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L A TO S M IT H W IL L P A Y in V E N T lo n s . 10c fo r Drowned Veal. \ 2 \ j r f o r U rtw .^1 F o rk . 16c fo r L iv e Hens. 16c fo r L iv e Sprinjr (Tdckens. 25 c per dozen fo r Fresh E g g » Fm ith n ever chttrirtM commiHsion. You g e t A L L your money when you «h ip to Smith. You don’ t divide w ith the middleman. A d dress all shipments F R A N K L. SM ITH M E A T CO. “Fighting the Beef Trust” PO RTLAND . OREGON A draining rack for «ret dishes, to b# bung on ono aide of a dlshpan, la a new convenience for tbe housewife. It Is claimed for a new electrical melting pot for glue that It keepa lta contents at a perfectly even tempera ture. , An Improved cover for street man holes, recently patented, screws Into Its socket ao that wagons cannot knock It out o f place. A now tool for painters consists o f a reservoir for paint, which Is fed out upon an embossed roller to stripe flat H uve your teeth out and plate and bridare work done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plate surfaces or to apply ornamental de end bridge work in one day if necessary. signs. P R IC E S : For thawing dynamite a metal ket Met» I f » » « * $5.00 2 » 6>*' M $3.50 tle ha* been Invented in which the ex UW Fdlw $1 plosive Is placed In an Inner compart F iuum I I ilium* $1.00 ment, which la surrounded by hot Si!*w FilLnes 50c water. C m H PuhW Plate* $5.00 Bed Red Hunter _ About the size o f a lawn mower la \ Pbk. JIM Painlm Eitmtion 50c new machine designed to sow lawn grass seed, disks cutting Into the earth R E S T M E TH O D S Painless E xtraction Free when plates or bridge receive the seed, which Is covered by work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot get better painless work anywhere, no m atter a follow in g roller. Dr B. E. Wright how much you pay. A ll W ork fu lly G u aran teed f o r F ifteen Y e a r « Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342& Washington St., Portland, Oregon Tuke car at depot and transfer to W ashington S t B U S IN E S S C O L L E G E “ »P IT A single turn o f the handle o f a new letter stamping machine cuts a stamp from a strip, moistens, and affixes It, registers the transaction, and ejects the stamped letter. A double fryin g pan, hinged In the center, has been patented by an Iowa man, so that two articles can be cook ed at once and to save space by fold ing It when not In use. T o test the speed o f projectiles driven by modern high power explo sives British scientists have perfected a chronostojie which measures time to the m illionth o f a second. A new range employs both electric ity and steam, a current of the former, used to cook food on the top o f the range, also heating water to produce steam to operate the oven economic ally. W iSMUffSTtN TH STS. PORTI, AND O W A R D E. B C R T O H - Aawtyer an<1 C h e m is t Lend . ilio , C olorado. Hpoeim on prices: («o ld , S ilv e r , L e a d , SI. («o ld , S ilv e r , 75c; G o lii 50c; Z in o o r C o p ie r, SI. M a ilin g e n velop es and f u ll p r ic e lis t aetit o n a p p lic a tion . C on tro l and l Tmulr«> work so lic ite d . R e fe re n c e : C arbonate N a tio n a l Rank. H In th e G ra n d A new shoe salesman's stool Is pro vided with small mirrors on each side of the foot rest, to enable the customer to get side views o f a shoe he is trying on and also to afford a degree o f pri vacy. FASHIOiN H IN TS S ta n d . Rooter— They ought to tuke that duffer out of the box! H e’s got a glass arm! His Fair Companion— Glass arm? Is that why they call him the pitcher, H arry ? T h e lte u l S ta r. “ W hat relation,” asked the Instruct or, “ did Plato sustain to Socrates?” “ Socrates,” answered the young man with the bad eye, “ was the end man. He got off the gags. Plato was the In terlocutor.”—Chicago Tribune. IF YOU OVERLOAD THE STOMACH you can expect to suffer, be cause the other organs are also affected, and the whole system of digestion and assim ilation is blocked. You can eat heartily and without fear of distress if you will begin your meals with a dose of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, it regulates the appetite, aids digestion and prevents Gas on Stomach, heartburn. Belching, In d ig e stio n , Cramps, Diar rhoea and Malaria, Fever and Ague. Try it today. Thorough Courses Session begins Sept. 12, 1910. For catalogue ad dress Dean, Dr. S . E . J o s e p h ! , 610 Dekum B dg., Portland. Oregon Z. M. Parvin. Mus. I)oc., D irector. A i thor and Teacher o f V oice Culture, Singing. Piano, H ar mony. Counterpoint, Etc. Students prepared as teachers and artists. N e x t term w ill begin about Fop lumber 6. Diplomas given . Address 165Vfc fo u rth St.. Portland, Oregon. "SE DR. PLUMMERS COUGH STOP is a sure stopper, promptly re lieves Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Cough Croup, and especially those harsh, hacking coughs, also most useful for lung diseases. For sale by all dealers; 2f>c a bottle. D A ISY F L Y K IL L E R R S iS C K h i N eat, c l e a n , ornamca- rat. convenient, cheap. L a i d « 1 $ l U M « . M*<le o l metal, cannot spill or ttp over, will r soil or tniurs anything. G uaranteed e lec tive . Of all dealers or s c * prepaid foe 20 cents. K A R O LD lO M C tq 1U D«Caih I n ■— m a t . BAAING POWDER » EXTRACTS Young M sn In Q u ic k Lunsh Room Is Unexpectedly Show ered W ith Oatmeal. RIOTERS RULE CITY U N R U L Y A N IM A L . • Cowardice and Curiosity, Its Two Neak Points, Are Utilized When Force and Persuasion Aliks Hsvs No Effsct. The young man with the Iron cheek entered the quick lunch room and seated himself at the third table. "B elinda." he called fam iliarly, "you look fresh this morning." "N o t half as fresh as some others," retorted the pretty waitress with an elevation o f her nose. "W e ll! W ell! Have you calf brains?” “ I f I did you wouldn't order them, for you have an oversupply now." “ My, but you are getting good for the matinee. W ith the high price ol meats, eggs come In handy these days don't they?” “ N o ; they come In crates." “ W o w ! Did you evrr hear tbe story of the inoubator chick? It's not ou yot?" "T h a t will do. sonny. Did you evei hear the story of ths cold porridge* W ell. It's on y o u !" There was an unexpected tilting ol a dish and the young man with the Iron cheek was showered with ost ___________________ meal. The superintendent o f a weatern «oologlcal Institution has taught his rmployes to manage animals by Indi rect methods, akin to those by which nervous children are controlled by wise parents. A rhinoceros had an ab- «cess In Its face. The question was: Did It come from a bad tooth, or did It only need lancing? The superin tendent simply said to the keeper: 'Give him a new birch broom.'” The ihlnoceros at once ate It, grinding up he bits with great gusto. “ A h ! You *ee his teeth are all right,” said the superintendent, and the next day the ibscess was lanced with a sharp bill tiook. The diagnosis was as Ingenious as R ed , W e a k , W e a r y , W a t e r y Eyea. e l i e v e d B y M u r in e E y e R e m e d y . 'f r y Ms method of managing Billy, a re R M u r in e F o r Y o u r E y e T r o u b le s . Y o u W i l l fractory chimpanzee. The big ape L i k e M u rin e . I t S o o th e s . 60c a t Y o u r needed exercise. This he obtained by D r u g g is t s . W r i t e F o r E y e B o o k s . F re e . M u r in e E y e R e m e d y C o ., C h ic a g o . being allowed the run o f the large monkey house, Instead of remaining New to the Business. In a side room, before the visitors Mrs. Newed— I’d like a couple of -ame. As he knew he would be caught yards of steak, please. and put back Into his own compart Butcher— Pardon me, madam, but ment at this hour, the ape used to since the first of the month we have climb to the top of the other monkeys’ been selling It only by the pound. •ages and refuse to come down. What kind of Bteak would you like? As he could not be tempted with Mrs. N ew ed— Rare steak, please. My food, the superintendent appealed to husband doesn’t like it well done. his mind by working on what he had Great Mimic. noted to be his weak points, curiosity “ A fte r all,” said HI Tragedy, sol ind cowardice. The superintendent went to the emnly, “ death Is the star tragedian.” “ I don’t know,“ replied Low e Com keeper and, touching him gently on the shoulder, directed his attention In edy; “ I always think of him as a low mimic— because a mysterious manner to the dark pas I comedian— a mere sage underneath the gas pipe that he’s always taking some one off.” traverses the house, pretending to Mothers win find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing point out some horrible unknown crea Byrup the best remedy to use for their children ture. using an energetic manner, but luring the teething period. saying nothing except words to this Sordid Philosophy. effect: "L o o k out! There he Is! Maude— Poor Jeannette! Her mar There he Is !” A t the same tim e tbe two men would peer Into tbe dark riage was a great disappointment to her friends. place under the gas pipe. Clara— Married beneath her socially, The monkey, on Buch occasions, would come down to see what the sub 1 suppose? Maude— Oh, no; but her friends all ject of fear and Interest was, and lust then the superintendent and the predicted the alliance would turn out keeper In unison would shout: "H e's unhappily, and it didn’t coming out! He's coming o u t!" and As Corrected. would rush away In the direction of “ Young man,” said the home-grown B illy’s cage. The monkey would dash philosopher, “ it is always best to be for the same place o f safety, which gin at the beginning.” happened to be the door o f bis own “ No, li you want to go up a river house, and sometimes enter It before It isn’t,” answered thq wise youth. them. The monkey has n ever learned the Ho Got Another Job. deception; but Is taken In by It “ W e make It a rule here,” said ths whenever the time comes to finish his warden to the new prisoner, “ to as morning’s ailin g.— The Sunday Maga sign prisoners to the trades with zine. which they are most familiar and will nearly The average number of passengers carried daily on the elevated railways 0 ( Chicago Is 419,897. Eight thousand passenger e levaton In New York carry mors than six mil lion passengers In a day. The express elevators In the Board o f Trade building, Chicago, are the fastest in the world, having a speed of 570 feet a minute. Plans for a $16,000,000 tunnel be tween the North and South stations of the New Haven railroad in Boston ar* about to be approved. An electromagnet Is being used to recover sunken Iron cargoes such as nails, steel strips and rolls o f wire, in the Mississippi river. Television Is the latest. You talk with a friend a hundred miles away and you see him as plainly as though you were In the same room. Officer* o f the new battleship South Dakota, which Is equipped with Curtis turb ne engines, gay there Is absolute ly no vibration o f tbe Are control masts, a difficulty always found in the reciprocating engine-driven vessels. Ft fp to H er. “ 1 have been singing my exercise. In the key of C all morning,” said the yonng lady from the flat below. “ Yes," piped up little Johnny from the flat above, ' an' pa said about an hour ago he never was so C sick In his life as he was this morning."— it. I-ouis Star. "Isn ’t Inspiration a queer thing?” " I suppose so. W hat about It? " "W h y, a few weeks ago 1 had a red hot squabble with my wife over a dressmaker's bill, and when I came down to the office I was mad enough to chew spikes. Then I sat down at my desk and wrote a little poem on Help the Erring Brother W ith a Sin gle Kindly W o rd !' And say. those verses, born o f bitterness and nour tshed by anger, have been copied In the leading newspapers all over th* country! How's that?" “ Fine. W hy don’t you Improve on the Idea?" "H o w ?” "W h y, get mad enough to beat up your wife, set Are to the house, shoot a policeman— and then w rite an epic that will go thundering down the ages.” Only Cause for Smoking Out. A N ew York youngster who lives In a neighborhood where disease makes frequent fumigations necessary re turned from his first visit to the coun try with the astonishing Information that Farm er Jones' coons and wood chucks had been laid up with scarlet fever. The summer teacher abhors nature faking, so she admonished him not to tell fibs. "But that ain’t no lie,” said he. "D idn’t I see the tree they lived in wld me own eyee, an' didn't I hear Mr. Jones tell how be bad h ^ to ’ moke 'em out?" A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE S IX T H , A T M O R R I S O N ST., P O R T L A N D , O R . W e want you to try this Piano I N Y O U R H O M E FREE. W e want you to try it at our expense because— A t the end o f thirty days the Piano IT S E L F will convince you o f the follow ing facts: I t ’ s the best value on earth for the price ($275). I t ’ s M U S IC A L L Y and M E C H A N IC A L L Y right! W e know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano— w e ’ re selling for $275— on easy payments— that w e ’ re willing Lo let it be IT 'S O W N SA L E S M A N . It will Lell it’s own story to you— in your hortie— i f you’ ll send us the coupon. Please senu me tuli particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. E fforts Are Made to Dynamite Car Barns— Innocent S trikebreak ers A re Arrested. B IG W O R L D ’ S F A IR BURNS. Loss at Brussels M ay Reach $100,000,- 000— Nothing Saved. Brussels— One o f the costliest confla grations in European history wiped out the Belgian exposition Sunday night, entailing an enormous loss, estimated at $100,000,000. So i'ar as known only two persons are dead and two score injured. The White City o f the w orld ’s fair, as the Belgians have called their 1910* exposition, early in the evening was a mass o f flames and now is smouldering ruins. A spark fallin g into inflammable material in the telegraph building, burst into flames, which, driven by a high wind, swept rapidly in all directions. Soon the Belgian, English and French sections were destroyed. The firemen and detachments o f soldiers, called to the scene, found themselves baffled by the gale, which carried the burning embers to all parts of the grounds. To the le ft of the main building arose the picturesque roofs and spires of “ I have been using Cascarets for In “ Bruxelles K erm esz,’ ’ a Belgian Coney somnia, with which I have been afflicted Island, with water chutes, toboggan for twenty years, and I can say that Caa- slides and scores o f side shows. carets have given me more relief than any other remedy I have ever tried. I shall Boy W ork N ot M ilitary. certainly recommend them to my friend* Vancouver, B. C.—General R. S. Ba M being all that they are represented.’ * Thos. Gillard, Elgin, 111. den-Powell, hero o f the siege o f Mafe- Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. king in the Boer war, arrived here Sat Do Good. N ever Sicken. W eaken or Gripe. urday on a world tour of the boys’ scout 10c. 25c. 50c. N e v e r sold in bulk. The iren- uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to companies, having organized that move cure or your money back. ment in Great Britain several years ago. Tents, Awnings, Sails Commenting on the recent spread of Cots, Hammocks, Canvas and Corns the movement to the United States, he 1 o r 1 .Ooo at fa c to ry prices. said: “ With the usual energy the PACIFIC T IN T A N D AW N IN G CO. people display, they have 27 N . First St., Portland, Or. American taken up the question splendidly; but are inclined to g iv e it too much o f a mil itary tinge; the subject is not so much RCDUCE THE COST OF LIV1NÇ m ilitary as to make boys good citizens.’ ’ Insomnia Nam e............................................... Address. INCURABLE CU RED GREAT WHITT PLAGUT PITTS Before New Medical Discovery _____ L ife ia the most precious o f all human possessions. I f your life w ere in danger would you not in vestigate an offer to p reserve it? T h a t’s all w e ask. W e w ill prove to you that w e can cure tuber« culosis. or consumption, even in an advanced stage, a fte r the doctors have given up hope, and that we can cure it easily, unfailingly, and in your own home, w ithout inconvenience or suffering to yourself. Call o r w rite. 308 & J 0 9 C rary Building, S ea ttle, W ash.. N o rth ern D ivision T u b erclecld e Cow rf BU S INES S COLLEGE TENTH AND MORRISON. A. PORTLAND, OREGON P . A R M S T R O N G , L L . B .. P R IN C IP A L O urs is a d m itted ly the high-standard com m ercial school o f th e N orth w est. Teachers h avin g both business and professional experience q u a lify stu dents fo r success, by in d iv id u a l instruction i f desired, in a short tim e and a t small expense. Position f o r each as soon as com petent. Open all the year. Catalogue, business form s and pen- work fre e . W rite today — th ere is m oney in it. NOXALL CURES | Corns, Chilblains, Burning, Aching, Tender, Inflamed and Stinking Feet. Price 25 cents. A il druggists or b i mail. Guaranteed, recommended an| sold by Dr. O liver Fletcher, Foot Sp® cialist, Portland, Oregon. N e th & C o .bS 1“ COLLECTORS W e Buy and C ollect N otes, M o rtg a g e s , and Rep Estate C ontracts. No C ollection N o ChargOb Worcester Bldg., TRY MURINE wV r c^ ’ E Y E REM ED Y y °» win Portland, Ore. ' ¡ ( ë e l e v LIOiJOR-MOnPHINE-TOBACCO ’ ' c u r e HAdITS PERMANENTLY CURIO FOR FULL PARTICULARS APOMil Tnl IfEELEYIHSTiTUTE." P Q B T L A L.k, it Liquid Form, 25c. 50c. Salve Tubas. 25c, $1.00. Their Desperation. W orthington— Do the subscribers to T u rgler’s W eekly seem to appreciate the paper? Slappers— W ell, they held a meet ing a few days ago and unanimously agreed to offer Turgler $G00 if he would stop sending the publication to them. The Elevator Man’s Joke. Hobbs— I guess the elevator Is out of order. What Is that sign on the door? Dobbs— The elevator man must be a bit o f a wag. It Bays: “ Please par don me for not rising.” Shake Into Your Shoes A llan 's Foot-Ease, a pow der fo r th e fe e t. I t euros painful, swollen, sm arting, sw ea tin g feet. Wakes now shoes easy. Sold by a ll I)ru$rjris(a and Shoo Stores. D o n 't accept any suUstitute. Sam ple F R E E . Address A . 3 . Olmsted. L o Roy, N . Y . Dawn of a Scheme. “ They say the tail of that com et 1 a composed of gas.’’ “ Yes.” s “ And 4.000,000 miles long." “ W ell? ” “ I wonder If we couldn’t rig up some kind of a suction engine and tap l t f * “ W hy shoes?” “ They plorers,” “ Been a route.” Latest Role. do you save those old rubber are for hungry arctic ex* replied Mrs. Housekeep. good many of ’em along this ____________ *______ L i t e r a r y Inspiration. “ Your novel is evidently the result of inspiration.” “ Yes; 1 didn’t start it until after reading the advertising notice my pub lishers got up.” — Washington Herald. Hopeless Quest. Miss Oldham (in bird s to re )— Fd Lack of Courage. like to get a parrot that isn’t tricky Bashfull Browne— I ’ll give you $.r)0 and doesn’t swear or use slang. If you tell Miss Holmers 1 want to Dealer— Sorry I can’t oblige you, marry her madam. I don’t handle stuffed birds. Brassy Benson— Not on your life! She might try to work the John Alden Profitable Peaks. racket on me. 'T h e Swiss ought to be very proud of the Alps, as nature’s handiwork.” W orks Both Ways. “ No doubt, but they ought to be a “ The clarinet,’’ remarked the ama great deal prouder of the way they teur as he paused to get his second make the Alps pay.” wind, “ is the hardest instrument to play.” “ Anyw ay,” rejoined his one-man au dience, “ It can't be any harder to play than it Is to listen to.” ff\ I Ü L L M I L I T A R Y | ACADEMY As Represented. “ See here,” growled the irate man as he entered the Jewelry store, bought this watch of you last week and paid you $2 In cash for it. You said it would work like a charm— and It doesn’t keep time at all.” “ That's all right, my friend,” replied the Jeweler calmly. “ Neither does a charm.” _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ P O R T L A N D . OREGON Send your boy w here he will have k « h .<I, stron g train ;n»r. Fall term openn S«'ptf rr.bsr 14th 1910. W rite for cata!>>tfue. O R E G O N A G R IC U L T U R A L COLLEGE Trains fo r success in th■* Industries. T o -D a y . Provides practical and lib* ral educa I f you made mistakes yesterday, for tion. Strong T acul'y. P.Ldern Equip Offers c o u r s e in Agriculture, Indianapolis— John II. Walker, presi get them. No strength was ever built 1 ment. Forestry, I on « L <• Fcic* ce and A r t dent of the Illinois miners, at a caucus upon continued regret. To-day Is the Engineering, Commerce and Pharmacy result of yesterday, hut it Is .more im 25c. FULL POUND o f the Illinois delegates, confessed that portant to remember that to-morrow Is a number of delegates had been offered the result o f to-day. F. II Term Opens Sept. 23, 1910. international offices if they would Illustrated literature, giv in g full in ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER change their position in regard to the formation, .sent free on appiicat on. are quickly relieved by Wyatt’ s Asthma strike in Illinois. Walker did not name Address the R egistrar, Corvallis, Ore. Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund the men, whom he said had been ap ed. Ask your druggist or send six proached, nor did he say who made the cents postage for Free Sample to offer. T. L. Lewis, president o f the in J. C. WYATT, Druggist. ternational organization of miners, when VANCOUVER, W A SH IN G T O N seen, denied any such offer had been o f th e » » s r t o have made. The convention voted unani } «ir teeth out an<] I ' H r s o d i n 1gs mously to indorse the Illinois strike. w..rk «».'D«». F rout- use CRESCENT M iners’ Scandal Hinted. B A K IN G P O W D E R Does Not Color Hair PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. o f Portland, Oregon FURNISHES HELP FREE ■ i^vj m Tiri cr r a n A y e r’s H air Vigor, as now Topeka, Kan.— A movement w a s 1 made from our new improved started here by railway employes to! formula, does n ctitain or color secure an increase in the freight rates. the hair even ro the slightest Petitions are being drawn up, and these degree. G ra y hair, white hair, will be sent out, over all the railway, blonde hair is not m ade a lines in the United States for the sig shade darker. Dut it certainly natures o f employes. These are directed not only to the d o e s stop f a llin g hair. No state legislatures, but to the interstate question about th at. commerce commission. The plan is to Does not chcncr O f A i/ers l r o f thr Fiir Vonnula w ith eaoh b ottl* Show it to y o v r doctor IT uio by 'i ti « • » ! * * M>iarCrowns 5 5 C. A y or C o., X#ewa!l, Maas. 00 2ThBf ig *T *e th 3 .5 0 Gold f «I fnamelf 1 .0 0 gs 1 .0 0 S 'v»r T ' ' ¡ « f t Go i R ubar Fiat*» 5 .0 0 Br _ _- r . .her Pates BN »* I «fisi. F»»iisf*r se- * u MS •i n>" iiun .m .i nv , v 0 _ g. _ 7 .5 0 I »'"'• •• E «»r*l o i . 5 0 m »ta r b s it m o o s Fain s? ra- I > r . ( » •h h A ^ n a plat l S i - e n r P r id e * wnrfc r lare-l. ( H a u .tat i. Ir.-.-. » ■> . anm t a e t h a ttet * « i. • i ; a y . p a in i'* « *• rh m i « t r A l l w o r k f u l l ) ( U S ' •«to a d f o r flft»-«*u p urs« W is e D e n t a l C o . IN C O R P O R A T E D Aak him shoot It. thon do as he says lnde?d, we htlieve It will slop every case of fillin g h.ir unlers there is some very unusual cnmp'icati n, som eilurs grenly affecting the general health, th en you should convuTivoiir p ''»fic i«n AK o ask him about the new A ver’ * If air Vigor. $>atr<>aa wa f*r>i. i p l a t e an d I ^ w.>f»r (■ oae Rate Increase Wanted. T h * W ary Veatryman. TO tMPlOYÍRS Mr. Church— W h ew ! how It's rain Main oflleo. 12 N orth Srrmwt SL Main M70: A 1406 ing. lend me your umbrella, dear? I've : adira Dept. 2061, M o rriñ a St. Main 1062: A 2064 e m s s n 8 DCTEJÖ Phone or w ire orders at our expense. IWLANO. out. got to run over to the vestry meeting. A m s rnle. there is altogether too — — -1 Mrs. Church— But why not use that much competition for the consolation umbrella you've been c v r y ln g all U n io n P a in le s s D e n tists prlxa week? Mr. Church— W hat! to the veetry CVT RATES IN D e c e iv e rs E v e r. meeting? Why, that'* where I got It PAINLESS D ENTISTRY They were arguing about the alleges C ath olic Standard and Time*. . Painless E xtractio n .......Pree get thousands o f signatures in every Inborn strain o f deceitfulness la [ S ilver F illin g s ....... . . ......5 0 c state. I Gold F illin g s ............ 75c ! woman, and sbe retaliated by citing Real Reason. ’ 22 K. Gold C r o w n s ............... 63 Porcelain C r o w n s ............... $3 the Instances of men deceiving their "T h at man never gets any d e e p ." Thirty two Die in Train Crash. M olar Gold C ro w n s............. 64 "Stays up d l night bumming around. Bridge W o rk , 22 K. O o l i . .. S3 wives. Royan, France— An excursion train "1 suppose" said he "th at you hold ah?" Inlay Pills. P u r s O o ld ........ f t from Bordeaux with 1200 passenger*» V e ry N ice R ubber P la ts ....$4 that a man should never deceive his "N aw , the poor cuss has a baby In . Tull 8et of T e e t h ..................................... Bast R ubber Piste on E s rth .............................. 67 and running at a speed o f 50 miles an à rid e « Work or Teeth without Plate. $ J 50 to $5 A L L T H IS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D . w ife." -be bouse."— St. I>oula Star. hour, crashed into a freight train at Geld Crowns ................................. $3 .5 0 to $5.00 Don’t throw your money sw ay. A dollar saved “ Oh no” she smiled back at him; Porcelain Crowns .................... $3.50 to $5.00 Saujon. Thirty two persons were killed Is twwdoliam earned. Our original reliable Modern (Sold or Porcelain Fillings ................... $1.00 Up " I shouldn’ t go so far as th a t How > Painless Methods and our perfected office equip and 100 injured. Many o f the victims Giving Him an AllbL •ilrer F illing*.....................................50c to $1.00 ment saves us time and yonr money. would It be possible for the average were school girls. Several o f the pas l o t Plate Made $7.50 "Yea, I am hi* tailor.” BOSTON D E N T IS T S , 5th * N s r r ls e n , P e r l la n d No charpee for Painless Extracting when other senger cars were torn to splinters. A man to get a w ife If be didn't deceive tnersrv-e 291’ * Morriso». opposite PocraAce sad Meier A "W h a t does he pay for bla c lo th e s f vork la dona. 15 years’ Guarantee with sil work. frank. Fstablithed is Portland 10 year«. Opes evaaiagf split switch caused the accident. 1 I w i a • a. m to a p m. 22m Momaon Street, h err "H e doesn’L " sari I 9 and Sundays until 12«10. tar peseta whs work JUST RIGHT ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS Police oí Columbus Disregard Duty ----Sympathy With Strikers Columbus, 0.— R ioting in a mild form was resumed eailv Sunday with the e f forts o f the tract ¡ou company to move its cars. The police, while not display ing any energy in suppressing the dis order, were especially active in their treatment of the strikebreakers. One woman, brought hero as cook for the strikebreakers, was arrested on a charge of carrying concealed weapons. She had in her possession a revolver, but insisted she would not use it unless necessary to protect her life. She was subjected to torrents o f vile abuse by the strikers and ** sympathizers’ ’ as the police took her to the stat.on with more ceremony than the occasion called for. In early morning riots, one man was shot and five others were badly beaten by the strikers. In each case the police arrived too late to do more than arrest some strikebreakers, whose chief offense was that they had been spectators or hail been beaten by thugs. The electric lines between this city and Dayton are tied up, the company withdrawing its car fearing their de struction and probable loss o f life in at tacks under cover o f darkness. A few cars were operated in the mornings by clerks and train dispatchers, but their experiences on one trip usually sufficed for the day. Following two attempts to dynamite the carbarns, closer guard was estab lished around these suburbs. Mayor Marshall has made no call for the re turn of troops, but the Fourth Regiment is held in readiness. The mayor expects to resume the guarding o f cars by the automobile system, having the police men who refuse to ride on the cars drive alongside them in automobiles, thus preserving the dignity of the po lice, and affording the cars and their patrons a show o f protection. The mayor also hopes that 2000 citizens will volunteer for guard duty, thus avoiding the “ disgrace’ ’ o f calling for troops. The traction company is firm in its stand, and says it will not yield to the demands o f the demagogues, even to make political capital for the mayor and those backing him. The public general ly is disgusted writh the actions o f the police, and there is an insistent demand that every man who had sworn to do his duty in protecting life and property, and who refused to do either, be imme diately dismissed from the force. I t is altogether likely, after the strike is ended, that the mayor will be forced by public opinion to take some radical steps along this line, as the taxpayers have lost faith in the police force. Strikers continue their activities, and mako no exception in your case. What the police were kept busy responding Is your occupation?” to riot calls. A woman was hit by a “ I’m an aeroplane chauffeur,” re stone and seriously injured while riding plied the new boarder, as he grinned on an East Side car. Eight more police men joined the police mutiny against a gruesome grin riding on cars. The strike was extend ed at Springfield, because the company officials refused to reinstate nine out of thirteen men recently discharged. The Kind You Hava Always Bought patents total Sherman v lay & Co. HOW 8 H R E W D K E E PE R S MANAGE C A S T O R i A T k r o n ln E COFFEEC TEA SPICES F resh Couldn’t Come Back. "Servant girls must all look pretty much alike to men,” said the woman with the tw inkly eyes. “ A t least they do to my husband. "I had been without one for nearly two weeks, and I couldn’t Beem to convince my husband o f the difficulty f o r Infants and Children. A ds'nty little dress, and a practical of getting one worth having. Finally dress when it comes to the question ol he got very cross about It one eve ironing, is the style sketched here. It ning, and picking up the paper he buttons under the arms, which can he pointed to the 'Situation W anted’ col made a decoiative as welLas a practlc:.! umn and announced that there were feature if the edges ate buttonholed. scores of girls advertising for places. I.awn or dimity are good materials t ‘I ’ll get one for you this very eve use if it is to he a " best dress.'* A m e n d in g th e G a m e L a w s . ning.’ he announced. "H e copied off several addresses A wild stab of sound mode the help and went o u t Did he come back with le e s air waves shudder. B rA R K S e l e c t r ic . one? Indeed, he did. In about half “ Great guns, what’s th a t!” cried the N ew York boasts an electrically in hour. And who do you think he naan across the way. had In tow? “ That,” replied hit» wife, “ Is out lighted hearse. “ That Impudent, nasty Delia, the neighbor. Miss Screech, singing at the The quartcr-in-the-slot electric meter girl I discharged only two weeks ago open window.” has made its appearance. Of course he hadn't recognized her. The man scowled darkly. A cent’s worth of electricity will and she came In as Impudent as you “ There should be no open season drive a 12-inch fan for ninety min please, with all her bundles, prepared or windows in the Schreech fam ily,“ utes. to stay. But you can gamble she didn't to g r i m l y <* p **’ p - a An electric light o f four billion can and my husband has decided to leave dle-power would be necessary to signal those matters to me In the future ” to Mars. HI* Inspiration. Thomas A. Edison's royalties for moving picture $7,000 a week. High Standard PLAY ON APE’S FEAR rfEPARTEE ENDS IN DISASTER YOU P a ir .!e s s D e n t is t s Ptftlnf BuMd.ng. Third & W»shir|ten, PORTLAND, ORfMXI o r n o H o u rs ' S ▲ P N \\ M L. s e . M. B o n d ir a . 9 t e L No. 34—M# U H K N w r i t i n g t o n«l v e » t is e r a p l e a m e n tio n th i< * p a p a r .