.t u t
18c
TOR GOOD, live
rA i
mens
S H IP S M IT H T O U R V E A L
S H IP S M IT H Y O U R P O R K
S H IP S M IT H Y O U R E G G S
» « '» n • > unlimited .immliti™ of >11 kind»
or DroHHcd Meat«, Poultry and Rggs. Ship
u> >11 yuu have,
W e never eharae cummia-
aiun. Atldreee all ehipmenta
F R A N K L. S M I T H M E A T C O .
‘ • r l« h t ln * I h e B e e t T r u s t ”
__________P O R T L A N D , O R E G O N
A lm o « t
l'uu vralru l I lab Rule.
"I buvu lis lied here for the last tweo
> years.”
0
"Ever caught anything?"
"N o.”
"Then why do you fish here?"
"Well, It's so near my house."—File-
Rende Blaetter.__
Mot A Itouel h«*r.
Promoter— I'd like to bring a trolley
road Into your town It I cun raise the
wind here.
Uncle SI—Waal, I'll be gosh dernedi
1 s'jKised they wuz still runnin' 'em
by electricity.—Boston Herald.
M r.
.M e c h a n i c .
u
W ith
«h r
K ye
of
Inu niele.i. 5c poitage malli your
hat to us. 3 1 5 -1 7 A lder
SL Portland. Oregon.
H I«
T im e
W a c u 'U
“ Time Is money.”
“Cut that lie out.”
“ Why do you call It a—’*
“ Say, I’ve Just done ten years fn
the penitentiary and come out bust
ed !”—Cleveland Leader.
PIPE REPAIRING
Spring-Cleaning
, COFFEEC
TEA SPICES
The Human System Needs It.
BAKING POWDER
« EXTRACTS
JUST RIGHT
<nEEIIEn3EH>
CLOSSETSDEVERS
v
» PORTLAN D. ORt.
'
SICK WOMEN
Will Find Speedy Relief ami
Absolute Cure by Using the
Wejust Treatment
(Biconei locally: tables internally.)
It is an honest reliable treatment used
by physicians eveiywhere every day in all
cases of inflammations, ulcers, discharges,
irregularities, nervous symptoms, etc.
ONE CERTAINLY SEES THINGS \
' -
'
—
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I kOJBW TUAT
fTHe
VTHA
« e J ó L v f . p that
UV ER
E Ä ST
STOMACH
i )MACM AND DOWELS IN
sfcyg b*»Yc
ü .a :.;fo n » r a w r a w F in s coax tn e a r e »
Into activity by g e n tle m ethods. T h ey d<
not scour, g r ip e or weaken.
T h ey are A
tonic to the stom uek , liver an d n erves;
Invigorate Instead o f w eaken.
T h ey en
rich the blood and en ab le th e stom ach to
g e t all the n ourishm ent fro m food th at la
p u t into It. T h ese p ills contain no calo
m e l; they are so o th in g , h ea lin g an 1 stim
u latin g. F o r sa le b y all d r u g g is t s In 10c
and 2f»c sizes.
I f yon need m edical a d
vice, w rite M u n yon ’ s D octors. T h ey w ill
advise to the best o f their ab ility a b so
lutely free o f ( ’ b arge.
M l?N Y O N ’ 8 . r “
a n d Jefferson S ts ., P h iladelp h ia, F a .
Send 10c for trial package-
In
M odern
T im e « .
“ Hang It all, Ethel, must your aunt
go along?”
“ Yes, George; but when everything's
going nicely you can pretend that
something's wrong with the machinery
and that it's absolutely necessary to
lighten ship so we won’t be all killed
and then we’ll drop auntie overboard
with the parachute.”—Life.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
S a r c a s tic .
“ You will admit that a court is
necessity,” said the Judge.
“ Yes," answered the audacious at
torney. "But I don’t like to be so fre
quently reminded of the adage, ’Neces
slty knows no law.’ ”— Washington
Star.
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new shoee easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Sample
Idaho Minidokn Project II. 8 . Governm ent irri* Stores. Don’ t accept any substitute.
(m ed land.
Adjoining famous Tw in-F ails tract
FREE. Address A . S. Olmsted. Le Roy. N . Y .
Good climate, rich soil, a nndance o f water. There
in an opportunity v in thin Id«, new country fo r you. ,
N o S p e c ify in g A n y b o d y ,
Mr. Farmer. Fruitgrower. Horn enter er. K uhmiosr |
Man or Inventor. You need to know o f these pood
“I’d like to have you meet Mr. Lobs-
thin«* It ia ■ ou r privilege <o know the facts. T<11
us to send them. Addreaa Will .1. Jones. Soeretnry. I come.
He’s the vice president of our
Settlers Developm ent Lentfue, Heyhurn, Idaho.
FARMERS
A t Druggists or Sent Direct Prepaid.
W E J U S T R E M E D Y CO.
F o r e s t G r o v e , O r.
Fresh, just off the press,
a book that tells
How to Keep the Boy on
the Farm.
CHEAP INSURANCE
Free for the asking.
W rite now , p o s ta l card.
before the supply is exhausted.
R. R E I E R S O N
1 8 2 M orrison St., P ortland, O regon
NOW
! '
et , hte
T IM E
o f the year to have
your teeth out and
p l a t e a n d bridge
work dono. F orou t-
of-tow n natrona we
finish p l a t e a n d
bridiro w ork In one
day l f necessary.
Boxer Revolution.
Syrup the best rem edy to use for their children
d urin g the teeth ing period.
Mrs. M. Morgan, 411 4th Ave., E.,
Brainerd, Minn., writes: “ I take from
L a te P o la r C o n tr o v e r s y .
one to two bottles of Hood'» Sarsapa
rilla in the spring to purify the blood
Vhe king of France marched up the
Just as regularly as I do my house hill with 40,000 men.
cleaning, and go around light-footed
“I wish plenty of witnesses,” he ex
and light-hearted. I believe it is the
plained.
best blood purifier known.”
His
purpose accomplished, he forth
Hood’s Sarsaparilla so combines the
curative principles of roots, barks and with marched down.—New York Sun.
herbs as to raise them to their highest
efficiency; hence its unequaled cures.
Shake Into Your Shoes
Get it today In usual liquid form or Allen’s Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures
painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes
tablets called Sarsatabs.
O N E M O N T H T R E A T M E N T $ 1 .0 0
May Have to Unite As In the
Washington, April 26.-—There is con
cern at the State department over the
Chinese riots in Hunan province be
cause o f the possibility that the trouble
may spread rapidly at any moment.
It is realized here that information in
the Chinese provinces travels with
lightning-like rapidity from mouth to
mouth. So, with flaming anti-foreign
posters being posted in the streets of
Changsha, it is readily understood
what the effect may be on the neigh
boring districts.
I f the riots spread it is believed that
the foreign nations will stand together
with the Chinese government to help
bring about order and prevent blood
shed, as during the Boxer troubles.
Effective naval vessels in the vicin
ity appear to be the United States
cruiser Cleveland, the Japanese gun
boat U ji, and the British river gun
boat Snipe.
The Cleveland, which has just ar
rived at Hankow is o f 3,200 tons dis
placement and carries ten 5-inch guns,
eight 6 pounders, two l-pounders, four
Colt automatic and one 3-inch field gun.
The Snipe is a British river gunboat,
which has just been refloated after
having run aground near Changsha.
She is 58 tons displacement, carries
two 6-pounders and four 45-inch Max
ims.
The Japanese gunboat is 620
tons displacement and carries four 12-
pounders and three Maxims.
literary society.1
“Why, Is It any particular honor to be
a vice president? I thought
“ Not of the kind you are thinking
about, perhaps, but it’s some distinc
tion to be a vice president of our liter
ary society, let me tell you.”—Chicago
Tribune. __________________
F la tte r e d
by
C n r lc n tn r o ,
“ Is our new Congressman homely?
Well, I should say! Did you ever see
a photograph of him?”
“ Why, no. but I’ ve seen caricatures
of him.’’
“ Oh. they flatter him; you should see
ono of his photographs.”—Catholic
Standard and Times.
N
MONEY IS TIED UP.
New York Bankers Try to Sell Stocks
— Few Buyers.
New York, April 26.— The fianneial
Review says the markets o f last week
registered a sharp revulsion o f senti
ment from the hopeful temper o f the
week before. It was the commonly
accepted view o f the close market ob
servers that the advance has been or
ganized by important capital and by
banking interests to stimulate outside
interest in the dealings and to pro
claim a feeling o f confidence at the
financial center which might react on
general business.
The action o f the market at the
opening o f last week was sufficient to
demonstrate the failure o f the experi
ment. Instead o f buying orders, the
country sent orders to sell stocks and
took advantage o f the higher prices
established.
The professions o f contentment with
the conditions o f the steel trade which
had come from official sources in con
nection with the marking up o f stocks
and the predictions o f an increase in
the dividend rate on United States
Steel and o f a favorable quarterly
statement o f earnings, had to be con
trasted with the yielding price o f pig
iron, proposals for reducing output to
avoid an unwieldly surplus accumula
tion, and a falling off in new orders
for different lines o f finished products.
GRAZING LANDS NOT INCLUDED
lt*s P ettit’ s Eye S alve
Secretary Wilson to Take All Such
that gives instant relief to eyes; irri
From Reserves.
tated from dest, heat, sun or wind.
Washington,
April 26.— Although
All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo,
Pairita,
stockmen who hold permits to graze in
N. Y.
__________________
Molar Crowns $ 5 . 0 0
forest reserves are protesting against
22k Bridge Teeth 3 . 5 0
E n viron m en t.
the elimination o f non-timbered lands
Gold Fillings
1 .0 0
FOR GRAIN GROWERS
The person with the Van Dyke beard from forest reserves, Secretary Wilson
Enamel Filling« 1 . 0 0
"W oodlark” Squirrel Poison is the most
Silver Filling«
«50
and the artistic temperament had died announced today that the law does not
reliable and destructive agent yet devised
contemplate the inclusion in the re
6°P?atea>bfr 5.00 I and ROne t0 the ab°de of the blest
for the extermination o f Gopher», Squir
“Well, what do you think of It?” they serves o f any but timbered lands and
Best Rubber
_
p i .,..
7 .5 0
asked him.
rels, Sage Rata and Prairie Dogs. It is
that whenever non-timbered landa are
Painleia Extr’ tion . 5 0
“The scenery is not bad,” he answer
the cheapest insurance against their
found within reserves they must be re
ta vun uruunii ia ramus
» « » T m ethod «
ravages. Every kernel is warranted to Pain lews Extraction F ree when pi a to» o r brid ge work ed, “but the music is hopelessly crud^ stored to the public domain.
ordered. Consultation F ree. Y o u caunot sot better and archaic.”
kill. Climatic changes or moisture o f the ia
painless work anywhere, n o m atter how m uch you pay.
In making the elimination he will
l l w o . r k f u l l y g u a r a n t e e d f o r f i f t e e n y e a r ».
earth do not destroy ita strength. Re- A —T
use discretion to protect the water sup
S u s p ic io n s .
q u ir e * N O M I X I N G O R P R I '. l' A R A T I O N .
Is W
l C
P
U
P t l T S l
Senior Partner— Keep a sharp eye on plies o f cities and towns, but beyond
always ready for use. No other ia so
IN C O R P O R A T E D
Holdfast. I'm afraid he's robbing the that he will insist that all large areas
good. Dealers will refund the purchase
P ain less D entists
firm. Junior Partner—Eh? Is he llv o f grazing lands, particularly around
price if not as claimed. Pamphlet free.
Mine Building, Third 4 Washington. PORTLAND, OREGON lng extravagantly? Senior Partner— the outer boundaries, be taken out. He
H oyt C hem ical C o ., Portland. Oregon
Offlca Hour»: • ▲. 1C. to 8 F. M. I on day a, 9 to X
holds that grazing lands cannot be re
Well, I passed him In the street yester
served to prevent stream pollution.
day, and he was smoking a cigar that
CRIMSON W IN T E R R H U B A R B
didn't smell at all bad.
$1.50 Per I)ozen.
$6.00 PerHundred
$40.00 Per Thousand
Phones for Dispatchers.
A p ril-M au is the T
7 in
im e to P lan t R hubarb am t P e r r y Plants
J . B. WAGNER. The
he RHUBARB and BERRY Specialist
R eason fo r th « N a m e.
St. Paul, Minn., April 26.— The
Pasadena, California
First Milliner—You have designed Great Northern railway has just order
the north pole hat?
ed the telephone train dispatching ap
Second Milliner—Yes; It will be a paratus to be installed on six more di
^ ^ \r ¡ n
You no longer need w eary our-
matter of dispute between the pur visions o f its road. This road is al
4 # IV
I I I self out with the weakening
chaser and her husband.—New York
ready using telephones for this purpose
Sun.
mm
m 4 s beat of an intensely hot kitch-
on approximately 2,100 miles o f line,
and in every new extension which in
W I ■ 1 1 w I L en. You can cook in comfort.
cludes the Fergus Falls, Breckenridge,
Here is a stove that gives DO outside heat. All its heat
North Dakota, St. Cloud and Caseaide
is concentrated at the burners. A n intense blue flame (hotter than
divisions, reaches in the neighborhood
either white or red) is thrown upwards but not around. AU the
o f 1,900 miles. The telephone system
“ I have suffered with piles for thirty o f the Great Northern will extend
heat ia utilized in cooking — none in outside heating.
six years. One year ago last April I be over the entire main line.
| gan taking Cascarets for constipation. In
I the course of a week I noticed the piles
Hermann Is Improving.
began to disappear and at the end of six
W I C K
B L U E
F I . A I
I weeks they did not trouble me at all
Roseburg, Or., April 26. — A fter
Cascarets have done wonders for i
■pending a restful night, Binger Her
am entirely cured and feel like s net mann awoke this morning showing evi
man.’ ’
George Kryder, Napoleon, O.
dence o f slight improvement.
Not
Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good.
entirely removes the discomfort o f cooking. Apply a match and
only is he able to lie in bed com fort
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
immediately the stove is ready. Instantly an intense heat is pro
ably for the first time since his severe
10c, 25c. 50c. Never sold In bulk. The gen
uine tablet stamp 'd C C C. Guaranteed te
illness began, but he is also spending
jected upwards against the pot, pan, kettle or boiler, and yet there
cure or your money beck.
much o f his time in conversation
is no surrounding heat — no sm ell —no smoke.
with members o f his family, whom
W hy? Because The New Perfection
he
readily recognizes.
According
Oil Cook-Stove is scientifically and
Portland is the big market place of the to a bulletin issued by K. L. Miller,
practically perfect. You cannot use
too much wick — it is automatically
the attending physician, late this af
Northwest
controlled. You get the maximum heat
ternoon, the patient is resting easier
Send
Your
Produc.
THERE
—no smoke. The burner is simple. One
than at any time during his illness.
wipe with m cloth cleans it — conse
We are handlers o f Eggs, Butter,
quently there is no smell.
Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or
Bridge Donor Is Found.
The New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove
dressed, also Apples, Onions, Pota
Boston, April 26.—The mystery sur
is wonderful for year-round use, but
toes. Consignments, whether large
rounding the identity o f the Harvard
especially in summer. Its heat oper
or small, are solicited. We can give
ates upward to pan, pot, or kettle, but
alumnus who had offered $300,000 to
you good prices for good stuff.
not beyond or around. It is useless
build a new bridge over the Charles
W rite Us.
for heating a room.
river to the stadium from Cambridge,
It has a Cabinet T ep with shelf
was cleared today when it was learned
for keeping plates and food hot.
COMMISSION M El CHANTS
that Larz Anderson, class o f ’ 99, o f
It has long turquoise-blue enamel
129 Front St,
Portland, Ore.
Brookline, was the man. The proposed
chimneys. The nickel finish, with the
bridge would replace the present struc
bright blue o f the chimneys, makes
ture which has been found inadequate
the stove ornamental and attractive.
Made with 1, 2 and 3 burners; the 2
to accommodate the crowds that flock
and 3-burner stoves can be had with
annually to the stadium for games.
or without Cabinet.
B b o n c h ia l T r o c h e s
PILES
■ N e w P le r / e c t io n .
G i l C o o k -s t o v e
McEwen & Koskey
Every
everyw here j i f nr* at your*. w rit«
fo r DoacrlpUr« Circular to the neare« agency o f Ik«
Standard Oil Company
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(In c o rp o r a te d )
_____________
A n Immediate relief for Hoancnen, Cough«, 3 or«
Throat, Bronchial and Aathmatic Trouble«. A n
art lei« of «upertor merit, abeolutehy ire« from any
harmful ingredient.
Price, 2 5 cent«, 5 0 cents «ad $ 1 ,0 0 per W * .
Sample mailed on requeet.
JOHN I. B R Q W r y ^ S O f ^ ^ t « ^ M ^ ^
REDUCE THE COST OF LIVID«
N o t a drop
o f A lc o h o l
use CRESCENT
BAKING POWDER
25c. FULL POUND
Doctors prescribe very little, if
any, alcohol these days. They
prefer strong tonics and altera
tives. This is all in keeping
with modern medical science.!
It explains why A yer’s Sar
saparilla is now made entirely
free from alcohol. Ask your
doctor. Follow his advice.
In Event o f Serious Trouble, Nations
F a ith .
“ Dr. Fourthly, don’t you believe th*.
time Is coining when the swords sha-.l
be beaten into plowshares and the
spears Into pruning hooks, and men
shall learn war no more?”
“ Indeed I do, Brother Millsap.”
“ But when?’
“About the time when that oth-»r
prophecy Is fulfilled—’and then shall
the end come.’ ”—Chicago Tribune.
F A S H IO N H IN T S
Gravity of Chinese Situation Is Be
coming Quite Apparent.
C a l lu r e .
“Doctor, you operated on that patient
In No. 49, didn’ t you?”
“Yes.”
“ Make a successful job of It?”
“ No, I didn’t. The operation was dU
gustingly simple, and the man wasn’t
in the slightest danger at any time.
The elaborate preparations I had mad«
for handling a critical case were whol«
ly wasted.” ______________
llurnyurü H c part ce.
“ Seems to me," grumbled th« old
rooster, “you’re laying smaller eggs
■ te lla b le
B r e u k fu a t
F ood «.
than your regular average.’’
“ What sort of breakfust food do
“Well, then,” clucked the old hen, “I
don’t need any assistance In cackling you find the best?”
over ’em. Kindly chase yourself around
“ Well,” replied the well-nourished
the yard.”
citizen, “ I haven't run Across any
thing yet that beats bacon and eggs,
A pologie« to Mother Uoo««t
though sausage and buckwheats af
Old Mother Hubbard,
ford a pleasant change occasionally.”
She went to the cupboard,
Aa always had been her habit.
— Philadelphia Ledger.
“I can’t afford beef,”
She murmured, with grief;
The women of Allingtown, Conn.,
8o she made her poor dog a Welsh rab have organized for the protection of
bit.
their village from fire. They are to
hold a country fair, the proceeds of
which will be used to buy apparatus.
Hats Cleaned A blocked 5 0 c,
They will also form a woman’s bri
with Nrw 1 fiaunings $1 —Pan-
gade of the fire department.
l» m a i$ l-la d ie s Straw Hats re-
SfffM7 fa rriS a .b r*»' AMBIR.BRIER
mi MEERSCHAUM. A.uval CoWa,
S IG S IC H E L & C O .
n TWA Staff
EatUal
FEAR MORE RIOTING
Scotch highlanders, who still «peak
the Gaelic at times, settled much of
the country north of Toronto. One day
Dr Rutherford, locally famous, wa»
looking for some men to do some work
for him. He went to a village black
smith shop and found several of then#
Scotchmen standing about.
“Are you a mechanic?” he asked one
of them.
“ Nay,” he replied. “ I’m a McCuig.”
—Philadelphia Saturday Evening Post.
SMITH PAYS
W. Ls DOUGLAS
S 3 .0 0 ,9 3 .5 0 ,$ 4 - ,OO&$ 5 .0 0
This outing suit of rose colored linen
has small tucks panneled in the sides of
the blouse and skirt. Black linen is used
for the belt, collar and deep cuffs.
A jaunty tie is drawn through the
slash in the Mouse front, giving just the
required dash to the whole
^
are w orn
by m ore men tha n
any other make,
BECAUSE:
\V. I*. Iloiit;lu■* •3.00
a m i • 3 . 3 0 s h o e s i$ re
th «
lo w e s t
p r ic e
q u a lity
e o iis ltle r e tl
in t h « w o r ld .
W . L .l > o u « l * * • I . mo
and
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sh o e s
e q u a l, in sty le , tit an
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w e a r , o t h e r m a ikes
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Fast Color Eyelets.
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Tin- tfi'im;n.' I iavc W. !.. iL'iiirlas name and prie*
»tamped
.Mi - ta.lt..in. T a k e \ <• Sin lia| 1 1 ni e>,
\s-iyeii .l.-alerfor W. I.. I » ital is slioea. If they art
not fnr »Hie I> V..nr town write f«>! M uli»rderCatalog,
gl viti if full flue.'ll., 11 * how t<. i.rdt'i l.y mail. Shoe«
Ji h i.'d ilite.•! in.in f.i tory delivered !■> the wearei
All charges j.iej.aid, VV. L. Duuglaa, lirocktou. Alai*
L
Unless there is daily action of the bow
els, poisonous products are absorbed,
causing headache, biliousness, nausea,
dyspepsia. We wish you would ask your
doctor about correcting your constipation
by taking laxative doses of Ayer’ s Pills.
' —*'1 M ses.-
STEINWAY
■ 11 .« I M H A
P is y s n ito r r
T h to e g b
T A i r is
to a
B ig O il V a a t a r e
B o r i n a tea ISO B o d .
A fight for title to 4,400 acres of Fer
ry Lake In Caddo pariah, southwest
Louisiana, and said to be an oil Held
valued at approximately $5,000,000, haa
been begun before Commlaaloner Den
nett of the general land office.
The
claimant la John B.Ktng of Texarkana.
Texas, who made entry over one year
ago under the placer mining a ct He
claims that the area of the lake was
never turned over by the government
to the State of Louisiana, and aa the
attorney general of that Stats did not
put in an appearance yesterday It Is
believed that the State is content to let
ths general government deal with the
proposition before It In any manner
It may deem advisable.
Former Representative John J. Lenfi
of Columbus, Ohio; J. A Telller of
Little Rock, Ark., and J. D. Korner,
also of the capital of Ohio, made up
the legal array which presented Mr.
King’s side of ths case. At the close
of the argument Commissioner Den
nett took the matter under advisement.
He did not announce when a decision
will be rendered in the matter.
For several months past It has been
believed that the State officials of Lou
isiana were going to put up a vigorous
fight for the lake, which also has a
considerable area In the State of Tex
as. Several year* ago, while prospect
ing over the general oil field in the
section where the lake la located, Mr.
King discovered that while the Stand
ard OH Company had located its wells
on all stdes of the property, no attempt
had been made to locate on the lake.
He then went to work, and made a
close examination of the records bear-
lng on the question of title to the land
on which the lake lies. This waa for
merly government land before the back
water from the Red River overflowed
the section and left the lake. He aacer
talned, so it was pointed out in the ar
gument of the attorneys before Com
missioner Dennett yesterday that the
lake was never turned over by the
general government to the State of
Louisiana, and he lost no time in mak
ing an entry on the 4,400 acres in ques
tion, which is believed to be the rich
est In the section in point of possible
oil fields.
With his entry he then made his
plans to bring the matter to the atten
tion of the commissioner of the gen
eral land office, so as to perfect the ti
tle before he begins operations for lo
cating oil wells. He talked at length
yesterday of the question and pointed
out that as the lake la only about two
or three feet deep It will be a compara
tively easy matter to locate oil wells in
ail parts of the area covered by the
4.400 acres In question. Mr. King Is
positive from the Investigations he has
made that the area Is of immense value
and hopes sb soon as he gets title to
begin operations.
The section In which the lake Is lo
cated in both Texas and Louisiana Is
looked upon by oil experts everywhere
as a particularly rich oil country, and
this fact has been singularly brought
out, it is declared, by reason of the fact
that the Standard OH Company has
come Into the section and bought up
all the land bordering on the lake.—
Washington Star.
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