Scrofula Few are entirely free from it. It may develop b o slowly as to cause little if any disturbance during the whole period of childhood. It may then produce dyspepsia, catarrh, and marked tendency to consumption, before manifesting itself in much cutaneous erup­ tion or glandular swelling. It is best to be sure that you are quite free from it. and you can rely on Hood’s Sarsaparilla to rid you of It radicallr and permanently. Arcept no substitute, but Insist on having liood’s. Liquid or tablets, 100 Doses tl. H e r Steady D iet. It was Nov. 10. For seven weeks Mrs. Symmiutfton hud been killing off tlie surplus young roosters from her flook and eating them. Now, with th< light of desperation in her face, she loaded six o f them, dressed. Into the old buggy, put a basket of eggs under the seat, and set off for lielltowu Cen­ ter, determined to trade all six If nec­ essary for a mess of pfnin corned beef. As she passed the “ Orthodox” church three women emerged from the basement and hailed her. “ O Mary Symmlngton!” they cried. "A r e you coming to our church sup­ per?” "W hoa?” she snld. “ When is It?” “ To night. In the town hall. It’s 23 cents.” Mrs. Symmlngton nodded acquies­ cence. Here was something better than she hud hoped for. “ O f course I ’ll coine,” she said. “ I ’ll go hack for my men-folks. What you going to have?” Three eager women gathered breath for a simultaneous glad cry. I t came* an Instant later: “ Chicken pie! Plenty of chicken pie for everybody!" One W ay O u t. RAN E M P T Y T R A IN . I f . t a P a . . e a g e r f r o m J r r a r y C it y to P flft.b a r w — E x p e n s iv e T r ip . It cost the Pennsylvania railroad and the Pullman Palace Car Company »123 on Cbrlatmas day to run a train without uny passengers from Jersey City to Pittsburg. The train, the Pennsylvania limited, one of the finest on the road, constated of an engine baggage car, diuer and three coaches wheu It pulled out of Jersey City at 11:24 a. m. on Monday, and when It reuched Pittsburg at 0:33 o’clock that ulght, the only passengers It carried were the three changes of Pennsylvania crews and the regular Pullman crew. The run wna strictly according to schedule, but uot a ticket was punched not a meal was served, or a piece ot baggage handled. Nobody worked but the engineers and flremeu. Three cooks hasted fowls and created good tlilDgs lu the culinary line for four waiters to serve the passengers who didn't come. A nar'.ier waited In vnln for “ N ex t!” and the Pulman con­ ductor had plenty of time to adjnlre his new uniform. All this cost the company, founded by the late George Pullman, good cash, and, aa for the Pennsylvania, why, there were three conductors who didn’t conduct, while twelve brakemen and three baggage masters twirled their thumbs Instead of lantern, flag or trunks. A lone sten­ ographer had time to waste, and the wenr and tear on the train, the equip­ ment of which represented about »45,- 000, kept on with every turn of the wheels. It Is doubtful If a railroad train ever made such a run before. Joseph Brown the Pennsylvania conductor who hnd charge of the train from Jersey City to Philadelphia, snld that In his forty- five years as a railroader he never re­ membered such an ocucrreuce.—New York American. “ What?” exclaims the vexed wife. ‘You forgot to get the tickets for the S la t e r L i k e d H i m . matinee, after we have asked our "H ave you any reason to believe that friends to go with us? O, you dummy! Now, what excuse can we make to your sister likes me, W illie?” “ Course she does. Just yesterday I them? It is too late to get seats.” “ W ell,” stammers the husband, heard her say, 'Nobody could help likin’ "couldn’t we tell them we forgot they the dear old easy mark.’ ”— Cleveland Plain Dealer. were going?” RHEUMATISM CAN NO T B E R U B B E D AW AY W h en the joints are sore and swollen, and the muscles throbbing with the pain o f Rheumatism, relief must be had at once, and it is natural to rub the affected parts w ith linim ents, oils, etc. T h is treatment does good in a way, by tem porarily relievin g the pain and reducing the inflammation, but has no effect on the disease itself, because Rheumatism is more than skin d e ep ; it is in the blood and cannot be rubbed away. Rheumatism is brought on by indigestion, weak kidneys, poor bowel action, stomach troubles and a gen­ eral slu ggish condition o f the system. Th e refuse and waste matters, which should be carried off through the nat h ile a t w o rk fo r the F. O. ft P . R. R. ural avenues o f b odily waste, are in W the sw am py region , I contracted left to sour and form uric acid and R heum atism and w as com pletely help­ fo r about fou r months and spent other irritating poisons which are ab­ less o ve r $150.00 w ith dootors, but erot worse sorbed by the blood, m aking it thin, e v e ry day. and fin a lly q u it them and be­ gan S. S. S. I took a fe w bottles and weak and acrid. Then instead o f w as cured sound and w e ll. M y health nourishing the different nerves, mus­ is n ow splendid, and I w e ig h 175 pounds. There is a la d y liv in g near me cles, join ts and tissues it fills them w h o is n o w ta k in g S. S. S. fo r acute tw o months she could With poison to produce the aches, Rheum atism . F , or _______________________ rviitiQ -inrl otner oH i.r disagreeable dissurreenhli» sym wmn not turn h er.elf In b.d, but three .in o . b.gin- pains ana p - ning your m .dicin. about weeks toms o f the disease. Rheumatism ago has im proved ra p id ly, and is now canrecom m end S. S. S« able t6 s it up. I can recommend *“ is usually worse in W in ter fo r the to a ll su fferin g firomRheumutism. * euinutism. U lah , N . O. ------------------ O. L A S S IT E R . reason that cold and dampness are e x citin g causes. T h e nerves become I w as s everely trou bled w ith Rheum a­ . I had i t In m y knees, legs and excited and sting w ith pain, the mus­ tism ankles, and a n y ons w h o has s v s r had cles are sore and drawn, the join ts Rheum atism know s h ow excru cia tin g p ain is and how it interferes w ith swollen and stiff and the sufferer the one at w o rk . I w as tru ly in bad shape­ lives in intense a g o n y ; and if the h a v in g been bothered w ith it fo r ten o ff and on. A lo ca l physician ad­ disease is not checked it often leaves years, vised me to use S. 8. 8. I did so. A fte r its victim s helpless cripples fo r life. ta k in g tw o bottles I noticed the sore­ and p ain w ere g re a tly reduced. I Rheumatism cannot be rubbed away ness con tinu ed the m edicine and was thor­ but it can be driven from the blood ou gh ly cured; a ll pain, soreness and in ­ m ation gone. I recommend 8. 8. 8. by S. S. S. Being a perfect blood flam to a ll Rhsum atio sufferers. purifier this great remedy soon pro­ J. I., A O N E W , I f t. V ernon, O. duces a complete change in the en­ 803 E , G reen b rier St. tire circulation ; the thin, acrid blood is made pure and rich, and as it goes through the body nourishes and soothes the irritated nerves, eases the throb- bing muscles, and dissolves and carries out of the system the irritating particles in the join ts which are keeping up the pain and inflammation. S. S. S. cures k J B — I k J » _ ■ J B — Rheumatism permanently, and in addi- 9 w 9 tion tones up the digestion and stimu- DIIDCI V V r P F T A R I C lates the different members o f the body I 'l l l f C . L T i b U C I H D L C . to th eir f un duty so there is no cause for another attack. D o not waste tim e tryin g to rub Rheumatism away, but get it out o f the blood with S. S. S. so that the cold and dampness o f W inte* w ill not keep you in continual pain and agony. Special book on Rheuma­ tism and any medical advice w ill be given free. THE S W IF T SPEC IFIC C O .. ATLANTA. B A Get W hat You Ask Fori HERE la a Reason— Why the Good People of A m e r i c a buy Cascarela as Fast ss Ih j Clock Ticks. Every second some one, somewhere. Is Buying a little Ten-Cent Box oí Cas­ careis. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 6—60 times to the Minute, 60 Minutes to the Hour, 3600 Boxed an Hour, 36,000 Boxes a Day of Ten Hours, 1,080,000 Boxes a Month, and then some. Think of 11—220,000 People take a Cascaret tablet each day. Millions use Cascarets when necessary. The Judgment o I Millions of Bright Americans Is Infallible. They have been Buying and Taking Cascarets at that rate for over Six years. T t Is not an Experiment, not an Acct- it or Incident, but a sound, Honest siness, based on Tlme-Trled-and-Tested rit, never found wanting. 'here la a Reaaon, • • • lascarets are the Implacable foe of Disease Germs; the Incomparable anser, purifier and strengthener of the Ire Digestive Canal, rhey Act like Bxerdaa on the BoweL soles, make them strong and active— e to Help Themselves do their work— ip themselves dean. Cascarets are the safe-guard of Innocent lldhood against the Dreadful Dealh- iling Danger* that threaten the Lives the Uitle Ones. rhey we Purely Vegetable, absolutely xmless; always Reliable and Efficient, a true, faithful, loyal servant of Mankind. Over Five Millions of Dollars have been Spent to make the merits of Cas­ carets known, and every cent of It would be lost, did not sound merit claim and hold the constant, continued friendship. Patronage and Endorsement of well- pleased people year after year. e e • There Is also a Reason— Why there are Parasites who attach themselves to the Healthy Body of Cas- caret’s success—Imitators,Counterfeiters, Substi tutors. They are Trade Thieves who would rob Cascarets of the "Good Will” of the people, and sneak unearned profits, earned and paid for by Cascarets. A Dishonest Purpose means a Dishonest Product and a Disregard of the Purchas­ ers’ Health or Welfare. Beware of the Slick Salesman and his ancient ‘ ‘Just as Good” story that com­ mon sense refutes. Cascarets are made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and the famous little Ten Cent "Vest Pocket" box ts her# shown. They are never sold In bulk. Every tablet marked “ CCC.” Be sure you get the genuine. ’ m t to tu rn r M i x o i i »ore at rood fialth and te caver ■ wWc* tEUHIntr trinket it n4 to-U r. e e a W E « f t STi¿ Ï Ï Z V o . Boat Mass. IN THE NATIONAL HALLS OF CONGRESS Monday, February IB. Washington, Feb. 10. — Three bills were peered under suspension o f the rnlee— requiring a two-third* vote— in the house today. The first makes gtmbling unlawful in the territories of the United States, including Arizona, New Mexico, Okla­ homa, Indian Territory and Alaska. The bill is directed particularly against Arisons and New Mexico, where it was stated.gambling was licensed. The second prov’ dee additional work for the Census bureau by requiring sta­ tistics to be taken on insurance, fish­ eries, electrical industries, savings banks and Crimea. The third appropriates »60,000 for the purchase of 300 acres of coal lapd on the island of Batan, one of the Philippine archipelago. On the last named b ill a debate of two honra was had. The others were debated 40 minutes each. Washington, Feb. 19.— Discussion of the pure food b ill occupied practically all of the day in the senate. The speakers were Heybnrn, who has charge of the b ill; Foiaker, who presented a number of amendments desired by liquor interests; Money, in favor of his suetitute; and McCnmber. An order was made to devote time tomorrow to considering amendments under the ten- minute rule, and begin voting at 5 o’clock Wednesday. The president transmitted to congress a special message agreeing with the minority report of the consulting en­ gineers on the Panama canal in faver of a lock canal. Is It Y o u r O w n H a ir? the fortification bill, that measure was passed by the house today. Thursday, February 16. Washington, Feb. 16. — The senate today passed to the consideration of the joint statehood b ill and for an hour and a half listened to a speech by Dick in support of the b ill as reported from the committee on territories. The bill prohibiting the unauthorized wearing of the insignia of the G. A . R. and other soldier organizations was passed. Bills were passed establishing light- honses and fog signals on Cape Hincb- Pacific Coast Protests. i n brook island, W illiam sound and Cape Spencer, Cross sound, in Alaska. „ Washington, Feb. 16. — Serious op­ position from Pacific coast interests has Washington, Feb. 16. — “ Morning developed to the Cushman b ill provid­ hour” prevailed in the house today ing for new fishing legulations for The bouse committee on ter­ until after 6 o’clock. The net result Alaska. was the passage of a bill to increase to ritories is now considering the b ill and »30,000 a year the Federal appropria­ today six Pacific coast senators and a tion to each state and territory for the number of representatives appeared be­ support of agricultural experiment fore it and asked that the hearing be stations and a bill repealing the present kept open until parties interested can law granting American register to for­ reach here from the coast to be heard eign ships wrecked and repaired on the in opposition to it. The principal point of objection is American coast in the discretion of the secretary r f the department of Com­ that the b ill gives to the department of merce and Labor, and requiring a spe­ Commerce and Labor power to make It is claimed cial act of congress to grant such regis­ suitable regulations. the department would be absolute in ter. The feature of the day was the at­ this matter, and that any changeB in tempt of Payne, chairman of the ways the existing regulations would work and means committee, to get hie bill hardship, if not ruin, to the salmon for the consolidation of customs collec­ fishing industries. tion districts. A furious opposition Why No Statue o f Lafayette? developed and by a roll call a large ma­ jority voted against considering the Washington, Feb. 16.— The attention bill. Again, when the experiment sta­ of Secretary Root has been called to tbe tion bill came up, the debate reverted delay in completing tbe bronze statue into the Payne bill, and it was with of General Lafayette at Paris, for difficulty that it could be brought to which a large sum of money was raised in this country, to take the place of the an end. An indirect compliment was paid to plaster cast placed on the pedestal dur­ Longworth by a vote to adjourn today ing the exposition of 1000. It is un­ until Monday, although nothing will derstood that Mr. Root baB s’ arted an investigation. The Daughters of the appear in the record of its purpose. American Revolution are interesting themselves in the matter. Wednesday, February 14. Wednesday, Feb. 14. — A t a few minutes after 6 o’ clock today the senate Prior Right Given Squatter. cast its final ballot on tbs subsidy ship­ Washington, Feb. 19. — Senator Du­ ping b ill, which was passed by a vote bois today introduced a b ill providing of 38 to 27. A ll tbe votes for the bill that where settlers have been permitted were by Republican senators, and five to go upon and erect improvements on Republican senators voted with the lands within townsitea under govern­ Demorcats in opposition. They were ment irrigation projects prior to their Burkett, Dolliver, La Follette, Spooner formal opening, they shall have the and Warner. The vote on the b ill was first right to purchase lots on which preceded by action on a number of such improvements are located at the amendments, and this by an entire day appraised value. of debate. Many important amend­ ments were accepted, but only in one Last Hearing on Yakima Land. case was a modification agreed to that Washington, Feb. 14. — Land Com­ was not in accordance with the wishes missioner Ross today had a final hear­ of the managers of the b ill. The excep­ ing on his fight for the approval of the tion was on an amendment offered by state Carey act selection of 56,000 acres Spooner eliminating the provision giv­ in the Yakima valley. The case will ing half pay to members of the naval probably be decided in a few days. reeerve who have served lees than six months. Lighthouse for Resurrection Bay. When the shipping b ill waB dis­ Washington, Feb. 14.— Senator Piles posed of the statehood b ill was made today introduced a bill authorizing the the unfinished business. construction of a lighthouse at the en­ Washington, Feb. 14.— After spend­ trance o( Resurrection bay, Alaska, to ing almost the entire day in debate on cost »26,000. Changes Alaska Railroad Bill. Washington, Feb. 20.— The senate committee on territories authorised a favorable report on a b ill prohibiting gambling in Alaska, Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma and Indian T erri­ tory. The committee also authorized a favorable report npon tbe b ill to aid the construction of Alaskan railroads, but, amended it by striking ont the provision for the bond issue secured by the United States government. As the b ill w ill be reported there is no direct financial assistance given by tbe gov­ ernment to this project. Will Report Bill. Washington, Feb. 20.— The P hilip­ pine tariff hill, which has been held up in the sneate committee ever since it passed the honse, is soon to be reported. The Democrats of the committee, who were supposed to be solidly arrayed against the bill, held a conference today and two ont of the five declared their intention to vote to report the bill— Carmack of Tennessee and McCreary of Kentucky. Three Republicans, how­ ever— Hale of Minnesota, Bnrrowi of Michigan and Brandegee of Connecticut — are opposed to the bill. Railroads on the Islands. Washington,. Feb. 14. — Tbe bid of Solomcn 4 Co., Cornelius Vanderbilt, J. G. White 4 Co., all of New York; Thomas F. Swift, Detroit, with whom is associated tbe International Banking corporation; H. B. Wilson and Heidei- bach, Ickelheimer 4 Co., has been ac­ cepted by tbe Philippine government lor tbe concessionary contracts or grants for tbe construction, mainte­ nance and operation of railroads in the islands of Negros, Panay and Ceba. Their bid provides for fall government goat antes authorized by congrea*. Ask Expulsion of Senator. Washington, Feb. 14.— A petition asking for the expulsion of Senator T. C. Platt, of New York, from the senate, which bad been filed with tbe vice president, was laid before the senate today. The document is signed by C. W . Post, of Washington. Mr. Post al­ leges tb it Mr. Platt should be deprived of hie seat because, as president of the United States Express company, he is an officer of a combination consisting of ail the principal express companies of tbe country who co-operate to keep up rates. May T ry Behring Sea Claims. Washington, F#b. 20. — The house committee on judiciary today returned a favorable report on a b ill to confer jarifdiction upon tbe Circuit court of tbe United Statee for the Ninth circuit ( P k U c coast statee) to determine io equity the rights of American citizens under the award of the Behring sea arbitration of Paris and to render judg­ ment. The bo nee committee also or­ dered favorable report for United States courts at Victoria, Tax..and M iami, Fla. Will Act On Exclusion Law. Washington, Feb. 14. — Chinese ex- clnsion legislation was one of the sub­ jects discussed today by the president. Representative Perkins, of New York, told the president that the matter soon would be taken up by the committee and that he had no doubt that action would be taken. He said it would be the effort of the committee to satisfy tbe objections now made by the Chi­ nese, without admitting to this country Chinese coolie*. CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Do you pin your hat to your ow n h a ir? C a n ’ t do it? Haven’t enough hair? It must be you do not know A yer’s Hair Vigor I Here’s an intro­ duction! May the acquaint­ ance result in a heavy growth of rich, thick,glossy hair! And we know you’ll never be gray. Tuesday, February 13. Washington, Feb. 18.— The fortifica­ tions appropriation hill held the atten­ tion of the honse today, and woe tbe text for mach heated argument, first over tbe lax method of expenditure of public money and second over the lo­ cation of the proposed »16,000,000 naval station for the Philippines. Washington, Feb. 13. — Senator E l­ kin* today introduced his bill for rail­ way rate regulation. Tbe measure pro­ vides that whenever any rate, fare or charge established by any common car­ rier shall be unjust and unreasonable, the Interstate Commerce commission shall have power, after complaint and hearing, to make an order requiring such rate to be modified, so far as shall be necessary in order to remove the un­ reasonableness and unlawfulness. The order shall take effect on and after a date to be specified not less than 30 days after service upon the carrier, and shall continue in effect for one year un­ less restrained or Bet aside by lawful order or decree of court, or unless re­ voked or modified by a supplementary order of the commission, which may be made upon application or after notice to the carrier defendant in the proceed­ ing. Senator Fnlton today offered an amendment to tbe Bundry civil bill ap­ propriating »400,000 for protecting and preserving work done on tbe jetty at the mouth of the Columbia river. Mr. Fulton has concluded, after repeated conferences with Chairman Burton, of tbe house committee, and the senate leaders, that the only possible way of getting an appropriation this session for the month of the Columbia is by on amendment to tbe sundry civil bill. There is absolutely no hope of passing a special bill, nor is there any hope of putting through an emergency river and harbor b ill to provide for a limited number of deserving projects, as was at one time contemplated. The friend o f s young physician started for a little western town and promised to telograpb If the settlement appeared to be a good opening In the medical line. Some weeks later tbe physician received the following mes­ sage: “ Come at once. All's well.” To which the physician responded: Portland Trada Directory “ What's the use of coming If all’s Names and Addresses la Portland « I Repré­ sell? I had better locate where they’re sentative Business Firms. ill sick." P H O T O S U P P L I E S ; K odak d evelop in g and print­ A G U A R A N T E E D C U R E F O R P IL E S . in g; w rite for prices. W oodard, C larks A Co. Itch in g, B1 ml, B 'sedlng. Protruding Piles. Drug. sta are authorized to rotund m oney t f I'A/.O ; M A G IC L A M K H N r t - W etster IV»., Portland. I N T M K N T fa Is to cure In 5 to IS days. 60c. Low est prices ou Lanterns and .Slides. S E L A S T IC * H O S IE R Y ; Supporters, Braces; K n it to P U ; free m easurem ent blanks : W oodard, Clarke. T h o ro u gh . “ I hear,” suiti one financier, “ that Mr. Rockefeller is bathing bis feet In the early morning dew to benefit bis health.” "Yes,” replied the other. "Having gotten all there is out of oil, he Is going to try water."— Washington Star. I think that A y e r’s H air Vljcor Is the most w onderful hair grow er that was e ver made. I h ave used H fo r some tim e and I can truth­ fu lly sav that I am greatly pleased with It. I ch eerfu lly recom m end it as a splendid prepa­ ration.” — Miss V. B r o c k , W ay land, Mich. ** ! HOUSES j prices. : T R U S S E S sent on ap p roval; w e guarantee fit In most d ifficu lt cases; W oodard, C lark e A Co. j PITB P erm an en tly Cured. N o a t- o r nervousness i t I 0 after flrs td a y 's u e e u f Dr. K lin e's Great N erva Restorer. Wend for F r e e a x trial bottleand treatise. Dr. R . H . K lin e, Ltd., SSI A rch 8 k , Philadelphia, Pm J . O. A y e r Co., L o w e ll, *— so manuflaoturera of Ï - Isc-----*— K æ uers SARSAPARILLA. PILLS. CHERRY PECTORAL. S e c o n d -H a n d . Ascum— Why, I thought Crlbber one o f the wittiest comedians on the vaudeville stage. Apparently you didn’t like the sort of jokes he uses. Heedlt— Oh, but I do. That’s why I couldn’t laugh at him. H e and I seem to read the same Joke papers.— Philadelphia Press. Deafness Cannot Be Cured b y lo c a l a p p lic a tio n s aa th e y c a n n o t re a c h th e d isea sed p o r tio n o f th e e a r. T h e r e Is o n ly o n e w a y to c u re d ea fn e s s , a n d t h a t 1» b y c o n sU tu - t lo n a i r e m e d ie s , b e a fn e s s ts c a u sed b y a n In ­ fla m e d c o n d it io n o f th e m u cou s l i n i n g o f th e E u s ta c h ia n T u b e. W h e n th is tu b e Is fn tla m e d ou h a r e a r u m b lin g s o u n d o r im p e r fe c t h ear- n g , a n d w h e n i t Is e n t ir e ly c lo s e d , D e a fn ess Is tb e r e s u lt, a n d u n less th e in fla m m a tio n c a n be ta k e n o u t a n d th is tu b e re s to re d t o Its n o rm a l c o n d itio n , h e a r in g w i l l b e d e s tr o y e d fo r e v e r ; D in e cases o u t o f te n a r e c a u s e d b y C a ta rrh , w h ic h Is n o t h in g b u t a n In fla m e d c o n d itio n o f th e-m u co u s su rfaces. W e w i l l g i v e O n e H u n d r e d D o lla r s fo r a n y ca se o f b o a fn e s s (c a u s e d b y c a t a r r h ) th a t c a n ­ n o t b e c u re d b y f l a i l 's C a ta rrh C u re. S en d fo r c irc u la rs , fre e . F. J. C H U N K Y A C O ., T o le d o , O . B old b y D ru g g is ts , 75c. H a l l ’s F a m ily P ills a re th e best. i Too R e a l is t i c . A C a r e fu l P a tie n t. A woman whose throat had troubled her for a long time, says a writer In the Philadelphia Public Ledger, grew Impatient at tbe slow progress she was making, and made complaint to her doctor, who said: ‘‘Madam, I can never cure you of this throat trouble unless you stop talking, and give your throat a com­ plete rest.” “ But, doctor,” objected his patient "I'm very careful what I say. I nev­ er use harsh language or anything of that kind.” M o th e r s w i l l A n d M r” . W ln a lo w 's S o o th in g S yru p th e b est r e m e d y to uae t o r t h e ir c h ild r e n d u r in g t h e t e e t h in g p e rio d . At th e H o t e l. Guest— Didn’t I telegraph for the best room In the house? Clerk— Yes, sir. Guest— Why didn't you save tt for me? Clerk— I'v e already given the best room in the house to fifty people to­ night. and 1 thought you wouldn't like to be crowded.— Cleveland Leader. Mrs. Gaswell— 1« your nieca still do­ For forty years Piso’s Cure for Con­ ing art work? Mrs. Sudilen-Clymer — Yes, indeed. sumption fms cured coughs and colds. A t druggists. Price 25 coats. The other day she painted a bunch of golden rod so lifelike and natural that A G o o d C la h . It gives me the hay fever every time I “The weather man said It would rain 'ook at It.— Chicago Tribune. to-day and I am glad 1 carried my um­ TO C U R E A C O LD I N O N E D A Y T a k e L A X A T I V E HHOMO Quinine Tablets, brng- brella." sts refund m oney If It f a t s to cure. E. w. “ But it didn’t rain at all to-day." R O V E 'S signature Is on each box. 25c. “ I know It didn’t, but I met the weather man on the street and I used F r o m P i g to P o r k . Passerby— Is that your p o rk