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About Estacada progress. (Estacada, Or.) 1908-1916 | View Entire Issue (April 8, 1909)
VETERAN S AT Get Rid of Spring Humors NICARAGUA BACKS DOWN im pure o r effete m atters accumulated in the blood during the winter cause in the spring such disfiguring and puiuful troubles us boils, pimples, and other eruptions, also weakness, loss o f appetite, that tired feeling. The best medicine to take is H o o d ’ s Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the blood, and effects permanent cures by g iv in g healthy func tional a c tiv ity to the stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels and skin. Central Am erican Nation tx p resse s Desire to Settle. H ood’s Sarsaparilla effects its w onderful cures, not sim ply because it contains sarsaparilla, but because it combines the utmost rem edial values o f more than 20 different ingredients, each greatly strengthened and en riched by this peculiar combination. These ingredients are the very rem edies thut successful physicians prescribe fo r the same diseases and ail ments. There is no real substitute f o r H o o d ’s Sarsaparilla. I f urged to buy any preparation said to be “ just as go o d ,” you may be sure it is in ferio r, costs less to make, and yields the dealer a larger profit. Begin taking H o o d ’s Sursaparilla today, in the usual liquid form o r in tne chocolated tablets known as Sarsatubs. 100 Doses One Dollar. N o th in g U n r e r t a lu Nu Uuala. “ Miss Pimmie, may I — er— call you?” “ No, indeed, sir; you have known me six months, and you’ ve never sent me a picture postcard.” A bou t Jerk . Nan— Well, there’« one thing about Jack, anyhow. He «peak« right out what he thinks. You always know where to find him. Fan— That’s so. I nearly always lind him here when I come. One uu Only One "BROM O Q U IN IN E ” U n c le iliraam . City Niece— Well, l Tncle Hiram, how did you enjoy the tea with the slices of lemon in it? Unde Hiram— Tea? (Josh, g a l! 1 thought that wus pure out-and-out cir cus lemonade. That is L A X A T I V E B R O M O Q U I N I N E . Look fo r the Riitnature o f E . W . G R O V E . U se d tho w o rld o v er to C u re a Cold in O n e D a v . 26c. W h e r e th e T r o u b l e W a e . “ Old chap, why don’t you make up your mind to marry and settle down?” In S e a r c h o f I n f o r m a t io n . “ You chump, it takes two minds to do that, and I haven’t quite got Freda’s Pete de Pickpocket— Wot ye lookin' at that paper fur? mind made up yet.” — Chicago Tribune. Watty de Winder Smasher— I want to P e ttit’s E y e S a lv e f o r 2 5 c find out whuther them di’ monds I lifted relieves tired or overw oreed eyes, out o’ that plate glass front las’ night i9 stops eye aches, congested, inflamed wuth $5 or $">,000— Chicago Tribune. or sore eyes. A ll druggists or Howard Bad C aae. Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. “ I never was so shocked in my life/ T h e r e A r e E x c e p t io n s . said Mrs. Lapsling. “ 1‘earley Winter- green is trying to get a divorce from hei Borne necessary things, you’ll note, husband. She says she has found out Can never be done by rule. that they made a mistake when they wen You can’ t learn how to milk a goat married ; he isn’t her real infinitive." At a correspondence school. €■1 a t to n y . The octopus’ appetite clamored for pulp Over the country lie hungrily strode. He swallowed a forest or two at a gulp And picked his teeth with the fork! of the road. — Chicago Tribtine. C A S T O R IA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature o f U s e fu l Hom e R em edy. U lt im a t u m F r o m S e c r e t a r y K n o x P r o d u c e s Q u ic k R e s u l t — S p e c i a l C o m m is s io n L e a v e s f o r W a s h in g t o n — E it h e r C o m p r o m i s e or A r b it r a t e E m e r y D a m a g e C la im . Washington, A p ril 6. — Secretary Knox was given to understand today by M inister Espinosa, o f Nicaragua, that the Nicaraguan governm ent would make an early e ffo rt to settle eith er by compromise or by arbitration the claims for damages o f the G. D. Em ery com pany, whose concession for cutting ma hogany was cancelled. The minister told the secretary that a special commission would leave im m ediately for this city, carrying full instruction for the minister, which would empower him to reach a settle ment. I f a compromise is not reached the minister w ill sign a protocol sub m ittin g the case to arbitration. The last communication from Secre tary Knox to the Nicaraguan minister was in the nature o f an ultimatum. B R IT A IN W A N T S A IR FLEET. M a y E s t a b l is h " T w o - P o w e r ” S t a n d a r d f o r D i r i g ib le s S a m e a s N a v y . London, A p ril 6 . — Great Britain seems to be awakening to the fact that the other nations o f the world are leav ing her behind in the race fo r command o f the air. W hile the members o f the house o f commons w ere draw ing the attention o f the governm ent to the fact that G er many has built or is building d irigib le airships and urging the governm ent to take up with energy the construction o f a British fleet, there was being held today a m eeting in the Mansion House under the chairmanship o f the lord mayor o f London in support o f the same subject. Am on g those present w ere Adm iral Charles Beresford, Prince Louis o f Battenburg, Lord Curzon, S ir Hiram M axim and Adm iral S ir P ercy Scott, all o f who heartily supported energetic action. Adm iral Scott advocated a " t w o p o w e r" standard in airships as w ell as in dreadnaughts, and mentioned inci dentally that the navy had designed a new gun which at a distance o f 6,000 fe e t could be exceedingly destructive to war airships. “ A Turkish bath is such an excellent thing,” remarked Miss Tartun, “ that have often wished these Turks who sell candies at expositions would take one oc L im it e d A m b i t i o n . Naggus— Say, Borus, if you expect as casionally.” an author to be one of the foremost----- L o aln fg N o O p p o r t u n it y . Borus— I don’t. Fd be satisfied to be merely one of the six best. “ Now that we’ re to be under civil ser vice,” said the crossroads postmaster, ‘ and I may have to take an examination some day, I ’d better be picking up all the information I can.” Thereui>on he proceeded to read all the postal cards.— Chicago Tribune. For Farms in the Northw est from people who are on the way W h a t C o u ld S h e D o f from the East and Middle W est The Young Man— I wish to thank and can place you in touch with you, sir, for giving me your assistance buyers with money. W IS E O N P L U M S . in persuading your daughter to marry l.et us hear what you have for sale me. The Old Man— Sir, I was violently W iz a r d B u r b a n k H a s 6 1 7 V a r ie t ie s on opposed to the match. H i s P la c e . The Young Man— I know it.— Cleve 4 2 0 L u m b e r E x c h a n g e B u ild in g Santa Rosa, Cal., A p ril 6 .- That the land Lender. several varieties o f toothsome plums PORTLAND OREGON H e E x p la in s . now known to fru it lovers are destined "W hy Is it, professor,” asked the young to be relegated to the list o f forgotten man with the bad eye, "that when Chris delicacies is the b elie f o f Luther Bur topher Columbus discovered this country bank, the plant wizard o f this city. he didn’t settle down and stay here?” ‘ I am now experim enting w ith 517 "I>oubtless you are aware, my young distinct varieties o f plu m s," said Bur friend,” answered the professor, "that the Spanish form of his name was Cbristoval bank today, “ any one o f which I be lieve is superior to any plums now Colon.” to w rite us fo r sam p les o f th e beat all wool known to the world. F o r the past few "Yes. sir.' 415 S u its e v e r p rodu ced. Made to con form to your exact measure. "W ell, a colon does not mean a full months I have been w orking and e x W e send you sam ples, m easu rem en t blanks, stop. We will return now, young gentle perim enting with this fru it and in tak and abso lu tely g u a ra n te e style, tit and w o rk men, to the consideration of the lesson.1 ing an inventory o f the results I have m anship o r y o ur m oney back. —Chicago Tribune. found that I have on my ranch at least W R IT E U S T O D A Y 517 plums o f which the layman has H la C la im to D is t in c t io n . never heard.” The rising statesman on his wedding Burbank has recently evolved a five tour was revisiting the sceues of his leaf clover and states that an addition 7th & Stark Sts. PORTLAND. ORt childhood. "This, my dear,” he said to his bride, al leaf w ill be forthcom ing in the near "is the old homestead where I was born. future. Do you see that ancient log cabin?” C z a r W ill G o V o y a g in g . "Yes.” "You have no idea what strange emo St. Petersburg, A p ril 6.— P relim i tions fill me when I look at that little nary preparations are being made for WATERPROOF cabin, Myrtilla. I — I wasn’t born in it, a round o f state visits by the emperor you know.” to the Scandinavian capitals, and pos sibly (o London in the early summer. D e e p S ea A m e n it ie s . According to the plans his m ajesty w ill The shark was reviling the skate. are cut on large patterns, designed “ You’re such a cheap one !” said the leave in June aboard the imperial to give the wearer yacht Standart, escorted by a division shark. the utmost comfort "Worse than that,” sighed the skate. o f the B altic fleet and torpedo boats, I ’ve even been accused of being a dis and w ill go to Stockholm, Christiana UGIIT-DU RAM-CLEAR “ tant relative of yours.” and Copenhagen, and perhaps thence to CUARAilTIU^rtRPRO0' Which the listening lobsters, being England, to return K in g Edward’ s mereiy lobsters, considered fairly good v is it during the summer. This is the ' SLUTS *3 2 2 repartee for that locality.—-Chicago Trib first exten sive imperial trip projected S U C K E R S »3 2 2 une. MtSUMl m r since 1901. WE HAVE INQUIRIES ATLAS LAND COMPANY It W i l l C ost Y o u 2 Salem Woolen Mills TOWER’S FISH BRAND O IL E D GARMENTS rou tun mams mi •*<*«*» s / cm or me run. l^ S r ‘ Ha D eaf or pnrtially drat peopl*» may now make a month's trial of the Stolz Electrophone at home. Thia m nnuaoalb im portant n e w »fo r the d raf, fo r l>> this plan tho tinul select ion of the one completely aat i«factory hearing aid ¡a in de easy and inexpensive fo r ev eryone T his new in vention (U . S Patent No. 7K1.573) renders unnecessary such un- «itfhtly. clumsy and frequently harm ful device» as trumpets, horns. tubes, ear drums, fans, et . It is a tiny electric te l ephone that fits on t .«• e r, and which, the instant it is ap plied. raainities the sound waves in such E t J t r * p h o n , fn“use—less “ ¡ £ o n“ h l » i “ ' ' £ tonepicioua than e y e -o lo e t t in “ ear- nesa o f all sounds. It overcomes the bnzzinx and roaring ear noises, and also s constantly and electrically exercises the vital parts o f the car that, usually, the natural, unaided hearing itaelf Is gradually restored. Prominent Business Man’s Opinion 8 T O I.Z E L E C T K O P H O N E CO.. Chicago I am pleased to say that the Electrophone is very sat isfactory. Being small in si/e and great in h ear ing I'lali'le s makes it P R E F E R A B L E T O A N Y I H A V E T R IE D , and I »>elieve I ha\e tried all of them I can recommend it to all persons who have defective hearing. - M . * . H O Y T . W holesale (iro- cer. M ichigan Ave and R iver St.. Chicago. W rite or call at onr Chicago offl. e for particu lars o f our perso al home test offer and list o f prominent e dorsers who w ill answer inquiries Physicians cordially invited to Investigate. Ad dress or call (call ir you can'. K ELECTWPH0KF CO.. I *80 Stewart Bide Oncai* ch Offices: Phllade phia. Cincinnati. Indian- apolis. Pittsburg. I.os Angeles. Seattlo. I>ea Moinea. I o o ijville. C Te^land Toronto Foreign o « < <\ 82-86 Fleet St.. London. Eng. F N U [w N o . 1 5 -0 9 H E N w r it in g to s d v e r t l N n p le n a « m ontino th la pap er. Ite a o n rc e . M a n H a d H e a rt o f S to n e . V a r i o u s O r g a n i z a t io n s P la n n in g B 'g T i m s T h i s S u m m e r . fo r The nation's war veterans, and the PE-RU-NA F o r C ra m p * In tlie Stom ach o f Six Y ear* S t a n d in g . was trou bled with cram ps in the stomach fo r six years. I tried many kinds o f m edicine, also was treated by three doctors. "T h e y said that I had nervous dys pepsia. I took the m edicine fo r two years, then I go t sick again and gave up all hopes o f g e ttin g cured. " I saw a testim onial o f a man whose 4i\ sons and w ives and daughters o f them, are carrying out b ig plans for represen- tatiori at the Alaska-Yukon-Pacitic e x position. The m ilitary order o f the Loyal Legion has preempted a five acre tract on the exposition grounds and is establishing upon it patriotic head quarters. The Grand Arm y o f the R e public w ill w be rnprrteci.Lteu represented nnu and no so w w i ill puuiH. w ill n c a se w a s s i m i |a r to m jn e , b e in g cu re d the bona o f Veterans, the Ladies o f the ' . 0 .. . . . . " . G. A . R. and the W om en’ s R e lie f Corps. I b* P e ^ " 1 a ’ SO ,hou6 ht ' " ° uld S 've " E arly in the year the Loyal Legion ' * , r ' * 1’ 1 Procured » bottle at once, entered into correspondence w ith the f a n d com m enced takin g it. " I have taken nineteen bottles, and W ar department at Washington with the result that it haa secured a splendid am entirely cured. I b elie ve Peruna equipment and has already established is all that is claim ed fo r it.” — Mrs. J. headquarters tents and a model head C. Jam ison, 6 1 Marchant S t., W atson quarters encampment generally. ville, Cal. Around the camp the governm ent’ s out door exh ib it w ill be placed. It consistt About 75,000 fox skins are sold out of o f b ig and little ordnance, o f today and Maine every year. Very few of the sly the other days. C iv il war relics and animals are shot. Many are killed by the relics o f the unpleasantness with Spain, us * of poisoned bait, while hundreds are so that the visitor to headquarters w ill killed in drives. be confronted by b ig modern 12-inch W h y O n e W o m a n S u c c e ed e d . rifles as w ell as cannonades o f the Let me throw out a suggestion to Eighteenth century, picked up on the business wom en: "N ever make capital beach in M anila bay. out of the fact that you ure a woman.” Local G. A . R. posts are expecting a — L. Brady. heavy attendance at the exposition O n « on G r a n d uia. from among the nation’ s old tim e fight “ Grandma, did you liko that lemon in g men, fo r the reason that the grand encampment takes place in Salt Lake drop?” C ity early in A u gust and the railroads "Yes, d e a r: I liked it very much.” have announced low* r rates than ever “ Tow ser d id n 't; he spat it out twice.” before from Eastern points to the e x — The Tatler. position. Under the tickets offered by F i x i n g a L im it . the transcontinental roads it w ill be Johnny—They’re makin’ shingles out possible for the veteran to take passage o’ cement now’days. through to S eattle and stop off for the Dicky— I don’ t mind that so much, but encampment without extra cost, and If maw ever gets a pair o’ cement slippers that thousands w ill do so is already I ’ m goin’ to run aw ay!— Chicago Trib made evident by letters received by une. officers o f the Grand Arm y and Loyal f ie t a ln c d H I* P re s e n c e o f M in d . Legion in this city “ All is over between us, Harold. Here I t w ill be open house at Grand Arm y and Loyal Legion headquarters through are the presents you have sent me from time to time. Good-by !” out the fa ir and several special days “ Just a moment. Wait till I count and events have been arranged in their ’em. . . . Yes, that’s right. Good-by, honor. The state encampment o f the ■i*.” G. A. R. takes place in Tacoma in June T h e 1'rofen aor. and June 24 has been set as State G. The Doctor— I can’t help feeling sorry A . R. day. August 16 has been named He owned as National G. A . R. day and it w ill be for my friend Iluddleford. made the occasion o f one o f the biggest quite an extensive chain of golf parks, and he’s just gone into bankruptcy. and most b rillian t o f the special cele The Professor— I see; his chain was no brations at the exposition. stronger than his weakest links.— Chicago Tribune. F IR E A T FT. W O R T H . An estim ate by the geolo gica l mirrty ' plat es the co u n try ’s production of Port- ' land cem ent in 1 !Mxs at 40,000,000 barrels, I a decrease fro m 11X/7 of nearly liU per cent. The Boy of It. P IL E S C U R E D I N 6 T O 14 D A Y S PAZO O IN TM E N T is guaranteed to cure any caae o f Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 day» or money refunded. 60c. M D iffe r e n t . EWvc $ Serna acts $ui% \fiX yto u\We bowcVs, c\cawses the system e^cctuaVVy; lit. assists enema «coming Mrs. Avenue— Does your husband play i»oker? Mrs. Street— N o ; but some o f the wen he plays cards with do. E IT « I I I J •torer. D r. K. St. Vltua' Dance ana T v o u b 1 * i seal neatly cared l>y Dr. 1 ino'a Grttut Nwrte Re- Ken>l fo r FREE $2 00 tr ia l Ixrttle nn<l trfu t i l . K lin e , L d ., 9111 A r c h tit., P h ila d e lp h ia , Pa. In (h e K c a ta llp Mitgt*. The Girl ( passing her fair hand over his brow)— There, Arthur! Have I charmed your headache away? Arthur— You have, dear ! You’ re my watch H azel! In case of accidents, cuts, wounds, burns, •calds, spra m brow s, etc., nothing will so quickly take away all pain and soreness as Hamlins Wizard 0.1. U n » a l Iwflecl tiabitnaX constipation. poYmanentW To ^et its bonejiGiaV ejjects ativays buy tW Pennine, ^ CALIFORNIA F ig S y r u p Co. L o u a ln a , " I ’ve often thought,” Mrs. Lapsling was saying, " I should love to see that wonderful atmospheric fr«»enomenon they call the garage in the desert.” H A M U F A C T u B rO BY TH£ SOLD BY LEADING DRUGGISTS 50‘ABOTTU Mothers w ill find Mrs. Winslow’ s Soothing Byrupthe 1* at remedy to use for their clilidrea during itie teeth ing period. t in e a , Amateur Dramatist— Well, you’ ve seen my play. Tell me what you think of it. Dramatic Critic— I will. I ’ll give you some straight talk. Amateur Dramatist— Straight talk? Great Scott! Are you going to draw the deadly parallel on me? CO FFEE Ì TEA SP IC E S BAKING POWDER » EXTRACTS | JUST RIGHT < ? in c D K ]a n g » > CLOSSEr a SEVERS ____ PO RTLAN D. O RE.___ j DISTEMPER P in k Eye, Epizootic, Shipping fever and Catarrhal Fever Sure cure and positive preventive, no matter how horses a t any a ? « are infected or "exposed.” Liquid, given on the tongue: acts on th* Hood and Glands, expels the poisonous irerms from the body. Cures Dis temper in Dotrs and Sheep and Cholera in Poultry. Largest sellin gliv* stock remedy. Cures La Grippe among human beings and is a fine K id ney remedy. 60c and $1 a bottle: $5 and $10 a dozen. Cut this out. Keep it. Show to your druggist, who w ill get it for you. Free Booklet,‘ ‘Di*- temper. Cause* and Cures.” Special agents wanted. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., GOSHEN, IND., U.S. A. (RESCENT Pi BAKING POWDER lip E g g -P h o s p h a te WILL DO ALL THAT AMY Dicky’s finger, which he had blistered MM ¡11 PRICED by thrusting it into a kettle of boiling L a r g e S e c t io n o f l e x a s C it y B u r n e d POWDER WILL water the day before, had quit hurting. C DO AMD a n d T h o u s a n d s H o m e le s s . "The bark on it is so loose," he said, F U L L P O U N D 25c. “ " Ä r DO .1 BETTER A F o rt W orth, T ex ., A p ril 5.— S tart "that for half a cent l*d make a whistle ing in a barn, presumably from a care out of that finger." lessly thrown cigarette, fire Saturday B ill J in k *. afternoon destroyed property in the Bill Jinks was the perlitest man southern portion o f F o rt W orth conser That ever I did spy. v a tiv e ly valued at $2,500,000, caused I've often seen him step asid* the death o f one person, J. J. Newton, T o let a freight train by. o f Krum, T ex ., and rendered several — Harvard Lampoon. thousand persons homeless. H o p e le s s C a se . The fire originated at Jennings aven C a n ton P lo w s . H a r r o w s “ Why, Luchley, I am astonished to see ue and P eter Smith street, in the cen P la n te rs , L is te rs , C u ltiv a to rs you ou t! The last thing I heard about ter o f a fashionable residence district, S ta lk C u tters, P ota to D ig g e rs you was that the doctor had given you and, fanned by a s tiff wind, was be up." B e e t Im p le m e n ts , C arts yond control in 15 minutes. Spreading G arden T o o ls , &c. "W ell, he has. He— er—told me the to the south, it burned its way through other day he had charged up my account 67 Years ol “ Knowing H o w " Hammered 32 blocks and continued until it had to profit and loss.” Into Every O n e o l Them. swept through the yards o f the Texas Over 1 4 0 0 Different Styles and Sizes, to I n V a c a t io n T im e . & Pacific railroad, burning the railroad meet all conditions in all kinds ol soil. Noted jr Strength,Simplicity and Ease oí Operation, “ A re you fam iliar with "T h e Man buildings and a large amount o f rollin g c are tho originators o f many o f the best stock, where the fire practically burned Without a Country?" asked the student wn implements made, and the exclusive feat- are protected by patents. When you pay out o f English literature. its e lf out. your money get the best Experiments are expensive. “ No," replied the pretty summer girl, Three church buildings, the Broad ""Insist on getting P . & O . Implements from your dealer. _ _ _ A Beautifully Illustrated Pamphlet, and a P. & O. Catalog, way Baptist and Presbyterian and the “ but I a m fam iliar with the country will be mailed free on request. Remember P. & O. Canton Implements have been in the lead tot Swedish chapel, were among the build without a m a n .” — Life. over two-thirds of a century and are backed by an unqualified guarantee. Ask for Catalog No, i O l ings burned, as was the Presbyterian H e D id . sanitarium. The patients o f the latter “ W hat makes you think Bellamy institution w ere all removed in safety, P A R L I N t O R E N D O R F F N O R T H W E S T P L O W C O , P o r tl a nd ,O r .,S p o k a n e, W a s h. The Texas & Pacific railroad suffered was a contortionist?” “ He wrote ‘ Looking Backward,’ P A C I F I C I M P L E M E N T CO., General A g e n t s , S a n F ra n ci s co . the largest individual loss. Fourteen locomotives were reduced to twisted flidn’t he?” — Houston Tost. B. H A V M A N , Agen t, L o s A n g e le s . masses o f steel and iron and several hundred boxcars, besides the round house and other buildingB o f the road w ere destroyed. The TexaB & Pacific estim ates the c.?lors than any other dye. One 10c package colors silk, w o ol and cotton equally w e ll Is guaranteed to - g iv e perfect - - results. - Ask dealer, or w e w i l l send iK)st_paiaat_l Oc ^ p a c k a g e . rite for ree booklet loss to the road at $160,000, w h ile the 6 •nd 0 W to dye, bleachjand m ix colers. M ONROE DRUG C O M PA N Y, Quincy, LUnoU. damage to the church property is esti mated at $200,000. The fire swept area was patrolled by armed guards to prevent looting, w hile the owners o f the burned buildings gathered what they could o f their household effects and sought shelter fo r the night w h erever it could be found. The livestock building and au ditorium at the fa ir grounds provided a temporary abode for many, while others slept in vacant houses or accept ed the hospitality o f Dallas and nearby cities. Parlin ft Orendorff Co., Canton, III. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES PRESIDENT TAFT’S WHITE STEAMER W atches United States London, A p ril 5.— I trange as it may seem to Am ericans, the campaign for naval increase, conducted with aston ishing success in all parts o f this coun try, is based secondarily upon the con clusions drawn from the Washington program. In the N a vy Leagu e’s circu lar it is pointed out that the "U n ite d States has six Dreadnaughts building and tw o projected, a total o f eigh t, ” and this, together w ith the German program, “ gives 21 large armored ships for the United States and G er many, with 22 for Great B rita in .” Stockton, Cal., A p ril 6.— The au topsy to determ ine the cause o f the death o f E. S. Maud, a recent arrival from N ew York, found dead in his room in a lodging house in this city last Saturday, developed an unusual condition. W hile pneumonia probably was the cause o f death, it was discov ered that in the heart was a deposit o f W i l l i n g to O b li g e . lime, like a number o f small bones, Cook Lady (a t intelligence office)— clin gin g closely to one o f the ventricle Before I engage with you I ’d like to walls. The deceased was 65 ytars o f ask a few questions. How many serv age. Doctors expressed surprise that ants do you keep? he had lived so long. The Woman— Two. H a r r im a n B l o c k s T r a f fic . Cook Lady— Where do you live? San Francisco, A p ril 5.— An in vesti O n c e C h in e s e , A lw a y s O n e . The Woman (m e ek ly )— Oh, that Pekin, A p ril 6.— A new law o f nat gation o f the high handed action o f the doesn't matter. We are willing to uralization was form ally promulgated Pacific M ail Steamship company in re move anywhere you want to go. today. I t provides that Chinese may fusing shipments fo r N ew York when President Taft and His Family in Their White Steamer no longer adopt foreign citizenship, its Panama steamships were sailin g N o t h i n « D e fin it e . with vacant cargo space has been made When the announcement was made I When their labors were completed, er ex ept that his car has the United The detective was trying to get a clew. and it d td a rts that Chinese who in the "When your husband left you,” he past have become the subjects or c iti by governm ent officials and signatures several months ago that Mr. T a ft would the officials reported unanimously to Slates coat o f arms painted on either said, "did he drop any intimation as to zens o f other states are still Chinese, have been obtained from b ig San Fran use an automobile during his term as Mr. T a ft in favor o f the W hite, and, door. In other words, when we make where he might be going?” Many Chinese are affected by this rul cisco shippers which may result in president, much rivalry developed accordingly, a car o f this make wa.s im a car for the president o f the United "No. sir,” answered the sharp chinned, ing, especially those who have regis drastic action by the secretary o f war mediately ordered from the manufac States there is no way in which we can thin lipped woman. "A ll he said was tered at Hongkong as British sulyects, in breaking o ff the hold which E. H. among the leading manufacturers for turers, The W h ite Company o f C leve make it any better than the car which the honor o f selling him a car and the that he wanted to get away, that he was land as are a number o f high Chinese offi Harriman has sought to obtain on the you, or anybody else, can purchase going to get away, and lie didn’t care a isthmus route to the exclusion o f com public watched with interest to see | The new car was delivered to Mr. from us. cials both at home and abroad. durn where he went.” — Chicago Tribune. what Mr. T a f t ’s choice would be. The T a ft in Washington a few days before petition. “ Some o f thos« w ritin g to me about knowing ones predicted that the W hite his inauguration and since that time it Mr. T a f t ’s car say that although they Starvation o r M assacre. I m p o r t a n t D is t in c t io n . Loses Much C oal Land. Steamer would be selected and they has been in almost constant use. There are very desrious o f having a car like Nan— That young man from Boston is London, A p ril 6 — A special dispatch an interesting talker, so far as you can from Teheran, describing the situation Helena, Mont., A p ril 5.— In the pointed out that President Roosevelt has not been a day when the president Mr. T a f t ’ s, they are afraid that such s understand what he saya; but what a at Tabriz, says there is no doubt that a United States court today Judge Hunt had used W h ite Steamers for tw o years or some members o f his fam ily have car ip somewhat larger and more e x queer dialect he uses! g re a t tragedy is close at hand. I f T a declared null and void the title o f the at his summer home at O yster Bay and not been seen riding around the nation pensive than they desire. In reply to Fan— That ian’t dialect; it’s vocabu briz holds out against the invaders, the Northern Pacific railroad to 1,200 acres had recommended this make to Mr. al capital in the new car. It is hinted these letters I point out that our Model lary. Can’ t you tell the differenca?— Chi that Mr. T a ft likes fast travelin g and ‘ O ’ 20 hors< power car is exactly like dispatch says, thousands must die o f o f coal land in Carbon county, valued T a ft as the most desirable. cago Tribune. This prediction proved correct, a l that when he rides out into the open our 40 horsepower model, except as re The governm ent starvation. I f Tab riz falls, probably at $2,600 an acre. C r a a h la g S a rcasm . tens o f thousands w ill be massacred. instituted suit to recover the lands be though Mr. T a ft did not rely solely on country, he does not always insist that gards the size o f the d ifferen t parts. Mr. Hewligus— Fourteen dollara, ma The rest o f the country, however, looks cause o f their mineral character. Judge Mr. R oosevelt’ s recommendation but, the speed o f the car be kept within the The principle o f construction is exactly dam, is an outrageous price to pay for a on w ith traditional Eastern apathy. Hunt in his decision held that, though w ith his uiual thoroughness, determ in legal limits. the same and the smaller car possesses hat! cl assified as non-mineral, it was well ed to have an investigation made o f all C. A. Hawkins, manager o f the P a all the desirable qualities o f our larger Mrs. Hewligus— I f I should Buy the Accordingly, he cific coast brar ch o f The W h ite Com model. In other wo, ds, I point out Kentucky Counties “ Dry.” known that they contained coal before the principal makes. planqt Saturn for a hat you’d think I asked several officers o f the W ar de pany, 1470 M »rk e t street, San Fran that they can secure an exact duplicate Ashland, K y ., A p ril 6.— Boyd county they w ere entered upon. oughtn’t to pay more than 39 cent« for it. partment to look into the m atter for cisco, said recently to a correspondent o f Mr. T a f t ’s car for $4,000, or a car voted “ d ry ” today by a m ajority o f him and they tested many makes o f o f this paper: “ W e are receiving of the same qualities but o f smaller di Reyes Faces Revolution. 107. In this city, the center o f the iron industry, church bells w ere rin g W illem stad, April 6.— Rumors have cars, visited a number o f factories so many inquiries each day asking for full mensions for only $2,000. Judging by A flavoring used the same as lemon or vanilla. in g hourly during the election. The reached here o f a revolutionary out that they m ight see what materials details regarding the construction o f the demand for W hite cars, a g od pro "* dissolving granulated sugar in water and ! Mr. T a f t ’ 9 car and in reply we are portion o f those dt siring to purchase iing Mapleine. a delirious sjrmp is made and victory o f the " d r y » ” here means that break against the administration o f were U9ed and, finally, they investigat a syrup better than maple. Mapleine is sr|d by 96 o f the 119 counties in the state are President Reyes, o f Columbia, in the ed the records o f the different types o f , sending copies o f our catalog. Mr automobiles are quite content to trust grocers. If not send 35c f n 2 o*. bottle and d ry” under the county unit v icin ity o f R io Hacha, a seaport on the | cars cmri in public contests and in private | T a f t ’ s car is exactly like any other President T a f t ’s judgment as to the recipe book. Crescent M l*. Co., Soattlo, W a. wholly I Model aM* 40 horsepower W hite Steam best and most desirable m a ke." law . Carribemn. *- ••r vica. Do You Hear Well? The Stolz F leet rophone A New, Scientific and Practical Invention fo p Those Who Are Deaf or Partially Deaf May Now Be Tested in Your Own Home Usual The Muntoburns, who had been invited to the fashionable wedding, were late in arriving. “ I am sorry," said the usher at the door, "but every seat in the church is taken." "That means, of course,” irritably an swered Mr. Muntoburn, “ that " I ’ve got to hustle out and buy five tickets from some scalper !” — Chicago Tribune. A -Y .-P . MARITINE 3