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I'm Growing
O ld Fast
And you know why, too. It’s
those gray hairs! Don’t you
know that Ayer’s Hair Vigor
restores color to gray hair?
Well, it does. And it never
fails, either. It stops falling
hair also, and keeps the scalp
clean and healthy. Do not
grow old too fasti
“ I have used A ysr’i Hair Vigor fo r m any
ears and I should Indeed be sorry to be ob*
f iged
to do w ithout it. It keeps m y hair from
turning gray, and also keeps ray scalp clean
and healthy."— E. 8 . I’ x n v ik l d , Canyon City,
Oregon.
A
Mads by J. O. Ayer Co., Lowell. Mass.
▲Iso manufkoturers of
. . .
sarsaparilla .
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i\j£ T S
CHERRY PECTORAL.
I n v is ib le .
T h e Judge—You »ay you are not a
v a g ran t, yet you have no visible
m eans of support.
T he Hobo—I did have dls m ornln’,
yer honor.
T he Judge—T hen w hy Isn’t It visi
ble a t the present tim e?
T he Hobo—’Cause I w ent a n ’ e at It.
M arriages on board ship are consid
ered unlucky. If you can't bo married
on dry land remain unwed.
AM USEM ENT N O TES.
¡1
0 L D
çpaVoriteS
A W ife’» D u ty .
W heeler A M arkell’s m errym akers,
who follow th e “ K entucky B elles,” are
said to be a first class organization of
singers and fun m akers and w ill keep
u p and add to the reputation th eir
predecessors have established.
They w ill sta rt up on next Sunday,
th e 17th, inet, a n d w ill play a ll the
J u s t a W a y T h ey H a v e .
D on't Imagine th at every sad-eyed
“ Say, conductor,” asked the inquisitive woman yon meet has loved and lost. It’s
passenger, "in speaking of the time which more than likely she loved and gat him.
is proper, ‘a quarter to six’ or a ‘quarter
M o th e r s w i l l fin d M rs. W in slo w ’s S o o t h in g
of six.’ ”
“ Neither,” replied the railroad man. B y ru p t h e b e s t r e m e d y to u s e for t h e ir c h ild r e n
d u r in g t h e t e e t h i n g p e r io d .
“ I always say ‘five-forty-five.’ ”
K n o w l e d g e a n d t im b e r s h o u l d n ’t be
r iT Q P erm an en tly Cured. N o fltsor n ervousness m u c h u s e d t il l t h e y a r e s e a s o n e d . —O. W,
MIO after flrstd ay’s use o f D r.K lin e'sU reat N erve
Restorer. Send for F r e e M2 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. K. H . K line, L td., 981 Arch S t . Philadelphia, Pa.
H e H ad
K nough.
H o lm e s .
\
T H K D A I S Y F L Y K I L L K K destroys all the
flies and affords
com fort toevery
Fie, fie! anknlt that threatening, unkind
Enpeck w as dining a t the borne of a !
hom e-in dinin g
brow;
room, sleeping
friend.
room and all
And dart not acornful glances from those
where
“
Will
you
have
some
of
the
tongue?”
•JM ,
S laces
les aretroubie-
som e.
Clean,
To wound thy lord, thy king, thy gov asked the hostess.
neat
and
w ill
“ No, th an k you,” replied Enpeck, “ I |
ernor;
not soil or injure
anything. Try
It blots thy beauty, as frost bites the g et too much of th a t a t home.”
them once and
meads;
you will n ever be w ithout them . It not kept by
How's This?
dealers, sen t prepaid for 20c.
H a r o ld S o m e r s,
Confounds thy fame, as whirlwinds
W e o ffe r O n e H u n d r e d D o lla r s R e w a r d for H9 DeK alb A ve., B rooklyn, N . Y.
shake fair buds,
a n y c a s e o f C a ta r r h t h a t c a n n o t b e c u r e d by
And in no sense is meet or amiable.
H a ll ’s C a ta r r h C u re.
A woman moved is like a fountain trou
F . J . C H E N E Y A CO., P r o p s., T o le d o , O.
W e, t h e u n d e r s ig n e d , h a v e k n o w n F. J.
bled—
E o u c n -r /o /s r
C h e n e y fo r t h e la s t 16 y e a r s, a n d b e lie v e h im
Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of p e r fe c t ly h o n o r a b le i n a ll b u s in e s s tr a n sa c
beauty;
tio n s a n d f in a n c i a ll y a b le to c a r ry o u t a n y o b
Clip this out, Tfetum to u s with the names
lig a t io n s m a d e by th e ir firm .
And, while It is so, none so dry or W
and addresses of yourself and two of your 1
est A T e u a x , w h o le s a le D r u g g is ts , T o le d o , O.
friends, and the date when you will probably |
thirsty
W a l d in o , K in n an a M a r v in , W h o le sa le D ru g
enter a business college, and we will credit ,
Will deign to sip or touch one drop of It. g is t s . T o le d o , O.
you with 15.00 on our 665.00 scholarship. .
C a ta r r h C u re is ta k e n in t e r n a lly , a ct
Thy husband Is thy lord, thy life, thy in H g a d ll’s
i r e c t ly u p o n th e b lo o d a n d m u c o u s s u r
O ur school offers exceptional advantages to «
keeper,
fa c e s o f t h e s y s te m . P r ice 76c. p er b o ttle .
students o f B u siness, Shorthand, English, etc. |
Thy head, thy sovereign; one that cares Bold b y a ll D r u g g is ts . T e s t im o n ia ls free.
B est I nstruction — L owest T uition
H a ll’s F a m ily P i ll s a re t h e b e st.
for thee
WRITE FOR CATALOGUE 10— IT'S FREE
1
And for thy maintenance; commits hia
W a s a S h o o te r.
TH
E
MULTNOMAH
body
Nevada Ned—Thar goes Miracle Mike.
BUSINESS INSTITUTE
To painful labor, both by sea and land,
M. A. A L B IN , P A tS
To watch the night in storms, the day He’s ambydextrous.
I Eastern Tourist—Ah; I suppose he can
in cold,
se s i x t h av.
PO RTLA N D , O R E . ]
While thou liest warm at home, secure write with either hand.
,
Nevada
Ned—Nope.
Can’t
write
at
and safe;
And craves no other tribute a t thy hands all. H a shoots two-handed.
But lore, fair looks and true obedience—
You Can Oet Allen’s Foot-Ease FREE.
Too little payment for so great a debt.
W r ite A lle n 8. O lm ste d , Le R o y .N . Y ., fo r a
Such duty as the subject owes the prince free
s a m p le o f A l l e n ’s F o o t-E a se.
I t cu re«
Even such a woman oweth to her hus r w e a tin g , h o t s w o lle n , a c h in g f e e t . I t m a k e s
h o t Air Pum ping Engine
n e w o r t ig h t s h o e s e a sy .
A c e r t a in c u r e for
band;
c o r n s , in g r o w in g n a i ls a n d b u n io n s . A ll d r u g -
And when she’s forward, peevish, sullen, gists a e l l l t . 25c. D o n ’t a c c e p t a n y substitute.
sour
And not obedient to his honest will,
P u m p s w a te r for
N o te d f o r H e r H e a u ty .
W hat is she but a foul, contending rebel
h o u s e a n d ir r ig a tio n .
T he Countess of N orthbrook, until a
And graceless traitor to her loving lord?
D isplace)! w in d m ills
sh o rt w hile ago known as V iscountess
I am ashamed that women are so simple
a n d g a s o lin e e n g in e s .
To offer war where they should kneel in B aring, is looked upon as one of the '
B u r n s g a s o lin e , w ood
I handsom est women in London society. |
peace;
or coal.
H as a u to
Or seek for rule, supremacy and sway | D uring the life of the late E arl, says ;
m a tic stop .
B h ip p ed
When they are bound to serve, love and T he T attler, she alw ays spent much I
o n a p p r o v a l.
W rite
obey.
! of her tim e w ith him a t his country I
lo r c a ta lo g u e s a n d
W hy are our bodies soft and weak and home, in H am pshire, and th ere shone I
p rices.
smooth,
as the m ost brillian t hostess in thej
Unapt to toll and trouble In the world, country, a rra n g in g the shooting parties j
But that our soft conditions and our entirely herself and su p e rin te n d in g !
hearts
BEALL & C O .
the very sm allest detail as to the com-1
Should well agree with our external
fo
rt
of
her
father-in-law
’s
guests.
The
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Hawthorne
Ave.
Portland, Ore.
parts?
earl w as devoted to her and w as never ,
—William Shakspeare.
tired of show ing off her p o rtraits and
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pictures, of which he had no fe w e r1 P. N l U.
T h e D a n u b e R iv e r.
th an fifty different kinds, and alw ays
Do yon recall that night In June,
H
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N
w
r
it
in
g
t
o
a
d
v
e
r
t
i s e r . p lM M .1
talked of her as his “b eautiful daugh
Upon the Danube river?
m e n t io n t b l . p n p « r .
J
We listened to a Laudler tune,
ter-in-law/*
We watched the moonbeams quiver.
I oft since then have watched the moon.
W e do crow n and brldgework w ithout pa'n.
But never, love, oh, never
Our 18 y e a r s’ ex p e r ie n c e in p late work en
Can I forget that night in June
a bles us to fit your m outh com fortably. Dr.
Upon the Danube river.
W . A . W ise hits found a safe w ay to extract
E
ECONOMY
Perhaps the most im portant event
of th e present season will be the en
gagem ent of Isidore W itm ark and F red
eric R a n k in ’s comedy opera “ The
C haperons,’’ w hich w ill be Been a t the
M arquam T heater six nights and W ed
nesday and Saturday m atinees, open
ing Monday nig h t, Sept. 18th. “ The
C haperons’’ has become w hat is known
as a standard attractio n , th a t is, the
am usem ent going public of th e country
a t large has come to look forward to
th e regular annual visit of th is charm
ing m usical play as to a genuine pleas
u re . I t is always new and up-to-date.
M anagers of theaters are also always
glad to book “ The C haperons” because
th ey are invariably sura of big business
and th a t th e ir patrons w ill be more
th a n satisfied. The company th is year
is bigger, better and m ade up of more Our boat kept measure with its oar,
p re tty young girls th an ever before, ; The music rose in snatches,
and th e scenery and costumes are en- ' From peasants dancing on the shore,
tire ly new.
“ The C haperons” is the
W ith boist'rous songs and catcher
first of th e big m usical comedies to ap I know not why that Landler rang
Through
all my soul, but never, never
pear during the Lewis and C lark fair.
The Chas. A. T aylor company is just Can I forget the songs they sang
Upon the Danube river.
com nleting a successful engagem ent at
—Hamilton Aide.
T he E m pire th is week.
T his company has been a great and
C le v e r P e o p le In F r a n c e .
pleasing surprise to our th ea ter goers
“H e la y s be m et a few intelligent
by th e excellence of its perform ances,
for although unheralded and alm ost people w hen he w as In P aris.”
“I suppose he considered them In
unknow n it has given us one of the
best, if not the very best, renditions of telligent becam e th e ; could apeak
m elodram a ever seen in th is city. They E nglish.”
w ill be followed for th e week starting
“No, because they pretended to un
Sunday, Sept. 17th, by a com pany in derstand his F rench.”—Philadelphia
“ Febio R om ain,” and we are prom ised Press.
a n o th er intellectual trea t. The Baker
has been crowded a t every perfomance
J u d g i n g by a S u r e S ig n .
th is week of th e “ K entucky Belles”
Hlcka— H e’s very w ealthy.
burlesque com pany.
Mrs. Hicks— Yea, and very stingy
One of th e principal reasons for the a n d economical.
success of th is excellent com pany lies j Hlcka— Don’t be aura of t h a t You
in th e jingling melodious m usic sung can’t judge a m an by hla clothes.
by rarely cultivated voices.
Mrs. H lcka—I don’t. I ’m Judging
T h is cosy lit t le th e a te r Beems to be , him by h it w ife’s clothes.—Philadel
re g a n iin g w ith a b o u n d its o ld p opular-1
phia Ledger.________________
ity an d th e m an ag em en t a re to be con
g r a tu la te d on t h e success of t h e i r new
v e n tu re .
I
P r o o f o f I m m o r ta lity .
“ W hat authority have yon for the
sta te m en t th a t Shakspeare la imm or
tal?”
"T he fa ct th a t b . still survives a f t . r
having been m urdered by bum actors
for three hundred years.”—Cleveland
Leader.
No m an’s credit ia so good th a t the
cash La not bottac.
jw
teeth a b s o lu te ly w ithout pain. Dr. T. F.
W ise Is an e x p ert at gold filling and crown
and brldgework.
E x tr a c tin g free when
p lates or bridges are ordered.
WISE BROS.
DENTISTS
F a ilin g B ldg., Third and W ashington Sts.
Open ev e n in g s till 9 o'clock. Su n d ays from
9 to 12. Or M ain 2 «9
NOTHING W ILL FATTEN HOGS
8 o q u ic k ly a n d w e ll a s P r u s s ia n S t o c k P o o d a d d e d
t o t h e fee d . I t w ill p u t t h e m in t h e b e s t c o n d i t i o n
t o f a t t e n r a p id ly . Shorten* Fattening Time. “ W e c a n
t r u t h f u l ly s a y f r o m o u r e x p e r ie n c e P r u s s ia n S to c k
F o o d s h o r t e n s t h e f a t t e n in g p e r io d a t l e a s t o n e -
f o u r t h . W e c o n s id e r i t i n d i s p c n s i b l e in f a t t e n i n g h o f t s
a n d c a t t l e . —J . W . W I L L I A M S ,B r e e d e r s ,B r ia n t .I n d .
P R U S S IA N S T O C K FO O D
Bares grain by awelRtlng digestion, getting all the good out of
the food consumed. EVERY OWNER of horses, cows, hogs or
I Cholera Cure. PRUSSIAN
for I.ice on Poultry end
>Y C O . 8t. Paul. Minn.
PORTLAND SEED CO., Portland. Oregon, Coast Agents
are e m ig r a tin g to
Airier a an d C an
a d a by th e th o u s
a n d s.
W here th e r e is a
d o lla r to be m ad e
o u w ill a lw a y s
nd a Y an k ee. A l
b e r ta affords th e
g r e a te s t o p p o r t u n ity o f a n y c o u n t r y In th e w o r ld for g o o d I n v e s t
m e n ts . L a n d c a n be b o u g h t o f t h e C. P. R. c o m p a n y on e a sy pay
m e n ts o f o n e - s ix t h to o n e - te n t h d o w n , 6 per c e n t in te r e s t, y e a r ly
p a y m e n ts , from $3 60 to R 6.00 per acre; th a t is as fin e la n d a s t h e su n
c o n d u c t in g p a r tie s o u t o f S p o k a n e M o n d a y s of e a c h w e e k , g iv
aver sh o w n on.
l a g s p e c ia l r a ilr o a d r a t te e s a n d s h o w in g th e m o v e r A lb e r ta . J o in t h e crow d.
fo r rm
I n fo
m a tio n c h e e r f ' u lly g - iv e n . JAMES M. LEWIS. BpeH al l o n d A g e n t A lb e r to l a d
C a n a d ia n R a ilw a y lan d a.
7 1 9 Rive r s id e A ve., S p o k a n e . W aeh.
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Uncle Sam’s People
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