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P e cu liar toe Itself T H E RUN-DOW N O R CH ARD In selection, proportion end combination Methods to Bn Pursued in Bringing It Into Qood Shape. Ot Ingredient«, In tbe process by which tbelr rem edial ▼slues are extracted and preserved. In eOectiveness, usefulness and economy. C urin g tbe widest ran g « of diseases. D oing the most good for tbe money. H a v in g tbe moat m edicinal merit. A n d tbe greatest record of cures,— Hood’s Sarsaparilla In usual liqu id form or In cbocolated tablets known aa S arsatabg. 100 doses $1. W o r s e Y e t. The timorous Chinaman Bed with agllit- Y, but the boys grabbed his Q and yelled "K ill it!” Then they cut off the said Q close to his bead. While he dnnced around like a P la a skillet. Q u a r r e ls o m e P e rs e u s . The mistress of the bouse always goes straight to tbe point, says a writer In Punch. "W hy did you leave your last place?” she bluntly asked the ap plicant for housemaid's place. “ I couldn't stand the way mistreat and master used to quarrel, mum.” "Dear me, did they quarrel very often?” "Yes, mum. When 'twasn't me an' *tm, 'twaa me an’ ’er.” The General D em an d of the Well-Informed of the World haa always been for a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value; a laxative which phyal- clana could sanction for family use because Us component parts are known to them to be wholesome and truly beneficial la efTect, acceptable to the system and gentle, yet prompt, In action. In supplying that demand with Its excellent combination of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali fornia F ig Syrup Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies on the merits o f the laxative for its remarkable success. That Is one of many reasons why Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna Is given the preference by the Well- Informed. To get Its beneficial effects always buy the genuine— manufac tured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle. Are MADE FOR C •-SERVICE and guaranteed absolutely WATERPROOF OILED SUITS*$LICKERS AND HATS Every garment guaranteed Clean - Light • Durable Suits *392 Slickers *339 SOLD BY BIST DIALERS EVERYWHERE CATAL 06 FREE FOB THE ASKING TripstoCalifornia OVE» M The Road of a Thous and Wonders” From Portland to Los Angeles Through San Francisco An artistic book with 114 beautiful colored picture» has been published by the Southern Pacific Company illustrat ing and describing the attractions of this wonderful road and the country through which It passes. It can be ob tained by sending 16 cents to Chas. 8. Fee, Passenger Traffic Mansger, room 997, Flood Building, San Francisco, Cal., or the undersigned. When you get ready to ro East remem ber that you can save two-thirds of a dav and enjoy a through trip direct to Chi cago without change, first or second class, by purchasing your ticket over the O. R. A N., Short Line, Union Pacific and Chicago A Northwestern. Address or apply to any O. R. A N. agent for more complete information. Wm. Mc- Murray, General Pas enger Agent, Port land, Oregon. A fruit grower residing ne*r Fern- dale, Whatcom county, Washington, recently inf.rined the Washington State Experiment station staff that bis orchard was badly run down, and that lie desired information sbioh would enable him to work ayatemati- :ally and peraietently until he had the orchard in good rhape. Considerable attention was g.ven to this Inquiry, Profet-aor A. L. Melander, entomolo flat, taking care of the problems of in ject pent«, and Protestor W . 8. Thorn- her, horticulturist, advising relative to the treatment of the treca. Profea- lor Melander'a reply follow«: “ To get rid of the raosa and liohena on your trees, wash the tree trunks with lye in solution, one pound to ten gallons of water. To kill the red spi ders, apply the sulphur lime wath when the leaves are off the tree. This will kill the winter eggs. I f the mite sppear in the summer, use kerosene amuleion, and in this ease it w ill be better to add one ounce of aulphur to eacli gallon of epray. For the ood.ing moth, spray with arrenate of lead, or Paris green while the blossoms are fall ing. Give a second spraying ten to forty days later, according to tha weather, and spray again four weeks after the Uret worms appear under the bands. Give the fourth spraying four weeks later. Get after the following peats with the sulphur-lime wash: Oyster shell lark louse; peach worm or twit, borer; green or black aphis; blis ter m ite; leaf curl; peach mildew. Find out exactly what each pest is that you diacover, and treat accordingly. In preparing the kerosene emul sion, use two gallons of kerosene; whale oil soap (or one quart of soft soap), ons half pound; water, one gal lon. Dissolve the soap in water, but boiling, and add tbe suds boiling hot to tne kerosene, away from the fire. The mixture is then to be agitated violent ly, peferably by pumping it back on Itself with a force pump. After four or five minutes the mixture suddenly becomes creamy in consistence. I f well made, the cream w ill stand for a long time without free oil rising to the sur face. Unless otherwise stated, use one gallon of the emulsion to twelve gal lons of water, in spraying. “ In preparing the arsenate of lead spray, use one pound of arsenate of lead to forty gallons of water. It is unne cessary to uee this stronger, and it is more reliable than Paris green. It is especially useful where there is much rain, for it sticks well and does not scorch the leaves.’ ’ Taking up the problems in horticul ture, Professor Thornber stated; “ The removal of all insects and dis eases is of great importance, but do not forget that careful tillage of the land, then the removal of parts cf the teps of the trees, and a carelul thinning out of the fruit is of just as much import ance. I f tbe orchard has been in sod for years, and the trees are not growing, the only proper thing to do will be to plow up the ground thoroughly and put the soil in first class tillable condtiion. To do this, I advise you to give the land a thorough plowing in the fall, leaving it more or less rough to weath er during tbe winter. In the spring, as soon as the ground haa dried out sufficiently, work the soil carefully with either a disk, or a Bpring tooth, any tool, in fact, that w ill cultivate the ground thoroughly. Let the cultiva tion be continued throughout the next two or three years, till the soil is in an active, virile condition. “ The pruning of your trees will be another important phase. I f the trees are large, they w ill need more or less topping, but do this gradually. Do not remove the entire top at onoe, or you will produce a crop of water sprouts, and w ill retard the fruit scions from one to five years. So thin out the limbs, topping back but portions of them, and plan on doing summer as well as winter pruning. I f any large limba aro to be removed, the cut surfaces should be painted over with some lead paint of almost any color. Do not use wax nor coal tar. The grafting wax will peel off during wet Beasons, and the coal tar w ill injure tbe cambium, or young growth, especially in fruit trees. “ Determine what vatrieties of fruit you have, and their merits. Top-graft the undesirable varieties in the spring, and carefully eliminate all varieties that are not first class. Western Wash ington la well adapted to the growing of fruit, and none but the beat should be grown there. I f the trunks of your trees are diseased, or decaying badly, it w ill not be p.esible for you to reju venate them, but they should be re moved, and young trees set lb their place«.’ ’ , NEEDS O F S O IL. Report o f Analysis from Samples from Western Washington. True to Nature The New Victor Talking Machine with taper- in f arm. brings every kind of musio and song to your home. It brings thers-to stay-the tal ent that $1,000.000 coula not secure for even one Bight. Magnificent band selections, beautiful Vocal solo«, comic recitations and stirring mel odies. When You Buy a VICTOR T a lk in g M achine Yon w ill hare ___ the worth .. of what you p . a /ov«r r» i and satlsfact- and over again in Real Plei---------- ipn. Other talking machines cost less than the Yietor, but there is no economy in the purchase - - ~ they — -* of Smmmi sneh, * because do -----* not -jive give real real satisfac- satl lion. Tb Victor is not ms eiv a talking roa __________________ Jghest chine, ___________ it Is a musical instrument of the hi« or ««or. 'i It t does doe# not imitate—It reproduce« reproduce# the oroer. human voice or tone of any instrument exact ex a y precisely- w thout the screaefcin*, scratching grating noises always present with “ cheap W e e e l afeaahrtety oew Vieterà e s t o r t e eríce es $10. $17 mmé $22. la rg e r machinesi fro*» $ 3 ). $4J. $50 e e t e $100. Ceer term e! e e v "TU T HOUSC O f QUALITY** SHERM/N, CUY & CO. Sixth and Mn« thou Sts., «p ». the Pnntoffkn PORTLAND, L IU I T X T ■ K1S w r i t I s a t s s d v s t I V T B is s i In s S h is s s « n . OREGON Ms. 4 1 -R E The Washington State Experiment station chemist has recently completed am analysis of several samples of aoils which were sent in from localities wett of the Cascade mountains in tha Pacific Northwest, for examination with refer ence to fertilizer needs. Professor R. W . Thatcher, director of the atatioD, deems the results of considerable im portance in allowing the deficiency of certain fertilizing elements which eeems P o t s t s A p p le s . Take two cupfuls of hot, finely mash ed or rtced potatoes, mix through them two tableepoonfule o f butter, one-tblrd of a cupful of grated cheeee, half a teaepoonful of salt a little cayenne pepper and grated nutmeg, two table- spoonfuls of thick cream and yolks of two eggs- Heat this up and shape In the form of email apples. Roll In flour, eggs and crumbs. Brown In deep, hot ta t ___________________ Take either large yellow or large blue plums; weigh and place them In a kettle of boiling water; lot them re- mafa a minute, transfer tha fruit to a largo, flat dish, then carefully remove the Aina. For six pound« o f plums allow four pounds of sugar and ons quart of water. Boll sugar and water five minutes, remove aD acuma add the plume and cook three mlnutea Care fully fill tbe glass jars with pluma; boil the agrup five minute« longer; strain tad pour It over the pluma r ill to overflowing Close the jars and eat la a cold place. j to be more or leeea characteristic of soil« in the seacoaat regiona. Follow ing are the results of the analysts: The sample sent in by J. J., of Ridgefield, Clark county, ia lacking in available potash and lime. The most j beneficial treatment for this condition | of affaire ii tr im 500 to 1,000 pounds per acre of slaked lime, and 1,000 to 2,000 pounds per acre of sulphate of potash, both applied broadcast in the | spring after the ground has been well ploe.d The applications should be har rowed in well. There ia no question but that the soli in the region of Ridge field needs this sort of treatment. The sample sent in by F. W ., taken from the White river valley between Seattle and Tacoma contains a surpris ingly large amount of lime for a West Side soil. However It is very low in potash, and not well supplied with phosphoric acid. Potash fertilisers would therefore be likely to give the best reeults of any single fertiliser in- grrdlent. I have advised Mr. W . to try about 100 pounds per acre ef sul phate of potash, and about 200 pounds per acre of bone meal, applied to the soil early in the spring and well work ed In belore the crop is planted. The sample seDt In by W. H. W ., of L ’ ttle Falls, Lewis county, Is well sup plied with nitrogen, phosphoric acid and humus, and fairly well with pot ash; but is very low in lime. I have adviced that 600 pounds per aers of slaked lime be applied after the ground is plowed. It should be well harrowed in. This is all the treatment that the soil of Lewis county needs, so far as we are able te tell by chemical analysis. From Raymond, Pacific county, F. B. S. sends in a sample of red clay soil which we find to contain a percentage of lime only about one-twentieth as great as it should befer the best results. The supply of potash is also very low. I have no doubt that the heaviest ap plication of slacked lime which Mr. 8. can make w ill give very beneficial re sults on this type of soil, although some of the Pacific county farmers have tried using lime on tbe upland soil without very benefilcal results. For this soil we have recommended about 100 pounds per acre of sulphate of potash. A . A ., of Rosburg, Wahkiakum county, has sent us a sample of soil which we find to be low in lime and potash. The other ingredients are preeent in fairly good supply. I t is probable that the dlcffiulty which has been experienced with thla soil is due chiefly to a lack of lime, and perhaps potash also. We have advised the use of from 500 to 1,000 pounds per acre of slaked lime and the use on a small scale, of about 100 pounds per acre of sulphate cf potash. A sample of Kitsap county subsoil has been sent in by G. 8. N., of Seat tle, which we find to be very gravely deficient in potash. I t probably would not produce crops of any kind, without fertilizers of potash. The other Ingre dients are present in fairly good supply, and so far as we can tell by chemical analysis, need not be reinforced w ith fertilizers.’ ’ NEW HYBRID W H E AT. Washington Experiment Station Gross es Bluestem and Turkey Red. The Washington State Experiment f-tation now believes it has succeeded in combining Bluestem and Turkey Red wheat into a hybrid variety which can be grown with superior results in the wheat-raising districts of the Pacific Northwest. This experiment was be gun in 1903, and the purpose in view was to grow a winter wheat, which would lack the beards of the Turkey Red, and still possess its attractive qualities as a winter wheat. Bluestem being valuable for flour making pur poses, but not well adapted to fall sow ing, was crossed with the Turkey Red. The result of a cross produces what iB known as a “ hybrid,” the term simply meaning a union between two flowers or plants not of the same variety. In all work of this nature, no definite re sults are obtainable until the second generation, or, during the second year’ s growth after the croea haa been made. Since the first cross was made, In 1903, each year the station staff has selected tbe plants that possessed the character istics of the desired hybrid. Thirteen perfect plants were obtained from the cross of 1903, and now seventeen thousand of .them are growing. The hybrid is peculiar in its inter mixing ef the qualities of Bluestem and Turkey Red. The straw grown favors Bluestem, but the leaf formation is much like that of the Turkey Red. For this reason Prof. Lawrence, in charge of the experiment, is not absolutely sure that the new wheat w ill in every way be adapted to all wheat raising districts of Eastern Washington. In nearly all instances tbe kernel favors the Tuikey Red, although in a few in stances the grain is white ilke Blue stem. To Can A sp aragu s. Cut off the tough ends of the aspara gus; wash and put tbe tops In quart glass cans; fill to the brim with cold w ater; let them stand for ten minute«, then seal tightly; put a wooden rack In the bottom of your wash boiler, stand the cane on It, cover them over with cold water, bring them slowly to a boiling point, boll four hours. Let them stand until tbe water la cool. 8ee that the lids are tightened before you lift the Jars out of the water. C h eese N ets. A delicious dish to serve with toast ed crackers and hot coffee: Chop a pint of English walnuts or blanched al monds. I f almonds are used, slightly toast them. Piece layers or chopped nuts In a small pan, alternating with layers of grated cheese and grated bread crumbs; seaaon with butter (ta dots) and dashes of salt and pepper. Soften with a little boiling water and bake twenty mlnutea. S tr a w b e rr y A n S re ets . T o make strawberry ambrosia, select fine, rich-flavored berries and arrange them la a deep glass dish with alter nets layers of coarsely chopped p in » apple, spiinkliag between each layer a generous dusting s f powdered sugai and fresh grated cocoaanL Pour eves the top a cupful e f era age juice aafl eat In a oold place until thoroughly «hilled, then « e r r « _________ M . Joaseraad, the F re e e b am baasader te tkte country, la a to ! umleoue author whose works ehondaetly show the them eughoesa of the writer. B A D B L O O D TH E SO U R C E O F A L E D IS E A S E WHAT IS PE RU NA? Is it a Catarrh Remedy, or o Tonic, or Is it Both? Some pcoclo call P aran a g great tonic. Otiierg refer to P eru n a as * »T e a t catarrh remedy. W h ic h o f these people are right? Ia it more proper to call Peruna a ca tarrh remedy than to call it a tonic? Our reply is, that Peruna ia both a tonic and a catarrh remedy. Indeed, there can be no effectual catarrh rem edy that is not also a tonic. In order to thoroughly relieve any case o f catarrh, a remedy must not only have a specific action on the mu cous membranes affected by the ca tarrh, but it must have a general tonio action on the nervous system. Catarrh, even in persons w ho are otherwise strong, is a weakened con dition o f some mucous membrane. There must be something to strength en the circulation, to g iv e tone to the arteries, and to raise the v ita l forces. Perhaps no vegetable remedy in the w o rld has attracted so much attention from medical w rite rs aa H Y D R A S T IS C A N A D E N S IS . T h e w onderful effi cacy o f this herb has been recognised many years, and is gro w in g in its hold upon the medical profession. W h e n joined w ith C U B E E S and C O P A IB A a trio o f medical agents is formed in P e- runa which constitutes a speciflo rem edy for catarrh that in the preeent state o f medical progress cannot be improved upon. This action, rein forced b y such renowned tonics as C 0 L L I N S 0 N I A C A N A D E N S IS , C 0 B - Y D A L I S F O R M O S A and C E D R 0 N SE E D , ought to make this compound an ideal remedy for catarrh in a ll its stages and locations in the body. From a theoretical standpoint, there fore, Peruna is beyond criticism. The use o f Peruna, confirms this opinion. Numberless testimonials from every quarter o f the earth fhrnish am ple evidence that this judgm ent is not over enthusiastic. W h e n practical ex perience oonfirms a w ell-grounded the ory the result is a truth that cannot be shaken. So S in g u la r. “ Funny,” said Baretop, “ but there was a time when tbe barbers used to speak of my hair.” “ You mean before you began to get bald?” asked his friend. “ Yes. Now they speak of my hairs.” — Philadelphia Press. Howfs This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hail's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY k CO., Toledo, O We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cbeney for ihe last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all buisnoss transaction» and financially able to carry out any obliga tion made bv his firm. WALDING, KIN N AN A MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,O H all’s Catarrah Cure is aken internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur face# of tne system. Testimonial« sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take H all’s Family Pills for Constipation. W hen f “ Do you think the railways will be willing to obey the law?” “ Oh, yes,” answered Mr. Dustin Stax; “ we’ll obey the law all right. But not until after our lawyers get through explaining I t ”— Washington Star. W hat M oved H im . Blobbs dwelt next door to Mr. Hood, Whose reputation wasn’t good ; And so, one day, Blobbs moved away— He did not like the neighbor Hood. A r tis tic a lly S p e a k in g . Mrs. Kawler (looking at photograph) —It’s an excellent picture of you, but it’s in exceedingly poor one of your husband. Mrs. Crossway— I know it, but I like It all the better on that account. He makes such an admirable— er— foil, you know. Tha L im it. “ There’s no use talking,” said Mrs. Hewligus. “ My husband is the crankiest man that ever drew the breath of life. There is only one time in the year when he feels like going to church, and that’s when the church is closed for the summer vacation.” H o s if ld H e r I r e . Stubb— I am glad to say that tha foolish old custom of fighting at tha drop of a hat hat completely died out Pann— I don’t believe I t I dropped my w ife’s white summer hat while 1 was looking for iny collar yeatarday and »he haa been fighting ever tinea. R obbed of F a it h . Blox— Shyster la evidently a student of human nature. Knox— Why do you think so? Blox— He has no faith In mankind. Knox— Oh, that’s easily explained. He has associated with himself for e good many years. Aa He T o lls It. Just as Mr. and Mrs. Ferguson were getting off the street car at the crowded corner downtown. Mr. Ferguson felt a hand slyly inserted in his pocket. But he did not turn his head. He recornlzed his wife’s delicate touch. Is Your H a ir Sick ? Every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment an# Strength. When this life stream is flowing through the system in a state of purity and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health; because pure blood is nature’s safe-guard against disease. When, however, the body is fed on weak, impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived of Dot (meeting Johnny)— I have found its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble is manifested in various you out. Johnny— What ain I? Dot— ways. Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections Nobody. Johnny— Uoodneoa gracious, show that the blood is in a feverish and diseased condition as a result of too I am discovered I much ncid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers nra Pa— Why did you go out In the rain the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, C*> today without an umbrella, John? tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood Johnny— I ate salt mackerel thla morn disorders that will continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains. ing for breakfast, and that keep» me These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood in various ways. Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of thn dry. avenues of bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour Johnny— Say, dad, If I ate a chop form uric and other acids, which are taken up by the blood and distributed and you ordered one and ate It, what throughout the circulation. Coming in contact with contagious diseases to would your phoue number be? Pa— another cause for the poisoning of the blood; we also breathe the germs « » ^ Give It up, «on. Johnny— It would ba microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood la 8 1-1 Sufficient quantity it become# a carrier of disease instead of health. Soma Little Edna— What la “ leisure,” are so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of corns old mamma? Muinina - I t ’» the spare time constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and they are a woman haa in which ahe can do aome constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood is th* source of all dto> other kind o f work, my dear.—Chicago ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sura to suffer in some way. For blood troubles of any character S. S. S. is tha beak Daily News. remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and remove# any Ha (sententious]}')— I always speak and all poisons, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and completely my mind. She (ta r tly )— I suppose and permanently cures blood diseases e l that is why you have the reputation of every kind. The aetiou of 8. 8. 8. Is aa being a man of so faw words.— Balti thorough that hereditary taints are removed more American. and weak, diseased blood made strong and Mother— Whatever are you doing to healthy so that disease cannot remain. R poor dolly, child? Child— I ’m Just go cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, SoraS ing to put her to bed, mummy. I ’ve PURELY V EG ETA B LE and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious Blood Poison, eta., and doss not leave tha taken off her hair, but I can't get her slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume o f teeth ou t— Sourlre. Old Lady (improving the occasion) — blood is renewed and cleansed after n course of S. S. S. It is also nature’s You know, boys, it's only the body greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and is absolutely S. 8. 8. is for sale at all first claw which lies here. Now, what le It goes harmless to any part of the system. drug stores. Book on the blood and any medical advice free to ail who writer to Heaven? Small Boy (tentatively)— s w ift A tlanta , r * r ’l l 'end, mum.—Pick-Me-Up. Nell— Yea, she said her husband mar ried her for her beauty. What do you O u r O w n M i n s t r e ls . think of that? Belle— Well, I think her “ Miatah Jinkina, why am a Moldin' The, Wenatchee Valley Irrigated Ap husband must feel like a widower now. woman’s tongue, when it’s coin* all de ple Orchards are paring $500 to $1600 time?” —Catholic Stuudard and Times. I per acre this year. Cascade Orchards, “ I am not sure, George, that I under I one mile from Leavenworth, ia now oa Mistress— Bridget, have you cement stand you. ‘Why is a scolding woman’s pale. Get particulars free from ed the handle on to tbe water-jug tongue, when it’« going all th« time’— I H. C. Peters, 622 Alaska Bldg., Seattle which you dropped yesterday? Bridget what ia the rest, George?” — I started to. Mum, but most unfor “ Ain’t no reat to it. Got caught off yo’ tunately I dropped tbe cement bottle.— base dat time, didn’t yo’, Mistab Jin- n g r a v in g Write Us Punch. kina?” p l a t e s “ Ladies and gentlemen, the eminent “The body of the late Major Jinks POR PRINTING was cremated.” "W hat they gotn' to tenor. M’sieu Yelike Phewry, will now sing the favorite sentiment ballad, ‘An HICKS-CHATTEN do with It?” "Ilia wldowr hag him swer Me the Old, Old Question, Love; Portland corked up lu a fruit Jar. Says It’a the How Do You Eat a Soft Shell Crab?’ ” last of the family Jars.” — Atlanta Con i St V itu s’ Dance ana a ll N ervou s Diesai stitution. FJS perm anently cured by Dr. K lin e 's Great The Wife, during a quarrel— I ’m go N e rv e R estorer. Bond fo r F R E K |2 trial bottle and 2 0 Mule Team treatise. Dr. B. IL K lin e , L d.. M l A rch tot, PhUa-Pa. ing right home to mother; so there! G o e a U p . The Husband— That’s right, dear, of Bacon— Has he been successful with two evils always chooee the less. I ’lease new airship? don't bring your mother here.— Yon his iTraKreref irtlcle In in >our your klto.hen kitchen or or dlnti distan T > „..el„ 11.» vv w ill cleanse every article Egbert Partially SO. Ho goes up room- make thorn bright * briuht end Slid for silver or or p— pewtaf kers Statesman. dealer». Sample, _ Booklet mu a high polinh. . All -------------------inlt, Bookh _ — -------- in the air” every time he tries to start tive rlordhune “ W H IZ ” 10c. Pacific Coast Bores 0«., Pa— You naughty boy, you’ve been «klHud.Csl th« thing.— Yonkers Statesman. fighting again! Johnny— No, pa, I was A c c o r d i n g to R a le s . only trying to keep a bad boy from Sentry— You can’t leave. hurting a little boy. Pa— That waa a Soldier— But I have the captain^ noble act, my sou; who was the little oral permission. boy ? Johnny— Me. E or In fan ts an d Children. Sentry (importantly)— Let’» see i t — Department Store Manager— The Translated for Transatlantic Tale« clerk In tbe butter department says he's from II Motto per Rldere. not going to lie about our butter any Bears the more. The Boss— What salary does he Signature Mothers w ill find Mrs. Winslow*« Soothing of Byrup tho tx-st remedy to use tor their childrni get? Manager— Eight dollars a week. during the teething period. The Boss--Give him nine. In c u r a b le . E a g l l . h en d F re n c h H n abn n d s. Sweet Singer— De Hammer says he The professor w a s welcoming a niece, When an EnglUli wife has hysterics has a high place in the next show be who had just returned from a trip abroad. “ Had a fine time, had you?” he asked. ber husband is immediately bored and goes out with. Comedian— Well, I goes to his club or else he says: “ You “ Perfectly splendid.” should say it is high. He sits in the “ Yet you were going around between are not very well, my dear. Shall I files and tears up paper for the snow showers all the time.’ send for a doctor?" The Frenchman, storm scene.- Chicago News. “ Why, how can you talk so! It didn’t au contraire, has hysterics, too. The Dot— I heard your soldier brother rain a drop while I ------” Frenchman nmy tight with bis w lf « “ Don’t interrupt me, child. I know love ber, hate her, kiss her or kill her, wrote you a birthday letter. Wag there any war news in It? Johnny— I don’t what I am saying. It was raining when but Indifferent to her. superior to her, know. You see It was printed on the you started away from here and it’« rain never I— Pol de Leon In London World. ing now. Comprehend?” envelope “ Return in five days.” So I kept it that long and then sent It back. Walter Girl (In restaurant)— We’ve got frogs’ legs, chicken livers, calves’ brains and— Johnny (turning to his p a )— I say, dad, they must be queer people who live in this place. Don’t you think they ought to call in a doc tor? “ Is Mrs. Wise at home?” inquired Mrs. Chatters, standing In tbe shadow of the doorway. “ I don’t know, ma’am,” replied the servant " I can't tell till I git a better look at ye. I f ye’ve a wart on the side o’ yer nose, ma’am, she ain’t ”— Philadelphia Press. 'Thar, my son, you see what lamin’ done fer yer daddy, don’t you?” “ What, FOR 8TIFFNE88, SORENESS, SPRAIN OR BRUI8« , maw?” "W hy, Jeat as soon ns the gov- NOTHING IS B ETTER TH AT YOU C A f^ S E f er'mlnt knowed that he could do Aggers LUMBAGO’S PAIN, RHEUMATIC TWINGE, in bis head they p'lnted him postmaster YOUR BACK FEEL8 LIKE A RU8T Y HINGE | at $00 a year, an’ purty soon he'll he SCIATIC ACHE8 ALL PLKA8URE8 SPOIL, sellln' eta in ps what goes on letter*!”— FOR HAPPINESS U8E 8T . JACOBS OIL. 2 5 a —ALL DRUGGISTS—COo. Atlanta Constitution. "B u t” asked the proprietor of the Bongtong apartments, "do you think this man Is the best one you can get for Janitor?" "The best ever I” replied the manager. "H e has been at various times an iceman and a street-car con ductor. He’s as sassy and Independent aa he can be.” — Philadelphia Presa A boarding anti day school for young men and boys. A c c re d it«** to ___ .11 '* ‘■tRtc Stanford, Berkeley, Cornell, Amherst and — universities and “ What I would like,” said the enger Agricultuial colleges. The principal has hs«l 'Eh years’ experience in Portland. Make reservations now. ) ’or Illustrated catalogue and young actreaa, “ Is s part with a death oilier literature address scene In It ? never fell to make a big J. W. HILL, M. D„ Principal and Proprietor, PORTLAND, OREGON hit when I die.” “ I don’t doubt I t ” replied the hearties« manager, “ and I may say that you would make the blg- geet hit of your life If you would go away eomewhere and die right now.”— Chicago Record-Herald. Fresh from the Ear to the Can in Maine Johnny (eltting up in his bed at Preferred Stock Sweet Corn is packed for us there because 12:80 p. m .)— Dad, I'm so thirsty. Pa— the Maine soil and climate combine to produce the sweetest, Lis quietly and go to sleep. Johnny tendercst, most delicious corn in the (after s pause)— Bat. dad, I must ha vs w orld ) canned right in this wonderful com garden— gathered and packed the same day, with a drink of water. I ’m ao thlrety. Pa — original crispness and sweetness perfectly preserved. I f you don't go to sleep this minute I II Th is is the «efcrct o f “ sweet corn goodnes«** in have to thrash you. A long silence, then Johnny replied— All righ t dad. I f Preferred Stock Canned Goods you're getting up to thrash me, you Packtd Wkorovor tha Boat art Grown might bring me a glass of water at tbe The pick o f the crop— P R E F E R R E D S T O C K — at your Grocer't same time. SeSeSe me sp eom o c o ., IRRIGATED LAND IN WASHINGTON E BORAX C A STO R IA The Kind You Have Always Bought S-JACOBS OIL CONQUERS PAIN H IL L M IL IT A R Y ACADEM Y h L i w i s , Wholesale Grocers, PORTLAND, OREGON. D. 8. A. H ow That’s too bad! We had no ticed It was looking pretty thin and faded of late, but naturally did not like to apeak of it. By the way, Ayer’a Hair Vigor ia a regular hair grow er, a p erfect hair re storer. It keeps th e sca lp clean and healthy. “ I ana well acquainted with Ayer'» Hair Vigor aad I Ilka ft vary meek. 1 weald espe cially recommend It aa aa aseeflent dreasfng for the heir, keeping 1« »oft aad siaooth, and preventing the heir from sel'.tMng at tbe ends.” — I l l s h is F r it s , Veedaaa, Mich. Æ ijers IX M A M O U X PILLS. 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