NO RTH W EST HONORED. MAIM-A-LIN J T fbeA X r. M A N -A -LIN Is An Excellent Remedy for Constipation There are many ailments directly dependent upon con stipation, such as biliousness, discolored and pimpled skin, inactive liver, dyspepsia, over worked kidneys and headache Remove constipation and all of these ailments disappear. M A N -A -L IN can be relied upon to produce a gentle ac tion o f the bowels, making pills and drastic cathartics en tirely unnecessary. A dose Or two of Man-a-lin is advisable in slight febrile attacks, la grippe, colds and influenza. M A N -A -LIN CO. It Is well known that Prof. L. H. Bailey, ol Cornell university, has been working for three years past on an ex tensive publication to be known as The American Cyclopedia ol Agriculture. This is to be published In several vol- I umes and it is expected that it w ill be ; accepted by the reading public aa the standard reference work on rural affairs, i It haa been many years since such a i work has been attempted and nothing I of such an extensive nature has ever | been undertaken before in America. Professor Bailey has called to his aid the beat known writers on agriculture throughout the entire country, who have written up the various subjects on which they were recognized as authori ties. The entire work may be referred to as the combined efforts of the agri cultural specialists of Amerioa aud when published w ill no doubt find a place in the library of most progressive farmers. It is significant that when it came to the very important subject of wheat that Professor Bailey recognized the great Northwest and its place as one of the leading wheat producing regions by calling on Professor E. E . Elliott, head of the Agricutlural department at the State college of Washington, to prepare this most important article. This has been done by Prof. Elliott and the mat ter is now in the hands of the publish ers. The article in question consists of about ten thousand words, with numer ous Illustrations, and would be suffi cient in itself to make quite a book If published separately. II covers the entire subject of wheat production in America and at the same time atten tion is particularly called to the great regions of the Northwest where the pro duction and quality of this cereal have placed it in the f.refront. Our wheat growers ate to be congratulated In the fact that the article in question has been prepared by cne so familiar with the Bubject and who is doing so much to advance the industry tbroug the work being done by his department at the state experiment station and at the various cereal stations established in the state as well as through the wheat producers organization which was ini tiated by him. COLUMBUS, OHIO, U. S. A. AID TO “ DRY FARMING.” Washington State College Conducting Extensive Experiments. Not many years since a pastor It New York State read in his pulpit thii The problem of “ dry farm ing" now portion o f a hymn: before the farmers of the semi-arid re gions of the Pacific Northwest has been Well, the delightful day will come When my dear Lord shall take me home, taken up by the Experiment Station ol Washington, and it is hoped to work And I shall see his face— Just then he was stricken with paral out a method of farming for these re ysis and died In a few moments. Thir- gions which w ill increase their crop ty*thjee years before In the same pul bearing capacity. The present opera pit another pastor was reading th€ tions of experimentation are largely very same stanza when he, too, was relative to the physics of soils, and are in charge of Professor H. B. Berry, soil stricken and died.— Scran Book. physicist of the State college. Dis P a r lo r M a g ic . cussing this problem, Mr. Berry stated: Mr. Kybosh, who was in search of a “ Among the questions which we late copy of a monthly magazine, absent must answer are: What is the best mindedly stepped into the parlor. method of conserving soil moisture? He was just in time to see the young What is the value of disking the sum man hastily remote his arm from th« mer fallow early in the spring before it beck of the chair in which Miss Kitty can be plowed? What is the value of was sitting. I f the crop “ Pressed I O ! Change !" he muttered. the sub-surface packer? Instantly stepping back into the sitting suffers from drouth, is it because there is not sufficient moisture in the soil, or room. For Mr. Kybosh remembered that h« is it because the plants cannot take the was a young man himself many years moisture from the soil? ago. In the former case we must endeavor to devise a cultural method to conserve W is d o m a n d V a lo r . moisture; and in the Utter case, we " I t takes a wise man to know when must develop a strain of plants that to change bis mind," said one states can take moisture from the soil, which xnan. is a plant breeding problem.” “ Yes," answered the other, "and a brave one to own up to it when it li Figs Thrive In Polk County. accomplished."— Washington Star. Figs as large and perfectly developed Odd Tbc H its DID NOT DO BRIBERY I Oopyrlibt law, hr The Umilia oo. TH E Profaasor Elliott, of W. S. C „ Con tributes to Cyclopedia. Beard It First From Grand Jury, Says President Scott. NO AUTHORItV GIVEN TO GLASS Hansy Pursues Purpose M o Fatten Responsibility for Buying San Francisco Supervisors. San Francisco, Aug. 27.— President Henry T. Scott, of the Pacific Tele phone 4 Telepraph company, was re called to the stand when the Glass bribery case was resumed yesterday. Under questioning by Assistant Dis trict Attorney Honey, Mr. Scott testi- efid that prior to the earthquake and fire of 1906 F. A. Pickernel), assistant to the president of the American Bell Telephone company, took no active hand in the conduct of the Pacific States corporation, but immediately thereafter be set about the formation of plans for rebuilding the wiecked plant. The purpose of this testimony was, on the part of the prosecution, to ambush any prospective defense to shunt the bribery blame onto the shoulders of Mr. Picernell. Mr. Scott, answering a series of ques tions designed to clinch in the jury’s minds the asserted fact that General Manager Glass was In complete con- tr> 1 of the company during the alleged bribery period, said that he (Scott) be tween the date of bis election to tbe presidency and his return trom the East, in the latter half of March, 1906, signed no company checks, authorized none, gave no authority to Glass or Halsey to expend any money, and gave no company instructions to any one. Mr. Scott said T . V . Halsey had no Btated position with the company, but that he is drawing a salary of $176 per mouth. Mr. Scott declared that ’ he gained from the'grand jury'the first knowledge of the issuance of $50,000 worth of checks. _________________ N O HOPE FOR C AN TEEN C o in c id e n c e . and th e M is s e s . “ What are the requisites of a suc cessful musical comedy?” “ Oh, about a dozen song hits.” “ Yes?” “ And twice that many attractive misses.”— Washington Herald. T h e P re m a tu re P re ss. First Reporter— I see by the last edi tion that our old schoolmate, Jones, has committed suicide. Second Reporter— Hurry down and you may be in time to prevent his do ing I t — Smart set D o n 't G r o w S t .le i Many a man bewails his lack of suc cess In life after he M s permitted him self to get Into a ru t While dreaming o f success he has been as blind as a bat and slower than two snails. Ha blocked his own wray.— Manchester Union. R e sp e c t. W o rk . “ I am afraid you don’t like work.” "Yes I do,” answered Plodding Pete. “ I have so much respect for work that when I see a piece of it to be 'tended to I allua feel Ilk. turnin’ it over to some body else that wouldn't be aa likely to spoil it aa I would.” — Washington Star. A a Expert Opinion. “ What we want to do,” aald the mor alist, “ U to strlva for the uplifting of our fellow-man.” “That is easy,” said the flying ma chine Inventor. “ The difficulty is to keep him from dropping back to earth with a rude lar.” — Washington Star. B uy at A uction? At any rate, you aeem to be getting rid o f it on auction-aale p r in c ip le s : “ going, going, g-o-n-el” Stop the auction with A yer’s Hair Vigor. It checks failing hair, and always restores color to gray hair. A splendid dressing also. Sold for over sixty years. - My heir m m « out no badly I a u r ty loet it «11. I had heard no aseeh abovt A f ^ l Hair Vigor I H w y M I tw n li’ ilTa It i tnm L I M so and It completely t a p »a * th« faiBwg. aad A yer’s General Grant Saya Congress Sees Mistake, But Fears Cranks. The R eal W earer. Telegraph Operators Expact Overtures Soon, Peace Chicago, Aug. 26.— A crisis w ill be reached in the telegraphers’ strike within the next few days, according to tbe expectations of Chicago operators. Announcement to this effect was made today by Frank Likes, chairman of the local strike committee, at a meeting. Mr. Likes declined to disclose fully his reasons for making this statement, but from other sources it was learned that the operators are expecting that some sort of an offer w ill be received from the companies within a short time. In view of the determined stand taken by both corporations against dealing with the strikers collectively, this report was viewed with skepticism in many quarters. It Is said that many of the strikers would be willing to return to work up on the promise that they be given free use of typewriters and a moderate wage increase. Recognition of the union, it is declared, would not be Insisted upon. The statement of Mr. Likes concern ing a possible crisis was made during a dispute concerning the advisability of holding a strikers’ meeting tomorrow. D O G S SM U G G LE IN O PIU M . Customs Officials Make Unlqus Dis covery Near Blaine, Wash. Beattie, Aug. 26.— One of the moat clever methods of smuggling silk and opium Into the United 8tates from British Columbia yet known haa been discovered by customs officers at Blain«, Wash., on the international boundary line. Trained dogs were used to carry on the busineas[aad the caetoma officers believe that hundreds of ponnds of the contraband drug have been brought into this country in that manner. As a result of the discovery by the officers Thomas Smith is in custody awaiting trial on a charge of smuggling. Tbe first inkling that dogs were used for smuggling came a few days ago when Officer Lane, of the Bellingham station, shot a dog which he saw run ning through the thick timber near Blaipe. The canine was loaded down with a leather saddle in which was found three pounds of opium and a package of silk. Where the dog came from and where he was going were mysteries which the officials at once began to ferret out. The officers took a coon dog with them to the boundary line where the first canine) waa seen. For three days they waited before another dog came along with a pack saddle on its back. This time there were three dogs loaded down with the drug. The men let them pass, and then, with the aid of the coon dog, they traced them to an old ehack near Blaine. The officers afterwards arrested Smith on a charge of smuggling. Philadelphia, Aug. 27.— "T b e anti canteen law ought to be repealed, but there is little proepect that congress w ill do anything with it for a good while,” t said General Frederick D. Grant, in an interview at W illow Grove park. "Politicians do not care to antagonize the extreme Prohibition element. Congress sees, I think, that it has made a mistake, but it is a hard thing to go back now.” The genera) made this statement in answer to an inquiry as to what he JUDG E SEARS DEAD. thought would bis the outcome of the agitation for the repeal of the law abol ishing the canteen in the army. Member o f Ststa Circuit Court for Multnomah County. NO ARBITRATION, TH EY SAY. 8mall and the Telegraph Companies Agree on One Point. New York, Aug. 27.— President Small declared today that arbitration of the telegraphers’ strike was at present out of the question, and added that the strikers were prepared to remain out two months. He Faid the executive board of the American Federation of Labor would’shoitly consider the Fede ration’s relation to the strike. Small asserted that the companies’ conditions were worse than when the strike began, and that half of the Western Uinon force here failed to report for work after Friday, when double pay was abolished. Superintendent Brooks, of the West ern Union, said: “ Our company w ill have nothing to clo with Small or his union. W hile we aie willing to consider individual cases of the men who struck under pressure, the agitators who engineered this situation w ill not be re-employed under any circumstances.” as those raised in the most favored por tion of California are grown at the town home of Mrs. E. F. Lucas, in Mon mouth. Specimens of the fruit were brought to Dallas by Mrs. Martha Coe- per, who had been visiting in the nor mal echcol town. The figs were of de licious flavor and were far superior to the California fruit usually lound in the Oregon markets. Sirs. Lucas’ tree is seven years old, the cutting having been brought from California in 1900. The tree is making a luxuriant growth and baa already reached a height of 12 feet. Three crops of fruit are borne each year. The specimens brought to Dallas by Mrs. On Varga o f Another Strike. Cosper included ripe and green fruit Chicago, Aug. 27.— Chicago is on the of the second crop and half grown fruit verge of another packing house team of the third crop. The tree haa been sters’ strike, with the customary attend in bearing four years. ant rioting and disorder. When the queetion of wage settlement came up a Good Money in Peach Crop. week or more ago, a committee of arbi Shipments of early Crawford peaches tration was appoinetd and the matter from Roeeburg this year w ill aggregate was considered settled. The commit a total of nearly 20,000 boxes. This is tee, however, has been unable to agree the estimate given by E. P. Drew, who and at tonight’s meeting the offer of is handling the shipments of the local the packers to increase the pay of the fruitgrowers’ association, whose mem men one per cent was rejected. They bership embraces nearly all of the demand one and a half all a'OJnd and peach growers in that vicinity. other concessions. Growers have realized good prices for their product. Peaches of average size Davelop Mexican Oil l and. and quality brought fom 65 to 66 cents New York, Aug. 27.— Arrangements per box, while those of higher grade have been com pie toil for the organiza brought as high as $1.26 per box. tion of a $50,000,000 American syndi After deducting transportation charges, cate, according to an announcement these prices left the growers s neat pnblished today, which plane to de margin of profit. Moat o f the fruit velop several m illion acres of oil lands was marketed In Portland. in Mexico. I t is the purpose to ship the product to Central and Booth N e v e r H e a r d e f H im . America, also to Europe and Africa, in Sunday 8ch ol Teacher—Gerald, you competition with the Standard Oil know one of BunyaD'a characters is company. The syndicate w ill take “ Heart’» Ease." don't you? Little Boy— No. ma'am, bat if he hed over the Mexiran Petroleum company, bunions be couldn't have bad much which owns approximately 1,000,000 acres of land. heart's aaae. Tbs agreeable visitor, says Judge, smiled upon the son o f tbe bousa and •a id : “ Willie, If you recite that poem your mother taught you. I ’ll give you a penny.” "Not likely! I can get a alckel any where for not reciting It,” W illie re plied. __________________ U X 1 THE O L IT I T A S T I C H AN GE LOOKED FOR. Develop San Juan Harbor. Ban Juan, P. R., Aug. 27.— The boards of trade, chambers of commerce, bnsinecs representatives and army and navy officers attended the conference called by Governor Port to discuss the plans for the dredging of the harbor here. A committee was appointed, con sisting mainly of representatives of transportation companies, to report on the matter, and their findings w ill be sent to the War department. An army engineer w ill confer with committee. “ I f these trousers don't fit.” said Mr. Meekun, "my wifs will send me back with them.” "Why. I anppoeed they were for you,” Canada Would Chock Brown Flood. said the tailor, wrapping them op. Ottawa, Ont., Ang. 27.— The Domin ion government la negotiating with Caaapleaaaa A ira a ta c a . Japan to restrict the number of Japan- “ Johnny,” mid hit grandfather, “ yon immigrants coming into Canada. linger too long at the table. I don’t harry with my meals, and yet I finish my The existing arrangement provides for dinner before you are half through with the yearly admission of 500 from Jspan, but this nnmher is multiplied yours.” “ Huh 1" exclaimed Johnny, with his many times by arrivals from Honolulu. mouth full. " Y o u '« had sixty years' It Is proposed to lim it the number to man practice la mtla' than I have.“ 500 from any port. Portland, Aug. 26.— Judge Alfred F. Sears, Jr., of the State Ciriult court, ODe of the foremost jurists of Oregon, died of apoplexy at his residence, 690 EaBt Madison street, shortly before 4 o'clock yesterday morning. Death was altogether unexpected, for not the slightest warning to members of the family foretold the end. The funeral ill be held Tuesday. Judge Sears was in his usual health Saturday. He wae about the city, and to many of his friends and associates seemed in the best of spirits. H ere- tired about' 10 o’clock Saturday night, rather earlier than usual, and it was not until Mrs. Sears stepped into his room at 4 o ’clock to see if he was sleep ing well, that it was known he had passed away. Dr. A. J. Giesy was immediately called, but the judge was pajt all med ical aid. He had ceased breathing when found by Mrs. Sean, and the opinion of the physician is that he had died but a short tim e before. No scund was heard from his room, and this leads to the belief that the end was peaceful and painless. Was It Pint o f Socialists? St. Petersburg, Aug. 26.— A t today’s session of the court martial trying per sons charged with complicity in the plot against the czar discovered in May, Lieutenant Colonel Spiradovich, chief of the TBarkoe-Selo gendarmes, raised the queetion whether the Social Revo lutionary party was responsible for the plot or it was the work of irresponsible individuals. He said that after the dissolution of the douma the Social revolutionists met in Finland and de- n runoed party delegates who d< olared the party had no connection with it. Bank Notes From tho Boa. Berlin, Ang. 26.— A package of bank notes of the National Provincial bank of England recently was washed up on the beach of the Island of Foehr, off the Schleswig-Holstein coast, and found by a workman on his way to hie fac tory. I t is supposed, as no owner has appeared to claim them, that they be longed to a passenger on the ill fated Berlin, which went down off tbe Hook of Holland. The notes have been de- poeited in the safe keeping of the po lice. If unclaimed In nine months they w ill be handed over to the finder. H a b it o r S m o k ln a M e x ic a n C l g a n G r o w « o o th o S m o k o r. “ It has always been a matter of sur prise to me,” said a traveler quoted 111 tie Washington Star, “ that Mexican ctgara aud tobacco have uot attracted tbe American taste, Inasmuch as we are a nation of smokers. “ I make periodical trips to our sla ter republic, and although you might think It was the back-eyed aenorltaa which first attracted me lu tbe laud ot perpetual suuahiue, It wasn't; It wus the big black cigars that cau be bought •o cheaply, from the American point of view. There are hut few places In this country In the cltle* where you can get a real Mexican cigar, though If you ask tor such some salesmen will hand out the Porto Rico article of toll ed tobacco leaf without cracking a smile. ’— “ Mexican tobacco has a flavor pecu liar to Itself aud unlike that of tbe real Havana; It Is more bitter, ami perhaps some men would call It rank, compared with the Cuban product 1 have always likened the taste for the Mexican cigar unto that for the olive — It la acquired, aud once acquired It seems to stick. Tbe best Mexican cigars come from the province o f Vera Crux, just aa the best flavored Cuban tobacco comes from a comparatively circumscribed area near the city oi Havan In Cuba. The higher grade Vera Crux cigars, to my mind, have a very fine flavor, aud they are com paratlvely cheap, a good smoke selling for 6 cents each, while the price of cigars In Mexico ranges from 2 cents upward. “ Although Mexican tobacco la very- dark, I have not found It as strong or as hard upon the nerves aa the dark maduro cigars of Cuban m ake; It seeim to be drier, and, although black, U not so strong. This Is perhaps due to soli Influences. It was thought when Porto Rico wus made an American poa session that the tobacco and cigars from that Island would make heavy In roads upon tbe domestic and the Cuban products. Although the Porto Rican product Is now well sold throughout this country, It has Its Own particular clientele amoug smokers, for that to bacco, like the Mexican, Is very dark and o f a flavor peculiar to Itself. It is much more bitter than the Cuban leaf, which, like Its color, Is no doubt also due to the soil In which it Is grown, and It does not have that peculiar sul generis aroma which accompanies the Cuban article. “ A very fine combination and very hard to obtain may be made of Mexi can filler with a Havana wrapper. This combination gives an Individual flavor, which, when once enjoyed aud striking tbe fancy o f the confirmed smoker, hns first call over all other tobacco com binations. It may be that the experi ments with Cuban tobacco seed In some o f the Southern States In soli which the agricultural department has declar ed bears an affinity to the original Cu ban soil will produce In a generatlou or so tobacco as well flavored as the real Cuban product, but I think the question of the orlglnul soil and cli matic Influences caunot be so easily- solved. In the meantime we will smoke and w a it” M c a iln s o f -C a lib e r .” All who have to do with firearms know that the word “ caliber” refers to the diameter of the bore of a shoot ing piece. Thus a pistol of 22-callber means one In which tbe bullet Is of twenty-two one hundredths of an Inch In diameter, while 43-callber menus one with a diameter of forty-five one hun dredths. There Is, however, a more extended use of the word, which Is un derstood by comparatively few people outside of army and navy circles and gunmakers. "A OO-callber 0-lnch gun," says a naval man, “ means one that Is fifty times six Inches, or twenty- five feet long, the length of the bore. In the tame way a 10.45 pistol means one the barrel o f which Is ten time« the diameter, or four and a half Inches long. This nomenclature Is found con venient because tbe shooting qualities ot a place depend In some measure on the ratio of Its length to Its diame ter.”— Philadelphia Record. B ab y*. S h are of B la a ia . Sba had been fitted tor two gown«, the total cost of which was nearly $ 000 . “ Now,” she aald to the saleswoman. “ I want you to do me a favor.” "Certainly," was the prompt re sponse. The customer colored deeply. “I want you to make out the bill partly tor gowns for me and partly tor baby dresses and a baby's cloak.” Tha saleswoman was used to the Whtma of fashionable women, but this was something she was a little alow In comprehending. The customer ex plained. “ You see,” she aald, “ my husband la vary food o f our baby, and If ha see» that the bill la partly tor dresses for her—well, be won’t mind no much.”— Chicago Inter Ocean. Aa A n sw ered P ra y e r. " I sent my little girl,” writes a cor respondent, “ to the butcher’s with 50 cents to buy some steak. She came borna 10 cents abort In change and was sent back tor tbe miming coin. Pres ently tha butcher’s boy called with the dime and explained that hla employer had found ont his mistake, although they had seen nothing of my little daughter. Tbe time went on, and I felt anxlona until I heard her tinging merrily In the garden. 'Did you go hack to tbe butcher's?* I asked. ‘No, mother. It la such a long way, so I asked God to «end tor the dime. lia i It not come yet?" " Four Shot In Holdup. Billings, Mont., Aug. 26.— Four men were shot, one fatally and one maimed for life, in an attempted holdup this morning at Huntley, one of the govern ment townsites on^the recently opened Huntley irrigation project. Six Flnna and one American were sleeping In a box car when they were awakened by an order to hold np their hands. The C e itia te u . Finns refused and the robbers opened An Irish lad on the east aide was fire. Three Finns and one robber were obliged recently to seek treatment at wounded. a dispensary. On hla return home from the first treatment be waa met by this Sul tan’i Brother on Throno. Tangier, Ang. 26.— A courier from Inquiry from hla mother: "An' what did tha doetbor man my Morocco City confirma tbe reports that tha sultan's brother waa proclaimed waa tha matter wld your eye?" snltan August 16, and aaaumed tha “ Ha aald there waa some furrln sub throne. The new rattan declare« his stance In I t ” intention o( appointing another brother "Share!” exclaimed the old woman, kalif of Fes, and then proceed to take with an I-told-yara-ao air, “now, maytie. command of the Moorish forces betieg- yell kapa away from thlm Eyetallsn ing Caaa Blanca. hoyal SKIN DISEASES HUMORS IN TH E BLO O D W hen the blood is pure, fresh and healthy, the skin w ill be soft, smooth And free from blemishes, but when som e acid humor takes root in the circa* lation its presence is manifested by a skin eruption o r disease. These humors g et into the blood, generally because o f aa inactive or sluggish condition o f the members o f the body whose duty it is to collect and carry off the waste and refuse matter o f the system. T h is unhealthy m atter is left to sour aud ferment and soon the circulation becomes charged w ith the acid w ith a alight redness o f the skin followed b y pustules from which the™ flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itchin g is intense. I t is gen erally on the back, breast, face, arms and legs, though other porta o f the body m ay be affected. In Tetter the akin dries, cracks and bleeds; the acid in the blood dries up the natural oils o f the skin, which are intended to keep it soft and pliant, causing a dry, feverish condition and g iv in g it a hard, leathery appearance. Acne makes its appearance on the face in tha I suffered w ith £ o . . m . for forty P !m Pl<* and black heads, w h ile years and could find nothin» to * sonasis comes in scaly patches on diner- th alteh- o f tlie body One o f the worst in »a n d burning: pustules would Form s o f skin trouble i3 Salt R heum ; its f?vorite p °int ° f * tU c k * * the 8 cAlpd the akin aad when scratched off sometimes causing baldness. Poison Oak i ? d Iv y are also disagreeable types of »U n lo n g y e a r s I w a a a fflic te d , w h e n i n e e d s . 8 . 0 . X found a hot disease. T h e humor producing the trouble per- lies dormant in the blood through the W inter to break out and torment the .m y r e t u r n 0. H . EV A N S , sufferer w ith the return o f Spring. T h e best S t o c k m a n , XTob. treatment fo r all skin diseases is S. S. S. It neutralizes the acids and removes the humors so that the skin instead o f being irritated and diseased, is nourished by a supply o f fresh, healthy blood. E xternal applications o f salves, washes, lotions, etc., while they soothe the itchin g caused by akin affections, can never cure the trouble because th ey do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down in to the circulation and iorces out every particle o f foreign m atter and restores the blood to ita normal, pure condition, thereby perm anently curing every form o f skin affection. Book on Skin Diseases and an y medical advice desired sent irea to a ll who write. S. S. S. is fo r sale at all first class drug stores. ___ ____ cover o f .................. 1 tha troubla. S a S .S . PURELY VEGETABE THC SWIFT SPCCIHC CO., ATLANTA, GAm, Tim e T ab le, for Clothes. “ I was walking on Pennsylvania avenue In Washington one day at high noon when a ‘nigger’ loomed up on my horizon coming rapidly toward me,” said a well-known negro comedian. “ He was wearing the most outlandish outfit I ever saw on u human being, on or off the stage. His trousers were trayed aud torn above his sboetops. He wore a musk-colored woolen shirt, a celluloid collar and a tattered sack coat. On hla head was a sombrero which looked aa If several dogs had been trying to pull It to pieces. But tbe crowning effort waa a new and Im maculate full dreaa vest. He had pull ed back his coat and shoved his thumbs luto tbe armholes of that vest. As be came sailing before tbe wind he certainly was the most comical fig ure I ever saw. I couldn't resist the temptation to stop him. “ ‘Look here,’ I said, ‘what do you meau by api>ear!ng at tbls time of day In such t dress? Don't you know that you're de trop?' “ 'De wbat— what's that?' “ 'Don’t you know that you’ re de trop?' I repeated, ‘that it Isn’t permis sible to appear In-full dress before 6 o’clock in the evening?’ “The darky drew himself up very proudly. “ ‘Look heah,’ he said. ‘I'll have you to know that I don't ’low nobody to make time tables tor my cloas.' ’’— Kansas City Times. CASTOR IA f o r Infanta and Children. T h a P r a m r C a ttla o f l i n n . The Samoan Islands are tbe natural habitat of the moat diminutive apactea of variety of the genus boa now known to tbe naturalist. The average weight of tbe males of these llllputlan cattla seldom exceeds 200 pounds, tbe aver age being not greater than 150 pounds. Tbe females usually average about a hundred pounds larger and are very “ stocky” built, seldom being taller than a Merino sheep. These dwarf cattle are nearly all of the same color — reddish mouse color, marked with white. They have large heads as compared with their bodies, and their borna are of exceptional length. C IT C St- Vitos' Pence in a il l R crvoai D lim m l l I a permanently cored by l>r. K llo e 'l Oreel Nerve Reetnrer. Heed air KHKK |2trlll botU« end treetlw. Dr. a . iL K lIo e , Dd., 1U1 Arch SL. Fblle-.Pfc Preeanttoae e f Old Tim e Doetere. It was formerly the practice among physicians to carry a cane having a hollow bend, the top of which waa gold pierced with holes like a pepper box. Tbe top contained a email amount o f aromatic powder or of snuff, and on entering the house or room where a disease supposed to be Infectious pre vailed the doctor would strike hla cane on the floor to agitate the powder and then apply It to hla nose; hence all the old prints of physicians represent them with canes to their noses. Mothers w ill And M rl. W inslow 's S oothing Syrup the best rem edy to uae lo t th eir ch ildren du rin g th e teeth in g period. P a s s iv e . Bill— Did you say he has horse h u m ? Jill— No; why, he hasn’t even got mula sense. I never knew him to kick In bis life!— Yonkers Slatesman. The Kind You Have Always Bought p A m ü i S S f l hlSTISTR Y Bears tha Signature Th « W o rd E tiq u e tte . The very high sounding word eti quette bad a very humble origin, for etiquette meant simply a label. It re ceived Its present slgnlflcatloa from the fact that a Scotch gardener who laid out the grounds at Versailles for Louis X iV . waa much annoyed at the courtiers walking over his newly made paths, and at length had labels placed to Indicate where they might pass. At first these labels were not attended to. but a bint from high quarters that In future the walks of the courtiers must be within the “etlquettea” or label« waa promptly attended to. T o keep within the etlquettea became the cor rect thing. The meaning of the phrase waa afterward widened. M a .lc a l N o te s. The young man who waa batter posted on baseball than on opera was rather out of his element In the gather ing of Intensely musical folk, yet he managed to keep himself and others cheerful. “ I see that they played ‘Parsifal’ In Bayreuth yesterday,” commented tbe long-haired person with the newspaper. “ Did they? 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