C++++-Î •+ + + * ♦ H er P u rp ose. “ M other th in k s you’ll m ake me a good w ife,” said the girl’s intended. "Indeed ?” replied the girl w ith the - w Y T V T V + + -M -+ + + + + + + + + + + + * 4 “ - V determ ined jaw , “ you tell your m other C O N S U M P T IO N I ’ll m ake you a good husband.”— P h ila ­ O n th e w a lls of th e b a rra c k s , on th e delphia Ledger. sid e s of th e te n ts, a t th e fo o t o f ev ery la N a tio n o f C h a u ffe u r s . J a p a n e s e so ld ier’s cot h a n g s a p rin te d F o r coughs and colds th e re Is no better T h e F re n c h n atio n go closely g u a rd s copy of seven m oral p recep ts, sa y s th e m edicine th a n P iso ’s Cure for C onsum p­ h e r su p rem acy In th e m otor w orld th a t N ew Y ork W orld. T h e E m p e ro r of tion. Price 25 cents. p la n s a r e b eing m ade so t h a t every J a p a n Is su p p o sed to be th e a u th o r. You don’t like those gray A S o n 's S u g g e s t io n . F re n c h boy will be m ade fa m ilia r w ith A t an y ra te , he, a s gen eral-ln -ch ief, Is­ F a th e r (cutting the whip sm artly th e o p e ra tio n a n d th e p rin cip le s In­ su ed th em to h is a rm y . T h e la s t th in g hairs, do you? And your hus­ v o lv ed In th e co n stru ctio n of th e a u to ­ th e so ld ier sees on re tirin g , th e first through the air)— See, Tomm y, how l band certainly doesn’t like m ake the horse go fa ste r w ithout strik ­ m obile, sa y s th e P h ila d e lp h ia R ecord. th in g to g re e t h is eyes w h en he ing him a t all. them. Then why not try a A co u rse o f in stru c tio n Is being a r r a n g ­ a w a k e s, a r e th e s e p recep ts. T om m y— P a p a , why don’t you spank e d fo r In tro d u c tio n Into th e p ublic bottle of Ayer’s Hair Vigor? E v e ry m o rn in g a f t e r roll call a n offi­ us children th a t w ay?— Glasgow Times. schools. T h e re a re a n u m b er o f te c h n i­ ce r of each com p an y re a d s th e p re­ It restores color to gray hair cal schools w h ere th e d e ta ils of a u to ­ o th e r s w i l l A nd M rs. W in s lo w ’s S o o t h in g c e p ts to his m en. T h en he m a k e s th e S y M every time, all the deep, rich r u p t h e b e s t r e m e d y to u s e fo r t h e ir c h ild r e n m o b ile In stru c tio n s a re Im p a rte d to m en re c ite th em In co n cert, a n d a f t ­ d u r in g t h e t e e t h i n g p e r io d . color of early life. And it th o s e w h o d e sire su ch know ledge. e r w a r d calls upon in d iv id u a l aoldiers I t is sa id t h a t no city In th e w orld cures dandruff also. to r e p e a t th em . T h ere is s grave-digging school In g iv e s th e sa m e e n c o u ra g e m e n t to au- In b a rra c k « th e officers d rill th e B russels, and all the candidates for the « I certainly b eliev e that Ayer** Hair Vigor to m o b ilin g a s P a ris. I t h a s b een de­ 1« a splendid preparation for the hair and m en In th e k n o w led g e o f th e p re c e p ts, post of sexton in Belgium to be eligible acalp, for I have used It m ore or less for six cid e d t h a t all th e p u b lic h o sp ita ls sh all years. I can ch e e rfu lly recom m end It to any­ a n d e x p la in to th e m In d e ta il, illu s­ m ust h a re g raduated from this school. one In need o f such a pieparatlon.” — Mu*. b e eq u ip p ed w ith self-propelled a m b u ­ t r a tin g th e ir e x p la n a tio n s w ith e x a m ­ K a t e H o y t , M inneapolis, Minn. la n c e s a n d a v ery speedy c a r h a s been J u s t D isc rim in a tio n In R ailw ay R a te s. ples d ra w n from h isto ry . D eeds of o rd e re d to be a tta c h e d to th e m u n icip al Made by J . G. A yer Co., L ow ell, U u i . A ll ra ilro a d m en q u a lifie d to speak W ash in g to n , A le x a n d e r, C a e sa r, N a­ A ls o m anufacturers o f la b o ra to ry , w h e re all th e bom bs fo u n d poleon, G r a n t a n d o th e r fa m o u s com ­ on th e s u b je c t in a resp o n sib le way are s a r sa pa r ill a . o n th e s tr e e ts of th a t c ity sh all be t a ­ m a n d e rs a r e re la te d , th a t th e soldiers lik e ly to ag ree w ith P re s id e n t S am uel ken fo r In v e stig a tio n a n d d e stru c tio n . pectoral . aiay know th e p re c e p ts In p ra c tic a l S pencer of th e S o u th e rn ra ilw a y w hen h e sa y s: “ T h e re is no d iv isio n of i A t th e present m om ent there are 194 a p p lic a tio n a s w ell a s In th e o ry . o p in io n as to th e d e s ira b ility of s to p ­ B a ro n K an ek o , a J a p a n e s e s ta te s ­ m onum ents in G erm any th a t have been p in g a ll se cre t o r u n ju s tly d is c rim in a ­ orr Duty. com pleted to P rince Bism arck, whll« m an w ho re c e n tly v isite d th is c o u n ­ fo rty -fo u r others are In process of con­ tr y on a co n fid en tial m ission, a s s e rts to ry devices a n d p ra c tic e s of w h a tso ­ “ HelloT* cried the policem an, “read ­ ev er c h a r a c te r .” stru ctio n or are planned. ing a paper, eh? I thought you were a t h a t th e p erso n al v a lo r o f th e J a p a n e s e M r. Spencer", in sp e ak in g of “ u n ju s t­ blind m an.’* so ld iers is d u e to »lie p r a c tic e of th e ly d is c rim in a to ry ” r a te s a n d devices, “ So I am during business hours,” the D ifferen t V iew s o f It. seven p re c e p ts. H e re th e y a re, as (N e llie M un so n H o lm an in “ Success tr a n s la te d by B a ro n K a n e k o fro m th e m akes a d is tin c tio n w h ic h is a t once blind beggar replied, “b u t I ’m off duty a p p a r e n t to com m on se n se. T h e re m ay now.” — P hiladelphia P ress. M ag azin e.’’) M ik a d o 's e d ic t: be d is c rim in a tio n in f re ig h t ra te s w h ich "T o be sin c e re a n d loyal a n d g u a rd “ W h a t is th e se cre t ol success?” Perm an en tly Cured. 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To ab o l­ P a r t ic u la r . pack. n ess a n d Insolence. ish su c h open an d h o n e s t d is c rim in a ­ “ D a rlin g ,” w h isp e red th e a r d e n t “ Be ex act a n d on tim e ,” sa id th e "T o obey th e co m m an d o f su p e rio rs, tio n m ig h t p a ra ly z e th e in d u s trie s of cl'e c h a r g e d w i t h o u t a r b i ­ t r a r y d i s c r i m i n a t i o n to a ll s h ip p e r s a lik e u n ­ t h e ho e. a n d effem inacy. d e r l i k e c o n d i t i o n s , tl e D i s k i n g of r a t e s s h o u l d For Infants and Children. “ C lim b s te a d ily u p ,” sa id th e h ill. "T o p rize re p u ta tio n a n d honor, a n d a s f a r as p o s s i b l e h a v e a l l t h e e l a s t i c i t y n e c e s ­ s a r y t o p e r m i t t h e d e v e l o p m e n t of t h e traf fic “ K e e p b r ig h t a n d d o n ’t m in d th e g u a rd a g a in s t v u lg a rity a n d g re e d .” a n a to p r o d u c e th e g r e a t e s t re s u lts to t h e p u b ­ lic a n d t o tt.e r a i l r o a d s t h e m s e l v e s . ” c lo u d s ,” said th e su n . " C u ltiv a te a calm e x te rio r, b u t be T h e p re se n t p ro p o sal is, as M r. W HAT THE SIM P L O N M EANS. B ea rs the read y for e m e rg e n c ie t,” sa id th e in n o ­ W a lk e r D. H in e s , of L o u isv ille, show ed S ig n a tu re o f c e n t flo w er; “ even I alw ay s c a rry a b e N e w T u n n e l W i l l E f f a c e a R o m a n ­ in h is re m a rk a b le te s tim o n y th e o th e r tic a n d H ia to r lc a l P a th . d a y befo re th e se n a te c o m m itte e a t p i s t i l .” B u t th e p iercin g o f th e S im plon w ill, W a s h in g to n , to c ry sta lliz e flexible and T o o D e e p f o r H im . O n e S a c r e d S e c r et. “T h ere’s one thing I can ’t und erstan d n h ap p ily , b rin g w ith It th e final ef- ju s tly d is c rim in a to ry ra te s in to fixed P a rk e r— I have noticed th a t nearly all tc e m e n t o f one o f th e m o st ro m a n tic g o v e rn m e n t ra te s w h ic h c a n n o t be ab o u t farm in g ,” said the city chap who th e articles on “ How to M anage a H u s­ nd g ra n d ly h isto ric a l p a th s in h u m an changed ex cep t by th e in te rv e n tio n of had contracted with a farm er for a b an d " w ere w ritten by unm arried wom­ ip e d ltio n — th e closing c u rta in In th e som e g o v e rn m e n t tr ib u n a l, an d by thiB w eek’s board, as he w atched th e hired en. H ow do you account for it? m an turning the soil. K erw in— Oh, you don’t suppose a m ar­ lost p ic tu re sq u e d ra m a E u ro p e h a s v ery process to in c re a se “ th e te m p ta ­ “ W h at be th a t, young feller?” queried tio n to d e p a r t from th e p u b lis h e d ra te [forded. T h e N apoleonic sp e ctacle ried wom an is goin to give her little plan the honest old granger, as he bit off a a n d th e law fu l r a te in o rder to m eet a s fu ll of su rp rise s ; its a r g u m e n t uar- aw ay, do you? generous hunk of hom e-m ade tobacco. tte a th e co m p llcatlo n a o f society a n d som e ovepow ering an d u rg e n t co m m er­ “ I can’t u n d erstan d ,” said the city ■ar; Its c o m p lex ities d e ta il th e en- cial c o n d itio n ” — New Y ork S u n . W hy can ’t K ing E d w ard be burled in chap, “ why the ground w as placed b o t­ S co tlan d ? Ans.— B ecause he isn’t dead. i ra im e n t o f p erso n a l m a g n e tism an d tom side up, so th a t it has to be torned Idleness is m any gathered m iseries in over with a plow before th e crops can be >rce. p lanted.” T h e su p e rb ly b u ilt ro ad o v e r , th e one nam e.— R ichter. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS Ips h a s re m a in e d o n e o f th e m o st fas- Fastest, ligh test and strongest stu m p Puller n a tin g d iv e rsio n s fo r th e th o u g h tfu l on the m arket. 11» H orse pow er on the sweep with tw o horses. W rite lor descriptive catalog lu rlst, an d h a s been f r a u g h t w ith and pvtatS. --------I--------------------- lem o rab le ex p erien ces. F ro m th e mo- RKIERSON M AC H IN ERY CO. F o o t of M orrison S tr e e t P ortlan d . O regon len t o f e m b a rk a tio n in th e yellow dll- rence, w h en th e w h ip w a s crack ed per th e h e a d s o f th e p o st h o rses a t rleg , u n til th e a r riv a l In th e gorge of Those afflicted w ith Eczema know le G ondo a t Iselle, i t w a s a contlnu- more than can be told of the suffering imposed by th is “ flesh usly u n fo ld in g ta b le a u o f g ra n d e u r fire. ” It usually begins with a s lig h t redness of the skin, which gradually nd c h arm . T h e o v e rtu re h a d begun spreads, followed by blisters and pustules discharging a thin, stick y fluid ack In th e R h o n e V alley w ith th e that dries and scales off, leaving an inflamed surface, and at times the itch­ is tle s of Sion a n d S lerre, th e to w e rs in g and burning are almost unbearable. W hile any part of the body is L O W CAN f L oueche, a n d M a rtig n y , a t th e foot liable to be attacked, the t th e G re a t St. B e rn a rd . B u t w h en hands, feet, back, arms, face Eczema made its appearanee on my left limb the W aist High >e ascen sio n o f th e Sim plon b eg a n it and legs are the parts most size of my thumb in 1893, and spread until it was large as my hand, burning, itching and paining ecam e a long se rie s o f w in d in g s often afflicted. The cause of Skim s Cold iro u g h fortified defiles le a d in g a ro u n d Eczema is a too acid condi­ me, and for which I could get no relief, until see­ o r W arm ■rrifylng a b y s se s a n d th ro u g h th e tion of the blood. The cir­ ing the other cures advertised by you I wrote and secured the advise of your physicians, commenced Milk lld e st of m o u n ta in recesses. O ne culation becomes l o a d e d S. S. S. and it cured me. ■as aw e d by th e sp le n d o r a n d stirre d with fiery, acid poisons that 50 Per Cent Mayetta, Kan. J. H . S penc *. 1th conflicting em o tio n s. I t w a s in- are f o r c e d through the C ream sed a refn g e— th e hospice o f th e Au- glands and pores of the skin which set the flesh aflame. Since the cause of astin e m onks. W ho t h a t h a s experi- the disease is in the blood it is a waste of time to try to cure it with local IT S THE ic e d it w ill e v e r fo rg e t th e w elcom - applications; the cause must be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S. S. BEST EV ER SEND FOR CATALOGUE ig h o sp ita lity o f th e fo u r se clu d ed has no equal as a remedy for Eczema; it enters the re th re n in t h a t d e so la te sp o t? —Cen- blood and forces out the poison through the natural . CURES WM£Ri AU ELSE FAILS. I Beat Cough ttyruf>. Tastes tlood. Use In tim e. Sold by druggist«. Î .HE MIKADO’S PRECEPTS. 5- i Come Now O w n Up A 9 .y e r s s Y CASTO R IA Ths Kind You Have Always Boughf FLESH IR E ; Iowa Improved SEPARATOR MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO, PORTLAND. OREGON HE A T T L E SPOKANE > . N .U . B O IS E »¿ 2 7 -1 * 0 5 channels, and builds up the entire system. The skin becomes smooth and soft again, and the Eczema is A farm er's w ife m ay h ave to work cured. Cases that have persistently refused to be hard, but did you ever see a farm er cured under the ordinary treatment yield to its purifying, cooling effect on try to flirt? He usually brings som e Ute blood, Book on Skin Diseases and any advice wished, without charge, of the children to town with him and ■j they keep him busy. THC S W IF T SPECIFIC C O ; ATlAN TAs GAm