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About The Estacada news. (Estacada, Or.) 1904-1908 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 3, 1905)
JOLLY HOUSE WRECKER. H ow M Birthdays ? You must have had sixty at least! What? Only forty? Then It must be your eray hair. Ayer’s Hair Vigor stops these frequent birthdays. It gives ail the early, deep, rich color to gray hair, and checks falling hair. And it keeps the scalp clean and healthy. " I waa greatly troubled w ith dandruff which produced a moat disagreeable Itching o f the aealp. I tried A y e r ’» Hair Vigor and the dan druff soon disappeared. My hair also stopped fa llin g out until now I have a splendid head o f hair.” — D a v i d C. K i n n k . Plainfield,C onn. r J. O. A y e r Co., L o w e ll, Maas. dSO m anu factu rer» o f vers SARSAPARILLA. P IU S . CHERRY PECTORAL. In Italy the value of land is consid ered to be thirty-four times the annual rental. The secret of success is constancy of purpose.— Disraeli. M ay Seem R eckless, b a t H e Is n 't, and U ses M uch M ethod in W o rk , The house-wrecker may seem to be a very reckless sort o f individual, but It is as impossible to conqtier the king really he has much method iu his diseases— Contagious Blood Poison— with M madness, says the Pittsburg Post. H e | cury and Potash as it would be to conquer may seem to be ripping and smashing j king of the forest in a hand-to-hand enc< and tearing things up the back gener as thousands who have had their health ally regardless, but actually he never and lives blighted through the use of these breaks anything that can be disposed erals will testify. They took the treatment o f more profitably whole, though as fully, only to find when it was left off, the di; to everyth in g else he is alw ays most ease returned with more power, combined wit economical o f time and labor. the awful effects of these minerals, such as mercurial rheumatism, So. when he is about to tear down of the bones, salivation, inflammation of the stomach and bowels, etc. a building be puts up on the fro n t o f When the virus of Contagious Blood Poison enters the blood it quickly con it a covered wooden chute w ith its taminates every drop of that vital fluid, and every muscle, nerve, tissue and ODen mouth at the top on a level with bone becomes affected, and soon the foul symptoms of sore mouth and throat, the floor o f the top story, and its spout copper-colored blotches, falling hair and eyebrows, swollen glands, sores, like opening at the bottom high enough etc., make their appearance. Mercury and Potash can only cover up these above the ground so that a wagon can evidences for awhile; they cannot cure the disease. S. S. S. has for many be driven under it. and as he tears years been recognized as a specific for Contagious Blood Poison— a perfect down the walls o f that upper story antidote for the deadly virus that is so far-reaching in its effects on the sys he tosses the bricks from it into the tem. S. S. S. does not hide or mask the disease, but so thoroughly and completely cures it that no signs are ever seen again. mouth o f the chute to go slam-banging S. S. S. while eradicating the poison of the disease g a ylv down it and be shot out at the will drive out any effects of harmful mineral treat spout straight into the wagon ready ment. A reward of $1,000.00 is offered for proof to be carried aw ay, all without any that S! S. S. contains a mineral ingredient of any intermediate handling. As he tears aw ay story a fte r story kind. Treatise with instructions for home treatment and any advice wished. THE S W IF T SPECIFIC CO ., ATLANTA, GA. o f the structure the house-wrecker Without charge. shortens the chute to bring its w ide receptive mouth down to the level o f P r o s e v». P o e t r y . P i l g r i m » to M e c c a. the floor on which he is working; and The poet raves of the beautiful hair Last year about 200,000 pilgrim s so he continues down until he comes, that crowns* his fair idol’s head and calls in the case, fo r instance, o f a high- j went to Mecca, representing a Moslem the man a prosy old hear who ignores its stoop d w ellin g in process o f demolition, ' population o f about 200,000,000 in Tur- splendors instead. Yes, the poet of it I key, Arabia, Egypt, Soudan, Zanzi to the parlor floor. makes a fad, its glories in verse he will From such a floor the chute would bar, Barbary states, South A frica, A f- group; but, like other men, he gets mad j ghanistan, Persia, Baluchistan, India, if a strand of it gets in his soup. no longer carry the bricks dow n by g ra vity and here he adopts other meth the East Indian and Philippine Islands, I China, and Russia in Asia. The gov- ods. From the sill o f one o f the par lor windows he builds out over the 1 ernments o f Turkey and E gyp t pay , sidewalk to the street a platform on toll (blackm ail) to the Bedouin tribes, For Infants and Children. which wheelbarrows can be wheeled through whose territory the pilgrim and this takes the place o f the chute. ages pass, but the system is not en- Last year some 20 W hen it comes to the cellar, why, there 1 tirtfiy effective. Bears the it’s different; from there more or less per cent o f the pilgrim s were reported M u ff must be picked up and carried, ill-treated, wounded or killed, and it Signature of LA o-X /X /AcAcAu/bi but the house-wrecker never picks up is estimated that during the pilgrim - j and carries anything that he can drop. age season travelers to Mecca w ere i U n doubtedly. robbed o f more than $1,000,000. Cara "According to statistics,” said the vans o f 3,000 to 5,000 camels are no F is h S to rie s . typewriter boarder, ‘ women live about rare occurrence. M R. B L A C K . ten years longer than men do.” D id n 't K n o w H i » M an . W hite and I went out for trout about a ‘‘Huh!” growled the scanty-haired " I saw our Congressman this morn bachelor, "they might live fifty years week ago— W hite’s catch wasn’ t very heavy— mine ing,” said the secretary of the corpora longer if they were not so all-tired alow tion, ‘ ‘and he gave me to understand about passing the 30 mark.” was great, you know. One I hooked— a fine two-pounder— near that under no circumstances would he lend his vote to further our scheme.” ly got away. Mother» will find Mr». Winslow'» Soothing ‘ ‘Say, what’s the matter with yeu, any Byrup the beRt remedy to use for their children H ere’s a picture of the beauty, takeu during the teething period. way?” queried the president. ‘ ‘Any yesterday. W hite was pretty sore, I reckon, at my school boy ought to know better than to B l i » » T h at B liste rs, expect a Congressman to lend his vote. streak of luck. T is bliss indeed to stroll beneath the Said I was the luckiest fisher he had ever Go and hunt him up again and give him maple boughs so green accompanied by the combination of the safe.” struck. the girl you love and to squeeze her Guess I ’ ll go again next week if I can A N ew Kipling Story, hand unseen, but, oh, the queer sensation spare the time; I t is nearly a year since any A m e ri when her ruby lips you smack just as a Last week’s trip was elegant— the weath can magazine has been fortunate enough measly, woolly worm goes crawling dowu er was sublime. % to secure a story from K ip lin g ; but the your back. August Century prints a tale, “ An I For bronchial troubles trv Piso’ a Cure M R. W H IT E . Black and I went out for trout about a H abitation E nforced,” which gives us for Consumption. It is a good cough week ago. K ip lin g at his best. Someone, in com medicine. A t druggists, price 25 cents. I was lucky from the jump; Black didn’t paring K ip lin g with the old, three v o l A common screw with a stout string stand a show. ume novelist, has said that he gives us Sixteen speckled beauties, sixteen! Isn't “ the L ie b ig extract of those cattle low tied around the top makes a fair substi tute for a corkscrew. that a few ? ing on a thousand h ills ,” so here, Poor old Black, he tramped all day and E x c e ssiv e Po liten ess. where two Am ericans,’ a nervously only landed two. Customer— I haven't any change with H ere’s a picture o f a corker; two pounds broken m illion aire and his w ife, take up an enfored habitation in an enchant me this morning; will you trust me for flat he weighed. Thought that I would lose him, though; ed corner of England, he contrives to a postage stamp until to-morrow? Drug Clerk— Certainly, Mr. DeJones. a rattling fight he made. give a quintessence o f Am erican and Customer— But suppose 1 should get Black and I went out for trout about a British c iviliza tio n — a commentary, in killed, or----- week ago; brief, with vistas such as only a K ip Drug Clerk— Oh, that’s all right. The I waa lucky from the jump; Black didn’ t lin g can open up. A d eligh tfu l vein of | loss would be but a trifle. atand a show. satire crops out w herever the British way and the Am erican way meet, a P I T Q Perm anently Cured. N o fits or nervousness T H E U R C H IN . I I I U after firm d a y '« u m * o f D r. K l i n * '» G rea t N e rv s Tw o .w ell guy. came out for trout about vein which w ill charm readers on both Restorer. Hand for F r e r t 2 t ii* l bottle and traallae. sides the A tlan tic. Most readers, too, Dr. K. H. K lin e, L td .,M l A rch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. a week ago, A ll deir tackle it waa great, and gee! w ill find in this latest story of the N ot D esira b le . greatest of liv in g English story writers dey had the dough. He— They say a ghost appears at ths so parlor window of that old bouse at 12 See die paper dollar; well, dem feller, the spiritual touch which was gave me two strongly manifest in “ They” seem ingly o’clock every night. Jee’ fer girin’ dem some trout I caught m arking a new and higher phase o f de 8he— Well, I don't think I should fan in Maaon’e alough. velopm ent in man and writer. cy that style of window shade. One o f dem waa mighty freah; he called me “ little brat.” Jes’ de aame 1 got hla dough, so let it go at dat. T w o swell guys came out for trout about a week ago, A ll deir tackle It was great, and, gee! dey had the dough. — Milwaukee Sentinel. CASTOR IA The Kind You Have Always Bought MISS ELLA OFF, INDIANAPOLIS, IND. SUFFERED FOR MONTHS Pe-ru-na the Remedy That Cured. Miss E lla Off, 1127 Linden 8t., In dianapolis, Ind, writes: " I suffered with a run down constitution for several months and feared that I would have to give up my work. "O n seeking the advice o f a physician, he prescribed a tonic. I found, however, that it did me no good. On seeking the advice o f our druggist, he asked me to try Peruna. In a few weeks I began to feel and act like a different person. My appe tite increased, I did not have that worn out feeling, and I could sleep splendidly. In a couple o f manths I was entirely recovered. I thank you for what your medicine has done for me.” — FBa O ff. W rite I)r . Hartm an, President of The Hartman Sanitarium , Columbus, Ohio, for free medical advice. A ll corre spondence is held strictly confidential. t 2EEEE5!IIŒin ein s «Ntic All ILSK uns. • Im p . I Consta in H tm i *. L S old T u t « * G oo d . USB I b by y d ru r gg is t*. K M »L m P ia Sure but Not Slow I t la a good idea fo r a man to ait on bis front porch evenings, so that those not fam ilia r with hla part o f tow n can see him tbe.-e and learn whose boose It la. SIMPLE, STRONG, SWIFT 12 to 18 Tons Per Day CflllTUU/IPY DDC0C OllUlllIvluA iKtOO A0 Inch Feed Opening. 4 Feet Stroks. Automatic Plunger Drew Ordinary Box Cars. No Small W* *k Parts. How many things we all have to do M IT C H E L L , L E W I S that "goes against the grain.” PO RTLAND »B A T T L E 4 » Puts Full Wright Into 8 T A V E R 8PO KANB C O . B O IS E