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¡¡CATARRH H E A D ¿ ^ ^ )K ID H £ rS THROATf^vWlBLMIMK UJNGSXÉM4 f £MALC a (ORGANS A B la c k m a ilin g In s tru m e n t. The street musician paused a t the steps. ‘•Moosle?” "No, no. Here’s a quarter for you. Move along.” “Tanka, signor. It is such a fine o rg \” “Fine! It’s the worst box of discord ant whistles I ever heard!” “It is do finesto org’ I’ietro ever own. It playa da tune not so much, but It brings da more mon’.” Healthy C hildren. W ith o u t good h ealth life ie not worth living. Sickly, peevish children are a source of endless trouble and anxiety to th e ir parents, y et th e c h ild ren ’s con d itio n is frequently due to th e ir p a r e n ts’ ignorance or thoughtlessness, or both. To m ake children h e alth y and to keep them in th a t condition it is ne cessary to feed them proper food and to see th a t they get plenty of exercise and fresh a ir. M eat is very bad for c h ild ren . I t should be avoided and food rich in phosphates, such as P ills- b u ry ’s Vitos, should be given in its place. T h is food is tru ly th e “ m eat of the w h e at.” I t is m ade by th e w orld’s greatest m illers and it is free from a rti ficial coloring or a d u te ratio n . I t is not especially a c h ild ’s food. Your whole fam ily w ill enjoy th is common sense cereal. I t m akes a wholesome, su b stan tial breakfast or an appetizing dessert7 and can be prepared in one hundred different ways. E very g >od grocer w ill supply you w ith P illsb u ry ’s V itos. Large package — enough to m ake twelve pounds of strength-building food, 20c. Ask your grocer about it today. S o m e w h a t D if f e r e n t . "T suppose th a t old chap w ith the long w hite w hiskers over there Is one of y our old settlers, Isn’t he?” said the grocery drum m er. " I reckon he's w h at yew m ight call a old resident,” rejoined the village m erchant, "b u t he ain ’t no old settler. H e’s been a-owln' me for nigh onto th irty years.” $100 Rew ard, $100. T h e re a d e rs of th la p a p e r w ill be p le a se d to le a r n th a t th e re l s a t le a s t o n e d re a d e d disease t h a t s c ie n c e h a s been a b le to c u re In a ll Its s ta g e s, a n d t h a t Is C a ta rrh , f l a i l ’s C a ta rrh C u re is th e o n ly p o sitiv e c u re k n o w n to th e m e d ic a l f r a t e r n ity . C a ta rrh b e in g a c o n s titu tio n a l d is e a s e , re q u ire s a c o n s titu tio n a l tre a t m e n t. H a ll’s C a ta rrh C ure is ta a e n in te r n a lly , a c tin g d ir e c tl y u p o n th e blood a n d m ucous s u rfa c e s o f th e s y ste m , th e re b y d. s tro y in g the th e pa- f ................................ o u n d a tio n of th e d ........e, isea se a , n d gb-------- _ g iv in g ------------ ln g u ip ti e n t s tr e n g t h by b u lild ild in p th tii n tr e c o n s titu tio a __________ n d a s s is tin in d d o o in in g g it s w o rk . T h e n g g n n a a t t u u r r e e in p ro p rie to rs h a v e so m u c h fa ith in it s c u ra tiv e p o w ers t h a t th e y offer O ne H u n d re d h o lla rs for a n y case t h a t i t fa ils to c u re . S e n d for list of te s tim o n ia ls . _ . . _ A d d ress. F. J . C H EN EY A CO., Toledo, a Bold b y d ru g g is ts , 76c. H a ll's Fam ily Pills are th e beat. I t “ L is te n e d L ik e ” It. Two Germans, one from out of the city, were at Electric P ark Saturday night hearing Ellery’s band. The non resident Gerrnsn thought he had heard the band before, but waan’t sure. After ■ well-played selection he turned to bis companion and asked: “ fss dot a Ceencinnati pand?” “Oh, no; nod a t »11 it issen't,” was th e reply. “Veil,” said the first, “ It listens like It” Is Y o u r H air Sick? That’s too bad I We had no ticed it was looking pretty thin and faded of late, but naturally did not like to apeak of it. By the way, Ayer’a Hair Vigor is a regular hair grow er, a perfect h air re storer. It keeps the scalp clean and healthy. • I M l w ill a c q u a in te d w t t h A H a i r T h o r a n d I Ilk * It v e ry m u ch . I w ould e s p e c ia lly recoin m ood It as i n e x c e lle n t dreeefn* * ' ‘ *-----In* It »oft and amooth. and «Tr from spllttlm* at tbe m m i u F ritz , Voodnm, Mick. itv /.O . Aya»Co.. Lowell,Mai aim a a a u lm n c i of A tiers 9 M U M B U A She—Ig a telephone girl’» occupation profession or a business? He— N either; lt'e a calling.— Chicago News. "My d e ar girl, do you think It la right to let th a t young m an spend so m uch money on you?” "W hy not? I have no Intentions of m arrying him.” H e (after the ceremony)— Do you really think I shall m ake a good mate, darling? She—Oh, you’re all right! H ow do you like your captain?—Chi cago Journal. Kelly—Con Cooney wor pinched thla afternoon for Intim idatin’ a shtrlke breaker. W elch—Ye don’t tell mo? An' phw at passed betw een tblm ? Kelly— W an brick.—Puck. T ax Assessor—Can you give me some Idea of w hat your husband la w orth? L ady—Really, I don’t know, but I w ouldn’t tak e a million dollars for him.—Chicago Journal. G reat A uthor— W alter, this steak la as tough as leather. W aiter—I ’ve al w ays heard you waa an original char acter, sir, but I ’m hanged If you don’t say Just the sam e as all on ’em do.— Tlt-Blts. “Pop! “ Yes, my sou.” “ W hat la a screen for?” “To hide things, my boy.” “ Pop!” “ Yes, my son.” " Is th a t the reason they screen a ton of coal, to hide the w eight?”—Yonkers Statesm an. M amma—Now, Elsie, dear, w h at Is a cat? Elsie— Dunno. M am ma—Well, w h a t’s th a t funny little anim al that comes creeping up the sta irs w hen ev eryone’s In bed? Elsie (promptly!— Papa.—Illu stra ted Bits. Mra. G w llllam s (of the flat above)— Your children woke me up a t 5 o’clock this m orning w ith their noise, and I d id n 't go to sleep a g iln . Mrs. Sfllnt— Did they? The darlings! They are so full of life!—Chicago Tribune. E n th u sia st—I think you a re Just grand, Mr. Bandleader. Are you very busy all the tim e? O rchestra Conduc tor— W hy do you ask, m adam ? E n th u siast—Oh, you heat tim e so splen didly. I h a re some rugs to beat on S aturdays and I'd like to engage you In advance to do them .—Philadelphia Bulletin. Mr. P e tt Ridge, of London, a t tha annual m eeting of the Invalid Chil dren’s Aid Association, told of two little girls who w ere sent out of s board school to w ash their faces. Said the elder to the younger, proudly: “ My face la m uch d irtie r than yours.” "O f course,” said the other. "You’re a y ear older.”—Dally Chronicle. "G erald, w h a t m akes your eyes so red?” “Are they red, Millie? Then It m ust be because I didn’t sleep well last nlgut.” “ Are you troubled w ith Insom nia? You ought to tak e some thing to cure It.” “ But I don 't w an t to be cured of It. 1 lie aw ake th in k ing of you.” I t waa plain sailing for G erald a fte r th a t.—Chicago T ribune. A sm all boy from the nortji who w as visiting a relative In one of the south ern S tates w here convict labor Is em ployed In public Im provem ents be cam e very Interested in the men and th e ir black and w hite striped clothes. One day he w ent to a circus, and for the first tim e In his life saw a zebra. "Oh, auntie,” he cried, “look a t the convict m ule!”—L lpptncott’s Magazine. "H an g the luck! I lost a peach of an um brella to-day.” “ Yes, people don’t seem to have any conscience about sw iping um brella». How did you lose It?” "W ell, It w as standing again st the wall In the re s ta u ra n t I kept my eye on It------** “ You bet; you have to! W ell?” “ Aud Just as I w as getting up, the fellow th a t owned It cam e along and took It!”—Cleveland Leader. A t the end of Ja n u a ry Mrs. W under brought her nice new expense book to her husband. “ I can figure up my J a n uary balance all rig h t,” she said, “but I ’m eith er $ 1 9 .0 0 behind or ahead. 1 rem em ber w h at all the o ther Item s are for, b u t I can’t recall w hether I spent th a t $19.05 for som ething, or you gave It to me fo r household expenses.” Mr. W under looked a t the page for a mo m ent, th en handed back the book w ith a condescending air. "My dear,” he said, “th a t 1905 seem s to me to Indi cate w hat y ear this Is.”—Judge. Among the visitors a t an a rt exhi bition w ere tw o old Indies from the country. They w ere exam ining w ith g reat Interest a bas-relief of a young G reek shepherd, beneath w hich w ere Inscribed the words. “ Executed In te rra cotta.” "I wonder w here T erra C otta la,” ventured the elder of the two, tu rn in g to her companion. “ Well, now, I ought to know,” h esitated the other, "b u t I c a n 't seem to place It Just now.” “ Ah, well,” rejoined the first speaker, as they passed on, "It m ust be a d readful place If they exe cute harm less young boys like th a t there.”— P hiladelphia Ledger. On one of the old turnpikes yet re m aining In the South a big touring car had tw ice rushed through the gate w ithout paying toll. The th ird tim e they m ade the a tte m p t the negro toll m an sh u t his gate and brought them to a stand. W ith Indignation the half- dozen occupants of the car declared they w ere entitled to ride free. “ Look a t your own board,” said the spokes man. “I t says. ’Every carriage, cart or wagon draw n by one beast, tw o centa; every additional b e a s t tw o cent».’ W e're not draw n by any beast a t all.” “No; b u t here'» w here ye come in. sah,” replied the darky, point ing to an o th er clause as follows: 'E v ery half-dozen hogs, four cents.’ An’ three tim es four Is tw elve,” he added. H e W as D aly P re p a re d . “I suppose." »aid the city boarder aa the fa rm e r loaded bis baggage In the wagon, “yon have plenty of freaii vegetables e t your place?” "Goeh, yea!” answ ered the knowing granger. “ Soon ex I got yore letter I w ent ever tew teow n a n ’ bought a dozen 'sorted cans.”—Columbus Dis patch. ___________________ The people a re getting Into the pian ola h a b it so thoroughly th at no doubt there will be com plaint In heaven be cause they c a n 't play those b srp s with their feet. DOMKSTIC OP OLDEN TIMES. H ow M o d ern S e r v a n ts D iffe r fro n t ■ tnrdjr "O ne o f th e F a n tllx ” Type. ‘T h e old-fashioned patriarch al sys tem which perm itted tha ‘help’ to be come a n Integral p a rt of the fam ily presented m any objectionable feature«, y e t the n a tu ra l and logical result of auch relations betw een em ployer and employed waa to secure a b e tte r and m ore Intelligent class of service,” says M artha B aker D unn In the A tlantic Monthly. " I t would not be a difficult business to collect a sheaf of testim onials from housekeepers who a re able to rem em ber the changes of the last fifty years, certifying th at the th rifty , capable and reliable ‘hired girl,’ w ith whose vir tues and usefulness so m any New E ng land households have In form er days been happily fam iliar, no longer ex ists except In Infrequent and sporadic Instances. "The younger class of girls who un der the old regim e w ent out to service now employ them selves In the shops, factories and sim ilar establishm ents w here their tim e a fte r w orking hours Is their own. They know the tw e ets of Independence and the proud, If Im aginary, satisfaction of being ‘Just as good as anybody.' “T he dom estic ra n k s In the New E ngland tow ns of to-day are largely recruited from a w andering trib e of m ore m atu re women, who vary the aerial of m atrim ony by divergencies Into the field of w orking out. Some of them belong to the variety know n as grass widows, some of them have eith er Ju st got a bill or are Just about to get a bill from tbelr husbands, some have husbands who ap p ear spasm odi cally and then pass once more Into obscuration. D uring the Intervals of these Interrupted rom ances the hero ines of them bestow a som ew hat in te r m itten t and perfunctory a tte n tio n on households whose need Is so urgent th a t the m em bers thereof a re w illing to gutter and be strong. "T here w as a certain neat, spare, gauntly decorous m iddle-aged wom an who d u rin g my girlhood alw ays spent a p a rt of each day ‘helping out’ In our crow ded household whose m em ory re tain s for me an abiding fascination. She exem plified a type which had In those days m any represen tativ es; a type of wom an strong both In m ind and body, w ith an untutored Intelli gence born of necessity and experi ence. ‘T h e se women w ere a p t to be sharp- cornered, full of Individuality, Incisive of speech and a c t a su rface ungrac iousness which did not long conceal a repressed sw eetness of nature, often the outgrow th of deep and conscien tious religious feeling. " I t w a s . alw ays a gala day to me when 'A unt Sophia' cam e to abide with us. I t m eant th a t there would be things doing, fresh Interests added to life, Interests more or less piquantly flavored w ith the new com er's Individ uality. A unt Sophia's sharp sayings, her idiom atic stories gathered from e x periences In m any households, the very unexpectedness of her standpoints, all helped to flavor the com m onplaceness of dally living, and, though I have spoken of her and her class as crea tu res of untutored Intelligence, In com parison w ith m any of the flippant and shallow beings who inh ab it our kitch ens to-day, these old-fashioned dom es tics w ere adm irably educated. Sophia read h e r Bible as eagerly as her pro totype of to-day reads B ertha M. Clay'a novels.” * * * * * * * * * * * * » § * * » ^ te 0LD Í Twice as Good One Third the Cost A T h i n s o f B e a u ty . A thing of beauty is s Joy forever; • Its loveliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness, but still will keep A bower quiet for us snd a sleep Full of sweet dreams aud health and quiet breathing; Therefore on every morrow we are wreathing A flowery band to bind us to the earth Spite of despondence, of the inhuman dearth Of noble natures, of the gloomy days. Of all the unhealthy and o'erdarkened ways Made for our searching—yes, in spite of all, Some shape of beauty moves away the pall From our dark spirits. Such the sun, the moon, Trees old and young, sprouting a shady boon For simple sheep, and such are daffodils. W ith the green world they live In, and clear rills T hat for themselves a cooing covert make ’Gainst the hot season, the midforest brake Rich with a sprinkling of fair musk rose blooms, And such, too, is the grandeur of the dooms We have imagined for the mighty dead. All lovely tales th at we have heard or read, An endless fountain of Immortal drink Pouring unto us from heaven’s brink. —John Keats. l OUNCES/ Every day Is bargain day in the W ave Circle. Come in and get ac quainted. K C w ill help you cut down th e living expense» and m ake doctor’s bill» a th in g of the past. Do you realize th a t you can get the beat and purest baking powder in the world BAKING W POWDER fS . K ®UES MAHI®' a t one-third w h at you’ve been paying for anyw here near K C quality. A i s ounce can coats 2 sc. T hink of the saving! Can you m ake money any easier ? Get it to-day. The grocer returns the price of can if you are not aatisfied. Send postal for the beautiful “ Book of Present».” FREE. JA Q U E S M FC . OO. C h ic a g o . M OVES THE BAIT. CASTOR IA f o r I n f a n t s a n d C h ild r e n . The Kind You Have Always Bought — B e a rs th e S ig n a tu re of S p le n d id S chem e. R astus—I tol* Mandy not to fogit to o’clock to-morrow Fastest, lightest and strongest Stum p Puller on the m arket. IIP Ilorse power on *.hs sweep w ith two bornas. W rits tor descriptive catalog and prices. ------------ ------ — ■ — - K B IB R S O N M A C H IN E R Y CO. Fast .1 M arriaon S tra a t E • • IM rtlanJ. O r q w E O L JC M T /O A J d tp thi* out, return to us with the i and addresses of yourself and two of your friends, and the date when you will probably enter a business college, and we will credit you with 95.00 on our 965.00 scholarship. O u r school offers exceptional advantages to students of Business, Shorthand, English, etc. B est I nstruction —L owest T uition WRITE EOS CATALOGUE 10—IT'S FREE * • * • * * • • : TH E MULTNOMAH I : BUSINESS INSTITUTE : • M. A. ALB IN , Pace. • ee sixth o r. » PO R TL A N D , O R E . * WANTED A tra c t of 1,500 to 2,000 acre» of paatnra ian d in the W illam ette valley, w ithin fair distance of th e railroad. M ust be reasonable in price, well w atered and in M arion, L inn, Lane, B enton or Polk county. A ddress, w ith full iiarticulari, B uyer, No. 415 M arquam Bldg., P o rt land, Oregon. ■ rry v w x — M AKERS OR — * —^WATERPROOF OILED CLOTBIIG/ f SLKKRHOMMEL 5L1CERS AK9 HATS.) s u c c ta a c a AT PHILADELPHIA CHICAGO AND OTHER eXPOAITIONA f o l l o w in g o u r WE WON THE ^HIGHEST P O S S IB LE AWARD L Tilt JT.LOUIS WORLD'SJAIR y -------- CO LIMITER., TO*OMT«,CAH Y ou C an G e t Alien** F o o t-E a s e FR EE. W rite A llen 8. O lm sted , Le R o y .N . Y ., fo r a fre e s a m p le of A lle n ’s F o o t-E ase. It c u re s s w e a tin g , h o t s w o lle n . a c h in g fe e t. It m a k es n ew o r t i g h t sh o es easy. A c e rta in c u re for c o rn s. In g ro w in g n a ils a n d b u n io n s . A ll d r u g g gists is ts s e ll it . 25c. D o n 't a c c e p t a n y substitute. H e l p i n g H im . C lo c k M e c h a n is m P r o p e l s t h e A p p a r a wake me up a t 0 tu s in th e W a te r. morning. M A L L E A B L E IRON STUMP PU LLER S • • • » • • • ¿411 G rocers T h e re A re O th e rs. It is strange th at in Asia and Africa. | where grass will not grow, the most j H a rter—Grumleigh strikes me aa be beautiful flowera and shruba flourish to ing rather selfish. He seems to live perfection. entirely w lthli himself. Carter—Oh, well, he isn’t the only man in town who lives in a flat. T he C entury In 1908. The lavish prom ises of a year ago Plso’a Curs W a good cough medicine. were splendidly fulfilled in The Cen I t has cured couyhs and colds for forty years. A t druggists, 25 cents. tu ry during 1905—its verse and essays, its pictures and fiction, ita article« of Too Severe. tim ely interest and perm anent value, Nell— When I marry it shall b* to a w ent beyond all prom ise and expecta man of nerve. I put H arry to tbs test tio n . The feast in 1906 w ill be even and he failed. richer th an in "1905. T here w ill be Bell—And what was the test, dear? th e new novel by M rs. H um phry W ard, J u s t B e f o r e t h e B a ttle » M o th e r Nell—I told him to go out on the “ Fenw ick’s C areer,” a new hnm orons busiest street and yell “ H urrah for Rus Ju st before the battle, mother, I was thinking most of you. serial by th e creator of “ Susan C legg,” sia,” but he backed out. While upon the field we’re watching, and short stories by th e ablest and Permanently Cured. No fltsor nervousness W ith the enemy in view— m ost popular w riters of th e day. T here riTO I I IU after flrstday’aueeorDr. Kline's (treat Nerve Comrades brave are round me lying, w ill be a u th o ritire accounts of such Restorer Mend for Free»') trial bottle and treatise. Filled with thoughts of home and wonderful work as our construction of Dr. K. H. glint, Ltd..Ml A r. ti st.. Philadelphia, Pa. God; W. S. Harwood D iffere n c e. For well they know that on the morrow, the Panam a canal. w ill te ll of “ Saving C alifornia’s Some will sleep beneath the sod. “Why don’t you get up and give that C rops.” T he director of C ornell’s seat to your father, Bobby?” reprimand School of A griculture, Professor L. H . ed the lady. “Don’t it pain you to zee Oh, I long to see you, mother, Bailey, w ill discuss th e im p o rtan t him reaching for a strap?” And the loving ones at home, problem of th e young m an and th e “Net on the street car,” chuckled But I will never leave our banner, Till in honor I can come, farm . T here w ill be m any o th er a r ti Bobby, “but it pains me to see him reaching for a strap at home.” Tell the traitors all around you. cles of kindred value and in terest. T hat their cruel words we know, M o th e rs w ill fin d Mm. W in slo w ’s S o o th in g In ev’ry battle kill our soldiers, H is H a p p ie s t H o a r. S y ru p th e b e st re m e d y to u se fo r th e ir c h ild re n By the help they give the foe. He— Do you remember the night I d u r in g t h e te e th in g p erio d . asked yon to marry me? A T heory D e m o n stra te d . H ark! I hear the bugles sounding, She— Yes, dear. “ Do you believe that any one can put ’Tis the signal for the fight, “For a whole hour we sat there, and Now, may God protect us, mother, not a word did yon speak. Ah, th at was people to sleep by means of hypnotism?” “ Yes,” answered Miss Cayenne, “ Mr. As He ever does the right, the happiest hour of my life!”—Echo de Dullboy was talking about it yesterday. H ear the “ B attle cry of Freedom,” Paris. I felt sleepy before he had spoken twen How it swells upon the air, ty words.” Oh, yes, we’ll rally round the standard, Or we’ll perish nobly there. Chorus: Farewell, mother, you may never, you may never, Mother, press me to your heart again, But you’ll not forget me, mother, you’ll not forget me, If I am numbered with the slain. A P a ir o f R o u n d e r* . Husband (time 1 a. m.)—I shay, m’dear, I—hie—didn’t ’shpect to fi’ you - —hie—sittin’ up for me. Wif* (calmly)—Oh I that*« ail right, old boy. I only got In myaelf about fir* minute* aga. me! Ja c k T im m ld—C ongratulate May h a s accepted------ Cousin K ate—Of course. I told you I’d help you a fte r she refused you the la st tim e. Ja c k Tim m ld—Oh, did you p u t In A ^ood w ord for me Cousin K ate—Several. I Intim ated to M ay th a t I w as a fte r you myself. —Philadelphia Press. Ike— Why, you doau’ have to go to Num bers of contrivances to assist the fisherman and fool the flsh have work. It’s a holiday. R astus—I know, but I want de satis been Invented a t different tim es, but faction of rolling over an’ goin’ to sleep to a New York m an belongs the credit again. for the latest. He has invented a de vice for fishing purposes which moves the bait about in the w ater autom at ically in any direction desired, an il lustration of which is show n here. The body Is shaped to resem ble a flsh and M uff O rig in a te d In F ra n c e . A congested vein pressing on a nerve accounts for the swelling, throbbing ache of W hen the muff cam e to us from is of about the sam e dim ensions as F ran ce In the days of C harles IX . no m ost fresh-w ater flsh, being m ade of lady could have worn a sealskin muff, cork and divided in the center. In- for black waa decreed by the king to be the badge of the comomn people and the court follow ers w ere restricted to the colors. Muffs have gone through m ore styles th an it would seem possi frees the circulation, allays the pressure and soothes awsy the peln. ble to Invent for su ch -a sim ple article of convenience, says the London P r l e * . 3 5 c . asse t J O c . Chronicle. They have been long and narrow and again large and round. One of the m ost curious styles was th a t of Louis XIV. called th e “chlens C h o ic e o f E v i l s . A n In s ln n a tlo n . Singleton—Ju st as soon as a woman "W omen.” remarked Growella, al- m anchors,” because they w ere m ade can manage a man her love begiua to waya have tbelr puraea filled with «am* to convey little dogs In. cool. Pie»-” T he muff w hen first Introduced w as W edderly—Yes; and Just aa aoon as "Anyway.” rejoined Mr». Growella. th e exclusive property of the nobility. she discovers she can’t manage him she in a tone redolent of sarcasm, we^don t T hese muffs w ere very sm all and con begins to make It hot for him. get them filled In ’sample room». sisted of a single piece of velvet, bro cade or silk lined w ith fur and the openings fastened w ltn rich Jewels. Such arrangem ent* cam e In during the side the bod; or float la a recess to early p a rt of the seventeenth century. receive a m otor casing, and in the W e now associate the muff only with la tte r la secured a spring motor. Tbe cold w eather, but In the old days It stop m echanism and release comprise w as a regular p a rt of w om an's dress a stop-lever, which la pivoted In a bearing on tbe top of the caging. Tbe and w as carried a t all tim es. lever carries a pin, which registers T k ram a. No other bodily suffering is equal to th a t produced by th e pain of Rhett» w ith a circle of perforations In a gear In th e prosaic nom enclature of the wheel of tbe m otor gearing, so as to tnatism . W hen the poisons and acids, w hich cause th is disease, become in railroad tim e-tables T hrum s Is K irrie prevent the m otor from unw inding trenched in the blood there is hardly any p a rt of th e body th a t is n o t af m uir. I t m ight b e tte r be called “ Bar- wben not in use. Secured underneath fected. T he m uscles become sore and draw n, th e nerves tw itch and stin g , rietow n,” for the nam e and fam e of the float la a fine keel, to keep the th e jo in ts inflame and swell, th e bones ache, every m ovem ent is one of B arrie w rap It round about cs w ith a float In an upright position. Journaled agony, and th e entire body is racked w ith pain. R heum atism is brought on m agic m antle. It Is doubtful If any in the sides of the float a re two ad by indigestion, stom ach troubles, torpid Liver, weak K idneys and a general other living au th o r Is so firmly placed ju stab le arm s, carrying disks or balls inactive state of th e system . T he refuse m a tte r instead of passing off In the affections of his townspeople. of cork, which raise the arm s wben th ro u g h n atu re's avenues is left to sour and form uric acid, and other acrid T he Scotch are clannish, and when the float Is lowered lntov the w ater, poisons w hich are absorbed in to th e blood. R heum atism does not affect any Scotchm an dra w s to Scotland the this operation m oving the lever to all alike. In some cases it takes a A b o u t f if te e n y e a r s a g o I h a d a s e v e re a tten tio n of th e world the Scotch will which they a re secured, causing the j w andering form ; it m ay be in the a t t a c k o f R h e u m a t i s m a n d c o u ld n o t w o r k w i t h a n y a a t t s f a o t i o n . M y le g s arm s or legs one day and in th e set him upon a pedestal of affection pin or stop to disengage from the e r e b a d l y a w o lla n a n d d r a w n ao X Shoulders, feet, hands, back or other w c o u ld s c a r c e ly w a lk . X t r i a d m a n y r e m w hich la not a t all vainglorious. perforations of the wheel, allowing p arts of th e body the n ext. O thers e d ie s b u t c o u ld g e t n o r e l i s t . I w a s fin K irriem uir, w here Mr. B arrie was the m otor to drive the shaft. This S . a n d it suffer more seriously, and are mfver s a o l l o y n re c c u o r e m d m m e n e d e s o d u t n o d t r a y n d ■- w H e ll. X am born. Is a charm ing little, old town, sh a ft ro tates a propeller a t the rear free from pain. The uric acid and n o w 7 4 y e a r s o ld a n d h a v e n a v e - h a d 125 m iles north of G las w , about end of the float, tbe b a it being sus b th er irritatin g substances find lodge a n y r e t u r n o f t h e t r o u b l e , J O S E P H F K O M J& H A W L E Y , half-w ay betw een Dundee and A ber pended from a rod a t the stem of the m ent in th e muscles and joints and B o x 104. A u r o r a , I1L deen. It contains possibly 5,000 peo flo a t A key winds the m otor when It as these deposits increase th e m us S o m e tim e a g o I h a d X h e n m a t la m a n d ple— and Mr. B arrio's birthplace and Is run down. The ad ju sta b le arm s c le !' become stiff and th e jo in ts his sum m er residence. The tw o latter h ave connections which enable the locked and immovable. It m atters a h n a d d to b e q tw u i e t e w n o m r k y . s T h h o e u p l d a e i n r s s i w n a m a y ao b a i c n k t e n t s I c o u ld n e t r e s t o r s le e p . I t r i e d probably count for as much as all the float to be driven in a circular path, h o t in w hat form the disease m ay be e v e r y t h i n g b u t n o t h i n g a id m e a n y g o o d edifices w hich house the whole depending on the a d ju stm e n t of the th e cause is alw ays the same—a sour, t i l l I h e a r d o f a n d to o k 8 . S . S . T h i s u n d a n d w e ll. I t 5,000 o th er K lrriem ulrera.— Four- T his p m u e r d if ic ie in d e m o y n b r e lo d o d m a e n s d o m a rm s; If the arm s are displaced sym acid condition of the blood. a d s m a fe e l lik e T rack News. a n e w m a n . vital stream has lost its p u rity and m etrically the m otor will propel the CONRAD LO H R, freshness, and instead of nourish float In a stra ig h t path, tbe fishing I t W oalB Sw ell. A n d e rso n , In d . 1 3 9 X . 1 0 th S t . in g and feeding the different parts "N ow,” said the clerk, "th is la a very line being attached to a stud a t the With health-giving properties, it fills them w ith th e acids and salts of th is top. The operation Is as follows: The good b a th sponge.” painful and far-reaching disease. T he cold and dam pness of W inter alw ays ”Oh!” exclaim ed the custom er, " th a t m otor having been wound np. the intensify th e pains of R heum atism , and th e sufferer to get relief from the float la lowered Into the w ater. When w on’t do. I t ’s too large.” agony, rubs th e affected parts w ith linim ents, oils, lotions, etc., or uses "L arge? Why, It'» ra th e r sm all for tbe float comes In contact w ith the plasters and o th er home rem edies. These are desirable because they thev give gi w ater, tbe ad ju stab le arm s th a t carry tem porary ease and comfort but have no effect on the real trouble w hich is in a bath sponge." "P erhaps, b u t I live lo a f l a t ”— tbe balls of cork a re raised, thus th e blood and beyond th e reach of auch treatm ent. S. S. S. ia th e best rem- causing tbe pin to dlsengsge from tbe Philadelphia Press. edy for R heum atism , I t goes into the wheel, allow ing the m otor to drive the blood and attacks the disease at its head, Mo U m fo r P u b lic it y . propeller abaft and th u s m oving the and by neutralizing and driving out the “I ’m taking my riding lessons In float to which the bait Is attached. If acids and building up the th in , sour stric t privacy." the float Is w ithdraw n from tha w ater _ blood it cures the disease perm anently. "W hy not In public?” the w eight of tbe arm a and ball« will W W W W hile cleansing the blood 3. S. S. tones ••go as to avoid the fierce w hite light bring tha ptn Into engagem ent w ith u p th e stom ach, digestion and every th a t b eats about the throw n.”— P itts tha gear w heel, a Treating ita fu rth e r ether part of the system , soothes the burg P o s t excite«! nerves, reduces th e inflam m ation, dissolves th e deposits in the joints, rotation. relieves all pain and com pletely cures th is distressing disease. S. S. S. is a People like to be called enthusiastic, Really and truly it la disgraceful b u t bow they h a te to be celled "gush- how quickly th a average widow braces certain cure for R heum atism in any form ; M uscular, Inflam m atory, A rticu. U r or Sciatic. Special book on the disease and any medical advice, w ithout leg.” op and begins to g e t bo tter looking. charge, to ail who w rite. JMC SW IFT SP C C tftC CO., ATIAMTA. « A . THE C O M F O R T E R N e u ra lg ia St. Jacob s Oil Dr. C. 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