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Hu Intrtting Item
The Linotype News, house orpin
cf the makers of typesetting ma
chines, issutd monthly, carries new
pertaining to the printing industry,
and among ether departments prints
a burlesque on country newspaper
correspondence. The following is
from late Issue:
Sile Nudle is suin Hen Teck for
men dollort worth of paint,' oil. and
vi- :i'c. f.ie h-i jU about finished
paint.n the whittlin bench in front
of his store when Hen came along
ar.d sat down. When he got up, he
took along an alleged seven dollars
worth of decoration.
At the openin of the baseball sea
men atweea the Mud Comers Mud
dlers and the Oak Holler Sleeper ,
the Muddlers win 46 to 0. Pete Saw
er er.iplred, and give both teams a
even split. The pitcher fer the Cak
Holler Sleepers excust hisself by
sayin that hia throw arm was" out
kelter from to'o" frequent crankin of
his new automatic cigtir lighter.
Totter 4 Thiddle Las jest finished
inventin a riggin that 11 dig pertater
fify times fastern any one single
person kin grow em; but since there
a!nt n0 pertaters down thtsaway to
dig, the tarnal contraption aint no
good and wont b fitten fer this
district
Qobs Get Strong on ,
Canned Foods
Miss Pearli White, bookkeepei
at Black Green & Brown's Blut
Front Laundry, Is auin Lem Kinsey
, in ' jedge Sile Soquea court, claimtn
Lems autermobile hit her at the
' junction of the dorsal and cervical
vertebrae. Lem says Ks a untruth.
fer hea. bin livin in the county aT
hes life, and abvdutely knows there
aint no seen junction hereabouts.
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Correspondence: "Enclosed try
please to find check for subscrition
If you find it, youre better than
me. I aint been able to. But I do
like the paper, so keep it comlm"
Si Watkins,
Thanks, brother. One good ap
preciate reader ia worth a whol
parcel of readers that aint appreciat
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t RESIDENT COOLIDGE
i'J ihrea' nei In his Arv.-.istice
, Isy to build r. bia.;cr
navy it" C-at Brtsia rsiased i-
enter intu an rgrt::i-ist fv.r a
tlimiutit-n ol navji .mvii'.er!. O;
course ivc inn l.u'U tht hi--ts, if
iieti SK.ry, but -,vc will need awri
' husky gobs to man tcm.
No one denies tl-.at tl.'-- sailcr3
who iikli our Wits ore nu.i.i i.ie
best of any aatitu, and t.ie i'-a-ons
are no hard to tin d. Cim
fortable, ch:an, liviriR conditions,
regular hours of rk and r(.;xa-
- tion, bat Inst of all. pood food of
a high quality td! the tale. , -
Eat Millions of Founds
Naturally,' a : larg; amount of
the food bought for t'.c. gobs
conies ia cans. In f ;rt, dtirnj;
one year ttie sailors in the fleet
consumed canned meats, fruits
and vegetables to the amount of
over 19 million pcundsl
Of these three classes the vep-?-tablcs
are the most important, and
as usual tomatoes, the Ahou Pen
For
iocs
Adhem. leads all the rest.
four million pounds of torn;
v. ere recently bought for the
obs' eariy ration. Just think
ii that wiiy 'tli.:t would te more
than t.uir million small cans of to-
..ui'.nj aua around two muuon
ris if. bis ones. Peas, corn, and
'.xmgless beans follow, with
,r.ucrkraut, beets, asparagus, spin
;.:h and pumpkin being used in
l.uncred thousand pound amounts.
Among the fruits, peaches lead, as
would be expected, followed close
ly b; pineapple. Then come
p-ures, apple sauce, apricots,
psarj, fig3 and raisins. It is in-
re.-tin? to notice that canned
f- rs, a relatively new product, are
s;.,:d to the extent of 540,000
p unds. Canned corned beef is
i':;e niort important canned meat
probably because it adapts itself
s j readily to all kinds of uses.
Salmon comes next, then Vienna
siusage, beef tongue, bacon, sar
dines and codfish and haddock
llirw in order.
With such a varied menu of
cr.nned foods, plus the other items
of their diet, it is no wonder Wat
o :r gobs grow husky, and no one
cn say that we have a tin can
.-vy on this account '
OREGON NEWS NOTES
Rums Plans completed for con-
struction of lumber plant here this
pring.
Chesneeloth makes a rJ dusting
;loth, as it absorbs the dirt and Is
readily washed out.
Pine Grove News
Portland- $1,350,000 United
States Veterans' hospital on Marcfuam
Hill recently dedicated. '
Construction of proposed 80-mile
extension of Great Northern railroad
from Klamath Falls, Oregon- to
Lookout California. progressing-
rapidly.
New warehouse to be built in Mil-
ton-Freewater for Freewater tomatr
growers association at cost of $15,-
700.
Monument Hans underway for
erection of school building in nonr
future.
Oregon City, Contract awarded
for paving railrop.d avenue from fifth
to seventh streets. k '
Klamath Falls Plans and specifi
cations underway for three addition
al units of $300,000 sewer construe;
tion project
Bakei Baker White Pine lumber
company changed hand
Construction of tore in Glenwood
is nearing completion. 11
Scic Local sawmill changed
hands.
Grants Pass Growing flowA
seeds is new indrusty of this place
Klamath Falls Plans completed
for in tallation of cottage cheese
plant here.
Deputy assessors are visiting the
i'rceholders en the Flat the.e days.
' . Ed. Mathews has been out selling
vashing machines in southern Waa
jo lately.
Frank and Ben t Richardson
returned from a trip to Prineville.
Mr.' Town and family have mov
d to the McFurlana milk
N. G. Hedin has been surveying
Jitches and rills for various alfalfa
rrowers refently. A new method
of distribution is being used to
:over the ground better and at the
ame time conserve water.
Mrs. Anna Smith and daughter.
Hlndva. of Portland viaited with
Erma Smith Gutaler on the Flat, al
so with the O. P. Wcberg family at
Maupin and spent some time with
Pino Grove friends. Her cottage at
Pine Grove is furnished, ready for
ter when she visits aouthern Wasco
county. '
Floyd Smith, now working on the
Fleming ranch on Bakeoven, vl it-
id at Pine Grove last Sunday.
J. R. Brown and wife went to The
Dalles last week to visit Chnrlcs ajid
fenny Gable, both being afflicted
with serious illness
Harry Wcberg visited at the home
of his parents in Maupin Monday.
oing down frmn the Upper Hut
ranch.
Herb Lewis had dragged the Wap-nitia-Clear
Lhke road into a uni
form surface, u ing the snow moist
ure of Inst week to aid the big drag.
Ho cut the ridges and filled in the
tire ruts.
Ed. Mathews went to The Dalles
one day lutwi week and returned with
.1 couple of Jersey cows, bringing
:hcm here in Andy Booth', truck. .
you to be so careful every place
you go."
ILLY
Ivan: "Oh, I just hit my craiy
bone."
Nova: "You poor boy , you must
hurt all over."
BILLY
Kenneth: ''Where're you go
ing!"
Richard: "Running to stop a
fight-
Ken: Who's fighting?"
Rich: "Oh. Just me and another
fellow."
BILLY
Tht Wildcat have been asked to
broadcast over the National Broad
casting system. According to last
reports they will be unable to lul
fill the engagement. Doc , Short
strained his voice on I Aain't No
body's Darling." .
ZELL'S
FUNERAL SERVICE
Undertaking and
Embalming
AMBULANCE SERVICE
Call Maapla Drag Store
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Dr. WH. .KENNEDY
DENTIST
DENTAL X-RAY
' First National Bank B!d.
Tke DaIUs, Orsa '
Pho8t 391
clioim bme
at Bink Tapp Ranch
One mile south and one mile west of Wapinitia, on
batura
April 6
.ay,
Consisting of the following personal property:
1 pair Geldings, 10 and 12 years old; weightvl600.
1 Bay Mare, weight 1200 pounds.
10 head Well Broken Mules, weigh from 1100 to
- 1300 pounds; ages 8 to 12 years.
1 5-foot Fresno Scraper, 2 4-foot Scrapers, one 3 1-2
foot Scraper.
I Steel Road Plow, practically good as new.
8 Sets good Leather Work Harness, Tents, Cots,
Mattresses, all in good condition; used but little
1 10-ounce Fly Cover, 32x58 feet.
13 14 Farm Wagon.
Small Tools and many other articles not listed.
TERMS: All sums under $10 cash; over $10 will
take a bankable note due October first, 1929.
Sale to Begin 10 a. m. Rain or Shine
FREE LU NCH - AT NOON' -
MARTEN & THRALL, Auctioneers
Maupin State Bank, Clerk. S. S. Wilkins, Owner
Big Eaiter Attendance
Tine Grove's Easter program of
the Sunday school w&-. attended by
over 150 people, Twenty-ttix auUis
were parked in the school lob at one
time. The social hour, following
the dinner, was enjoyed by all, and
many old acquaintances were renew
ed during the meeting.
Wilson Painting Co.
liousc and Sign
P-A-I-N-T-K-RS-!
PAPER HANGERS
and
DECORATORS
Call, Write or phone, Times- Of.'.ce,
Maupin, Orofon. (
Trucking
Long Diitant Hauling A Specially
INSURED CARRIER
ELZA O. DERTHICK
Phon. ...;....:... Bias
WAPINfLiA
1. O. O. F.
Lodgn No. 209 v Maupin, Oregon
meets every Saturday night In I. O.
O. F. hall. Visiting members always
welcoroa.
D. L Ruth.rford, N. O.
O. F. RtaUk, S.V. ,
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MAUPIN HI TIMES ,
(continued on last page)
Grada Note
Don Stogsdjll ifrback in 'chool
again after two weeks' ahsrnce.
He has just recovered from having
his tonsils removed. '
Friday afternoon the First and
Second grades enjoyed an Faatcr
egg hunt. Large candy Easter
eggs of many colors were hidden
and the ones finding the most were
given a prize.
The girls of Mrs. Cantrell's room
are now making use of the new
playground ball and bat recently
purchased.
Now that state Examination is not
required in Oregon history the
Sixth grade is giving time Jo collect
ing mnteral and writing composi
tion "on anything pertaining to Ore
gon history. Stories of Indians or
of tha early life of the pioneers or
of the discussions of the resources
of Oregon are accepted.
Jack Bothwll, Elwin Doty and
John Foley have the good record in
the primary room of no absent or
tardy marks since the first of the
school year.
A cystem of stars is being used
in the First and Second grade pupils
In u'ViifVi Vinro a mnrVi enmnetition
to receive the most stars for good
work. Geraldine Peters seems, to
have distinguished herself in the
Second grade and Mae Greene in
the First grade so far, but there is
no telling who the final .winners
will be. for some very close to these
two and are working very hard ,to
get ahead..
Kathleen Foley, Ralph Kaiser and
Douglas Bothwell are the only ones
in Mrs. Cantrell's room who have no
tardy marks. .
BILLY 1
. ESTEL'S WIZE CRAX
aaaaaiVVVVMi
Wip. F. vSchilling'
Ignition. Generators
and Starting Motors
on All Make s of Cars
ACTEY LENE . '
WELDING
From a Pin to a locomotive Axle
AH Work Guaranteed
At 5e Maupin Garag'e
Notice ' ,'
Aesthetic dancing taught, Mon
days, Wednerdays and Fridays.
Call on Mr. D. W. Poling. -Editors
note: Mr. Poling will be
unable to meet his dancing classes
on above dates as he is taking os
teopathic treatments since hin re
cent portrayal of the late coming of
spring. " '
BILLY j
' Mr. DeVoe: "Well, my dear,
I've just had-my life insured for a
million dollars."' ... ' .
Mrs. DeVoe: "How sensible.
Now I shan't have to keep telling
SHIP BY TRUCK
ItECULAR FREIGHT LINE SERVICE
' Between ,'
PORTLAND - THE DALLES - MAUPIN
THE DALLES TRUCK LINE Inc.
PORTLAND-THE DALLES
and Way Point
SPICKERMAN'S TRUCK LINE
THE DALLES-MAUPIN
and Way Points '!
BONDED & INSURED CARRIERS
S WHEN IN THE DALLES
Make Your Headqarters at
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The Golden Grill or
i . A merican Restaurants
S where every service awaits you.
1 FREE PHONE ' REST ROOMS
S Both Restaurants have been entirely remodeled for
S3 your convenience. ; " -
1 E. J. McMahon
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