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PORT! AND IVIVlijllIU IMallory Select Residential & Transient 15th and Yamhill. Portland, Oregon. Modern Fireproof American Plan RATES MODERATE C. G. APPLEGATH SHIP T0DAY--A Check Tomorrow Mutual Creamery Co. GUARANTEED GOITRE TREATMENT mi ?4l0??" 9Mre Treatment Corp. or Mason City, Iowa, with branch orrices at Portland, treat Goitre on a guarantee of Satisfactory Results or money refunded. For information write to 21 Chamber of Commerce Bldg., Portland. GLASSES That Fit-None Better CHARGES REASONABLE Dr. Harry Brown 149 Third SL PORTLAND. ORECON We Specialize in Hides, Pells, Wool, Mohair, Tallow, Cascara, Oregon Grape Root Goat Skins, Horse Hair Write for Shipping Taga 4 latest Price Liat Portland Hide & Wool Co. 108 UNION AVENUE NORTH, PORTLAND, OflEBON. Branch at Pocatello, Idaho AUTO PARTS FOR ALL CARS At leas than H Price. Mall orders promptly filled Pacific Auto Wrecking Co. oaSd1 SUPERFLUOUS HAIR Removed without injury to the skin by Ney-Bora Depilatory. Sample on request. Ney-Born Lab oratories, 619 Morgan Bldr., Portland Oregon. See Yellowstone and Southern California These two wonderlands have been reproduced in charming illustrations by the Union Pacific and bound in book form with adequate description. Both can be easily obtained and will prove extremely entertaining as well as instructive. Write for copies to Wm. McMurray, General Passenger Agent, Pittock Block, Portland, Ore . gon, who will forward them freely to any address upon receipt of request. TOBACCO 0URE(C Write HILLSB0R3 CHEMICAL CO. HILLSBOKO, OREGON Gold and Silver Plating. Send us your old Silverware, Reflectors and Musical Instruments for repair and reeilvering. We save you money. B. L. Foote, asG'A Washington St., Portland. MOLER BARBER COLLEGE Teaches trade In 8 weeks. Some pay while learning. Positions secured. Write for catalogue. 234 Burnslde street, Port land, Oregon. PLUMBING MATERIAL Baths, sinks, toilets, basins, boilers, pipe, valves and fittings. Prices reason able. Standard Plumbing & Heating Co. East 6th and Morrison Sts. Portland, Or. CUT FMWERS h FLORALI)BSIOK3 Clarke Bro Floriata, 287 Morrison St Set of (PQ.00 Teeth, PO We guarantee material and workmanship. Painless extraction of teeth, fine. 20 years in the same location. U. S. DENTISTS, MfiVi Wash ington cor. Second. Portland, Oreg-on. POISON OAK ECZEMA and ITCHING SKIN DISEASES McKINNIE'S MEXICAN REMEDY Established 1887 (37 years), surpassing In ita effect. Your drugKist will supply you at thirty-five cents, or address i.aDora tory, 649 Bast 22nd Street, Los Angeles. Sample free by mail. At Si' mmmm Treated by Skilled Specialists HPHE astounding growth in my practice J. in treating Piles and other rectal and colon disorders has required larger and better equipped offices in my'own new building and an increased staff of skilled assistants. It has also given me an unlimited experi ence which enablesmetoGUARANTEE to cure any case of Piles by my non-surgical method or refund the patient's fee. There I. no confinement and tre.tmant.may be taken at per iod, moetconvententtopatient. Mr fee M extremely moderate. Write today for ear FREE illustrated back. CHA&J. DEAN.M.D. Inc STff'ANP MAW-OPPOSITE court house V.V 'V WMTfWa' aV fA iiHRAAial H WRITING Discover How to Make Washington. While congress for .the last two years has been in the 'midst of sensational and Btnrtllng In vestigations, the Department of Agri culture has been quietly conducting one of its own. Two picked men have been deep in the task of solving the mystery of what makes the holes In Swiss cheese. Their efforts were crowned by suc cess and they were able to make the OFFERS A MARKET FOR YOUR PRODUCE Portland, Oregon VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLATS Conltt Ckange Saturday. Adulte. Wtek day Matinee, HOe; Evenings, 40c. Cnnllru one 1 to 11 p. m. Children 10 rente ell 'tir-n Hotel Portland's Oldest FUR House Established 1870. Remodeling, Repairing, Storage. 129 Tenth Street, near Waikiniton. PLEATING SPECIAL Cut, warn, hem and machine pleat skirts ready for band. Sf .00 Hemstitching, picotlng and tucking. EASTERN NOVELTY UFO. CO, 85 H Fifth St, Portland, Ore. INFORMATION tt DEPARTMENT Pleating Embroidery Hemstitching, Buttons Covered. STEFHAN'S 166H Tenth St., Portland PUEAfTNO; HEMSTITCHING, BU"t TONS, SCOLLOPING, PEARL-PICOT EDGE WIDE HEMSTITCHING EMBROIDERY BUTTON HOLES All work guaranteed Smith Pleating and Button Works, 823 Morgan Bldg., Portland, Ore. ATTENTION LADIES Sanitary Beauty Parlors We fix you op. we make all kinds of Hair Goods of ynui eomblngs. Join our School of Beauty Culture. 400 to 414 Dekum Bldg., Phone Broadway 608, Portland, Oregon. AUTO KNITTING INSTRUCTION All machines taught and repaired. 428 lamnm, Portland, ure. BATTERIES Rebuilt second hand batteries, ?lu.0(l. urana Avenue, .Portland. BX4iNJTWBLDiSB OtfTTJNO Northwest Welding A Supply Co., 88 1st St. CAMERA AND KODAK REPAIRING Adolph W. Harr, Abington Big., Portland, Complete Line Bottlers' Supplies roruana Beverage a gpiy lo., tai stain FEATHERS AND FLOWERS Do not throw awav vonr old feathers. We clean. dye and remodel and match aamples. New Flow ers and Feathere made to order. 20 years estab lished. We aruarantse all work. Hartneaa t eath- er & Flower Shop, Washington Bt. HOTELS WABAS.HRooms50c,2MMadiinSt. Jus'farrivedrtwb'cai loads' of horses. Have 150 to choose from, ranging in weight irom lauu to xouo pounds, ana irom tour years old up. These horses are for rent, sale or exenane-e. , we taKe in cattle. horses and mules, i North Portland Horse & Mule Co., North Portland, Ore. Phone Empire 0121. ' SURGICAL CORSETS Made to measure, 467 Washington St. If you are troubled with Appendicitis or Stomach Trouble, write Hizs Company, Portland, Oregon, for free information in German or English. BANKERS' AND BROKERS' SALE. OF USED TRUCKS We have taken over the following trucks from the Portland Motor Car company and Automotive Brokerage company, which must be sold at once in conjunc tion with the bank's trucks, Packarda, Nash, Republic, Masters, Geary, White, Winther, Kissel, Federal, Dodge delivery, Comet and other makes. All sizes, in cluding dumps and hoists. Terms to suit. CHAPERON MOTOR CAR CO. Cor, Grand Ave. and Salmon, Portland 35 Per Cant. SAVED ON BUILDING MATERI ALS, all kinds, new and used. .Also plumbing supplies, hardware, bldg. paper, paints, varnish. Write or call. Dolan Wrecking & Const. Co. East 8th and Belmont, Portland. Miller Paint Co. Wallpaper We Invite you to call and inspect our line of Wall Papers and Paints or send for our free catalog. Select what you want from our line and save money. 172 First St., Portland, Ore. GOING TO BUILD? We have hundreds of plans at $10.00 and up. Send us a sketch of the home you want and we will sub mit similar specimen plant. No obligation except to return plans if not suitable. O. M. AKERS Designing and Drafting. 611-12 Couch Building, Portland, Oregon. CLEANING AND DYEING For reliable Cleaning- and Dye ing service send parcels to us. Wa niv ratiirn nn.tawa. Inform. h rif on prices given upon re quest. ENKE'S CITY DYE WORKS., Eatabliahed 1890. Portland. Ore SILK SHOP 33 Japanese Pongee 2. M. M. Kafoury Bros., 353 Alder SL 79 cents. IRISH LINENS Dress, table and art linens, handker chiefs, Irish homespuns and tweeds. Everything that comes from Ireland, directly imported. Special attention given mall orders. Kathleen Connolly, 167H 10th SL, beL Morrison and Yamhill Sts. Why Not Buy a good re-built used car from Durant and save a lot of money pay 1-3 down or trade your old car as first pay ment, take 12 months on balance. ALL USED CARS GUARANTEED Just as easy to- buy in Portland where you get choice of 100 cars, all makes, all models we have good cars from 60.00 up. ' Write Us Today about the kind of a car you like best we'll send you a list of cars, prices, terms. DURAHT'S USED CAR CENTER 16th and Burnaide Portland, Ore. Holes in Swiss Cheese cheese both with and without hole. News of their discovery leaked out somehow, and a largo cheese company Immediately hired them away front the department The experts took their secret along with them, hearings on the agriculfjre appropriation bill disclosed, and the mystery, as far as the public Is con cerned, remains unsolved. Wall Paper Specials Bedroom paper 10c, lSc, 20c, Double roll. Best duplex oatmeal, 48c bolt. Wash able kitchen papers 45 c double roll. Tap estry papers 36c, 60c, double roll. Free ample book on request. SMITH'S WALL PAPER HOUSE 101-10 Second Street Portland, Ore. Hotel Portland Hotel Multnomah ungar Buuounc Mary Elizabeth Shop Facial and Scalp Treatments, Marcelllnr, Permanent Wave, Children's Hair Cutting, Hair Dyeing. Tourist Booth Service 2S Cents. ARE YOU GOING TO Europe This Summer? For Special Rates and Information Apply LIDELL & CLARKE, 105 Third Street, Portland O n THE WASHINGTON CLOAK-SUIT HOUSE 268 Wash. St., Betwam 3rd and 4th. I arlloc' Coats-Suit.. $14.86 Drases. J7.SO. LauICo Ask about our FREE photo offer. We also offer SFEU At, C. O. U. Fian. Guaranteed Dental Work Extracting Absolutely Painless. Very moderate prieea. All work done without pain. When you Think of Teeth Think of DR. R W. DONOHUE 224H Morrison St. Cor 2nd St., Portland 10 Tears' Suocessful Practice. Sumner Shingle Mill Complete Practically new. Capacity 36M, 8 hours with 4 men. Bolt proposition. Desirable looation of 3 nulllen feet cedar at $1.76 per M. 8 miles from rail, puy aa cut. For particulara address R. 3. Thomas, U60 Garfield Ave.. Portland, Ore, Positive Bar gain. Save this for reference. Million Desert Farms. . 1 Chicago Since last year another million people have left the farms and moved into cities, the Sears Roebuck Agricultural foundation reported Sat urday, adding that the population has Increased during the same time about 1,400,000 which means there are 2,400, 000 more persons to feed and a mil lion less producers of food. "This condition," the report says, "warrants Industrial and commercial leaders doing something definite and concrete to help the farmer get on his feet." Farm prospects for the coming sea son show decided improvement, a sur vey just completed shows. Woman Flier Injured. Jacksonville, Fla. Mabel Coby, stunt flier, Sunday received serious in juries when she fell from an airplane to whiqh she had just leaped from a speeding automobile at Pablo Beach, near here. She succeeded in seizing the ladder hanging from the plane, but lost her hold 60 feet up. Salem. The United States employ ment bureau located here for the last year will be retained, according to a telegram received Saturday from Sen ator McNary at Washington. Senator McNary indicated that he had confer red with the federal bureau of labor and that he had been advised that the department has no intention of abol ishing the Salem office at present. Banker Goes to Prison. Billings, Mont. Bert Rarey, vice- president of the defunct Hardin State bank of Hardin, Mont., was sentenced Monday to from three to six years in the state penitentiary. He was charg ed with having misappropriated $1500 from the bank. Washington, D. C. The baker of a loaf of bread receives a larger part of the price you pay therefor than any other agency entering into its production. This is the result of an investiga tion by the department of agricul ture between October, 1922, and March, 1923, which showed bakers margins over the cost of flour ranging all the way from 4 cents on an 8-cent loaf in New Orleans, to 6 cents on a 10-cent loaf in Chicago. the producer received for the flour content in a loaf approximately 1 per cent of the retail price of the loaf whereas from 6 to 1 Per cent on each loaf went to pay the costs of transportation, elevator handling, flour milling, baking and retailing. "The retail price of bread will be little affected by changes in the price of flour inasmuch as the cost of the flour entering Into the bread is rela tively small when compared with the other items of cost," the department says. "Lower bread prices depend upon more efficient milling, baking and dis tribution methods; higher yields per barrel of flour and larger volume of business by Individual bakers. By such efficiencies it may be possible to re duce the bakery's cost and to some ex tent bis profits per unit of output." . y Bell-Ringer Loses Job. Notre Dame, the famous cathedral of Paris, is doing away with its wom an bell-ringer, and substituting elec tricity. The cathedral's official bell ringers for generations have been women of one family. Not Very Recent Old Style Where there is a '"l", there is a way. New Style Where there is a will there Is a contest. Judge. Watching for the Knock-Out By MARTHA WILLIAMS (. lilt, by McClura Newspaper Syndicated "Misfortune's child that's what I am," Patty said, her tone plaintive, though her eyes danced. "Born on a Saturday and you know: 'Saturday's child, must work for its living' and then named Martha, which means bit ter, the same as Mary and Marah." "You shouldn't know so much," from Antony, reflectively: "Things unknown never hurt us and the knowing Is such waste effort1 "Tony you have brought laziness the level of art," Patty flung at him. TJe nodded, sighing a huge sigh that however, ended In a suppressed giggle. Checking it, he went on : "Pursuant to the indicated program, what new woe eats you right now, Patty? Have you, like Cleopatra, 'No men to govern in this wood?" And does that make your only woe?" "Young fellows shouldn't ask Imper tinent questions. 'Specially when they are consecrated to the ministry," Pat ty retorted, with a bewitching grimace. "Tell me how d'ye like that prospect old dear? It quite fascinates me in gown and bands you'll be just too sweet for anything. And won't the mite boxes expand, and the missionary efforts thrive?" "They sho'ly will when I'm a cu rate," Antony retorted, sticking out his chin. "Whether or no you can keep a secret, here's one due shortly to break. I'm cutting college cold- Tony I You mustn't I With all the honors waitln' for you to yank 'em In?" Patty protested. Antony's face lost Its merry mockery. "A fig for 'em for all the muddle and meddle of it I I'm dead sick of the whole thing especially at the price." "What price?" Patty asked, her mood changing to match his. Tony's jaw set. "Dad's freedom," he said. T found out this morning by way of i slant My benefactress may yearn to be my stepmother or else covet the governor as an article of 'bigotry and virtue' but she shan't have him that's flat. I'm not going back after Easter I shall leave here in a day or to, to seek my fortune. Depend on it, though, before going I'll beard the lioness in her den and tell her she'll get back all I've cost her with Inter est, to say nothing of gratitude but that I feel myself unworthy the high calling she has chosen for me so I'm going my own gait" "Does dad know?" Patty Interrupt ed, anxiously. Antony shook his head "Nor ever shall," he said. "The old trunip would carve himself Into mince meat for a scapegrace such as I am. When I think of what he has endured, what he meant to go on enduring for such a lummox, I get murderous." 'Things so unequal to the same thing ought somehow to be equal to each other," Patty propounded, sol emnlyso solemnly Tony laughed. She frowned at him, running on: know that's not mathematics; but know, also, it is equity. Take Mrs. Benchly and yourself, for Instance if she had just enough money to contrive comfortably on, she'd be a real benefl cence to all about her. So would you h If you had a million It takes genius absolute, I am sure, to spend that much doing good with it, without do ing harm " "Flatterer I" Tony ejaculated, turn ing away his eyes. "I might make a mess of things," he went on, after a hard breath. "But, honestly, I'd try hot to. Being human, I'd love money for itself If I got it by fair, clean ways so It stood for something done. I'd love it better, I think, for the serv ice I could wring from it that re minds bow shall I choose a way to make It? Quickly? I'm wavering be tween becoming a movie Idol or a heavyweight champion." "Tou could be either, of course,"J from Fatty, witn mna irony, xony rose, expanded -his chest, flexed his arms, bent In a half-circle backward, then picked up his sole spectator, sat her upon his palm and stretched bis hand, upholding the full arm's length from him. "You weigh, I think, ex actly a hundred and nine pounds; but If you stay put five minutes you'll weigh a hundred and ninety." "What has that to do with the case?" Patty asked, as she slid down upon the rug. "Nothing Immediate," Tony re turned, carelessly. "Only, do please remember not to quarrel with me at least not until after the honeymoon." "It can't shine for us until the lion ess Is paid. I'm going to help," Patty flashed back at him. "Now I know why I'm Saturday's child It's so I can work for a living, and something be sidesand never kick about doing it' "Going to marry me no matter bow I feel about It!" Tony said, his bead the least bit aside, but bis eyes very tender. Patty nodded, but put on a look of amazement saying: "Dear met Didn't you know that? Why else would I have taken such pains to bring you tip well?" "Patty I You're the light of the world 1 Not another like you any where, from Tony then, with a quick change of mood: "Will you stand by me no matter what I do?" "Anything up to burglary or writ ing free verse," Miss Patty flung back. gaily. Tony caught her In a hard em- brace, kissed her eyes, her hair, her red, red lips, then loosed ber, saying, with a hard breath: "Dear I don't deserve what I took but please God, taking It may help ma to deserve It' Notwithstanding the lioness razed her wildest. Tony vanished that was the only word for it. Even his father. Major Wake, had no Inkling of his plans. If Patty Rayne was w iser, she kept the knowledge a dead secret. Oddly enough, though, she began to read the gporting pages of all the pa pers she could lay eyes on with avid interest. Thus, after three months' drawing blank, she was rewarded by several mentions, at first brief and casual, later overrunning the half-column, of a new and promising aspirant for ring honors. He had managed somehow to keep himself dead dark, save for private exhibitions, to the men higher up, until he was matcbeii for a weighty purse, offered by a club beyond reproach. His managers had not haggled over division of It Indeed they had accepted almost an appren tice share for their man. Nobody "In the know" wondered much at that evidently the unknown was some body t protege, out for a reputation. Even as a good loser that would be an asset As to the boy's making good It was unthinkable. So said every dollar of the educated money which went up against his chances In scads, and at Juicy odds. Patty reckoning the odds she had somehow taught herself a about such things, smiled softly then caught her bfeuth hard. Stranire she a gentlewomnn born, and not the least sporty in taste should be so en grossed with the coming fight but women, it Is well known, live and die by the rule of contraries. Patty didn't sleep the ulght of Hie encounter, until radio broadcast "Muggsy Bean knocked out In eleventh rouna-noung Haracastie, new churn- piou gets a wua ovation. iiiere ws a lot more but that was enough fur Patty she went down on her knees, burled her face In the pillows, end cried hard and happily for ten min utesevery tear a prayer of thanks giving. Mrs. Benchly came in state three days later, saying fawnlngly to Dad; 'My dear Major Wake, what do you make of this?" exhibiting a draft for Tony's expenses, figured down to a penny. i 01" said Dad, his head high; "Nothing except that the boy tins made good. I was sure be would so sure I never troubled to ask him how.' Mrs. Benchly waved away the draft he would have returned : "Do put It to some, other good use," she cooed but Dad was adamant. When they had got rid of her he turned a puzzled face to Patty, asking plaintively, Money can you guess how he did It?" Patty laughed: "By a happy com blnatlon good friends, and a good punch which they backed for the knock-out Muggsy Bean got a hard one but Sister Benchly's is harder, I'll let Tony tell you the rest of It he'll be home next week." Enormous Profits Made by Dealers in Antiques The proposition that antiques In crease in value Isn't all nonsense. You hear some wonderful stories as you buzz around heckling these poor dear innocent antique dealers. One of them told me this story, and he men tioned enough names and circum stances to make Its verification sure and easy: In his travels he came across an old negro woman who had in her cabin the most purt of what he thought wus a genuine very rare Seventeenth cen tury American-built court cupboard In oak. He bought the piece for $10. Then he communicated news of his find to one of the largest museums In the North. , They sent an expert to see It and the museum paid the deuler 12,600 for it. The dealer's profit. If you let me save you some intricate arithmetic, was $2,490. Not so Imd, not so bad I A very fair Increase, you mutt admit. Just the other day I received from a dealor, also in the soutn, a pono graph of a tallboy made In America in the late Seventeenth century, at which time it cost probably ton pounds to build. The dealer's price, I was relieved to learn, is only $5,000, and he will doubtless get it, or over near it i A year or so ago a highboy made in Philadelphia In the Eighteenth century sold at a New York auction for $4,950. , And I could go on and on from here with stories of Increases just as won derful as those. Of course, and ob viously, your profltt are not always quite so staggering. Sometimes yim are forced to be satisfied with an increment of $1,000 or 85 cents or luss or even minus. We draw the veil. Saturday Evening Post. Sitter Gives Her Away "You remember a few weeks ago when all those meteorites were full ing? Well, Jack and Edith were out on the lawn and Jack told her that every time he taw one shoot he would claim a kiss." "What did Edith do?" "She blushed and stammered that the hoped nona would thoot." "The Idea t Did she keep that senti ment all the evening?" "Hardly t Later on, when all the me teors had been exhausted, we beard ber asking Jack If there wat any chance of the moon shooting." Botton Trantcrlpt. Fixed It to Suit Him Man What will you be when yoo grow up? Boy A soldier I Man But you might get shot blttl Boy Who would thoot me? Man The enemy I . Boy Then I'll be the enemy I .. to K0 Chew it after every meal It stimulates appetite and aids digestion. It makes yonr food do yon more good. Note how It reUeves tmat stoUy feeling ajiter hearty eating. Diamond Jubilees. There are two diamond jubilees- one when you are married 75 years, and the other, later, when you get the last installment paid on the ring. First Tea In Europe. When tea was first drunk in Europe nobody thought of mixing it with milk, though it was customary to serve it wltn BUgar or BUgar canay; That's the Main Trick. Blackstone alone can teach you how to practice law, but many, many books are necessary to teach you how to dodge it. Duluth Herald. Mrs. L. I. Ellis How About the Kidneys? Portland, OrcK. "I am clad to recommend Dr. Pierce's Antiric (kidney and backache) Tablets as 1 a safe and reliable remedy to be given to little children who are afflicted with weak kidney9. My little daughter (between hve and six years ot age was troubled greatly, especially at night the doctor said he ' could do nothing for her, but that she mipht outgrow it. I then decided to give her Dr. Pierce's Anuric, just one-half a tablet each night, until one bottle bad been taken. It strengthened the organs so that we have had no further trouble with her. I tccl sure that Dr. Pierce's Anuric is a safe remedy to be given to chil dren, if given intelligently." Mrs. u. i. cms, ai r.. toin ot. Heb weakened kidneys by obtain ing this "An-uric" of Dr. Pierce's at your nearest drug store, or send lllc for trial pkg. ot tablets to Dr. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y or write far free advice, Many, Women Executives. According to estimate more than 15,- 000 women in i the United States fill positions as industrial superintend ents and factory managers. Moslems Detest Bells. Bells are never used in Mohamme dan mosques. The Moslem race do test bells, under the delusion that they cause the assemblage of evil spirits. Bean Beetles In Higher Altitude. Mexican bean beetles in Colorado have begun to live higher. Four years ago thoy were not found higher than 5,000 feet above sea level, but now they have reached 8,231 foot. Saxophones. Saxophones, which are now so pop ular with the musical public, are very sensitive instruments; a sudden draught of cold air may causo them to go flat in tone. Sufferings of Mind. Even as the strength of the mind surpasses that of the body, so also the sufferings of tho mind are more severe than the paina of the body. Good Evidence. Hewitt "What makes you think that Gruot is insane?" Jewctt "He has had his life Insurance made pay able to his mother-in-law," used for beby'i clothes, will keep them sweet and snowy-wlilte until worn out. Try It and see for yourself. Attmcm Business College Places Graduates In Good Positions Enroll any time of year. Write for free success catalog. Fourth and XamblU, Portland, Oregon. p. n. U. No. .14, .1924 E00 jejgTSE.V listens teeth, TeW breath aad " oodr ! (mil