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About Estacada progress. (Estacada, Or.) 1908-1916 | View Entire Issue (March 30, 1911)
Spring Hum ors A .Greek Joke. A citizen of Cumat, on a donkey, passed by an orchard, and aaotng a branch of a flg tree loaded with de licious fruit he laid hold of It, but the donkey went on, leaving him sus pended. Just then the gardener came up and asked him what he did there. The man replied, “I fell off the don key.”—Clouston's "A Book of Noo- dies.” _________________ Come to moit people and cause many troubles,—pimples, bolts and other eruptions, besides loss of appetite, that tired feeling, biliousness. Indigestion and headache. The sooner you get rid of them the better, and the way to get rid of them and to build up the system is to take Hood’s Sarsaparilla The Spring Medicine par excellence as shown by unequaled, radical and permanent cures. Get It today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. M O H A I R W rit« Today for Pric«?* THE H. F NORTON CO. §13 and 315 Front St. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. 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BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS JU S T RIGHT CU0S5ETflDEVERSI PORTllNa ORE__Jl Colonial Meeting Houeee In Winter. In winter the colonial meeting house eras a cold place. It may be said that the congregation sat "shivering on the brink” of perdition. If the Icy temperature of the house and the ter rible doctrines of the sermon are to be taken together. Samuel Sewall notes that there was a "great cough ing” In the congregation; that the sacrament bread was frozen hard as pebbles, and pieces of It rattled as they fell In the pewter plates.— Bliss’s "SM - r » .......... •• F e a t s in C lim b in g . Not only have some of the peaks near Pontreslna been ascended this winter, but also some of the highest mountains In Switzerland, Including the Jungfrau. Peats in winter climb Ing are now often performed which a few years ago would have been consid ered Impossible. i Defy Decay. Cypreps water tanks have beet, known to defy decay for more than a quarter of ° _________________ NO DUST SWEEPING COMPOUND P eD ru ary. First Father—It must have cost you a lot to send your son to college Sec ond Father—It did. First Father— And what have you received In re turn? Second Father—My Bon. —Cor nell Widow. Gasoline and „ COFFEEC TEA SPICES W asCured by LydiaE. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound KUvood, Ind.—“ Your remedies have cured me and I have only taken sir bottles of Lydia E. I ’inkham's Vegeta- ble Compound. I was s ic lc t h r e e months and could n o t w a lk . I suf fered all the time. The doctors said I could not get well without an opera tion, f o r I could h a r d l y stand the pains in my sides, especially my right one, and down my ________________ right leg. I began to feel better when I had taken only one bottle of Compound, but kept on ns I was afraid to stop too soon.”—Mrs. S adie M c l l e x , 2728 N. 13. St., EU wond, Ind. Why will women take chances with nn operation or drag out a sickly, half-hearted existence, missing three- fourths of the joy of living, when they can find health In Lydia E. ITukham’s Vegetable Compound ?• For thirty years it has been the standard remedy fo r female ills, and has cured thousands of woman who have been troubled with such ail ments as displacements, inflammation, ulceration, fibroid tumors, irregulari ties, periodic pains, backache, indiges tion, and nervous prostration. I f you h a v e tlio s lig h te s t d o u b t t h a t L y d ia K . P ln k iio m ’» V eg e ta b le C o m p o u n d w ill h elp you, w rite to S irs. P in k h a n i a t L y n n , M ass., fo r ad v ice. Y o u r le tt e r w ill b e a b s o lu te ly c o n tid e titia l, a n d th e a d v ic e fr e e . Cleans and brightens Car pets. Rutrs. Linoleums and Floors. Absorbs the germ- laden dust. Saves dusting and beating carpets. Mr. Arnold and the American Lady. Matthaw Arnold was sitting In his study one morning when the butler showed In an American lady and a small boy. The lady said, "Qlad to make your acquaintance, Mr. Arnold. I have often heard of you. No don't trouble to apeak, air: I know how valuable your time is.” Then turning to the boy aba aald: “This la him, Lanny, the leading critic and poeL Somewhat fleshier than we had been led to expect!”—A. C. Benaon, In the Atlantic. Per bbl.. 200 Iba... $5.00 Per bbl.. 160 lb s. . . 4.00 75-lb. metal drum 2.50 Order by mail or through your grocer. CRESCENT CHEMICAL CO. 626 W ashington S t.. Portland. Or. ALG U H u L h ë e le y OPIUM—TOBACCO ( L u r e PORTLANI D .0 R E G O N FO R S A L E Habita PbaUlvel» C u n a . Onljr aothorUed Keclr» l a ttite le la Oroeoa. Wrlte fo t flleatrmted circolar. Irrigated truck, fruit and alfa lfa lands In the Rio Grand» Valley, to be watered by the Nin« Million D »liar Elephant B u tte Irriiration project being constructed by the U. S. 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P is ;— '7 .5 0 n i a r m ctm ods W i s e D e n t a l C o .,i» * . Painless Dentists The students lodged In the dorml tories and ate at the commons. The food then partaken of with thankful ness would now be looked upon as prison fare. At breakfast, which was served at sunrise In summer and at daybreak In winter, there were doled out to each student a small can of un settled cofTee, a size of biscuit, and a size of butter, weighing generally about an ounce. Dinner was the sta ple meal, and at thia each student was regaled with a pound of meat. Two days In the week, Monday and Thursday, the meat was boiled, and In college language, these were known as boiling days. On the remaining days the meat was roasted, and to them the nickname of roasting days, was fastened. With the flesh Went al ways two potatoes. When boiling days came round, pudding and cab bage, wild peas and dandelions were added. The only delicacy to which no stint was applied was the cider, a beverage then fast supplanting the sma.ll beer of the colonial days. This was brought to the mess In pewter cans which were passed from mouth to mouth, and, when emptied, were again replenished. For supper there was a bowl of milk and a size of bread. The hungry Oliver who wished for more was forced to order, or, as tne phrase went, "seize it,” from the kitchen.—McMaster’s History of the People of the United States. IN F A L L IB L E Pettits Eve Salve I S F O O R R E W E E Y A E K S The Power of Right. As I myself look at It, there Is no fault nor folly of my life—and both have been many and great—that does not rise up against me, and take away my Joy, and shorten my power of possession of sight, of understand ing. And every past effort of my life, every gleam of righteousness or good In it. Is with me now, to help me In my grasp of this art and Its vision. Bo far as I can rejoice In or Interpret either, my power is owed to what of right there Is In me. I dare to say It, that, because through all my life I have desired good and not evil; because I "have been kind to many; have wished to be kind to all; have willfully Injured none, and because I have loved much, and not selfishly; therefore, the morn ing light is yet visible to me on those hills, and you who read may trust my thought and word In such work as I have to do for you, and you will be glad afterward that you have trusted u them.—Ruskln. Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take as candy. SOUNDED ITS ( IS O ’S m r d iC ib sB & COLP I OW N KNELL Sqll Tolled as the Famous Old Cam panil« of Montauban Fall In Rulna. Th* town of Montauban. Francs, was proud of hla bell tower. It was New York Shirt-Waist Factory Fur built by a rich citizen In the alxteenth century and named for him ths bel nishes Death Harvest. fry of Lautler, nearly 100 feet tall Victims Nearly All Women and Girls, Who Meet Death in Flames or Leap to Pavement. New York, March, 27. One hun- ahd forty-eight persons, nine-tenths of them girls from the East Side, were crushed to death on the pavements, smothered by smoke or burned to crisp Saturday afternoon in the worst fire known since the steamer Slocum was burned to the w ater’s edge off North Brother island in 1904. One hundred and forty-one bodies have been removed from the ruins and seven of the injured died in hospitals. This, it is believed, completes the list of dead, most of whom are uniden tified. Grief-crazed relatives besieged the morgue as the bodies were laid out. Nearly, if not all, of the victims were employed by the Triangle Waist com pany on the eight, ninth and tenth floors of a 10-story loft building at 23 Washington place, on the western fringe of the downtown wholesale dis trict. Partners of firm, Isaac Harris and Max Blanc, escaped, carrying with them over an adjoining roof Blanck’s two young daughters and a governess. There was not an outside fire escape on the building. How the fire started will probably never be known. A corner on the eighth floor was its point of origin and only the three upper floors were swept. On the ninth floor 50 bodies were found, 63 or more persons were crushed to death by jumping, more than 30 clogged the elevator shafts. Loss to property will not exceed $100,000. Pedestrians going home through Washington place at 4:50 o’clock were scattered by the whiz of something rushing through the air before them; there was a horrible thud on the pave ment and a body flattened on the flag stones. Wayfarers on the opposite side of the street shaded their eyes against the setting sun and saw the windows of the three upper floors of the building black with girls crowding to the sills. “ Don’t jum p!” yelled the crowd. But the girls had no alternative. The pressure of the maddened hundreds be hind them and the urging of their own fears were too strong. They began to fall to the sidewalk. Four alarms were rung within 15 minutes. Before the engines could respond, before the nets could be stretched or the ladders raised, five girls had fallen from the eighth and ninth floors so heavily that they crashed through the very streets to the vaults below. In an hour the fire was out; in 30 minutes it had done its worst; probably the death list was complete in 20 minutes. The building stands on a corner with exposures on two sides, but the only fire escape was in the interior, opening on a light and air shaft. In all there were seven exits— the single fire escape, two freight eleveators at the rear, two passenger elevators in front and two stairways. All of them proved almost useless and practically all who escaped either climbed to the roof and scrambled thence to the roof of the building occupied by the Amer ican Book company, adjoining, or fled in the first rush for safety before the crush and smoke grew too thick. The building stands now as a shell intact, the partitions of architectural tiling between floor and floor are sound, and it is impossible for one who sees it to imagine how the flames in so short a time could have wrought such havoc. Seven hundred hands, 500 of them women, were employed by the shirt waist cpmpany. They sat in rows at their whirring machines, the tables before them piled with flimsy cloth, the floor littered with lint, the air it self full of flyng, inflammable dust. Women's Secrets There is one man in the United States who has perhaps heard more women’s secrets than any other man or woman in the country. These secrets are not secrets of guilt or shame, hut the secrets of suffering, and they have been confided to Dr. K. V. Pierce in the hope and expectation of advice and help. That few of these women have been disappointed in their ex pectations is proved by the fact that ninety-eight per cent, of oil women treated by Dr. Pierce have been absolutely and altogether cured. Such a record would be remarkable if the cases treated were numbered by hundreds only. But when that record applies to the treatment of more than half-a- mil lion women, in a practice of over 40 years, it is phenomenal, end entitles Dr. Pierce to the gratitude accorded him by women, as the first of specialists in the treatment of women’s diseases. Every sick woman may consult Dr. Pierce by letter, absolutely without charge. All replies are mailed, sealed in perfectly plain envelopes, without any printing or advertising whatever, upon them. Write without fear as with out fee, to World’s Dispeusary Medical Association, Dr. R. V. Pierce. Prest.. Buffalo, N. Y. and 25 feet aquare; the great bell on Its top h a a called the people to all the Important event« In the town’a history. Recently It aounded Its own death note. The town began to tremble and the vibration of the top was enough to set the bell ringing, warning all thoae near It to escape. In a few sec onda the massive tower was a heap BR. PIICRCE'» FAVORITE PRESCRIPTION of dust and broken stones. rV £*ftls.oai W o a I l W o m e n S t r o n g , While not so celebrated as the Cam S lo lft. V v o m o n W o il« panile of Venice, which met the same fate a few years «go. it was as dear to Montauban, and the town mourns P in k f y e , fpi/ oo tlC a its destruction. Shipping Fever and Catarrhal Fever DISTEMPER COLDS Sure cu re and positive preventive, no m atte r how hordes a t any av a a re infected or ‘‘exposed.” L qu d, »riven on th e tongue; a f t * on th a B ool and G ands, expeU th e poisonous germ s from the b«xly. Cures D is tem per in D oits and S n w p ami Cho!«-ra in Poultry. i-arjrest Bellina liv» atock rem edy. C ures I.a Grippeamon>? human beings nnd is a HneKi«L ney remwiy, 50c and $1 a b ottle: $5 and $ 1 0 a dozen. Cut thia out. Keep It. Show to y o u r drURffiat, who w ill Ret it fo r you. F ree Booklet. “ Dis- tem per. Can « m and C ures.” S p ecial agents w anted. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., ¿SsSSHA GOSHEN. IND, Ü.S. A. GOOD CAUSE FOR REJECTION Author Forgot to Make Hla Detective a Dope Fiend According to the Formula. WOMAN TELLS STORY OF INTENSE SUFFERING At the age of about 40 years, I wai “This detective story will not do,” attacked with hemorrhage of the kid »aid the magazine editor, handing neys or bladder which continued for several years without a check. I finally Dack the manuscript. “I’d like to know why,” responded I took advantage of your generous offer anti procured a sample bottle of Swamp- the author, with a show of heat. “It Root. Believing it helped me, I pur has color, atmosphere—all the regular , chased a fifty cent bottle, which con business. The detective can see vinced me that it was helping me. around a corner or through a wall. Three other bottles cured me. In two Telephones In Church. He needs no clue save a lock of the or three years, over work brought my Moriah Church of Utica has lnetall murdered man’s hair. He Is able to ailment back, but one bottle stopped ed a telephone system for the benefit read human minds and motives as an it. of members of the church who may be ordinary sleuth reads a placard offer I feel as if I owe my life to you for afflicted with deafness. Six tele ing $5,000 reward. His deductions are the great blessing Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp- Root has been to me. I recommend it phones have been placed In various utterly absurd, irrevelant and prepos parts of the auditorium, the trans terous, yet crowned with success. to all human beings suffering as I was. You have my permission to publish this raitter being located on the pulpit di What’s the matter?” letter and if any person doubts it, if rectly In front of the speaker. “Do you state anywhere that ho they will write me, enclosing stamp, I drinks a quart of absinthe neat?” will give full particulars. “No-o.” Yours very trulv, MRS. T. B. PHELPS. "Do you have him partaking of ' Rocky, Ark. Letter to Not only pleasant and refreshing to hasheesh, opium, morphine or other Dr. Kilmer A Co, familiar tld bits upon which the de Binghamton, N. Y. the taste, but gently cleansing and sweet tective of fiction subsists?” Personally appeared before me this ening to the system. Syrup of Figs and T forgot that.” 31st day of August, 1909. Mrs. T. B. EJixir of Senna is particularly adapted "Where Is the admiring friend to Phelps, who subscribed the above state to ladies and children, and beneficial in , whom the detective lays bare the ment and made oath that the same is all cases in which a wholesome, strength ! blatant Idiocy of his intellectual work | true in substance and in fact. L. P. PURVIS, J. P. ening and effective laxative should h t lngs?” “Left his out, by Georgel” admitted Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do for You used. It is perfectly safe at all times and Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Bingham dispels colds, headaches and the paini the author, and vanished with his caused by indigestion and constipation sc | amateurish effort.—Philadelphia Led- ton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive fer. ________________ promptly and effectively that it is the one a booklet of valuable information, tell perfect family laxative which gives satis I Mothers will find Mrs. WlnsloWs Soothing ing all about the kidneys and bladder. I Syrup tue best remedv to ugo foi their children When writing, be sure and mention this faction to all and is recommended h> *uring the teething portud. paper. For sale at all drug stores. millions of families who have used it anc Price fiftv-cents and one-dollar. T h e H a p p y W a y . who have personal knowledge of its ex There la always a best way of do- cellence. | Ing everything, if It be but to boil an Its wonderful popularity, however, has I egg. Manners are the happy ways of led unscrupulous dealers to offer imita I doing things; each one a stroke of tions which act unsatisfactorily. T h ere genius or of lovo—now repeated and W ith w ater when the crop needs it pro fore, when buying, to get its beneficia hardened Into usage. They form at duces more than a larR*« ranch without. BU Y 5 OR 10 ACRES O f effects, always note the full name of th< least a rich varnish, with which the Company— California Fig Syrup C o .— routine of life is washed and its de plainly printed on the front of ever) tails adorned. If they are superficial, package of the genuine Syrup of Fig: we are the dewdrops which give such • depth to the morning meadows. and EJixir of Senna. Manners are very communicable; men For sale by all leading druggists. Prici catch ther" *—w **•»'** M u ny on’s Cold R e m e d y R eliev e« th e head, th ro a t and lu n g s a lm o st im m e d ia te ly. C hecks F e v e rs , s to p s D is c h a rg e s o f th e nose, ta k e s a w a y a ll a c h e s and nuins caused l*y c o ld s. It c u re s G rip and o b s tin a te C ou g h s and p rev e n ts P neu m onia. W rite P ro f. M uu yon, fi.'ird and Je f f e r s o n Kts., P b ila ., P a ., fo r m e d ic a l ad v ice ab so lu te ly fre e. Particularly the Ladies. A SMALL FARM 5 0 cents per bottle. Prehistoric Hairpins. Eye probably caught up her tresses when engaged In housekeeping with long thorns, easily obtainable from the bushes and trees In her front yard. Thornlike pins carved from box wood, Ivory and horn have been found In excavations dating back to the time of the Caesars; and also queer, clumsy combs made of the same materials. In the days of the Caesars. Roman maids wore their His Great Weakness. hair In exceedingly simple fashion, ••You know,” says a magazine story Treasure Found in Ruins. but styles for matrons exceeded In or teller, "Dannhauer would gamble his London- Treasure trove to the val last cent*. That was his great weak nateness anything seen In our day. The Roman lady about the house wore ue of $1,250,000 is reported from J e r ness. He went home one evening after her hair caught up under a reticulum sey, where it was uncovered by a bad day. He looked tired. 'Wife, or heavy net of colored cords; but for Athelstan Riley, while he was pulling he said, ‘have you got anything tc great occasions her locks were dress I down the ruins of an old manor house eat?’ 'Yes. lots of things,’ the wife ed by a cinerarlus, or handler of the i built in the 13th century with the ob •aid. ‘Well, cook up every thing curling Irons, and not only were je c t of using the stone to enlarge his you’ve got—everything.’ ‘Gracious The discovery in- are you that hungry?’ 'I’m not hun bangs, braids and rats In high favor, | present manor. but false hair was much used, captive ; eludes ancient urns filled with spade gry at all; I’m going to sell the German maids, being denuded of their guineas, coined during the reign of stove.’ ” ________________ flaxen braids for the enhancement of King George III and bearing the Brit- Value ot w ane raper. i ish coat of arms on a spade-shaped Roman charms. It la an Interesting fact that waste ! shield. One urn bears the monogram paper can be so Important a commer H a m l i n s W iz a r d O il is re c o m m e n d e d by ■ of Emperor Vespasian. m a n y ‘p h y s ic ia n s . I t is u sed in m a n y m il* cial factor. In Toronto Canada, there lie n p r iv a t e hoH pit Is . W h y n o t keep are 10,000 tons of waste papor col a b o t t le o n h a n d in y o u r ow n h o m e ? 210 Voters Are Indicted. lected annually. For these there Is Lexington, Ky. A special from received about $100,000. For Just the 8 a g a c ! t y of F r o g s . | Prestenburg, Ky., says that the grand ordinary waste paper the sum of $10 In the manner of disposing of their eggs many species of frogs exhibit re jury of Floyd county, which has been a ton I b paid. But for the better markable peculiarities. A tree frog, investigating vote selling, has re grade of waste papers the price has native of Paraguay, makes its nest turned 210 indictments and that many been known to run as high as $40 a in a bush overhanging a pond. The more true bills will be found against ton. lower ends of a number of leaves are voters before the inquiry is concluded. drawn together and fixed in that posl This is an increase of about 100 in- tlon by a number of empty egg cap ' dictments over the last report. Sim sules. The eggs are also covered with ilar conditions are said to exist in a shield of empty capsules to protect Pike and Magoffin counties and their them from the sun and air. When the grand juries will begin an investi eggs are hatched the plug at the hot gation soon. tom appears to fall out and the tad poles tumble into the water. Boy Slain in Gang Fight., Cleveland, (4. Following a battle ■ Weman Surgeon Plays Heroine. Ask your doctor «bout these A runaway horse dragged the ambu in a gully with sticks and stones Sun- throat coughs. He will tell day afternoon between two rival fac- | lance of the Williamsburg hospital half you how deceptive they are. a mile before the animal ended its tions of South End boys and while one race In a collision with a crosstown side was retreating, two leaders o f , A tickling in the throat often surface car. In the ambulance, cling the other side opened fire with a re means serious trouble ahead. Ing to a typhoid fever patient, sat Dr volver and a rifle, killing Albert Met- Better explain your case care san, 13 years old, one o f the retreat- j Elizabeth Bruyn, recently appointed Mrs. George Baumgarter fully to your doctor, and ask an Interne In the hospital. When the ing side. him «bout your taking Ayer’s vehicle crashed Into the car Dr Bruyn and her daughter. Marguerite, while was wounded, but she saved her pa carrying the dying boy away from the Cherry Pectoral. tient from Injury.—New York World. field, were also fired upon. W a publish o u r fori « English Railroad to Be Electric. W • banish alcohol Richardson's "Clarissa Marlow».” f r o n our m ed icina» New York — The first of the main Consider It from which point yon W • n rg * you to oor.auII y o u r will, the book remains a masterpiece, railway systems of England to be d o cto r unique of Its kind It has been Imi electrified on the American plan, tated. but It has never been equaled. throughout its entire length, will be Who makes the beat liver pills? The It le Richardson's only title to fame; the London, Brighton & South Coast J. C. Ayer Company, of LowelL M m , but It Is enough Not the great pyra line. The length of the Brighton sys They have been making Ayer’s Pills for •ver sixty years. If you have the slight mid Itself Is more eolldly built nor tem is 479 miles and the undertaking est doubt about using these pills, ask more Incapable at ruin.—W. E. Heo- will he a colossal one. The work will your doctor. Do as he says, always. be completed, it is announced, by 1916. lay. 1 by tha J . c. Ayar Co.. L o w a il, M u » .— Throat Coughs A i/ers Paint»»» Extr’ tlo» . 5 0 i JkA* w o r k fu lly r u a r a n t e e d f o r f i f t e e n y a a r s We Pay tha Express on Everything Nephew (as uncle Is falling over 3 ARAGON TAILORING COMPANY, Dept. 3 4 . CNICACC precipice)^—*‘I say, uncle, stop yelling ind think of me! This will land me In a fearful hole, you know. Everybody FARE AT HARVARD IN 1850 know» you’ve left me your money, and nobody’ll believe I tried to save you.” breakfast at Daybreak and Bollad —M. A P. Dinner Two Days in ths Week. THEO BERNHE M CO. Front and Market Sts. All o f »o u r frion d « w ear r h .th in g ; wh< n > 4in aka tham buy tliu ir s m u from fo u l Y>*u enn n n Bi<n«y fo r th au i au<l doubt« yo ur iu eouin IV u l . a y you « m i baud ua a n o rd er f o r a s u it f o r yourM ilf Wt-ai tU aau it—t h a t is.-k 11 you h ave to do Yog W ill bn «urprikod how easy it I l k . ta k a ordar« w hen you p i« « » k your f ria u tU llu il »on r a n funu sE th am w ith c lo t h id f "m a d e U u iu aau re" f o r I eta m oney than th e y a re now pn yiu g fo r ready m ade, o u t - o f - d a t a c loth in g T h ey inu«t buy fro m you I d o rd e r to gut o u r oxelusivo style«, roavM an d fab ric» —th e sw ellest, fin e s t m iU over mad# T ak e tw o ot th r e e o rd er« an d your profit w ill |>a) f o r youi 11» i »uit fca«y to ta k e inci.» ure« w ith o u r lu a tru c tio n « Wo fu r tu sh a p o rtfo lio c o n ta in i ur #0 h and •«mn «am ple« an d show :«) difTerer. ■ tile « o f coats, an d a ll n cc«s»ary »ta tio n s ry an d in fo r m a tio n th a t wi! ■ U rt you a t one« in a piofilab lc p le a sa n t In itin e«* We g u aran tee t gi»« y«u a p e r fe ct fit You ru n u u n t k W« «h ip ou approv al, s u b je c t to 2 hour«' « v aiu ln atio n Your custom er uiust liesalish u d w ith sty le A lan d tpial Hr be fo ro paying And d o n 't forget— bond u* fo u r a p p lica tio n today if y «a w a n t to r e p r e s e n t us Don'1 d elay o r «onieono ely« w ill ta k e ad yan ta z a o t th is ( r e n t o p ix-rtu nity V e r y T h o u g h t le s s . __________________ 247 Ash S t., Portland, Or«. 28 Front S treet BET THIS NOBBY SUIT I Fate of « cit.iineit o*.e»».ng Eagle. One of the biggest golden eagles I ever killed In this vicinity was brought down by Ernest Hollenbeck with buckshot Just as the eagle was flying off with a rooster In its claws The eagle had been a pest of the chicken yards for months, and many ! shots were taken at him. The bird measured six feet seven Inches from tip to tip and will be stuffed and | mounted.—Mead correspondence, Den ver Republican. tmbarraisment. The day of Judgment had dawned Everything was being made right. Yet In the midst of the general rejoicing a meek little man wan observed to sink down on a log by the wayside, completely discouraged, and bury his fax?e in his hands desparlng'y. "How shall I ever carry away all the um brellas that have been returned to me?” he moaned, In much diatresa.— Puck. Different. A young man Is disgusted when he finds hls sister doesn’t know the name of the governor of the state, but when the sweet young thing In the next block discloses the fact that «he doesn’t know the Rtate has a governor ho goes down on hls knees to her In Marion Co. S . E. of Salem. HARTMAN & THOMPSON, Bankers. Clumber of Commerce Buildin« . PortUnd. Or.. Manager«. Branch Office «n the (.rounds at West Slayton. You can’t sow thistles and reap tigs. If you plant Ferry’s Seeds you A prow exactly what you expect and in profu sion — id perfee tion never excelled. years of study and experience r make them re- liable. For sal* rr everywhere Ferry’i „ 19 11 Seed Annual M ree on req u est D. M. FERRY I CO« Detroit. Midi. r Tho Child and the Telephone. A child should be taught as early aa possible to call at least one telephone number, a neighbor, father’s place of s w e e t fe m in in ity business, or physician. I taught our little boy, who is Just three, to call Dairying In Sweden. Sweden haa agricultural aocletles a neighbor’s number, and twice have which RHslat the dairying business by found it useful, once when taken very appointing Itinerant teacher«, giving 111, and again having burned my arm grants to achoolf. and support to ex badly. He was able to call and re ceive Immediate assistance.—Harper’s hibitions. ________________ Bazar. To Bred f. in New S h o es. A lw ays sh ak e in A lle n ’r Foot -Kane, ft p ow der, Raising Black Fox. t cu res h o t, s w e a tin g , a«-liinK. sw o lle n feet, 'n re s co rn s, in ,;ro w in g n a ils and b u n ion s. At On Prince Edward Island about 2% d 1 d ru g g ists and »hoe Mter* «., P o n t « c re p t j 000 muskrat«, 500 minks, 1,000 red m y su b stitu te . Sam p le m ailed FKKfc,. A ddress | Vilen S. O lm sted, I^ j R ojr.N . Y. foxes and a fow weasels are killed each year. The black fox 1« bred there In Optimistic Vein. by people who keep their methods flke was cheerful and always able cret. A good black fox akin 1« w o rth to communicate her cheerfulness to others During the nine years we $1,500. spent in poverty and debt she was al Fiber From Banana*. ways able to reason me out of my de An American In Tampico has dt» apalr and find a bright side to the covered a method for extracting fiber clouds and make me see It. In all I from banana plants. This fllber ab that time I never knew her to utter sorbs more machine oil than cotton a word of regret concerning our cir waste and Is much cheaper cumstance*. nor did I ever know her children to do the like For ahe taught them and they drew their fortitude i from h e r—Mary Twain * tribute to hla wife. ________________ _ Mirrors Used to reflect Straet. '*1 have suffered with piles for thirty- In continental towns one frequently fix years. One year ago last April I be sees a mirror at the side of a window j gan biking Cascurets for constipation. In so placed that people in the room may the course of a week I noticed the piles see reflected therein the view up or began to disappear and at the end of an down the street In some bygone perl weeks they did not trouble me at all. Caacareta have done wonders for me I oda of English street architecture It am entirely cured and feel like a new was customary to bay almost all the 1 man.” (ieorge Kryder, Napoleon, O. windows at least enough to enable the PW-maant. P alatab le. Po ten t. I a*t# (¡««d. Do Good N ev er Slek«n. Wen Wen or (Trip« occupant« of the houses to look aloug lOr. 26c. 60c. N ev er nr'ld In bulk l"**e r«*»- the streets r r s ffr— n •ine tab let * U m p « i C C G G u a ra n te e ! ta cu re or m a r m oney leek . Is Highest Point. Haeletoo claims that the highest No. 13—'l l P N U Inhabited point In Pennsylvania Is In that city, at tha corner of Thouiae and H E N w r i t i n g t o a «Iv e r t l a e r » p l e a Eleventh streets, where the elevation m en tio n th le paper. la 1.8*5 7 feet above sea level. PILES IV