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Scrofula
Fow art* entirely free from it.
It may develop slowly as to canso
little if anydisturbance during the whole
period of childhood*
It may then produce dyspepsia, ca­
tarrh, and marked tendency to con­
sumption, before causing eruptions
sores or swellings.
To get entirely rid of it take the great
blood-purifier,
bo
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets
known as Lars&tabs. 100 doses $1.
Sc*
th e
C o n n e c t io n ?
“I wish 1 hud a job on the police
force.”
“(lo to New York City. There’ll he
plenty of vacancies there soon.”
“ How do'you know?”
‘Clold bus been discovered in Ireland.’*
One
»f
Ills
M e ln n c h o ly
D ays.
After a sojourn of two or three days in
the country the professor hud returned
home and was cleaning up his badly lit­
tered lawn.
“Leaves of absence!” he commented,
rakishly.
W ru n g
C u n c lu M lo n .
Physician—That boil of yours is the
result of inadequate circulation.
Political Campaigner—Impossible, sir!
In the lust two weeks I have circulated
through twenty-seven different Stares, and
made an average of ten or twelve speeches
•a every one of them !—Chicago Tribune.
O in la a lu n a
of
H is to r y .
The American colonists bad just enun­
ciated the doctrine that all governments
derive their just powers from the consent
of the governed.
“How perfectly absurd,” exclaimed
King deorge III. “Why, a man can’t
even govern his family on that princi­
ple !”
Laughing uproariously, he gave orders
that a few regiments of soldiers be ship­
ped over at once to crush the incipient re­
bellion.—Chicago Tribune.
S y ru p sffigs
^oixirsfSoima
Cleanses the Sv s\i'm E « ect-
ually;I)ispoLs In un< l Head:
a clies
dui* to Constinoti
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Acts naturally, ucts truly as
« L axative.
Best |oi-Mi*n\vkmcn an m u
rep -yoiing_aiul Old
To Oct its Item •Jieiul Effects
Always Luv tl n o Irenume which
lias'the full name of the Com-
| m ny
CALIFORNIA
p a 'S t r u p C o .
by whom it rout
is manufactured,printed
on the
of e v e r y p a c k a g e .
^
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_____DRUGGISTS,
one size only, _ regular
price 50* per bottle.
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brn ^
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The cleanest.—
ligh test.-an d '
most comfortable
G lo ry
of
tlie
N ickn a m e.
In
J u *< I Gent Io n .
Police Justice—This man charges you
witli stealing his watch, and the charge
seems to be sustained. You were found
with tlie watch in your possession.
Prisoner—Y’r honor, it ain’t so ; 1
didn’t steal it. I met him on the street
and asked him what time it was. He
said it was 4 o’clock. I says, ‘I don’t
believe that watch is right,’ and he says,
‘You bet it’s right! It’s just 4 o’clock;
you can take it from me.’ Well, y’r
honor, tlie first chance I got I took it from
him, and now he’s kickin’ about it!”
A iry
P ern lllnire.
Mrs. Cuppotee— I low’ could a woman
ever bring herself to marry au aeronaut?
He's so flighty.
Mrs. Waypher—Yes, and too often hi
lacks ballast.
Mrs. Marraalayde—Then, too, he looks
down on ordinary people.
Mrs. Chillicon-Kearuey—And again he
moves in the higher circles, aud you don’t.
—Chicago Tribune.
E v ery
D ay
1» C e le b r a t e d
a«
Sunday.
Few people know that other days of
the week than the first are being ob­
served as Sunday by some nation or
other. The Greeks observe M onday;
the Persians, T uesday; the Assyrians,
W ednesday; the Egyptians, Thursday;
tlie Turks, Friday ; the Jew’s, Saturday;
and the Christians, Sunday. Thus a
perpetual Sabbath is being celebrated
ou earth.—•Success Magazine.
C IT C
■ 11 3
storer.
D r. K.
*
St. V itus’ D ance and ervous i»meases perma-
uently cured l>y D r. i • ino's Grout N erve R e­
Send fo r FREE $2.00 trial bottle nml treatise.
II. K line, L d., tt)l A rch St., Philadelp hia, Fa.
A noth er l.rssou from Mature.
“Young gentlemen,” lectured the emi­
nent instructor, “you are old enough now
to put away tlie childish aud trivial
amusements that sufficed for you when
you were younger. Learn a lesson from
the dumb brutes, and even from the rep­
tiles. When they arrive at maturity
they comport themselves with certain
dignity.”
“It isn’t so with the rattlesnake, pro­
fessor,” objected the young man with the
bad eye. “The older he grows, the more
rattles he plays with.”
a
S L IC K E R
at the same time
cheapest in the
end because tt
wears longest
*309 Everywhere
T lio
Every garment guar­
anteed waterproof ’
Catalog free
4 J TOWtP CO BOSTON O S *
W L D O U G L A S
5 3 OO S H O E S » 3 5 O
In e v ita b le
Joke.
*‘Sny, old man,” remarked one of his
neighbors, “why have you given your
home a new name? W hat was the m at­
ter with ‘The Nutshell’?”
“Why?” responded the man. with
some warmth. “Because I was tired of
being joked. There isn’t n boy for a
mile around who hasn’t stopped and
rung the door bell every time he passed
to ask if the colonel was in!”—Phila­
delphia Ledger.
No
Lon ger
S e cret.
“Poes your husband belong to any se­
cret societies?” inquired Mrs. Kawner.
“No,” answered Mrs. Middiebiok ; “I
have found out the name of every one of
them.”
CASTOR
IA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
W . 1 j . D o u g l a s t n t ik M nn<l s e l l » m o r e
m e n ’s ii l.O O » m l S.'l.oft N h o e » t l i a n a n y
o t h e r m a n u f a c t u r e r in t h o w o r l d , b e ­
c a u s e t h e y h o l d t h e i r s h a p e , fit b e t t e r ,
a n d w e a r lo n g e r th a n a n y o th e r m ak e.
Prices,
Shoes at All
for Every Member of the
Family, Men, Boys, Women, Misses £ Children
W.L.DouKlaa$4.00uid $0.00 Gilt Edge Shoe* cannot
b* equallel at an y prlca. W . L. Douglas $2.CO and
$2.00 shoes are the best in the world
F a n t C o l o r R y r l t f n U n til F - r c lu n iv e ly .
WF- T a U e M o M u l a ll t i i t e . W . L. Dougin.,
name and price is etarflped on bottom. Sold
BTfry’Tliere. Shoes mailed from factory to any
part of Ilm world. Catalogue free.
W . I.. DOUGLAS, 15$ Spark St.. Brockton. Maes
D em an d in g
Fu ller
In fo rm atio n .
Nan—Yes, Tom calls occasionally.
Queer fellow, isn’t he? Doesn't seem to
know what to do with his hands. Sits
with them clasped the whole evening.
Fan (raising her eyebrows)—Sits with
his hands clasped, eh? Together?—Chi*
cago Tribune.
Too
M uch
O pposition.
“Pimmie, does your mother still object
to my coming to see you?”
“Yes, dear; she does.”
“Good ! So does mine. She says thai
if I marry you she'll cut me off with 9
shilling.”
“O, but that’s altogether different! Per
haps, Jack—in view of everything—and
because—and we’re both so young—well,
don’t you see?”—Chicago Tribune.
H am pered
Is yonr ir o n 'll sim itar Ii: any way to the ahove? If
ao. no need to wear h wohbljr, unusable part ini plate
o r ill-fitting, ordinary bridge work. The Dr. Wise
system of
“TEETH WITHOUT PLATES’*
The result o f 21 years* e ip e r ence. the new way of
replacing teeth in the n oath teeth in fact, teeth in
appearance teeth to chew your food upon, as you
did upon jo u r natural ones. O u r force is so orean-
Ired we can do jo n r entire crown, bridge or plate
work in a day if necessary.
Positively painless es­
treating. Only high-class, scientific work.
WISE DENTAL CO., INC.
Dr "
V »» i*e M anager . 21 ver.rs in Portland.
Pci-ond I loor. F n ilin g Building, Third and W ash­
ington Ptree’ s. Office hours H A. M. to 8 P M. Sun­
day*. 9 to I P. M. t 'a i n le « h i rarting. oOc. plates.
IF up
Phones A and Main 208$
P N U
W
H EN
No. 43-OS
w r i t i n g to ad v e r tis e r n p le a s e
m en tititi th is p a p er.
by
M onop oly*
Archimedes had just proclaimed that If
he had a lever long enough and a fulcrum
on which to rest it he could move the
world.
“But what’s the use of thinking about
it,” he said, “so long as the Big Stick is
•n the keeping of T. Roosevelt?”
Hereupon he spoke a short and ugly
word.—Chicago Tribune.
ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHT3.
NEWS NOTES GATHERED FROM
Romo people might as well be crazy;
they have no sense.
W hat some men enjoy would cause
VARIOUS PARTS OF OREGON others
to commit suicide.
The public man in America who hits
never been tagged with a nickname
may be Just as efficient and worthy of
praise as his brethren who are known
as “Hill” and “Joe,” but he has not
achieved an equal measure of popular­
ity. Nicknames are oftener Inspired
by affection than by aversion. “The T O R E V I V E W A T E R P R O J E C T .
men of the people,” so-called, are In­
variably nicknamed. Venerable citizens Vale Business Men Discuss Plans for
Securing G ov er nm ent Aid.
still refer to “Abe” Lincoln, dwelling
with reminiscent affection upon th * Vale.—A mass m eeting in Vale
abbreviation. Nicknames both good last week was attended by about .‘500
and bad are as old as history, in the I enthusiastic farm ers and business
country the people have a way of ab­ men. T he purpose of this m eeting
breviating the mimes of the men they was to organize for the purpose of
really like and assigning their full bringing about a revival of the Mal­
titles to the men who prefer dignity to
heur Irrigation Project as proposed
popularity.—Pittsburg Gazette.
by the governm ent some two or three
Ills D h e lia r u e .
years ago, and which project, when
A touching Instance of the humor com pleted, will w ater approxim ately
which never deserts n true Irishman 150,ooo acres of excellent agricultural
lying in the M alheur River
even in his worst troubles is recorded. lands
Bully Creek valley, W illow
A soldier was seen in the trenches valley,
and Snake River valleys in
holding his hands above the earth­ Creek
M alheur county, O regon.
works. Mis captain asked:
Messrs. H ubbard and Griffith, of
“W hat are you doing that for, Pat?” Caldwell, Idaho, and m em bers of tlie
lie replied, with a grin, as he worked Boise-Payette W ater U sers’ associa­
tion, were present and rendered val­
his lingers:
uable assistance and inform ation. A
“I’m feeling for a furlough, sir.”
m ittee of five was appointed with
Just then a rifle hall struck his arm com
full power to proceed in the m atter,
Just below the wrist. Then a queer ex­ and
pression of pain and humor passed over need. to employ such aid as they may
his face as he exclaim ed:
An assessm ent of ten cents an
“And faith it's a discharge.”—London acre was levied on the landowners
under the project for the purpose of
Answers.
defraying prelim inary expenses.
Mothers
will
find
Mr*.
Winslow*«
8o<,thing
Syrup
. af remedy period.
to use lor, their children
A C R E ’S Y I E L D 3 0 0 B O X E S .
iuriug the
the E> teething
ESTIM ATES ARE CUT.
State Board Will Not Allow Normals
M oney Asked.
Salem.—T he estim ate for the run­
ning expenses of the three Oregon
state norm al schools for the next two
years as fixed by the presidents of the
schools and subm itted to the hoard of
regents in session at Salem aggre­
gates $58,000 for each year, or a total
to he asked of the legislature this win­
ter for the entire two years of $110,-
000. The cost to the state for main­
taining the three schools last year
was $35,000.
'1 hough the hoard has not con­
cluded its conference, held for the
purpose of arranging the budget for
tlie next two years, it is likely this
estim ate will be cut to $42,000 at the
very highest calculation. The aver­
age cost of m aintaining tlie Ashland,
M onmouth and W eston schools for
last year was $14 000 each. In round
num bers the attendance was 400, m ak­
ing the cost to the state for each
student $130, which was regarded by
the board as sufficient.
T he presidents’ estim ated cost for
m aintaining the M onmouth school
next year was $20,000, for the A sh­
land school $23,000, and for the W es­
ton school $15,000. The cost last
year at M onm outh was $14,000, of
which only about half was paid by
the state, the other half being raised
by subscription. T he cost at Ash
Douglas C ou nt y Apple O r c h a r d Sets land was about the same and at the
W eston school about $13,000.
New Record
It is expected that some system for
Roseburg.—A new record has been determ
ining the appropriations for
established for Douglas county apples. each school
will he decided upon be­
J. B. Smith, a fruitgrow er from near fore the session
of the board of re­
this city, from a m easured quarter of gents ends. _________
an acre, will pick over 390 boxes of
choice m arketabl Spitzenberg apples
State Finances Good.
He was offered from $2 to $2.50 per
in the general fund,
box for the apples in the orchard, as Salem.—Cash
shown by the treasurer’s monthly
which would net him at that price report,
am
ounts
$214,897.98, and
$2,400 per acre for his entire apple there will be due to from
the several
crop. lie refused the offer, however, counties
N ovem ber 1 about $400,-
and the apples will be packed and 000 more, on m aking
to pay cur­
shipped east, where they are expected rent expenses until enough
another tax has
to bring ihe top m arket price for been collected. Unusually
large re­
choice fruit.
from indirect taxes, such as the
Many other orchards in Douglas ceipts
corporation,
insurance
and
inheritance
county will have a crop of apples that taxes, and from the fees of the state
will com pare favorably in quality with departm ent, have provided the funds
those grown by Mr. Sm ith. M ost of to m eet the unusually large state ex­
them will be shipped east, in the hope penditures.
The report covers the
of getting a higher price for them first nine m onths
and shows a
than if they were sold to apple-buying total expenditure of of 1908,
$992,672.47, or
houses at this place.
ately $110,000 a month. At
The prune harvest is well along and approxim
beginning of the year the state
drying will shortly be finished. The the
had
in
the
general fund $116,337.08.
quality and quantity of the crop is as
first reported, about the average, but
Active for Good Roads.
buyers are com plaining of the way the A series
of good roads conventions
fruit is being dried in m ost instances, arc being held
the state
claiming it is not being dried hard and will continue throughout
until late October.
enough.
O regon is the scene of the
The tw o Roseburg packing houses Eastern gatherings
in the interest of
are running to their full capacity and latest
good
roads,
the people are set­
have all tlie fruit that they can handle. ting actively where
work to improve the
The E. L. French F ruit company of highways. T to
here was a convention
M yrtle Creek is also crow ding its
Dufur the 13th, another at The
driers and packing houses to their at
on the 14th. O ther dates for
fullest capacity and expects to ship Dalles roads
conventions are as fol­
a car a day for the rem ainder of the good
lows:
O
ctober 15, W asco; O ctober 16,
season. Among the com pany's recent Grass Valley;
O ctober 17, Condon;
shipm ents have been three cars to O ctober 20, A rlington;
O ctober 22.
O ntario. Canada.
Pendleton; O ctober 23, La Grande;
O
ctober
26,
Baker
City.
B utter Creek Ranch Sold.
Pendleton By the sale of the Sloan
C rater Lake to Close.
ranch, on Upper B utter creek, for $30,- K lam ath
Falls The C rater Lake
000, was consummated one of the larg­
will close October 20. The
est transfers of real estate in this vi­ season
established by W. G. Steele has
cinity recently. The ranch comprises camp
closed, but meals and accommodations
about 1,400 acres, of which 1,200 acres can
be secured a t the A rant camp, at
are tillable and the rest pasture. Of the foot
to the lake, until
the p art th at is in cultivation, 1,000 October of 20. the climb
The launches and row­
acres are suitable for w heatraising, boats have already
been stored in a
while 200 acres are seeded to alfalfa. small house built for
at purpose on
Frank and Claud Sloan w ere the former W izard island. Large th tim
were
owners, and they have sold to Ephn i n used and it is thought to be bers
a perfect
L. Sm ith, of Echo.
protection against the heavy snows
, th at are common at the lake for eight
English Hop C rop Smaller,.
Portland According to a cable re­ months of the year.
ceived by the local trade last evening,
Build Model Road at Salem .
the official report of the English gov­ Salem The Salem board of trade
ernm ent gives the hop crop of th at j has started a movement for the build-
country as 470,761 hundredweight, i ing of a model highway between Salem
compared w ith earlier estim ated of and the S tate F air grounds, through
520,000 to 600,000 hundredweight.
of the state, Marion coun
W hile the trade had rather expected a co-operation
and the city of Salem. It is pro­
dcrease in the production from w hat ty
build a wide, straig h t high­
was estim ated earlier in the season, posed th at to will
accommodate a large
owing to the unfavorable w eather i way
am ount of travel during the fair.
ju st previous to and during the hop ¡Judge
head of the promotion
harvest, the smallness of the final re­ J departm H. ent Scott,
S tate Good Roads
port caused the local m arket to stiffen. association, w of ill the
supervise the work.
Franchise Is Gra nted.
PORTLAND MARKETS.
K lam ath Falls.—The U nited States
governm ent has been granted a fran­ W heat-— Bluestem, 92(7i94c; club,
chise by the city council for a con­ 88(o 89c; fife, 89c; red Russian, 86c;
crete conduit along High street in 40-fold, OOc; valley, OOc.
W est K lam ath Falls. This franchise Barley — Feed. $26(o27 per ton;
has been before the council nearly rolled, $27.50(q 28.50; brewing, $26.50.
two years. The conduit will be an Oats No. i white, $31@31.50 per
extension of what is called the Keno ton; gray. $30@30 50.
canal, now ending at the Moore power H ay—Tim othy. W illam ette valley,
house, and when extended will fur­ $14 per ton; W ilkynette valley, or­
nish w ater to the ranches on the west dinary, $11; eastern O regon, $16.50;
side of the river, which have never mixed, $13; clover, $9; alfalfa, $11;
alfalfa meal, $20.
heretofore been irrigated.
F ruit—Apples, new, 60c(o$1.50 per
box;
peaches, 35(o65c per box; pears,
Citizens’ League is Fotm ed.
$l(o
per box; gr ipes. 50c(i?$1 25
Marshfield—The C itizens’ league is per 1.25
Concords, 15(oH7c per
the name of an organization which has basket; crate; huckleberries,
per
been formed in Marshfield for the pur­ pound; quinces, $ 1(o 1.25 9(ol0c
per box;
pose of taking part in municipal af­ cranberries, $10 per barrel; prunes.
2(a)
fairs. The aim of the league is given 2hc per pound; nutm eg melons, $1.25
as being for better city government. per box.
The secretary reports th at 320 voters Potatoes — 75(o 90c per hundred;
have signed a petition to become mem­ sweet potatoes, 2(a2\c. per pound.
bers of the league. W hether the de­ O nions—O regon, $Kol.25 per 100
liberations of the organization will be pounds.
Vegetables — Turnips, $1.25 per
open or held in secret has not been de­ sack;
carrots, 85c; parsnips, $1.25;
term ined.
beets, $1.25; artichokes. 65c per
¡dozen; beans, 5(ol0c per pound; cab
Big Sheap Shipm ent.
1 bage, 2c per pound; cauliflower, 50c
North Powder One of the largest (o$t per dozen; celery, 75(fi}85c per
sheep firms in Oregon, th at of Lee dozen; cucumbers, $2.25 per box; egg
Bros., shipped 20 carloads of sheep plant, $1.75(o 2 per crate; lettuce, 75c(o
$1 per box; parsley, 15c per dozen;
from B aker City to Chicago. E. Bind­ peas,
per pound; peppers, $2.25 per
ley, a young sheepman, and P. L. box; 6c pumpkins,
He per pound;
Sm ith, of the North Powder M. & M. radishes. 12*c per \(a dozen;
spinach, 2c
Co., both of North Powder, accompan­ per pound; sprouts. 9c per
pound;
ied Dave Lee, the junior partner, in squash, 15c per pound; tom atoes,
50
charge of the shipment.
(a, 60c.
B utter—City cream ery, extras, 35<?i)
Wallowa to Have C ourthouse.
36c; fanev outside cream ery, 32f@35c
per
pound; store, 18c.
Enterprise.—The county court has
accepted plans for a courthouse, to cost Eggs-—O regon selects. ^3 5 c ; eastern,
$30,000. Bids for foundation and base­ 26(o29c per dozen.
ment will le advertised for immediate­ Poultry — H ens, 11c per pound;,
ly in order that the foundation at least spring, 11c: ducks, old. \2(a'\2hc\
may be put in this fall. Wallowa coun­ young, 14^/ 15c; geese, old. 8 (o'9 c ;
ty has been set apart from tJnion*coun- younrj, 9(ol0c; turkeys, old, 18c;
ty 20 years, and this will be the first young. 19c.
Veal— Extra. si'?/9c pcr pound; o r­
courthouse erected in the county.
dinary. 7(o 7 lc ;. heavy, 5c.
Pork—Fancy. 8c per pound; ordi­
Births Far Exceed D eaths.
nary, 6c; large. 5c.
Albany.—There were 27 births in
regon. 1908, 7 ^ 8c per
I.inn county in Septem ber and only flops—O
1997. 2l^/4c; 1906, ij'o lf c
15 deaths, according to the report of pound;
W ool — Eastern O regon, average
County H ealth Officer W IT. Davis, best. lO'o 14c per pound, according to
filed today. M ost of the deaths were shrinkage; valley. 15(7? 16c.
from causes incident to old age.
M ohair -Choice. 18c per pound.
CURES
OLD S O R E S
No old sore i in heal until the cause which produces it has been removed.
Parents ami turkeys are always l
External applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc., may reduce the inflam­
treated well before Christmas.
and assist in keeping the place < Ivan, but cannot cure the trouble
When a woman is not in a dry goods mation
b ecau setlieyd o n .it reach its source. Old sores exist because the blood is
store she is at the dentist’s.
1 infected with im purities and poisons whi. li aie constantly being discharged
No man is as good to his wife as he into the place. The nervi ti .sues and fibres of the flesh are kept in a state
expects his father to be to his mother. of irritation and disease by b ein ' daily fed with tlie germ-laden matter
Wiien you have seen one celebration, through the circulation, m aking it im p..-able for the sore to lit a! !?. S. S.
or one circus, you have seen them all. cures chronic sores by its purifying action on tlie blood. It goes down into
and removes the poison-producing germs, impurities and
It is as natural for a boy to have the circulation,
matters which are- responsible for the failure of the place to heal.
dirty hands as it is for a cat to have morbid
S. S. S. makes the blood pure, fresh and healthy; then as new, rich blood is
tits.
carried to the spot the healing process begins, all discharge ceases, tlie
Every man we ever knew had am inflammation leaves, new tissue begins to form, the place fills in witli.firm,
bit ion, but only a few had application | healthy flesh, and soon the sore is permanently cured. S. S. S. is purely
with it.
| vegetable, tlie safest and best blood purifier f >r young or old. Book ou
We occasionally meet a man who Sores and Ulcers and any medical advice free to all who write.
ought to stay ut home und send his
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, 3A.
wife out.
It isn’t proper to bring a baby down
A Flavoring. It maL.es a
r. » p i
town until it is at least two weeks
old.
■ R
K " syrup Letter tLan Maple.
Sold Ly grocers.
A man can’t tell the truth so truth ­
fully that u Jealous woman can’t tungk*
S e e in g O xford,
him up.
A W i d e H u iiffe.
If you have no reason to expect a An Oxford student was showing two When the surgeon who happened to
letter with money in it, hope will do fair cousins through the Christchurch he spending a night nt Bushhy Inn had
College.
set the broken leg of the weather-beaten
you no good.
“T hat,” he explained, “is the picture stranger who was the chief victim of
We don’t remember ever meeting a gollery;
that, the library; ami that an automobile accident, the patient
girl whose shots were not a mile too tower contains
the famous bell, ’(¿teat looked up at him anxiously. “See here,
big for her.
doc,” he said, in a husky voice, “I
Tom of Oxford.’ ”
We have noticed that in every con­ Stooping quickly, he picked up a haven’t got much of any money; would
versation there is something about Ftone and sent it crashing through a you take out your foe in trade?”
“finding out” people.
second story, ivy-framed window, where “Yes, I guess so,” said the surgeon,
It always makes some people’s fin there immediately appeared a face, cheerfully. “W hat is your trade?”
gets tremble to hear a child talk lrn purple with rage.
“Well, I’ve got a number of things
pudently to Its parents.
“And that,” added the young man, T can do soon as I’m on my feet again,”
said the patient. “ I can hang window-
As soon as a woman m arries a man helpfully, “is the Dean.”
of means, the fortunes of her family Thus it was that he came to leave blinds, or I can put on lightning-rods,
one seat of learning for another.—Suc­ or I can play the cornet; and I do ’em
begin to look up.
all first-rate, if I’m the one to say it,
Next Thanksgiving day we propose cess Magazine.
doc.”
to fast, aud see if we can’t feel decent
M u iu e n t u rlly
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the following Friday.
The eminent detective had found a clew
A
CI
*« to W o r k
It O ff.
When you find a good husband, the to the mystery he had been trying to un­ Political Spellbinder—You know I put
in two or three days preparing a speech
women nearly always sa y : “Ills wife ravel.
“Ila ;” he exclaimed. “I have it at I was expected to deliver at the conven­
does not care much for him.”
And now------”
tion. Well, there were so many fellows
A man doesn’t regard his children last!
Here he hesitated.
of me that they didn’t get around
as k in ; cousins, aunts and uncles, and Mopping his perspiring brow, he took ahead
to me at all. I’ve still got that speech
‘hut sort of thing, are kin.
out his pocket edition of the Sherlock in my system, Alvira.
Holmes stories and eagerly scanned its His Wife—You have? Then I wish
pages to ascertain whether tlie proper 3011 would go out to the kitchen and
WITH THE SAGES.
course after having discovered a clew was thunder it at the cook. I’ve tried to dis­
charge her aud she won’t go.—Chicago
That life is long that answ*ers life’s to follow it up or to run it down.
Tribune.
E
I
fo r lllm ,
great end.—Young.
A surgeon was explaining a very un­
N o P e rso n al D am age.
Have the courug to dare to be true common
case to his students, aud fin­ “Did you have a pleasant trip?” they
at all times.—Mansfield.
up as follows:
asked him.
The lie of au action la greater than ished
“This, gentlemen, Is a very rare tu ­ “Yes,” said the returned aeronaut, “un­
the lie of a word.—Crawford.
mor. indeed. In all my thirty years’ til we landed. We came down in a farm­
Get justly, distribute cheerfully, and experience I have never come across er’s pasture, where there was a big red
We got away safely, but the—er—•
live contentedly.—Thurston.
one like this, ami you will see me re­ bull.
balloon is there yet.”—Chicago Tribune.
W hat ought not to be done, do not move it to-morrow.”
“No, you won’t,” said the patient, “ if
No f
even think of doing.—Epictetus.
“Learning to play the violin,” mut­
To be ignorant of one’s ignorance is th at’s all the experience you’ve hud of tered
the persistent amateur, bending over
this sort of thing I’m going home.”
the malady of Ignorance.—Sprits.
his sheet music and making another stab
E x p e r i e n c e d 1 1 .« S e n s a t i o n « .
All life is music if we but touch the
the instrument, “is no snap!”
“Have you been away on any vacation at This
notes rightly and in time.—Rusk in.
being the exact psychological mo­
this
summer?”
Unless you bear with the faults of a “N o; I expected to go, and sent my ment, the E string snapped.
friend you betray your own.—Syrus. suitcases on ahead, but something turned
I l l « Professor.
Stones and idle words are things up at the last moment that prevented the “Uncertainty,” moralized the doctor, “is
trip.
I
got
all
the
effect
of
a
vacation,
the
poison
that
lurks in everything in this
never to be thrown at random—Bo-
though. The suitcases came hack last life.”
°arri.
“Certainly,” said the professor; “life
Speak as you th in k ; be w*hat you week with $7.75 storage aud express itself
is one-half *if.’ ”
are; pay your debts of all kinds.—
Montfort.
Let no man talk of freedom till he is
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sure that he can govern himself.—
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Keep ever in the path of duty, but
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Komi«. W r 1 • • f r J'ri- i- I.i -t. .M nrki-t K<'P"rt. Shipping T u «», and i.: ut our
fail not to climb the steep of knowl­
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s ( 0 pv ■ l-.ithir I,
I. - St tliuiir oil the *ub;.-rl evor written II! istmtinc «¡1 Fur Animeli All
edge.—Newton.
t Trappers' Sn-rttn. F<- vs. Trims O.arne l :ov*. H..w and where to inn. and t-> become a tuc-
'It-.iPl-r It'» a n-Kulnr
\ i- p . a Pn.-e. $1 To our cukt«tm-r- »1?:. Holes tanned into
lie is a man who thinks for himself,
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Hidee anil Furs to osauJ tut Lmluisl »tico». Am li-rw ii itroa., i>*ot. 121 Mlnucu*iullat Tl inn.
says what he thinks, and does what he
says.—Hitchcock.
Example is more powerful than pro
eept; whereof you reprove another be
unblamable yourself.—George W ash­
ington.
I look upon the simple and childish
»VILI fX> ALL
virtues of veracity and honesty as the
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root of all that is sublime in character.
Carlyle.
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Get it from
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Do not consider any vice as trivial,
your G rocer
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and therefore practice I t ; do not con­
sider any virtue as unim portant, aud
therefore neglect It.—Bonar.
Rightness expresses of actions what
straightness does of lines, and there
In exchange for Carton Tops «ind Soup W rappers from
can no more be two kinds of right ac­
tion than there can be two kinds of “20-MULE-TEAM” BORAX. BORAXO BATH POWDER,
straight lines.—Herbert Spencer.
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THE PREMIUMS GIVEN FREE
ALWAYS “JUST GOING TO.’»
lie was just going to help a neighbor
when he died.
He was just going to pay a note when
• t went to protest.
He meant to insure his house, but it
burned before he got around to it.
He was Just going to reduce his debt
when his creditors “shut down” on him.
lie was just going to send some flow­
ers to a sick neighbor when It proved
too late.
He was Just going to repair his side­
walk when a neighbor fell on It and
broke a leg.
He was Just going to stop drinking
and dissipating, when his health be­
came wrecked.
He was just going to quit work a
while and take a vacation when nervous
prostration came.
He was Just going to introduce a bet
ter system Into his business when It
went to smash.
He was just going to provide proper
protection for his wife aud family
when his fortune was swept away from
him.
He was Just going to call on a cus­
tomer to close a deal when he found
his competitor had preceded him und
secured the order.
He was Just going to provide his wife
w’lth more help when she took to her
bed and required a nurse, a doctor and
a maid.—Success Magazine.
Nenr M ethod«.
“You no longer hear about n candl
date being In the hands of his friends," I
!aid one delegate.
“No,” answered tlie other. “Nows»
days a candidate is supposed to have
Ills own grip on everything and every
body in sight!”— Washington Star
f n H in ;»| * I.it it m Ti :• if f.
“ Msiggie. I want you to inclner.sfe th
Tliise.” “All right, m a'aui: I’ll com
tt.d do ft as s on ns I flnDh Inin in
b« waste.”—Ba I tin. <»rc Aiut ; .;u.
BORIC SPANGLES, BORIC ACID,
BORAXAID SOAP POWDER,
"20-MULF.-TEAM” SOAP, QUEEN OF BORAX SOAP,
BORAXAID LAUNDRY SOAP and SOAP CHIPS
h av e boon c a r e fu lly selected as ln*iiur t - 1
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B U S IN E S S C O LL E G E
N R U I I OMKIN
BEHNKE-WALKER STUDENTS SUCCEED. WHY?
T h ey a r e Trainee! fo r business in a h u -in c s s-lik e w ay .
W h y not enroll in a re p u ta b le school that places all o f its gradu ates?
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W A I . K E R . Pres.
SEND FOR C A TA LO G U E
O . A . B O S S E K M A N *. See.
T i l l . C O R R E C T SHOE FOR S T Y L E ,
E A SE A N D G O O D W E A R
Y ou could n e v e r ho pe to bu y a m o re sty lish o r serviceable
shoe than th e “ L eading L ad y .” It is right u p -to -d ate in appear­
ance and fits the foo t p e r f e c t l y fro m the v e ry first. Besides
being sty lish and co m fo rtab le, the