When the RAILROADS TO HELP
tor Testifying Against
Hair Falls Immunity
Standard Oil Company.
T h e n it’s tim ? to n et! N o tim e
to s tu d y , to re a d , to e x p e ri
m ent I Y o u w an t to s a v e y o u r
h a ir, and s a v e it q u ick ly , to o !
S o m ake u p y o u r m ind th is
v e r y m in u te th at it y o u r h a ir
e v e r c o m e s o u t y o u w ill u se
A y e r ’s H a ir V ig o r. It m ak es
th e sca lp h e a lth y . T h e h a ir
s ta y s in . It c a n n o t d o a n y
th in g e lse . It’s n a tu re ’s w a y .
The bait kind e f i testimonial—
“ □old lo r o t w i l x t y 7 M r s . ’ ’
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C O E M Y PSCTOBAL.
O u t.
“ John,** said Lorna Doone, “ you oufiht
not to come and meet me by «tealib. It
isn’t right. My family wouldn’t like it.'
“ All’s fair in love or war, Lorna/
chuckled John Kidd, “and Ibis is both."
But Mr. Blackmore, fearing that this
light play ci the intellect was not suited
to so heavy a man as Big John, omitted
all mention of the incident in writing the
etory.
M o m e n ta ry
R e la p s e .
“ Mr. Spotcash,” said ths reformed
sport, “ we want to buy a thousand crul
lers for the waifs’ picnic. Can you give
us something?”
“ Yes,” answered the merchant. “ Here’s
$5.”
“Thanks, Mr. Spotcasn. I told the
boys, by George, it was dollars to dough
nuts you’d cough up liberal!”
A n y th in g
bat
F r ie n d ly .
“ You astonish me. Your engagement
with Miss Welloph is broken, is it? Are
the relations between you still friendly?”
“ I should say not! The relations be
tween us are her relations, and they’re
my bitter euemies.”
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EVIDENCE INSURES INDICTMENT
Railroad
Man
H .ve No Hesitancy in
Uncovering All Transactions
With Oil O ctopus.
Chicago, Aug. 14.— Immunity to dif
ferent railroad officials from proaecn
tion for violating interstate commerce
law* in giving rebate* to the Standard
Oil company ia the price which the
Federal anthoritiee are psying for tes
timony upon which they will try to se
cure the conviction of the Standard Oil
company and eome of its official*.
Jt
was announced today by local railroad
men that they will have no heaitancy
in uncovering ail the transactions be
tween the roade and the oil com bine to
the local Federal grand jury, because
they are tare that by so doing they will
be themeelves exempt from prosecution
When the oil combine prosecution
was first launched, it was found by the
Federal authorities that railroad offi
cials familiar with the facte declined to
come forward. An inquiry addressed
to snch officials brought forth an an
nouncement of the railroad men’ s posi
tion by the different general counsel of
the roade.
Open notice was served
that the officials of the roads would not
give information because in so doing
they would be placing themselves and
their own railroads in danger of indict
ment and prosecution. After consulta
tion between counsel for the railroads
and the government the eilence of the
railroad men was broken and proof is
now forthcoming upon which indict
ments will be voted Dy the grand jury.
It was explained by one of the lead
ing local railroad attorneys today tnat
the definite understanding has been
reached between their clients and the
department of Justice that, in return
for proof upon which to indict and con
vict the oil combine and £ ite officials,
the railroads will not be molested witn
any prosecution, so far as the giving of
rebates to the Standard Oil company ia
concerned.
EVEN ST O L E C O LLATERA L.
L U N A T IC A ND SPO R TSM A N .
ge W
D eS eea th e C a a rt’a D a t f .
S w tb e f a n « Extern0 * 4 a
L ittle V Item S i r Ad vice.
m
A gentleman ot fortune was visiting
a lunatic asylum abroad, where the
treatment consisted chiefly in forcing
too patients to stand In tubs o f cold
water— those slightly affected up to
their knees; others, whose caaee were
graver, up to the m iddle; while persona
very seriously 111 war* Immersed op to
the neck. The visitor entered Into con
versation with one o f the patients; who
appeared to have some curiosity to
know how the stranger passed his tkn*
out o f doors.
” 1 have horses and greyhounds for
cuurmlng,” said ths latter In reply to the
other's question.
“ Ah I they are very expensive."
"Yes, they cost me a great deal of
money In the year, hut they are the best
of their kind.”
“ Have you anything morel”
“ Yea, I have a pack o f hounds for
hunting the fox.”
“ And they cost a great deal, tool”
“A very great deal.
And I have
birds for hawking.”
” 1 see; birds for hunting birds. And
these swell up the expense, I dare
aayt”
“ You may say that, for they are not
common In this country. And then I
sometimes go out alone with my gun,
accompanied by a setter and a retriev
er.”
“ And these are expensive, toot”
“O f course After all. It U not the
animals themselves that run away with
the money— there must be men, you
know, to food and look after them,
bouses to lodge them In— In short, the
whole sporting establishment."
“ I see, I see.
You have horses,
bounds, setters, retrievers, hawks, man
—and all for the capture o f foxes and
birds I What an enormous revenue they
must coat you l Now, what I went to
know Is this. What return* do they
payr
“ Why, we kill a fox now and then—
only they are getting rather scarce here
abouts—and we seldom bag leas than
60 brace o f birds each season.”
“ Hark 1” said the lunatic, looking
anxiously around him. “ My frland (in
an earnest whisper), there is a gate be
hind you ; take my advice and be out
ef this place while you are safe. Don’t
let the doctor get hie eyes on you. He
ducks us to some purpose, but as sure
at you are a living man he will drown
you l"
ROACH TRA P.
t a e s e t e P o e s XJw t h e B e t r u M
C h a t*
• a * P a ll In to th e T ra p .
I f mice can be caught and destroyed
Limit to Stensland's Crim es Not Yet In a trap there la no reason why roach
es cannot be exterminated In the same
Found by Inspectors.
Chicago, Ang. 14.— The belief that way. Thla la the conclusion o f a New
large amounts of collateral given ae se York inventor, who has patented the
curity for notes in the Milwaukee Ave roach trap Illustrated here. It la mada
nue bank b a te been stolen practically ef pasteboard, in two sections, one sec
became a certainty last night, when a tion being cut away to form an over
note for $8,000, known to be genuine,
was found in Stensland’ a house at By
ron street and Lawndale
avenne.
Search was made for the collateral se
curity, but it could not be found.
The discovery opened up a field for
almost unlimited speculation as to bow
far the looting proceeded before Stene-
land disappeared. If the real eatate
and other securities in the bank have
been stolen or are found to be worth
less, the amount of money left to psy
the depositors probably will be reduced
ae low as 25 per cent.
Assistant State’ s Attorney Olson was
informed yesterday afternoon that Pres
ident Stensland baa large land holdings
in Mexico, and that he may be in the
Southern republic now. The informa
tion came in the ehape of a letter from
an acquaintance of Stensland. M r. Ol
son said that it will take only 24 boors
to run down tbe clew .
tapping joint, so that tbe two sections
can be readily Joined together. It is
rectangular In shape, with a circular
Greatest o f Naval Reviews.
Washington, Aug. 14.— Orders for opening at each end, into which la fit
the formation of the Atlantic fleet to ted a funnol-ehaped entrance chute, tbs
be reviewed by Presdient Roosevelt at Inner end very small to permit the en
Oyster Bay, September 3, were issued trance o f lb* Insects. In uae the two
at the Navy department today.
Tbe sections o f the trap aro drawn apart
president will be aboard the Mayflow and a pleca o f bait Inserted, after
er, and the fleet which he w ill review which the sections are fitted together.
will be the atrongeet, if not the largest The Insects, upon detecting the pret
in numbers, ever assembled under the ence o f the belt by its odor, pass up the
United State! flag. II will consist of entrance chute and fall Into the trap.
43 vessels, carrying 1,178 guns, com Whan it la desired to empty the trap
manded by 812 officers, with 15,236 tbe tw o sections ere readily drawn
men. Rear Admiral Robley I). Evans apart By reason at the fact that tbe
trap la rectangular It can be placed on
will be commander-in-chief.
any one o f Its aides without danger o f
rolling away or becoming misplaced.
Government May Com plete W ork.
Washington, Ang. 14.— As soon as
inventories have been taken of the con
Mario Antoinette’s bath, which was
tractors' outfits seised by the Geological
survey at Corbett tunnel and Shoshone prescribed by her doctor, was a com
dam, on irrigation projects of Northern pound o f aromatic herbs mixed w ith a
Wyoming, consideration will be given handful o f s a lt She took It cold In
to plana for com pleting those great con summer and tepid In winter.
tract*. The failure of the contractors
Later on M ae. Tallien had brought
is being investigated. It ia likely the every morning to her bouse twenty
Geological survey w ill continue the pounds o f strawberries and two pounds
works with the equipment and supplies of raspberries, which were mashed In
seised, rather than let a new contract. her bath o f warm m ilk and water. An
More than 81,000,000 ia involved in other preparation need by the eastern
tbe projects.
women la composed o f barley, rice, bor-
rnge, thyme and marjoram boiled to
Mora D am age by Texas F lood.
gether and then thrown Into the water.
Houston, Tex., Aug. 14.— Tbe work
Ninon d* l'Enclo* took a bath every
of repairing tbe Southern Pacific track*
night In which there were salt, soda
at Sanderson is proceeding rapidly,
and three pounds of honey mixed with
and unless there are farther raine traf
milk, all well beaten In tepid rain
fic w ill be resumed Thursday evening.
Tbe cloudburst of yesterday washed water.
away 6,000 feet of track and 1,000 feet
A K i t t e n s a d n N e e d le .
of bridges in Meyers and
W illow
A abort time ago a woman living In
Springs canyons, near Langtry, in ad England waa petting her kitten, when
dition to the six miles already gone. ah* suddenly felt something scratch
One Mexican fell into a swollen stream
her band.
On examination tbe spot
and waa drowned yesterday.
whence the scratch proceeded, eh* felt
the point o f a noodle sticking out or
Railroads O ffer Bribe.
poor pussy's back. The needle was
St. Paul, Aug. 14.— A meeting of tbe pulled out by her husband, and an
8tate Warehouse and Railroad commis other surprise waa experienced when
sioners was held today for the purpose, It was found that a length o f thread
it ia stated, of acting on a proposition was attached to the needle, both hav-
from the Great Northern, Northern Pa log p a m tl down the kitten’s throat
cific and Boo Line raiiroada, which aad eat agate from the fur.
agree to reduce tbe freight rate on
wheat 1 cent a hundred pouodi provid
A •
ed tbe commission will call off tbe
A man o f experience, known to •
present investigation and agitation of
freight rate* on com modities.
The writer In the New York Tribuno, de
clares that men. like planta, adapt
proposition waa rejected.
to conditions. T o Illustrato
ha told o f the two men, one
Custom H ouse* fo r Manchurio.
i f whms sold to the other, at a pleas
Pokin, Ang. 14.— The Japanese min
antly critical periodi
ister has informed China that Japan ia
“ D o you think tw o can
reedy to establish a custom* service at
Port Dalny and argas China to make ty os ornai”
"Botera my marrUg* I
similar arrangements at the frontier
station* in Northern Manchuria, so as jnold,” w oo ths guardad reply.
"A dd afterward r anxiously
to place tbe traffic on the Japans** and
I
Russian railways on an equality.
In the course o f life w* shake
hand»—and many people.— Life.
“ It's queer.”
“ W h a tr “The
who pays as he goes Is most wolcoms
to stay.”— American Spectator.
“ Why la thla cheese to full * f holes?”
“That’s all righ t It needs all the freak
air it can g e t ’’-—Cleveland Leader.
Vicar’s W ife— Now can any o f you
children tell me o f another ark? Bright
Child— ’Ark the ’ Braid Angels Sing I”—
“ Has he said anything significant yet
ft his Intentions r
“ No, ma, he’s tbe
moat Insignificant man I ever knew."—
Houston Post
Patience— She’s married an optician.
Patrice— Well, she always said ah*
liked a man who could look Into her
eyes.— S t Louis Post-Dispatch.
Blobba— Is the population o f London
more dense than that o f New York?
81obbs— Sure. Did you ever try to tell
an Englishman a Joke?— Philadelphia
Record.
“ Does your Congressman do much
work?" said Farmer OorntaaaeL “ W#
Jest hire him to take the blame when
things don’t go to suit us.”— Washing
ton Star.
“ You say that your friend waa utter
ly prostrated by a mere case o f mis
taken Identity?” “ Yea. He mistook a
toadstool for a mushroom.”— Washing
ton Star.
“The people in the next flat seem to
b« fond o f the latest songs." "Yea.
They don’ t appear to care for auy that
are sung earlier than 10 p. m.” — Waah-
Ington Star.
"H ow do It happen dat all the an
gels we see lu plctur’ books Is flyln’ ?”
"Lawd, maul Once they fluds out dey
got wings, nuthln’ can hold ’em 1” — At
lanta Constitution.
Stella— Professor Lee says candy la
u cure for fatigue. Bella—That’s true;
a man who brings me chocolates never
makes me as tired as a man who
doesn't.— Harper’s Bazar.
“ H ello! I want to see Mr. Smith at
tbe telephone.”
“ Mr. Smith says If
you want to see him at the telephone
you will bare to come to hla office; he
hasn’t time to go to yours.”— Washing
ton Star.
Mrs. Hiram Offen— Why, Bridget, at
this rate my dishes won't last any tim e
Bridget— Don’t ye worry,
ma'am |
they'll last as long as I will, fur I ’ll
bo I’avlug ye the morrow.— Philadel
phia Press.
“ Ah.” sighed the lovelorn youth, “ may
I not hope that you will be mine fo r
ever and forever?” “ Why, yes,” re-
p'led the cruel girl, with a yawn, “you
may hope that long If you wish.”— Phil
adelphia Pros*.
Club Chatter.— The Old Soldier— Yea,
ilr, and I can tell you that I’ve had six
horses killed under me in war. The
Motorist— Pooh I that’s nothing.
I’ve
had a dozen pedestrians killed under
me.— Pick-Me-Up.
Nell— Well, their engagement Is off—
Belle—Ths ideal It was only an
nounced yesterday. What did they
quarrel about? Nell— As to which waa
the most unworthy of the other.— Phil
adelphia Ledger.
Jinks— Hello, Blinks! Hear you had
a great time getting married— eloped
with the girl— father and mother furi
ous— gave chase, but they didn’t catch
you. did they? Blinks (sa d ly)— N -a—
New York Weekly.
She w rote: “Circumstances over
which I have no control compel me to
reject your offer of marriage. Yours,
etc.” He w ired: "What circumstances?
Reply prepaid.” She w ired: “ Youra
C ollect” — Cleveland Leader.
The Missus— Bridget how many
time* have I told you never to pour
coffee ground* Into the sink? The Maid
__Sure, mum, an’ Ol'm that lonesome
that an afthernoon call fr’m a plumber
wudn’ t go bad.—Cleveland Plain Deal
er.
“ Para,” aald the teacher o f the kin
dergarten class, “ Is where the rubber
comes from. What do you know about
Para rubber?" A little hand went up.
“ You may answer, Georgians.” "I got
a Pera rubber shoes.” — Chicago Trib
une.
“ Have you decided where you will
spend the summer?" "N o,” answered
Mr. K epdow u; “ I'm going to let my
wife decide this year. She used to
wake me up in the dead o f tbe night
last summer to remind me that I picked
the place o u t” — Detroit Tribune.
Small Edgar bad accompanied his
mother to church and on the way home
be sa id : “ Mamma, why do tbey call tbe
minister ‘Neverend’ ?"
"H e Is called
•reverend,' my dea r; not ‘neverend,’ "
explained tbe mother. “ Well,” replied
Edgar, “ 1 thought be would never end
to-day.” — Chicago New*.
The Good Beginning.— Whatever the
condition o f the world now, tbe begin
ning was good, and thia good was to be
man's permanent possession. Tbe first
scene Is all happiness, all beauty; to
remember It now ia like a dream.—
Rev. D. J. Stafford, Roman Catholic,
Washington. D. C.
Culture.— Scholarship la not the chief
thing; culture 1* more than scholar
ship. Colleges should give culture.
They do not always do so. Some great
scholars arc great boor* and not few
are the children of culture who never
saw college. Mary was Ignorant o f
books, yet disciplined by sorrow, her*
Is the most perfect character In history.
— Rev. N. M. Waters, Congregstlonal-
Ist, Brooklyn.
P at H ot la a H o i« .
A proYldffut wife ta an locomff la
herself— but a virtu* may be carried
to extreme*. “ Your buabaud’ll be all
right now,” aald tbe doctor. “ What
yer mean?” demanded the w ife “ You
told me be couldn't live a fortnight”
"W ell, I’ m going to cur* him, after
alL" sold the doctor; “ surely you're
glad 1” Tbe woman wrinkled her
brown “ Put* mo In a bit o f an ’ole,”
she sold. “ I bin and sold all bis
«totbas tor his funeral. • • • Mean-
In’ weiL • • • How soon'll "a be
strong?” —London Chronicle.
A. G. Jew ett lawyer, politician and
man o f sarcastic wit, waa once trying
a case In the supreme court In B elfast
Me., his home city. Tbe Judge presid
ing. before being called to the bench,
bad tried many cases against Jew ett
who did not entertain a very high opin
ion o f bit ability.
In his closing argument, Jew ett in
defiance of the rules of tbe court, start
ed In to read some law to the Jury.
The court pounded on the bench and
s a id : "Mr. Jewett, you must not read
law to tbe Jury In your closing argu
ment.” Jewett kept on reading, with
out so much as a glance at the court.
Tbe court lu thunderous tones ordered
him to stop.
Jewett, who bad by this time read
all be Intended to read, turned calmly
to the Judge and said : “ Did your honor
address me?”
“ I said," roared the Judge, “ you must
not read law to tbe Jury In your closing
argument. I will give the law to the
Jury. What do you suppose the court
Is here for?"
"W hat Is the court here for?” re
sponded ‘ Jewett In high falsetto. “ I
suppose you know, Blr, to keep order
with tbe aid of tbe sheriff, sir, with all
due respect to the sheriff, sir."— Boston
Herald.
W hat
N oon
M eans la
L b it .
The courts of several states hsve
dealt with an odd question, none of
them agreeing upon a similar answer.
When Is It legally noon? Fire Insur
ance policies expire at noon and tbe
word Is admitted to mean exactly 12
o’clock, midday.
But standard time
has not been adopted In all communi
ties. Many small towns cling to sun
time, which may be from a few min
utes to nearly an hour earlier than
standard.
In one state a Are occurred at two
minutes past noon, sun time, and the
insurance company held that tbe policy
had expired before the Are. Sun time
Is used In that town, but the Insured
sued the company, holding that local
customs did not rule tbe policy and
that he was entitled to his insurance.
The state courts sustained him.
In another state a similar contention
was taken to the courts and Just the
opposite decision given. Several con
flicting precedents hare been establish
ed In state courts, tnd It Is said the
question can only be decided for good
and all when a case has been carried
Into the United States courts and pass
ed upon by the Supreme Court.— New
York Press.
More Converts
Every Year
E v e r y d a y in e v e r y y e a r
th a t c o m e t, m o r e h o u se w iv e s
a r e g iv in g u p t h e i r e x h o rb ita n t
p ric e d B a k i n g P o w d e r a an d
tu r n in g to K C , th e h o n e st an d
re lia b le , w h ich h as s to o d t o w ell
th e te s t o f y e a r* . T h e y a r e find*
in g o u t th a t
k OUNCES/
coats o n e -th ir d th e p r ic e o f
p o w d e r a n y w h e re n e a r K C
q u a lity , an d m ak es b e tte r , p u r e r , m o r e
h e a lth fu l b ak in g . 2 5 o u n c e s f o r 2 5 c .
JA Q U E S M F C . CO .
C h ic a g o , m .
It
W aa
U n b e a r a b le .
A c h ie v e m e n t.
Towns— I hear you’ ve got a first-
class cook now.
Browne— Yes, but I’m going to get
rid of her. She’s making my life un
bearable.
Towne— How?
Browne—Oh, my w ife is always both
ering me to get her gowns as swell as
the cook wears.—Philadelphia Preen
rirp Hi. Vitus' P eace ana sit Nervous Dteexsee
l l I U permanently cured by Dr. K line's Ureul
Nerve Restorer. Send ft»r FKKK fztrlxl bottle end
trestle*. Or. It. II.Kiln- , bd. Ml Arch Ht„ P b lln .P x
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Syrup the beet rem edy lo u s e for th eir oh ild ren
d u r in g tb e teeth in g period.
W h ere
H e 'd
It.
Mrs. McSoah— I wish all the saloons
in creation were ia the bottom of tbe
Willie Collier, tbe actor, was asked sea.
If be was much annoyed by request!
Mr. McSosh— Gee, you gotta mean dis-
from deadheads.
p'sltion ! Wanner get me drown’, eh?—
"1 receive them In sboals," be re Cleveland Leader.
plied ; “ but generally manage to put
Catarrh Cannot be Cured
them off politely, but flrmly. The oth
er day, for Instance. I received a letter w ith LOCAL APPLICATIO N S, as th ey ca n n ot
rea ch th e seat o f the disease. C atarrh Is a
from a man, wbo wrote that he bad b lood o r c o n s titu tio n a l dls.-ase, a n d In o rd er to
re It y o u m u st tak e in te rn a l rem edies.
bad tbe pleasure o f meeting me In Cal cu
H all's C atarrh Cure is taken in te rn a lly , and
ifornia sometime ago. I bad never even acts d irectly on the b lo o d e n d m ucoussurraces.
ll’ s C atarrh Cure is n o t a qu a ck m edicin e.
beard the man's name before. How. I H t a was
prescribed by o n e o f the l est ph ysicia n s
ever, be added kindly tbat be was in th is c o u n tr y (or years, and is a reg u la r pre
tion . It is com p osed o f th e b est ton ics
much pleased with my play, and may scrip
k n ow n , co m b in e d w ith th e best b lo o d pu ri
be I could send him two seats for tbe fiers, a c tin g d ir e ctly o n the m u cou s su rfa ce s
T he perfect c o m b in e Ion o f th e tw o In gred ien t!
next matinee."
is w n a t p ro d u ce » such w o n d e rfu l resu lt» in
in u g c a ta r r h . Hernl for tcHtim onlals free.
“ Did you answer tbe letter?"
F. J CH E N E Y A: CO.. Crop»., T oled o, O.
“ Ob, y e s ! 1 sent him a postal-card
Bold by d ru ggists, price 75c.
H
a
ll’s
F a m ily P ills are the best.
saying maybe I couldn’t.”
D e a lin g w ith
N o L on ger la
D eadh ead*.
th e L im e lig h t.
Then old Vesuvius checked his rage.
And straightway called « truce.
“ There's too much competition now,”
He muttered. “ What’s the use!”
the
BAKING
POWDER
KC
iMSlfft
C h . caô O^
Rich Uncle— Leonard, have you eves
succeeded in carrying out one tingle pur
pose in til your life?
Spendthrift Nephew (deeply hurt)—
Uncle, I have! Six yeara ago I format
a resolution that I would cut loon* and
have a good time, and to-day I owe 118,-
000.
HERITAGE O F CIVIL WAR.
Thousands o f S oldiers Contracted
C hronic Kidney Trouble While
In the Service.
The experience of Capt. John L . Ely,
of Co. E, 17th Ohio, now living at 600
East Second street, Newton, Kan sea,
w ill interest the thou
sands of veterans who
came back from the
Civil war euffering tor
tures w i t h
kidney
c o m p l a i n t . Oapt.
Ely says:
“ I con
tracted kidney trouble
daring the C ivil war,
and the occasional at
tacks finally developed
into a chronic case. At ODe time I had
to uee a cratch and cane to get about.
My back waa lame and weak, and besides
the aching, there waa a diatreaaing re
tention of the kidney eecercioni. I was
in a bad way when I began naing
Doan’ s Kidney Pills in 1901, bnt the
remedy cured me, and I hav* been well
ever since.”
Sold by all dealers.
50 cents a bon.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y .
W e ll
U p lu
t h e C la e e le e .
The principal o f one o f Washington'*
high schools relates an Incident In con
nection with the last commencement
day o f the Institution mentioned. A
clever girl had taken one of tbe prin
cipal prizes. At the close of the e x e r
cises her friends crowded about bar to
offer congratulations.
"W eren’ t you awfully afraid yoo
wouldn’ t get It, Hattie," asked one.
“ when there were so niuuy contest
H la G o o d R e a s o n .
ants?”
“ Why does Smithy visit bis wealthy
“ Oh, n o !” cheerily exclaimed Hattie.
aunt so often?”
“ Because I knew tbat when it came to
“ I f he didn't he might have to visit English composition I bad ’em aM
his ‘uncle.’ ” — Houston Post.
skinned alive!” — Harper’s Weekly.
KING
of
BLOOD PURIFIERS
No other remedy has given such perfect satisfaction as a
blood purifier and tonic or is so reliable in the cure of blood dis
eases of every character as S. S. S. It is known as “ The
King of Blood Purifiers,” and the secret of its success and
its right to this title is because ttIT OURES D IS E A S E ."
It is an honest medicine, made entirely of purifying, healing
roots, herbs and barks, which are acknowledged to be specifics for
diseases arising from an impure or poisoned condition of the blood
and possessing tonic properties that act gently and admirably in tjie up-building of a run
down, weakened or disordered condition of the system.
One of the greatest points in favor of S. S. S. is that it is the only blood remedy on th e
market which does not contain a mineral ingredient of some kind to derange o r damage t h e
system. It is the one medicine that can be taken with absolute safety by the youngest child
o r the oldest member of the family, and persons who have allowed their systems to get in
such condition that most medicines are repulsive to the stomach will find that S. S. S.,
while thorough, is gentle and pleasant in its action, and has none of the nauseating effect*
o f the different mineral mixtures and concoctions offered as blood purifiers.
As every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment and strength, it is
necessary that this vital fluid be kept free from germs and poisons. So long as it remains
uncontaminated we are fortified against dis
Gentlem en:—S. R. 8 . Is used as a fam ily m edloin* la oar
ease, and health is assured; but any impurity, home.
I m yself have taken and a lw a ys found It w hat It ta
humor or poison acts injuriously on the sys claimed to be. It th orou ghly cleanses the system o f Im
purities. Increases tbe appetite. Im proves the digestion,
tem and affects the general health.
Pus and builds np the general health. I have g iv e s it to my
tular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the children w ith fine results. It prom ptly restores the a p p e
and clears the ekln of all eruptions. It la a very fine
different skin affections show that the blood b tite
lood tonic and haa my hearty endorsem ent.
is in a feverish and diseased condition as a
124 S. Oth St., Lebanon, Pa.
P. H. TH O M PS O N .
result of too much acid or the presence of
some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in t h e
blood, and Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison etc., are all d e e p -s e a te d
blood disorders that continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains.
But all blood diseases are not acquired; some persons are born with an hereditary taint
in the blood and we see this great affliction manifested in many ways. The skin has a
waxy, pallid appearance, the eyes are often weak, glands of the neck enlarged, and as the
taint has been in the blood since birth the entire health is usually affected.
In all blood troubles S. S. S. has proved itself a perfect remedy and has well earned th e
title of “ K IN G O F BJ^OOD P U R IF IE R S .”
It goes down into the circulation and re m o v e s
all poisons, humors, waste o r foreign matter, and makes this stream of life pure and h e a l t h -
sustaining.
Nothing reaches inherited b lo o d
troubles like S. S. S.;
every p a r t i c l e
of tbe taint, purifies and strengthens t h e w e a k ,
deteriorated blood, and supplies it with th e
healthful properties it needs and establishes th e
foundation for good health.
As a
th is
™
™
H
great medicine has no equal, and it will b e fo u n d
ially bracing to weak, anaemic persons.
Rheumatism, Catarrh, Sores and Ulcers, S k i n
Diseases, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison and all other blood troubles are cured p e r m a
nently by S. S. S., and so thorough is the cleansing of the blood that no trace of t h e d is
ease is left to break out in future years or to be transmitted to offspring. If y o u a r e in
need of a blood purifier v e t " T H E K IN G ” of them all, S. S. S.— and good r e s u l t s a r e
assured. Book on the b lo o d aud any medical advice desired furnished w ith o u t c h a r g e to
PURELY VEGETABLE y
a ll
who write.
rME SW IF T SPECIFIC OOMPAMY. ATLANTA. C A .