FOR UNIFORM
D IV O R CE .
A c tio n T o w a r d U n ifo r m L e g i s l a t i o n
f o r C o r r e c tio n o f S h o c k in g A b n e e .
H e O w ed th e B a tc h e s .
“ What’s ths matter now?“ ssksd the
village editor a t the “devil” rushed ex
citedly Into hie sanctum.
“ Your wife has just eloped with the
butcher,” replied the inky Imp.
“ Oh, is that all!” exclaimed the scis
sor wlelder, with a sigh of relief. “ Well,
that makes one less bill I'll have to set
tle, anyway.”
The Governor* of the various States
of the Union are to be the leaders of
a great national movement for the cor
rection of the pres
o l the
ent loose laws of
divorce. The pres
ent
unfortunate
75 PERMANENT salary an d ex pen ses paid
lack of uniformity
table m e n ,o u tsid e of the c it y ; p le asan t work.
which makes It H. iie n k e r, ro o m 5, l.'T! , 7th at., P o rtlan d.
is the hom e w here good co o kin g is
possible for dissat
loved, w here the fa m ily enjoy the
L o g ic a l E d u c a tio n .
isfied couples to go
finest of biscuits, doughnuts, cakes,
"How many commandments did the
from one State to Lord
rt£OV)NCESp0/?| and pies and other good things every
give Moses V” asked the Sunday
another, and gain school teacher of small Bobby.
d a y . T h e b a k in g is a lw a y s delicious
a divorce for tri
He could not remember, so in order j
and w holesom e because
vial causes, is to to prompt him she held u p her ten fin- !
aov. PKMNYPAcKta be corrected by gers.
K C Baking Powder
“Oh, I know,” he exclaimed, triumph
having a law that shall be uniform In
_the
b a k in g powder of the w a v e
antly,
“two
hands
full.“
all parts of the United States. Then
circle, is used.
there will be no more trips to Dako M others w ill find Mrs. W inslow's S o o th in g
G et K .C to -d a y ! 25 ounces for
SStS MA"f 6 CÜ
ta, a six months’ residence, and di S y ru p the best rem edy to use for th eir ch ildren
25 c. If it isn’t all th a t w e claim ,
vorce's granted that are really crimes d u rin g th e teeth in g period.
yo u r grocerrefund syourm oney.
against laws of morality.
H ie B a d B la n d e r .
Send for " B o o k of Presents. ^
The leader In this important fight
City
Grocer—We
have
some
extra
Is Gov. Samuel W. Pennypacker, of
JA Q U E S M F G . C O .
Pennsylvania. At a recent session of nice country hams, madam, If-----
C h ic a g o .
Mrs.
Flatt
(interrupting)—For
good
the Pennsylvania State Legislature an
ness’
sake,
don’t
say
“
ham”
to
me.
appropriation of $10,000 was made for
the purpose of having the Governor I’ve just got back from a three-weeks’
call for a national congress, consist visit with a country cousin.—Chicago
ing of three men from each State, to News.
be appointed by the Governors. These S t a t k or O h io , C i t y o f T o led o , )
T w o o f a K in d .
are to draw up a uniform law which Is
L u c a s C o u n t y ,
(
*
MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS
J . C h k n k y m a k es o ath th a t h e Is
The lightning bug is brilliant, but he
F aste st, ligh test and Htrongeat S tu m p Puller
afterward to be adopted by the Legis sen F r io a r n k p artn
er of the firm o f V. J . C h e n e y & hasn’t any mind; he meanders through
on the m arket. 11» Horne pow er on the nw#ep
latures of each State. In this way a Co., d o in g b u sin ess in the C ity of Toledo, C oun
with two h orses. W rite tor d escriptive catalog
the
darkness
with
hia
headlight
on
be
an d State afo resaid , an d th a t sa id firm will
And p r i c e s . _____ :____ r____________ ~ — -----
uniform law can be secured, and at ty
pay the sum o f ONE HU N D RED D O LLARS for hind.
Likewise the foolish merchant,
REIEiRSON MACHINERY CO.
the same time each State retains Its each an d every case o f C a t a r r h th a t ca n n o t be : whom no one can advise; he declares Foot of Morrison
Street
Portland, Oregon
l ’ s C a t a r r h C u r k .
right to regulate Its own laws on the c u red by the use of H a l FR
A N K J . C H E N E Y . | there’s “ nothin’ doin’,” when asked to
Sw
orn
to
before
m
e
an
d
su
b
scrib
ed
in
m
y
subject of matrimony.
advertise.
presen ce, th is 6th d ay of D ecem ber, A. D., 1886.
^
,'/íc iA ¿ 'r v r ú ^ i '
The bill was Introduced Into the
A. W. GLEASON,
E D U C A IT / O A/
N
o
tary
P
ublic.
Legislature by Senator William C. J s e a l j
Piso s Cure fs a remedy for coughs, colds
Sproul, of Delaware County. Gov.
and consumption. Try it. Price 25 oeuta,
Clip this oat. return to us with the names •
C ata rrh C u re Is tak en In tern ally, an d at druggists.
Pennypacker knew all Its provislohs ac H ts a d ll’s
and addresses of yourself and two of your •
ire ctly on the blood an d m u co u s su rfaces
lr. advance, and was the more In favor of the system . Sen d for te stim o n ials, free.
friends, and the date when you will probably *
J . C H EN EY dt CO., Toledo, O.
enter a business college, and we will credit ,
W e ll S u p p l i e d .
of them because President Roosevelt Sold by D F.
ru ggists, 75c.
you with $5.00 on our 165.00 scholarship. •
The young man with the black box
in a message to Congress has thought H a ll’s F am ily P ills are the b est.
Our school offers exceptional advantages to •
and big brass horn entered the exclu
the matter of sufficient moment to de
students of Business, Shorthand, English, etc. *
In A r iz o n a .
sive hotel.
B est I nstruction —L owest T uition
•
vote to It a considerable amount of
WHITE FOR CATALOGUE 10— I T ’ S FREE
•
The Coroner—Have you any Idea
“ What have you there?” asked the
discussion, and to recommend action
what caused the stranger’s death?
clerk.
to secure uniform laws.
T H E MULTNOMAH ^
Broncho Pete—Yep. He died from
“A talking machine. Can I sell you
In hla speeches and arguments Gov. heart trouble.
B U SIN E SS INSTITUTE \
one?”
Pennypacker contends with great
M. A A L B I N , P h l S .
•
The Coroner—Are you sure?
“ It would be superfluous here. This
force that the laws should be so ar
Broncho Pete—Sartenly. The heart
••
.
PORTLAND, O R E. I
ranged that no person could obtain a wus an ace an’ he had it up his sleeve. hotel is patronized exclusively by la
dies.”
divorce without very grave cause, and See?
that above all It should not be possi
ble to get In a legal way In a for
eign State that which Is not legally
possible In one's commonwealth. He
lice and all vermin th at
Infest horses cattle, poul
points out the farce of letting persons
try, etc. Lousy hen« will
not lay; nor chicks grow.
take up a six months' domicile In an
The
tainted
blood
of
ancestors
lay3
noon
the
shoulders
of
innocent
off
other commonwealth, and says that
the first provision of the new law spring untold suffering b y ,’transmitting to them, through the blood, that
should be a strict order that the di blighting disease, Scrofula; for in nearly every instance the disease can be
live upon the blood which
should go to sustain life
vorce most be granted In the State In traced to some family blood trouble, or blood-kin marriage which is contrary
A vitality. P R U S S I A N
to
the
laws
of
nature.
Swelling,
ulcerating
giands
of
the
neck,
catarrh,
which the applicants lived. He shows
LICF. P O W D ER kill«
the lice, thus il S A V E S
weak eyes, sores, abscesses,
„ , .
convincingly that the evil of divorce skin
F E E D as extra rations
°—
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on on the ' head of my iy little
eruptions, white s veil-
Sc’;of,uI,®
»W*«red
mum he given on accour >
has been permitted to grow until it ing,
o fv irm ln . 2 5 '’ a n d 5 ';o
months om,
old, and
and spread
spread
imr. hio
hip disease and other STandchild
m when only 18 le
dealers. By mail 40c & 5c
disease---
.. . .
has become a nat'vnal menace.
j t
.£,
. .
rapidly over her body. The
disease
next * attacked
lie would
would lose her sight,
a
thc *7** *°d we feared she
"A few years ago," he says, “there df
S T. PAUL, M INN.
and it was
then that we decided
to try
try S. S. S. That
. . . natural strength
,
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68 page Hand Book F it
w ere unhappy marriages, as there will ol . . the
vitality, are some of the ways medicine at once made a speedy and complete
always be, but the divorce was com this miserable disease man- cure. She is now a young lady, and has never
P O R TL A N D S L ID C O .. Portland. Oregon,
C oast A gents
paratively rare, for people considered ifests itself.
The poison had a sign of the disease to return,
marriage a serious thing, a tie that transmitted t h r o u g h th e * 5 » S. 5th SL, Salina, Kan. M r s . R . B e r k l y .
could only be dissolved for the most blood pollutes Rnd weakens that health-sustaining fluid and in place of its fir P Poo U/O
flagrant causes. That a change has
nutritive qualities fills the circulation with scrofulous matter and tubercular Ult Ui UCC 11U
come over the general public Is due In deposits, often resulting in consumption. A disease which has been in the
WONDERFUL HOME
the first place to the publicity given fam ily blood for generations, perhaps, or at least since the birth of the suf
TREATMENT
to the decency-defying divorces of the
ferer, requires constitutional treatment. S. S. S.
T h is w o n d T fu ! Ohl-
rich. Others have felt that If the rich
is the remedy best fitted for this. It cleanses the
r e - e D octor Is cnlli d
dare quickly and openly cast off ties
great b ecau se he cu res
blood of all scrofulous and tuberculous poisons,
people w ithout opera
that begin to bore, they could do like
make« it rich and pure and under the tonic effects
tion th a t are gH e.i up
to die. H e cu res with
wise. As a result divorce Is extend
of this great blood medicine the general health im
those w onderful (J bi
ing all over the country, and the good proves, the symptoms all pass away, there is a sure return to health, the dis
ro s'* bert)!*, roots, buds,
h a rk s and vefie'ahlen
effect of preventive legislation In some ease is cured permanently while posterity is protected. Book on the blood
th a t a re en tirely un
know n to m edical nci-
States Is nullified In others, where di &nd any advice wished, furnished by our physicians, without charge.
enca in th is c.inn.ry, Th o igi. he use o f thus t
vorce Is granted to all who apply.’’
h trmlohs rem ed ies th l* Inm -u uo.-tor know s
THE SW IFT SPECIFIC C O * ATLANTA. GAm
t le HCtlou o f o v er 800 differ.-n r. medle-t whl h
Numerous messages from more than
h • su cce ssfu lly u *e s in differ» n disease«. He
^ u ara n » e i t o c u r e c t a rh .s sth -.a,lu n g, hr a ,
a score of States have been received
rh > m a 'lin i, n m o .nn ss, sto m a ch , Tver- k d-
W
e
do
crow
n
and
b
ridgew
ork
w
ithout
r
a
n.
by Gov. Pennypacker In reply to bis
n •>•*, e tc.: h as h un dreds o f t< ¿time Dials.
Our 18 y e a r s’ ex p erien ce In p late work en
• h a rm « m oderate, ('a ll an d se e hln. F ail nt*
call to the different Governors to unite
a b le s u s to fit y o u r m outh co m fo rtab ly . Dr.
o u t o f th e city w rite for blank r and c rc. Lirs.
W. A. V> I s* h as found a sa fe w ay to e x tract
H« Bd stamp. C N -iL'LTATIO.\ K .iE :..
In concerted action for the preserva
teeth a b s o lu te ly w ithout pain. Dr. T. P.
tion of the purity of the American
W ise Is an e x p e rt a t gold filling and crown
M in ts THE C. 6EE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO
and bridgew ork.
E x tra c tin g tree wi.en
home. Gov. Dawson, of West Virgin-
1 6 2 ’ £ First S t ., S . E. Cor. Morrison
p la tes or bridges a re ordered.
Ill, writes: “ I am thoroughly In sym
M ention paf>er.
PORTLAND, OREGON. .
pathy with this movement and shall
be glad to appoint delegates to such a
No. 41 1 9 0 3
congress.” In practically similar strain
n. u.
DENTISTS
other Governors write, all pledging
F a llin g B ld g., T h ird and W ashington Hts.
H F N w r lt f n r t o • d v e v t le o r s pie«##
support of the movement, which Its
Open eT an ln k* till 9 o’ c lock. S u n d ay s from
m e n t io n tii.’a p a p e r .
• to 12. Or M ain XC9
advocates believe will put an end to
the present shockingly Indecent system
of divorce.
There was once a woman who could
actually starch a man's shirt in the I olor m ore g o o d s brighter and fa s t e r co lo rs than
iny other dye.
One 1 0c p ack age c o lo rs silk, w ool and cotton equally well and la
right place—but she has been dead guaranteed to give perfect resu lts. Ask d e a le r, or wa^wlll aend p ost p aid a t 1 0 c • p ack age. W rits to r fre e boofciU haw to dye.
Maacli and más calara.
MONROE DRUG CO..
'
several hundred years.
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