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W h en
St. Jacobs Oil
The old monk cure, strong, straight, sure, tackles
Hurts,
Sprains,
Bruises
The m uscles flex, the kinks untwist,
the soreness dies out. P rice 25c. and 50c.
D id you ev er h ear o f th u n d er In a lie Quincy.
g o b let? O f cou rse, it would h ave to
be m in iatu re th u n d er, or It would s h a t­
te r th e gob let, and indeed, it Is so sm all
an edition o f it th a t th e noise is like
C A N HE M A D E
th e popping o f a cork from a bottle.
W IT H
B u t th e p rin cip le o f th e th u n d er is,
n ev e rth eless, th ere— th a t is, th e inrush-
in g o f a ir to All a vacuum .
Made in all Hizes and styles
H ere is a p re tty ex p erim en t show ing
Write lor Catalogs
and Price*
th is :
T a k e tw o g o b lets an d
place
th em , m outh to m o u th ;
th en
put
arou nd th em , w h ere th e b rim s m eet,
a rubl>er ban d ab ou t au inch In width,
G e n . Agt*.
to p rev en t tb e p a ssag e o f air.
T ry now to pull them a p a rt an d you
113 Comml BIk
w ill find th a t th ey s tic k to g e th e r very
Portland, Ore.
closely, so clou d y , Indeed, th a t you
m ay sw in g them , as a pendulum w ith ­
ou t th e ir sep a ra tin g .
B u t pull w ith
still m ore fo rce and th ey w ill com e
a p a rt w ith th e noise th a t I h av e m en­
tioned.
I.e t ns m ake a n o th er
ex p erim en t
Wcilerful Hoir.a
w ith them .
Im m e rse th em In w a ter
Treatment
con tain ed in a vessel larg e enough to
* T h la w onderful C hi­
hold them both read ily , and w h ile still
$25 Per Day
Austin Well Drills
BEALL * Go.
T h e W ild D u ck .
“Y o u w e re out gu n n in g y e sterd a y , 1
h ea r. S e e an y w ild d u cks?
“O n e,“ replied th e a m a te u r hun ter.
“ B u t you d id n 't g e t w ith in ran ge, 1
sup p ose “
“ I w as w ith in ra n g e o f h is vo ice all
rig h t w h ile lie sw o re a t m e fo r sh o o t­
in g
h is ta m e
o n es.”— P h ila d e lp h ia
P re ss.
T o ld
by T r u th f u l
Jam es.
A m ore or less tru th fu l A u stralian
re la te s th a t he put an u n usually large
po rcelain egg in th e n est o f a hen and
found th a t th e n e x t eg gs sh e laid w ere
o f in crea sed size. T h e n he put a goose
egg in tlie n est. T h e hen laid an egg
Ju s t a s large. H e w as so pleased w ith
th e sch e m e th a t he put a w h itew ash ed
fo o tb a ll in th e n est. W hen he w ent
Mothers w ill find Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing th e n e x t tim e to sea rch fo r eg gs lie
8yrup the best remedy to use for their children found one a s big a s a fo o tb all, b ut no
during the teething period.
hen in sig h t. S e cu rin g th e egg, he saw 1
M a k in g a ( lo s e D is tin c tio n .
en graved on it. by hen p h otograph y, \
B e n e v o le n t P a rty — Y ou n g m an. I'm th e se w o rd s: “ I'm no o strich , b ut I'v e
so rry to see you th u s idling a w a y th e j done m y b est.“ L a te r he found th e
golden h ours o f youth. E v e ry tim e I hen in sid e t lie egg.
look out o f my p a rlo r w indow I see
F o r coughs and colds th ere is no better
you sittin g on th is fire h yd rant.
m edicine than P iso’s Cure fo r Consum p­
T h e Y oung M an— W h a t’s th ’ m a tte r tio n . P rice 25 cents.
w ith yo u ?
W h a t a re you g iv in ’ |
T ire d o f E n g lis h .
m e? I a in 't idle w hen I ’m doin’ noth- |
H usband— You once told me that you
ing.
I ’m a sew er in sp ecto r.— C lev e­
studied F ren ch , Italian
and
Spanish
land P la in D ea ler.
while a t school. Can you speak any of
$100 Rew ard, $100.
them now?
The readers of this paper w ill be pleased to
Cultured W ife— All of them. W h y?
u n d er w a ter p lace th em
m outh
to j
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
H usband— l wish you’d do your ta lk ­ m outh. P u t th e ru b b er bund around
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh ing in one or the other of them until I th em w lille th ey a re In th is cond ition,
Cure is the only positive cure known to the gtg through with this newspaper.
an d h av in g tak en
th em out o f t h e !
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu­
tional disease, requires a constitutional treat­
w a te r you will And th a t you can sw in g
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
ment. H a ll’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous T a k e l a x a t i v e Hroino Q u in in e T a b le ts . A ll flruic- th em as b efo re, and th a t to pull them I
surfaces o f the system, thereby destroying the g tsts refu n d th e m oney if It fa ils to cu re. 8 . W. a p a rt re q u ires m ore fo rce th an when
‘
foundation
* '
of the disease,
e, ami jri|
„ givin
’ ~ _ g f the
j M pa- G ro v e ’s « ¡g im tu re Is on e a ch bo x. 25c.
th ey a re em pty. T h e reason is th a t
Ing up
tient strength by building
ip the
tl
constitution
and assisting na’ture in ___ng
doing its I work.
The
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S o p I . I K q u a l i t y in ( ' n n i h r l d , . .
th e w a ter does n o t exp an d lik e a ir, so
proprietors have so much faith in its curative
B e fo re L o n g fello w b ou g ht th e bouse th a t, th e m om ent you begin to pull th e
powers that they offer One Hundred Hollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list In C a m b rid g e ao a sso c ia te d w ith bis g o b lets a p a rt, th e vacuum is fo rm ed ;
of testimonials.
Address.
K. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. m em ory It w as ow ned and oecuplod an d th e p ressu re o f th e outsid e a ir
Bold by druggists, 75c.
by old M rs. C raigie.
m ak es th em ad h ere m ore closely be-1
Hales Family Pills a re the best.
M rs. C ra ig ie w as a w om an o f m any c a u se th e vacu um Is g rea te r.
P a y in g fo r In fo rm a tio n .
e c c e n tric itie s . M on cu re It. C on w ay
You m ay th in k th a t it Is th e ru b b er j
“ .Say. m e good m a n .“ ex cla im e d the sa y s in h is re c e n t book o f • R e m in is­ ban d th a t is holding th e g o b lets to- !
c ity you th , w ho w as undecided w h eth ­ c e n ce « ."
g eth er. hut still a n o th er ex p erim en t I
e r to buy sh rim p o r m innow s, “ w h at ;
So m e one on ce tried to persuad e her will show you th a t th e only purpose !
d o you c a tc h fish w ith around h e re ? ”
to h a v e h er tre e s ta rre d to p ro tect served by th e band Is to m ake a tig h t |
“(B v e m e a q u a r te r i nd I ’ll tell y o u .” . them fro m c a te r p illa r s, w hich also in ­ jo in t so th a t a ir can n o t p ass throu gh I
g ru n ted th e r u ra lite w ih th e new -cut vaded h er n eig h b o r's trees.
it. C u t a rin g from a sh eet o f ru b b er
pole.
S h e refu se d to be ao cru e l to the and put th e g ob lets under w a ter m
“ H ere it is. Now, w h at do you c a tc h c a te rp illa rs.
b efore. In to one o f th em put a piece I
th em w ith ? “
" T h e y a re o u r fellow w orm s,” »he o f ice and o v e r Its brim p lace tb e ruh-
l>er ring, b rin g in g th e o th e r
g o b le t!
“ H o o k s!”— P h ila d e lp h ia R ecord .
said.
ag aln v t th e rin g. too. so th a t th ey a re j
m outh to m outh, w ith only th e flat ru b ­
b er rin g b etw een them .
Now. when th e Ice b eg in s to m elt,
tlie c o n ten ts o f th a t g o b let c o n tra c t,
fo rm in g a vacu um , an d th e p ressu re
o f th e o u tsid e a ir holds the gob lets
ao closely to g eth er th a t
yon
m ay
h and le th em out o f th e w a ter w ithou t I
th e ir sep aratin g .
T o h ave p e r fe c t su c c e ss w ith th ese
e x p e rim e n ts It Is only n ecessary to use
c a re in p rep arin g fo r th em .— New Y ork I
T h e K in d Y o u H a v e A lw a y s B o u g h t lia s b o r n e t h e s ig n a ­
M ail.
Dr. G. Gee Wo
n e se doctor In called
g re a t becaune he cu re s
people w ith o u t op era­
tio n t h a t a re g iven up
to die. l i e cu res w ith
th o se w onderful C hi­
n e se h erb s, roots, buds,
b a r k s and vegetable!* I
t h a t a re e n tire ly un-1
k n ow n to m ed ical scl-
em ie In th is co u n try . T h ro u g h th e use o f th o se
h a r m le ss rem ed ies th is fam o u s doctor k n ow s
th e a ctio n o f o ver 500 d iffe re n t rem e d ie s w h ich
h e su cce ssfu lly uses In d iffe re n t d isease s.
He
g u a ra n te e s to cu re c u ta rrh , a s th m a . lung, th ro a t,
rh e u m a tism , n e rv o u sn ess, sto m a c h , liv e r, k id ­
n e y s, e t c .; lias hu nd red s o f te stim o n ia ls.
C h arg e s m oderate. C all and see h im . P a tie n ts
o u t o f th e c ity w rite for b la n k s and c ir c u la rs .
S e n d stam p . C O N S U L T A T IO N F i t E E .
A D D HEM »
The C Ges Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
2 5 1 ^ -2 5 3 ALDER S T ., PO R TLAN D , OREGON
tS T M en tio n paper
Salzer’s
National Oats
G r e a te s t o a t o f t h e o en tu ry .
Y ie ld e d In O hio 187. In M ich .
251. in Mo 255. an d l a N. D a k o ta
| 310 tiu*. p e r a c r e .
Y ou c a n b e a t t h a t reco rd in 1905.
, For
10c and tills notice
—, m s l) y o n f r t e lo t s o f f a r m m m ]
[ « a m p le , an d our big c a ta lo g , te ll- ,
In g a ll a b o u t tb ta o a t —under an d ,
tbnnaan da c f o tb e r aeeda.
JOHN « . 8ALZER SEED CO. j
La Cro««e.
Wl*.
j
t u r e o f C h a s. I I . F l e t c h e r , a n d h a s b e e n m a d e u n d e r h is
p e rs o n a l s u p e rv isio n f o r o v e r 3 0 y e a r s . A llo w n o o n e
to d e e e iv e y o u in t h i s . C o u n t e r fe it s , I m i t a t i o n s a n d
“ J u s t - a s - g o o d ” a r e b u t E x p e r im e n ts , n n d e n d a n g e r t b e
h e a lt h o f C h ild re n —E x p e r i e n c e a g a i n s t E x p e r im e n t .
What is C A S TO R IA
C a s to r ia is a h a r m le s s s u b s t it u te f o r C a s to r OH, P a r e ­
g o r ic , D ro p s a n d .S o o th in g S y ru p s . I t is P le a s a n t . I t
c o n ta in s n e i t h e r O p iu m , M o rp h in e n o r o t h e r N a r c o tic
s u b s ta n c e . I t s a g e is i t s g u a r a n t e e . I t d e s tr o y s W o rm s
a n d a lla y s F e v e r is h n e s s . I t c u r e s D ia r r h o e a a n d W in d
C o lic. I t r e lie v e s T e e t h i n g T r o u b le s , c u r e s C o n s tip a tio n
a n d F la t u le n c y . I t a s s im ila te s t h e F o o d , r e g u la t e s t h e
S to m a c h a n d B o w e ls , g iv in g h e a lth y a n d n a t u r a l s le e p .
T h e C h ild r e n ’s P a n a c e a —T h e M o t h e r ’ s F r ie n d .
The Kind You t o e Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
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To Convince You
TH A T
TH E C H A T H A M
i s th e B K S T IN C U B A T O R on
th e m a rk e t, I will send yon one,
ire ig lit prepaid, and w ait for my
pay u n til O ctob er 1, 1906.
I t was given th e h ig h e st award
a t th e Oregon S ta te F a ir, held a t
Salem la st fail.
W rite fo r our
D escriptiv e C atalog u e of In cu b a­
to rs and Brooders and our tim e
prop osition.
GEO. W. FOOTT,
Dept. 12
Portland, Oregon
W h en som e people h a v en ’t an y g re a t
trou b le, th ey »m ile as m uch as to soy.
H ow b ra v e I am !
W0
In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
T—c e . - T . u n c o —— — .
H e r P r a c t i c a l M in d .
H r a lw a y s said th a t sh e bad a m ind
loo aev erely p ra c tic a l fo r an a u th o r's
w ife. H e could be o p tim istic on very j
slig h t prov ocation, b u t sh e w an ted |
; som eth in g ta n g ib le to inap ire optim -
! ism .
“ Y o n se em to b e h ap p y ," she re m a rk ­
ed. a s he c a m e In one evening.
" I a m ," h e replied, "a n d w ith good
reason. I'v e b rou gh t hom e aom e good
n ew s."
"D e lig h tfu l!" sh e retu rn ed , w ith gen
tie sa rc a sm . "N ow all th a t re m ain s Is
to decide bow you will h av e It cook­
ed ."
" H a v e w h at ro o k ed ?”
^
" T h e good n ew s. I in fe r from w h at
you say th a t you h av e b rou gh t hom e
n o th in g else, so w e m u st live on t h a t."
B ro o k ly n En gle.
tt
—u — o , o r — . , new co n n c IT ,
A sc ie n tis t is a m an o f le a rn in g ;
am on g o tb e r th in g s he Is a p t to learn
th a t b e isn ’t flim -flam proof.
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B i n i I om . Sold
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tar d ra o rta a .
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