The Estacada news., December 12, 1907, Image 3

IN MY FAMILY
"I Have Used Pe-ru-na at Various
L aek
o f
C * -O r 4 la « tU a .
Pupil’s Mother— My daughter has •
good ear for music, hasn't she, professor?
Piano Teacher— O. yea; her ear seema
to be all right. She baa also an excellent
noee and chin. But you are wasting yout
money trying to make anything of her fin­
gers. madam.
A m e n lt lo o
of
th «
I .o o p .
“ That’s a magnificent voice of yours."
isid the sarcastic passenger. “ You ought
to have it trained.”
“ I am having it trained, sir,’ said the
vuard: “ elevated railroad trained. Stef
lively !**
,> * « t
to
N o th in * .
Mistreat— Malvina, do you know any­
thing about dill pickles?
New Girl— 1 th nk 1 met him at a
dance once, ma’am, but I haven’t any s o
quaintance with him.—Chicago Tribune.
E ’e n
S o.
Jinx— Why do you rat at that lunch
counter around tb. corner? They give
you butterine, and tb. bread tastes of
kerosene.
\
S»i»x— I know it. but :h* girl that
serves them la a peacberlne.
Bt. Vitus* n e a r . . n o s ll N erv ou s D tsetsst
'ru tan sn lly cu red b y Ur. K lin e ’ s (ire sl
JSlorer. Hsnd Air K R E E S3 trial bottle bsS
trestles. Dr. H. H . K IM *. L d.. SSI A r c * Bt., P bU n..P n
> .t
I Recommend Pe-ru-na
Mr. Edward M. Buitt, 5 N. Jefferson
Ave., St. Louie, M o., writea:
“ It afforde me mi o ' i p i aa ire to an­
nounce that I have uaed your medicine
at varloua timea (or aeveral years, and
that it has given entire satisfaction,
not only in my own family, bat also
that of others of my friends. And
would cheerfully recommend the nee of
Peruna, as I certainly do endorse your
m edicine.”
Catarrh of Head, Nose, Throat.
Mr. Charles Levy, 80 Allen St., New
Yotk, N. Y ., writes:
" I am very glad to tell you of the
cures wrought by Peruna in my family.
“ My son, aged seven, who had ca­
tarrh of the nose, was cured by two bot­
tles of Peruna, and I had catarrh of
the head, nose, throat and ears.
One
bottle of Pernua cured m e.”
Peruna tablets:—Some people prefer
tablets, rather than medicine in a fluid
form. Such people can obtain Peruna
Tablets, which represent the solid me-
dicinal ingredients of Peruna
Ask Your Druggist for Free Pe-ru-na
Almanac for 1908.
D e c id e d
ns
Y et.
Reporter— To wbat do you attribute
your great age?-
Oldest Inhabitant— I haln’t sure yet
air. There be several o’ them patent
med’clne companies as Is bargalnlu
with me.— London Sketch.
U n c l e J n s p . r ’.
V ersion.
“ Yes," remarked eld Uncle Jatper,
after much meditation, “ de good parson
ted et was de apple tree dat caused all
de trouble In de world, but I think et
must bsve been de banana tree."
"And why do yo’ think It was de ba
oana tree, Brudrer Jaapab?” asked
Deacon Dewberry, curiously.
"Because troubles am lak bananas
ley always come In bunches."
R evenge.
For
L
T ro u b le s
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral cer­
tainly cures coughs, colds,
bronchitis,consumption. And
if certainly strengthens weak
throats and weak lungs.
There can be no mistake about
this. You know it is true. And
your own doctor will say so.
” M y U ttl« b oy h a * a torrlb lo cou g h . 1 tried
ev e ry th in g I co a id hear o f but in vain until
1 trlod A y sr 's C h orry P ectora l. T h e first
n ight he w as bstter, a i.d he steadily Im proved
until ho was p e rfe ctly w ell.” — MOO. S . J .
S t b b l s , A lton r i l l .
y
SARSAPARILLA.
iters ¡ r
K eep th e b ow e ls re g u la r w ith A y e r's
Pills a n d th u s h a ste n recovery
Not Ron b y a lrlaha.an.
When a French chauffeur brought an
Imported mscblue to tde repair shop
»no o f the mechanics became Interest­
ed In the Ingenious speed indicator
which records the distance covered In
the metric system.
“ It's surely fine," remarked the man,
"but It would take a Frenchman to
read It.”
"D o you zlnk,” exclaimed tbs chauf
feur, "zut zee* masheen eez run by an
Irishman?"— New York Times.
Precocity.
“Tommy," said Mr*. Tucker, who waa
ihowing loin through the geological de-
lurtment of the great museum, "these are
railed aerolites. They are supposed to
>e fragments of some planet that has been
>roken up. They come within the attrac-
:iou of our placet and fall to the earth.’’
“ O, I know what they are, all right,”
laid Tommy. ’’They're th* ballast th*
□an in the moon has to throw out to keep
limself up
the sky.’’
All Preparations Completed tor
Great N a n i Movement.
ADMIRAL EVANS IS IN COMMAND
Voyags to Pacific Qroatast Tsat Ever
Urdortakon in History of ths
Am arican N iv y .
Old P o ln f Comfort, V a., Dec. 10 —
The double-starred flag of blue, em­
blem of tbe com mander-in-chief of the
Pacific bound battleship fleet, waa flung
to the breeze from the main truck of
the battleship Connecticut yesteiday,
and Rear Admiral Robley D. Evans
formally assumed hia position as leader
of the greatest naval movement In the
bietory of the American people.
Yesterday was assembly day for the
fleet, which is tv set sail next Monday,
and of the IB great fighting maobines
ordered to skirt the southern end of all
America and inaugurate a new naval
era in the Pacific ocean, there were bnt
two laggaide. These were the 16-0000-
ton Minnesota, flagship of Rear Admir­
al C. M. Thomas, commander of the
second squadron of the fleet, and the
Kentucky, wboee paltry 11,150 tone
relegated her to a position at the end of
the armored colum n.
The Kentucky
also is the oldest vessel among the 16,
having been laid down with her sister,
tbe Keareaige, in 1898, at the beginning
of tbe war with Spain. Nine years ago
is an ancient period in modern battle­
ship construction, so great la v e bain
the strides in American naval archi­
tecture.
The collier Abarenda has preceded
the fleet south with coal.
There were
scenes ot activity on board the vessels
yesterday. The crews of many of the
battleships were engaged in filling the
bunkers with “ picked” coal, while oth­
ers were engaged in loading supple­
mental magazine stores.
“ Wasn’t it embarrassing to stand u|
and recite that piece before the company,
after overhearing that odioua Mia» Tartui
say it always made her sick to hear you
read?” asked the intimate friend.
“ No, it was fun,” answered the ama
Oar Owa M lnatr.Is.
teur elocutionist.
“ It was the keene*
"Mlstah Walkah, what am d* diffuses
pleasure in the world to know I was mak
’ tween money and a man?"
ing her sick.”
“ I can't answer that ane, George. What
IS the difference between money and •
State of Ohio, City o f Toledo i
RECOVERING BODIES.
Luca» County.
} **•
man?”
Frank i . Cheney . make»
oath that
thr he issenlo
--------oath
“ When de money am locked up it glti
partner of the firm o f F. J. Cheney A Co., doin,
busmen» in the City o f Toledo, County and Stat tight, an’ when a man gits tight ha am Band o f R escuers at Monongah Are
aforesaid, and that said firm w ill pay the »un looked up.”
Making Slow P rogress.
of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each an
“ Ladies and gentlemen, the celebrated
every case o f Catarrh that cannot be cured bi
Monongah, W . V a., Dec. 10.— When
the use of H all’s Catarrh Cure.
vocaliat, Mr. Morningale. will now sing
N o t So R e a o n r c e f a l a « M o a t G irl»,
„
t .
FRANK J. CHENEY.
darkness came last night k total of 66
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pret that old favorite, 'Break It to Him Gent­
Evelyn— Some of our proverbs are sc ence,
bodies had been brought from the two
this 6th day o f December A D. 1186.
ly, Nurae; It’s a Pair of Twins!’ ”
ridiculous. For Instance, “ where ignor
wrecked mines at Monongah. Rescue
rSeal )
A - w - GLEA80N
™
J \
. „
Notary Public
Distressing:.
work, while slow, was progressing
•nee is bllsss------ ”
Hall s Catarrh Cure is taken iniernally, an«
Teas— And were you really thrown smoothly and as rapidly as due precau­
acts directly upon the blood and mucous sur
Ethel— W ia t’s the matter now?
faces o f the system. Send for testimonial» free out of the auto?
tion for the rescuers would permit.
Evelyn— Why, you know, Fred gavi
„
, , F.J. CHENEY A CO.,Toledo,O
Jest—Yes. right out on tha road.
Sold bv all druggists, 75c.
It is believed that close on to 100 of
me my engagement ring last week and
Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation*
Teas— Gracious! You must have felt the dead w ill have been recovered by
I limply can't And out bow much it cost
awful.
daylight today. The fire which caused
P h r a s e I l lu s t r a t e d .
him.— Judge.
Jess—Oh, terrible. I Just knew that a suspension of rescue work Sunday and
“ Do you think Ophelia really loved
my hat wasn't on straight, but I had no early Monday in mine No. 8, was ex­
Shake Into Your Shoes.
Iamlet?” asked Maud.
Allen’s Foot-Ease. It eures painful, swollen,
way to fit it.” — Philadelphia Press.
tinguished, it is said, at noon yester
“
I
should
say
so,”
answered
Mamie.
smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes easy,
day.
•old by all Druggists and Shoe Stores. Don’ t She was crazy about him.”— Washing-
It was growing very late, but the
accept any substitute. Sample FREE. Address on Star.
The fourth day waB a repitition of its
A. 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
young man In the parlor scene showed three predecessors in the matter of pa­
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no
signs
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f
making
a
home
run.
A n to J o h n n y .
thetic scenes; hundreds of women re­
“ George was Just going to propost
“ You evidently have a very vivid Im­ mained near the mines all day, scream­
“ There’ s nothing at all the matter with
agination, Mr. Borem," said tbe dear ing and crying until they almost col­
rou, Johnny,” said Mrs. Lapsling, feeling to me last night.”
“ And what happened?”
lis pulse and looking at his tongue. “ You
girl as she made an unsuccessful at­ lapsed. As on former days, hot coffee
“ A tiro blew up, and then he couldn’l tempt to strangle a yawn.
>nly think there is. If you don't look
was served at intervals by the company
>ut you’ll get to be a regular hippocam­ think o f anything else.”— Cleveland
“ Why do you think so?” queried the to keep the unfortunate women from
pus.”
•Main Dealer.
unsuspecting Borem.
falling to the ground in exhaustion.
“ I thought perhaps you Imagined
H er L o v in g F riend*.
yourself In the arctic region«, where
LO O K IN G BEYOND BALLOON.
Nellie, the Beautiful Cloak Model— the nights are six months long,” ah*
iVhat a lovely complexion poor dear Lot-
explained.
American Army to Experiment With
ie has—sometime» !
And thirty second« later he had
Bertha, the Poor Sewing Machine Girl
Aeroplanes.
faded
Into
the
glumpsome
gloom.—
Chi­
—Yes, and how charmingly she can
Washington,
Dec. 10.— The army is
cago News.
appeal to the Well-Informed in every »lush— when she has the colored light*
already looking beyond the sim ple bal­
irranged to suit her!
Treablea
e
f
the
Aaeleala.
walk o f life and are essential to per­
loon, the dirigible balloon and like
Hannibal's scouts had reported to him contrivanres for navigating tbe air, to
manent success and creditable stand­
•hat Rom* was wild with fear on account
the more scientific aeroplane, and it
ing. Accordingly, it is not claimed
if his approach.
that Syrup o f Figs and Elixir of
“ Ha I” grimly ttnilod Hannibal; "to was announced today that the chief sig­
:ke hypersensitive Roman mind Punie is nal officer will soon call upon American
Senna Is the only remedy of known
inventors to Biibmit plans for a practi­
■jonymous
with panic, ia it?”
value, but one of many reasons why HOME-MADE MIXTURE SAID T O BE CUR
But this was wholly wasted on ths cal machine, heavier than air, to be
It is the best of personal and family
ING ALL RHEUMATISM.
.-heap mercenaries whom th* Carthagen- used instead of a balloon for military
laxatives Is the fact that It cleanses,
ana had hired to do thsir fighting for purposes. The terms of Ihe advance­
ham.
ments are now under consideration.
sweetens and relieves the Internal
The Philadelphia and New York News
The beginning of experimentation in
Her W ish.
organs on which it acts without any
papers Print Simple Precription
“ Do you think It la jvrong for women the use of aeroplanes, it is said, will
debilitating after effects and without
Which Thousands of Readers
to bet?" aald the woman who plays not interfere with the War department
having to Increase the quantity from
plans now in execution for the training
Take Advantage Of.
bridge.
time to time.
“ No." answered Mrs. Torklns.
"I of selected men in the use of helicons
It acta pleasantly and naturally and
wish that whenever Charley makes a nor with the projected construction of
Some remarkable stories * e bein bet I could bet a similar sum the other at least two dirigible airships.
truly as a laxative, and Its component
parts are known to and approved by told in tbe large Eaetern dailies of tbi way. We would save a lot o f money.”
simple home-made mixture curin
H om age to New King.
physicians, as It Is free from all Rheumatism and Kidney trouble eve —Washington Star.
Stockholm, Dec. 10.— Attended by
objectionable substances. To get lta after tbe noted health reeorta failed
W aal* e f Time.
the princeeand hie suite, King Gustav
beneficial effects always purchase the Here is the recipe and directions fo
In the days when piano lessons wen V at noon yesterday received the hom­
taking:
M
ix
by
shaking
well
in
a
bol
thought a necessary part of a youni age of the troops, who were drawn up
genuine— manufactured by the Cali­
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for tie one-half ounce Fluid Extract Dan woman's education, without regard t< in a semicircle around Ihe palace.
delion, one ounce Compound Kargon aptitude, tbe head of a fasblonabli The king addressed the troops briefly,
•ale by all leading druggists.
three ounces Compound Syrup Saraapa school In St. Petersburg asked Rubin saying that it was his firm conviction
rills. Take aa a dose one teaapoonfu atcli’ bow many hours a day her puplli that they would always be teady to fol­
after meals and at bedtime.
should practice tbe piano.
low him when the welfare of the coun­
o r b M u le
No change need be made in you
“ None," waa tbe laconic response erf try required them to do so. The fun­
A U T eam
nsnal diet, but drink plenty of goo> the great pianist.
eral of the late king is expected to be
water.
held December 19. Only the reigning
Ullerarx
Cwlaaslfr.
This mixture, writes one authorit
sovereign of Sweden, among the crown­
Borus
(struggling
sutbor)—
You
hook
in a leading Philadelphia newspaper
reviewers war* unnecessarily severs on ed heads, is likely to attend.
■ample, Booklet and Parlor Game Whiz 10 c.
has a peculiar tonic effect upon th
Pacific Coast Borax Co., Oakland, Cal.
that laat novel of mio*.
kidneys; cleansing tbe clogged-up pore
Build Only Big Ships.
Naggua—-Why, you ungrateful hound,
of the eliminative tissues, forcing th with on* accord wa pronounced It one of
Seattle, Dec. I f . — According to a d -
kidneys to sift and strain from th th* cleanest and moat uplifting works of
vices received by the steamship Em­
blood tbe uric acid and other poiaonou loti*n that had appeared thle season.
press of Japan, the naval program of
IN TIIC nOVSHCST WEATHER
waste matter, overcoming Rheumatism
Borus—
That’s
what
I
ness
a.
I
haven't
AND GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY
the Japanese admiralty will entirely
Bladder and Urinary troubles in s shot said a slngls copy.
eliminate cruisers, coast defense ships,
WATERPROOF
w hile.
dispatch boats and gnnhoats. which in
His StreaR Palat.
A New York druggist w ho has ha>
” 1 don't look much like an atklst* view of the past experience are consid­
hundreds of calls for these Ingredient
I* * » -»
now’daye, ma’am,” said Wareham Long, ered useless.
A prominent Japanese
since the first announcement in th
with his mouth full, "but when I wui
newspapers last October stated that tb youag I held a champsenahip fur tws naval official says that future building
, POMMEL
will ha confined to battleships,armored
people who once try It “ swear by it ,’ years, hand runain’."
1 SLICKERS
cruisers, destroyers and torpedo boats
especially those who have Urinary am
“Championship
for
what?”
aaknd
th*
*3 52
The new battleships will be of 20,000
Kidney trouble and suffer with Rheu womta of th* house.
tons and the armored cruisers not
This trade mark
m a tin s .
"Pi* satin', ma'am.”
and the word
greatly inferior in armament.
Any druggist can supply the ingredi
t r g e a l.
T ower on th*
enta, which are easily mixed at borne
buttons distin­
"M a,” began Tommy, trying for ths
C on fess Land 8tealirg.
guish this high
There is said to ba no better blood sixth tlmo to say something.
pode slicker fro*
Carson City, Dec. 10.— In the United
cleansing agent or system tonic known
“ T om m y!" said his mother, sternly,
the Just as good
and certainly none more harm lw i o “didn't I tell you not to Interrupt Mrs. States Circuit court yseterdav Senator
W illiams and his brother, George B.
simple to use.
Gaddie and ms? Walt until wa ar* W illiam s, indicted for illegally appro­
through.”
priating government land, through their
"But, ma. I want to say this to-day.” attorney entered a plea of guilty. Sen­
— Catholic Standsrrl end T im «
tence w ill be passed by Judge Farring­
Truth
and Quality
THOUSANDS TRY II
BORAX
OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE
Y e a rs in
P ortlan d
Should remember that our
force is so organized that
WE CAN DO THEIR EN-
TIRE CROWN, BRIDGE
AND PLATE W ORK in a
day if necessary. POSIT-
I V E L Y PAINLESS E X -
TRACT1NG FREE when
plates or bridges are order­
ed. WE REMOVE THE
MOST SENSITIVE TEETH
AND ROOTS WITHOUT
THE LEAST PAIN. Ten
chaira.
NO STUDENTS;
no uncertainty—but SPEC­
IALISTS who do the moat
scientific and careful work.
Doing work for the best peo­
ple is positive proof of our
reliability and of the confi­
dence our patients have in us.
EXAMINATIONS FREE and
invited.
Write and let
know what time you have to
•pare in Portland and we will
arrange to give you that time.
LADY ATTENDANT.
“ A n d It
D id’t H urt
a B it”
CROWN AND
BRIDGE WORK
Painless Extraction
50 Cents
It’s a shame
o spoil your
p e r s o n a l ap -
pearance a n d
ruin your di­
gestion because
of the lack of
teeth to prop­
erly masticate
your food when
a bridge can
be a u p p l i e d
that wilf cause
n o discomfort
whatever, im­
prove your ap­
pearance a n d
cause p r o p e r
mastication.
Teeth filled
a n d crowned
so aa to make
them last a life­
time.
Twenty yeara
o f continuous
practice in this
work also is a
guarantee o f
satisfaction i n
every caae.
Plates $5.00 and Up
BEST PLATE WORK
If your teeth have be­
come so useless that it
ia impossible to firmly
set a bridge, we re­
move the old stumps
without the SLIGHT­
EST PAIN, and make
y o u a p l a t e wi t h
TEETH THAT YOU
CAN CHEW WITH
AND T H E PLATE
STICKS UP TO ITS
PROPER PLACE
WHEN YOU TALK.
Twenty years continu­
ous practice in this
work is a guarantee of
satisfaction in every
caie.
MADE FOR SERVICE
W. L. DOUGLAS
• 3 .0 0 & S 3 .S O S H O E S
« .
His U ttl* la k *.
“Th* rua on th* bsnk ia ever, isn't it?”
“ O. yes; It petered out a* soon as tb*
rrswd saw there was mors money cons
ing in than was going out.”
“ You knew it to b* * perfectly solvent
bank, didn't you?”
"O f course."
“Then why did you Join la ths nan
m it?"
“ O, Just for fua.”
A t tb s Swell la a a a e t.
“ Whs’s thst Unis mss up st ths hssd
sf ths ta h lsr
“ He's on# Of our biggest espitallsts."
“ I sss. And who is that gunt sf a
nsn down there near the foot T
“ Hs's oos sf sor small mart knots."
ton today. The United States grand
jury has brought In an indictment
against A. R. Hardin, o n e o f the richest
cattle owners of Humboldt county, Nev.,
for illegal fencing of government land.
Reduction of Wages.
Goldfield, Nev. Dec. 10.— la te yes­
terday afternoon the Gol ifisid Miners’
association issued its ultimatum to tbe
miners in Goldfield, in the shape of a
set of resolutions adopted at the meet­
ing which had been in progress all day.
These resolutions embody the new « a l e
of wages to be in vogue from this time
on, showing n lowering of the reals
•bout 20 per cen t.
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Always Our Customer
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