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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (March 15, 1928)
ftiE uxvm mm ,'DaLJUUi'.!! toBBMsatseaM eedfe a Frieed. aeoa Given by the Freshman Class of Tyg'h Valley Hig'h School, at I. O. O- F. Hail, on w Feller N as I KIDKICi, Friends are a man's chief asset. With out friends one miff ht better hie himself to the wilds and there, hermit-like, live a life of seclusion. Briggs, in his cartoons, aptly pictures the need of a friend, generally showing the plight of a lad, guilty of some infraction of parental rules. The Freshman play called "WHEN A FELLER NEEDS A FRIEND" if a comedy in which every situation provokes a laugh. It plainly shows that friends are neces sary, even if that necessity is laughed at. Gnrtain 8:00 Sharp. Admission 50c and 25c 3 i THE CAST Tom Denker, an artist, Laurence Knighten Bob Mills, a magazine writer, Glen Knox Mrs. Reese, their landlady, Naomi Magill Jerry Smith, just returned from "Over There",. ...Massie Ashley Liz, Mrs. Reese's stepdaughter, Crysta....l Wren "Bing" Dixon. Liz's steady, Kenneth Webb William Denker, Tom's uncle, Harvey Rhoads Alice King, Tom's aunt, . Ada Knighten Elaine Lynne, Alice King's ward Bernice Muller ' Angella Scott, Bob's fiancee, Sclma Ashley. Ftanpp Aftpr Show in flip Hio-h Srhnnl Qvm " J m Before using a new casaerple, set it on several folds of cloth or paper, into a large sauce pan and add cold water. Heat the water gradually to boiling point and keep boiling six or eight hours, then wipe utensil and eet aside for future use. When ready to use heat casserole gradually, and never pour cold water in a hot dish. r Exasperating Wouldn't it be terrible to get rid of all "comedons" (blackhead.;,) dandruff, halitosis and then, after completing a course on the saxophone find that you were no more popular with the ladies than before? Suspicious of the Sex It's strange fact, but hLtory shows that Diogenes didn't even attempt to look for an honest women. Life Preserver An Irishman was telling his friend of a narrow escape in the war. "The bullet went in me chist and came out me back," aid Pat ' "But," an.wered his friend, "it would go through your heart and kill you." "Me heart was in me mouth at the time," cams the quick reply. .Patrick Day Dance, in the Maupin American Legion Hall Saturday Evening, March 17 Ladies Altar Society Chicken Supper. Dance, $1.00 you lit the Cause for Guessing In Japan you can tell if a girl is single or married by looking at her hair. In America you can't tell even if it's a girl! If you smoke From His Stomach Mother (to liol.by) ".''.unly did something elne but eat school treat?" Bobbie "Yes, mummie. After tea we sang a hymm called 'We can sing, full though we be." Mother learned later that the hymm selected had been, "Weak and sinful though we be." Heating muffin batter very little will prevent tunnels. Pushfid Thru Life Lady (to tramp) "Why is it thnt you are always begging?" Tramp "Well, mum, 'twas this way. I was given a bum start. When I war. a baby a hired girl shoved me around in a enrriage for a dollar a day and I've been punned for money ever since." WAPIMTU I. O. O. F. Lodgn No. 209, Maupin, Oregon meets every Saturday night In I. O. O. F. hall. Visiting members always welcome. James Chalmers, N. G. O. F. Renick, See'y. for Real Patriotism ' An American visiting in London boasted about America's superiority until his friends tire of it. Loading him to the sleeping point with whis key, they carried him to a cemetery and let him down a newly dug grave, where he slep through the night. Awakening next morning, he climbed out and looked around. All was still. "It'g resurrection morn and I'm the first man up. America is still ahead." Retroactive "Who was that peach I saw you with? "She wasn't1 a peach; she was a grapefruit." "Why grapefruit?". "I squeezed her and she hit me in the eye!" Knew Her Looks Observing a young lady standing alone, the young man stepped up to her and said, "Pardon me, you look like Helen Black." "Yes," she replied, "I know I do, but I'd look far worse in white." .easure H you're out of the beginner class. Camels are made for smokers who know their cigarettes Camels Dr. WM. KENNEDY t DENTIST DENTAL X-RAY First National Bank Bldg. The Dalles, Oregon Phone 391 WE RN MARK SHOE STORE Shoes and Repairing WaacoCounfy'a Exclusive Shoe Store Hinea for thm (Jnral Repairing ' te I alien, Or. Vd walk a mile for a Camel" O 1928. It. J. RroMt Tobaec. Conpinj, Wiauoii-Saiem, N. C "SUPREME AUTHORITY"" WEBSTER'S MEW INTERNATIONAL DICTIONARY THE MEItRIAM WEBSTER Became Hundreds of Supreme Court Judges concur In highest prnlse of the work as their Authority. The Presidents of all leading Uni versities, Colleges, and Normal Schools give their hearty indorse ment. 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