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T h e O ld e s t L i v i n g T w in s . A uer’s Your doctor will tell you that thin, pale, weak, nervous chil dren become strong and well by taking Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. Small doses, for a few days. Sarsaparilla The change is very prompt and very marked. Ask your doctor why it is. He has our formula and will explain. Publication of an item from Wash ington, Pa., regarding twins SI years old Ipis brought out the fact that Free port, Pa., leads by several years. Dr. Charles B. Gillespie and his sister. Miss Mary Gillespie, are twins, and Redhorae Dan— Kin ye handle a were born in October, 1820, thus being 84 years old. l)r. Gillespie has prac gun. stranger? Percy Roulevarder— | ticed medicine for nearly half a cen 1 don’ t have to. I owu an auto.— j tury. lie was captain of Company F, Baltimore American. | Seventy-eighth Pennsylvania regiment, Mletresfi— I f you want eggs to keep, uik I served throughout the civil war. you must lay them in a cool place. ; Freeport has been the home of the Bridget—01*11 mintlon It to the hens j twins since the close of the rebellion. , st wanst, mum.— Illustrated Bits, It is believed they are the oldest liv i " ‘You ran over that chap. Are you ing twins in the United States. going to stop?” “ Yes, Just as soon as M a j N ever H ave H e a rd o f It. After a stormy intervinew with Mr. Roodelle, the successful contractor and “ W hen 13 yearn old. fo r many month» no politician, the indignant caller had one thought I could live becwttae o f thin blood, gone away. llut. in a few week*. A y e r’s Sarsaparilla com pletalv restored me to health." “ 1 fully expected to see you slug M r s . E. B l c k m i n s t k k , Vineland, N. J. him,” said the private secretary. #1.00 a bottle AM druggiata. | “ when he called you a ’persistent vio fo r * lator of the eigfiTh commandment/ ” I suppose 1 ought to have done it.” said Mr. Boodelle, grinding his teeth. ' “ but I couldn’t recall the eighth com B i l io u s n e s s , c o n s t i p a t i o n p re v e n t re c o v e r y . C u r e t h e s e w ith A y e r ’s P ills. mandment to save my life! ’— Chicago Tribune. The Children Dr. G. Gee Wo WoiJirful Hoira Treatment T b l» wonderful Chi nese doctor 1« called great because he cures people without opera tion that are given up to die. H e cures with those wonderful Chi nese herbs, roots, buds, barks and vegetables ,thut are entirely un known to medical sci ence In this country. Through the use o f those harm less remedies this famous doctor knows the action o f o ver 800differen t reme.iies which he successfully uses in different diseases. He guarantees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kid neys, etc.; has hundreds o f testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out o f the city w rite for blanks and circulars. Bend stamp. C O N S U L T A T IO N P U K E . ADDRESS The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Go. 25IK -253 ALDER ST., PORTLAND, OREGON h i " M ention paper S t at e or O h io , C i t y or T oledo , l L ucan C o u n t y , ) SB* F r a n k J. C h e n e y m a k e s o a th th a t h e is s e n io r p a rtn e r o f th e firm o f K. J. C h e n e y di C o., d o in g business in th e c i t y o f T o le d o , C o u n t y a n d S tate a fo re s a id , a n d th a t sa id firm w h l pay th e sum o f O N E H U N D R E D D O L L A R S fo r e a ch aud e v e r y case o f C a t a r r h t h a t c a n n o t bo c u re d by th e use o f I I a l u ’ s C a t a r r h C a k e . F R A N K J. C I I K N K Y . S w o rn to b e fo re m e a n d s u b scrib ed in m y presen ce, th is Cth day o f D ecernber, A. D., 18 bb. A. W. O LEABO N, j seal Notary P u b lic . j H a ll’s C a ta r r h C u re is ta k en in t e r n a lly , and acts d ir e c t ly o n th e b lo o d an d m u co u s surfaces o f th e system . Send i r te s tim o n ia ls , free. F. J. C H E N E Y A CO ., T o le d o , O. S old b y D ru g g is ts , 75e. H a l l ’s F a m ily P ills a re th e best. The H orae D e a le r . “ Whatis the secret of your success?” asked the young man. “ In buying,” said the old horse deal er, “ I look sharp, and in selling I look just as ignoraut as I can.” — Chicago News. GASTORIA F o r In fa n t s a n d C h ild re n . AYegetaUe Prcparationfor A s similating the Food <i nd Re# ilia - ling the Stomachs and Dowels of 1 N K \ N I ì ì /CHH.DKEN Prom otes Digestion,Cheerful n ess and Rest .Contains neither num,Morphine nor Mineral. S The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of O T N a r c o t ic . » a p t ^ o u a -S A M v a m a a R S m i- MxSmaa . S C iw M * . MSnpStmd' Aperteci Remedy fo r Cons tipo fio n . Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea W orm s .Convulsions,Feverish ness and L o s s O F SLE EP. Fac Simile Signature of • N E W Y O R K .______ A l b m o n t h s «ilei J j D u sts - ] ) ( t m is EXACT COPY QT WRAPPB*. - In Use For Over Thirty Years GASTORIA we reach a repair shop. 1 hoard some thing break when we hit him.” — Life. Joe— I love you; I love you. Won’t you be my wife? Jess—You must see mamma first. Joe— 1 have seen her several times, but I love you Just the same.— Ex. Mrs. Dobbs— How is your new neighborhood? Mrs. Dibbs— Oh, Just like the other one; all the rich people talk poor, and all the poor people talk rich.— Puck. “ 1 see it stated here that the Sultan wears an Iron undershirt.’’ “ Say, I wish I had one like it to send to my laundry. I ’d like to get even with ’em once in a while.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer. Hester— I hear that Bessie’s .engage- | ment with Fred Simmons is broken j off. Too bad, isn’t it? Grace— But , she’s going to keep the diamond ring. | Hester—Oh, I didn’ t hear of that.—• j Exchange. Still Able to Attend to Business: “ I told Uncle Simon that he was get ting too old and feeble to attend to business.” “ Did he take it kindly?” “ He threw me out of his office.” — Vanity Fair. An Inducement: Peddler— Want to buy an umbrella cheap? Ivrankley— No. What’s the use? Everybody steals my umbrellas. Peddler— Well, this one aip’t worth stealin’.— Philadel phia ledger. “ I thought you were quite well ac quainted with Brown,” said Ascum. “ No, Indeed,” replied Cholly; “ I — aw —only associate with my equals, ■ and— ” “ Really, you should aim higher ( than that.” — Ex. Dawkins— And was it very hot in In dia? Jawkins— Hot!* Simply melting.1 Why, one of our fellows stayed out too long In the sun one day, and had to be ladled back to his bungalow.— Ivondon Tit-Bits. “ Do you expect to send your son to college?” “ Well, I haven’t decided yet. In view o f the hazing and the football. I'm half Inclined to believe It would be more merciful to finish him up with chloroform.” — Chicago Record- Herald. Stranger— So you went to school with Rudolph Kipling, eh’ 1 suppose you know he 1» now a famous wrlter? Uncle Fletch— Sho! Why, him an’ me used ther same copybook, an’ 1 know my wrltln’ ’d beat bis’n all holler.— Exchange. ••What ia a counter-irritant?” asked Mr*. Sinlther*. "A counter-irritant.” replied Smlther*. "la a woman who makes the clerk pull down everything on the shelve» for two hour*, and then huya four cent*’ worth of hairpins.” — Cleveland f’reaa. “ Ugh!” exclaimed the exchange tick et. withdrawing a, far a» possible Into the corner of the pocket "you’re from a pawnshop.” "Suppose I am,” retort ed the pawn ticket. "1 am the pawn- j ahop’a one redeeming feature.” — Phil adelphia Ledger. Naggua— Whal are yoAi goinng to do with the hero and heroine of that mag azine atory you're running now? Mar ry them? Borua— Certainly. They’ll I be married In the last chapter. Nagg- ua— I'm glad of I t It will aerve them right!—Chicago Tribune. Distinguished Artist— Perhaps if you came here you will get a better light on the picture This studio Is net nearly large enough. Fair Visitor (desirous to understand)— Yes, yes; I know. One can’t get far enough away from your pictures!— Punch. VERY FEW, IF ANY, CIGARS SOLD A T 8 CENTS. COST AS MUCH TO MANUFACT URE. 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