R H E U M A T I S M .,» ™ ^ Rheumatism does more than any other dis- ease to rob life of pleasure and comfort. It is so painful and far-reaching in its effects on the system that those afflicted with it find themselves utterly unable to enjoy bodily comfort or any of the pleasures of life. Some are bound hand and foot and suffer constantly with excruciating pains, swollen stiff joints and muscles, and ’ o f t e n distorted, crooked I had been troubled with Rheumatism for two limbs, while others have y*ars’ bad been under the treatment of phyai- intervals of freedom, during a „ , tned everything recommended to which constant a. wcre “ ; 80 " stiri M R t h .t ,d not y. kn,e and eU? I w iointa r„__ they live in e s-1. that I could use them. was un- fear and dread of the next able to do my household work, and was truly in a attack, when, at the least ex- pitiable condition. S. S. S. cured me after uaing posure to damp weather, or it for awhile, and I unhesitatingly give it the slight irregularity of any credit it so much deserves, kind, the disease will return. sta- A., E. Liverpool, O. Mas. M. A. D ecker . The cause of Rheumatism is a sour, acid condition of the blood, produced by food lying undigested in the stomach, poor bowel action, weak kidney# and a general sluggish condition of the system. External applications, such us liniments, oils, plasters, etc., do not reach the cause and can only give tem­ porary relief. The blood must be cleansed and puri­ fied before a cure can be had. S. S. S. attacks the disease in the right way— it neutralizes the poison and filters out every particle of it from the blood, stimulates the sluggish organs and clears the sys­ tem 01 all foreign matter. It cures the disease permanently and safely because it contains no harmful minerals to derange the stomach and diges­ tion. Bo^k on Rheumatism and any advice you wish, without charge. THE SW IFT SPECIFIC C O A T L A N T A . GAm C r im in a ls B e lt e r F o r m e d . T h e A e s t h e t i c Y o u n g M a n. He was an aesthetic young man from the city. The floor manager In­ troduced him to a divine young crea­ ture in blue, and they stood In the set waiting for the prompter's call. ‘‘What a charming assembly," re­ marked the young man from the city, gazing around upon the array of beau­ tiful faces and costumes. “ There is something so captivating, so ethereal- izlng, in these gatherings of culture and refinement, that 1 'am always charmed when I can mingle with such a Joyous throng. I)o you not pro­ nounce this a fashionable and Intel­ lectual soiree—a superior gathering of beauty and gentility?” “ It ’s the boss," replied the gentle creature in blue, as she arranged the fastening of a neat little glove. The young man from the city had to be assisted out of the hall. Dr. J. Marty, a French criminologist, has recently made an examination of 4,000 delinquent soldiers o f the French army, and has found that in height, weight, breast measure, muscular power and general condition they aver­ aged much better than the well-be­ haved soldiers. Dr. Marty does not Imply that criminals are by nature bet­ ter physically than non-criminals, but suggests that the condition o f criminal families Is so much more wretched than respectable ones that only the uncommonly strong survive. H o n e jr a n d V i n e g a r . At a “ stag” dinner the other evening an old bachelor gave the following toast: Woman, the morning star of infancy, the day star of manhood and the eveuing Ftar of old age. Bless our stars— and may they always be kept a telephonic distance.” W AR’ S C A S U A LT IE S ENO RM OUS. Ascertaining losses by war opera- tloua is a very difficult task, and yet approximate results have been secured, Bays Leslie s Weekly, it is noteworthy, but no occasion for surprise, that the number killed aud w’ouuded in war during 1904 greatly exceeds that of 1903 by reason of the sanguinary con­ test between Japan and Russia, in which lives have been recklessly sacri­ ficed. The total loss for the year is about 400,000, as compared with 80,000 in 1903, 25,000 In 1902 and 3,000 in 1901. The total losses in the Russo-Japa­ nese war have not been officially stat­ ed, but from the most reliable unofficial accounts they will amount to at least 870,000. Other losses have been as fol­ lows: Armenia, including massacres, 7,864; Tibet, 0,492; Philippines, 3,239; Sumatra, 2,379; Africa, 3,714; Uruguay, 2,035; Macedonia, 820; Santo Domingo, 240; Bulgaria, 239; Morocco, 50; Ara­ bia, 40. Wellington used to say that it was impossible to tell the number of men lost by the French, .«¡evertheless he put 80,000 or 40,000 as the number on both sides killed at Waterloo. San­ guinary as has been the recent fighting between the Russian and Japanese ar­ mies, the results are less terrible than those of that day. Experience is teach­ ing us that, murderous as are the weapons of modern make, the actual mortality In the battles of to-day la not as heavy as in the time when ar­ maments were not, on paper, so deaw- iy- A t Uetpslc, where 460,000 men were engaged, 90,000 men were lost. At 8a- dowa there were 430,000 men, of whom the Prussians lost 1,147 officers and 8,794 men, and the Austrians 30,000. A t Borodino there were 74,000 casual­ ties; at Ua Belle Alliance 61,000. In our Civil War the greatest battle was at the Wilderness, where of the 142.000 Federals, one-seventh were lost, and of the 52,000 Confederates a correspond­ ing proportion. 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