r Please Your H air Don’t have a falling out with your hair. It might leave you! Then what? Better please it by giving it a good hair-food— A y e r’s Hair Vigor. The hair stops coming out, becomes soft and smooth, and ail the d eep , rich c o lo r o f youth comes back to gray hair. ** I v u troubled n e a t ly w ith dandruff until I used A y e r ’s Hair v ig o r. I t complet pletelv cured th e dandruff and a lto stopped m y hair 1___ ______ uy from fa llin g out. I t serve* m e very nicely alao In arran gin g m y hair In any style I wish.” — M ie s M a o o i b C o o k , D ivide, w . Va. A“ vers /111 b y J. C. A y e r Oo., L o w e ll, Alt---------- ---- ---------- of ' so manufboturers sarsaparilla . PILLS. CHERRY PECTORAL. i ‘ OHHit>le l i x p n n a t i o n . W ife (at the theater)— I wonder why those impudent people across the aisle look over here so often? Husband— I suppose they are trying to ascertain why you look over there so often, my dear. J u s t So. “ An honest man,” remarked the party with the quotation habit, “ is the noblest work of God.” “ I f that’s a fact,“ rejoined the cheer­ ful idiot, “ it might be policy to keep an eye on the self-made man.“ "T H E ROUNDABOUT REMEDY.** C A S T O R IA MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS ST. HELEN’S HALL The Kind You Have Always Bought E ECONOMY N ever Hatched. A vegetarian strayed Into a New York restaurant one morning and sat down at table betide a man who waa eating breakfast, says the Sunday Magazine. There he took occasion to spread the good work by warning the stranger against "making a graveyard o f his stomach.” "But," protested the stranger, "X sel­ dom eat meat.” "You have Just ordered eggs," said the vegetarian, “ and an egg la practi­ cally the same as meat. I t eventually becomes a chicken.” "The kind of eggs I eat never be­ come chickens,” said the stranger j quietly. "Impossible!” exclaimed the vege­ tarian. “ What kind o f eggs do you eat?” "Boiled eggs,” replied the stranger. I CLEMENTINA GONZALES, OF CENTRAL AMERICA, RESTORED TO HEALTH. PE-RU-NA THE REMEDY R e v e r s i n g T h in g s . Tom— Fred tells me he is going to Fastest, lightest and strongest Stump Puller on the market. 119 Horse power os the sweep marry that rich young widow next week. | with tw o horses. W rite tor descripuve catalog Jack— He isn’t going to wait 50 years, , and prices. ---- -------- as------------ - - - Katie was certain that nobody loved eh? REIERSON M A C H IN ER Y CO. her. Indeed, she did not see why any­ Tom— Walt 50 years for what? I Foot of Morrison Street Portland, Oregon Jack— His golden wedding. body should. She was not beautiful; she waa not clever; and by her dwell­ OREQON PORTLAND ing upon these facts her natural shy­ ness was gaining a morbid tinge, so A G I R L ’S S C H O O L O F T H E H IG H E S T that the more she shrunk from people f o r Infanta and Children. C LASS corps o f teach ers, lo c a tio n , b u ild ­ the more she wanted to do so. When in g e q u ip m e n t—th e best. Send fo r c a t­ a lo gu e. on the second day o f her visit to Aunt T e r m O p e n s S e p te m b e r 1«, 190-4 Julia that wise woman proposed tak­ ing her to a reception, the girl very nearly ran away. . / I etA / “ I don’t know what to say when E o u c n -r/o /sj strangers talk to me,” Katie confessed, U n d e s ir a b le . miserably. “ I ’m not at ease with • • Miss Gushing— I suppose you find life them at all. I get to thinking how a bed of roses, Mr. Millyuns? • O p this out, return to us with the names • • and addresses of yourself and two of your • stupid I must seem, and then----- ” Young Millyuns— I should hops not. * friends, and the date when you will probably * “ Oh, that's readily remedied.” Aunt Miss Gushing— Why do you say that? • enter a business college, and we will credit * Julia Interrupted, briskly. "You’ll Young Millyuns— Because a rose bed • you with 15.00 on our 165.00 scholarship. • • Our school offers exceptional advantages to • soon get Interested In watching the is anything but clean. • students of Business. Shorthand, English, etc. * persons I ’ll show you, and I ’ll see that • B est I nstruction —L owest T uition • M others w ill find Mrs. W inslow ’s Soothing nobody annoys yon.” So, as the elder • WRITE FOR CATALOGUE 10— IT’S FREE • the best rem edy to use for th e ir ch ildren woman was capable and masterful, Syrup d u rin g th e teeth in g period. • TH E M U LTNO M AH -* Katie made her preparations even R e to rt C o u rte o u s. : B U S IN E S S IN S T IT U T E : while she protested. • M. A. A L B IN , P a c e . • Miss Elderleigh— What! Your baby Somehow the terrible moment of I •• sixth aT. PO R TLAND , O RE. I meeting the hostess win got over, and 10 months old and can’t walk yet! Why, Aunt Julia and her niece withdrew I could go it alone at the age of 7 one aide. For a little while they chat- months. Mrs. Youngwife— Yes, and I notice THE ! ted together, and then all at once you have been going it alone ever since. Aunt Julia pointed out a young girl who seemed to be quite alone. “ She hasn’t even an aunt to fall back on,” Aunt Julia said, “ and she looks very lonely. Why not go up and speak to her? She'd be afraid o f me, F o r m e r ly lo c a te d at h o t A ir P u m p in g Engine 1 1 suspect, but any one of her own age 253 A ld e r St. fo r th e ' could make things much pleasanter past 5 years for her.” That argument was bound to be HAVE MOVED P u m p s w a te r fo r effective with a kind-hearted girl, and h ou se a n d ir r ig a t io n . T o th e L a rg e B ric k B u ild in g at th e 8. E. K atie responded to It. Not stopping D isp la ces w in d m ills C o rn e r o f F ir s t a n d M o rris o n Streets. E n ­ an d g a s o lin e e n g in e s . , to think about herself, she did ap- tr a n c e N o. 162}$ F ir s t S treet. B u rn s g a s o lin e , w o o d 1 preach the stranger, and after a time Successful Home Treatment o r coal. H as a u to ­ they two made up to a third girl, who D R . C. G E E W O is k n o w n th ro u g h o u t th e m a tic stop. S h ip p e d seemed to have no friends. Probably U n ite d Ftates, am i Is c a lle d th e G re a t C h i­ on a p p ro v a l. W r ite nese D o cto r on a c c o u n t o f Ids w o n d e rfu l j K atie said nothing particularly witty fo r c a ta lo g u e s and c u res, w i t i o u t th e aid o f a k n ife , w ith o u t or wise, but she was so anxious to u s in g p o ison s o r d ru g s o f a n y k in d . He prices. tre a ts a n y an d a ll d iseases w it h p o w e r fu l show good-will that the other girls O r ie n ta l R oots, H erb s, Buds, h a rk and were compelled to help her by answer­ V e g e ta b le s th a t a re u n k n o w n to m e d ic a l pcien ce In th is c o u n tr y , a n d th ro u g h th e ing In kind. She bade them good-by at use o f th ese h a rm less rem e d ie s . H e g u a r ­ B E A L L & C O . last unwillingly, promising to meet a n te e s to c u re C a ta rrh , A s ih m a , l u n g 'Ir o u b le . R h e u m a tis m , N e r v o u s n e s s S iom - them again, and Aunt Julia smiled to 321 Hawthorne Ave. Portland, Ore. ach. L iv e r , K id n e y , F e m a le W eakness hear. an d A ll C h ro n ic Diseases. C a ll o r w rite , ___________ J e n c lo s in g 4 2 c. sta m p s fo r m a ilin g B ook “ You don’t seem so wretched as you v a n d C irc u la r. A d d ress P - N . I L N o. 35— 1 9 0 3 expected to be,” Aunt Julia said. The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. “ Why, no,” Katie responded, bright­ No. 1 6 2 '2 First St., S. f . Cor. Morrison H E N w r it in g to a d v e r tis e rs p le a s e ly. ‘T ’ ve had a lovely time.” Please mention this paper. Portland, Oregon. m e n tio n t h is p a p e r . “ Exactly,” nodded the elder. "That was because you stopped thinking about yourself and thought for other people. The only sure way to be hap­ P R U S S IA N L IC E K IL L E R k i l l s py Is to try to cheer up some one who L IC E on P o u ltry . Is worse off than yourself. Morbid kill the lice. N e v e r fails. Sold by dealers, 50 c and $ i.o c per can. nnd self-conscious people especially C L E A N E D O U T A L L TH E LICE A N D M IT E S. _ Albert Blocker o f Chan haunt'n, Minn., bought a ran o f Prussian Lice K iller and need to remember that. It’s the only used it thoroughly three times and cleaned his poultry house entirely free from lioe and mi tea Before using, the poultry house was alive with red lioe and mites. cure for their disease.” J U S T THE THIN G FOR LICE ON HOC S. This Is "the roundabout remedy,” « s J. H. Malone, o f Adel, Mo., says the Prussian Lice Killer isju at the thing fo r lice on hogs, and 1* worth Ave times its cost. at another time her aunt called It, that proved effectual In Katie's case. Nor PORTLAND SEED CO., Portland, O regon, Coast Agents Is It “ roundabout” In the sense that one must go far out o f one’s way In order to help oneself by helping oth. ers.— Youth's Companion. K a t ie F o u n d a C u re fo r H e r E x tre m e 8 e lf-C o n e c io u e n e e e . Misa Clementina Gonialee, Hotel Provincia, Guatemala, C. A ., in a re­ cent letter from 247 Cleveland Ave., Chicago, 111., writes: “I took Peruna for a worn-out condition. I was so run down that I could not sleep at night, had no appetite and fdt tired in the morning, “ I tried many tonics, but Peruna was the W e know o f plenty o f women who. only thing which helped me in the least. After I had taken but half a bottle I felt In 09 cases out o f 100, are polite, use­ much better. I continued its use for three ful and agreeable, and yet who seem weeks and I was completely restored to to cultivate one little bad habit that health, and waa able to take up my studies which I had been forced to drop. There is causes their friends to forget all their nothing better than Peruna to budd up the good babtts. I f w e had bnt one bad | habit w e would try to conquer I t system.'’—Clementina Gonzales. Address The Parana Medicine C o , ' The line under the horse's tall | of Colombo«, Ohio, for instructive fiat causes B ore runaways than automo- literature on oetnrrh. M m . DR. C. GEE W ll CHINESE MEDICINE CO. Why Hoosier Drills i Perfect Sowers A Perfect Drill is impossible without a feeding device that will sow the grain evenly under all conditions. The ordinary gravity feed sows by weight The greater pressure on the feed opening when going up hill makes it sow more than when coming down, when this pressure is re­ moved; the same on side hills. NOT SO ON THE HOOSIER. It has Perfect Force Feed; sows by measure, consequently always sows the same; and pressure does not affect it. Enlargement in the Feed Cup just where the Feed Roll takes hold of the seed prevents cracking. Write for “ The Feeding of the Seed in Hoosier Drills.“ That tells all about it. MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO. first and Taylor Streets PORTLAND, OREGON [