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B a d B r e a th PEARY TRIUMPHS AND REACHES POLE S U G G E S T IO N S F R O M FARM ERS. C e n s u s D ire c to r D u ran d Invites T h eir '•F o r m onth* I had g reat trouble with tny P re c lic a l C o -o p e ra tio n . stom ach and use«! all k inds of m edicine My tongue has been actually as green j W ash in g to n , S e p t. 6. — T he fa rm e rs grass, m y b reath hav in g a bed odor. Two o f th e U n ited S ta te s a re n a tu ra lly very w eoksagoa friend recom m ended Cascarets an«! after using th em 1 cau w illingly and m uch in te re ste d in th e cen su s o f a g r i cheerfully say th a t th e y have entirely Hashes News of His Discovery During c u ltu re and fa rm s th a t w ill be ta k e n cured me. I th erefore le t you know th at I shall recom m end them to an y one suffer A pril 16, 1910, a s one u f th e su b je c ts Homeward Voyage. ing from su ch tro u b les.” —Chas. H . Hal* to be covered by th e th ir te e n th decen pern, 114 K. 7th S t., New York, N. Y. nial census. M any a re sh o w in g th e ir P le a s a n t, P a la ta b le . P o te n t, T a s t e G o o d , D o G o o d . N e v e r S ic k e n . W e a k e n o r G rip e. in te r e s t by w ritin g to th e census bu 10c, 25c. 50c. N e v e r s o ld in b u lk . T h e g e n F o und N o R ra c e o t C o o k on A rctic u in e ta b le t s ta m p e d C C C. G u a r a n te e d to re a u fo r th e purpose o f m ak in g com 923 cure o r yuur w u u o y b a c k . Jo u rn e y — B rie f M e ss a g e F ro m mentB upon census in fu rm a tio n re g a rd L a b ra d o r C o a s t A n n o u n ces S u c ing a g r ic u ltu re as p re se n te d in th e M in t K e e p A w u k e . c e s s A fte r a L ifetim e o f E ffo rt— “W hen you Kits a job o’ work to do, p a s t. T h e d ire c to r Of th e cen su s w el W orld A w aits A rrival. so r,’’ said U ncle E ben, "don’t im agine com es a ll such su g g e stio n s and g iv e s you’» a chicken on a rooa’ an ' kin hold th em c a re fu l co n sid eratio n , a s be is yoh position by g ’ine fa s’ asleep.’’^ - W ash in g to n S tar. N ew Y ork, S e p t. 7 .— P e a ry has an x io u s to h av e th e re s u lts o f th e com reached th e N o rth P ole. I t h a s been ing census correspond a s n e a rly a s m ay H e IIIdee H U P r r llu g « , “T h is p o p u lar iiction is all rot. In doubly d iscovered. F ro m th e bleak be to th e d e sire s o f th e people m ost in real life th e g irl's f a th e r seldom ob c o ast o f L ab ra d o r C om m ander P eary te re ste d . je c ts to the m an of h e r choice.” y e ste rd a y flashed th e new s th a t he had In a d d itio n to stu d y in g c a re fu lly "You’re w rong there. He often ob a tta n e d his goal in th e F a r N o rth , jects. b u t h e ’s usually too wise to say w hile a t th e sam e m om ent in D enm ark th e se su g g e stio n s, th e d irc to r has on an y th in g ." K an sas C ity Jo u rn al. D r. F rd e ric k A. Cook w as b ein g dined h is own in itia tiv e re q u e ste d c e rta in am i lionized by ro y a lty fo r th e sam e p ro fe sso rs o f econom ics and a g ric u l W h e r e W o m e n I2 rr. ach iev em en t. tu re o f th e m ore im p o rta n t u n iv e rsi T he tro u b le w ith a w om an p ro ten d Y ankee g r i t has conqueredjthe frozen ing to believe her h u sb an d w hen he tie s o f th e c o u n try , and o th e r persons tells a falsehood is th a t he Is e n co u r N o rth and th e re h as been c re a te d a co- w ho h ave sp e cialized in a g ric u ltu ra l aged, In ste a d of being ash am ed .—A t incidnce such as th e w orld w ill n ev er m a tte rs , to com e to W ash in g to n f o r a see ag ain . chison Globe. T w o A m e ric a n s h av e p la n te d th e sh o rt tim e fo r th e purpose of stu d y in g H appy Day. Hag o f th e ir co u n try in th e land o f ice, c a re fu lly and c r itic is in g p luns now un E sp ecially is it d esired to 'W e ll, Jo h n n y, do you wish you wero w hich m an baB so u g h t to p e n e tr a te for d e r w ay. A g ro w n -u p m a n ? ” fo u r c e n tu r ie s ; and each, ig n o ra n t of o b ta in th e ir opinion r e la tiv e to th e "You b e t I do.” tho o th e r ’s conquest, h as s e n t w ith in a q u estio n s to be ask ed and th e ir form , “ B ut w h y ?” a s th e r e s u lts to be o b tain ed w ill so “So people w ouldn’t ask me such fool p eriod o f live days, a locoaconic m es la rg e ly depend upon th e c h a ra c te r o f sa g e o f success. qu estio n s."—C leveland Header. A d isp a tc h from S t. Jo h n s , N . F ., th e schedule and th e m a n n er in w hich I 'ro o f o f Dove. Hays th a t P e a ry found no tra c e o f D r. th e q u e stio n s a re propounded, TheBe “So you th in k h e ’s really In love, Cook. T h is new s reach ed J h e re la s t su g g e stio n s, com ing fro m o u tsid e e x sh?” n ig h t th ro u g h C a p ta in R o b e rt B a r tle tt, p e rts, a re p ro v in g to be o f g r e a t value, and i t is believed th a t in consequence "No d o u b t n b o u t It. W hy, he th in k s o f th e R oosevelt, P e a r y ’s ship. sh e 's a ttr a c tiv e In a u to goggles."—» W hile P eary does n o t e x p re ssly r e o f th is p re lim in a ry stu d y m ore valua L ouisville C o jr ie r - J m rn al. p u d ia te D r. Cook’s co n ten tio n in so ble and a c c u ra te d a ta w ill be o btained m any w ords, h is s ta te m e n t m ay have th an could o th e rw ise be secured. A f “ XevciP C o n U n d e r s t a n d . * » te r th e s e sp e cial stu d e n ts and e x p e rts S till, a w om an c a n 't u n d e rsta n d why an im p o rta n t b e a rin g upon d e te rm in in g h ave m ade th e ir p re lim in a ry stu d ies, on eighteen inning b ase ball gam e th e e x te n t o f D r. C ook’s e x p lo ra tio n s. T he R oosevelt w as in good condition form a! co n feren ces a re held in th e sho u ld In te re s t h e r h u sb a n d m ore than a good h o t su p p e r.—D etro it Fre« and th e crew all r ig h t, C a p ta in B a r t officp, in w hich th e w hole m a tte r o f th e P ress. l e t t w ired, and he rep o rted t h a t th e c h a ra c te r o f th e shedules and th e b e s t schooner J e a n n ie , c a rry in g su p p lies fo r m ethods o f se c u rin g th e in fo rm atio n T a lk a tiv e . are th o ro u g h ly gone over. “T alk ," said U ncle E ben, “Is su m p ln ' th e ex p ed itio n , had m et th em off the T he d e p a rtm e n t is also Beeking to like rain . A ce rta in am o u n t I s w el- co ast o f G reenland. secu re th e ad v ice and co -o p eratio n , as como n n ’ necessary. H ut doggone a f a r a s possible, o f th e officers and e x R A IL R O A D S IN WAR. d elu g e!" -W a sh in g to n S tar. p e rts o f th e d e p a rtm e n t o f a g ric u ltu re , S t a n d i n g - o n H i s V tlulifa. o f th e s t a te a g ric u ltu ra l colleges, Police Ju stice—Have you any way a* N ew S c h e d u le s B eing A rra n g e d fo r f a rm e r s ’ so c ie tie s and lik e o rg a n iz a making u living? P acific C o a s t L ines. tions. Vagrant I her, y’r honor. I kin C hicago, S e p t. 7.-—W hen th e H ill make brooms. S A N T A FE S T IR S U P RIVALS. Police Justice— You can? W here did lin e s announced five days ago th a t they would lop te n hours off th e f a s 'e s t you learn th at trade? V agrant— I decline t ’ answer, y’r hon tim e b etw een C hicago and th e N o rth O fficials Call H asty C o n fe re n c e s on Pacific co a st p o in ts th ey in a u g u ra te d a o r. S c h e d u le s . speed w a r t h a t h as now sp re a d over C hicago, S e p t. 6.—T h e m a n a g e r o f th e e n tir e tra n sc o n tin e n ta l railw ay A p u re p h o sp h a te In th e S o u th w e st te r rito r y , the th e S a n ta F e road h as rr.ude a definite in g g p p o o w w d d er er th th a a l t m ap. b b a a k k in _____ d o e s all th a t th e fig h t is on fo r th e m ail c o n tra c ts, h u t p ro p o sitio n to th e Postoffice d e p a r t h ig h p riced b a k in g p o w d e rs will do a n d does to g e t th ese, th e roads m u st p u t on m en t to p u t on a new m ail and ex p ress it b e tte r. I t r a is e s th e f a s te r and b e tte r tr a in s . T he S a n ta tr a in b etw een K a n sa s C ity and Los d o u g h a n d m a k e s lig h t e r. sw e e te r a n d b e tte : Fe proposes to c u t te n h ours off its A n g eles t h a t w ill red u ce th e p re se n t rise n fo o d s. S old by g i o T h is w ill tim e b etw een K an sas C ity and Los ru n n in g tim e by te n hours c e rs 2 5 c p e r p o u n d . Ji y o u w ill sen d u s y o u r A ngeles and its riv a ls a re s c u rry in g re q u ire a t r ip o f o v er 1,800 m iles to be n a m e a n d a d d re s s , we in ev ery d irectio n and o rd e rin g th e ir m ade in 50 h ours, o r a t th e r a te o f o v er r ill send you a book on h e a lth a n d b a k in g p o w d er. e x p e rts to “ s t r i n g ” new scheules, g e t 37 m iles an hour, in clu d in g stops. CRESCENT MFCJ. CO. S e a ttle , W n. W hen i t becam e d efin ite ly know n to e q u ip m en t in th e to p m o st condition and be ready to m eet th e tim e o f th e d ay th a t th e S a n ta F e had a g re e d to ta k e te n h o u rs off th e la te s t schedule S a n ta F e. IF YOUVE T h e fig h t s ta rte d w hen th e H ill b etw een K a n s a s C ity and L os A ngeles, N E V E R WORN lin es a p p a re n tly so u g h t to fo re s ta ll the c o n s te rn a tio n re ig n e d in th e official C onfer S t. P au l road, w hich, w ith its P u g e t ra n k s o f th e W e ste rn ro ad s. sound ex ten sio n , w ill soon be in a p o si ences w ere held on all sid e s, a g e n ts o f tio n to m ake tro u b le in re g a rd to rateB c o m p e tin g lin e s w e re d isp a tc h e d to W ash in g to n w ith in stru c tio n s to learn and m ail c o n tra c ts. you've yet B oth o f th ese m oves took th e com a t all co st th e position th e g o v e rn m e n t to learn tHe bodily p e tito rs o f th e B u rlin g to n by su rp rise is lik ely to ta k e in the m a tte r , and o r comfort it gives in and caused no end o f s c u rry in g and d e rs w ere h a s tily issued by th e Rock the wettest weather Islan d and S o u th ern P acific fo r tim e co n su lta tio n . 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P O S IT IV E L Y P A I N L E S S E X T R A C T IN G F R E E w h e n p la te s o r b ridge* a re o r dered W E R E M O V E T H E M OST S E N S IT IV E T E E T H A N D RO O TS W IT H O U T T H E L E A S T P A IN . N O S T U D E N T S , no u n c e rta in ty . For the Next Fifteen D ays W e will giv e you a g >od 22k gold o r p o rce lain c row n f o r .......................... 13.50 22k b rid g e t e e t h ..........—......................................... 3.50 M olar c ro w n ................................................................ 5,00 Gold o r enam el fillin g s......................................... 1.00 S ilv e r filling*..................................................................... 50 Good ru b b e r p l a t e s .................................................. 5.00 T he b e st red ru b b e r p l a t e s .................................. 7.00 P a in le ss e x tr a c tio n s ........................................................50 A L L W O R K G U A R A N T E E D 15 Y E A R S D r. W . A . W is e P r e s id e n t a n d M a n a g er The Wise Dental Co. (IN C .) T h ird »n d « » » h i n e t on S t a PO R TLA N D , OREGON p N U w N o. 3 7 O* H E N w r i t i n g «o B f U c r t i i a n p l e M « m e n t i o n title p a p e r . T h re e S h ip b u ild e rs C o n s id e r L o catin g Y a rd s in D om inion. O tta w a , O n t., S e p t. 7 .— C anada is e x tre m e ly an x io u s to possess a w ar fleet o f its own and e ffo rts are b ein g p u t fo rth to induce B ritis h sh ip b u ild e rs to locate p la n ts on C anadian soil. It is said th re e w orld fam ous sh ip b u ild e rs a re now co n sid erin g proposals to locate bran ch y a rd s in th e D om inion and have been assu red t h a t th e C an ad ian g o v e rn m e n t w ill g r a n t ev ery concession in the w ay of ta r iff or in any o th e r lin e pos sible. W hile th e C anadian m in is te rs a t th e London co n feren ce on n av al d efen se have k e p t th e g o v e rn m e n t h e re advised on th e d iffe re n t ste p s o f th e n e g o tia tio n s, an official account o f w h a t has been ag reed upon h as n o t y e t been re ceived. Girl S w im s N ine M iles. N ew Y ork, S e p t. 7 .— A d elin e T rap p , 20 y e a rs old, today sw am n in e m iles th ro u g h th e w a te rs of H ell G a te from th e fo o t o f E a s t E ig h ty -n in th s tr e e t. A ccom panied by P ris c illa H ig g in s, a g irl a b o u t h e r own ag e. M iss T ra p p sw am in th e w ake o f 40 s tu rd y sw im m ers o f th e U n ite d S ta te s V olu n tary L ife S a v in g corps. F ifte e n o f the m en sw im m ers w ere forced to g iv e up befo re th e finish and M iss H ig g in s, a f t e r g o in g m o st o f th e d ista n c e w as seized w ith cram p s. M iss T ra p p fin ished s tro n g . A m e ric a n s A re in F lo o d . M o n terey , M ex., S ep t. 7 .— G eneral T revino, com m anding th e m ilita ry zone, received a d isp a tc h to n ig h t from T am pico, s ta tin g th a t S oto L a M arina and th e su rro u n d in g co u n try , in w hich a re m any A m erican oil m en, had been overw helm ed by a tid al w ave. T he lia p a tc h s ta te s t h a t th e in h a b ita n ts of Soto L a M a rin a had ta k e n re fu g e in th e h ills and w ere d e s titu te . T he tow n of T u la , in th e s ta te o f T a m a u lip a s, w as s w e p t by a n o th e r flood S unday, houses b e in g c a rrie d aw ay and rich p ia n ta tio n # d e s tro y e d . A tte n d a n c e R e c o rd S e t. S e a ttle , S epL 7 .— All a tte n d a n c e re c ords a t th e e x p o sitio n w ere broken y e s te rd a y w hen th e people o f S e a ttle , cel e b r a tin g S e a ttle day a t th e fa ir, »w arm ed to th e g rounds in an endless stre a m , th e to ta l a tte n d a n c e a s g iven o u t a t m id n ig h t a m o u n tin g to 117,01ft. T h is is 22,707 g r e a te r th a n th e a tte n d ance on th e o p en in g day, w hich h e re to fo re held th e record. T h is b rin g s th e to ta l since th e o p en in g o f th e ex- poaition to 2,688,684. W ire le ss A c ro ss O c e a n . P a ris, S e p t. 7 .— W ireless m essag es from N ew Y ork are now receiv ed or in te rc e p te d alm o st daily by th e m ili ta r y s ta tio n on th e Eiffel to w er. O c casio n ally rad io te le g ra m s h ave also been receiv ed from C anada, w hich i t is believed form a record in w ireleee. N A T U R A L B R ID G E F O U N D . R ock Span 2 7 4 F e e t L o n g D iscov e r e d in U tah . S a lt L ake, U ta h , S e p t. 6. — W ith a span o f 274 f e e t and m ore th a n 300 fe e t high, a n a tu ra l b rid g e ,.s a id to be th e la rg e s t know n, h as been discovered by m em bers o f th e U ta h A rchaeological so ciety , w ho h ave re tu rn e d fro m an e x p e d itio n a lo n g th e C olorado riv e r, in N o rth e rn A riz o n a and S o u th e rn U ta h . T h e b rid g e is located fo u r m iles n o rth o f th e A rizo n a lin e in th e s ta te of U ta h , six m iles e a s t o f th e C olorado riv e r. On its top w ere found im beded se v e ra l fo ssils o f re m a rk a b le size, in d ic a tin g th e p resen c e in e a r lie r tim e s o f g ia n t a n im al life . T he p a r ty b ro u g h t b ack p h o to g rap h s as w ell as a collection o f r a re p o tte ry and b a s k e ts used by th e cliff d w ellers c e n tu rie s ago. D ecisive B a ttle Is E x p e c te d . P e ra , S e p t. 6.— T h e c u lm in a tio n o f th e b o rd er a ffra y s b etw e e n T u rk ish tro o p s and th e M o n te n e g rin s o ccurreed n e a r C u sin k , a c ity in T u rik is h t e r r i to ry , w h e re a p itc h e d b a ttle w as fo u g h t, acco rd in g to ad v ices received h e re to d ay . T h e re w ere h eav y losses on both sid ra and a n u m b er o f ca su a l tie s re p o rte d . A m ong th o se in ju red w e re five T u rk is h w om en. T h e M on te n e g rin s fired upon th e T u rk s , -ccord- in g to th e d isp a tc h e s. A rm ed forces a re now fa c in g each o th e r on th e fro n tie r , and a d e cisiv e b a ttle ib exp ected . Hull B u ried in M ud. S e a ttle , S e p t. 6. — F iv e thousand dol la r s ' w o rth o f je w e lry h as been recov ered by d iv e rs fro m th e w recked s te a m e r Ohio, w hich lie s su b m erg ed in C a rte r s bay, w h ere she w as beached by C a p ta in Jo h n so n , acco rd in g to a w ire less d isp a tc h receiv ed h e re fro m th e s te a m e r H um boldt, w hich is en ro u te fro m S k a g w a y to S e a ttle . T h e work o f th e d iv e rs, acco rd in g to th e die- p atch . is h am p ered by m ud c a rrie d into th e hull o f th e s te a m e r by th e c u rre n t o f a cre e k e m p ty in g in to th e bay n e a r by. White Steamers Use Kerosene as Fuel S ince I ’v e Heeu In th e A ruif, I ’m P ad d y W h ack of Bullyhack, N o t long ag o tu rn 'd soldier; In g ra n d a tta c k , In sto rm o r sacks N one will th a n I be bolder. W ith sp irits gay I m arch aw ay, I please each fa ir beholder. And now th ey slu g “H e ’s qu it« th e th in g ," Och! faith ! ye girls, I ch arm ye. A nd th e re ye come, a t b eat of drum . T o see m e In th e arm y . R ub a dub dub, an d pilll 11 loo. W hack! fw al de lal la an d trllll II loo/ I lau g h an d sin g like a n y th in g S in ce I’ve been In th e arm y. T h e lo ts of g irls my tra in u n fu ils W ould form a p le a sa n t p a rty ; T h e re ’s K itty L ynch, a tid y wench. And S u k e an d P eg M cC arth y ; M iss Ju d y B ag g s an d S ally M aggs, A nd M u rth a S crag g s all sto rm me. A nd Molly M agoe Is a f te r me S ince I’ve been In th e arm y. T h e S allies a n d P ollies an d K ittle s and D ollies In n u m b ers would ala rm ye. E ’en Mrs. W h ite, w ho’s lost h e r sight, A d m ires m e in th e arm y. THE W H IT E S T E W I E I t W H IC H M ADE A S U C C E S S F U L D U R LIO D EM O N ST R A T IO N K E R O S E N E AS F U E L ON T H E R E C E N T ¡id.-.» M IL E G I.ID D EN T O U R . OF T h e m ost in te r e s tin g a n n o u n ce-1 T h e co m p lete su ccess of th e new a m o u n t o f fu el used on th e trip m eu t ev e r m ad e In co n n e c tio n w ith fu el w h ile on th is 2 6 5 0 -m lle p u b l i c 1 sh o w ed t h a t k e ro se n e Is a t least th e a u to m o b ile In d u s try w as u n -1 te s t an d th e a d v a n ta g e s g a in e d ' fifteen p e r cen t, m o re efficient, g allo n T h e ro a rin g boys who m ak e a noise A nd th w a c k ’d me like th e m ischief d o u b te d ly th a t m ad e a m o n th o r tw o i th ro u g h its u se w ere w ell d escrib ed fo r g a llo n , th a n g aso lin e. T he c a r fn A re now becom e b efo re m e dum b, ago to th e effect th a t th e new m o d els In th e fo llo w in g d isp a tc h w hich th e o th e r re sp e c ts m ad e __________________ a m o st c re d ita b le O r else a re v ery civil. of th e W h ite S team C a rs could he ru n | c o rre s p o n d e n t of th e New Y ork S u n sh o w in g , an d th e re w as th e u s u a l_rlv - T h e re ’s M urp h y R oake, who often on k ero sen e , o r co al oil. In stead o f | s e n t to his p a p e r a t th e co n clu sio n of a iry a m o n g th e o b s e rv e rs to he as- broke g aso lin e. E v e ry o n e a t o n ce re c o g th e to u r ; sig n e d to th e W h ite so th a t tboy My head, now d a re s n ’t d a re me, nized th a t th e u se o f th e new fu el "A fe a tu re o f th e to u r w h ich w as | co u ld rid e w ith th e m ax im u m o f corn- B u t bows an d q u a k e s an d off he w ould ad d m a te r ia lly to th e a d v a n w atch ed w ith sp ecial in t e r e s t w as j fo rt. T h e only a d ju s tm e n ts o r re- sn e ak s ta g e s w h ich th e W h ite a lre a d y pos th a t th e W h ite S te a m e r u sed k ero - p a irs c h a rg e d a g a in s t th e ca r d u rin g S ince I’ve been In th e arm y. sessed o v er o th e r ty p e s o f cars. se n e, o r ‘coal o il,’ a s fu el In ste a d o f ! th e lo n g tr ip w ere tig h te n in g a lu b rl- A nd If one n eg lect to pay m e respect, T h e re w ore so m e p eo p le, h o w ev er, g aso ltn e . The new fu e l w o rk ed c a to r pip e a n d w irin g a d am ag ed m ud Och! a n o th e r tip s th e blarney, who w ere sc ep tical a s to w h e th e r o r W ith "W hist! m y frien d , an d d o n 't o f sp le n d id ly th r o u g h o u t th e 2 6 5 0 -m ile j ffuard. T h ese p e n a ltie s w ere not ln - n o t th e new fu el co u ld bo used w ith Jo u rn e y , an d a ll c la im s m a d e in Its 1 flirted u n til m o re th a n 2 0 0 0 m iles fend A g en tlem an of th e a rm y .” co m p lete success a n d , th e r e fo r e , th e b e h a lf w ere fu lly p ro v en . F ir s t o f h ad b een co m p leted w ith an a b so lu te - m a k e rs o f th e W h ite C ar, th e W h ite a ll, a s r e g a rd s ch eap n e ss, th e W h ite ly p e rfe c t sc o re .” My a rm s a re b rig h t, m y h e a rt Is ligh^ C om p an y , o f C lev e la n d , O hio, d e te r d r iv e r se cu re d k e ro se n e all a lo n g th e A p a r tic u la rly in te r e s tin g fe a tu re Good h u m o r seem s to w arm m e; m ined to m a k e a p u b lic d e m o n s tra ro u te fro m C c e n ts to 10 c e n ts c h e a p of th o new W h ite S te a m e r Is th a t I’ve now becom e w ith every chum tion of th e new fu el In th e 1909 GUd- e r p e r g allo n th a n w as paid fo r g aso e ith e r k e ro se n e o r g a so lin e m ay he A fa v o rite In th e arm y . den T o u r. len e. S econdly, th e new fu el w as u sed a s fu el. T h e n ecessa ry a d ju s t If I go on a s I ’ve begun F ro m th e s ta n d p o in t o f th e p u b lic, h a n d le d w ith o u t an y p re c a u tio n s, and m e n ts so th a t th e fuel m ay be ch an g ed My co m rad es a ll Inform me, no te s t m o re s a tis fa c to ry co u ld h av e it w as n o t u n u su a l to see k e ro se n e from k e ro sp n e to g aso lin e , o r vice T h ey soon sh a ll see th a t I will ba been se lected . F ir s t o f a ll. th e d is b e in g p o u red In to th e fu el ta n k w hile v ersa, m ay be m ad e In a co u p le of A g en eral In th e arm y . ta n c e co v ered on th e G lld d en T o u r, th e crew of th e c a r an d an in te re s te d m in u te s; b u t so co m p letely su ccessfu l D elig h tfu l notion, to g e t prom otion. T hen, ladies, how I ’ll ch arm ye, fro m D e tro it to D en v er an d th e n c e to cro w d sto o d by w ith lig h te d c ig a rs h as k e ro se n e p ro v en to be, th a t It Is F o r It’s m y b elief co m m a n d e r-in -c h ie / K a n s a s C ity, w as 2650 m iles. T h is , an d c ig a re tte s . At th e finish o f th e n o t b eliev ed th a l an y p u rc h a s e rs w ill I shall be In th e arm y . w as c e rta in ly m o re th a n sufficient to j to u r , th e W h ite w as th e only c a r per- c a re to u se gaso lin e. b rln g o u t an y w eak n e sse s. If su ch h ad j rn itte d by th e a u th o r itie s to e n te r T h e W h ite C o m p an y r e p o rt th a t A GASTRONOM IC ID Y L. ex iste d . S till m o re Im p o rta n t w as C o n v e n tio n H a ll, w h e re th e te c h n ic a l th e d e m a n d s fo r th e ir new ste a m c a rs th e fa c t t h a t th e c a r w as a t a ll tim es e x a m in a tio n to o k p lace, w ith o u t — b o th th e $ 2 0 0 0 -m o d el an d th e E m p i r e s M a y F u l l , b u t t h e G e n iu s w h ile o n th e ro ad u n d e r th e su p e rv i d ra in in g its fu el ta n k . T h ird ly , th e J tOoO-mortel -exceed th e ir m ost s a n o f C o o k ery H eu ia ln a T r iu m p h a n t. sion o f o b s e rv e r s ’ n am ed by th o se new fu el p ro v ed to he a b so lu te ly g u in e e x p e c ta tio n s. It Is e v id en t th a t You w ill And a sm a ll re s ta u r a n t ju s t w ho e n te re d o th e r c o n te s tin g cars. «■ithout sm o k e o r sm ell. F o u rth ly , th e c o m b in a tio n o f s te a m — th e pow In sid e th e s tr e e t e n tran ce. I t Is p re T h e re fo re , it w ould h av e been Im pos k e ro se n e could be p u rc h a se d a t w h a t e r Which e v e ry o n e u n d e rs ta n d s an d sid e d o v er by a w a ite r who h a s ap sib le fo r th e d r iv e r o f th e W h ite to e v e r p a r t of th e ro u te was m o st co n h as co n fid en ce In— w ith k ero se n e — p a re n tly been 10 y e a rs of age for th e h a v e even tig h te n e d a b o lt w ith o u t v e n ie n t, and n o t once d u rin g th e trip th e fu el w hich ev ery o n e h a s on h an d la s t tw o decades, sa y s a w rite r in th e th e fact b ein g n o ted an d a p e n alty In th r o u g h th e te n S ta te s of th e M iddle an d can h a n d le w ith o u t an y d a n g e r B ookm an. H e h a s a frien d ly , a le rt flicted. At n ig h t th e c a rs w ere W e s t w as th e r e fo u n d a g ro cery sto re — Is th o ro u g h ly a p p re c ia te d by a ir , an d a n y th in g in th e w orld th a t g u a rd e d by P in k e rto n d e te c tiv e s an d w h e re k e ro se n e w as n o t re a d ily an d u p -to -d a te p u rc h a se rs o f a u to m o you w a n t h e w ill p ro m p tly provide, co u ld n o t be a p p ro a c h e d by a n y one. c h e a p ly o b ta in a b le . F in a lly , th e biles. fo r th e h o n o r of th e H otel de N or m an d ie. You w ill n a tu ra lly o rd er R a r e E x p e rie n c e . W e ll S u p p lie d . I P h o to g ra p h y en ab les u s to see the in som e s o rt of p o tta g e o r so m eth in g th a t S u n d ay School T each er—Now, D a n y o u r fan cy su g g e sts; b u t w h atev er “ I find it h a rd to kill tim e," de visible. By exposing for a long tim e a else you do, be su re to call fo r m us ny, w h a t do you u n d e rsta n d by " rig h t clared th e p am pered pet. “ I on ly have dry g elatin e plate, it show s the im age! sels. I can see y ou tu r n in g up y o u r eous in d ig n atio n "? my m usic, you know . How do you of s ta rs too dim to be seen th ro ugfc the m ost pow erful telescopes. D an n y —G e ttin ’ m ad w ith o u t sa v in ’ m an ag e?" no se a t th is. In A m erica, w ho e a ts a n y cu ss w ords.—B oston T ra n sc rip t. m u ssels except p e rh a p s a t r a re tim es “Oh, I do v ery w ell,” an sw ere d th e lim e * f o r C h o r u m G i r l * . som e pickled m u ssels? T hey a re w ith M o th e rs w ill f in d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o th in g o th e r g irl. " In a d d itio n to m y m usic, “T hey say th a t m elody m akes th e us in th e sam e categ o ry as trip e . B u t B yrup t h e h s t r e m e d y to u s e f o r t h e i r c h ii d r e a I h av e m y sw eeping, m y d u stin g , my cows yield m ore m ilk." d u r i n g t h e t e e t h i n g p e r io d . “T hen th e in stallatio n of a te x te tte behold th e g e n iu s of th e F re n c h ! sew in g and my d ish w a sh in g .”— L o u is of o p eratic m ilk m aid s m ig h t in crease W hen th e w a ite r b rin g s In a en o rm o u s In P a ris th e re a re th irty -tw o m iles ville C o u rier Jo u rn a l. the d airy o u tp u t, an d also keep th e s ilv e r bowl w ith a dom elike silv e r cov of u n d erg ro u n d railw ay s, w hich carry boys on th e farm ."—P h ilad elp h ia N o T im e to S p a re . er, a n d w hen he rem oves th e cover— 35,000 p assen g ers a day. T w enty-five ' P ress. M rs.—O, Ja ck ! Dolly told me the th e n you fo rg e t e v e ry th in g In th e m iles m ore road a re u n d er c o n sid e ra m ost ex citing secret, an d m ade me w orld except th e d elicio u s sa v o ry sm ell tion. sw ear never to tell a living soul! of th e steam w h ich a rise s fro m th e M r.—W ell, h u rry up w ith It. I’in S tro n g W inds an d S a n d S to rm s m y ria d sh ells th a t open lo v in g ly for late to th e office now.—C leveland L e a d you to e x tra c t from th em th e d a in ty cause g ra n u la tio n o f th e eyelids. P E T er. est so o th es and sea flavored m u ssel th a t lu rk s w ith in . T IT ’S E Y E S A L V E q u ickly reliev es, 25c. A ll d ru g g is ts 01 lip a n d D o w n . M ussel, did I say? No. th e se a r e not H o w ard B ro s., Buffalo, N. Y. COFFEEi R ed d — D on’t you th in k th e p rice of th e o rd in a ry m ussels th a t A m erican s TEA SPICES au to m o b iles Is too h ig h ?” H e m m e d I n . BARING POWDER know . F re n c h g astro n o m ic g e n iu s h as • EXTRACTS G reene— S u re ; b u t th ey ’ll com e R a n k in —W hy don’t you open a s a v tra n sfo rm e d th em in to m oules m arin - J U S I RIG H T dow n a fte r a w hile.” lere. In som e d eftly m ag ical w ay th e in g s acco u n t? F yle— I guess I’ll h av e to; th ey ’ve <SaCE!E3JI!2> “ A bout th e tim e th a t a irs h ip s be F re n c h ch ef h a s im p arte d a delicio u s sh u t down on me w h ere I’ve been r u n g in to go up, I suppose?”— Y onkers CL0SSET 8DEVERS su g g e stio n to th e m oules. Ju st th a t {____ PORTLAND. ORE. J n in g a spen d in g account. S tatesm an . indefinable, ev an escen t m em ory of g a r R e a listic . lic — g a rlic w h ich in th e h an d s of th e M aybelle—T h a t tall, slen d er chap o rd in a ry cook Is an offensive an d d ead A F la v o rin g . I t m akes • w ent on th e sta g e m ade up a s a w om ly w eapon, b u t w hich In th e h a n d s of s y r u p b e tte r th a n M a p le . a cook of h ig h degree— a n a r t i s t In an? H ow did he look? G ladys—S tric tly up to date. You ^ J S o ld h y g ro c e r» . fa c t— is a m ean s for a c h ie v in g som e know, he h a s n ’t an y hips. of th e su p rem e triu m p h s of h is a rt. Co*t T oo M n ch . A fte r th e m oules you w ill h a v e a n y M een lster—And w hy d id n ’t ye come th in g y ou ca re fo r—d a in ty slices of g a la n tin e o r sliced capon n e s tlin g to th e k irk la s t S a w b e th ? S an d y —I am id w atercresses, and th e n p erh a p s had n o w t b u t a sh illin ’ in m y claes. som e p each es in a little b ask et w h ere T h a t’s ow er m uckle siller to p it in th ’ co n trib u tio n box all a t ain tim e.— th e f r u it Is enfolded In leaves from its C leveland L eader. own tre e an d rip en ed to p recisely th e I m p o » a lb le M ow , r ig h t tu r n on som e a n c ie n t w all in "T here’s a funny item in this pnper th e su n s h in e of an old F re n c h g ard en . T h en , p erh ap s, som e pulled b read and about an Ohio man refusing an offer of a b it of C am em b ert and a cafe Maza- a fat consulship.” W here? Let me see it." g ra n In a long glass. No one rem em T h ere it is.” b e rs now th e b a ttle th a t gave Its 'O, you ninny. Don’t you see tho n am e to th is p a rtic u la r p re p a ra tio n of headline over th at collection of items? coffee— w h ich show s th a t m en m ay 'H appenings of F ifty Years Ago.’ ”— is c o n s ta n tly in c re a sin g . T h e b ig c re a m e ry c om panies a r e c o n s ta n tly on (h e lookout a nd a r e o ffe rin g good p ric e s. A g r e a t m a n y d a iry m e n a re b u y in g m ore cow s in s te a d o f try in g com e an d em p ires m ay fall an d a rm ie s Chicago Tribune. to g e t all th • p ro fits possible o u t of th o se th y now h a v e . T hey seem to th in k a b o u t all m ay be d ash ed in to fra g m e n ts upon Lennon fro m (h e Pant. t h a t th e y can d o is to ru n (he m ilk th ro u g h a c ream s e p a r a to r , n e v e r s to p p in g to co n sid er th e battlefield , b u t th e g en iu s o f cook w h e th e r th e c re a m s e p a r a to r is d o in g its d u ty a s it should. I f its a n o ld -fa sh io n e d , o u t-o f- U n d o S am h ad Ju st paid $7,000,000 d a te o r c h e ap m ac h in e it c a n ’t g e t all th e b u t- e ry re m a in s triu m p h a n t a n d Its fo r A laska. t e r f a t —it w a s n ’t in te n d e d to. Y o u r d a iry p ro afehlevem ents a re nev er lost. " T h a t’s a good deal of m oney,” he fits can b • in cre a se d from 5 to 25 p e r c e n t by aaid, “b u t It’s ch eap er th a n benevolent th e u se o f A N ic k e l ( Igar. assim ilatio n ." B esides, in th o se d ay s U ncle Sam A good “k id ” sto ry from th e H u tc h A NEW IOWA in so n G aze tte: I t w as th e boss’ b ir th had n o t h u n g o u t h is sign a s a world power. CREAM SEPARATOR day. T h e office boy knew it, because W a s Mot to Illa m e . he h ad h e a rd th e boss’ w ife say so. T he S e p a ra to r (h u t has won rec o g n itio n by th e th re e la-t e x p o sitio n s. S t. L ouis, P o rtla n d and “Y oung m an ,” said th e ste rn p aren t," T h e office boy w orsh ip ed th e boss and J a m e sto w n , a nd h a s th e e n d o rs e m e n t o f all when I w as yo u r age I had to w ork had b o u g h t him a b irth d a y p re se n t. th e leading d a iry e x p e rts . I ts u s e a c tu a lly fo r a living." "W ell, sir," an sw ered m eans th e s a v in g o f a g r e a t a m o u n t o f c ream . O ften h e had h eard th e boss say th a t the frivolously Inclined youth, “I ’m not It also m ea n s th a t y o u r c ream m ak e s b e tte r th e on ly p re se n ts he lik ed w ere cig ars, to blam e for th a t. I h av e alw ay s d is b u t te r and n e v e r has th a t s e p a r a to r t a s t e p e c u lia r to c ream skim m ed by o th e r m achines. p ro v id in g th e y w ere 10-cent cig ars, ap p ro v ed of m y g ra n d fa th e r's a ttitu d e T his is b e c au se th e Iow a is so easily cleaned a nd n e v e r becom es choked u p w ith filth and an d he w as w o rried for fe a r th e boss In th e m a tte r.”—W ash in g to n S tar. d irt. A m ong its m an y a d v a n ta g e s a r e th ese m ig h t n o t lik e h is presen t. w a ist-low s u p p ly c a n ; enclosed g e a rin g ; M o t i o n fn M oorn ln ar. t a e o f o p e ra tio n ; a d ju s ta b le c ra n k ; n e a t np- T h e boss caipe an d th re w open h is B u tch e r—W h a t can I send up to-day, j e iran o e; in te rc h a n g e a b le p a rts ; e tc . IT IS desk. L y in g th e re w as a sm all parcel. Mrs. S ty les? p o s it iv e l y t h e : c l o s e s t s k im m e r ON T H E M A R K E T . S e n d fo r c a ta lo g u e . H e opened it an d found th a t i t con Mrs. S ty les—Send me up a leg of ta in e d a cig ar. He looked a t It close m utton, and be su re th a t It is from a M »st complete line of black sheep; we are In m ourning, you ly. I t w as a nick el cig ar. Agricultural Implements “ H u h ,” said th e boss, d isg u sted ly . know.—Red H en. T h en he n oticed th a t th e re w as w rit W r o n g K i n d o f Coolc. and Vehicles in g on th e pap er. H e read : M istre ss—Ja n e, I c a n ’t h av e you e n on the Coast. ‘H appy b irth d a y , I d ld e n t buy a te rta in in g com pany in m y k itch en all Prices and Goods Right. ten c e n te r cause I only had a n ick el.” th e tim e. New Cook—F aith , a n ’ It do be your T h e boss b it th e end off th e c ig a r, Wc have a reach ed In h is pocket an d drew o u t a own fau lt, m a’am. Yes should ’ave PORTIAND m a tc h an d lig h te d th e weed. He ad v ertised for a plain cook.—Puck. Dealer O p e n R oad to P ro m o tio n . O m aha. S e p t. 6 .— D. C. B uell and G. W . S ie v e rs, app o in ted a t th e in sta n c e o f E. H. H a rrim a n to conduct a puffed c ritic a lly a m in u te. tech n ical school fo r in stru c tio n o f 'I d id n ’t know th ey m ad e su ch good U nion P acific ra ilw a y em ployes, opened M gars fo r a n ick el,” he said. th e in s titu tio n today. M ore th an 100 a p p lic a n ts w e re on hand, r a n g in g from T e ll-T a le A rom a. sectio n hands to d ra u g h tsm e n in the J o s h — I t ’s too bad. e n g in e e rin g d e p a rtm e n t. T h e school is B o s h -- W h a t’s too bad? d esig n ed to fit em ployes o f th e road J o s h —T h a t o u r n eig h b o rs alw ay s fo r b e tte r p o sitio n s and is open to know w hen we h av e frie d o n io n s for th em w ith o u t ex p en se. su p p e r, b u t n ev er get n ex t w hen we h av e stra w b e rrie s an d Ice cream .— M any L o st in J a v a F lood Y o n k ers S tatesm an . B a ta v ia , J a v a , S ep t. 6. — I t is e s ti W hen th e re Is a spot on tb s table- m ated th a t 600 n a tiv e s h av e perished in th e floods in S o u th e a s te rn J a v a . T he c lo th a t th e g u eet's place, and th e hoet- d am ag e to p ro p e rty and crops h as been e ss offers no apology w ith IL It la tim e enorm oua. fo r th e gueat to ta k e th e h in t an d go. OLDE W a MAPLEINE THE CRY FOR CREAM In Had Com pany. “S u rren d er. In th e nam e of th e G reat Jeh o v ah and the C o n tin en tal C o n gress." dem anded E th a n Allen when T lconderoga fell. C o n g ress w as then In m uch b e tte r com pany th an It is now —D etro it News. Out of 6,500 members of the London Diocesan Church Lads’ Brigade over 3,- ' 000 attended the annual service a t St. j P aul's cathedral. | , PUTNAM in your town. He is a good man to know FADELESS OREGON SPOKANE BOISE SALEM DYES O olor m o r e g o o d s b r ig h t e r a n d f a s te r c o lo r s t h a n a n y o th e r d y e . 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