The Fight Is On EXPRESS TRAINS CRASH TOGETHER Every moment o f your life, when you are at home or abroad, awako or asleep - Between the poison germs that are in nir, food and water, — everywhere in fact,— and the billions o f your invisible friends, the I i t tie sold ier-corpubcles in your blot >d. I f these little soldiers are kept strong and healthy by taking H ood's Sarsa­ parilla, von need have no fear o f dis­ ease. Begin Uf ing it at once if you are at all under the weather, or have troubles of the blood, stomach, liver and kidneys. (Jet it of your druggist. Fnp from Collision on Pennsylvania Railroad Kills and Injures Mdny. Second Section Crashes Into First While Running at Rate o f 50 Miles an Hour— Trainload o f D octors Sent to Scene on Special— News It. MYes, I've heard of him. lie's what you 0:1 II a loan shark, isn't ho?” “ Ixme shark? Not on your life! He’s got plenty of company, in this town.” The is Suppressed. IT in t (a liifiliK ». Johnstown, Pa., Jan. 23. Running Isabel— A unlie, pray, tell ine why you at a speed o f nearly 50 miles an hour, never married. 1 \N Rsabel- Child, I waited too long for i the second section o f the St. Louis e x ­ a prince, when I might have had a duke. press, on the Pennsylvania railroad, F o ile d . “ A h !” raid lira „ley, with a view to making Miss Wise jealous. “ I was alone last evening with some one I ad­ mire very much.” “ A h !” echoed the bright girl. “ Alone, were you?” — Philadelphia Brest. S lr iu m e 11* It M ay westbound, which le ft Philadelphia at ; 4 :40 o'clock yesterday afternoon, crash­ ed into the first section, which had met w ith an accident at a point be­ tween South Fork and Summer H ill, Sm u, “ Senator,” asked his constituent, “ how does it happen that you have never been mixed up in any of these squabbles or sea ndals?” "O, that’s because I’ m a good mixer,” said Senator Lctsmun. O n ’y O n e “ B R O M O Q U IN IN E ” T h a t is L A X A T I V E HKOM O Q U IN IN K . Look fo r the sign a 'u re o f E. W. Q U O V E . Used the w orld over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c. I 'a r d to l i e in i f ( « r o u n d . Man with the Bulbous Nose— So you’ ve got to go through the divorce mill, have you? Man with the Bulging Brow— Yes, but I don’t mind that. I ’ve had my nose to the grindstone for sixteen years. L o v e ’s T e s t. The young husband’s face was aflame with a deathless devotion. "Pulsatilla,” he exclaimed, clasping her to his heart, “ I ’ ll wear it, no matter want the hoys at the office say! And I ’ ll smoke ’em if they kill me !” —Chicago Tribune. known as “ Running Ground,” with terrific force early this morning, k ill­ ing and injuring many persons. The second section was a double- header w ith two large engines, and is said to have plowed its way through the first section. Im m ediately a fte r the wreck hurry calls were issued for all available doctors and nurses at both places and in less than an hour nearly 50 physicians were on their way to the scene o f the accident. The wreck occurred between tele­ graph stations and it is hard to gain definite information. When the spe­ cial train le ft this city, officers were stationed at the depot to prevent news­ papermen accompanying the physi­ cians. The latest information at this hour is to the effect that five bodies have been taken from the demolished cars and that many injured have also been rescued from the debris. P A C K E R S ’ LAW YE R LEAVES. 1 11 f o r t n i i t i o n . Airs. Chugwatcr— What is this “ bread Lundberg Suddenly Departs fo r P o r t­ line” they talk about so much, Josiah? land During Inquiry. Mr. Chugwater— You’ ve seen one of Chicago, Jan. 23.— United States these long ropes of macaroni, haven’t you? Well, that’s it. d istrict attorneys who are conducting F a t h e r W o n 't F o r g e t . the investigation o f the beef industry Mrs. Tyte-I’hist— Jimmy needs a paii manifested considerable interest today of shoes. Mr. Tyte-Physt— I know it. Jimmy has i 1 the discovery that Edward A . Lund­ been a good boy lately, and I am going tv berg, an attorney who was associated get hi m a pair for a Christmas gift. w ith the defense in the b eef case in­ vestigation o f 1905, had suddenly sev­ Lam e Back Prescription. ered his connection w ith his employers The increased u e o f whiskey for and had le ft Chicago. lame back rheumatism is causing con­ For several years Lundberg had been siderable d'seussion among the medical employed by packing concerns. From fratern ity. I t is an-alm ost infallible 19 5 until 1907 he was associated with cure when mixed with certain other | A . H. Veeders, in the employ o f S w ift ingredients and„taken properly. The & Co. From that tim e until last Sat­ follo w in g formula is e ffec tiv e : “ To urday he was employed by Schwarz- one half pint o f goad whiskey add o n e1 child & Sulzberger, a large independent ounce o f Toris Compound and one ounce packing concern. A t the latter com­ Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take pany's offices it was said he had gone in tablespoonful doses before each meal to Portland, Or. and before re tirin g .” Toris compound i The disappearance o f Lundberg, to­ is a product o f the laboratories o f the 1 geth er w ith the report that at least Globe Pharmaceutical Co., Chicago, but one prominent packing concern had it as well as the other ingredients can been burning its records, which reach­ be had from any good druggist. ed the d istrict attorn ey's office Thurs­ day, has given a new turn to the beef N o A p o lo it 'ie a t o M a k e . Nan— Your nice new waist is all crum­ inquiry. pled. Fan— Well, suppose it is ! Do you W IL L D O U B L E W H E A T C R O P . think Jack is'an armless wonder? P r iv ile g e «!. Kansas P ro fe ss o r Breeds a Grain to “ O, but wasn’t Tennyson a great poet!” Add $ 5 0 ,0 0 0 ,0 0 0 to Wealth. "You bet! lie could violate every rule Manhattan, Kan., Jan. 23.— P ro fe s ­ of rhyme or rhythm without being called sor H. F. Roberts, o f the Kansas State down for It.” Agricu ltu ral college, has been exp e ri­ S i in t » ll ty f » f t I t . m enting in the breeding o f wheat since “ Doctor, what makes people have the I 1906. H is experiments have now hiccups?” “ ‘ Hiccup’ is the onomatopoeic word reached the stage that warning has popularly used to designate singultus, gone out to Kansas farm ers to increase which is a sudden closure of the glottis, the size o f their granaries and to buy superinduced by a spasmodic contraction more threshing machines. The result o f Professor R oberts' re­ of the diaphragm.” “ That’s what I tell my wife. She ears searches is the probable propagation o f it’s caused by laughin’, or eat in’ some­ wheat that w ill increase the average thin’ dry, or catchin’ your breath at the yield from 14 to 28 bushels an acre. wrong time.” 1 The wheat crop o f Kansas fo r the last G r a y a n «l th e L l r g y , I five years has averaged approxim ately Thomas G ray kept the elegy by him 80,000,000 bushels. “ By next fa ll,” declares Professor for nine years before he gave *t to the world. He polished away at it all those Roberts, “ I w ill have secured an ideal Then watch Kansas H er years as a lapidary polishes a gem, and wheat. the result was he made it a gem. In wheat yield w ill double, and the fa rm ­ his whole life he wrote comparatively ers o f the state w ill have their annual little, and when asked why he had incomes increased to the exten t o f written so little ho replied, “ Because nearly $50,000,000.” o f the exertion it costs in th t labor of composition.” Bee* and T h e ir Basket*. Every bee carries his market basket around his hind legs. Any one ex- amining the baby o f a bee through a microscope will observe that on the hind legs o f the creature there Is a fringe o f stifT hairs on the surface, the bairs approaching each other at the tips, so 11 s to form a sort of cage. This I 3 the bee’s basket, and into It, after a successful journey, he will cram enough pollen to lust hi in for two or three days. T a k in g liliu at H I* W ord. Excited Toller (at police station)— I had my pocket picked on the street cars just now ! Desk Sergeant— Well, if you had it done what are you coming bore to kick about? __ l n r l. A llen . ’’ Fomi’timps,” said U n c le Allen Spark., “ nne of these .talesman fellows who thii ks he’s steering n mighty judicious course between the radicals and the con­ servatives wabbles just enough to make both of ’em sore on him.” Lon gest Single Train S ervice. Tacoma, Jan. 23.— The longest sin­ gle train service in the United States j is to be inaugurated by the Great ; Northern railroad, which on June 1 w ill begin operating through trains be­ tween Galveston, Texas, and Seattle, according to advices just received here. Trains w ill run v ia the Colorado South­ ern and other H ill controlled lines from the g u lf to Denver, over the B u rling­ ton system to Billinps and G reat Falls, and thence over the main line o f the G reat Northern to the Sound city. C . P. to Expend $ 6 ,0 0 0 ,0 0 0 . Vancouver, B. C., Jan. 23.— V ice President W illiam W hyte, o f the Cana­ dian Pacific railw ay, announced today that the company w ill spend $6,000,- 000 in W estern Canada this year. Three hundred m iles o f additional track w ill be built. The most im port­ ant work w ll be the construction o f a new line through A lberta, paralleling the Crows N est pass East to Calgary. One hundred and th irty m iles o f the Saskatoon-Edmontn branch w ill be fin­ ished. Much work w ill be done be­ tween Moosejaw and Lacombe. Ills l u l l H u t l k f . ’’ Succeedin’ in life." moralized T nci. F.phraim. “ ’ pends altogeddah on vo- git- W ool Men Plan Lobby. tin’ de right slabt. I>e way I missed it, Cheyenne, W yo., Jan. 23.— A perma­ chillen. was dat I didn’ t staht as a Can- nent bureau at Washington for the pur­ enssian.” — I ’hirs'-n Trhcne.__ pose o f opposing measures that may be K m ,In n S presili Itnpldlg. offered in congress to have the ta riff The rapid wntcr-eroaiou o f part* o f reduced on any W yom in g products, Cape Colony ia attributed chiefly to particularly wool, w ill be maintained burning o f vegetation and the start- by the National W oo’ gro w ers’ associa- lug o f paths by cattle and wagons. I tion. Announccement to this effect Once started, erosion is very rapid, was made today by the execcutive com­ •nrl the Ongers or Itrak river, which m ittee. Sufficient money fo r the pur­ did not exist HO years ago, now aver­ pose has been raised among the mem­ ages 300 feet in width and 15 feet in bership and others interested. depth. South Dakota F a v o r! W om en. V O S B I. P ierre, S. D., Jan. 23.— The equal Elderly Relative — I really think, suffrage amendment passed the senate Gladys, yon sho .Id marry young. Gladys (with a charming blush) — today without debate and with but two Why. Aunt Annabel, how did you find dissenting votes. The proposed amend­ ment is to the state constitution. •Ut hi* name? Around S C H O O N E R IS W R E C K E D . S p ik e s N ear Point W here Valencia Was L ost T w o Y ears A g o. V ictoria, B. C., Jan. 25.— The A m er­ ica i four-masted schooner Soquel, Cap­ tain Jamieson, from Callao, D airy. A Flavorin g. I t maker • ffyrup better than M aple. «3* S old b y grocer* POTATOES» due D e­ cember y, to P ort Townsend in ballast, is r. total wr, ck on Seabird Kocks, at the mouth o f Pechena Bay, close to where the steamer Valencia was lost with 140 lives on the same day two yes rs ago. The Soquel was endeavoring to make her way into the straits for f o rt T ow n ­ send, and Captain Jamieson’ s w ife and child were killed by fa llin g spars when two o f the masts came down soon a fte r the schooner drove on the rocks. The steamers Tees and Lebro, the latter carrying the crew o f the wrecked Bamfield creek motor lifeboat, with difficulty rescued five o f the crew. The Lehro’ s boat was swamped during the rescue work and some o f the life - sax ers were alm ost drowned. The Tees boat picked them up. Six men, one prostrated w ith a broken leg as a result o f a fa llin g spar strikin g him, could not be g o t off, and darkness came. Ttiey w ere le ft on board the wreck and the Tees w en t to Bamfield to land those saved. The United States revenue cutter Manning, on special detail as life-s a v ­ ing packet, put out from Neah bay at 4:30 this afternoon to render assistance to the wrecked craft. She took with her the lifes a v in g crew o f Waahdi is­ land station. The Manning found the Soquel so firm ly impaled on jagged rocks that there is small chance she w ill e ve r be gotten afloat again. The five men rescued by the Tees wi re recovered from one o f the Sea­ bird rocks, which are almost awash at high w ater. They reached the rocks early this morning. They had built a fire on the rock w ith d riftw ood and w ere huddled about the fire aw aitin g rescue. lb«* There must be no guesswork about feeding the calf. The stomach o f the young calf is easily ruined by slipshod ! methods o f feeding. Think of this when tempted to fetal It milk that Is too hot j or too cold In a bucket that Is not as j clean and sweet ns It should he. £ 2 3 9 1 Per b alzcr's ■■ t-> 1 ’ . pairo r.-.. S B ??35 Milk that sticks to the sides of the ■ S I.'i. i’ t pre •..(•: . o f 1 ' ■ h ' pall and becomes sour is a bad propo- , - - • a d ICO in st sltlon, as it may cause an attack of 1« i W >hi:1 5 0 0 lettuce, rutabaga, turnips, 100 the scours. This trouble means a break ' cirsley, 100 tomatoes, 100 melons, 12«>0 harming flower seeds, in all 10,000 kernels, In the calf’s growth, perhaps a stunted „ ¡ I , worth S l . r o ot anv m-.n’ s money. Or. calf, and In the end an animal of little ” .ul 20 c and w e add one pktf. ot L am est .’ cep O 'D ay Sw eet Corn. value. f f'L Z E R SEED CO., B - . pC t a Cro— . WH. | Do not oblige the cows to hunk about ----- — — .. 03 the straw pile until the chilly nights j are past. Dry spots for them to sleep, on are usually very scarce it that sea­ son o f the year. Don’ t turn the cattle to pasture too ■ H ave you some old. tarn -hed Kn ves. Forks early. A good plan to follow Is to wait and Spoons that look bad? Would you like to have them piat«-l w i;h pure silver su they w ill until you conclude the grass Is suffi­ look ar.d w ear l.ke solid silver? ciently large to turn them on, then ' wait a week or ten days longer. Make (In* l>««lr>- I' li y . Em -a b « The f r e e ly t ^ p o «s 1 Seeds su it you you. I uy the 1 t—F e r r y ’s. T o rs ? e ve ry w h e re . There are 21,194,000 milch cows In FERRY'S '.C r ') e r r i A K rjLR L the United States an average o f one FREE ON f\E%iclST. D. M . FCFîH Y A C O ., U d ro ll, M ich . cow to four o f the population. The fact that there has been an increase I>er capita o f the consumption of milk and a decrease o f conv » per capita of the population Indicates that there has been an Improvement In the quality of the dairy cows o f the country. In the decade of 1890 to 1900 the average production o f every dairy cow showed an Increase of 1,000 pounds of and sriv * us a list o f w l: you hav * that n-:>eds refin >h npj and w e w r ! send you by return A S e lf- F e e d ln ic ( ’ r ib . milk, or a commercial gain of $211,- mail fu ll inform :«'i .n and particulars how tu A combined corn crib and feeding have it done at iittle co.-t. 000,000. Yet with this Improvement ad­ mitted, there are many dairies that are shed is shown in the sketch. The feed It Doesn’ t Cost Y o j a Cent to Learn !! | a r e th e be ing operated at a loss. The life of n bunk is covered by a lean-to shed 10 dairy cow is estimated at seven years and her annual depredation represents one-seventh of her full value, which is taken Into consideration In computing the profits of the herd. If the dairy­ man would ascertain If his herd is pay­ | fast through trains ing a profit he needs to charge for the between help to operate it, the cost o f the feed, the Interest on the Investment and the normal depreciation o f the value BF.ih*'5 o f the cows. A ll these Items enter into Theclecnest lujM -'it fixed operating charges and need to he ¿nd most corr.ió’ able \ deducted from the gross receipts o f the dairy before profits can he computed. The receipts o f the dairy should not only pay the operating expenses ami At the same tim e A ; WM. McMURRAY, G. P. A. fixed charges, but also leave a liberal ‘ »he f V -'ifyA ” ' balance fo r profit. end b e c a u s e It j j \ , ; Portland (’.c a r s longe st A t # , feet wide. Small doors opening into H o m e m a d e C ubbajre Cutter. the crib every two feet just over the A cheap and easily made cabbage E v e r y g a r m e n t, manger allow the corn to come out and root cutter Is shown in the cut. guaranteed ’ I < '/ \ ! i ‘ ~_______ without shoveling. This shed should be waterproof Catalog (ree I J >, / v , ! i i u i K N . n i i „ , t o a .lv c rt is e rg p le a s e Take two 12-inch boards and nail them built on the south side o f the crib In a C O S G R O V E IS W E A T H E R B O U N D strongly together. I I IV m e n tio n t h l * p * p s r . W ith dividers de­ bright, sunny place. This arrangement scribe a circle, then saw out and mark Is a great labor saver and quite an aid Will Remain in C a r at Oakland Till S. In quarters. Cut four slots 7 Inches in bad weather, especially If the etuis P. Road Is Cleared. long on a slant, as shown by dotted are inclosed.— Farm and Home. line*,, so the cabbage will fall throtixh San Francisco, Jan. 25.— Governo*’- elect Cosgrove is not so soon to leave easily. Next cut two circles 4 Inches I'*e * o f Corn. Nail one to the large C aliforn ia fo r the north. He was due In diameter. The Crop Reporter is endeavoring to to leave this afternoon at 2 o ’clock, wheel on the hack and leave the other tell for what purposes corn is used. In hut word came that the Southern Paci­ loose on the shaft to act as a bearing. the year 1899, so this authority states, fic lines w ere blocked and he w ill re­ Make a fram e to admit the wheel, the total crop was 2,069,000,000 bushels. main in his private ear indefinitely un­ leaving 2 inches clear, and just wide O f this crop 241,000,(XX) bushels were til he can go through without delay. enough so the knives do not strike the consumed in the flour and grist mills; Get it from FU LL PO U N D 25c. I t w ill probably be several days before side. Moke a top over the wheel* and S.000,000 In manufacture o f starch, 9,- your Grocer his car moves. put a hopper on the opposite side from 000,000 for malt liquors, 17.000,000 in In the meantime he is located at the the crank. The knives are 8 Inches distilling of liquors, 40,000,000 for glu­ Oakland mole, as his physicians believe L t i 'l i u i v e to th e L a s t. M a l t i n g It l l o m e - l l k e . long and can be mode from an fid buck­ cose, 190,000,000 for export, and 13,- it would be unwise fo r him to go to a An instance of exclusiveness main­ A good story is told on Sain Craw­ saw and ground down sharp, with a 000,000 for seed. This accounts for hotel. The place is not adapted to bevel on one side. Screw these on the only 19.3 per cent of the entire crop, tained under difficulties is reported ford. the heavy slugger o f the Tigers. quiet, as trains are m oving at all hours most o f the remainder being used for from the ladies’ cabin of an Atlantic By trade Crawford is a barber. T h e o f the night, but the governor is deter­ feeding purposes. The more one studies liner. A ll were sick except one lady other day he went Into a restaurant, mined to make the best o f a bad situa­ the corn crop, the more interesting It and a cat. which wandered uneasily drew himself up to a table, stuck blfl tion. The car is so equipped that all becomes. Its magnitude as a food- about. The lady ventured to stroke foot under and looked satisfied. meals can be si rved without his mov­ ‘ W alter, a little beefsteak and on- giver and labor-employer grows with the cat, remarking, “ Poor pussy.” The ing from the train. every observation one makes o f the cat was inclined to respond and elevat­ I Ions, please.” I t is said by those close to the go ver­ ed its tail In token of good will, when “ Yes. sir. Have some nice ham and corn crop.— Springfield Register. nor that he obstinately refuses to dis­ from a neighboring berth 'a me ia cabbage also?” cuss the political situation, but that he choking tones the words, “ Excuse me, “ No.” Farm W ell*. is anxious to return to O lym pia to set­ that is a private c a t!” — Argonaut. “ How about some prime roast beef?” Unsanitary dairy wells are a menace tle the tangle as to who is governor o f “ Don’t want any.” Sum W e lle r . to health, and as the country becomes the state o f Washington. “ A little of our elegant tripe would It was Sam W eller who made Dick­ more closely settled more and more care Is necessary to provide good water. ens famous. “ Pickwick P a i r s ’’ were do you good.” S W E L T E R IN G IN J A N U A R Y . “ John,” called the proprietor, “ what The director o f the Chicago hygienic a complete failure financially until this laboratory reports that of 153 wells on unique character was introduced. The d’ye mean by annoying a customer like Chicago Experiences W arm est W inter near-by dairy farms, examined by the press was all but unanimous In prais­ that?” W eath er in 39 Years. “ Just trying to make him feel at inspectors, only eleven were found to ing Samival ns an entirely original home. sir. He’s a barber.” Chicago, Jan. 25.— Chicago today bo safe for domestic purposes. In all character whom none but a great gen­ P I L E S C U R E D I N 6 T O 14 D A Y S experienced the warm est January cases the safe wells were those lined ius could have created. Dickens re­ weather since 1870. The temperature wheel at a slant according to the thick­ with cement, with cement covers, with ceived over $10.000 for “ Pickwick Pa­ P A Z O O IN T M E N T is guaranteed to cure any reached 66 above, the form er record ness the cabbage is wanted. A square a protecting flange o f cement several pers,” and at the age of twenty-six he case o f Itching1, Blind. Bleeding: or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 50c. being 65. this point being reached in hole should be cut through the center feet out from the well. In some o f the was incomparably the most popular P ro p h e c y F ulfilled. 1870, and again in 1876. January 29, of the wheel for the shaft.— Farm and wells used for washing milk utensils, author of his day.— London Standard. “ That baby, madam,” said the doctor 1906, the temperature reached 61 Home. N a tu ra lly* a high percentage o f colon bacteria to the proud and happy mother, “ will above, but only fo r a b rie f time. Doss— When you told that new clerk were found, and in some cases manure make his mark in the world some day.” T im e for Oat* Lan d. Today people went about thinly-clad, he’d have to hump himself if he expected could be detected microscopically and Note the fulfillment of the prediction. An application of 1,000 pounds o f forsakin g wraps, and In homes and to hold his job how did ho take it? by the odor. In less than sixteen years that boj offices all heat was shut o ff and w in ­ /line per acre was practically ns effi­ Department Manager— lie got his back was the scoreboard artist in a great base­ dows and doors thrown open to the cient in case of oats as an application up right away. M illet for L a te C rop*. ball park. lim it. Physicians say the unseasona­ o f 2,000 poumls In tests made at the Millet as a late crop to plant In case T h e C o op . In the case of ble weather w ill result in much illness, New Jersey station. D id n 't Care W h » K n e w It. “ This flat is a mere coop.” o f the failure o f the corn crop or fa il­ as it w ill plant the germs o f pneumo­ clover the larger application gave the Fluffy Young Thing I ’d like to prepay “ Yes, John,” said his w ife sweetly, ure to get corn planted at all, Is rec­ nia and kindred ailments. better results. Lime in the form of 'and the cook has Just flew it.” — Pitts­ the express on this package. ommended by the Ohio station. The Continued warm southerly winds are carbonate produced more dry matter Kxpress Company's Agent— What’s th t earlier sorts can be seeded through burg Post. responsible fo r the peculiar conditim s than nitrogen and ash burned lime. j value? July, and make fair fields. Hay Is the U n h y g i e n i c llooattnir. Fluffy Young Thing Nothing, sir. It ’« hi re. Rain is predicted fo r tomorrow, The results o f the studies o f nitrogen The Countryman- Down here, sir, we i\ bundle of letters. I ’ m sending theta a fte r which it w ill become colder. De­ fixation were quite Irregular, but agree most common use made o f the crop, cidedly warm er weather prevails In general In indicating that the addi­ and for this it compares favorably with make it a rule to go to bed with the back to him. throughout the middle west, and the tion o f fertilizer materials Increased timothy, both in composition and di­ chickens. P I T C Ht. Vltus* Dunce ana « tvou * DiaetRe* p«rm*- I I I 3 nently cared Uy Dr. i ino'a (Ireat Nerve Ho- snow is disappearing everyw here. One nitrogen fixation and that carbonate of gestibility. It Is good feed for cattle, The Britisher Kr—don’t you find it ntoror. Sen-1 for FREE $2 00 tn.il I ki MI h and treatlao. horses and sheep, but when overripe beastly unhealthy?— Puck. peculiarity o f the unusual weather is Dr. It. U. Kline. Ld . 9.J1 Arch St., Pniladelphi*. P t. Mine favored nitrogen fixation to a should not he fed to horses exclusively, the s rg g y nature o f the atmosphere, Profitable for Them , greater extent than burned lime. A scientific contemporary of across the as It affects the kidneys. M illet Is also m aking it difficult to breathe. City Man— Does it pay to keep hens sea tells us that at present it is esti­ grown for pasture seed, and even for these days? mated there are in the world’s ocean* A m e r ic a n L lm b u r ir e r Cheese. silage. As a soil cleaner, it Is also al­ Suburbanite— Yes, it pays the hens; 7,000,000 cubic miles of salt, and the Duke Again Triumphant. It Is now claimed that the United most equal to a summer fallow. they get their board and lodging absolute­ most astonishing thing about it is that if W ashington, Jan. 25.— That the States makes Just as good Umburger ly free. all the salt could be taken out in a mo­ Duke de Abruzzi is the only man who cheese as does the province in Bel­ Germ an M ode o f P reserving: M ilk. has succeeded in reaching the top o f gium where It originated. The Am eri­ M illow trees as snow fences are to he ment, the level of the ocean would not A German patent specification de­ Mount St. Elias, in Alaska, was can method Is to take a piece o f a tried along the northern Pacific railroad drop one single inch. scribes a process for preserving milk in North Dakota. One hundred thousand | brought out in the consideration by the calf’s stomach and set it away in a l'erliapa. house com m ittee on foreign affairs o f warm place In a can o f whole milk. In by removing all dissolved oxygen by golden willow* are being planted this year " I hear there is to be a new design means o f the addition o f a small quan­ a* an experiment, and it is hoped that the appropriation asked fo r m arking about forty minutes the curdling moss for the 1 cent piece. What’s the reason the Alaskan boundary. T h :s moun­ Is pounded and then the whey pressed tity o f ferrous carbonate. The process they will be found just ns effective ns the for that?” tain is one o f the peaks which are out. A fterw ard forms are filled and is based on the fact that freshly-pre­ regular snow sheds nnd not so subject to “ Well, the 1 cent piece is the most ar­ no tbn Intff-r cipitated ferrous carbonate in the pres crossed by the boundary line and is an tistic coin we have. Too many people further drainage permitted. Salt is ence o f oxygen Immediately assimilates (a r e e l I u a f o r t h o < *r c a t R e a p e r . evidence o f the difficulties attending use them in preference to the larger coin». rubbed on the outside until it becomes oxygen and evolves an equivalent quan­ “ Look here!” cried a stage manager The purpose, I believe, in substituting an the work o f m arking the boundary be­ slippery; then the cheese is set away. tity of carbon dioxide. to an actor. ” I)o you know you laughed One part of uglier design for the one now in circula­ tween A laska and Canada. In the cellar to ripen for a month or ferrous carbonate is sufficient for 50, while you were supposed to be dying?’’ tion is to Donularize the nickel.” “ Certainly,” replied the actor. "A t two and the germs do the rest. 000 parts o f milk, and the proper tie» She Steals to G et Food. M oth ers w ill fin d Mrs. W in s lo w 's S ooth in g our salaries why shouldn't death be greet­ F yru p th ” b st r tnrdy to use fo r t h e ir c h ild re n o f the milk are not altered in any wnj ed with joy?” Denver, Jan. 25.— S ayin g she was Ciuriug th e it1« t h i n g i*e iio d . T obacco G ro w e r« Com bine. by the addition, which should be made dyin g o f con-umption and was forced The Union Tobacco Society, repre­ before the milk Is boiled. A Sirre M a n , to steal to obtain food and medicine, a N o Fun. senting tobacco growing interests in “ I can’t understand h \v you tell Iho woman th ief, signing herself Mrs. M. Jester— Of course I expect pay for Kentucky, Indiana, Oldo, Tennessee age o f a horse by looking at his teeth,” , Cribbing: Corn. L. Crane, last night le ft a note in the them. You don’t suppose 1 write thess and Wisconsin, with estimated assets The corn crib should he nairow and said the city girl. room o f one o f her victim s, explaining | o f $ 3 0 , 0 0 0 , 0 0 0 , has been organized, phe slatted on the sides and ends, so that “ I can’t tell Jist exactly,” replied the things for fun, do you? her p ligh t and b egg in g pardon fo r the Lditor (handing back the batch of thefts. Numerous robberies have purpose o f the organization Is said to a free circulation o f air Is possible in old farmer. “ But if he hex false teeth paragraphs)- Well, if you did. you been com mitted in an apartment house he to protect the tobacco growers from nil directions. Home farmers place hol­ I know ho ain't no colt.” failed most dismally. Illustrated Bits. on Eighteenth avenue o f late, all e v i­ a minimum price, and the consumer low crates in the cribs ns they are Strean. dently by the same person. Last night from a maximum scale. The Interests filled, so that there w ill he no heat­ Rivers How do you accent that word An A u th ority. the th ie f r appeared and stole several o f the growers In the States named ing or spoiling in the center o f the “ toxical)” ? The Father 1 learn with sorrow, Brooks Well, every time I have taken ! articles from a room occupied by sleep­ will be pooled and the tobacco sold mass. Heating destroys the corn germ. my son, that you are getting to be through a Board o f Directors. a r d" in one of the rhing* the chauffeur ing women. what they term quite fast. M ola**en Cake. ha* plru-cd the emphfl - on the “ iax.” T . s<>n You shouldn’t believe all Into two-thirds o f a cup o f molasses C alve** B r a in * . Man Dies o f Nightm are. • o aaern tlve, dad. I ’ll Introduce you to a Wash tin’ bralna carefully anil rut stir a tablespoonful o f melted butter, Eugene, Or., Jan. 25.— Marion Nice, Percy Pshaw! What if she did? Two i-:• (I • i . will tell you another story. a farm er, liv in g near Thurston, died earh pair into four pieces, taking away two-thirds of a cup o f coffee, a half­ negative« in the same sentence are equiva­ The F uller- And who Is he? early Saturday morning w hile under all tilts o f filler and skin. Rinse well, cup of sugar, one beaten egg, one and lent to an affirmative. I Son My tailor. He says I ’m A lf j Yes. hut site siid "N n w ! N it!” the spell o f nightmare. Mr. N ice was wljie ilry and illp each piece first In a half teaspoonfuls o f soda dissolved i . owt st chap he's got on his book*. in usual health yesterday, but has been beaten egg. then In cracker crumbs, In a tablespoonful of hot water, and and it sounded like two «entences. subject to nightm are fo r a number o f then In egg and again In cracker one and one half cups o f flour. Mix well and bake In a loaf tin. years. When his w ife was aroused crumbs and fry In hot f a t early in the morning by the groaning Ita!*ln«c a V a r i e t y . o f her husband, she paid no particular I,anil PolK onliiK . Diversified farming does not stop at attention, such spells being not unusual No one knows so well ns the practical crop growth from the soil, but should w ith N ice. When he failed to rise his B A D CO LDS fanner how rapidly a naturally fertile include a diversity o f live stock. Home w ife found him dead. are the forerunners of dangerous diseases of the throat and lungs. If soil may he exhausted by cultivation. g o o d cattle, a few good, rapacious brood 7 ou have a cough, you can stop it with P » o t Cuie. 11 you suffer from Iii this country the tobacco lands of mares, some good breeding hogs, a few Thugs Dynamite Bank. hoarsene**, »«-¡e throat, bronchitis or pains in the lungs, i ’ iso's Cure will Virginia afford an example o f this or more sheep, goats and fowls o f di­ soon restore the irritated throat and lungs to normal, healthy condition. Fredonia, Kan., Jan. 25. The state rapid decline In fertility. The a ban- verse sorts should bo found on every An ideal remedy lor children. Free from opiates and dangerous m- hank at N ew Albany, seven miles west doned New England farms, too, help to farm, for they do not interfere or con­ gred»ents. 1 or half a century the sovereign remedy in thousands of o f Fredonia. was robbed o f $2900, at homes. Even chronic forms of lung dt eases an early hour today. The robbers cut Illustrate the effects produced by t.ie flict with each other. R E S P O N D T O F IS O ’ S C U R E the telephone w ires leading out o f the constant cultivation of the same fields. There are five o f the Chilean nitrate little town ar.d then dynamited the Land that once yielded crop* ns ’ f by bank. They then broke into the Frisco magic now requires an artificial prep» fields, all within a north and south toolhouse and securing a handcar, es­ «ration before It will reward thefnrin- distance o f 500 miles. Iodine is an Im­ caped. i •r for bis strenuous labor, in the fle 1. portant by-product o f the deposits. MAKE CLD SILVER NEW SEND I S YOUR N A M E AN D ADDRESS FLYERS” i O. R. & N. PORTLAND and SPOKANE POMMEL SLICKER / -fc J — ,) 1 i ■ i 1 n R fc S C E N 1 EgtL Phosphate i CFOWDER E