Picked Up About Town Not alone is the automatic patentable feature of AUTOMATIC Portland Painless DENIST A FULL SET OF TEETH "I think that one thing which caused the revolutionary war," asserts Bill Staats, "was some fellow writing a national anthem that nobody could sing." . El According to Oliver Resh even HflRTMflNS ' IRONING BOARD the young man in wide trousers may have no visible means of .00 support. 1 S av unsurpassed by any other ironing board, and the mechanical construction is far superior to all others I have a few of these hand-made ironing boards left and for quick disposal will sell them at A postal ard to or personal call on A. Lincoln Hartman, Wapinitia, Fischer's Garage or The Times Office, Maupin, will hold one for you. Act quick. A. WAPINITIA NEWS Wapinitia Church Service Sunday School 10:00 a. m., Mrt. Josephine, Floyd, Supt. Preaching 11:00 a. m. and 7:30 p. m., by Rev. W. A. Mershon, Pastor. Christian Endeavor meets at 6:30, Sunday evening. Dee Woodside is around again after a relapse of the flu. Coming to The Dalles Dr. Mellenthin SPECIALIST in Internal Medicine for the past twelve years DOES NOT OPERATE Will be at Dalles Hotel Saturday, February 6 Office Hours 10 A. M.to 4 P. M. ONE DAY ONLY No Cnarge for Consultation Dr. Mellenthin is a regular graduate In medicine and surgery and is licensed by the state of Oregon, tie dues not ODerata for phrnnii ammnilinitia troll tones, ulcers of stomach, tonsils or autrnuius. He has to his credit wonderful results in diseases of the stomach, liver, bowels blood, skin, nerves, heart, kidney, blad dec. bed wetting, cntnrrh, weak lungs, rheumatism, sciatica, leg ulcers and ratal ailments. Below are a few of the names of his many satisfied patients in Oregon: J. L, Chambers, Rosebuig, headache John Wodtli, Waterloo, bladder and prostata trouble. Mrs. E. E. Holman, Richland, kidney trouble. W. S. Bennett, Oregon City, ulcer of th. stomach. R. W, Meyer, Shaniko, heart trouble Chas, H. Hoak. La Grande, gall tones. Mrt, M. I. Olsen, Portland, appendi citis. ,y Remember above date, that consul ' tion on this trip will be free and that We treatments are different Married women must be accompan ied by their husbands. Address: ill Bradbury building, Lot Angeles, California. ID .50 -7 Each Lincoln Hartman Inventor and Manufacturer, Wapinitia, Oregon Chester White, government trapper, is again in the Wapinitia section, after a time spent near Wamic. N Joe A. Graham and Johnnie Sinclair made a three-day stay on their recent trip to Clackamas lake. They say the ground is bare in spots near the lake, very little snow having fallen. They went to within six miles of the lake in their car. Richard Delco suffered a re lapse of the flu the latter part of last week, but is better at this writing. The C. E. held the regular business meeting and social 0 the Ray A. Ward home Friday evening. A large attendance was out. Games were played, ice cream and cake served. It was decided to hold a public social in the near future. Ernie Endersby is another vic tim of the flu. He was taken ill the latter part of last week, but is better now. Mrs. Nellie Lewis is a victim of the prevailing epidemic flu. Ella Shepflin has resumed her school duties after an absence of the first week after vacation. Mr. and Mrs. Jess T. Lewis left the latter part of last week for Portland. Rev. W. A. Mershon an nounced Sunday evening that the Salvation Army of The Dalles would have charge of the servi ces at the church on February 2. Roy Rice made another trip to the Warm Springs agency tfie past week. Rev. Mershon has been a suf ferer with neuralgia in his teeth the past few days. I will sell my household sroods at my house in Wapinitia, also one milch goat, to be fresh in April, on Saturday, January ISO, 1926. Sale will be for cash in hand. It will be an auction sale Mrs. Alice Paquett. NEWS OF PINE CROVE Joe Graham and Johnnie Sin clair have concluded a trip to Clear,. Frog and Clackamas lakes. They say that 15 inches of snow was the greastest depth they encountered on the trip. Tim Linn ha3 returned to his home at Pine Grove, after hav ing been at the mill for some time. Carl Powell has secured em ployment at the Heimrich mill at The Dalles. Ed. Beebe is now the owner of a new saddle mare, recently acquired in a trade. J., S. Brown, who has been on the sick list, is improving. Cloyce Burnside spent Satur day night at the Hedin home and attended Sabbath school the fol lowing day. Ray Sharpe from The Dalles has been visiting with his bro ther, Walter Sharpe. Walter Sharpe has sold his old drag saw to Jess Cox and has purchased a new Wade wood sawing outfit. George Beebe was fortunate in capturing a large coyote re cently. Mxs. N. G. Hedin and daugh ter, Nova, are again in normal health after a severe spell of sickness. The Lewis and Leander WaY ters families have been under going a siege of Grippe, but are now all convalescing. The Sunday school was well attended last Sunday, notwith standing the prevalence of grippe. Phone your news to The Mau pin Times. Speaking of congress John Confer rises to remark that the enate will do a lot of talking in its effort not to talk too much. "Every old maid," declares Ralph Kaiser, "thinks it perfect ly shameful the way married women fail to manage their hus bands." El "When a bootlegger holds up a married man," says Jim Wood cock, "the proceeding is about as much a complaint as a crime." Bob Wilson is authority for the statement that if Opportunity did knock at a fellow's, door his wife would probably tell Op to go around to the back door and be sure to wipe his feet. El Jack Staats says the reason Henry Ford resurrected old-fashioned dances was because Hen ry had been looking at his first flivver, and felt homesick. Our Son say the kind of a deal most men are looking for is an ideal, but in most in stances they get a misdeal. According to Bob Bell there would be a lot of heartaches pre vented in this country if a girl cared as much about a man's morals as she does his manners, Buys Valley Farm C. C. Conley, Tygh Valley rancher, closed a deal Monday whereby he becomes owner of the W. E. Hughes ranch in the valley. Mr. Hughes lives at Roy, Washington and being engaged in other business, had no time to take care of the ranch. Grandmother Compares Present With Long Ago JENNY and her great-grandmother were having a little chat while they waited for the announcement from the maid that Christmas dinner was ready. Grandma Smith had been born and reared In the South. She was spending the holidays with her daugh ter In the North. Grandmother was In her enrly nineties, but a remarkable woman for her age. Tall, erect, spry, she would never grow old mentaUy for she was too progressive In her think ing. "Jenny, as I looked around the house Just now, I couldn't help but realize what a difference a generation or two fnj P Mrti'rffc nearof n M7coccfes 3j jCff via the 1 I Union fM Pacific fi Leave Maupin 12:30 P, M. 3.H Ar. The Dalles 3:00 P.M. nil Lv The Daiies 7;06 p M t Continental ; Limited I ' ' Ar. pitUago 3;55 p. m. , ! t ' third tiV II I V J For tickets. ref rvatloni, call R. B.Bell.Agt Jl MAUPIN. OREGON fSjjl K. A. KLIPPSX; Jf, If l ANv s-v Traveling Freight if lllTlOV 8 P"eenS Agent, I I Be"!. Orcgoa i8l& Hp - These teeth are first class and the best money can buy. They are guaranteed to give satisfaction. Why pay more? Painless Extraction $1 W. F. SLATTEN Proprietor, Over Wasco County Bank THE DALLES, OREGON has made In our node of living. I couldn't keep from comparing this day and home with ft Christmas Day and home I knew long ago. You know, Jenny, Andrew and I were married on one Christmas, years ago. Andrew built a little cabin on a plot of ground he owned. 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