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About The Estacada news. (Estacada, Or.) 1904-1908 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 6, 1906)
For T , DISCUSS RATE LAW Men and Shippers Urge PoorBlood Railroad Claims Before Commission. You can trust a m ed icin e tested 60 years I Sixty years o f experience, think o f that! Experience with A yer’s Sar saparilla; the original Sarsa parilla; the strongest Sarsapa rilla ; the Sarsaparilla the doc tors endorse for thin blood, weak nerves, general debility. MORE TIME TO FILE TARIFFS Railroad Shippers Favor It. But n m this irTftnit old modlclno ran not do tt, boat work if tlio IWor I. Inoctlva and the bowela constipated. For the beet poeeible ro- J l* k* la ia llre doees of A rer’a PV..* u k lllt the ftaraeparllla. The [lea, will quickly reapoud, and ao will the bowela. Mads by j . 0 . A yer Co.. Lowell, Maes. ▲Iso manufiMturers o f - . - > A 11/ers s î u 8 *1 « VKM*. W H O O W N S T H E N O R T H LA N D 8 T «a c a llo * S o m e w h a t A c w d e a a le , V e r y la t e r e a t la g . bat The voyage of the Canadian govern ment cruiser Arctic to the far north suggests for consideration the ques tion of the ownership of some far northern lands. For many years ex plorers of various nationalities, Brit ish, American, Scandinavian and others, have ventured Into the frozen wilderness lying between the dominion of Canada and the north pole, and have there discovered lands hitherto un known, and have named them and planted flags upon them. There has been much International rivalry In the work of elaborating the arctic map and o f pushing on toward the pole. But there has been little thought In the minds of the adventurers or In that of the public of the delimitation of In ternational boundaries In the realms of paleocrystlc Ice and eternal snow. But now the Canadian government brings that thought to mind In the Intimation that the dominion extends clear to the north pole, and that all the lands which have been discovered and explored in those regions, no matter by whom, are under the British flag. Academically, the question Is some what complicated, and might form the subject of Interminable argument. There are those who hold that discov ery and exploration give title to new lands, while others Insist that title is not perfected without actual occupation and permanent settlement. But how I f the lands In question are not fit for or susceptible of settlement?— New York Tribune. WORN TO A SK E LE TO N. A Wonderful Restoration Caused a Sensation In a Pennsylvania Town Mrs. Charles M. Preston of Elkland, Pa., says: "T hree years ago I found that my housework was becoming a burden. I tired easi ly, had no ambition and was fading fast. My complexion got yellow, and I lost over 50 pounds. My thirst was terrible, and there was sugar in the kidney secre- ____ tions. My doctor kept me on a strict diet, bnt as his medicine was not helping me I began using Doan's Kidney Pills. They helped me at once, and soon all traces of sugar disappeared. I have regained my former weight and am perfectly w e ll." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milbuvn Co., Buffalo, N. Y . C r im in a l B a re s t**. Great public Interest Is being mani fested In the case o f a man who has been prosecuted for sneezing In a pub lic street. The hero of the Incident Is one Johann Furtmann, a resident of Muhlhauaen, a small town In Prussian Saxony. Furtmann, who Is highly re spected by bis fellow citizens, sneezed somewhat loudly In the main street of Muhlhausen. A pollcomean arrested him on a charge of creating a disturb ance. The local police authorities prosecuted Furtmann on a charge of gross misdemeanor and rendering him self a public nuisance. After a lengthy trial Furtmann was acquitted. The police authorities appealed against tbs decision, and a new trial Is necessary. Furtmann announces that he will call medical evidence to prove that a poly pus In the nose prevented him sneezing less loudly than was ths case when tbs arrest occurred. T I T O S'- V la s ’ D u n ana *11 Herron* Dlsraaas l l l o p»-rm*n#nt]y cared br Dr. Kline** Urenl N arra Restorer. Hand * r KREF. SI trial botU. *nd lreallae.D r.lt TT.Klin .1*1. Ml Arch St., Pblla-.Pn. - V e r y L ik e It. “ Mr. Upp,” said the merchant, stern ly, to Adam Upp. his bookkeeper, “ l saw you at the baseball game yester day. When you asked me to let you off for the afternoon you said you were going to a funeral." •That’s so.” replied the bookkeeper, “ and I'm pretty near a prophet, ain't 1? Did you ever see a slower game In your life?” —The Catholic Standard and Times. ___________________ Y o u C a n O c t A lle n 's F o o t-6* * * F R E E . W rite Allen B. Olmsted, La Roy. N. T ., fo r • free sam ple of A lle n 's Foot-F.ese. I t curse sw eatin g, hot swollen, ach in g feel- H *>**•• s e w or tig h t shoes easy A certain cure lot corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. AU drug- gilts m ult. Me. Don't accept any substitute H is O a tria l T itle . A little girl was asked. Who la the head of our government? “ Mr. Roosevelt," she replied, prompt ly •That Is right." said the teacher; “ but what Is his official title?” •T ed d y!” responded the little nales, p r o u d ly . ___________________. Bew'S TMS? H a L s C ^ r h c u lj. ^ ^ ths u ndersigned. h w t kn ow n F. Men Object to Change in Export and Import Ratsa— J. Che perinei ¡ion i e_______-__ _ lig ation s m ads by U « lr Srss___ T . . _ Toledo, O. w V t A T a c *!, —hols#*)# sals Drug- W aurino. Klar*an A Manvin, —holssnle D ttg *^Hai 1 A°l s^arrh rn r a Is toks n Internally, set. Ing d lr s c tly a p o n the bloodI sn d - u c o m s*r- laces of te a systam. Prtee 7Ac. p st » •o ld by a ll Druggists Testim onials 1 rs*. M all's r a m ili Pills am tA* boss CAREER C A N L IV E W IT H O U T A S T O M A C H . O rg a n H o« A lw a y s S w M oo rr M an , la y s D r. C a r l B ack . Washington, Aug. 30.— To discuss certain phases of the railroad rats law, which it now in effect, there waa a conference which lasted the greater part of the day, between the members of the Interstate Commerce commission and representatives of the railroads and shippers of the country. The railroad officials present numbered 34. among whom were: Vice President Caldwell, of the Delaware, Lackawanna & West ern; Vice President Gamer, of the New York Central, Counsel Maseey, ol the Pennsylvania, and General Counsel Clardy, ol the Missouri Pacific, while F. Bentley, of Chicago, J. A. Farley, of Dallas, Tex., and James Msynard, of K noxville, Tenn, were among the speakers for the shippers. The Amer ican Shippers’ association and the I lli nois Manufacturers' association were represented. The railroad representatives uni formly gave assurance of their inten tion to comply fully with the new law, but presented their views as to the operation of certain provisions, among the points mged being extension oi time in which carriers may file their tariffs with the commission; continu ance of the present method of posting tariffs; objection to any change in ex port and import rates pending a full DESERT CHAUFFEURS. hearing, and the absolute concurrence of all the carriers interested before the establishment of joint rates. There Is a desert product which Is The shippers’ representatives nrged the protection of their interests, par essentially modern, and which must ticularly against tne railroads shifting be classed as a type of tbe twentieth century mining camp, says a writer classifications so as to put up rates. In the Outing Magazine. This Is the desert chauffeur, who o|ieued the trail S T R IK E B R E A K E R S EN R O U TE . of traffic between Tonapali and Gold field, Nevada, and later drove his ma Four Trains o f Armed Men Are Now chine on south to the cauqis of the Bullfrog district. It Is distinctly pic Rushing to San Francisco. turesque, and Is as thoroughgoing a New York, Aug. 30. — Another spe pioneer lu his way as the freighter is cial train loaded with strike breskers was started for Han Francisco last night in his. “ I can spot one o f those desert auto by James Farley, who has been em ployed to put an end to the big street mobile drivers coming up street as far railroad strike in the Golden Gate city. as I can see him," said a man In Gold Three Farley trains are now trying to field. “ After be hns been at It a year cross the continent in four days, saving he looks like a sheep herder. He gets a day on the average passenger sched that locoed look In his face and the ule. Another train will leave Jersey same kind of a wild stare, and be looks City tonight, and still another may as If you couldn't get the dust out of his system If you rau him through a leave tomorrow night. Farleys’ headquarters resembled the stamp mill." headquarters of a general in the field It Is one of the many Incongruities yesterday. His expedition is being of those towns dumped down In the equipped with ammunition, medical heart of the desert to see the pros- supplies and surgical attendants. Sev pector and his burros turning out to enty-five ronnds of cartridges have been dodge tbe hlgh-iiowered automobiles ordered for the men, 1,000 revolvers of which snort through the uupuved heavy calibre have been furnished, and streets In squadrons. Nor have so only the pick ol men seeking adventure many costly machines been wrecked or high wages has been selected. anywhere as on the road, If you may Farley w ill send a New York sur call It such, between Goldfield and geon, who w ill get in H ad Francisco a Bullfrog. It Is a stretch of sixty miles staff of assistants. He has already of lonely desert, without a town or a commissioned an agent to provide for house as a refuge In case of a break the men at New York and at cities be down. tween here and Chicago, while other When I made the trip, says a writer. commissary agents will look out for It was as cheerful a risk with respect the men vest of Chicago. to reaching your destination as putting out to sea lu a fiat-bottomed skiff. The Society People's Opium Den. law of the survival of the fittest had Chicago, Ang. 30.— A sumptuously wrought Its pitiless work among the furnished opium den, which both men and women in fashionable Chicago so battered machines, and from the wreck ciety are said to have frequented, was age loomed the commanding figure of raided today by detectives at 2828 Cal oue “ B ill" Brown, the only driver who umet avenue. The den was found to guaranteed to get you across, whether consist of an entire flat of six rooms on his auto held together or not. He had rebuilt his car several times. the third floor, famished and equipped throughout in Oriental hangings and So little of the original material was moet costly furniture. Dozens of be- left that It suggested the present con jeweled and silver mounted opium dition of the frigate Constitution. The pipes and layouts were found and con car had been shipped Into tbe desert, fiscated. f onr persons were arrested. ornate, elaborate, equipped with many About a dozen others escaped through glittering devices which "B ill” Brown a secret door discovered by the police tiegun to eliminate with ruthless band. in a search of the premises after the It should furnish makers and owners raid. of automobiles with food for reflection to learu that this Iconoclastic chauf Monarchists Want Dictator. feur took a thousand pounds of weight Moscow. Aug. 30. — The Monarcbial from this machine before he had It run party at Moscow, in an address to the ning to please him. When he had dis emperor just published, openly appeals carded a vast amount of machinery and for a dictatorsnip, “ which w ill put an trimming, he tossed aside the body, end to the demoralization in the and built a new one from the sides of arm y," and also nrges complete sup packing cases, to save weight and make pression of parliament and restoration room for more passengers. of unlimited autocracy. Shonld His W a lk la g an tb e W a te r . Majesty insist on retaining the parlia A pair of aquatic shoes has been con ment, the Monarchists promise loyal partirpation in the elections upon the structed, writes M. Glen Fling In Tech condition of a change in the election nical World Magazine, which enables law providing for tbs exclntion of Jew Its wearer to walk on the water as easily as a ship sails the sea. “ Canal suffrage. boats," for sure, are these water shoes, but u hen a foot Is slipped Into each and Iceland Wants American Goods. Copenhagen, Ang. 30. — Telegrams tbe wearer give a slight bunch forward from Reykjavik, Iceland, intimate that with the body snd a deft push with the Icelanders are planning to bring first the right foot and then with the about the direct importation of Am eri left and tbe shore begins to slip be can goods instead of by way of British hind him as If he were wearing the ports, as heretofore. The imports from fam >d seven league boots, size is of no America, especially petroleum, wheat, consideration. A long pull, a strong sugar and tobacco, have largely in- pull, first with one foot and then with created during recent years. The legis t'other and he Is slipping down stream lature of Iceland has decided to invite as easily and poetically snd as noise 40 members of the Danish parliament lessly s* sneaks tbe Indian In his blrcb to accompany the king of Denmark on bark ranoe. his projected visit to Iceland in the Lieutenant Arthur T. Sadler, of tbe summer of 1907. United State volunteer life saving crew at Charleahank, Mass., Is tbe discoverer Why Not Teach Esperanto? of this new sport, and be Is also the Washington, Aug. 30.— Shall naval Inventor of tbe norel boat shoes. officers be tanght Esperanto, the an'* versal language" The Naval Academy T h a B e a a lir * ! W a y . board is considering a letter of William The beautiful way B#ff, of Worcester, Miss., who says We are going to-day. that with a daily leeaon of one hour for Every rude winter shall bloom like the a period of five months, the miship- May; And sorrow still aeems men at Annapolis would readily ac But an echo of dream*. quire a complete knowledge of Espe ranto and won'd be able to read, write While the light of eternity over ui stream*— end «peak it fluently as a supplemen In that beautiful way tary language. We are going to-day. — Atlanta Constitution. W a r s h in C * * ( l« I M l I* «• A man can live without a stomach. So can a woman. T b it declaration It baaed upon the authority of Dr. Carl Beck, bead of the department o f surgery In the North Chicago Hoapltal. The as sertion of the surgeon was brought out by the recent remarks of Professor John Mason Tyler o f Amherst College In a lecture at the University of Chi cago. Professor Tyler said: “ A man can live comfortably without bralus, but no man ever existed without a di gestive system.” “ 1-shall uot assume that the distin guished professor meant literally that a man could uot live without brains." sad Dr. Beck. “ It’ Is apparent that he conveys the Idea that an lgnoraut man may exist with aH bis functional strength, while au enlightened and learned person with weakened digestive organs cannot. I bold a decisively op posite view as to the stomach end of It, backed by personal knowledge sud au thorities. "Peraous without stomachs uot only can but do live, and we have a notable Instance of the fact In Chicago to-day. 81x years ago I removed tbe stomach of Mrs. Hausen, who lives on Koscoe, near North Clark street, and she Is liv ing, well and hearty to-day. “ Of course It was necessary to make certain Intestinal connections to sustain the Internal organism, but tbe stomach was entirely removed. Artificial nour ishment was required for a time. Then a new stomach formed and It lias re stored the victim to perfect health. "The late Sheriff Thomas Barrett lived for montfis without functloual op eration of the stomach. Not because it was affected but liecause he was un able to swallow, and the nourishment he obtained until physical exhaustion caused bis death was by artificial means."—Chicago News. OF TH E TEXAS. A LITTLE LESSON IN ADVERSITY. The father and grandfather of John Paul Jouea, tbe great naval hero, were market gardeners In a Scotch village. John Paul was tbe fifth of a family of seven children. The boy waa 12 years old wheu be waa bound over to a merchant In the American trade, as be bad showed a desire to follow a J ohn pa u l ’ jones . seafaring life. Wbat little schooling he possessed he bad secured In the parish school of Kirkbean. After be had entered upon his appentlceshtp he learned the need of wider knowledge, and set out at once to study navigation. Many tales were told of the Intensity with which the boy studied In every hour that he could a;»are from his work. Just as young Jones was advancing out o f the apprenticeship his master failed In business. Jones sailed for America. On the voyage tbe captain and the mate died of fever, and Jones assumed the command of the ship, bringing it safely Into harbor. This entitled him to papers at once, and he started out ou his career as a sailing master. The rest of his life Is a matter of national history. Through It all Jones displayed the same courage, tbe aame way of overcoming all obstacles, the same determination that had character ized his endeavors to obtain a knowl edge of navigation when a boy. 8AW HEAVEN AND H ELL. Cherokee« In A w e o f at Tribesman They Came Near Hurylntf. Tooley Catron, a Cherokee Indian of 21 or 2tl years, who declares lie has arisen from tbe dead, Is just now the center of more attention than Is usual ly accorded one who has never been known beyond the narrow confines of his neighborhood, says the Muskogee (I. T .) correspondent o f the New York Herald. Not many years ago young Catron was returning from Tnblequuh, a dis tance of about teu miles from Hits home. Traveling on foot, he came to a river and he proceeded to wade across when, without an Instant's premonition of Ill ness, he suddenly fell unconscious on a gravel bar. There he remained for some time, when he was found by a passer by, who, supposing him to be dead, car ried him to his but lu the forest near Barren Fork Creek. There Catron was laid upon his bed and efforts were made to restore him to consciousness, but to no avail, and be was given up for dead. All the next day he lay stark and cold and It was decided to bury him oh the following day. Consequently, preparations for performing the last offices were begun, but, after all, the Interment was not to be, for before the sun had arisen on tbe day set for the funeral obsequies Catron began to show signs of returning animation, and by the time the sunbeams were dissi pating the mista In tbe Barren Fork Valley tbe supposedly dead man was very much alive and ready to partake of food and drink and In a few days, as strong as usual, was to be seen about hla usual haunts. But while he was well physically as ever, the processes of Catron's mind were diverted Into other channels. Whereas he bad previous to hit un conscious state entered Into tbe com monplace conversations of his compan ions with readiness, he now assumed a greatly changed manner of speech. Hla demeanor, too, was different He as sumed a more dignified carriage. AH of this was In* Itself surprising to his neighbors, already mystified by bis return from what was supposed by them to be death, but their surprise was even greater when Catron Informed them that he had really been dead, had seen loth heaven and hell and the posi tion to be occupied In the unseen world by the red, white and black races. His future on earth, he Indicated, would he different from what It bad been 'n the past. In conversation with an old acquaintance, Catron Informed him that he (Catron) was like the L$rd In that he. too, bad been dead and had arlsqp. Claiming at first to be a man of business. Catron purchased a suit case, and, going to Welling, boarded a train, saying that be Intended going to Washington for the purpose of consult ing tbe President on the public ques tions of importance. However, he did not make an extended Journey, but was back home In a few days, making prep arations for preaching, and addressed a large crowd of fullhloods lu tbe moun tain regions, far down the Illlnola River. Catron is a slender, dark man o f or dinary appearance and one of tbe last that would be supposed to Have a "mis sion" to perform, but bis having ao strangely fallen Into what was appar ently the state of death and having re turned will, no doubt, rause him to be regarded with a peculiar veneration and awe by large bands of his people. Sh* la H ot (h e O a ty O a t. Here Is an essay of a small acboolglrl on the subject of " I f I Were Grown U p:” " I f I were grown up I should get married and hare Jam whenever I like. And I think I shall be a dress maker. When I am married I am not going out washing elothes, like some people. I shall have a baby, and I shall not let anybody smack It unless It'a naughty. I f It want* smacking, I shall smack It. I shall bare a little boy. I f I have a place where there 1« a strict lady I shall leave. I want plenty o f money from my husband. That's all I have got to say about when I am grown up.” — New Orleans Times Democrat. Strikers Destroy Mine. U a li l a f W M a * . Santander, Spain, Ang. 30. — The “ Yes. be asked me for tbe loan of t strike situation is growing wore* and I f a man should advertise to bold a the mine owners have sent an argent ‘fiver’ and I let him have It.“ public meeting In which to praise peo "Really, I didn't think yon knew each demand for reinforcements of troops. ple, would be attract a crowd? The strikers at Camargo are daatroying other well enough for that.” Hot air I* cheap enough until you "Just about, but now I know bin the mine and the railway* have bean eat a house with it. better."— Philadelphia Fi pillaged of their dynamite stores. 1S S S U « M l l»o u a a a " H o o d o o . ” Tha battle ship Texas, tbe “ hoodoo boat* o f tbe American nary, has been placed on tbe retired Hat, says the Au gusta Herald. fib* has bean sent to tbe navy yard at Charleston, 8. C„ to serve there as a station ship, and un less war should break out, wblch would necessitate tba bringing Into service of every available veasel, her active day* are past. Tbe Texas la not old. She was com pleted In 1895, but waa never a good steamer, though she consumed tremen dous quantities of coal, and 111 luck so persistently attended her that she came to be regarded as "hoodooed.’’ Once In her career tbe fatal spell de parted from her, during the battle off Santiago de Cuba. Her noble behalvor during that struggle under command of Capt. Jack Philip 'a fresh In memory. But tba hopes to wblch that ukorneu- tary reinvlgoratlon gave rise were shortly after shattered and aha resum ed her wonted course of awry action. When she waa out for her first trial, one of her propeller bladee cut Into a pasting schooner and sunk 1L Placed on a dry dock for tbe first time, the could not bear tbe strain of ber own weight, and had to be overbauled .at great expense. Later, tbe ran ashore In Norfolk harbor. In 1896, while she waa lying In tha Brooklyn navy yard, on# of her aeacocks became unfastened and aba sank. In February, of 1807, aba went ashore at tbe Tortugas, and lu December of tbe same year In tbe Wal- labout channel. In November of 1902, while the waa at target practice, ber big guns broke the recoils and wrecked the eurroundlngi works. That was ber last accident, but there la no telling what more would hare happened to her If she bad been required for somewhat active service. It la altogether likely that her hoo doo days aa well as her active days are over. Her U-lnch guns have already been taken from ber, and her turret guns will be taken as soon as use can tie found for them. She will remain quietly at her dock until at some time In tb* future she will Join other for gotten vessels In the naval graveyard. M ODEL SH O VEL 8ALE8M AN . S t o r y T o l d o ( ( h o D a k o o f W o lU a a r - t o a a n d a B t * C o n tr a s t. A millionaire sbovelmaker, as he sat In the erooklng room o f an Atlantic liner, said to a 8 t Louis Globe-Demo crat w riter: “ I have been over to England trying to tell ahovels to tbe British govern ment I failed. I couldn't tell a ahov- el. A dead man named Jones was the cause of my failure. "Jones was alive, very much alive, during the battle of Waterloo. He sat on horseback near Wellington'! tent Wellington, seeing him there In civil ian's dreea, said angrily: "Who are you?” “ ‘I am a shovel salesman.’ said Jones, 'and 1 came here from Brussels to see the battle.' “ ‘Now that you are here,' «aid W ell ington, ‘are you willing to carry a mes sage for me to one of my generals? It will be a dangerous errand, but I have no one else to send.' “ ‘I'll carry your message,’ aald Jones, ‘and aa for danger, one part of thla battle field Is no more dangerous than another to-day.’ "So Wellington gave him the message, and Jones delivered It, but failed to re turn. Tbe duka thought him slain, but ona day eight or nlue years later a man accosted tbe duke In London. “ ‘Do you remember me?' be said. “ ‘I do,’ eald Wellington, shaking the man’s band warmly, ‘you saved two regiments of mine by tbe delivery of that message. Why didn't you return to me?" “ Jonee aald hla horse bad been kill ed by t cannon ball aa be was return ing, and he himself had been ehot In tbe aide, but not badly— a few days abed had brought him around. “ ‘Well,’ aald the duke, 'what can I do for you?’ “ Tam a partner In that shovel house of ours now,' said Jones, ‘the firm name It Smith, Jenkins A Jones, and I ’d like to get s government contract.' “ He got It,” tbe millionaire ended, sadly. "From that day to this all tbe shovels used In the British army and navy have been supplied by tbe house of Smith, Jenkins k Jones. I wasted my time trying to compete with that firm.” H aw to F I* 4 F la k B a it . The boy wanted soma worms for bait He had selected a promising spot, a shady and low lying knoll, but, though he had been digging now for fifteen mlnntee, not a single worm had hla spade turned up. “ Here, sonny,' said an old angler, "take this chunk of soap and make me a quart or two of soapsuds.' The boy brought tbe auds, tbe old mao sprinkled them over the ground, and then he. In bit turn, began to dig. I t waa amazing. Here, where tbe boy before bad not found a tingle worm tbe old man now discovered them In dozens. "Yon can find worms 'most any where, aonny,” said tbs old man, “ If you wet the ground with soapsuds first. The aoapsuds draws them, the same aa molasses draws files. A weak mixture of blue vitriol and water will do the aame thing also."— Providence Journal. A T h oroa gh Job, In tbe cook's absence tbe young mis tress of the bouse undertook, with tbe help of a green waitress, to get the Sunday luncheon. Tb* flurried maid, who had been struggling In the kitchen with a coffee machine that refused tb work, confessed that she bad forgotten to a ash tbe lettnee. “ Well, never mind, Eliza. Go on with tbe coffee, tnd I'll do tt," said tb* con siderate mistress. "Where do you keep the soap?" A S ta s * . All the world'* a stage, they eay; For each a part la sat. And when moaqnltoes start this way We play behind e net. — W e e k ln g to n fila r . We bare reached the age when w* don’t see wbat'e tbe matter with eating tbe picnic lunch on tbe dining room table at home, and having no baskets to carry. CAST0RIA The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa ture of Chan. H. Fletcher, and lias been made under his personal supervision for over 3 0 years. Allow no ono to decetve you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-as-good ” are but Experiments, and endanger the health o f Children—Experience against Experiment* What is CASTOR IA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor OU, P are goric, Drops and Hoothlng Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotie substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It v c cures Diarrhoea and W d » c i iB iuirsne a u r e s A/iurriU Jcit ttllU i f in 111 d IK Colic. It relieves eves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency cy. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural nalural sleep. l ’ s Panacea—The The Children’s Panacea—T be Mother’s Friend. The Kind You Haie Always Bought Bears the Signature of * r w # In Use For O ve r 3 0 Years. VM* e c N T . u * e o a o * N V . n Tha * u * * * v a v a ta r , mow ••4 0 0 ’ * D e fin e d . “ Pop,” said Tommy, "what do the newspaper« mean when they say ‘a member o f the 400’ ?" "They refer, Tommy, to certain so ciety men and women who think they are better tl^an anybody else, and that's about all the thinking they do.” “ Did you ever see one of ’em, pop?” “ I dou't know, Tom m y; hut you can easily tell one If you happen to run across It.” “ I f It's In a street car It talks so loudly that you can’t hear the roar of the wheels. “ I f It’s In church, the plumes on its hat hide the preacher. " I f It's at a party, the most of lta clothes are In the dressing room. " I f it's in an automobile, dodge It, If you are quick enough, and come home to mamma alive. “ I f It's walking on the sidewalk, It usually strides along as if It was tak ing the street home with It. " I f it's In a theater, you ean tell by the stony stare In Its faee that the aet- ors are doing good and Intelligent work. “ I f It's In u railroad station. In full Jre*s. you'll wonder why tbe locomo tive doesn't Jump the track and take to the woods. “ You can't nils* It. Tommy.” voaa c it y . CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING P o rtla n d T r a d e D ire c to ry N a m «« and A d d ress«« in Portland o f R< tentative Business firm s. I K K A M H K P A K A T O K S —Wn gu ar* lies tbe U. 3. (Separator to be the beat. W rite iur free catalog. U axel wood Co., Fifth and Oak. M E N ’ S C L O T H IN G - BulTura A Pendleton. M l« agents A lfred Benjam in A Co.’ » correct d o thee. E veryth in g tn m en’ s furnishing». 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Ths latter tells how, on one occasion In their western home, the lad came across a magazine In which, by some chance, there were engraved side by side portraits of the President and tbe Senator mentioned. When the lad caught sight of Ids father's features be broke Into a broad smile. “Thut's a good picture of you, daddy.” said h*. “ Very good, my son.” "W ho’s the man next to you, daddy?" asked the youngster. “ Why, my sou!” exclaimed the Sea ator, "don't you know? That Is oue of tbe greatest men of the world, a man more admirable and more powerful than any king. That, iny sou, Is Presi dent Roosevelt.” The lad again looked at the picture of the President. Then, after a thought ful pause, he observed: "Suy, daddy, the people In the east will be awful proud when they see the President’s picture next to yours, w ju't they?"— America*» Hi,acts tor. The O r lf f ln at MKAvmm c u m m o t * j troubles. Curst Heavst. Coughs, Distsmpsr sai Indigestion. 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