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K ID N E Y T R O U B L E SRtSKRVK THK FO R I8T . Suftrtd Tw» Ytart—Rtlirvtd In Thru Country Will Look to Northwest fer Months. Supply Before Long, truly beautiful to lock upon. The bet* rice are a bright ted color, and, In many ca-ee three and fonr deep, touch 1 "g each other, completely hide the vin»s and ground beneath. “ The pickers are given a six-quart m same, and are required to pick the berriee cltnn at they go. _^\Yhen the mea tire is full it is emptied into buihel box, and when the box Is full they are given a check which is good for 75 cents. Yard men are in a t tendance to oversee the pickers and carry away the boxes. My beat pickers picked about three bushels per day. With a scoop a pioker can gather 20 bushels a day. “ In the East the vices are often in fested with insect pests, and if the growers have not control of the water the whole crop ia In danger. I under stand the pflsts have been imported here at different times in shipping in plants, but they soon dig ppear, as they cannot live in this climate. “ There is money in the cranberry business and the many bogs of Tilla mook couuty are waiting for men of means and energy to develop them.” “ The Northwest section, comprising Oregon, Washington, and Idaho, will witness the tallest development of its lumber industry within the next ten years,” said Professor E. O. Siecke, head cf the newly established school of forestry at the Washington State col lege, in a recent conversation. "Just now, about one-fourth of the mer chantable timber of the United States is in Washington and Oregon. The ‘Lake State region,’ including Michi gan, Wisconsin and Minnesota, Is lum bered and logged; so is the Southern belt, inclnding northern Alabama and Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, the western parts of West Virginia and Virginia; the eastern part of Texas, Arkansas, and the southern part of Missouri. In a very few years, more than at present, the people of the United States will be looking to the Pacific Northwest for much of their Mr. 0 . B. Fixer, Mt. Sterling, Ky., lumber. write*: “ What we must do is to learn to “I have suffered with kidney and other handle our forests with regard to the trouble for ten years past. ORLANDO RICH IN ORE. “ Lsut March I commenced using Peruna and continued for three months. Strike Is Made 287 Feet From the I have not used it since, nor have I felt Portal nf Tuhnel. t pain. D. M. Adams, mining engineer, who “ I believe that I am well and I there has been investigating recent strikes at fore give my highest commendation to the Orlando mine, in Northern Idaho, the curative qualities of Peruna. has submitted his report to the board Pe-ru-na for Kidney Trouble of directors. Mr. Adams expresses Mrs. Geo. U. Sirnser, Giant, On himself as well pleased with the up tario, Can., writes: pearance of the mines. He says in “ I had not been well for about four part: years. I had kidney trouble, and, in fad, “ The lead was encountered 287 feet fell badly nearly ah the time. from the portal of the tunnel, and' was “ This summer I got so very bad I crosscut 10 feet on the d p of the lead, thought I would try Peruna, so I wrote which varies from 12 inches to two feet to you and began at once to take Peruna in width. The tunnel at the intersec and Manalin. tion of the lead is about four feet wide, " I took only two bottles of Peruna and in cross cutting the lead more than ind one of Manalin, and now I feel a ton of high grade shipping ore was better than I have for some time. taken out. This ore will average 60 “ I feel that Peruna and Manalin per cent antimony, and as antimony lured me and made a different woman ore is worth $2 per unit, the ore is of me altogether. I bless the day I therefore worth $120 per ton, on the PROFESSO li E. O. SIECK E picked up the little book and read of H ead of th e N ew ly E s ta b lis h e d S ch o o l of F o r cars at Burke, Idaho. This is the main your Peruna.” estry a t th e W a sh in g to n S ta te C ollege lead we have been driving fur for more It is the business of the kidneys to re The strike shows move from the blood all poisonous mater future crop; that is, cutting to a diam than 12 months. ials. They must be active all the time, eter lim t, and not leaving the land to that we have a well defined, strong and else the system suffers. There are revert back to the state for taxes, a* pereisteut lend, carrying a high per times when they need a little assist h a s been the policy of many of the lum centage of first cla's shipping ore, prov her companies in the lake region. The ed for more than 200 feet in depth and ance. Peruna is exactly the sort of a reme high prices for lumber will make it for about 100 feet on the strike of the dy. It has saved many people from possible to leave trees having a diamet ame. “ The tunnel is no 302 feet under disaster by rendering the kidneys ser er of from twelve to twenty-four inche? vice at a time when they were not able for the future crop. Then these devel cover.” oping tracts of forest land should lx to bear their own burdens. well cared for. Fires shonld he kept E n g l a n d ’s N a t i o n a l C o la p . L M r a to t w i a . out, and laws should be rigorously en Wliy red should have been selected "I don’t know why I should state forced preventing the cutting down of that every man and woman, boy -and the trees until they have grown to the i the Datlonul color becomes lutelltgl- |lrl, should know how to swim, and right size. All tills means, of course, 'e when we look at the cross of St. ■ave life in the water besides,’’ writes a great need for skilled foresters, and forge, sir Walter Scott, when be rote of bow "their own sea batb Montague A. Holbein, famous swim considerable expense, bat it will be t- mer, In the Technical World Magazine. perpetuate the rich forests of the Paci helmed those red cross powers,” was "The thing la so obvious. And yet, fic Northwest, and every dollar of such erely anticipating the phrase of to- what a strange atate of affalra we see. expenditure will return to the people iy. But Oliver Cromwell, when for ie first time lie put the English soldier Bvery year tbouaands of people lose doubled and trebled.” i n red coat, probably did as mucb as their Uvea bathing In the sea or rowing t. George to monopolize red as the na- CRANBERRIES IN OREGON. and aallfng in small boats on lake or onal color. The aggressive color baa, river. And even winter brings Its tragic tale of drowning because of skaters New Venture Proving a Success lr owever, many meanings and has lent self to many uses. In the days of •lipping through the ice. Tillamook County. "I have no hesitation In saying that “ Cranberries raised in Oregon” if ie Romans when It flared on the head ■early all these sad events might be the new slogan for the commercial f a slave It stood for freedom ; In the lys of the French revolution It stood prevented If elementary Instruction In bodies to cry oat to the world at larg' swimming and life-saving were made now that the fields of Tillamook count} or freedom backed by blows, -while in compulsory In the public schols. And are producing large quantities of tht he streets of the city to-day the red In the Old World st any rate a new berries that round out the Thanksgiv ross stands for succor. So far back as era la dawning In this matter—espe ing dinner. B. O. Snuffer, of Tills he reign of Henry II. there was a red- cially In London, where the various moot, recently exhibited a box of ber ook of the exchequer, a record of the school swimming associations with ries in Portland which were picked tames of all who held lands "per bar- hundreds of thousands of adherents are Irom the marsh in Tillamook county. nlam,” and at this moment persons teaching first of all “dry land” swim Mr. Snuffer, in telling about the new •f consequence In the service of the ming In the play-grounds, and then industry, said: tate find their names entered in a red practical Instruction In specially erect “ The vines from which these berries ■ook.—London Chronicle. ed swimming baths under competent were picked have not been touched for Instructors engaged by the school eight years except to pick the berries. G e ttin g P ra c tic e . Because the berries require so little authorities. “I counted seven girls taking down care and attention, the profits are very "And quite apart from the question my sermon In shorthand this morn of saving one's own Ufa or that of an large. Not an acre from the pate ing,” said a suburban minister. “I am these berries came from has ever pro other, swimming opens up a new and getting tired of this business of turn pleasurable exercise, as well as duced less than S25 bushels and with ing church luto school. It is a dese care would yield 800 bushels. Tin quenching forever the dread of deep cration of the Sabbath and of the sanc water which seems to be on the brav berries sell for $3 a bushel. W. C. tuary, and It gets worse year by year. King picked 1,000 bushels an acre from est of us who cannot swim.” "When the thing first began, I ad a tract he owned. “ I commenced the culture of cran mit that I was flattered. I thought F rie n d ly w ttk th e B o b b y . the solitary shorthand writer in my Wife—Tommy doesn't seem to be berries in the spring of 1893, and fim front pew was a reporter. I took un that the vines are well adapted to thir afraid of policemen. They grow vigorously an<. usual palus that morning, and I Husband—Why should he? Hia nurse climate. where the bogs are properly preparer! searched all the newspapers the next sras a very pretty girl. they are enormously productive. While day. In vain, of course. The short Don’t be a coward. The sun hates picking my crop one year I measured hand writer was merely a student of to shine on those who are afraid of off some ground and picked them care stenography, using me to practice on. “Students of stenography should fully, and found that they produced at their own shadows the rate of 1,000 bushels to the «ere practice on actors and on lecturers, but In Manila most of the houses and offices Allowing $1 per bushel as net profit, I no—that would cost money. Nothing have tiny window panee made of translu do not know of an agricultural product suits them but ministers, and every cent oyster shell instead of glass. that will compare with it, and p’aciny Sunday, all over our land, young men figures at a minimum. and women, with their pads and foun I n a is p o ta b le . “ It costa about $200 to prepare the The teacher had found a lead pencil ground and plant the vines, including tain pens, go to church solely to Im prove their shorthand.” on the floor of the school room. "Children,” she asked, holding It up, the cost of the plants. The bog mast be so situated that it can be drained off U n d l.c o r e r e d C rim e . “does this belong to any of you?” “Can you point out a man who at For several seconds there was no an by means of ditches to the depth of at swer. Then a little girl timidly raised least 15 inches, and one must also have the age of thirty has not committed at control of plenty of water for irrigation one time in his life a crime that would her hand. Although I have sent him to the penitentiary?” re "Is It yours, Bessie?” said ths teacher. and flooding purposes. have seen some marshes that were a marked a trusty at the penitentiary "Yes’m.” "Tou are sure of it, are you? How do success without any water supply, I do the other day. "I do not believe that not consider it safe, in view of the large there Is a man living, excluding, for you recognise it?” "I don't like to tell.” outlay. the looks nf the thing, the clergy, who "Bui yon will have to tell, or I can't "A erg once set in the proper shape has not done something to bring him let you have it.” will last indefinitely. The first cost, here bad he received his Just deserts. “I—I reco'nlte it, teacher, by the way although quite large cats little figure It Is not always a great crime that it’s sharpened. If It wasn't sure enough in the long run. mine I'd be mighty clear of ownin' up " I find that the cranberries grown sends a man to the penitentiary. There to such a job as that.” are of a darker color than those are men In here for stealing chickens Beast# got her pencil.—Chicago Trib- here grown in the E ast; those here are much or clover seed or nothing at all. It Is superior in flavor, and also weigh more easy to get behind the walla There art to the bushel. The sixe of the berry is many men on the outside who should he In here. I am personally acquainted about the game. "According to my experience, the with a few myself. But th«( difference McFarland erzn berry is the best vari between these people and myself la ety for the Pacific coast. It is the larg that I have been ennght and they have est and most prolific, a splendid keep not.”—Columbus Dispatch. er, and by all odds the beet seller. In I t B le w . the East this sort is considered a poor When a British battleslflp was lying keeper, bat it appears to be better adapted to this climate, and grow to In New York harbor a lieutenant *f perfection here. the visiting vessel was discussing “ I have had good success with the rough weather with a group of Amerl Then your blood must be in Cherry and Bell variety. They yield can naval officers, one of whom repeat ■ very bad condition. You well and aell well, and are of good ed the tale of the day that was so certainly know what to take, color. Their flavor is excelled bv none, windy that the crows bad to walk and they are of good size, though not home. then take I t — Ayer’s Sarsa as large as ths McFarland berry. "81111, that wind was nothing to ona parilla. If you doubt, then “ The picking season is usually one rft encountered In the bay of Biscay,” conault your doctor. Weknow of pleasure, for several reasons, to both laughed the lieutenant. "Why, It blew picker and prorietor. The weather la what be will u y about thia generally fine—September and October so hard that It took four men to boM Prince Louis' bat on. and even then grand old family medicine. —when men, wemen and children cime It blew the anchors off the button* an for an outing in the cranbherry fields Sold for over 00 years. hla coat”—Woman's Home Companies. They come with a camping outfit, pre This b tb e S rst aseeW ae y e a r _Speter w eal* pared to enjoy the pleaanres of outdoor U K : MA ra your bowels ra g u la r? " H a know* Ia order ta put a stop to the practise th a t dally action of tb a bo we la to abeolotely life, the health giving ocean breesee binding women's feet, the Chinese eaeeatiai to recovery. Keep y * and a rest from the city and h ime toil. of M d y ea r bowala regular by Boord of Education bao Issued an arder M a flfW 'in ila . “ In picking, lines ate etreethed prohibiting the aale of email across a plat of ground three feet apart **— i u i f and each picker works between the Joseph Nix, the Wmirra* refermer, lines, the vines asking e cmrptt u p d (ook 3,845 signatures ta the pledge la a which to work. They hang on up nino days’ gospel temperano* masting re rights about six inches high and are cently hold in Bradford. England. 'Pale, Thin, Nervous ? Æ er’s ““ —( will protect china CATAHRHKSS ■altan's Mother Poeseasoe th s Power of Lifo nag Death. Autocratic aa the Sultan of Turkey la. It Is not he whose authority ts greatest In his own harem, but rather the Sultan’s mother, known by the name of Valide. She not only regu lates every Incident of the harem, hut possesses the right of life aud death over the wouieu lu It, aud there are almost no kuotvu Instances In which a Sultan has dared to save a favorite from a punishment ordered by “the Crown of Veiled Heads,” as the Valide la called in the harem. Aud next to the Sultan’s mother cornea, not the Sultan's favorite wife, us might be Imagined, but the Haa- nadar-osta, or graud mistress ' of finances. The Sultan's chief wife ranks only third In the order of the harem, and seems to possess, more over, no real power whatesoever. The members of the harem are still young slaves bought In Circassia, Georgia, Armenia and other places, and practically educated In the harem itself on the chance that the Sultan may one day notice them. It appears also that civilization has not made great strides In the management of the royal harem, and that corporal punishments are still frequent, eunuchs, called “beating eunuchs.” still being kept for refractory persons. Poisoned coffee Is also not entirely out of fashion, while, grimmer still, the ter rible sack flung Into the Bosphorus even now does Its sinister work. It Is pite ous to learn that, notwithstanding all this, many parents willingly sell chil dren to supply the enormous colony which constitutes the harem. But life for a Turkish potentate Is at best a troubled circumstance. Thf fear of assassination Is so great that the Sultan, It seems, has not for years slept two nights running In ths same chamber. The only persons aware each night of the room selected la his mother, who secretly gets It ready. Two female slaves also lie, Ilka faith ful dogs, extended across the doorway, rendy to spring up at the slightest noise or the faintest call from the sov ereign. But for fear of treachery even these are changed every night, and never until the last moment know to what part of the palace they are to be sent. BOWING TO A KING. It Is a n E x p a n s i v e L u x u r y I f a G ir t W a n t s t o S h o w O ff. More Americans, year by year, are seeking to be presented at the English court. Probably not even In the breasts of royal subjects exists such a desire to curtesy to royalty as in those of the freest people on earth. It Isn’t the royalty they care a snap for, however—It’a the chance to dis play their beauty and culture la coatly garments The largest sum ever expended on a presentation outfit was paid by an American girl—It cost over $8,000. And this was sixty times as expansive as the cheapest possible outfit that may be worn with propriety on such an oc casion. Startling to even the swellest dress ers In England, who spend large sums yearly to be presented at the court of S t James, was the record gown of this American girl. The court gown alone cost $7,500. It was composed of white silk chiffon, embroidered with real seed pearls and moonstones, to repre sent lilies of the valley and whits for- get-me-nota. The court train—every presentation dress must hav* a train— was composed of real lace, mounted over cloth of silver. The lace for the lingerie waa spe cially made at Honlton for the occa sion. The petticoat was composed of rich brocade and hand-painted chiffon. Thl* petticoat alone—It cost $140—waa as elaborate as the average court gown, and yet It could be seen by no one but the French maid. The coat of the lin gerie alone was $150. The corsets cost $52. The silk stockings cost $37. Shoes made necessary an additional ex penditure of $80. For bouquet for the momentous oc casion the girl paid $80—It consisted of rare exotic flowers, procured at great trouble. For a real lace handker chief, with which to dust her cheek every time King Edward happened to look In her direction, she paid $60. Gloves made an Item of $16; a cloak, $250. __________________ G en. W o le r le r D is lik e d S w e a r ln a . They are telling a good story In English army circles apropos of Gen. Lord Wolseley's Intense dislike of swearing. He was very strict against It, and officers were careful not to offend him when he was anywhere about lie went on a tour of Inspection through an Irish garrison whose com mander was a hard swearer, a veteran of the mutiny days, whom early habits had clung to him. This commander, of course, had hi* troop* out for Wolseley's Inspection, and tha parade was progressing satisfactorily, when the commander gave the bugler the order to eound the "charge." . To his Intense consternation the bugler blew the "retreat." The commander could hardly restrain himself; hie face grew purple with rage, and hs braced him self for the usual outburst of profan ity. But before bs could get started be caught sight of Lord Wolaeley's eye on him and he choked the oaths back. Yet, somehow, be had to give vent to bis feelings. He looked blankly around, dug bis spurs into bis bone, and riding to the unhappy bugler, yelled at the top of hla voice: “Oh, you naught*, naughty bugler!” An E iM S tl«. Hkurry—No. air; I've never seen a successful man who talked too much. Skidd—Hold on! Do you see that prosperous-looking fellow Just crossing the street? Well, that d i d Is worth $100,000 and he completely disproves your theory. "How a o r “He'a a barber."—Cleveland Plain Denier. ___________ President Roosevelt Cognizant ot Japak’j Game. COREA ONLY A STEPPKG STONE Japan B uttered About School Ques tion in California Only to Oat Free Hard in Ch'ra. San Francisco, Sept. 24.—That the Japanese question has not been settled but is merely in ita infancy is the be lief of a large number of naval officers who have arrived at San Francisco with the advance guard of the fleet that is to be mobilized in Pacific waters. Ac cording to these authorities, the fleet has been ordered to the Pacific not so much as a warning to Japan for her past actions as for a floating protest against her contemplated seizure of China. In fact, these naval men inter pret that the presence of the fleet on this side of the continent as a message to Japan clearly saying: “ Thou shall not steal China.” These authorities bring forward a number of interesting facts to support their contention In the firBt p a e they point out that a treaty existed be tween the United States and Corea which was the nearest thing to an alii ance that the United States has under taken. This treaty under a possible construction pledged the American government to protect Corea against just such a coup as Japan has carried to a successful conclusion. It is said that immediately after Ihe Portsmouth treaty was signed, in which, by the way, Japan guaranteed the independ ence of Corea, the island empire busied herself tying the hands of all the big European powers by means of treaties and alliances. The United States gov ernment was the only big power with the exception of Germany not included in this arrangement. The naval officers above ref<rr:dtc give it as their opinion that the ill feel ing stirred up between the United States and Japan was the work of the Japanese government. While Japan was belligerently protesting against the attitude of the CaHfornians toward the Japanese, it was doing nothing more or less, r.cording to the authorities cited, than holding America at a distance with ore hand while with the other it i n choking the life out of Corea. The naval officers hold that as soon as Japan took possession of Corea Mr. Roosevelt was convin :ed that the next move would involve China, and accord ingly began preparations for active in terference. The United States sat quietly by while Japan put Corea in its back pocket. It ■vlll not B it quietly by if Japan makes trie effort to deal in the same manner with China. The big fleet of warshipe to be gath ered on tl e Pacific coast will serve to remind Japan that the entity of China is one of the cardnial foreign policies of the American government. To juat what lergths the country will go to preserve the Chinese empire from Ja pan is yet to be determined. LAST TECHNICALITY FAILS. Supreme Court Upholds Indictments of Accused Briber«. San Franiecco, Sept. 24.—The state Supreme court late yesterday rendered a decision upholding the validity of the so-called Oliver grand jury. On this decision depended the fate of the in dictments found subsequent to March last. The attack was made on the grand jury by William M. Abbott, of the United Railroads; Frank G. Drum, John Martin and Eugene De Sabla, of the San Francisco Gas company, and other defendants to test the validity of the indictments charging them with bribery. They contended that in Feb ruary laBt the names for a new grand jury were drawn and that, while the Oliver jury had not been discharged, its powers lapsed with the first step taken to impanel its eucceSHor. Justice McFarland filed a dissenting opinion. Has New Rebate Evidence. New York, Pept. 24.—It is under stood that Frank B. Kellogg, the gov ernment’s counsel in its suit todisiolve the Standard Oil company of New Jer sey, has important evidence in his pos session lieaiing on alleged relationship between|railroad rebites and the profits of the corporation in the last eight years. It is also said that this phase of Mr. Kellogg’s case is being reeerved until the line of queetioning he par aded last week is finished. Mr. Kellogg has had snbpenas served on several railroad men. Plague Not Epidemic. San Francisco, Sept. 24.—Dr. Rupert Blue, marine hospital service, and President William Ophuls, of the city board of health, today united in the following statement to the press rela tive to the bubonic plague situation: “ From our knowledge of plague, the prevention of a sudden outbreak in epi demic form can tie predicted with assurance, bnt a certain number of rases will continue to appear for a con siderable period in rpite of preventive measures.” No new ca ee appeared today. 8averal May Defend Cup. New York, Sept. 24.—Preparations for the defense of the America’s cup has begun. At least one syndicate is being organized and possibly more. Everyone appear* to tie of the opinion that the management will be vested in E. D. Morgan. Those mentioned as generous subscribers are Edward H. Harr ¡man. Colonel Robert M. Thomp son, C. K. G. Billings and Roy A. Rai ney. Ths cost of producing the Reli ance would b* upward of $600,000. T h e O ld S l e w . First Snow in Chicago. “Jan* not In bed at 11:30?” Chicago, 8ept. 24.—A few flakre of "No.” snow fell here late yeeterday. The fall “What's th* matter with her?" waa not large enough to be recognized “She’s sitting up with a lovesick by the weather bureau, bnt for several M e a t” minute* it waa plainly visible. AND SYSTEM DISORDERED Catarrh h not merely an inflammation of the tisanes of the throat, ns the symptoms cf ringing noises in the ears, mucous dropping hwjg into th e throat, continued hawking and spitting, etc., would seem to indi cate : it is a blood disease in which th e entire circulation and the greatet part of the system are involved. Catarrh U due to th e presence of an ®f uric acid in the blood. The Liver, Kidneys and Bowels frequently bo* come torpid and dull in their action and instead of carrying ofl the reins« and waste of the body, leave it to sour and form uric acid°ia the system. T his is taken up by the bliw t and through its circulation distributed to all parts of the system. These impurities ia the blood irritate and inflame the different membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting of a cold will start th e secretions and other disgusting and disagreeable symp om sof Catarrh. As the blood goes to all parts of the body the ca tarrhal poison affects all parts of the system. The head has a tight, full feeling, nose continually stopped up, pains above the eyes, slight fever comes and goes, the stomach is upset and the entire system disordered and I had Catarrh for about fifteen *7 t^ is disease. I t Is ii waste of iars, and mo man could havo to try to cure Catarrh with sprays. ¡S U H 3 & c l V i i S V ^ S i r o ? ^ hes' ^halations, etc. Such treatment •witad. I than be com8. s . 8., and does not reach the blood, and can, therefore, do nothing more than temporarily relieve taking- it a short while waa cm red. th e discomfort of the trouble. To cut* This waa six years sgo, an 1 I F r fo rth « blood than 8. 8. 8. 1 axm s i u c name unw Ñobod idy thinks m oraot 8. 8. B. strengthened and built up. Nothing equal« ■ler.'Kiah. It attacks the Lapeer» Mich. " * MAT30** S. S. S. tor th is purpose. disease a t its head, goes down to the very bottom of th e trouble and makes a complete and lasting cure. S. S. S. removes every particle of the catarrhal poison from the blood, m aking this vital stream pure, fresh and healthy. Then the inflamed mem PURELY VEGETABLE branes begin to heal, the head is loosened and deared, th e hawking and spitting cease, every symptom disappears, the constitution is bu ilt u p and vigorous h— restored. S. S. S. also tones u p th e stomach and digestion and acts aa « fine tonic to th e entire system. If you are Buffering w ith Catarrh begin the use of S. S. S. and write us a statem ent of your case and our physicians will Bend yon literature about Catarrh, and give you special medical advic« Without charge. S. S. S. is for sale a t all first class drug stores. THE S W IF T SPEC IFIC C O .. ATLANTA. th a n I i ___ S.S.S. H la M o tto . O f f ic i a l Z e a l . The policeman at the crossing grabbed “Dubley says hla motto Is, 'Live and the arm of the pedestrian who waa hurry learn.' ” ing across the atreet and brought him to "Wall, If he Isn't more successful at a standstill. the former than the latter we’ll be sw “Whit are you stopping me for?’ de ing to hi* funeral soon." manded the pedestrian. “I’m not getting in anybody’s way, am I?” fin d Mrs. W inilow *. S o o th in g “Divil a bif, aor,” answered the officer. S y M ru o p th th e r, e b w e ill a t re ro e d r to use for th e ir ch U d ra a “I wnted to ask ye a question, »or; l u r i n g th e te e th in g p e rio d . that’s all. Fwhat’s the score?’ N o C au se f o r C o m p la fa t. C fo A r Infants S TO R IA and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Ôf A The Pacific Fur Company had picked out an eligible location on the left bank of the Columbia river and founded tha city of Aetoria. “Seems to me," said a prospective set tler, “you are aching an awful price foe your building lots.’ “Huh 1’’ ejaculated the company’# busi ness agent. “Tou may be thankful we didn’t call this town Waldorf-Astoria and charge you $20 a day for living here.’ * Q u e e r E x p e r ie n c e . “We photographer*,’’ he said, “have many a queer experience. “One day a young man came to th . atudlo to be photographed. Instead of posing so as to look handsome as pos sible, be bunched his back aa If It waa broken and twisted bis face Into a dreadful gargoyle mask. ” 'Here.' I said, ’what's the matter with you? Are you crazy?’ ” ‘Go on, boss,’ said he. Take me Juat as I am. You see, I'm trying to f t out of an engagement with a St. Jo girl, and I've written her that I've been disfigured In an automobile acci dent, and I want to send her this photo to show her bow I look." C IT O St* V ita e Dane« a n a all N ervous J i l l u p erm anently cured by Dr. K line’s G reat N erve R estorer. Baud fur F R E E |2 trial bottle and t reati ml Dr. R. IL K ll.ie, Ld.. Ml A rch »I*. P h llx .P * N o t a T o t a l Lome. “Oh, John!” exclaimed Mrs. Young, M my canary bird's dead.” “Really?” replied her husband “Well, you don’t appear to ba grieving vary much.” “No; you ace, I can have It atuffod for my hat and so the rest of the ma terial won’t cost you so much.”— Phlh adelphla Press. r T 7 A D TT C A T C O L L IE P U P U X \ Osfh I l i a 6 m o n t h s o ld . S i 5. O .R .B .,P .O . Boat 131, P o r tla n d , Or« Syrup tffígs ^ElixirsfSenna write Us ngraving E PLATES FOR PRINTING H IC K S-C H A T T EN Portland Oregon Cleanses the System E ffect- ually. Dispels e ^ a M a i a r lie s tlue to Constipation; D u s i n e s s c o l l e g l Acts naturally, acts irujy as T E N T H A N D M ORRISON S T R E E TS PORTLAND, OREGON a L a x a tiv e. A . P . ARM STRONG, L L B.. P R IN C IP A L B est j forMen\\i)men an ¿ c m * Q uality ia o u r motto* W e educate fo r succès* reri-ybun^ and Old, an d send each s tu d e n t to a position when com T h jiet its ijeiwj'icial Ejects, p e te n t— m any m ore calls fo r help th a n we c a a Always D ay the Genuine which m eet. Individual in stru c tio n in su res rapid p ro c has Inc jidl name of the Com réés. A ll modern m ethods o f book keep in* a re ta u g h t; also rapid calculations, c o r r e s p o n d e n t pany 1 com m ercial law, office w ork. etc. C h artier Is CALIFORNIA o u r s h o rth a n d — easy, rapid, legible. B eautiful catalogue, business form s and penm anship free. S y r u p C o . P. K U. by whom it is m anufactured, printed on the front of e v e ry p a c k a g e . No. 3 9 - 8 7 W J H E N w ritin g » t o a d v e r t í s e r a p it SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS, W o n e s i z e o n ly , r e g u l a r p ric e 5(K per b ottle. m e n tio n t h i s p a p e r. H ILL M IL IT A R Y ACADEM Y A b o a rd in g an d d ay sch o o l for y o u n g m en a n d boys. A ccred ited to S tan fo rd , B erk eley , C o rn ell, A m h e rst a n d a ll s ta te u n iv e rs itie s an d a g r ic u ltu ra l colleges. T h e p r in c ip a l h as h ad 28 y e a rs ’ e x n o rle n c f In 1’o r tla n d . M ake re s e rv a tio n ! now . F or illu s tra te d c a ta lo g u e an d o th e r lite r a tu r e ad d ress j. W. HILL, M. 0-, Principal and Proprietor, The PORTLAND. OREGON C o o k in g of Peas, like every other Preferred Stock vegetable (except tomatoes), should consist in just heating and seasoning. W hen for salads, no cooking is required. Preferred S tock Canned Goods Paelad Wh«r«var U« »«at ara Srova or« thoroughly cooked in the aealed can, in a manner that preserves and ‘'bring* out” the garden flavor. Preferred Stock Pea* are Wisconsin-grown, on “ the denuded timber lands which, in this particular state, are of a peculiar sandy nature especially adapted to the growing of fine peas. Preferred Stock Peas are never large, or yellow, or “tough-skinned. Dinner in Jive mtnutei— the P R E F E R R E D STO C K •way. Order from your Grocer. ALLS* ALSWIS. Wkol««al«Oro*srs. FOBTLAWP. OMIOOII. V. ■■ A.______ W. L. DOUGLAS ^SUSAa $ 3 .0 0 & $ 3 .5 0 S H O E S J U » R H O E 8 FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. AT ALL PRIOC8. A *M I R e w a r d IT S Z rS fS d slE S L ^ S i * ***?.* Ifr'Ughui shocN arc worn by morn people In all w alks of Ufa th*-. any o tW r m akn, 1 « herati«« »f tb n lr e tc n llc n t *tyla. H f r U t l i n ^ an d su p erio r w earing q ualities. Tb® M lnettoa o f th« leath . , an«, o th e r m aterial* for #a«*h p a r t o f th e shoe, and every deM Il o f th e m aking Is looked a fte r by th e m ost co m p leteo rg an lz ttio n o f su p erin ten d en ts, forem en a n a skilled shoerfuskers, who receive the h ighest wages pai«l In th « •boe in d u stry , and whose w orkm anship cannot tw* excelled. I f I could ta k e you Into my larg e facto ries s t B rockton.M as*., and show you how ca re fu lly W 1,. Douglas shoes are m ade, you w ould th en u n d erstan d why th ey hold th e ir shape, fit b etter, w ear longer and are of g reater valne th an any o th e r m ske. . , ***** * N o H n b e tltu te . Ask your « teller fo r W. L. (»ongUa shoes. If he cannot supply you, send d ire c t to facto ry . Shoe« s e r l ev ery w h ere by maiL C atalog free. W JJD ew glae, Bro kton, M an»