V is it in g Day.
Mrs. A w a s more shocked
that
amused when. In reply to hor question
“ Who w a s at Sunday school this morn
ln g ;M her 4 year old daughter said
“ Everybody but Jesus.”
“ Why, my dear.” said
Mrs.
A.
“ wherever did you get such an Idea;"
“ He was out visiting this morning.’
the little lady confidently said
“ Daughter,” said Mrs. A , “ who told
you such a story?”
"Nobody didn't tell me. mother, but
they Just kept singing It over and over
again: ‘Jesus is calling. He's calling
to-dav.* ” — S iiccp - 5^ Magazine.
C old s on
the C h est
Ask your doctor the medical
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He w ill s a y , “ B r o n c h i t i s . ”
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Thera were three at the litis table
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Suddenly the electric lights went
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An instant later there was the
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electric lights went up each m an was
seen smiling complalsantly.
“ 1 thought I heard a kiss,” s&ld
$ho lady, “ but nobody kissed me.”
Then the men suddenly glared at
each other and flushed and looked
painfully sheepish.— Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
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"L o o gy yuh, Brudder T u m p !” sail
Parson BagsLer while the congregatioi
was assembling in Ebenezer chapel
“ I un'erstood yo’ to nomernate dat yo
would bring our urrin' Brudder Bora:
Smith to de revival yuh to-night."
“ I done did muh best to ’compllsl
muh prognostication, pahson,” rep] let
Brother Tump, holding forth an oh
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blln’ man. our urrin’ Brudder Bora)
Smith, was sawtuh reluctant an’ handj
wld
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Hurricane Wrecks Houses and Does
Great Damage to Crops.
D a m a g e s E s t im a t e d at $ 2 , 0 0 0 , 0 0 0 -
T h o u s a n d s H o m e le s s a n d
T ro o p s
T a k e C h a r g e to P r e v e n t L o o t in g —
L a te n t
C o n a n n ip t io n
C u re.
British and American physicians and
students of tuberculosis are much
interested in the claim authoritatively
made in London concerning the sue
ness o f a new treatment for tubercu-
ldsis discovered by W illiam Dolg, a
layman
The nature o f the treatment
is a poultice containing acite and chlo
ride to be placed on the body near
the affected membrane or bone.
In
about a week an ulcer is formed, con
nected by what Is called a ray of in
flammation with the diseased organ.
This forms a duct through which the
pus la drawn out. The ulcer need«
to be carefully dressed twice a day
with a certain salve. The cure of th»
W a s t e off M a t e r i a l .
diseased lungs Is said to be effected
i In process of time It was observed
that tho multimillionaire, philanthropist In from four to six months.
j had ceased giving costly library build
Pettit’ s Eye Salve fo r O ver 100 Years
ings to towns and cities.
“ W hy Is this, Mr. Cunaggy?" the re has been used fo r congested and in
flamed eyes, removes film or scum
porters asked him.
j “ Young men," he said, “ what is the over the eyes. A ll druggists or H ov*
ard
Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
I use o f building great houses for li
braries when all a man needs for an
I l l « S u m m er G am e.
j education is flvo feet of books?"
I W hereat they marveled, but they A summer game my fancy suits-^
could not answer him.— Chicago T rib It is tho game of picking routes.
une.
Ah. often has ambition soared
To routes that I could ne'er afford.
S iu h II P r o f i t .
I study folders, and the trains,
City Man— I see you keep bees In And find rare pleasure for my pains;
your back yard. Do you find anything And yet. ’ tis strange, I never use
profitable In that?
The routes that thus I pick and choose.
Suburbanite—W ell, yes; I ’ve made a •—Cleveland News.
little money by betting with ray wife
that her cooks would leave her four
L e f t n N a m e D e liliid H im .
times as often as the bees would
Daniel— Hello. Jim!
Who be yew
swarm.
•-digging that ’ole for?
Jim—-Old Lawyer Skinner— ’e died
Il y N i t fl i t .
Hard Featured JVomun—So you haa yesterday.
money once, had you? May I ask you
Daniel— Oh. what complaint?
how you made your first thousand dol
Jim— Not a word o’ complaint. Fam
lars?
ily rather pleased than otherwise.-"
TUffold Kriutt (w iping his eye with
Ally Sloper’a.
his coat sleeve)— Ma’am, I, drempt It!
E. BURTON — Atwayer and Chemist,
H OWARD
Leudvilln. Colorado. Specimen prices: Cold,
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“ I find Cascaretfi so good that 1 would
not be without them. I was troubled a
great deal with torpid liver and headache.
Now since taking Casearets Candy Cathar
tic I feel very much better. I shall cer
tainly recommend them to tny friends as
the best medicine I have ever seen.”
Anna Bazinet,
Osborn M ill No. 2 , Fall River, Mass.
SI n b lio r u .
E ig h ty Is P len ty.
The other morning we saw a man 80
years old going into a doctor’s office.
It seems to us that If we were 80 we
would havs enough.— Bacon (111.) Jour
nal.
FOR
LAZY LIVER
KEY WEST HAS
FIERCE STORM
S m a l l C r a f t in H a r b o r o f H a v a n a
A l s o S u f f e r S e v e r e ly ,
K e y West, Fla., Oct. 12.— As a result
of the hurricane which struck th
southern coast o f Florida today, K ey
West tonight is a mass of wreckage
and the damage to property is esti
mated at $ 2 , 000 , 000 .
M artial law was proclaimed, and the
K ey West guards took charge of the
city.
The United States government has
been asked to dispatch troops here
without delay.
Chaos reigned on every hand, and
few people remained in their homes.
Hundreds
of
houses were
totally
wrecked, and others damaged.
While the hurricane is the worst that
K ey W est has ever experienced, the
local weather observer said tonight
that the indications are that the entire
east coast of Florida would suffer.
One hundred vessels were in the har
bor, but five remained at anchor, the
others having either gone to sea or
been washed upon the beach. Streets
along the waterfront are a mass of
wreckage.
Brick, as well as frame buildings
throughout the city suffered from the
hurricane, and many close escapes from
death have been reported.
Several factories were partly de
stroyed, including the Havana-Ameri-
can, Martinez, Nichols, Huy Lopez,
Manuel Lopez, Fleitas Toreys, Cortez
and W o lf cigar factories. The top of
the First National bank was blown off
and the postoffice is damaged.
It is known that many have suffered
serious injury, and unconfirmed reports
say that several lives have been lost.
The storm reached its height at 1
A H ea d -L in e r.
A n o t h e r llw a u u T u r a b o J i n g l e .
o ’clock today, when the wind had an
(Contributed by a depraved outsider.) Incomparable, distinct, alono!
estimated velocity o f 100 miles an hour.
A lion heart!
A lion then sprang Into view.
This was a hard, steady blow from 8
And roared, "There’s no . use flyln’ ! By such descriptive terms is known
A. M. to 3 P. M „ when the gale began
N.
Bonaparte.
I’m going to make a meal of you !”
to die down, and by 4 o ’clock the center
But he caught the lion lyin’.
And wouldn’ t they look well arrayed o f the hurricane had passed this point.
As soon as the wind had subsided
Upon the bill?
P l y In t h e o i n t m e n t .
Ah. what a. hit he would have made, plundering began. The city police force
"A s to this polar discovery,” said'the
was
unable to cope with the situation,
vandeville.
distinguished naturalist, “I have only —Louisville Courier-Journal.
and the mayor decided to take strin
one regret.”
gent measures to suppress looting, lift
“ And (hat Is----- °
proclamation of martial law resulting.
flu id M e n In D a n g e r .
"That the ship In which Peary sailed
Almost every nationality is represent
A lady In Clayton. N. J.. was caring
for the arctics bears the name of a
for her hair when the tonic exploded, ed among the c ity ’ s population o f 20 ,-
tropical expidrer and wild animal kill
000
, one-half o f whom are employed
badly burning her and furnishing more
er."— Chicago Tribune.
excitement in the neighborhood than a in cigar manufacture, fisheries and
croupy baby. The pure food people salvage companies.
should look into this, for as long as ex
plosive hair tonic Is sold the bald man
C U B A N F R U IT CROP SUFFERS.
is ¿ittlng on a confined volcano.— Min
neapolis Journal.
Damage in V icin ity o f Havana E sti
mated at $1,000,000.
Lesson from the Past.
Horatlus was holding the bridge.
Havana, Oct. 12.— The most serious
“ The boss of the ward," he gasped,
Coming from a source o f unquestioned
tornado since the big blow o f October
"told me this was «n easy Job. and I
authority on the aiin ents of men, it is
17, 1906, struck Cuba early today, de
wouldn’t have anything to d o!”
presumed to be infallible, while the pro
The discovery of the fact, however, vastating the western portion of the
fession generally endorse the ingredients
and prescribe them in m-iny different
that he had been tricked into believing island. In Havana many minor build
forms o f various diseases. The following
Ihe position to be merely a saloon
formula is hi.ghly efficient in quickly re
ings were blown down or unroofed,
keeper’s perquisite had only the effect
storing in nervous exhaustion, melancho
lia, anxiety, timidity in venturing, dizzi
of making him fight all the harder to five persons were killed and about 25
ness. heart palpitation, trembling limbs,
were injured.
hold i t —Chicago Tribune.
insomnia, thinness, cold extremities, tired
all-in feeling and general inability to do
The greatest damage done was in the
those natural and rational acts upon which
harbor, where forty or fifty lighters,
depends a man’s success and happiness in
' social and every-day fife.
many
launches ami small tugs were
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York, and o f the Plant line steamer
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each meal and one when retiring, until
rived safely at 5:30 this afternoon.
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The total damage in Havana and v i
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dinner given by the General Electric
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passed the day inspecting the largest
electrical manufacturing plant in the
world, were entertained by the Jest &
Sons club with a minstrel show. The
endmen, who were Japanese blackened
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can jokes into Oriental setting and
sprung them in their native tongue.
Blank surprise on the faces of the
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Even the white men joined in
Packers to Pay B ig Fine.
Leavenworth, Kan., Oct. 12.— The
case against the Cudahy Packing com
pany for violation o f the internal rev
enue laws by failin g to place stamps
o f proper denomination on packages of
oleomargarine came to an end here to
day by a compromise, when the pack
ing company was fined $5000 and agreed
to pay back stamp tax o f $82,777.50
and special tax of $ 10,000 for agencies,
making the total of $97,777.50 to be
paid by the packing company to the
government.
Fire Nips $1,000,000 Home.
Narragansett Pier, R. T., Oct. 12.—
“ Conochet,” the home of ex Governor
William Sprague, one o f the most beau
tifu l estates in Rhode Island, was de
stroyed by fire early today, with all its
contents. The total loss is estimated
at $ 1 , 000 , 000 , with no insurance.
FARM
C EN SU S
ECONOM Y.
I f f
f \ U
D ir e c t o r D u r a n d H o p e s to S a v e S e v
e ra l H u n d r e d T h o u s a n d D o ll a r s .
Washington, Oct. 11.— U. S. Census
D irecotr Dana E. Durtnd hopes to save
several hundred thousand dollars in
taking the census o f agriculture and
also to increase the accuracy o f the
statistics.
The director stated today that at* the
census o f IbOJ the agricultural data
were handled by means o f punched
cadre. For each farm a large number
o f cards had to be punched, as the
number o f facts recorded regarding a
farm was fa r greater than the number
o f facts required regarding an individ
ual in the population census.
Director Durand said the statistics
o f population and o f agriculture are
collected by a different lorce from that
employed in gathering the statistics
6 t manuafetures. The population and
agricultural data are secured by enum
erators o f whom there w ill be about
65,000 at the present census, they in
turn being appointed by the supervis
o ry o f whom there are about 330. The
difficulty o f securing competent and
faith ful enumerators is very great.
The length o f service is very short, 15
days in the cities and 30 days in the
country districts. The pay is small,
averaging perhaps three dollars per
day in the country districts and a trifle
more in the cities, practically the pay
o f ordniary mechanics. N o t
only,
therefore, are most o f those who seek
to be neumerators able to command
only moderate pay in their occupa
tions, but many o f them are men who
can not command regular employment
and who are looking for odd jobs.
The director hopes that a consider
able number o f the colleegsand univer
sities o f the country^may see fit to g iv e
leave o f absence to their students for
the short time required to do this work
o f enumeration. The college student is
a very useful enumerator in some
cases, but it is exceedingly desirable
that enumerators should actually live
in the distritsc where they work, and
tflere are multitudes o f districts where
no college students reside or where such
students are in institutions hundreds or
thousands o f miles from their homes.
Another class who can render good ser
vice as enumerators are school teach
ers, but, with the enumeration taking
place in A p ril and May instead o f June
as form erly, fe w school teach« rs can be
spared from their duties to take the
census.
DRY
G re a t
F A R M IN G
CO NG RESS.
in t e r e s t Is S h o w n
F ro m
P a r t s o f the C o u n t r y .
A ll
B illings, Montana, Oct 11..— An in
teresting example o f the widespread
interest in the dry farm ing movement
was given in the morning mail received
by the secretary the other day when
fourteen states and Canada were rep
resented in the memberships recorded.
These ranged from the Pacific coa9t on
the W est to Pennsylvai ia on the East
and from Canada to N ew Mexico.
There were several memberships from
Canada. The states from which the
applications came were California, Col
orado,
Idaho, Montana, Minnesota,
Missouri,
Nebraksa,
N ew Mexico,
North Dakota, Oregon, Pennsylvania,
South Dakota, Wsahington ^and W is
consin.
Memberships are being received at
such rate that the edition o f the Hand
book o f Inform ation, which contains
the report o f the third seasion o f the
congress, has been exhausted and the
secretary has been compelled to an-
nuonce to new members that there are
no more o f these valuable books avail
able. A ll persons join ing the congress
from this tim e on w ill receive the sec
ond annual Handbook which w ill con
tain the proceedings o f the Fourth Dry
Farm ing congress which w ill meet at
Billings, Montana, October 26 28, and
a resume o f the contents o f the first
edition.
The officers o f the congress set out
a fte r the close o f the Cheyenne m eet
ing with the ambition o f m aking the
membership o f the congress total 10,-
000 before the B illin gs m eeting and
the indications are that they w ill come
very near that goal. In one day re
cently the
secretary received 180
memberships coming from all parts o f
this country and from several foreign
lands. E very mail brings more.
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’Remember, my son, there is no short
eut to learning."
"O, yea, there Is, dad. All you have
;o do nowadays is y> read five feet of
>ooka."
L ate n t
A c liie v e m e n t
of
S c ie n c e .
The young man bent forward.
“ W ait a moment,
Herbert,”
said
Amelia, producing an implement a few
Inches long, shaped like a tennis rack
et, made of silver and specially pre
pared c'lk gauze, and holding It up be
fore her 11ps. “ New, Herbert."
Then they took their first disinfected
kiss.— Chicago Tribune.
One on
I lie
O ld
lin o .
"Grandpa, how many letters in the
alphabet have more than one syllable?”
“ L et mo see. Tommy; a, b, c, d, e,
S tiff neck ! Doesn’ t amount to much, f----- ”
"You didn’t learn your letters very
but m ighty disagreeable.
You ’ ve no
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grandpa
?’’
ard O il will lubricate the cords and
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Had
T im e
to
Spare.
Joaquin M iller was once overtaken
by a countryman who gave him a long
ride. Tired, at length, of the conversa
tion, the poet took a novel from his
pocket. "W hat are you reading?" said
the countryman.
"A novel of
Bret
H arte’s," said Mr. Miller. "W ell, now,
I don’t see how an immortal being
wants to be wasting his time with such
stuff." "A re you quite sure." said the
poet, "that I am an immortal being?"
“O f course, you are.” “ If that Is the
case," responded Miller, "I don’t see
why I need to be so economical of my
time.” — Boston Herald.
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Member of School Board— I think
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Gentlemanly Caller— Yes, but your
geographies are old-fashioned, you
know. W e are running a specially pre
pared, up to date edition through our
presses right now, with the north pols
plainly marked where Dr. Cook discov
ered it. How many thousand copies do
you think you cun use?— Chicago T rib
une.
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o f tho United States circuit court o f ap
peals today, Timothy Carroll, a pioneer
o f Southern California, wins his fight
to compel the Los Alim itos Sugar Com
pany to pay 1 pm royalty on his patent
beet dump. The decision crowns with
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70 years old, against poverty and hard
ship. It will make him independently
rich before the expiration o f his pat
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For Infants and Children.
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ago, when the sugar company refused
to recognize Carroll’s rights.
CASTQRIA
Say Anti-Betting Law is Void.
N ew York, Oct. 11.— The Coney Island
and Brooklyn jockey clubs, which were
indicted recently with 30 bookmakers
and detectives for alleged violation o f
the law against betting at racetracks,
served notice today thaf they would on
October 15 interpose a demurrer on the
ground that the Hart-Agnew law was
unconstitutional. They assert that the
special election which sent W illiam C.
Wallace to the state senate from N i
agara county was illegal. Without Mr.
W allace’s vote the bill would have been
defeated.
Improve Immigrant Station.
El Portal, Cal., Oct. 11.— One direct
result o f President T a f t ’s trip to the
West has been the immediate improve
mont o f immigration conditions at San
Francisco. By the president’s direc
tion Secretary Nagel ordered that the
new immigrant station on Angel island,
Ban Francisco harbor, be opened at
once. The opening o f this station had
been held up for a long time for want
o f an appropriation for furniture and
supplies.
Riches Fall on Old Man.
San Antonio. Tex., Oct. 11.— James
Fagan, an aged switchman here, re
ceived official word today that a Car
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