M y Hair is
Straggly
THIRD IN STRENGTH
C la y a n d th e S a la r y G ra b .
[
“ ‘Quinn,’ suld an old member one
day. ‘ I heard you worrying about the
mileage. Did you ever hear the story
of Clay and the aitlary grab?'
“ ‘ No,' I replied.
“ ‘ When Cluy was Speaker,’ he con
tinued, ‘along about 181(1, the crowd
raised their salaries to $1,500 a year.
There was a great howl all over the
country, aud when Clay reached home
In Kentucky, he found old one-armed
John Pope, a Federalist, out after his
scalp to beat the baud, aud all the Clay
adherents ominously silent. Worried
and anxious Clay sought out bis old
barber, who had always been enthusi G e rm a n N av y L e agu e D is c o v e r s L a r g e
A d ditio n to P r o g r a m — S o o n
astic In hts advocacy aud who happened
to be an Irishman. “ I trust I may
H ave 21 B attle sh ips.
count on your hearty support as usu
al?” Clay asked. “ Faith. Mr. Clay,”
said the Irish barber, “ I think I shall
Berlin, Aug. 4.— The Japanese navy
•*1 am fifty-seven years o»d, and until re
vote at this time for the man who can
cently my hair w»s very »tray. But in a few
w ill take third place in 1911, according
weeks Ayer’* Hair VlKor restored the natural
get
but
one
hand
into
the
Treasury.”
’
”
color to my hair so now there Is not a Kray
to the bulletin made by the German
hair to be seen.” — J. W. H a nson , Boulder
— Success Magazine.
Navy League in its August report.
Creek, Cal.
L it e r a r y D is a g r e e m e n t .
“ Notwithstanding the assertions o f
by J. C. A yer Co., Low ell, H a
Col. Soaker— Why have Hansen and Japan’ s bad financial position,” the
A lso manufacturers o f
article says, “ the so-called program o f
his wife separated?
sar sa pa rilla .
PILLS.
M ajor Mopper—On account o f the 1907 appears to provide for consider
CHERRY PECTORAL.
able more construction than has been
difference In their literary tastes.
Col. Soaker—They must both be un- reported. From a fully well informed
quarter it is affirmed that Japan, be
; happy.
L a c k o f C o -O p e r a t io n .
I Major Mopper— Not at all. He was sides building the three battleships,
“ I wish,” said the revivalist, "Brother In love with his typewriter, aud she A ki, “ A , ” and “ B ,” and the four ar
mored criusers, Kurama, Ibuki and
Grimshaw wasn't quite so strong on doc with a young poet.
“ E” and “ F ,” has appropriated money
trinal points. As fast as I bring people
for four additional battleships, each
into the church he tries to put them out
It C u re , W hile Y ou W alk.
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of it for heresy.”
Allen’, Foot-Ease is a certain cure for hot. o f 12,800 tons, and for fiv e armored
• weating, callus, and swollen, aching teet. Sold
to all Druggists. Price 25c. Don’t accent any cruisers o f 18,500 tons.
R ig h tr im a I n d ig n a t io n .
substitute. Trial package FREE. Address
Through these increases Japan will
__
Correspondent— May 1 ask, Senator, Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
push forw ard in 1910-1911 to third
how much your campaign cost you?
place in the w orld’ s navies, Japan’ s
in s ana tints.
Eminent Statesman— As to that, young
“ What's that noise?” asked the vis position w ithjgreat ships now b eing:
man, I make it a rule to follow the scrip
Ready, 14 battleships with a tonnage
tural injunction, not to let my left hand itor in the apartment house.
“ Probably some one In the dentist’s ' o f 191,400, and 12 large cruisers with
know what my right hand doeth. Besides,
sir, it’s none of your blankety blank busi apartments on the floor below getting a tonnage o f 113,000; building, three
battleships with a tonnage o f 60,800,
a tooth out.”
ness !
“ But this seemed to come from the and four cruisers with a tonnage o f
T h e B a ck et S h op per.
66,900, to which must be added those
floor above.”
At the “open board,” in golden grain,
“ Ah, then it’s probably the Poplcys’ ( vessels embraced in the latestjinforma-
He plunged with his little might and
baby getting a tooth In.”— Philadelphia tion, namely, four battleships with a
main—
total o f 83,200 and and five cruisers
Press.
And now he is making frequent “ calls”
with a tonnage o f 92,500.”
At the shop with the sign of the golden
M a k in g T r o u b le P a y .
balls.
“ What does you do when de wolf
HEAT RECO RD SM A SH ED.
howl at de do’ ?”
C n re fo r S e a s ic k n e s s .
“
Well,
suh,”
replied
Brother
Wll-
A cure for seasickness, which a Ger
T e m p e ra tu re in C h ic a g o R e g iste rs
man doctor says he has discovered, ! Hams, “ I mos’ lngenrully sets a trap
H ig h e st in E ig h t Y e a rs.
consists In the sufferer lying on his fer de wolf an’ sells him ter a circus.”
Chicago,
Aug. 4.— August heat re
|
—
Atlanta
Constitution.
back and having handkerchiefs soaked
—
cords for the past eight years were
In hot water twisted very tightly
P o e try n o d P rose,
smashed at 10 a. m. today, when the
around his forehead.
I Bride (tenderly)— We have fully mercury reached the 94 degree mark,
twenty minutes before the train comes, which it had not attained since August
when we must bid oue another farewell 5, 1900. H aving reached this mark,
— isn't that nice?
the liquid metal rested for a time, be
Bridegroom— Capital— we
can
go ing at the same mark at 2 p. m., but
into the station restaurant and eat started up the tube later, determined
something together.— Wiener Salon- j to break all records for the year— 96
wltzblatt. __________________
degrees, rpade July 23— the hottest day
since July 21, 1901, when a mark o f
R e c o lle c tio n s o f a D o sy L ife .
j
103 degrees was set. In spite o f the
"Your face is familiar,” said the pas
high mark reached by the mercury,
senger with the goggles. "Haven’t I ruD
there was less suffering in the city
against you somewhere before?”
“ No, sir,” answered the passenger with than there was on some o f the days last
the hunted look in his eyes. “ You’ve tried week when the temperatures were in
That firm, crisp quality and
a dozen times or more to run over me, but the 80s. Then, however, there was
delicious flavor is what you get
I have always been able to dodge in time,” great humidity. Today it was dry and
when you in s is t on Libby’s
a 15-mile wind was blowing from the
Mixed Pickles at your dealers.
State of Ohio, City of Toledo 1
southwest. This kept the number o f
Lucas County,
| ss'
They are always the finest and
Frank J, rbeney makes oath that he lssentoi deaths and prostrations down.
artner of the firm ot F. J. Cheney A Co., doing
Four deaths and 26 serious cases o f
never disappoint. It’ s the same
usinessinthcCity of Toledo, County and State
with Libby’ s Sweet Gherkins and
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum prostration had been reported up to 10
of ONE Ht’ NDRED DOLLARS for each and o ’ clock.
Tonight a cooling breeze
Sweet Midgets. A sh for them.
every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
came off the lake, which low ered the
the use of Hall’s Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
temperature to 87 degrees. The police
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres-
killed 24 unmuzzled dogs.
ence, this 6th day of December A D 1886.
,
A. W. GLEASON.
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Denver, Colo., A u g.*4.— A sensation
M a k i n g A l l o w a n c e s f o r H im .
rare product, delightfully appetiz
“ You used to know Tom, my nephew, was created in the Federal court today
ing. Try one bottle and you'll
when Judge Lewis, in throwing out
didn't you?”
buy more and never be without
“ O, yes, I knew him well. Tom's a half a dozen naturalization cases, held
them.
good soul. I always liked him.”
that a foreign -bom person must speak
“ He's one of the successful operators In the English language before he can
Wall street now.”
secure citizenship.
“ In spite of that I still think Tom’s
“ I cannot allow final papers to be
Pure, ripe fruit and pure sugar
good soul.” —Chicago Tribune,
giv en ,” said the court, “ where the
in equal parts, cooked just right
party seeking the same is unable to
S id e L ig h t s o n H is t o r y .
and timed to the second, in
Scott was writing the "Lay of the Last speak the English language. He can
Libby’s Great White Kitch
not understand the laws o f this coun
Minstrel.”
is the secret of the extreme
“ After which,” he muttered, with a try, its constitution or any o f the acts
superiority of, Libby’ s Preserves.
grim smile, “ with your kind permission, that go to prove his citizenship. He
There’ s none as good at any price.
ladies and gentlemen, the gifted vocalist, may have homesteaded upon land, but
G rocers and delicatessen stores
Herr Spuytentuyfel, will sing the pathetic he must read and w rite English before
ballad, entitled ‘Mamma, Your Little he can secure his final papers and come
carry all of Libby’s Food Pro
Darling Is Too Full to Bat Any More !’ ” before the court with a native citizen
ducts. T h e y a r e war
For well he knew that there would be who can swear he has known the sub
ranted the bestto both
still later minstrels with other lays.
je c t for a period o f five years.”
you and the dealer
Japanese Navy Will Be Greatly
Increased by 1911.
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T a ct;
“ I have been told,” said the assertive
woman, “that you are singularly lack
ing in tact.”
“ What Is your idea of tact?” asked
Miss Cayenne.
“ I don't know. What's yours?”
“Tact, as a rule, is the ability to
conceal one's surprise at foolish or Im
pertinent remarks."
During the last year Uanada drew up
on the United States for 58,312 immi
grants. Over 120,000 came from the
mother country, and 84,000 from the con
tinent of Europe.
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to deceive yon in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
« J u s t - a s - g o o d ” are but Experiments, and endanger the
health o f Children—Experience against Experim ent.
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JEALOUSY.
H E A D Y F O R F IG H T .
14 la a
Sta n n a rd M a y N o t be A b le to S lip
O u t o f L a n d is' D ecisio n .
Chicago, Aug 3.—United States At
torney Sims and Special Consul Kel
logg and Wilkerson today drafted a
petition to the United States circuit
court for a rehearing of the Standard
Oil case, in which the appellate court
recently reversed Judge Landis.
Judge Grosscup ami his associates
will be asked to reverse themsefve
on the ground that they erred in de
claring that Judge Landis trred The
petition will aver that the circuit
court misinterpreted the testimony,
misread Judge I.andis’ obiter dictum
and did not understand the legal
premises on which he based his im
portant decision.
The three points raised by the court
will be met squarely. The first is
that Judge Landis attempted to im
pose a fine upon the New Jersey
Standard Oil company for the of
fenses of the Indiana corporation
This is to be flatly denied and the
record to be cited to confirm the
claim that the court did not read
the decision of the lower court as it
applied to the evidence.
The second point, that the whole
offenses were in settlements and not
in each shipment, and that ignorance
of existing rates excused the accept
ance of rebates, will be respectfully
characterized as misapplication of tin-
law and a ruling contrary to its
known maxims.
The third point, that the fine of $29.-
240,000 is excessive and confiscatory
is to be met by the contention that
the corporation is a chronic offender
and gained many times the amount of
the fine by alleged rebating methods.
The financial statements of the com
pany, showing net gains of more
than $50,000,000 since the rebating be
gait, the government regards as elo
quent arguments.
STARTED FRO M
BRU SH
F IR E .
D e stru c tio n o f Fernie S a id to H ave
C o s t N u m b e r o f L ive s.
To the man who is really aud truly
jealous, every little Incident is a source
of hurt, unrest and anguish, writes
Uialole Fra he. He Imagines that he
is the victim ot q woman's deceit sim
ply because she lives, because she
breathes. He suspects every Indication
going to show that her body and her
soul are In independent action ; that
she is a creature distinct from himself,
lie suffers from the very fact that she
lives and that she flourishes like some
beautiful plaut, aud that no power of
love can take and bold all the perfume
that she exhales In that most emotional
of moments which Is made up Of youth
and life. At heart the jealous man re
proaches a woman with nothing but
the fact that she exists, and thut Is
what he cannot bear In anything like
peacefulness of mind. She exists, she
Is lovely, she dreams— what a subject
for butnuu anguish! He would have
her all, all, and more, aye, aud better
than Nature und all else meant bt
should.
Hut woman does not (losses* this
power o f Imagination. What we call
Jealousy In a woman Is far ofteuer
rivalry. As for that exquisite torture
o f the senses, the hateful apparitions
that haunt the mind, the silly and yet
pathetic raging of the soul, the physi
cal anguish and upset, she does not
know It, or only knows It In a limited
degree. Iler feeling In this case Is less
precise than that of man. Imagination
Is not very highly developed In her,
even In love or In matters appertain
ing to the sensual 'domain. She lacks
the plastic Imagination, the power of
calling up figures and Ideas. All her
Impressions are vaguely clouded nnd
her energies are disposed for the strug
gle.
In her mood of jealousy she
tights with an obstinacy, mixed with
violence and cunning, o f which man Is
incapable. The same spur that tears
out a man's entrails only excites her
to the test of battle. Dispossessed, she
fights for her empire and her sense of
'«w er.
And so It Is that Jealousy, which In
man Is a weakness, becomes In a wo
man, a force that impels her to the
boldest measures. Far from being n
source o f weakness to her, it Is a run
ning fountuln of audacity.
Vancouver, B. C„ Aug. 3.—The city
of Fernie was nearly all burned Sat
urday night by fire which caught
from a bush fire which had raged
the afternoon among the timber
on the opposite side of Elk river from
the city. The sawmill plant of the
Elk River Lumber company was the
first to catch in the city of Fernie,
and from there the fire spread to the
main offices of the Crows Nest Coal
company. Inside of an hour hun
dreds of cottages of miners had been
A ROYAL HAIR-CUTTINQ.
burned and the main business sec
tions of the city were swept away.
Fernie has a population of about I1 o . t a L i t t l e K a a t e r n P r i n c e . « W o .
5000, and two-thirds of the people
S h orn o f H er L o c k .,
are homeless. One or two deaths oc
In some eastern countries children’,
curred during the fire. Special trains hair is not cut until they are 10 or 12
are being rushed from nearly all years o f age, at which time the girls
towns to assist the homeless people
The total loss is said to be about are considered marriageable. Up to
$ 2,000
000 .
H E A T K IL L S O F F B A B IE S .
G re a t
In cre a se in July D eath
O v e r F o r m e r Y e a rs.
Rate
Chicago, Aug. 3.—Enormous in
crease in the death rate among ba
bies last week put city health officials
on the anxious seat, and unless the
weather turns cooler a still higher
point is expected in the weeks to
come.
A total of 206 children under 1 year
of age—an average of more than 20
a dav—died, according to tile statis
tics of the department. In the 22 pre
ceding days of the month the average
rate was 18 babies. In comparison
with this total of 206 is an average
of 161 for the week ending August
3 of last year and 139 for the week
ending August 4, 1906.
An official explanation of the in
crease will probably be made public
tomorrow, but, generally speaking,
lack of proper cate during the hot
weather was given today as the cause.
G r o w in g T o o M a n y H o p s.
New York, Aug. 3.— Baron Louis
von Horst of Coburg, Germany, who
has large hop interests in California,
was a passenger on the steamer St.
Paul, which arrived here tonight.
Speaking of the situation In the in
dustry, he said that the trouble is
overproduction and that as a result
the small hop farmer has been in se
vere straits during the past two years.
The prohibition movement in the
south and west and the licensing bill
in England and Germany have cut
down the demand, he says, with the
S t a n d a r d 's Foe in E u ro p e .
result that there ha§ been a falling
Basle, Switzerland, Aug. 4^— R e in prices.
Pettibone C a n n o t'L iv e .
Denver. Col., Aug. 3.—An operation
performed today at St. Joseph’s hos
pital in this city, on George A. Petti
bone, formerly a member of the cxecu
tive hoard of the Western Federation
of Miners, showed that he is suffer
ing from cancer, and the physicians
in attendance agreed that his life
could not h<- saved. Pettibone be
came sick while in prison in Idaho
awaiting his trial for alleged complic
ity in the murder of former Governor
W h e a t E le v ato r Bu rne d .
Frank Steunenberg, which resulted in
Chicag,o Aug. 4.— Fire which was his acquittal.
so hot that the firemen could not get
within a block o f it, and which made
it necessary to play streams o f water
on buildings three and four squares
away, this afternoon destroyed the
Burlington elevators “ E ” and “ F ,”
the Rock Island transfer warehouse o f
that road and either burned or rendered
useless 500 box cars.
The loss on the
grain in the tw o elevators is placed
by Arm or & Co., who owned it, at
$700,000. The total loss is placed at
* 1 , 000 , 000 .
S o ld P la n » o f D e fe n se s.
Junt a
U lllv ille
W orxo
zation here tonight.
s
F r u it.
G ir in s
T hem
C r e d it.
W hat
a
W om an
S ag s.
Singleton— 1 want to ask you a ques
tion, old man.
O ne Im p o r ta n t Item .
Wedderly— Come on with It.
“ But, G«*orge, dear, how cau we possi
Singleton— Does a woman
bly live? Your income won’t more than mean what she says?
half support us.”
Wedderly— During
courtship
she
“ O. jes, it will. After we are married, doesn’t, but after marriage you bet she
pet. I won’ t have to bring you any inorr
hothouse bowers, you know.” — Chicago does.— Chicago News.
Tribune.
always
Johnny*«
N a rrow
E auape.
“ Johnny came mighty near choking to
death the other day,” said Mrs. Lapsling,
“ lie was eating popcorn, and he got a
grain of it fast in his windpipe. At least
that’s where 1 thought it w'as, but when
the doctor came he said it wasn’ t his wind
pipe, at all. The popcorn had lodged in
his sarcophagus.” —Chicago Tribune.
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H im
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“ Maw, wihat’s paw doing down in the
basement? Patching up the ice box?”
“ No, dear; he’s nutting new wire gauze
on the screen doors.”
“ How do you know?”
“ By the language he is using, dear.” —
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A SU R E C A N C ER CURE
CONSULTATION HWRR
“ TIIK SCHOOL O F QUALITY'*
by
—Judge
Better each year, and larger. We now
have two floors 65 X 100 feet. Thorough
work tells the story. It counts in the
end, and we admittedly lead in this re
spect. Get our catalogue, penwork, etc.,
then judge for yourself as to quality.
A. P. ARMSTRONG, LL.B . Principal
T en th
and
M orrison
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Portland. Oree o n
B U S IN E S S COLLEGE
round the
Chicago. Aug. 3.—A transcontinen door and yelled “ R a ts!”
tal balloon race, starting from either
Los AngeVs or San Francisco with
N ot P o e tle ,
the Atlantic seaboard as the objective
ooint, is being planned by the Fed I cannot, to a fleecy cloud,
I'our (Sit rhymed offerings of my soul;
eration of American Aeronauts, ac
Bnt often I hare said aloud,
cording to announcements made
I'd like to lie in yon and roll.
the hoard of directors of
the organi
S e e d le s s
WHEN YOU GOME TO PORTLAND
how did yon manage It?
Youngster—Just peeped
C r o s s L a n d by B a llo on .
of
“ You know,” said the distinguished
Oriental who manifests much curiosity,
“ that the Chinese discovered the art o f
printing from type thousands of years
agix”
“ Yes,” replied the man who was be
ing interviewed. “ And, incidentally, I
don’t doubt that they were the original
Inventors of the Interrogation point."
— Washington Star.
Mothers w ill find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Byrup the best remedy to use for their ch. Wr’ Q
luring the teething period.
the other day, unintentionally tramped
into a well dressed stranger, pushing
him to the curb. In the apology that
followed Carlson discovered that the
St. Helen’s Hall, Portland, Or.
offended person wag his brother, An
gust, o f Boise, Idaho, whom he had not Resident and Day School for Girls.
Catalogue on Request.
seen nor heard from In twenty-tw«
•ears.
F rance F a c e s G re a t Strik e .
M ystery
Science so far has failed to furnish
any explanation of the mystery of seedless
fruits. They are not the outcome of ths
work of man. Man perpetuates them; ht
does no more. 'Hie seedless orange was
found in a state of seedlessnesa.—Vege
tarian.
S t ill.
“ My wife is getting to be very tire
some,’’ complained Groucher,
“ she
doesn’t seem to know her own mind
from one minute to the n e x t”
“ My wife,” said Kratehett, “ is the
same way. She’s us uncertain
the
weather.”
“ H uh! Mine’s as uncertain ns the
weather forecasts." — Philadelphia
Press.
Paris, Aug 3.— A tremendous strike
is brewing upon the French nation
alized railroads, according to present
indications
Government acquisition
of the Western railway, in addition to
the many lines it ' already held,
brought matters to a crisis. It added
’ T h a t D id I t .
immensely to the strength of the
Youngster— Well,
I
made sister
government-employed railroad men
On the ground that living expenses throw herself Into George's arms las*
have increased they adopted resolu night 1
R o b b e r s ' S w a g F ifty T h o u sa n d .
Chicago, Aug. 4.— Terrorizing the tions calling for revision of the scale
Mother— Bless yon, my ch ild! But
postmasters o f Northern Michigan for
ten years and stealing more than $50,
000 from the government, George Roes
and Frank Roach are under arrest to
day. The bandits were captured by
Postal Inspectors Frasier and Clark in
a hut in the woods near Escanaba.
When they were captured Ross and
Roach had $10,000 worth o f stamps
• id postal orders in their possession.
O p in io n .
“ We are »o fond of worry,“ says a
Billville philosopher, “ that if we ever
reach paradise we’ll worry about having
to fly too high and sing too often. We
once knew a man who spent hh lifetime
trying to find out what he had to worry
about.” —Atlanta Constitution.
A Rare B argain
Victoria. B. C., Aug. 3.—Charged
with attempting to sell detailed plans
of Sasebo’s defenses and 15 other Jap
anese fortresses and naval bases to a
“ certain foreign embassy,” by some
oapers said to be the United States, S.
Ishima, a lawyer of Hakodate, and
a surveyor of the military general
staff of Tokio were arrested by gen
darmes at Tokio on July 7, according
b a c k o r F a te .
*o advices received by the steamship
Councilman Victor Carlson, o f W ater
C o n se rv a tiv e s W in in C u b a .
Oanfo. which reached port today from
trary, Conn., In a crowded strset th e «
Havana, Aug. 4 .— Election returns Yokohama.
throughout Cuba indicate a general
victory for the conservatives, who
have carried most o f the important
cities.
The liberals elected Azbert
governor o f the province o f Havana,
but the conservatives were victorious
in the city o f Havana.
The liberals
showed their greatest strength in East
ern Cuba. So far no reports have been
received here o f serious trouble at the
polls.
T h e sk in is not sim p ly an outer coverin g o i the bod y, but through its
thousands o f pores and glands it perform s ttie great and necessary w ork of
regu latin g ou r temperatures, and also assists in d isp osin g o f the refuse and
waste matters o f the system b y the con stant evaporation that goes on
through these little tubes. T o perform these duties the tissues and fibres
w hich con nect and surround the pores and glan ds must be con tin u a lly nour
ished b y pure blood. W hen from any cause th e circulation becom es infected
w ith im purities and hum ors, it loses its strengthening powers and begin s to
disease and irritate the delicate tissues, and produces Eczema, A cne, Tetter,
o r som e other itch in g, disfigu rin g skin trouble. S. S. S. cures sk in diseases
o f every kin d b y g o in g dow n into the circulation and neutralizing and rem ov
in g the im purities and hum ors. It changes th e quality o f the blood from an
acrid, fiery fluid to a co o lin g , h ealth-producing stream, w hich, instead of
irritating and inflam ing the skin, cures and nourishes it b y its sooth in g,
healthful qualities. Salves, washes, lotions, etc., m ay be used for any tem
porary com fort or cleanliness they afford, b u t skin diseases cannot be cured
u ntil S. S. S. has purified the blood. Book on Skin Diseases and any med
ical advice sent free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, GA.
that time It Is curled on the top of the
head and adorned with fresh flowers.
When ,the great day for cutting
comes, there Is u grand ceremony and
much feasting.
So P o lite .
“ She hasn’t any cause to be snippy
One who wns present at a royal halt
cutting tells us that the favorite of the with me. The last time I saw her I’m
harem wns robed In long, flowing gar sure I did the politest thing I could.’’
ments o f silk and lace, confined at the
“ What did you do?”
waist by a golden girdle. Her long
“ We were on a car and when a man
hair, coiled for the last time, wns offered me a seat I said to her: ‘ You
fastened with diamond pins which take it. d e a r; you’re the older.’ ” —
gleamed and glittered nmong fresh Kansas City Times.
white flowers and green leaves like
pearly drops of morning dew.
There, In the presence o f the ladles,
THE D A ISY
FLY KILLZB
her father nnd an officiating priest,
destroys sll the
surrounded by her maidens, some two
flies and affords
Douglas County Farm in the heart j
com fort to every
hundred In number, she knelt under a
OI the famous Shoestring Valley.
home—In dining
room, sleeping
canopy of flowers and leaves while
Sixty acres—45 acres cleared; 15 I
room and every
place where flies
acres fir timber; soil rich and mel
prayers were chanted.
are t roubleeome.
low;
no
rocks;
schoolhouse
J
mile;
Clean, neat an4
Then, the beautiful tresses being
i
x-.
will not soil ot
on county road; running water; j 8 At
injure anything.
unbound, her royal father, dipping bis
well; over 300 bearing fruit trees; ! l>y thorn once and yoa will never be without them.
fingers In rose water, and drawing
If not kep' by aoa.ort, sent prepaid for 20o.
5-room ; log house, bam and other
■A H O L D 80M EK8, 14# DaK alb A v s ., B rooklyn , V . Y .
them carelessly over her head, clipped
out-buildings; two miles o f fence;
full assortment farm implements;
off about an eighth o f an Inch of hair
all house furnishings; all crops.
and threw It Into a golden basin, de
Must sell,
Price for everything,
positing at the same time, on a great
$2,500. Address
A R RA N G E TO STOP AT
salver placed ready to receive them,
presents o f jewels and gold.
M R S. O. A. D EA R IN G
The priest cut the next piece, net Room 419, Corbett Bldg., Portland, Ore
PA RK A N D AL D E R STS.
mother the next, and go on, each gucsl
A N ew and Modern European Hotel, catering
serving in turn, until the little lady
particularly to State people. A refined place for
was shorn.
ladies visiting the city, cloee to the shopping
center. Rates reasonable. Free Bus.
All gave costly gifts, Intended foi
The
problem
o
f
keeping
sweet
all
the
utensils
j
her marriage dower— princes, ministers
N. K.. CLARKE, (late of Portland Hotol) K |r.
o f state and dignitaries o f all sorts, used in connection with milk and cream selling !
and butter m aking has been a serious one with '
who waited In the outer courts, sending the farmer.
In theirs by the attendants. The day
He has come to realize that the slightest taint |
ended In feasting and a display of or hint o f staleness left in a can, tin or churn may |
The well known reliable
ruin a whole output; that the taint that is left is j
fireworks.
,
ports received here today from repre
sentatives o f the International Oil
syndicate, which proposes to buck the
Standard Oil company all over Eurofe,
state ti at the outlook is bright and
that the product o f the new concern
will find a ready market as soon as an
effort is made to push the trade.
The
syndicate managers are rapidly com
pleting arrangements for an alliance
with the great Russian oil firms.
These firms, it is understood, have ex
pressed a readiness to sell out.
DRIVES OUT
>. BLOOD HUMORS
M n u 'a W e a k n e s s a n d a W o r n -
a u 'a S l r e a i l h l a A c t i o n .
PORTLAND. O S M IO »
BEHNKE-WALKER STUDENTS SUCCEED. WHY?
They are Trained for buainas* in a buainsna-Hks way.
W hy not enrol] in a reputable school that places all o f its graduates?
L M. W A L K E R . Free.
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