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A C a r ly ls “ HI Pay More for Pork” S A Y S T h om a s C a r ly le at a d in n e r : " T h e B ritis h p eop le, s ir , ca n effort! ' to la u gh at t h e o r ie s ." C a rly le, s c o w lin g , re p lie d : " T h e F re n ch n o b ilit y o f a hundred yea rs a g o th o u g h t th a t th e y co u ld af ford to la u gh a t th e o ris ts too. Hut s m an ca m e an d w ro te a b o o k called ‘T h e S o cia l C o n tra ct.’ T h is m an wa« Jean J a cq u e s R ou ssea u , and h is book | was a th e o ry and n o th in g but a th e o ry j T h e n ob le s co u ld la u gh at h is t h e o ry but th e ir sh in s w en t to b in d th e sec ond ed itio n o f the h o o k ." SM I TH Smith want* any iiuantity «>? l’rodile» you Lav« a mind to x ml him. Th« more the le t ter. He never chargea comm ina ion. Ship by exprcuN. We will pay aa I o II owm for auod. fat stuff: Dreeried Veal, u p to ISO lb s ........................... 12Mi« Ilriwel Fork............................................ 1 1 1 jc L iv e < 'b ir k e n e ..................................................IG. I)reeri«MÌ ( h itk im ......................................... 1 7 ‘ vc Kate«............................. l l e t o r l. An em p ty headed d u k e o n c e M id t» M arket Price A d dress T O A N K L. SM IT H M E A T CO. **FiKhun* the Beef Trust" POR TLAND, OREGON S e ir -l’ OHe«*NMlou. Mr. K a jo n e s, w h o had h appened to step in to the p a rlor w h ile look in g fo r a b ook, w as Just in tim e to see s o m e b o d y slip h a stily olY so m e b o d y e lse ’s N o A ppetite “ I took H o o d ’s Harsa arilla when I wa» knee. a very sick wom an, had no appe itu what "A h , n e s t le ," he ob serv ed , p lea sa n t ever, and cou ld u t .sleep m ore than three ly, "th is is a m erger, is It? O r is It a hours a night. I was persuaded by a Iriend lim ited p a rtn e rs h ip ?” to try it, took tw o b .tiles o f it, and it "N eith er, p a p a ," said B essie, r e c o v greatly btm-liletl in* , g ve m e a go a* appe e rin g h e r se lf In sta n tly; "G eorg e Is my tite and s o u n d -lc p ,” Mrs John Edens, h old in g c o m p a n y — th a t’s a ll." — C h ica go ‘<£¿20 W 3rd Ht., 1) vciiport, Iowa. T rib u n e. H o o d ’s Sarsiip.n i la restores the npp tit* and makes sleep -oun d and refr shing by C h i l d h o o d ’ ll I I ifu llln ir J o y. I uilding up the whole system , it purifies A s lo n g as th ere a re c h ild r e n in the the blood, strengthens the nerves, aids and A orld th e g o ld e n and o b je c tle s s o c c u perfects dige tion. Take it this spring. pation o f m ak e liellevo w ill g o o n ; the Get it today in usual litjyid form or tablet« pursuit o f d e lig h t Itself, u n tram m eled called .Saroutubrt. 100 Dose« One Dollar. >y ru les o r p u rp ose.— E to n C olleg e ’’• h ro n lc le ._____________________ N a tu r a l S c lc c iiu u . T he ca t ha d eaten the ca n a ry . T n le o f T w o C it ie s . "O n e o f us had to g o ,” she said , "an d D ea ler— T h is hat is What wo call the bird cun be sp a red b e tte r than I o u r "L o n d o n sm ok e." ca n .” C u stom er —S om eth in g a little d a rk E ven In the e v o lu tio n o f m u sic, as er, If you please. I h a v e to wear It in we see, the ten d en cy is In ex ora bly t o C h ica g o .— C h ica g o T rib u n e. w a rd the s u rv iv a l o f th e ------- L o o k * D o w n o n O th e r s. F u d d y — Yes, th a t’s C u rtw r ig h t o ve r there. H e's w on severa l a v ia tio n prizes, and co n se q u e n tly h o ld s h is head p retty high. 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Send Your Produce THERE We are handlers o f Epps, Butter, Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or dressed: also Apples, Onions, Pota aa m st inuum » ta r«*nu« Painless tstr don . OU toes. Consignments, whether large W O W G U A R A N T E E D F O R 19 Y E A R S tlnl*eH Extraction h roo when platts or bririgo work or small, are solicited. We can give ordered. Consultation Froo, You cannot get bettor painless work done anywhere. All work fully guar you good prices for good stuff. e anteed. Modern eleotrlo equipment. Host nietbodo. W r ite U s. W ise Dental Co. M cE w en & K osk ey f i ^ l i E H B ! P O R T E N D . ’'O R E G O N «77101 A0UA8: S ▲. M. to • 7. M. Sundays, 8 to L COMMISSION MERCHANTS 129 Front St., Portland, Ore. Seeds Don’ t waste time and money plant ing poor seeds. Our seed ; won First Grand Prize at the Seattle Exposi tion. Our prices are reasonable. Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy. 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T h ere C o u l d n ’t S ta n d S atire. “ No doubt you do,” answered th« A burglar while attempting to rob a are o n ly the exp e n siv e , the m o re e x p e n quiet man, "hut I’d rather see th« siv e, and tho u n attain ab le." bloated bondholder of Maryville by style of your departure than the color City.......... mistake got Into the humble residence of an editor next door. After unsuc* i cessfully fumbling about for suitable assets for some time he was disgusted to observe the tenant of the house sit- ling up in bed and laughing at him. i “ Aren’ t you old Skindersen, the capi talist?" Inquired the housebreaker. “ Nary time," chuckled the Journalist. “ I’m the editor of the Screaming Ea gle." “Jerusalem!" said the burglar, look lng at his stemwinder. "And here I’ve been wasting four precious hours on this branch almshouse. I say, old quill driver, you never poke fun at vour subscribers, do you?" “ Not the cash ones.” "Exactly," said the burglar, taking out his wallet. 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" "O , yes, I p re su m e so, an d g o a t m eat, too, I d are say. I’ ve ea ten in a ll so rts o f re sta u ra n ts." J o h n n y ’s of your money.” A venue! S tra n g e r— Is this a p a y - a s - y o u - e n - te r c a r ? ” N a tive— T h a t d o e sn ’ t c la s s ify it a c cu ra te ly . It’ s a s w e a r -a s -y o u -e n t e r c a r . _____________________ T h e D o c to r — O ne o f m y p a tien ts has been so w o rrie d b y fe a r o f b u rg la rs that she is in d a n ge r o f lo sin g her r e a son. T h e P r o fe s s o r — J u st a w om a n ’ s re a Herrick Demands Probe. Cleveland O., March 8.— Denying wholesome and beneficial rem edies1 charges made recently in congress by and only when actually needed, and Congressman Steenerson against the the w ell-inform ed m other uses only Merchant Marine league, ex-Governor the pleasant and gentle laxative rem Myron T. Herrick, o f Ohio, tonight edy— Syrnp o f Figs and E lixir o f issued a statement demanding a con-1 Senna— when a laxative is required, gressional inquiry by congress into the i as it is w holly free from all ob jec allegations. Congressman Steneerson tionable substances. T o get its ben charged that the league was an organ ization o f persons who expected to get ■ eficial effects always buy the genu big contracts and ‘ ‘ make money at ine, m anufactured by the California shipbuilding and other enterprises, F ig Syrup Co. stimulated by the proposed ship sub sidy.” SE E D S Pacific Coast Biscuit Company Seattle Banker SchifF Who Loaned Japan Money Says She is Enemy. If yon «uffer from KpItSMT, Fits. FallingSickness 8pa«ms, or have children that, do so, my New Pis w isely directed, w ill cause her to covery will relieve th* m. and a’ I you areat-kedtc do la to «end for a Fr« e Triu 1 «3 Bottle o f Dr. Alay’ i give to her little ones only the most ,\ >w /> the Time to Plant Rhubarb and Bern/ Pt nts J. B. W A G N L R , The R H U B A R B and BE R R Y £ p 2 Ciali«t ____________________ Pasadena. California______________________ Portland PREDICTS JAPANESE WAR. FREE IN F O R M A T IO N COUPON C. E. Brooks. 2M69 Brook» Bldg . Marshall. Mich. Please s nd me by mail in plain wrap per your illustrated book and full information a b ou t your Appliance for the cure of rupture. Pinchot Given Gold Medal. New York, March 8.— A gold medal | in recognition o f his services in con- j serving the woodlands o f the country i was presented to Gifford Pinchot, e x - ! ch ief forester o f the United States, at the dinner o f the Campfire club o f ; America. ‘ ‘ Even if I am no longer c o n -! nected with the government,” said Mr. Pinchot, in expressing his appreciation for the medal, ‘ ‘ I shall take the same position with regard to conservation as I have done heretofore. I shall do j my best to aid in preserving the for ests and the game o f this country.” Ctfl'SET a DEVERS I CRIMSON W IN T E R $1.60 l*er Dozen. ator from New York and for years a national figure in Republican politics, died at 3:45 this afternoon in the apartment o f Mr. and Mrs. Gustave Abele, on West Eleventh street, from whom he had rented three rooms for the last four years. Mrs. Abele had been his nurse. Dr. Paul Auterbridge, his physician, said tonight that the cause o f death was chronic and acute Bright's disease. The body was removed tonight to the home o f Frank H. Platt, a son, and will be taken to Oswego, New York, the senator's birthplace, where it will be buried. Funeral services will be held Wednesday at the Presbyterian church in Oswego. The end was startlingly sudden. An hour before the senaotr died his two sons, Frank and Edward, with their families, and his son, Harry, with the latter’ s daughter Charlotte and son Sherman, had left the house after their usual daily visit. The senator said at that time he felt very well and thought he would read the papers. A t 2 o ’ clock he was taken with a fainting spell and Dr. Auterbridge was called hurriedly. The family was not ified and returned in haste. Mr. Platt recovered from his first lapse, but sank into unconsciousness again at 3:30 and died at 3 :45 o ’ clock. The relatives were all at the bedside. P y i C s U c R E e * s * JUST RIGHT C. Gee Wo No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used. No S ffe Operations or Cutting Guarantees to cure Catarrh, Asthma. Lung:, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diaeasi-H of M n and Women. A S U R E C AN C ER CUR E Just received from Pekin, China—safe, sure and reliable. U.. failing in its works. If you cannot call, write for symptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in »tamps. CONSULTATION TREE I Send It On Trial. If you have tried inot»t everything else, noma to fm* Where oilier-, fail in v. here I have my great est »ucceas. Send attfchod <ou|>un today and I will »end you free m> 11 ustrated book on Rupture anti it»i cure, hhowing my Appl ance and giving you price» and nano-, of many people who have tried it and were curod. It is instant relief when all other» fail. Remember 1 use no naive», no har- ntni>, no lie». 1 lend on trial to prove what I say is true. You are tha judge and once h-tving seen my illustrated book and read it you will lie as enthusiastic a.» my of patient» whose letters you can alno New York, March 8.— Thomas Col hundreds read, k ill out free coupon below arid mail it to It’s well worth your time whether you try lier Platt, formerly United States Sen day. my Appliance or not. New York, March 7. —“ As one who helped to finance the late war o f Japan against Russia,” said Jacob H. Schiff this afternoon, “ I say it has developed during the last few weeks that Japan son! has joined hands with that enemy of H o u g h o n I 'o p . you r v a c a t io n ? " all mankind, Russia.” "M a m m a , I d o n ’t u n d ersta n d s om e " A ll o v e r the co u n try . In fa ct, I’ m Mr. Schiff was speaking at a lunch af th ese w ord s. W h a t’s the d iffe re n ce tak in g it n o w — rea d in g s u m m er resort eon given by the Republican club. betw een a d ia lo g u e and a m o n o lo g u e ?" . M terature.” ‘ ‘ Russia and Japan,” he continued, " N o d iffe re n ce a t all, J oh n n y, if y o u r S ta m la r flia ln g Ills G r a titu d e . ‘ ‘ have evidently one purpose at pres fa th er is ta k in g a n y p a rt in the c o n W a r e h a m L o n g — W h a t ’d yo u say e f ent— to keep the great Chinese empire ve rsa tio n ." R o ck e fe lle r w u z to g iv e y e a m illion stifled. d o lla rs ? C o a ta A c c o r d i n g l y . ‘ ‘ I f we are not careful, if we do not T u ffo ld K n u tt— T a n k s ! — C h ica g o show the right statesmanship, and if "It's Just despondency that alls your T ribune. we have not back o f it the great moral husband, Isn’t it, Mrs. Highmore?" "I suppose so, but a specialist is force o f the American people to defeat TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablet«. that purpose, we shall be drawn into treating him for melancholia, and you know that’s quite expensive." DruBrirista refund money if it fails to curcw E. W. trouble. \ -ROVE’S signature is on each box. 25c. ‘ ‘ The most difficult problem the na E a s ily A n sw ered . S tr ik in g an A v e ra g e . tion has to deal w ith,” continued Mr. T h e te a c h e r had w ritten a d ifficult “G ly ce rin e M cC urd y, I lo v e y o u !" Schiff, ‘ ‘ is the problem o f the Far probtem on the b la ck b o a rd . “ O rla n d o S p o o n a m o re , I h a te y o u ! ” East. I am sorry to have to say it, "N o w , ch ild re n ,” she said, "w h a t is "W e ll, th en ,’ ’ he sig h ed , fo rlo rn ly , "I but we are in danger o f war over this Suppose w e ’ll have to co m p ro m is e on same question. As a friend o f Japan, the first th in g to d o w ith t h is ? ” "E r a s e i t ! " sh ou ted the bad little p latonic frie n d s h ip ."— C h ica g o T rib u n e. one who helped to finance her late war, b oy on the fro n t seat. I regret this conclusion, but it is in F nilerhandeil T rick . evitable.” "M a m m a , I d o n ’ t n e v e r w a n t to eat ‘ ‘ The Pacific,” said fJudge Mayer it this re sta u ra n t a g a in .” Sulzberger, o f Philadelphia, who pre- " W h y not, d e a r?" " T h e u n d e r sid e o f m y c h a ir se a t la ceeded Mr. Schiff, and whose remarks 111 w ire sprin gs, and m y g u m w o n ’ t occasioned his declaration, ‘ ‘ is now the commercial center of the world. On itick to it." its eastern shores dwell the oldest civ PILES CURED IN 6 TO 1 4 D A Y S ilizations. Heretofore we white men *A Z O OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case >f Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Pilee iv have said ‘ we are Caucasians and they ' to 14 days or money refunded 50c. are yellow men,’ and we have expected them to bow to us accordingly. This I H la S ta tu * . they are not going to do. A conflict is j m M S I fttivuit you " Y o u r h u sb a n d d o e s n ’ t seem to take A v e ry a c t iv e part in p o litics ," ob se rv e d inevitable. S o pleasant that he Ekes it— sad contains n o o p i- ■ ‘ ‘ An empire were 40o,000,000 people stes. T h e r e is nothing like it lo r Bronchitis. ■ the ca ller. Asthm a snd all troubles of the throat and lungs. H manage to exist is governed by no " N o ," sa id Mrs. L a p slin g . "H e d o e sn ’ t A Standard R em edy i or half s century. * I Can they teach believ e In g o in g to e x tre m e s In a n y mean statesmanship. th in g ; h e ’ s a c o n s e r v a to r y .” O il D r u g g is t * , 2 S C e n t » us or can we teach them? This ques tion will precipitate the trouble. M n r c h o f S c ie n c e . ‘ ‘ The imminent question is Japan. "J u st w h a t I’ ve been e x p ? c t ln g !“ She wants everything but she is not to W a ile d m am m a. " I t ’s th e c r o u p !“ be allowed to get everything. The "N o , m a ’a m ; h e’s been n e g le ctin g controversy over this question o f dom T o F le tch e riz e his so u p .” inance is coming before the people of —C h ica g o T rib u n e. this country, and coming soon.” CAKING POWDER EXTRACTS This wondeful man haa made a life study of the properties of Roots, Herbs and Barks, and is giving: the world the benefit of his services. to Brights’ Disease. I V ogelcr Seed Co. Lyndonville, Vl. After Thirty Years Experience I Have Produced An Appliance for Men, Women or Children That Cures Rupture. Afler Year’ s Srruggle, Falls Victim fla ts . An old military dictionary t«11« u? I that rats were sometimes used in wai I for the purpose of firing powder muga I slues by means of lighted matches tied to their tails. We cannot offhaud re call any historical instance of this, but presumably it did occur, seeing tha» Marshal Vauban laid down special rules for counteracting it. Anyhow the dodge is as old as Samson, who, you may recall, used foxes in a similar way for a somewhat similar purpose Aa to the royal rat catcher, wo may add that he had a special official livery According to Pennant’s "British Zoolo gy," It consisted of a scarlet costume embroidered with yellow worsted, in which were figures of mice destroying wheat sheaves. By the way, rats were not the only animals honored with a special catcher. Liecester, for instance, used to pay a yearly salary of £1 11s 6d to its municipal mole catcher.— . London Standard. D e fin itio n of I n ic r a t t t o d e * "I n g r a titu d e ,” said U n cle E ben , “ le a w o rd m o s ’ fre q u e n tly used b y fo lk s dat has had m o ’ dan d eir sh a re o f f a vors a n ’ had d eir e x p e c ta tio n s o n r e a - s o n a b ly stim u la te d ." — W a s h in g to n P ost. WE PAY CASH For homestead relinquishments, and can sell your farms and ranches quickly. 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In addition to our regular line of beautiful new Pianos, we have many very desirable used Pianos which we are offerinar for a mere fraction of their oriKinal cost. Though you may not have contemplated an immediate purchase, it will pay you to take ad vantage of this opportunity to secure a fine Piano much below t he cost of a new one. Our Rental Purchase plan makes piano buying easy. Fill Out and Mail Today. Please mail me catalogue, bargain list and Rental Purchase plan. Address............................................................. Name of friend who expects to buy a piano: Address............................................................. Pieaae send free copy of Musical Celebrities. How Would You Appreciate $1518 in One Year on an Investment of $325? I f it i s p o s s i b l e t o f r a m e u p a n a b s o l u t e l y s a f e , s a n e a n d c o n s e r v a t i v e in v e stm e n t, a n d at th e s a m e tim j give th e in v e sto r big returns on his m o n e y , w e h a v e f o u n d it— r e a d t h e f o l l o w i n g a n d j u d g e f o r y o u r s e l f ! No chance to lose, and you cannot help making a big profit. Here ia r . our story: Last week a client o f ours read our advertisement for lands fo r col- onization purposes, He thought he had what we wanted and came to see us. He brought with him a de- scription o f 6036 acres. It reads as follow s: Situated in a level valley, 40 miles wide and 90 miles long, completely fenced, 640 acres under plow, 3500 in hay and 1896 acres virgin soil, com pletely equipped for irrigation, all main ditches completed and lateral ditches sufficient to irrigate every acre except the virgin land, and water can be put on every 40 o f the virgin land for a cost not exceeding $25 each 40. The owner has a per petual and exclusive water right; sufficient supply o f water to irrigate the entire 6036 acres, and a surplus anttiriont to siiotilv another tract . ^ equally as large. The property is ready for subdi- vision. The proposit on looked so good to V. U . . . . . . o . . n o t , , « on j .. . to H a v . n o t ,o n „ t us . . that we took a 30 days option at $50 per acre, including water right«. 6036 acres at $50 per acre $301,800 Subdivided into 20 and 40- acre tracts at »100 per acre.................................. $603,600 ------- — — Gross profit o f ................... $301,800 Cost in commissions, etc., to market this land, not less than......................... $150,000 --------------- Making net profit o f ....... $151,800 This land can be purchased on the following terms: March 16, 1910............ $ 32,500 June 10, 1910............. 29,300 Sept. 10, 1910............. 20,000 March 16, 1911............. 30,000 March 16. 1912............. 30,000 March 16. 1913............. 30.000 March 16. 1914............. 30.000 March 16, 1915............. 30,000 March 16, 1916............. 30,000 March 16, 1917............. 30,000 March 16, 1918............. 10,000 T o ta l..........................$301,800 IT IS NOW PROPOSED To organize a Purchasing Syndicate with cap;tal stock of $301,800. This apttal stock to be ne represented by ny capital 100 units o f the par value o f $3,018; that the Union Bank & Trust To. ■hall have the management o f the syndicate cause the property to B be placed in the name of ank A Tl Union Bank <% Trust Company 1 once * take ’ “ the ne- as trustee, and 1 at eessary steps to s> bdivide the land into tracts of 40 acres each; to sell OUR PROPOSITION. the 40-acre tracts at $4,000 each, We propose to form a syndicate to payable $800 down, $800 in one year, buy this land, and immediatety $800 in two years, $800 in thiee thereafter to put it on the market. years, and $800 in four year». SUBSCRIPTIONS TO PURCHASING SYNDICATE. Will he received for syndicate units on basis o f $3,018, payable as fol lows: With subscription___ . . . $ 325 293 June 1", 1910........... . . . . 200 •Sept. 10, 1910........... . . . . 300 March 16, 1911........... 100 March 16, 1912........... 300 March 16, 1913........... 300 March 16, 1914........... 100 March 16. 1915........... 100 March 16. 1916........... 300 March 16, 1917........... 100 March 16, 1918........... ___ T o ta l... W e h a ve no h e s ila n rv in s a y in g that unil h o ld e r s will not he called upon lo make any a d d ition a l paym ents a ft e r the firs t one. Our inquiries from the East after this class o f latid are such that we believe we can sell every acre o f it during the year 1910; and, inasmuch as the proceeds from the sale of land will be applied on deferred payments ,|ue present owners, there ts very pttle probability that the unit hold- holt little era will ever be called on for anything hut the $325. Send in your sub scriptions. 1 1 you want to know what the Union Bank & Trust Company is do- ing in its Real Estate and Coloniza- tion Department, come and see us and we will show you. Respectfully submitted, UNION BANK & TFUST CO. PORT! 4ND. OREGON Vesuvius is Again Active. Nalpes, March 8. Vesuvius has sud denly become active again. For 24 hours there has been a continuous erutpion o f red hot stones and ashes, accompanied by internal detonations. Several fissures have opened, from C olor m o r« f o o d s brighter and faster c o lo .. rs j than an y other dye. One 10c p ackage colors silk, w o o l am ’ cotton equally W «Q A a k dealer, or w e w ill send postpaid at 10c a p a c k a g e . W r it e for free b ooklet which gas ami lava are emerging in to c iv « perfect rm— K I ls to guaranteed ’ M O N R O E D R U G C O M P A N Y . Quincy, Illin o is d y « , bleach and m ix c o lo r * i great quantities. PUTNAM 235 STARK STREET FADELESS DYES