Frenzied Advertising. j TRADITION OF THE FLOOD. In these days of frenzied advertising, Noah's Ark of P n e b l o I n d i a n s Con­ It is hard for all of us to tell the real t a in s S o m e C u r io u s A n i m a ls . thing, and it naturally follows that the The children of the Pueblo Indians safest way is to pin our faith to those i have a Noah’s ark of their own, and articles and products which are backed some of the animals It contains are and guaranteed by the oldest and most very curious Indeed—such animals, In reliable concerns. fact as civilized young people are not •The Pillsbury company, of Minne­ acquainted with. Among them are apolis, with a world-wide reputation for best quality, guarantees to you that mountain goats, queer creatures of the in buying their ideal breakfast food, Attitude Toward God.—God’s treat­ cat tribe and prong-horned antelopes. At any rate, you seem to be “ Pillsbury’s Vitos—the Meat of the ment of you depends on your attitude All of these animals are made out of getting rid of it on auction-sale Wheat,” you actually purchase a pro­ toward Him.—Rev. L. C. Barnes, Bap­ clay and baked like pottery, after p rin c ip le s: “ going, going, duct which is free from impurities, and tist, Worcester, Mass. which they are painted in quite an ar g-o-n-e!” Stop the auction at the same time a most economical The One and Only.—The one thing In tlstlc and lifelike fashion. food. It ft truly the white heart of the all life Is Christ. In Him are all things. Like most other peoples, the Pueblo with Ayer’s Hair Vigor. It wheat kernel, sterilized, nothing add­ Missing Him we lose all.—Rev. Cor­ Indians have a tradition of a great checksfallinghair.and always ed, nothing taken away; no flavoring, nelius Woelfkin, Baptist, Brooklyn, flood. The catastrophe occurred long restores color to gray hair. A no cooking, and a two-pound package N. Y. when they lived In the ancient splendid dressing also. Sold will make you twelve pounds of delici­ Action.—The cause of many men's ago, land of their forefathers. One day the ous white food. Figure the economy downfall In business today Is that earth began to shake and strange rum for over sixty years. of this. bllngs grew and louder, until all. " Mv I had h a ir cam e o u t so b adly I n e a rly lo it It there le too much waiting and not If you are looking for the best, and enough vital action.—Rev. Lyman Ab­ at length an louder h eard so m uch about A y er’s H air opening yawned In the V igor I o u g ht I would g lre It a trial. I did are willing to accept the statements of bott, Presbyterian, Brooklyn, N. Y. middle of the central square of the ao and It th com pletely stopped th e fallin g , and m ade m y h a ir grow very rap id ly .”— M a r t H . the largest and most respected of firms, F ie l d , N orthfleld, M ass. town. Out of the opening gushed a The Great Teacher.—Jesus Is the whose products are the yard stick by stream of water, overwhelming M ade A by lso J . m O. anufacturer» A y er Co., Low ell, Mass. which all competitors measure their Great Teacher and all Ills learners mighty of the houses and flooding the valley, so must accept what He says because He that lines, you will not hesitate. the inhabitants fled with their _ . _ t sarsaparilla . Ask your grocer today for "Pills- says It. Christ's universal authority le live stock to neighboring mountains. J I P P Q f'LLS. bury’s Vitos—the Meat of the Wheat.” the basis of all true dlsclpleship.— Presently there rose out of the hole 14 V # O CHERRY PECTORAL. Put up only in two-pound air tight Rev. W. G. Partridge, Pittsburg, Pa. In the earth the head of a gigantic tur packages. Price 20 cents. Resist the Devil.—Resist the devil tie, which towered to the very roof of and he will flee from you. iou can the Vegetarianism i9 all the vogue among Everybody was terror-strick­ those ir is a s t r o u s E x p e r im e n t . and defeat him If you will en. sky. who take thought what they shall They’re telling of a Jackson County Intimidate but the chief man of the town— eat and what they shall drink, says the but back up against God’s throne and whose name ought to have been Noah farmer who found an auto horn in the call London Outlook. Bridge and boiled your consecrated will to the front —plucked up the courage to ask the cabbage road one day and took it home and in together, and who shall A. H. Studebaker, Lutheran, great reptile what It wanted. The say which came taught his chickens to recognize Its —Rev. has the firmer hold upon per­ New York. turtle replied that It was hungry and sons of fashion? honk as their feed call. Instead of calling them in the old-fashioned way Greatness.—Greatness of the soul U that Its appetite could be appeased Women generally consider cons©» the result of strength which has be­ the farmer or his wife would blow the only by the sacrifice of a young mnn in love, seldom in resentment.— auto horn. One day an automobilist come beautiful. In Jesus we know not and a young woman. There was noth­ queuces Colton. passed the farm going about fifteen whether to admire most the gentleness ing to do but to obey, and so a hand­ miles an hour and tooting his horn. of His strength or the strength of His some youth and a beautiful girl were The chickens near the house took out gentleness.—Rev. Frank Crane, Uni­ delivered up to the turtle, which took KIDNEY TROUBLE after the auto and fourteen hens and tarian, Worcester, Mass. them In Its mouth and sank with them DUE TO CATARRH three roosters ran themselves to death I’rlde and Vanity.—The trouble with through the hole. Immediately all of behind the machine.—Kansas City most of us Is we get so pre-eminently the water flowed away, and In the Times. respectable with our w-w clothes that place where the reptile bad appeared C IT Q Prrm m n.ntly Cured. No fl-sor n.nrouflnMS we forget all about the lowly Jesus there rose up a large black rock, I I I 0 after first day's uso of Dr.Kline’sU reat Nerva who Is greater than any church and which, according to the myth, may be Itastorer. Send for F r e e S i trial bottle and treatise. P r. K. H . Kline, Ltd.,931 An h St.. Philadelphia, Pa. higher than any creed.—Rev. B. P. seen at this day, testifying to the truth Lee, Episcopalian, Los Angeles. (*al. of the story. A M is ta k e S o m ew h ere. Work of the Preacher.—The preach­ Unfortunately, the deluge left things “Uve been told,” said the old man on ing needed Is not of philosophy or In such a damp and uncomfortable con­ the back platform of the street car, “that statecraft, but of the cross; and what dition, after destroying all of the if wa didn't look out sunthin' would vaster work would be done If all houses and most of the portable prop­ happen.” that the people thought It wisest and Christians were Imbued erty, “I hadn’t heard of it,” said the con­ preachers to go away. So they started on a with the spirit of Paul, who “gloried Journey ductor. the whole tribe of *T heard some fellers talkin' about it only In the cross.”—Rev. L. C. Knight, them, and northward, the crane, which Is a sacred Presbyterian, Princeton, N.' J. half an hour ago.” flew ahead to pick out the driest "Well, I don't think yon need be Opportunity.—Theodore Roosevelt Is bird, route. At length they came to the re­ efraid. Want to get off here?” opportunity. He believes in the gion which thetr descendants now In­ ”Yes, but you needn't atop the car. 11 an opportunity of his country­ habit, and which Is so extremely dry ran just step out like this, and awing material men; that Is, he wants every man to that the water supply my leg so. and----- " Is always a sub­ And he plowed along the street for ten have a chance and a right to the tree ject of anxiety. of life. So does any citizen who) Is feet and then fell full length. “Hurt much?” asked a pedestrian, who Bane and loves this country.—Rev. J. 8. M a k in g an A u d ie n c e L a u g h . went to his assistance. Montgomery, Episcopalian, Denver, I am glad there Is no recipe for “Somewhat, but that hain't what ails making an audience laugh. Wa should me,” was the reply. “It’s that that Col. is something within thank heaven that It la so. There are The Curative Power of P E -R U -N A dinged comet was ready to hit me In the the Prayer.—There bosom of man that prompts him to enough people trying It now, but back and the fool-headed conductor was think of the hordes thst would descend In Kidney Disease the Talk taking things as easy as if he was forty prayer. There are many people who on the unsuspecting public If soma utiles away.” are not frequenters of places of public of the Continent. worship and yet they do pray. Per­ one were able to tell 'how' In a few Nicholas J. Hertz, member of Ancient haps when walking along the street comprehensible lines. Either one la Order of Workmen, Capitol lodge, No. they are lifting up a prayer to God.— born with the power to make others 140, Pearl Street hotel, Albany, N. Y., Fruit farm Bargain Rev. L. M. Zimmerman, Lutheran. Bal­ laugh or he Is not; there Is no learn­ writes: ing how unless you have the gift timore, Md. On White Salmon River "A few months ago I contracted a Some one bee eald that to make heavy cold which settled in my kid­ Revivals Needed.—Sin and horror Two hundred acres (40 leased school are all around the churches. There audlencee langh you must feel the neys, and each time I was exposed to lend) with 1150 young fruit trees, most­ may be heard the midnight cry of tue laugh yourself—must be moved by the inclement weather the trouble was ag­ ly Spitzenberg and Newton apples. On victims of our Inactivity on street after humor of the lines or of the situation. gravated until finally I was unable to stage and R. K D. reute; \ mile from To my mind that Is not so. Try say­ Irrigating _ ditch covering gar­ street. If ever there was a call for a ing the same line and making tha same work. school. ɧ!§_ “After trying many of the advertised dens and small fruits. Stock anc ni tools revival. It haa come now. I mean a gesture nt exactly the same place remedies for kidney trouble. I finally took with place. Price 14,000; $2,500 down. revival of essentials and a burial of Parana. every night for six months and see For lurther particulars address non-essentials.—Rev. W. A. Bartlett, “In a week the intense pains in my back Just bow much you are moved by the were much relieved H. M. AHRENS, White Salmon, Wash. I Congregationalism Chicago, III. and in four weeks I humor. It le eiisler far ea tier, to be was able to take up my again. Content—In the midst of all our moved by a r" tie tie situation each “ I still continued to work use Reruns for ' corroding cares, bewildering perplexi­ night than It Is to feel like laughing another month and at the Positive, Comparative, Superlative. ties, burdensome anxieties, sorrows, An American audlenc n atin lly time I was perfectly well. end of that “ I have UBfd one of your Fish Brand | failures and successes, let us not fall likes the American type of humor— “I now take a does or two when I Slickers for five years, and now w ant In remembering that the tree sings tne where little Is said and a great deal have been exposed and find that it ia a new one, also one for a friend. I would not be w ithout one for tw ice the ' song of contentment. The maple does la left to the Imagination. 8o, to my splendid to keep me well.” coat. They a rt juat aa far ahead of a ) not want to be a pine, the hemlock mind. It Is best that the llnee you common coat aa a common ooa la Hundreds of Cures. ahead of nothing.” craves not to be an elm.—Rev. T. E. speak shall be really humorous. In that (N««ie nm Hartman is constantly in receipt Potterton, Unlversalist, Brooklyn, they suggest some exceedingly funny of Dt. teatlmonials from people who have situation or thought. Bat—and here been HIGHEST WIRD HftRI ITS FUR. IMI. N. Y. of chrnoic and complicated Love.—To many a man who never Is the secret—before yon speak them Sidney cured disease by Peruna. For free amounted to anything the honest, pure yon mnst really understand them and medical advice, addreee Dr. Hartman, love of a true woman haa been an know what line of thought causes them President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Incentive to him to make something to be spoken. If you can do this yoa Columbus, Ohio. communicate thetr humor.—David of himself for her sake; and whenever can a co., the love of God cornea Into the human Warfield In Success Magazine. heart It drives out evil and seeks to j When a man la really a fast worker, i 4DIAN CO., L im itcd . cloth# Itself with living and loyal ao- j STO. CANADA. IS* willing to do all be can. It makaa don.—Rev. M. W. Stryker, Methodist. and '»ather Clothing à Hato. him mad to pila mors on h.m that be I Clinton. 14. T. Buy Hair at Auction? H