In sym m etry, in perfection of geom etrical arrangem ent and in the prism atic reflection of color It Is a gorgeous object. And consider the wonderful devices th at our garden spider has for attending to its toilet. Was ever comb in wom an’s boudoir m ore perfect or more a ttrac tiv e than these combs th at the spider has a t the end of the claw s to aid in m anipulat ing the cobweb threads, in clinging to a rough object, and as aids in walk ing over the web? A curious e aste rn custom has been observed for m any centuries in the w estern Alps. One hundred eggs are distributed over a level space covered w ith sand and the young men and women perform a dance around them . If a couple a re fortunate enough to finish the dance w ithout breaking an egg it is taken as a token of the com Pol'ion Oak or Ivy Poisoning patibility of th eir tem peram ents and is quickly relieved by bathing the af they a re betrothed. fected p a rts in a solution of two tea It Spread Easier. spoonfuls of T yree’s A ntiseptic Pow One cold night a few years ago, der to a pint of w ater. 25c. a t all we w ere all seated, a t the table e at druggists or sam ple sent free by J. S. ing our dinner. T he b u tte r was very Tyree, W ashington, I). C.—Adv. hard, and, consequently, rem arks were Torture of Tantalus. m ade about it. The next week the w eather was very warm and the but The golf bug’s soul cam e back from te r w as som ew hat soft. L ittle Billy, a little range around S atan ’s preserve six years old, suddenly exclaim ed: w ith a sm ile as wide as the Amazon “ Mamma, the b u tte r is easy tonight, river. “ I say,” he exclaimed, “ I don’t call this much of a hell. T hey have isn 't it? ” the finest golf course out there I Superman. ever saw in my life.” A droll-looking If women could be granted a decade old soul who was sittin g on the safety of happiness beginning now, a decade valve looked up. “ But did you see of lovers of th e ir own choosing, men anybody playing on it? ” he asked. of delicacy and wisdom—th irty years "No,” the new com er adm itted. “I did from now th ere would be th a t poise n ’t.” The old-tim er chuckled. “T h at’s and sw eetness In the world that it,” he said. “ He won’t let anybody dream ers descry for the future ages.— play on It.”—Exchange. Will Levington Comfort. "Did you ever cause your wife any tea rs.” "I don’t think so. Certainly Different. not as m any as leading actors and Jones—“Jam es, I heard you using actresses a t m atinees have caused profanity to the horses this forenoon.” h er.” Coachm an—“No, suh! no, suh! I’se very careful of de horses, suh! I was It Was Tough. talking to my wife, su h !” “W ill you give me a pie, m adam ,” asked the tram p, “ If I saw ye some Tut, Tut. wood?” The woman agreed to the “I w ish,” said th e brown sugar to bargain, gave the m an a pie and s ta rt the sand, “th a t you’d get out of this. ed him in the direction of the wood- You’re alw ays in m y w eigh!” pile. In th ree m inutes he was back a t the door saying, ‘‘Madam, if It’s all one to you, I’ll eat the wood an* saw the pie.” a. N . o . Prominent Senators Resent Idea That Lobby Influences. -« Machinery P North Pacific Distributora Associa tion Gets Another Hacker. “ Buffet” Service Passes. M i t,. R o m e FADELESS DYES C olot m o re ro o d s b rig h te r a n d fa* tar c o lo rs th a n a n y o th e r d y e. O ne 10c p a c k e r * c o l o n silk , w o o l a n d o k : on e q u a lly w a ll an d la r u a r a n te e d to g ive p e rfe c t re su lts. A M d e u r , o r w e w ill u n d p o stp a id a : 10c a p a c k s e e . \ \ ;te for fre e b o o k le t h o w to d y e. b leach a n d m ix c o lo n . MONROE D R U G COM PANY. Q uj uincy. Ilim ola. Spokane, Wash. — All tran sco n ti nental railroad lines op eratin g in this sta te have discontinued the sale of in toxicatin g liquor on th e ir train s. This will end the " b u ffe t service” on the O riental lim ited, of the G reat N orth e rn ; the Columbian and Olym pian, of the Chicago, M ilwaukee & St. Paul, and th e N orth Coast lim ited, of the N orthern Pacific. " M The winner is always the person who possesses a keen appetite, and enjoy3 perfect digestion—whose liver is active and bowels regular. The sickly per son lacks the stamina and strength n e c e s s a ry to win. They should try Senate Investigation Likely to Cause 13376540 Laws Proposed Requiring All “ Lob byists” to Register—Prohibit “ Making” of Sentiment. W ashington, D. C.—N eith er P resi dent Wilson nor the Dem ocratic m ana gers of the two branches of congress can estim ate w hat effect the sen ate’s rem arkable “ lobby in v estig a tio n " will have upon the progress o f the tariff ! ■ It tones, strengthens and Wt bill, the currency reform plan, or rebuilds theentiresystem. other business of congress. Begin today. L a i d substitutes. In the six days of g rillin g to which it has subjected senators them selves the in v estig atin g com m ittee has se cured inform ation and opened channels Out Of Date. of investigation th a t are likely to have M ajor Bankstick (of the Indian an im portant influence upon the whole arm y )—“Tell your sc o u tm a ste r that, now I’m home, I shall be pleased to course of legislation in the future. help him, if he’d like it, with field Progress on the tariff bill has not work and so on.” H orace (of the Boy been hindered by the lobby investiga S couts)—“Thanks, awfully, dad, but-^ tion, but it is believed th a t before the e r—are you quite up-to-date?—d rill’* reconstructed Underwood bill finally altered a lot since you were home gets into th e senate for debate the ; last.”—Punch. lobby investigation will have become a direct issue in the fight. None of the alleged “ lobbyists” has been ques tioned as yet, but facts brought out by ; senators on the w itness stand and the may be either a transient or per course the com m ittee has determ ined manent affliction, arising from on for the future m ake it clear th at some error in diet or as a result congress will be urged to consider of constantly weak digestion. these issu e s; A reg istratio n law requiring every For temporary and obstinate cases " lo b b y ist,” legislative agent or other the best relief is person who comes to W ashington to influence legislation to identify him self and the in te rests he represents at once. The condem nation, and possible pro hibition, o f the present system of “ m anufacturing se n tim e n t” in a sta te 1 to influence th a t s ta te ’s senators or Won Papa's Dollar. rep resentatives on certain legislative M artha’s school report card had very m atters. low m arks. H er father prom ised her Already three bills have been intro a dollar if she got a hundred in any duced in the senate to require regis thing. Shortly a fte r th a t she fell sick. tratio n of lobbyists. W hen th e doctor had taken her tem p erature the m other asked him w hat the tem perature was. “A hundred TABLOID “ BOOZE” IS OFFERED and four,” was the reply. “ M other,” cried M artha, “ I have won the dollar Maine Drinkers Gladdened by New from papa. I’ve got over a hundred.** HOSTETTER'S . STOMACH BITTERS. CONSTIPATION Way to Circumvent Laws. New Breed of Dairy Cattle. Bangor, Me.—A Maine sheriff m ight] A new breed of dairy cattle known find a barrel of beer or even a ju g of as the Illaw arra breed has been de whiskey, b u t he cannot find a beer veloped in N m South Wales. It was lozenge or a cocktail tab let, and over obtained by crossing Shorthorns, th a t glad fa c t the th irsty of this sta te L onghorns, Devons and Ayrshires. T his new breed of cattle has become are rejoicing now. a favorite for dairying in the Illaw arra For a tabloid booze drum m er h a s 1 district, New South W ales, though It come to Maine and is doing a rushing is hardly known in Am erica.—Farm business in condensed drinks of all and Fireside. kinds, from plain whisky to cocktails, and from beer to gin fizzes. The I When Your Eyes Need Care drum m er carries a considerable stock T r y M u r in e E y e R e m e d y * N o S m a r t i n g — F e e l s of tab lets w ith him for im m ediate de F i n e — A c t s Q u i c k l y . T r y i t f o r Ki «l, W e a k , W a te r y E y e s a n d G r a n u la te d E y e lid s . I llu s mand and arranges for fu rth e r and un t r a t e d B o o k i n e a c h Package* M u r in e la co m p o u n d e d b y o a r O cu U hi . s n ot a “ P a te n t M ed lim ited supplies by mail. i c i n e ” — b u t u s e d In s u c c e s s f u l P h y s ic ia n s ’ Prao- a r s . N uw d e d ic a te d to t h e P u b - Nobody here knows anything about c u e a n f o d r s o m ld a n b y y y D e ru ggist s a t 26c a n d 60c p e r B ott le. the constituent elem ents o f the tab M a r in e Myo S a lv o in A s e p tic T u b e s , 25c a n d 60c. lets, but nobody cares, so long as they M u rin e E ye R e m e dy C o ., C h ic a g o produce som ething th a t looks and ( Tracing Journey of Storks. tastes like liquor. The tablets come [ putting rings on the legs of in little paper boxes or glass bottles sto By rk s about to m igrate southw ard of a dozen each, and the price varies. from countries in northern Europe, A small vial of tab le ts costing 13 w here they spend the warm mourns, cents, dissolved in a gallon o f w ater, it has been found th at they often go w ith o ther ingredients costing 5 0 ; all the way to South Africa, usually cents, m akes a gallon of w hat passes passing around the east end of the for whisky, a t a total cost o f 63 cents. ] M editerranean instead of across the sea. K Militant Suffragette Dies. London — Emily W ilding Davison, first m arty r to the m ilita n t efforts of women to obtain the suffrage, died a t the Epsom hospital as the result of a fracture of the skull sustained in an a tte m p t to stop the k in g ’s horse, An- mer, during the running of the Derby on Wednesday last. Only th e m atron of the hospital and two nurses were present a t the deathbed. A few m om ents before her death two comrades draped the screen su r rounding the cot w ith the fateful col ors of the W omen’s Social and P o liti cal Union, which she wore when she made her sensational a tte m p t to in te rfe re w ith the g re at classic of the B ritish turf. “ Woman” Escapes Bandits. Douglas, A riz .—George B ogartis, a M exican-Am erican rancher o f w ealth, a ttrib u te s his personal sa fety and the possession of his money to his success a t fem inine im personation. Captured near Oputo, Sonora, B ogartis was or dered to pay $5000 for his life. He took the bandits to his ranch house and told them to w ait outside while he went a fte r the money. In the house he put on women’s clothing and secreting his money in his clothing, ^boldly passed through the picket lines which had been placed around the prem ises. Stefanason la Pleased. V ictoria, B. C.—V ilhjalm ar Stefans- son, the A rctic explorer, arrived at E squim alt and took charge o f the work of-preparing the expedition which he will lead into the A rctic th is sum m er for scientific research under the aus pices of the Canadian governm ent. A fte r a conference w ith C aptain Rob e rt B a rtle tt, who will command the old w haler K arluk, on which Stefans- son party will sail, Mr. Stefansson said he w as well pleased w ith Rain Makes Crops Glad. T opeka— More than an inch of rain the preparations m ade for the expe was reported in Southern and South dition. eastern K ansas W ednesday, bringing Lightning Destroys Inn. g re at re lief to crops which, it was feared, would suffer heavily from dry Los A ngeles— When W. B. Dewey, w eather there. proprietor of the Sum m it Inn, on top From Tulsa, O kla., it was reported of Mount Baldy, a t an a ltitu d e of 10,- th a t show ers in th a t section had 200 feet, made his first trip to the ho broken a hot wave extending over tel since last December, he found only five days and which had threatened the blackened stone walls and charred tim bers. The fa c t th a t the peak is snow oats and potato crops. bound during the w inter m onths makes Invention Brings Pardon. it certain th a t a bolt o f lightning W ashington, D. C.— P resident W il struck the building and set it on fire, son pardoned Dr. Theodore K haras, of for it is known th a t several storm s E lm ira, N. Y .f sentenced a t Omaha, passed over it this spring. N eb., to four m onths in jail and to Quebec Has Earthquake. pay a fine ot $300 for alleged misuse I.achute, Que. — An earthquake of the m ails, in connection w ith the selling o f stock o f a company prom ot shock was experienced here a t 12:39 It lasted about two ing an invention. Since his convic a. m. Sunday. tion th e invention is said to have m inutes, but no serious dam age re sulted. proved successful. Must Be in the Balkans. She—“Anyhow, you m ust ndm lt he is a well-bred man. Did you notice his knowledge of A ristotle?” He—“I did, and if you w ant my tru e opinion, I don’t believe he’s ever been there.” Men— and Vaudeville. All men may be divided into two classes—those who like vaudeville and those who can stand it when they are drunk.—S m art Set Magazine. Has Temperament. W hen a girl is intense th a t m eans her m other needn’t expect much help with the housework. EXPERIENCE OF MOTHERHOOD Advice to Expectant Mothers The experience of Motherhood ia a try ing one to m ost women and m arks dis tinctly an epoch in th. ir lives. Not one woman in a hundred is prepared or un derstands how to properly care for her self. O f course nearly every woman nowadays has medical trea tm e n t a t such times, b u t many approach the experi ence with an organism unfitted for the trial of stren g th , and when it is over her system has received a shoek from which it is hard to recover. Following rig h t upon this comes the nervous strain of caring fo r the child, and a distinct change in the m other results. There is nothing more charm ing than a happy and healthy m other of children, and indeed child-birth under the right conditions need be no hazard to health or beauty. 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