J % 0 en?. REAL TRIALIS BEGUN A . H air Dressing Haywood Jory Is Completed and Oath Administered. Nearly every one likes a fine hair dressing. Something to make the hair more manage able; to keep it from being too rough, or from splitting at the ends. Something, too, that will feed the hair at the same time, a regular hair-food. Well-fedhairwillbestrong,and will remain where it belongs— on the head, not on the combi INDICTMENT READ TO PRISONER N early AH F a rm e rs , W ell P a st Middla Age — D efense D issatisfied e t Lack o t Union M an. T h e b e e t k in d o f a t e s t im o n ia l — “ S o ld tor o re r s i x t y y e a r s . “ a : i/ers by J. C. A _____________ y * r Co., L o ’ « U . A I M ------- u “ b otu “■ rars o f SARSAPARILLA. PILLS. CHERRY PECTORAL. T h e D ie t in g R n lin a e e , The dieting fad prevails to such an extent In England that numbers of well known hostesses have put their beads together and drawn up a declar ation of Independence, This sent out with all lnvltutlous to country houses reads thus: “ I am sorry to appear In hospitable, but my housekeeper and cook cannot arrange to cater for any guest who Is obliged to d ie t” The food fuddist, It seems, has become no end of a nuisance In other people's houses, and though the hostesses might be willing to endure It, the servants have risen In revolt. Complications arise when It Is necessary to feed at the same table the carnivorous, the gramnivorous and the frugivorous.— Buffalo Commercial. R e tu rn in g P ro o f, o f L o re . Boise, Idaho, June 4.— Twelve men to try William D. Haywood for his life on the charge that he murdered ex-Gov- ernor Frank 8teunenberg have been chosen and bound by oath to honestly deal the law ’s justice between state and prisoner. Haywood has heard the in dictment charging him with the crime and today, after the state has recited its case and made promise of proof, the first chapter of the sickening tale of the Caldwell crime will be retold. The wearisome work of jury selec tion ended quickly and unexpectedly Monday morning. The court room hushed to silence as the 12 men rose in their places and, facing the clerk’s desk on the left, raised their right hands in solemn asseveration of their pledge to do exact justice by the accus.ed. It was an im pressive scene and there came another two hours later, when after the mid day recess Haywood listened to the reading of the indictment against him self, Moyer, Pettiboue and Simpkins. Haywood had come to the court room whitened somewhat iu color from his illness of Saturday, but as the clerk walked iu front of the jury box and began reading the indictment a little tide of blood came up along his neck and spread over his cheeks. His wife and daughters sat at his side during the brief afternoon session at which the indictment was read. Haywood talked with them and hisN counsel after the statement was read and then, as he rose to return to his cell, smiled a friendly greeting at a friend sitting near the end of the bench. “ I received a lot of rejected manu scripts to-day,” said Tltmarsh. "Did you?” replied his friend. “ I had no Idea you had ambitions to shine •s an author.” DINAN IS IN D IC TE D . “ Not exactly that,” said Tltmarsh. "You see, my girl and I quarreled, and ahe returned all my letters.” —Tlt-Blta. A ccusad o f T rying to S u b v e rt Law by S eeing P ro sp ec tiv e J u r o r s . An E a r ly B e g in n e r , Smith— Jlmson Is certainly a pro gressive Individual. Jones — Progressive! Why, he’s downright lazy. Smith—Well, he's progressive enough to have spring fever long before win ter ends. __________________ E x tra v a g a n c e No B ar. He knew she was extravagant* but he had the nerve to propose, neverthe- less. “ Why do you want to marry me?” she asked after the manner of her sex. “ I'm afraid I ’ll acquire a bank ac count If I don’t,” he explained. N o th in g bnt th e T ro th . “ All the big berries are at the top of this box, I suppose?” remarked the s a r c a s tic c u s to m e r . “ Oh, no, ma'am,” replied the truth ful dealer. “ Most of 'em are at the top o f the other boxes" San Francisco, June 4.— The grand jury late last evening filed with Dis trict Attorney Langdon a formal com plaint against Chief of Police Jeremiah F. Dinan, charging him with wilful and corrupt misconduct in office in that he subverted the law in endeavoring to secure the acquittal of a defendant without the knowledge of the District Attorney. The defendant in the case was Mayor Schmitz and the investiga tion by the grand jury grew out of the accusation of Assistant District Attor ney Francis J. Hcney that Dinan had attempted to tamper with the tales men drawn for the jury which is to try the Mayor on a charge of extortion. Dinan was accused by Mr. Heney of having detailed some of his officers to interview prospective jurors in the in terest of Schmitz. The chief practi cally admitted having detailed men to shallow some of the men on the venire, but declared that he did so because he wanted to see that no improper person got on the jury. STRIKE. CA LLED O F F , POLAND CHINA HOGS Pigs old enough to wean to bred sown o f up to*date breeding. Ped igree furnished with every pig sold. W rite me your wants. A. L. SWAGGART, ATHENA. OREGON z ' N The Portland Tile and Mantel Co. VI ill be glad to g iv e you particulars about its beautiful Ceramic, Mosaic, Enameled and Encaustic Tile, w holesale and retail. W rite today. JAMES C. BARKER, Prop. ^I^Marquaw^Bldg^ ^^PorUond^Onegoi^ ------------------------------------ THE DAISY FLY KILLE 1 destroys a ll the flies and affords com fort to every home—in dining room, sleeping room and every place w here flies are troublesome. Clean, neat and ________________________________ w ill not soli o r " in ju re anything. . them once and yon w ill never he without them, not kept by dealers, sent prepaid fo r 20c. HAAOLD 8 0 MEKB, 140 DsKalb A vs., Brooklyn. H. Y. Eni P A IN L E S S * T ^ E N T IS T R Y S m U s Before Paris, June 4__ The extended strike of the seamen has virtualaly come to an end, with the capitulation of the strikers, who are expected to resume work at the home and colonial points immediately. Captain Lapere, one of the strikers* delegates, conveyed the information to Minister of Marine Thomson at a late hour last night. He informed M. Thomson that the strike committee assembled in Paris had tele graphed the following message to all ports: ‘ ‘ The delegates have been in confer ence with the Minister of Marine and the naval committee of the Chamber of Deputies. The Minister has aban doned the prosecution of deserters, and he has requested the navigation com panies to reinstate all the officers and men. The members of the naval com mittee assured the delegates that M. Thomson’s proposition in the matter of pensions would be improved. The dele gates, therefore, immediately proposed that the strike cease.** G old Crowns, |3; B rid ge W o rk , per tooth, f t ; Plates. £6 ; « li v e r F illin gs, 60c; Gold F illin gs, »1. TALE DENTISTS PO R TLA N D , OREGON M AKE YOUR HOME TIES H A P P IE R P u t T ies O n S . P . T ra c k San Jose, Cal., June 4— An attempt to wreck the early morning train be tween this city and San Francisco was thwarted yesterday by the fortunate discovery, shortly before 5 o ’clock, of a large pile of ties on the Southern Pa cific track, at a point near Santa Clara. Also a rail had been loosened, and had not the discovery been made just in time, a frightful wreck almost certainly would have resulted. Officers are busy in an attempt to run down the criminal and two arrests have been made, the men in custody being tramps. O n e Ktiled; Many Injured. TH E REMEDY! San Antonio, Texas, June 4.— One man was instantly killed and a score of persons injured, some of them fatally, by the wrecking of east bound passenger train No. 8 two miles west of Lozier, a small station on the South ern Pacific. The derailment was the re sult either of train wreckers or defec tive steel, though the positive cause has not been determined. The train was dashing along at a speed of from 35 to 45 miles an hour when the derailment occurred. Every car on the train was derailed, two of them turning over. B eef G oes U p In C hicago. A. B. CHASE PLAYER-PIANO D obs not enlarg* the Instrument or ehange atyle of eaae; mechanism all below keyboard; operates piano action abetrect direct, and precisely as regular piano keys do, seen ring the same expression as the artist can by hand; can be entirely removed from the piano in flee minutes’s time, and that without tha use of a screw driver. W rit« for F tw Booklet SHERMAN, CLAY & CO. VMiMt Was*. LE T D8 A L L LAU G H . O p e n s F irs on U nionists W ho W srs Following Him A bout. San Francisco, June 3. — W. A Forgey, a strike breaker iu the employ of the United Kailroads, was shot and fatally wounded at Van Ness avenue aud Turk street at 11 o ’clock Saturday night by Special Officer W. J. Blom berg, of the Humane Society. Forgey opened fire on a crowd of strike sym pathizers who had recognized him and a companion as strike breaking carmen, and who had pursued the two men for several blocks. Blomberg took up the chase, attempt ing to arrest Forgey, and returned the latter’s fire with fatal results. During the fusillade Thomas Stack, a structural ironworker, was shot in the leg. Forgey is dying at the Central Emergency Hospital. The cars of the United Railroads started at 6 o ’clock in the morning and the service was continued until 8:30 at night. This time, it is said, will be gradually extended by the end of next week, when full service, with the ex ception of the owl runs, will have been resumed. The owl cars will not be laced in operation for some time. The 'illmore-street extension was started yesterday, so that every line in the city reconstructed since the fire was run ning, 225 cars being operated, and, in cluding students, about 600 men were employed on them. Travel, as heretofore, increased yes terday, and the receipts were larger than on any other day since the strike began. The company is carrying more than 150,000 passengers a day, and it is believed by the officials that this num ber will grow rapidly when the hours of service are extended. P JO K E S FRO M THE P E N S O F VA. R IO U S H U M O R ISTS. P I. . . . a t In c id e n t. O c c a rrta * W o r ld O x . r - t e ; i i K * t h a t fn l to O ld or Xoong tio n . th a t T o . W ill th . Arm C k t t r Fanny (t a le e - K n J o j. " I took your pulse this morning.” ■aid the learned physician, aa he be gan to arrange hi. queer-looking ap paratus, "and now I bare come to take your heart.” “Too late, doctor," laughed the con valescent young man. “That pretty trained nurse took It an hour ago.” L o r e W i l l K in d . W ap. “Give me a kiss,” aald the lovelorn youth. “Impossible,” replied the beautiful girl. “I promised mamma I would never klaa any man on the face of the earth.” “On the face of the earth? W ell— er— let’s go down in the subway.” A V iv id Pen P io t a re . SEATTLE. Vafc. PMTLM. *rt#ss Chicago, June 4. — Higher prices for all grades of beef are in prospect, and steaks and roasts are to cost the con sumer more money. The enforcement of the rule by the big Chicago packers that incoming cows and heifers must be sold to them only subject to post mortem examination is causing the trou ble, and the deadlock which has been in force between the commission men and the packers during the past week promises to hold on indefinitely. Troops H Id Ready, Marseilles, June 4.— The steamer Isly, having o n board a crew of blue jackets, was unable to leave port Hun , dav because the officers of the vessel refused to navigate her. All the troops 'are confined to barracks in readiness to suppress disturbances. R a is e d b y N e c e s s ity . “Jedge," panted the perspiring con stable, as he led tbe begoggled motor ist before tbe Bacon Kldge bar of Jus tice, “I charge this here city chap with violating the speed law and making Jed Oatley'a mules run away." “That so?" drawled tbe Judge. "W al, neighbor, I reckon I ’ll have to flne yeou $5.” “An', Jedge," hastened the constable, “don’t forget that tbe court Is sadly in need of pens an’ paper an' the desk needs painting an’ the walls need whitewashing.'' "That so! W al, then I Increase yeour flne, neighbor, to flO ." "A n ' Jedge, don’t forget that city drummer beat ua out of a month's flnes an' fees playing cards last night, thar ain't a plug of tobacco in the whole crowd o f court ofllcers.” “Gosh an’ hemlock! Mister What'a- your-name, yeou are fined $25 an' coats. Lord bless the automobile, after a ll!” N o t F a t a l , b a t S e r io u s . Thingumbob— See here! I saw Hen- peck In the street to-day. McJlgger— Well ? Thingumbob— Well, you told me yes terday that he was a victim of a mor tal combat McJlgger— Not at all. I said “mar ital combat”— Phlledalphla Press. M issouri C o rp o ra tio n C onvicted Violating A nti-trust L aw s. of Mr. Hundredweight (who la visiting the old homestead)— M y! my I How Austin, Texas, June 3.— A jury has them young pigs remind me of when I found the Waters-Pierce Oil Company wag little. of Missouri guilty of violating the anti trust laws of Texas, convicted it of hav ing entered the state by fraud, fined it $1,623,960 and granted the prayer of the state for ouster proceedings. The defense has filed a motion for a new trial and the case will be taken to the Federal courts. The state filed a petition w*ith District Judge Brooks for the appointment of a receiver, also an injunction tdrestrain the company from moving any of its property from the state. The judge granted a temporary injunction and set the receivership hearing for June 8. The trial has consumed three weeks in the District Court here and its con clusion is merely the beginning of a long legal battle. A t the outset of the proceedings the defense attempted to secure a change of venue, but not sue ceeding in that, vainly sought to se cure a judgment by default in order to hasten their course to the Federal courts. The basis of the controversy is the provision of the anti trust laws of 1899 and 1903. HAYW OOD IS ILL. The S cap egoat. “W as It an alienist who Invented the phrase ‘brainstorm?’ ” “Certainly not,” answered the scien tific man. “He would never have been content with such short words. He would have said “tempestos cerebri” or something of that kind.”— Washington Star. After the accident there was neces D i d n 't C o r o t o r T h o m . sity, of course, for fixing the blame. Hyker— According to this paper a “ It's a delicate matter," said the monkey owned by an Italian In New manager. "W as anybody killed?” York polishes shoes. “ Yes, the engineer." Pyker— Well, that may suit some “ Poor fellow. Well, a little blame people, but as for myself I'm not par won't hurt him any now.” — Philadel tial to monkey shines— Chicago N ew s phia Ledger. C l ic k mnd C liq u e . “ That new typewriter girl doesn't seem to make any Intimate friends" “ That's strange.” “ Yes. Typewriter girls are usually Identified with a clique.”— Cleveland Plain Dealer. I 'p A ffa t n .t Not Too P a r t ic u la r. Policemen— Did you want auny p’tle- lar hotel, youse? Reuben Corutoesel— Nah. I reckon a hotel what wuz tew p’tlckler wuddent hev us.— Judge. G lv in f tb e HU R E ST O R E D T O PU B L IC DOMAIN. M a tte r ot L o o k .. Saooe. Mary had a little lamb, You’ve heard this fact before; But have you heard she pasted her plate And had a little more? — Robert T. Hardy, Jr., In Llpplncott's. W aste ot E n e r g r . His W ife— Why Is It you never start up the phonograph any more, John? Yakima Land N ot N eeded fo r Irriga Her Husbnnd— There Is no harmony tion P ro je c t. In two talking machines running sim Washington, June 4.— Investigation ultaneously, my denr. and surveys under the Yakima irriga T h e G n llt r P a rty . tion project, Washington, having Little Willie— Say, pa, who la “Judge reached a point where the following de scribed lands, withdrawn from entry Lynch ?” September 12, 1905, is not believed to Pa— He's the chap who Invented the be essential to the development of the phrase “a limb of the law,” my son. project, the Secretary of the Interior has restored them to the public domain: A M «u s a g e to C a r o la . E. j T. 8 N .f R. 23 E., all sections 19 to 36, inclusive; T. 9 N., R. 23 E., all sections 19 to 36, inclusive; T. 9 N., R. 25 E., all sections 1 to 12, inclusive. This land will not become subject to settlement, however, until 30 days after such date as the Secretary of the In terior may prescribe by publication. Will Invade S a lv ad o r. Guatemala City, June 3__ The gov ernment declares that General Salvador Toledo, the Guatemalan revolutionist, who is about to undertake an active campaign against President Cabrera, is the author of the recent attempt upon “Maw says ahe wants a barrel o’ yar the president, as well as the instigator best flour.” of the assassination o f ex-president “All right, Willie. But I can't de Barillas, in Mexico City. His motive liver It till late this afternoon.” “Then me an' George'll take It with was jealousy. General Toledo is now making preparations with President Ze- ua She's in a hurry.” laya, o f Nicaragua, for an organized in vasion o f Salvador and Guatemala. T h e C r e s t y B a c h e lo r . R ussian P ria s ts Revolt. St. Petersburg, June 3.— A special session of the Holy Synod was held Saturday afternoon to try the five priests who refrained from attending the session of the Douma at which the resolution congratulating the Emperor on his escape from the plot against his life was passed. Letters from the priests announcing their refusal to leave the radical parties were read and caused great indignation among the old line ecclesiastics. It is announced that severe disciplinary methods will be adopted. U p G oes P ric e o f M eet 8t. Louis, June 3__ Consumers were required to pay advances Saturday ranging from 2 to 6 cents s pound for beef as a result of the contest between the packers and livestock dealers on account of the refusal of the packers to pay for cows and heifers until the Gov ernment inspection that follows killing. The advance to the consumer Saturday followed the rise of a pound on beef carcasses by the packers Friday. Pretender W ins Victory. Oran, Algeria, Jane 3__ Advices re ceived here from Moroeeo say that the troops of the pretender to the throne surrounded and annihilated the Sul tan’s uncle, and two Raids were killed and 300 women were captured. “You appear to be admiring my teeth,” aald the romantic maiden. “Ah, Indeed, I am admiring them,” replied the crusty bachelor. "Such white ivory la superb. I was Just thinking.” "And what were you thinking of?” “I was thinking what line billiard balls those teeth would moke If they were only as large as an elephant’s teeth.” And then the romantic maiden said the crusty bachelor was the meanest man she had ever met T w o H esep s. Little Bobby stood gazing at the an tics of the big Bactrlan camel. “Dadoua, mamma,” be whispered, “wbat makes him so angry to-day V "W hy. pet," exclaimed the stately lady,” I suppose Mr. Camel bat his back up about something.” Bobby noted the two projecting bumps. “ You mean both backs, don't you, mamma? Mr. Camol baa two backs'’ A C k a o g e o f S e e a t. Gunner— Hera la a beautiful old painting representing honeysuckle and Iliaca In full bloom. It la entitled T b e Scent of tbe Roadway.' ” Ouyar— Him 1 It Is out of date now. Gunner— W hy so? Guyer— Because tbe scent ot the roadway these days Is gasolina. CASTOR IA f o r Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears th e Signature o f L & a f/ X ¿<¿¿¿¿044 Too M uch. ‘“That man Helcerndolrt Is the moat ooncelted, Insufferable, vain, arrogant, Insolent, purseproud Individual that trammels the earth,” said tbe man with the automobile goggles. “Why, I heard that he towed your runabout In for you yesterday,” said the man with the gasoline on his coat “Towed it In ! Darn It ! he happened along in his big touring car when my little machine broke down and I ’ll be banged If be didn't rig up a derrick of some sort and awing my runabout Into his tonneau and haul It In!”— Judge. T b e O sp re y . D a u g h te r. M in t A lo a ff. Allusion Is often made, especially In fashion journals, to "osprey” feathers. Few words huve been more loosely handled about than this bird name. The Roman author Pliny’s “ossifraga" (bone breaker) has been Identified with the lammergeyer, a vulture that is reputed to break up bones too big for it to devour whole by dropping them from a height upon rocks. But both "osslfrage” and "osprey,” a newer form, came to be applied to quite at»- other bird, tbe fish hawk, which Is now the true "osprey.” Yet the “os prey” feathers— more properly egret feathers or aigrettes— do not come from this bird, but from the egret, or leaser white heron. Anxious Mother— How do you know that young man la In love with you? Has he told you so? Pretty Daughter— No, mamma ; but I know he Is from the way he looks at me when I am not looking at him. W ith It Mothers w ill And Mrs. W inslow 's Soothing Syrup the best rem edy to use fo r th eir ch ildren lu r in g the teeth in g period. Old Gotrox— But If my daughter marries you will she hare all the com Many Wild R um ors R egarding C ause forts to which ahe has been accus o f S udden C ollapse. tomed? Young De Broque— Well, It will he Boise, Idaho, June 3__ William D Haywood was seized with a sudden ill your fault If she hasn't. ness early Saturday morning and was unable to appear in court. His trial on the charge that he murdered ex-Gov- ernor Steunenberg was adjourned until Monday. Haywood responded quickly to treatment and by 9:30, when Judge Wood ordered a recess of court until 1:30, it was believed that the prisoner would be able to attend an afternoon session. He did attempt to dress, but the effort made him dizzy and ill, and he returned to bed. His counsel in formed the court that he would surely be able to be present Monday and an adjournment was taken until 11 o ’clock today. ____________________ C a r r y lu ff A la i It . Bleeker— You look worried, old man. Meeker— I have cause for worry. Bleeker— What’s the trouble? Meeker— My w ife says If I don't ac company her to the seashore this sum mer she'll stay at home. ■ t ill “ M l es n o ta tio n s . ** When Louis X V I. laid hla head be neath tbe guillotine, hla confeasor, Abbe Edgeworth, dismissed him from the world, so history tells, with “Son of Saint Louis ascend to heaven!” yet In reality be said nothing of tbe tort. The brave defiance, “The guard dies, but never surrenders,” attributed to Cambronne when, at Waterloo, the Im perial guard were ordered to throw down tbelr anna, has been shown to have been the fanciful c-eation of some historian's mind; and the saying, “Providence favors the stronger side,” or, as it has been corrupted, “God is on the aide with the heaviest artillery,” which has been attributed to Napoleon, really originated with writers of an tiquity. Cicero alludes to it as an “old proverb.” It would take volumes to contain all the blunders, small, large and Indif ferent, that historians have made, and the lamentable part of It Is that tbs old blunders are constantly being made over again. An elderly and most respectable looking man was recently brought be fore a magistrate, says the Londoa Telegraph, charged with unbecoming and hilarious conduct. When he was asked what be bad to say for himself, he mumbled something A -W a n te d E f f o r t . about “doing as the Romans do.” Absent-minded Professor — Dear, “ Very good,” returned the magis d e a r! How careless of m e! I forgot trate. “Continue to do as the Romans to notice whether that solution I swal do. Pay seven shillings sixpence!” lowed experimentally, yosterday, was poisonous or n ot— Puck. T o o S lm p lo . FIN ES OIL CO M PA N Y $ 1 ,6 2 3 ,0 0 0 . You Go Elsewher* EXAMINATIONS FREE M 7X F irst S treet D elegates o f F re n c h S eam en Advise Men to R eturn to W ork. STRIKEBREAKER USES GUN. R o o ffh T reatm en t. W illie— Pop gave me an awful shak- In' las' night. Tommie— Been bad? W illie— Nope. Good. Tommie— How'd he happen to shake you? Willie— He took me for an auto rids on some of the side streets.— Cleveland Plain Dealer. r i T O St. V itu s' D ance ana all N ervou s Diseases I l l u perm anently cured by Dr. K lin e 's Great fie r v e R estorer, «e n d fo r F R E E |2 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. R. H . K lin e , Ld., M l A rc h 8U, Pblla.,Pa. G ot W hat H o W a a fo d . Tat— Ol wlnt on a sthrolk far shorter hours last week. Mike— An’ did yez get ’em? Pat— Faith, an’ Oid dl thot. It’s m e O'Hagan— Ol have found tbe mao that bit me wld a brick as Ol was sllf as ain't workln’ at all now. O n ly D o i n g I d a D u t y . paasln’ tbe alley, Mr. Murphy. Mr. Murphy— And wbat did you do with him? O'Hagan— Nothin'. 'Twas all a mis take— the man was only doing his duty. He thought Ol was a constable in plain clothes__ Smiles. Al th e C lu b . Borem— I ’ve got a good Joke to tell you, old man. Knox— Say, kindly go over and tell It to Muggins, will you? Borem— What for? Knox— Ob, I've got a grudge against him ; that’s all. W o u ld W o rk E ith e r W e y. Not long ago a young man, most not ably unblessed with worldly goods, met and won a girl whose decided personal charms were In no wise lessened by the fact of her possessing fully enough to at least keep the wolf howling at a distance. "D o you know, Qeorge," she one day said softly. “I am almost sorry that 1 hare any money— not, of course, that 1 think you would love me tbe less, but— well----- ” “I am Dot, dearest," he replied, fond ly stroking her soft, brown hair. “You know I'd love you If you had not a pen ny, but I'm glad you have. You aee, I know that, should I die, you would be well provided for.” “But suppose I should die?” she whispered. "W ell, then, I ’d be well provided for, darling,” be answered, for be Is a prac tical young man. D a ig t r . “My wife's not oat of danger yet,” Said Jones, with anxious air. “How's that?” mid Smith, and Jones re plied : T h e doctors are still there!” — Lippi acott'A , W E PAY 4 % IN T E R E S T O b savings deposits ot a dollar or more, compounded twioe every year. It Is lust as easy to open a Barings Account v it a ns by Mall aa i f you lived next door. Bend for our free book let, “ Banking by M ail,” and learn full particulars. Address Oregon Trust & Savings Bank P ortlan d « O regon Sixth and Washington Sta. N a t H la H o a r . A Chicagoan was praising the late Marshall Field. “Mr. Field was a kindly man,” be said. “He spoke 111 of no one, and when his opinion was asked of a per son, and It was not a favorable opin ion, be would express it lu «uch a gen tle and quaint way that Its sting would be mostly lost. “Once at a dinner I praised the con versational talent of a man across the table. I said to Mr. Field: “ ‘Do you know him?’ “ ‘I hare met him,’ the other an swered. ” ‘Well, he Is a clever chap,’ I aald. ‘He can talk brilliantly for an hour at a stretch.' “ ‘Then, when I met him,’ aald Mr. Field, “it must have beeu the begin ning of the second hour.’ ” L ib e rty G one. Mrs. Asker— The leading man In the show we saw last week got married. After that he left tbe show and now he advertises In the dramatic paper that he is “at liberty.” Mr. Asker— H m ! I can’t see how he can be "at liberty” If he is married. A brochure is a small book, stitched, not bound, so named from the French “brocher.” to stitch. C L A SSIFIE D ADS N O TIC E —The fo llo w in g announcem ent« are from leading business men and Arms, and are w ell w orthy your carefu l reading. Th e list may contain juat the proposition you are look in g for. R E A L E ST A T E = * EAST GREENACRES The only tracts on the market where you can contract to sell your crop. Ten train « a day. Abundance of water. P rice 1150.00 per a c r e - easy paym ents—com e in or w rite for particu lars. BEECHER A TH O M P80N Spokane, W ashington. 110 Stevens QSMlln. C otta., a t Xrrt- t.uo. riu u W .U rloo WU1 D rill. B a ll! M pM tslly fo r a in the northwofft. ( u end f i s h i n g ___ W e oerry s large «took. W rite u «all your machin ery want«. W ell drillers' contract blanks free' RBIER80N M AC H IN IST COMPANY, 183-4-4 Mar- risen I t , Portland. Ora. S hocked. “Did you meet Miss Homer from Boston?” asked the hostess at the »well musleale. “She Is such an Intellectual young lady.” “I really can’t see where It comee In,” replied Mrs. Just rich. "She mlxee things up horrlblly." T o o M u ch L ik e W o rk . “Gracious! In what way?" Bibbs— Why is it so few men reach “Why, she asked me what I thought tbe top of the ladder? of the Sbakspeare-Bacon controversy. 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U. w No. 2 3 -0 7 H K N w r it in g to a d v e rtis e rs p leoeo m en tion th is paper. SKIN DISEASES HUMORS IN TH E BLO O D W h e n the blood is pure, fresh and healthy, the skin w ill be soft, smooth and free from blem ishes, but when som e acid hum or takes root in the circu lation its presence is manifested b y a akin eruption o r disease. These humors get into the blood, ge n erally because o f an inactive o r s lu g g is h condition o f the members o f the body w hose duty it is to collect and carry off the waste and refuse matter o f the system. T h is unhealthy matter is left to sour and ferment and soon the circulation becomes charged w ith the acid poison. Th e blood begins to throw off the humors and acids through the pores and glan d s of the skin, producing Eczema, Acne, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin eruptions o f various kinds. Eczema appears, u su a lly with a sligh t redness of the skin follow ed by pustules from w hich there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It is gen erally on the back, breast, face, arm s and legs, though other parts of the body m ay lie affected. In Tetter the skin dries, cracks and bleeds; the acid in the blood dries u p the natural o ils of the skin, which are intended to keep it soft and pliant, causing a dry, feverish condition and g iv in g it a hard, leathery appearance. A cn e makes its appearance on the lace in the form of pim ples and black heads, w h ile I s u ffe r e d w i t h E c z e m a f o r f o r t y r e a r s a n d c o u ld fin d n o t h i n * to Psoriasis comes in scaly patches on differ c u r e to . u n t i l I t r ie d 8. S . 8. I ent parts of the body One o f the worst s u ffe r e d i n t e n .e ly w i t h th e lto h - ln ff a n d b u r n i n g : p u s t u l e s w o u l d forms o f skin trouble is Salt R h eu m ; f o r m fr o m w h ic h t h e r e flo w e d s its favorite point o f attack is the scalp, s t ic k y flu id ; c r u s t s w o u l d c o m e o n Poison O ak tho a k i n a n d w h e n s c r a t c h e d o ff sometimes causing baldness. th e s k in w a s le f t a s r a w a s a p iece and Iv y are also disagreeable types of skin o f be a f. I s u ffe r e d a g o n y In the Th e hum or producing the trouble I o n * y e a r * I w a s a flllo t a d , b u t disease. w h e n I u s o d B. 8. A . I fo u n d a p e r lies dorm ant in the blood through the fect o u re . T h e r e h a s n o v e r b e e n W in te r to break out and torment the Suy retu rn o f t h . ^ r o u b ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ sufferer w ith the return o f S pring. T h e best S to c k m a n , N e b . treatment for all skin diseases is S. S . S. It neutralizes the acids and removes the humors so that the skin instead o f b ein g irritated and diseased, is nourished b y A su p p ly o f fresh, healthy blood. E xtern al applications o f salves, washes, lotions, etc., w hile they soothe the itching caused b y skin affections, can never cure the trouble because they do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes dow n into the circulation and forces ont every particle o f foreign matter and restores the blood to its normal, pure condition, thereby perm anently curing every form o f skin affection. Book on Sk in Diseases and a n y medical advice desired sent frea to All who write. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class d ru g stores. S.S.S. PURELY VEGETABE TH C M W irr S P C C in C C O ., A TL A N TA . 8 4 ,