THE “ B ACK W AR D Q L A N C E ."
WHEN FORKS WERE NEW.
Taking I t W ill Frequently Bee# Yon Bow Their Uee Impreeeed a Lady the
Intenae Mortification.
(
Firat Tima Bhe Dan Them.
M l»» Heywood Upped at H azel'»
A lady who saw forks u»ed for the
bedroom door. " I presumed on being first time at a dinner o f Henry 111. of
your godmother, and came right up." France records her "Impression»” of
she called.
the occasion. Henry had In 1547 been
A minute later a tear stained, girlish tendered a magnlllcent reception in
t r i l l i I M illie
face peeped out, and Miss Heywood Venice. At this entertainment forts
For Infanta and Children.
was drawn Inside a room that looked were used. The royal guest observed
as If a whirlwind bad Just passed them with much Interest und Immedi
ately Introduced them to the French
through It
"Horrible, Isn’t I t!” Hazel agreed, as court.
It seems from the account of the
Miss Heywood glanced about “ You
see, I was late to breakfast, without lady, who had never used them be
doing a thing to this room, and then I fore, that some others were In the same
AYcgetable Preparation for As
rushed off to school, and mother left predicament. She writes:
similating theFoodandRegula-
It all Just for a lesson for me. And, I “ They never touched the meat with
ting (he Stomachs and Dowels of
oh, Ned has had that nice Mr. Wilson their fingers, but with forks, which
up In his room, and Mr. Wilson knows they carried to their mouths, bending
IN FAN I S / l H l L I J K K N
this fa my bedroom, and when I asked their necks and bodies over their
Ned why he couldn’t have had the Plates.
Promotes Digestion.Cteerlul-
brotherlluess to close my door, he said
“ There were several salads. These
nessandResl.Contains neither
— oh, he said— he was so used— to see- they ate with forks, for It is not con
mim.Morphine nor Mineral,
ing It like this— he never thought!" and alilered proper to touch the food with
ox N a r c o t ic .
a tret hollow In a pillow whlrb bad ev the lingers. However dllllcult it may
idently been doing duty before re be to manage It, It Is thought better
to put the little forked Instrument In
ceived Hazel's unhappy face.
a -S M iL T L P tra a a
"Hazel,” said Mias Heywood. pres the mouth than the fingers.
Z W « oW -
“ The artichokes, asparagus, peas and I
ently, ” lf you’ll take orders from me
SUSww— •
H -kJU U m -
for sixty seconds I ’ll teach you some beans were brought. It was a pleasure
thing that will prevent your ever hav to watch them fry to eat these with
ing this trouble again. I call It the their forks, for some, who were less (
‘backward glance.' ”
adroit than the others, dropped as
many on their plates and on the way
Hazel was sitting up In surprise.
"G o stand by the door,” began Miss to the mouth as they were able to get |
Aperfect Remedy forConslipa-
Heywood, taking out her watch. W e’ll to their mouths.
Ron, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea
suppose you are starting down to
"Afterw ard a great silver basin and
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
breakfast, but as you reach the door pitcher of water were brought, and
n e ss and LO SS OF SLEEP.
you give one backward glance to make the guests washed their hands, though
Facsimile Signature of
sure that your room looks as you'd like it seems as If there would not be much
to have It If the person whose opinion scent of meat and grease on them, for
you value most were to pass the door. they had touched tlieir'food only with
N EW YORK.
"You see several things to do, don't those forked instruments.”
\ I t» I m o m 111«, «»111
you? But you bare Just one minute to
You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
D o s t s - j y t I r>
do them In.
P t e k tin t h . t
W rite A lleo a. Olmsted, Le R o y .N . Y ., fo r s
"Now, ready, begin
Pica u p that free
A lle n ’s Foot-Ksse.
It cu re.
nightdress from the floor and b a n g It «w e stin g , hot sw ollen, aching feet. It m ake«
o n Its hook.
Take the slippers from a#w 0V ‘*ht •*>oe« easy. A certain cure tot
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
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i corn«, in gro w in g n ails and bunions. A ll drug*
the bed and those shoes from the mid- gists sell it. 25c. Don’t accept any substitute.
die of the room end put them In i- e i
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closet. Good! Snatch that towel from I
Leteet Blander on 'the Bex.
the back of the chair and hang It on ! UI can 0,.,re you of ,hat
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tba rack. Lay thoae glovaa and dan- fwtlon of your neck, madam.” the phy-
gllng ribbons and that collar Inside alclan “ ld- “ but I shall have to pre-
t| fl| | jr| | SALESMEN to can vasp amongst tha
the drawer, and clots all ths drawers. I acrlbe a most heroic remedy.”
If All I LU farm ers and dealers sellin g Fire.
Water and bu rgla r Fro >f Safes.
Prices are
Quick, please! Take that tangled mass I " Not “ «irg lca l operation, doctor?”
w ithin reach o f everyone. Good money mak
er. H ave agents now m akin g flO.00 per day.
o f bedclothing and turn It smoothly i ' , *,ered bis fair patient,
W H A T ’S THE USE OF
Address
over the foot of the bed. I,ay tba pll-1 “ W o n * than that, madam.” he re-
SAYING “ GIVE ME A
SPECIALTY SELLING CO.
lows on that chair by the window and !° ln<*d "F or »1* months you must re
5 CENT CIGAR,” WHEN
Portland
Oregoos
throw up the window. Good! Hazel ; fraln absolutely from turning your
BY ASKING FOR A t i
Maraton, you did all that In one min- head to « lan»'«'* t the attire of anybody
ute!”
| whom you happen to meet on the
u
••Ton atretched It!” laughed Haael, atr**t-” — Chicago Tribune,
breathless with the race.
"N ot one second,” denied Miss H ey
wood. ’’and If my room looks tidier
YOU GET 1 HE BEST
5-CENT CIGAR IN
than yours to-day. It la simply because !
AMERICA
I never, from the hour It was taught
me, have forgotten to give the back
ward glance as I reached my door.
"Ths World's Largest Seller”
Tell me, now,” and she took the girl’s
face In both her hands, "wouldn’t It
pay to get up Just on# minute earlier?”
— Youth’s Companion.
P. N. U.
Anim als and Rain.
H E N w r i t i n g t o a d v e r t i s e r s pl<
Much as animals dislike rain, none
[W e n t i on t h i s p a p e r .
o f them save the squirrel build them
selves shelters to keep It off. Monkeys
set their backs against tree trunks
as a protection from driving rain, but
never make a protective room. It Is
s common sight to see t drenched herd
UNION
o f cattle huddled together on tome ex
FOR
MADE.
MEN. I
posed common In a downpour of rain
W. l a . D a h i I s o
shoes ore the g rp stf« t sellers In tha
when they have no choice or chance of
TH E CHATHAM
world bem use **f th eir e x c e llen t sty le, ensy Hit in * nn«J supe
rio r w earing qualities. T h r / s r c j u k t ns good us those th a t
shelter.
But even the orang-outang,
cm C f r o «
.f>0
. b O to
t o 9 B 7 7 . 0 0 . T h e only difference Is the price,
la the BEST INCUBATOR on
i L . Douglas
_ as m
S3
m . /G
.In O shoes r o d more to n u k r , hold th eir
which bullda a small sleeping platform
n p e b e t t e r , w e a r lo n g e r , a n d a r e s f g r e s t e r v itin e th a n im r
the market, I will send you one,
In tba trees, never seems to think of
h e r B rt. A O s h o e o n t h e m a r k e t t o - d a y . W . ! . . D o u g l a s g s i r -
r r s t h e i r v a l u e b y s t a m p i n e h is n a m e a n a l p r i c e o n t h e
freight prepaid, and wait for my
a roof, though tha Dyaka aay that
to r n o f e a c h s h o e . L o o k f o r I t . T a k e n o s u b s t lt iu t e . I V . L .
pay until October 1, 1905.
s a l a s 9S.50 s h o e s a r e s o l d t h r o u g h h is o w n r e t a i l s t o r e s l a
when It la raining heavily It sometimes
GASTORIA
I The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
3
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
GASTORIA
CREMO
To Convince You
W. L. D O U G L A S
*3 «9 & * 3.92 SH O ES
covers Itaelf wKh the leaves o f a large
fern.
lie Prop er Plaoe.
Assistant— Here's a
letter that
amelia aa If It had a sample of 11m-
burgrr cheese In It
It's addressed
Never m in d
dress. B en d It to the dead
fic e .— Chicago Tribune.
P o s tm a s te r
the
le tte r
ad
o f
It was given the highest award
at the Oregon State Fair, held at
Salem last fall.
Write for our
Deecriptive Catalogue of Incuba
tor# and Broodera and our time
propoaition.
GEO. W. F 00 TT,
Dept. 12
M ach Ado Aboas Nothing.
T h le wlreleae telegraphy remind#
Portland. Oregon
B E T T E R THAN OTHER MAKER A T A N T PR IC E .
" F o r the last three y e a n I h are
teorn
Douglas
• 'w
o rn W
W .L.
.L .P
o u f * n t tiM ,fw r m m d fr m n d t tn H
on ly at good, but better than a n y W tha t I er e - r h
* ttd .r e g a r d le ti o f p r te e ."
C m *. L. Farrell, Ant. Caskter \ Captim i N a tio n a l Bank, I n d ia n a ^ h s , In A.
Boy, v m i W
K
L. Douglas $2 SO sod $2 00 shoss boomos, th sy fit
Better, hold their shape. and v m i longer than other makaa.
W.L.OOUGLAS $4.00 SHOES CANNOT BE EQUALLED AT ANY PRICE.
W. L Pong!a* met Corona Coltshn tn Au $3 30 thoet. Corona
Colt u considered to be the Jlnest patent leather produced.
P A N T ( O I .O B E T E T .E T 9 W I L L MOT W E A K n R \ M T
W. L. Douglas has ths largest shoe mail order business In the world.
No trouble to get a IU by mail. » c . extra prepays delivery. If you destra
further Information, write fo r Illustrated Catalogue of Spring Styles.
W .L . D O U G L A S , B R O C K T O N , M A S S A C H U S E T T S
W . L. D o u g la s
m .i k c s a n d sells
m ore M en s
$ 3 .5 0 sh o es
th a n any other
m anu factu rer
in t h e w o r l d .
$ 10.000 4"r ore «ho
t3
ia*\di$f>r<jve!h‘»s'atemtnt.
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tha two?**
Calar Mara
-I. a p r.ctic.lly h .v ln , word. ev«r £ £ £ * £
nolhlug. — nttaburg Pi----
p r i n c i p a l e c lt
i t le
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a i-
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M n s « I l b y s h o e d e a l e r s e v e r y w h e r e . N o m
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t e r a h e r e y o u l i v e , n . L . I f o u g is t s s h o e s a r e w it h in y o u r r e u c iu
F A D E L E S S
goads brighter and faster calar* than aay other dya.
m ug TÔT
D Y E S
O ee 10c e e c k e c . c o lo r, «ilk. w o o l aed c o tto « . e e . l l r -.11 mod I«
— — M et 10c e eeck ece.
W rite »e r fre e booklet hew to dye.