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N ot a dr^p of Alcohol Doctors prescribe very little, if any, alcohol these days. They prefer strong tonics and altera tives. This is all in keeping with modern medical science. It explains why Ayer’s Sar saparilla is now made entirely free from alcohol. Ask your doctor. Follow his advice. W # p u b lis h o u r fo rm u las W s b a n ish alcohol fro m o u r 010(11011100 W o u rg o y o u to o o n o u it y o u r d o c to r vers U nless there is daily action of the bow els, poisonous products are absorbed, causing headache, biliousness, nausea, dyspepsia. We wish you would ask your doctor about correcting your constipation by taking laxative doses of Ayer’s Pills. —— Marte tv,*» T r. I « ... r>- r->waM. M ass.— • P oitr’» Dilemma. Thomas W. Lawson, the financier, w as talk in g to a reported about a New York cap italist, says the St. Louis Globe- Democrat. “ W ell,” said Mr. Lawson, “ I have heard th a t man tell the tru th once or tw ice. H e can tell the tru th , I adm it, b u titd o e s n ! t come natural to him. He reminds me of the Russian m ujik. “ A Russian m ujik sa t one day in the ante room of the m ilitary commis sioner of his town. There was an anx ious frown on his face. A friend approached and s a id : “ ‘W h at’B the m atter, PoitrT ’ “ ‘I am w orried,’ P o itr answered, ‘about my son. I don’t known w hat to say when the comm issioner asks m e about his age. You see, if I make him out younger than he is he will be sen t back to school, and if I m ake him o u t older th ey ’ll stick him in the arm y. W hat the deuce am I to do?’ “ ‘How would i t d o ,’ said the friend, thoughtfully, ‘if you told the com m issioner his exact a g e .? ’ ” P o itr slapped is leg and laughed de lightedly. “ ‘The very th in g !’ he cried. ‘I never thought of th a t.’ ’’ BEST BLUING MADE. T w enty years’ experience back ot R E D CROSS BALI, BLUE. Every housewife th a t uses It will have no other. It Is the only blue th a t Is all blue. Liquid bluing Is discarded forever a fte r RED CROSS BALL BLUE Is tried. Makes clothes clear and white. L arge package 10 cents. AT ALL G R O C E R S . _____________ “ W illy,” said mamma, severely, as noted his dilapidated condition, “ you’ve been fighting a g a in .” “ Yes, m am m a.” “ And didn’t you prom ise me th a t when you wanted to h it anyone you would alw ays stand still and count a hundred?” “ So I did, mamma. And th is is w hat Jack y Jones did while I was counting.” — London Chronicle. Bhe m om s sii no ________ Chronic, Nervous and f emale Diseases Meadow Glade Osteopathic Sanitarium h .U C C M Pkr— a Battle Ground, Wash. i Conservative* Win by Big Majority in Canadian Parliam ent Annexa tion Talk Blamed. M ontreal, Canada—The L au rier gov ernm ent and reciprocity suffered an overw helm ing d e fea t in the Canadian elections Thursday. By a political landslide the L iberal m ajority of 43 w as sw ept aw ay and the Conservative p arty secured one of the heaviest m ajorities, upward of 50, th a t any Canadian p arty has ever had. Seven cabinet m in iste rs who have served w ith P rem ier L au rier were among the defeated candidates. The L iberals lost ground in prac tically every province of the dominion. W here the C onservatives won th eir m ajo rities were trem endous. O ntario, the leading province of Canada, de clared alm ost unanim ously a g ain st the adm inistration and reciprocity. R. L. Borden, leader o f the Con serv ativ e party, will shortly become the prim e m in ister o f Canada. He will be supported in parliam ent by a w orking m ajority o f m em bers fa r more than ample for his purposes. The governm ent d e fea t m eans th a t the Fielding-Knox reciprocity a g ree m ent, ratified by the A m erican con gress in e x tra session, will not be in troduced when the T w elfth parliam ent assem bles next month, and th a t a re vised basis of trad e w ith the U nited S tates, looking to closer commercial relations, will not be possible in the im m ediate future. The C onservatives are com m itted to a policy of trade expansion w ithin the em pire and a closed door a g ain st the U nited States. Although re-elected in two c o n stit uencies in Quebec, the d e fea t of the L iberal party also m eans the re tire m ent from public life of S ir W ilfrid L aurier, who for nearly two decades has directed the d estinies of the do minion. Several tim es during the b itte r cam paign which preceded this election the venerable prem ier said th a t d e fea t o f his p arty a t the polls m eant the end of his career; th a t he never could con sen t to lead a m inority in opposition to a Conservative governm ent. A L iberal m em bership of 53 from Quebec was cut down to 36, which, taken alone, seriously threatened the suprem acy of the party . B ut i t was in O ntario th a t the C onservatives won th e ir g re a te st victory. W ITN ESS DISAPPEARS. WE BUY OLD GOLD A re c u re d w ith o u t th e k n ife . T horoughly eq u ip p e d S a n a to riu m . B e a u tifu l location. K ates t h e low est. W rite fo r lite ra tu re . N orthw est Will Soon M arket 100,000 C arloads P e r Year. Supporters of Reciprocity Turned Down by Larye Vote. Ha— I suppose you w ere fishing when Los Angeles Dynamiting C ase T akes New T urn. you caught me? She— W ell, I used to think so, but Los A ngeles—The sudden d ep artu re now I know I m ust have been bear from Albuquerque, N. M., o f an im hunting. p o rtan t w itness for the sta te in the coming M cNam ara tria l, was Reported by w ire here to the prosecution. H ig h e s t p ric e s paid fo r Silver, O ld J e w e lry , G old The w itness is D. K. D iekelm an T e e th , Etc. U N C L E M YEKS. F o rty y e a rs in P o rtla n d . 71 S ix th , b etw een O ak and Pine. who was night clerk a t the New Bal tim ore hotel in th is city Septem ber 29 1910, 48 hours before the Tim es e x A T * E N T * S P 1 ersonal G,VE S Y0U plosion, when a man reg istered there ervici ) as “ J . B. B ryce.” Diekelm an is said 0. 0. M AR TIN , « » o n arvici . 409 Chamber Gommar** Writ* frir Information by the au th o rities here to have iden ti 1 PORTLAND, ORE. m "innmaiiun fied J. B. M cNam ara la te r as the man who registered as “ B ry c e.” T T A T \ A XT C AND KODAK Recently Diekelm an le ft the employ I V V / U n l i O S U P P L I E S o f the hotel m anagem ent and has been W rite for catalo g n e« and lite ra tu re . Developing a nd p r in tin g Mail o rd ers given p ro m p t atte n tio n w orking for a railroad re sta u ra n t sys tem . He has been gradually w orking F o r tla n d P h o to S u p p ly C o. 149 T h ird S tre e t „ P O R T L A N D . ORE. his way E ast, it is said, and reached Albuquerque about th ree w eeks ago. The prosecution had ita agents w here they would keep in touch w ith him. Tumors, Goiters, Rheumatism APPLE B U SIN E SS GROWS ’.W arship Hits Liner. Southam pton, Eng. — The g re at steam ship Olympic, of the W hite S ta r line, larg e st lin e r in the world, which le ft Southam pton shortly before noon Thursday crowded w ith retu rn in g Am erican to u rists, lies off C alshot Castle, a t the en trance to Southam p t o n w ater, with a gaping hole in her side as the result o f a collision w ith the B ritish protected c ru iser H awke. Fortunately no lives w ere lost and of the 2,000 or m ore passengers and crews of the vessel none w ere injured. rn n rU n heartburn P 0 0 K a p p e t it e INDIGESTION COSTIVENESS MALARIA take the Bitters first. You will find it exceedingly helpful. Spokane, W ash. — “ It is no idle sta te m en t to say th a t in a com para tively few years there will be 100,000 carloads of apples m arketed from W ashington, Oregon, Idaho, and Mon tan a alone.” T his sta te m en t is contained in a le tte r received by the m anagem ent of the N ational Apple show from Howard E lliot, president of the N orthern P a cific R ailw ay company, forw arding a subscription of $1,000 for the railroad and $250 as a personal contribution to the fourth annual com petitive exposi tion and Enakops stre e t carnival, No vem ber 23 to 30. “ The N ational A pple show, by bringing to gether the best minds in the business, is a po te n t factor in helping to place the apple industry upon a sound, scientific and comm ercial b a sis,” Mr. E llio tt say9. “ The day of the commercial orchard has come, not alone in the W est, but all over the country, and men are g iving the same careful and thorough a tte n tio n to the production of a p p lts th a t is devoted to the m ak ing of steel or to any o th er business th a t is conducted w ith skill and in te l ligence. “ The study and atten tio n and care given to the production of fru it by the grow er, m ust, as tile production in creases, be supplanted by efforts for publicity as to the m any uses of the apple, by combined efforts for w ider m arkets and by additions to the pres e n t fa cilitie s for storage and tra n s portation. “ T herefore, i t will be necessary for the apple grow er to do w hat the grain grow er has done. This m eans th a t as the production increases the grow er m ust have fa c ilitie s a t his home or chard, a t th e nearby station and throughout the country to properly care for his crop to receive the best m ark e t p rice s.” Ceceitful. Senator Sutherland, o f U tah, ac cording to the S tar, said a t a luncheon in W ashington of a bill th a t had been d e fe a te d : “ I t deserved defeat, for it was full o f g ra ft. The g ra fte rs, in th e ir dis appointm ent over it, rem inded me of the heirs o f old George Sm ith “ Old George Sm ith was a m illion aire, and his nephews and nieces had done very little hustling since th eir childhood because they expected to in h erit all his money. “ Well, old Sm ith died In due course and a short tim e a fte r his death I m et one o f his nephews. “ ‘So your uncle is no m ore, I said. W hat did he leave?’ The nephew answ ered w ith a b itte r LIVE ST O C K W ORTH S 9 l,6 2 9 ,4 0 O ■neer: “ ‘A golden-haired young widow, of whose existence we had never Dr, W ithycombe o f O. A. C. Tells Interesting Facts at Banquet. dream ed.’ ” Oregon A gricultural College, Cor Shake In to Y ou r Shoes vallis—T h at the annual live stock pro A llen's F o o t-E a s e , a p o w d e r f o r t h e f e e t. I t cu re* duction of the s ta te is w orth $91,689,- p a in fu l, sw o llen , s m a r tin g , s w e a tin g f e e t. M akes new show* e a sy . S o ld by all D ru g g la te a n d Shoe 400, w as sta te d by Dr. Jam es W ithy Store#. D o n 't a c c e p t a n y s u b s titu te . S a m p le combe, d irector o f the experim ent sta F R E E . A d d re s s A . 8 . O lm sted. L e Roy, N . Y. tions a t the S ta te A gricultural Col U sually the best way to use n itra te lege, in an address a t the annual ban o f soda for a fe rtiliz e r is to pulverize quet of the Oregon Pure Bred Live it so th a t th ere are no large rolls, and Stock association a t the S tate fair. H is s ta tistic s w ere as follows: sow it in the dry form. I f i t is to 'b e used on garden, or grain crops, then 673,750 c a ttle valued a t $13,475,000; broadcast it and harrow or cultivate 175.000 dairy cows a t $7,000,000; the land a t once, and g et it into the 295.000 horses a t $432,538,000; 8,670 soil. If in the orchard or sm all fru it m ules a t $1,040,400; 2,401,000 sheep plantation, then sc a tte r i t around the a t $9,604,000; 324,000 hogs a t $3,- individual plants and rak« it in w ith a 888,000; 220,000 goats a t $880,000; rake, or c u ltiv ate it in w ith a shallow 20,000,000 pounds of wool a t $4,000,- cultivator. We usually recommend 000; 880,000 pounds of m ohair a t from three-fourths to one h alf a pound $264,000; d airy products a t $14,000,- of n itra te of soda per old apple tree, 000; and poultry a t $5,000,000, m ak and from one ounce to th ree ounces ing a t total of $91,689,400. C. L. H aw ley of the college board per young apple tree. G reat care m ust be used in ^using it, o r it will o f regents w as reelected president a t the annual m eeting, and H. C. M arris burn the plants. was m ade secretary. The m eeting Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regulate w as addressed by Prof. Carlysle of and invigorate stomaeh, liver and bow Idaho, Prof. Van P e lt of Iowa, and els. Sugar-coated, tiny, granules, easy P resid en t W. J . K e rr of O. A. C. P resident K e rr spoke on the advan to take. Do not gripe. tag e of ag ricu ltu ral education, the In charcoal-burning stum ps, i f hol necessity of g e ttin g the boys in te r lows are in them , these should be filled ested in farm ing early, and o ther farm w ith d irt sufficiently to prevent the problem s. d ra ft from coming through the hollow, and the heat escaping th a t way. ROYAL HIGH CLERK FOR O. A. C U sually cedar stum ps grow on w et, swam py soils, and we have found it Fine Additions to College Swine Herd very hard to burn them, except in the Bought at S ta te Fair. very dry season, and then the land Oregon A gricultural College, Cor should be well drained before a t tem pting it. I t is im possible to burn vallis— Royal High C lerk, last y e a r’s champion B erkshire boar a t the sta te into the w ater. fa ir, which also won a second this y ear a t Salem, has ju st been bought “ The woman who did the shooting by the Oregon A gricultural college is an actress, o f course? I from Barrows & Davenport, of C rab “ N o.” tree, Ore., for the purpose of sta rtin g “ A uthoress, th en ? ” ! a new B erkshire herd on the college “ No, ju s t an ordinary individual.” farm . He is one of the finest B erk “ H u m ," said the city e d ito r; “ that shire boars in Oregon. is a b igger sensation than I th o u g h t.” E ig h t small pigs w ere also pur — W ashington Herald. chased by the college for use on the dem onstration train which is to go up Craw ford—You say th is contrivance through Sherm an, Gilliam and Morrow j counties, through the dry farm in g sec is an entirely original invention? T here are two of Crabshaw — Why, man, i t ’s some tion, in October. th in g th a t w asn’t even in use among each of the four breeds, Poland China, the Chinese thousands of y ears ago.— B erkshire, C hester W hite and Duroc New York Tim es. J e rsey . _________________ WOMAN ESCAPES OPERATION Railroad Has Big Deficit. New York — The annual rep o rt of the Missouri Pacific railroad for the y ear ending June 30, 1911, shows a deficit of $5,232,539. Gross earnings decreased only $242,544, the total be ing $52,776,592. O perating expenses increased $5,782,564. N et income Elwood, In d .—“ Y o u r rem edies have shows a decrease of $6,657,216, w ith cured me and I have only tak en six bottles of L ydia E. P in k ham ’s Vegeta a decrease in the n et surplus of $7,- ble Com pound. I 991,950. The surplus, which was was s i c k t h r e e $16,655,587 a y ear ago, has been re m onths a n d could duced to $9,148,252. The St. I-ouis n o t w a lk . I suf & Iron M ountain's surplus is cut from fered a ll th e tim e. The d o c to rs said I $1,425,297 to $111,968. could n o t g et well r«AI8E FRUIT *«• BERRIES w ithout a n opera IN YIOI OWN 6 AOOEN 2 ,0 0 0 Chinese are Slain. tion, f o r Z c o u ld To« win C heng-tu—I t is estim ated th a t a to h a r . l v sta n d the R ed u ce y a s r enet i f living; h av e freeher. tal of 2,000 insu rg en ts besieging pains in m y shirs, b e tto r p ro d u c t« *dd to life * e n jo y m en t; I e n h a n c e your p ro p e rty ’* value; fre l better, especially m y right C heng-tu have been killed. The fore look b etter, d e e p b elter. 4 e b e tte r W e M i l I one, a n d dow n my ign residents have not y e t been able to ire«*, th ru ha. bnsbe«, »inea, plant* on th e rig h t leg. I began theory Ib a l ’•<•*0*1 n lan ta w ell rooted leave the capital. Chao E hr Feng, to feel b e tte r w hen I had ta k e n only m ak e fo o d friend* w ell «otto* m ilitary commander o f Cheng-tu, r e Ov tery* W mmtt/Sl MMief. ./Vw fm t one bottle of Com pound, b u t kept on y. (tkeMd M ie rr«ry 4 mm ports th a t the insurgents have o rg a n as I was a fra id to sto p too soon.” —Mrs. ized posses of a rtille ry and are num er B a d i e M u l l e n , 2728 N . B . S t., EL k r AKIM A VALLCINHMCIY CO.j T e p p e n tx h . W ik b iU ftM l , ically strong. As fa st as one force is wood, Ind. Mar« i a M M i R' m W | disposed of oth ers appear, he said. W hy will w om en ta k e chances with Refugees arriv in g here from the dis a n operation o r drag o u t a sickly, turbed d istric ts of Sze-Chuen report half-hearted existence, m issing three- th a t they received fa irly good tr e a t fo u rth s of the joy of living, when they can find h e alth in Lydia E . l ’inkham 's m ent while traveling. V egetable C om pound '( F o r th irty years i t h a s been the Colony L oses S 3 8 .0 0 0 . Standard rem edy fo r fem ale ills, and E v erett, W ash.— A ju ry decided has cured thousands of wom en who th a t W. A. Alloway and w ife w ere have been tro u b led w ith sue*’ » e n ts as displacem ents, In fla m m s rn ^ The Dawn of Scientific Knowledge still m entally incom petent to handle ulceration, fibroid tum ors, irregular* th e ir affairs, and by th is verdict fru s Learn a Profession where the de tra te d Alloway’s intention to tak e $3,- ties, periodic pains, backache, tndige»- tion, and nervous p ro stratio n . mand is g re a te r than the supply. 000 to C alifornia and give i t to I f you h a v e th e slig h te st don*>$ Prophetess F a n e tta W eiss, of the so- th a t L yd ia K. I’in h h a m ’s Vego« honorable. Dignified, Lucrative ta b le C om pound wi l l h elp you, called C hristian Assembly colony. W rite fo r L i te r a tu r e and in fo rm atio n . I t will Alloway has already given her about w r ite to Mrs. 1’inkliarn a t Lynn, ko to Y O U R a d v a n ta g e . Y ou r letter In v alid s and o th e rs need in g skilled t r e a tm e n t $40,000 and she has taken seven of his M ass., fo r ad vice. w ill be a b so lu te ly cunllclcL tiai, w r ite fo r p a rtic u la rs . children and nine o th er persons from a n d th e a d v ic e tr e e . 409 Common wealth Rldg., Portland, Or. here to the colony. WasCured by LydiaE. Pink- barn’sVegetable Compound She— B ut how did you m ake the ac quaintance of your second husband? B ertha— It was q u ite rom atic. I was out w alking w ith my first when my second landed on him w ith an aero plane.— M ilwaukee D aily News. Chappie — Have a c irg a re tte , old m an ?” Sapleigh— No; I don’t smoke fool- k illers. C happie— W ell, I don’t blam e you for refu sin g to take chances. “ W hat has become o f th a t man who said Mars is h a b ita b le ? ” “ He m ade the m istake of convinc ing too m any people. T here w asn’t enough skepticism to keep up a fairly in te restin g controversy.” — W ashing ton S tar. COLONY HOUSE IS PORTABLE W il l A cc o m m o d a te A n y w h e re F ro m 25 to 100 F o w l» — P u lle d b y T e a m o f H orae». The colony house Is a portable house th at will accomm odate auyw here from 25 to a hundred fowls, and small enough to be pulled readily by a team of horses. It Is not desirable to keep more than 100 fowls In a colony house. A house 7x12 feet, if properly ventilated, will be large enough for 50 fowls. It is very essential th at the house should provide a copious supply of fresh air at all tim es, but there should be no draughts of cold air oo the fowls at night. A low tem perature Is not necessarily injurious; It Is the extrem es of heat and cold that should be avoided. The danger of keeping large flocks in small, close houses lies largely In the difference In tem pera tu re betw een the air of the house at night and the outside air. The house became» warm from the body heat of the fowls at night, and the sudden change of tem perature to which they are exposed when let out in the morn ing is the cause of many of the colds and much of so-called “roup” in the average flock On the other hand, a roomy house with a relatively small num ber of fowls in it. having glass windows in the south, will have a high tem perature during the day from the sun shining ou the glass, while at night there will be a sharp fall In temp- perature, chilling the fowls and pro ducing colds. T here Rhould be no great variation of tem perature in the house between night and day. The m ost practicable way of over coming this difficulty is to leave one end of the house largely open. In a colony houFo with 50 fowls the space usually occupied by the door would be left open night and day For protec tion from wild anim als a door made of poultry netting can be used, closing it at night and opening it in the morn ing. In sections where the snow drifts badly the door may be covered with a burlap or some light fabric that will adm it the air and at the same tim e keep the snow out. The fram e of the house may be two by four stuff covered with elding. In place of sid ing common boards with battens over the cracks may be used. The roof may be of shingles or of a good quality of roofing paper. E xperim ents at the Utah agricultural experim ent station showed good results with the colony open front house during cold weather. The body warm th of the fowls Is re lied upon to keep the tem perature of the house above th at of outdoors, and at the sam e tim e the cloth window or curtain front adm its a coupious sup ply of fresh air. The open front may be adapted to the stationary house, as well as to the colony house. The colony houses should be kept far enough apart and moved often enough to give the fowls clean, fresh ground to range over. HAY GROWN FOR THE MARKET T here le Alwaye Demand for Clean T lm o th y an d It Will Bring Price Beyond Feeding Value. Women s Secrets There is one man in the United States who ha* perhaps heard more women’s secrets than any other man or woman in the country. These secrets are not secrets of guilt or shame, bul (he secrets of suffering, and they have been confided to Dr. R. V. Pierce in the hope and expectation of advice and help. That few of these women have been disappointed in their ex pectations is proved by the fact that ninety-eight per cent, o f ■11 women treated by Dr. Pierce have been absolutely and altogether cured. Such a record would be remarkable if the cases treated were numbered by hundreds only. But when that record applies to the treatment of more than half-a* mil lion women, in a practice of over 40 years, it is phenomenal, end entitles Dr. Pierce to the gratitude accorded him by women, as the first of specialists in the treatment of women’s diseases. Every sick woman may ronsult Dr. Pierce by letter, absolutely without charge. All replies are mailed, sealed in perfectly plain envelopes, without ■ay printing or advertising whatever, upon them. Write without fear as with* out fee, to World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Dr. R. V. Pierce, Prest., Buffalo, N . Y. D R . P I F . R C E ’9 F A V O R IT E P R E S C R IP T IO N IRalxca WoaU. Women Btrong, Slolx v o / omen o i l . Ministerial Piracy, T rapped. Dr. C. W. Aked, the famous m inis Mayor Gaynor was talk in g to a New York correspondent of the W ashington ter, responded to [the toast of “ Elo S ta r about a fam ous robbery case quence” a t a banquet a t San F rancis w herein a crim inal had been convicted co. “ B ut it is b e tte r to be s ile n t,” said by m eans of the B ertillon system of Dr. Aked in concusión, “ than to be finger prints alone. “ I t rem inds m e ,” said the mayor, eloquent by u n fa ir means. “ T here was once a divine whose " o f a story about a parson. This parson had a fine orchard, and one good w ife said to him : “ ‘Jam es, dear, the Rev. Dr. T enth sum m er, ju s t when the B ertillon sys tem came out, the orchard was robbed. ly has m ade over $200 by the publica You The only clew le ft was the ro b b er’s tion of a volume of sermons. finger p rin t on an over-ripe peach. preach much b e tte r than Dr. Tenthly, W hy not p rin t a few of your The parson had a photographic en dear. largem ent of the finger p rin t made. serm ons?’ “ ‘My love,’ the man w hispered Then, w ith th is enlargem ent under his arm , he accosted in the m ain stre e t hoarsely, ‘they were all printed long the m an whom he suspected of the a g o .’ ” th eft. T h ere ’s another movem ent on in “ ‘P e te ,’ he said, ‘somebody robbed New York to pay school teachers a l my orchard last n ig h t.’ “ Pete took his pipe from his mouth. m ost h alf as much as policemen and He gulped nervously. ‘Is th a t so, nearly as much as cro ssirg sw eepers. T his is an age of exti av ag a n ce !— s ir ,' he said. “ ‘Yes, Pete, th a t ’s so,’ said the Louisville C ourier-Journal. parson; ‘but the th ie f le ft his mark behind, and I shall easily trace h im .’ “ ‘Yes, sir? ’ said Pete huskily, and he cleared his th ro at. “ ‘Yes. Do you see this, P e te ? ’ And the preacher held before the m an’s eyes the huge enlargem ent of F in e s t in Q u a L t y . L a r g e s t in V a r i e t y . the finger print. They m eet evurj re q u ire m e n t fo r (’leaning u u d “ P eter, beholding the photograph, ' polishing shoo* o f m l k ind* a n d color*. m ade a gesture of despair. " ‘I see there h a in 't no use denyin’ w ot I done,’ he said. ‘Ye got the bulge on me, parson. I pinched yer fru it, and no m istake. B ut I certainly would like to know, though, w here ye got th a t there im pression o f my cor duroy p a n ts .’ ” WMemorek j F /Shoe Polishes A household once supplied w ith H am lins W izard Oil is seldom allowe f to be w ithout it. In case of sudden mishap or accident it takes the place of th e old fam ily doctor. B arber—“ Did I ever shave you be fore, sir? Custom er—“ Yes, once.’’ B arber — “ I don’t rem em ber your fa c e .” C ustom er—“ No I suppose not. I t ’s all healed up now .” f l l l . T K I H iE th e o n ’r lad le s sh<*e d ressin g th a t positively c ontain* O IL black* a n d po lish es J u lie s ’ a n d c h ild re n ’» boot* a n d »hoes, » b i n e s w i t lio n I r u b b i n g , ¡¿V. “ F rench G loss,” IOC. |) \ \ |» Y co m b in a tio n fo r c le a n in g a n d polishing all kin Is o f russ**t o r t a n shoe«, 25c. “ S ta r ” size, 100. E L IT E co m b in atio n fo r g e n tle m e n w ho ta k a p rid e in h a v in g th e ir shoes look A 1. R estore* color a nd lu stre to all bluck shoe*. P olish w ith a b ru sh or cloth, 25c. BABY E L IT E size 10c. If yo u r d e a le r doc* n o t keep the k in d you wan% send us hi* a d d re ss uud th e p ric e lu »tum ps fog a fu ll size package. “ I hadn’t been talk in g w ith him WHITTEMORE BROS. & CO., three m inutes before he called me an 2 0 - 2 6 A l b a n y 3 t . , C a m b r i d g o , M a s s . 2he O ldest a n d L a rg e st M a n u ja ctu rera o j ass. W hat sort of a person is he? Shoe J'ul¿sites in the W orld. ( B y W . M . K E L L E Y .) “ W ell, I never knew him to tell a Tim othy hay should be grown for lie .” m arket every time. The m arket wants R E L IE V E S clean tim othy and will pay a price SO RE far beyond Its feeding value; for that I V u i i s : M S a la t i EYES reason It pays to grow w hat the mar* ket calls for. Caddie—A flipunder the lug:, sir— If we grow the best tim othy we m orning, sir—got it from a small boy. m ust plow our ground early and give Golfer—Good. L e t’s see—er— w hat It a thorough tillage for a num ber of did you give him for it? weeks before the field Is needed. The Caddie—A flip under the lug, sir— m ineral fertilizers should be thor Punch. oughly mixed with the soli and put “ Why do they call these d e n tists’ down where they will be within reach of the g reat bulk of feeding roots and offices dental p arlo rs?’’ asked Sm ith of not on the surface where they will his friend. “ Why, parlor is the old-fashioned a ttra c t a growth of feeding roots and consequently shut off their supply of name for draw ing-room .” — P resb y ter food If a drouth occurs. T his is of ian Standard. unusual Im portance In applying fer o th e r s w lU L a d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o th in g tilizers to small grains and grass B M yrup t h e b e s t ro m e d v t o us« fo i t h e i r c u il u i o i crops because the crops cannot be l u r i n g t h e t e e t h i n g p e r io d . cultivated to conserve m oisture. “ Why d id n 't you go to see the coro We seed tim othy about the second week In August without a nurse crop. nation, Bilboy? “ Do the E nglish flock over here to We apply one half bushel of seed to the acre with a common wheelbarrow spend th e ir money when there is a seeder and cover It with a w eeder or presidential inau g u ratio n ?’’— Buffalo sm oothing harrow and finish with a Express. land roller to even the surface and Said an English clerg y m an : “ P a bring up m oisture so th a t the seeds will germ inate quickly to make an triotism is the backbone of the B rit ish E m pire; and w hat we have to do even stand. Can this system of growing hay be is to train th a t backbone and bring it continued w ithout Injury to the land? to the fro n t.” — C hristain R egister. Why not? The use of chem icals P rofessor’s w ife—You haven’t k iss grows humus. Manures are composed largely of humus. W hat difference ed me for a week. Professor (absently) Are you sure? does It make w hether we grow humus right on the field or haul it there? Then who—who the dickens have I T heorists say w m ust haul It, but I been kissing? believe If we keep our soils filled She— “ I t is a wom an’s lot to sufTer with grass roots that are fed by chem ical plant foods It Is possible to m ain in silen ce.” He— “ I should put it d iffere n tly .” tain the fertility of g rass land. S h e—“ How, p ra y ? ” H e—“ A silent woman Suffers a lo t.” The C urrant Worm. W atch the c u rran ts and the goose The Meekest Man. P N U N o. 3 9 - ' l l berries for the cu rran t worm. As Our notion of the meekest man Is toon as It appears, use parls green one who Is afraid to attem pt borrow Il K N w r itin g to a d v n r t i s e r i p l e a i * and lim e—enough parls green In the ing a part of his salary from his wife. m e n tio n t h i s papar. lime to give It a greenish tinge. Dust —Atchison Globe. over the plant while wet. If the worms appear n ear fruiting time, pick the fruit and then apply the poison, as It will otherw ise disfigure the f ru it ALCOHOL Vi Be Cured In Your Own Home “ I wish no pay for th is poem ,” re m arked the long-haired individual. f ired p rm a n e fly in sh o rt tim e a nd a* sm all cost hjr nan R h e u m a tis m , S to m ac h a n d ’I m erely subm it it as a com plim ent.” o f a (■<un', n trà tfs l m ineral w a te r. No Fake. S nd fo r Lay Tiles Now. I,u n q T ro u b le s, S k in D iseases te s tim o n ia ls a nd lite ra tu re . SI.00 tria l p ack ag e 25 rant* "T h en , my dear s i r ,” replied the Laying the drains should be done Address LANG’S ROCKY MOUNTAIN MINERAL WONDER COMPANY* editor, w ith tru e jo u rn alistic courtesy, 231 M ain S tr ic t. PO R TLA N D . OREGON. " p e rm it me to re tu rn the compli before the ground freezes. It is fin Ished quicker and Is easier work. Dig m e n t.” to depth of *wo and one half feet, as reports from Rotham stead experim ent A U T O S C H O O L station in England give th at as the L a * j b e i .M O N T best depth for the drains. Carefully M l S«r*asii Mirarti M* a èn rm i H f f l M Y" * ~ L vi 1 1 I B >»<< >T»r ■cal wart tel cm bt «ratee 4 . (I m lay the tiles, as poorly laid drain« get b f e wwk. é ë «re« m i brrw t •2.50, *3.00, *3 .5 0 4 «4.00 SHOES F t e r e«*p**d «adm Sia* t e v W clogged and the result Is a w ater log W O M E N w ear W A . D o u g l a s stylish, p e r f e c t ra s T a to tw 135 c t e 140 ged so il «■ralenti SIO «rr «tei. fittin g , e a s y w a l k i n g h o o t s , b e c a u s e t h e y g i v e The benefits derived by the soli BOMONT AUTO SCHOOL ft lo n g w e a r , s a m e a s W . L D o u g l a s M e n ’s s h o e s. from good drainage are Invaluable It CAXAGE Y V S rem oves excessive water, which THE STANDARD OF QUALITY causes puddling on a clay soil, and FO R O VER 30 YEA R S turns a w ater logged soil Into a warm and early soil. Spring rains warm up T h e workmanship which has m adeW . L. a well-drained soil, which favors the To N u m b er of E n tr is s fo r E a c h P e rso n Douglas shoes famous the world over is early growth of crops. Another ben in t h i s P r i i s C o n t e s t . maintained in every pair. efit Is aeration through the soil. Roots $ 5 0 For the Best Trademark In seeking food require oxygen, and If I could take you into my large factories the nutrifying bacteria flourish In such $ 2 5 For the Best Motto ■t Brockton, Mass., and show you how E n try in e a c h ela»* will b e s c le n ted w hich so il carefully W .L.D ouglas shoes are made, you b e a t a d v e rtis e * thi* s tr o n g , g ro w in g , v ig o r ou*. w e s te rn c o m p a n y w h ich w rite* a lib eral would then understand why they are w ar life in s u r a n c e p o lic y , c o n ta in in g a c c id e n t and Benefits of Lima. h e a lth fe a tu re « , a n d w hich lnve»t* Its fund* ranted to hold their shape, fit better and L iberal applications of lime may to help th e W ent. C o n te s t d o n e e S e p t 10. w n ' longer than any other make for the price S . B l a i w e m « . S 3 4 E Y a m h ill S t . be used to advantage by all vege W . L. D O U G NO L I M I T P o r t l a n d , C a n . A g t. Continental Liie Insurance ft In vestment Company w L IW k . Sell L.V. CD, table growers. It 1s an effective m eans of preventing m alnutrition dls eases and Is exceedingly Im portant In correcting soil acidity. CAUTION Th® .-»'■i"' H«w> w. L H r * " IMH riNin«. a m i y r i r * « t a m p c il oi I f y o n c s n n .t o b t a i n w ?. l*nnglriS shoe»» In y o u r t o w n , writ»* f >r «t-»l.>g « - n t d t r a c t O N ft I ’ \ l l t rtf m i B O Y a* * : t . ’. j O u r f r o m f a c t o r y t o t r e r c e r , *11 b a r j 1“* p r a p u t d W . L a l f O l *» w i l l p o s i t i v e l y o u t w a S f b U t b l . A S , I t . » t t p n r k M . , I t i o c k t o n , M a s s . T W O 1’A I U S o f o r d i n a r y b o y s ' s i t e « *