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I B I ilium "sLlll I u Matinee, Sue; Evenings, c: Continu-
tJL-B'gWTwAV At 1CfclfflIur'JJ eus 1 lo 11 p. m. Children 10 eents nil timet.
EWe want yeur egg shipments. We pay cash. No dis-
ft ft ft count, prompt remittance. Wo will pay the top market id ft ft ft
Uy price the day your shipment arrives. I J U V
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A 'S&Mi T jSfe(Sr.tSl Eit More Wheat Maccaroni Spaghetti Ver-
8 ((fJlul 1U Noodles Alphabet Fresh Egg Noodle
BwarfJY. PORTER-SCARPELU MACARONI CO.
y pT Kenton Station. Portland. Oregon.
T 1 1 1 e Expert examination free All work guaranteed. Sen-
tP3l P If A O rC 1 1 O BiDle prices. We specialize in Complete Overhauling- and
waisasiM Cylinder grinding-.
CPRVIPP ANDERSON MAYER GARAGE & MACHINE SHOP
"A- lLi Moved to New Larger Garage. 9th and Hoyt. Portland
WaeVn'n rrf nn COOD EATS AT POPULAR PRICES
VVd5IUnglUn Pt Room for Ladies.
C a ( atavi a 111 Washington St. Between Fifth and Sixth Streets
VHlCLCIltt PORTLAND, OREGON
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H I O 1 1 A f 17 15th and Y""'"- Portland, Oregon. U ATA I
E lllCllUl V Modern Fireproof American Plan I 111 LCI
J RATES MODERATE
TOKE POINT SEA FOODS. You Will Feel at Home Here.
nVQTPl? f RTT T V Opposite S. P. Waiting Room Fourth and Stark.
1,131 n,K "KiLiLdLi ,F jTS ANYTHING IN FISH WE HAVE IT.
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CAMPBELL
COURT
HOTEL
Portland's newest and most beautiful residential hotel opened Sep
tember i, una. t
Every Room with Bath. Unusual Dining-room Service
Near Theaters, Banks and Shops. Garage. Cart to all parts of
city pass
The Campbell Court Hotel
Rates Moderate, Eleventh St. at Main
REPUBLIC,
FAGEOL, 7
Bear Tractors
C. Gee Wo
New Location-262H
GLASSES
That Fit None Better
CHARGES REASONABLE
Dr. Harry Brown
149 Third SL
PORTLAND, OREGON
New Pacific Northwest Pocket Map
The Union Pacific has just received
from the press a new pocket edition in
dexed map of the Pacific Northwest,
which is perhaps the most complete
and convenient map of Oregon and
Washington ever published. A copy
will be sent free to any address by Wm.
McMurrav. General Passenger Agent.
Pittock Block, Portland, Oregon, upon
receipt of request by card or letter.
We started our weekly auction sales
Wednesday, Nov. 21st. If you have any
thing: to conslKn In horses, mules, cattle,
harness or wagons, also farm Implements,
you can ship direct to the North Portland
Horse & Mule Company. Wire, write or
phone Empire 0121, and we will (five you
prompt attention. North Portland Horse
& Mule Co., No. Portland, Oregon.
We Specialize in
Hides, Pelts, Wool, Mohair, Tallow, Cascan,
Oregon Grape Root Goal Skins, Horse Hair
Write for Shipping Tags & latent Price List
Portland Hide & Wool Co.
106 UNION AVENUE NORTH, PORTLAND, OltEOON.
Branch at Pocatelto. Idaho
MIRRORS AND GLASS
Central Mirror & Glass Works
Manufacturers of High Grade French
Mirrors; Beveling; Damaged Mirrors Re
silvered, 40c a square foot, and Mirrors
Framed. Glass for Auto Curtains, Wind
shields, Headlights' and all Purposes. 355
Wheeler Street, Portland, Oregon.
SUPERFLUOUS HAIR
Removed without injury to the skin by Ney-Born
Depilatory. Sample on request. Ney-Born Lab
oratories, 19 Morgan Bldg.. Portland, Oregon.
USED
FORDS
o a
COUPES, SEDANS, TOURINGS, ROADSTERS
Easy Terms Used Fords Bought and Sold
FARNHAM ft WILLIAMS. INC.,
u..t AiHa ITwn .Stores) East Side.
18 Nor. 11th St. and 211 (irand Ave., Portland.
BATTERIES $10
OREGON BATTERY CO.
iff r.mnH Avenue. Phone. East 1000.
PORTLAND. OREGON
For many years I have
lied treating mu im. as ..
lunm GUARANTEEING
positively to euro ear aao -i
gules or refood tke '"
too. Sea for FREE soak.
CHAV-i. J. DEAN, M.D
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mix
Hen Charged With Theft of Gem Freed by Judge
Boston. A hen cannot stent, and
Lady Camllle Is beyond the clutchei
of the Inw, It wa ruled In the Chel
sea district court by Judge niossom.
So the blue Orpington hen which
plucked a diamond from a ring on the
finger of Georee A. Hennessey and was
arrested for larceny was restored to
,her coop it a chicken show here.
Hennessey had no redress against
John Strom, owner of Lady Camllle,
offers a market
FOR YOUR PRODUCE
New--Used--Rebuilt
All Sizes. All Prices. Terms
Large stock Parts. SERVICE ,
Write for FREE Catalog & Prices
O. V. BADLEY CO.
9th and Burneide, Portland, Ors
ROOT AND HERB REMEDIES
If taken in time, prevent operations for Diabetes, Catarrh, Asthma,
Lunar, Throat, Liver, Kidney, Rheumatism, Blood, Stomach and all
female disorders. Bladder Troubles.
The C. Gee Wo Remedies are harmleu, as no drugs or poison are used.
Composed of the choisest medicinal roots, herbs, buds and bar W im
ported by us from far away oriental countries. V
Call or Write for Information
Chinese Medicine Company
Alder St., S. W. Cor. Third, Portland, Oregon
KataDiisneq 23 Years in rortlancl.
INFORMATION
, DEPARTMENT
Pleating Embroidery
Hemstitching, Buttons Covered.
STEHhAN'S
166V4 Tenth St., Portland
ATTENTION LADIES
Sanitary Beauty Parlors We fix yon op,
we make all kinds of Hsir Goods of your
combings. Join our Bchool of Beauty Culture.
400 to 414 Dekum Bldg., Phono Broadway
8902, Portland, Oregon.
MOLER BARBER COLLEGE
Teaches trade In 8 weeks. Some pay
while learning;. Positions secured. Write
for catalogue. 234 Burnside street, Port
land, Oregon.
BEAZINO, WELDING CUTTING
Northwest Welding b 8upply0o., 88 1st Bt.
CUT FLOWERS ft FLORAL DESIGNS
Clarke Bros., Florists, 287 Morrison St.
PERSONAL-
Marry if Lonely; most suocessfn "Horns
Maker"; hundreds rich; confidential; reli
able; years experience; descriptions free,
"The Successful Club," Mrs. Nash, Box 65$,
Oakland, California.
CLEANING AND DYEING
For reliable Cleaning and Dye
ing; service send parcels to us.
Wo n . . T f
(TsTJSJ, SB d ,
quest.
ENKE'S CITY DYE WORKS..
Established 1890. Portland, Ors
GOING TO BUILD?
We have hundreds of plans at $10.00 and up. Send
ue a sketch of the home you want and we will sub
mit similar specimen plans. No obligation except
to return plana 11 not suitame.
O. M. A K E R S ,
Designing and Drafting. 611-12 Couch Building,
Portland, Oregon.
"V Set of
Teeth,
$8
oo
We guarantee material
and workmanship.
Painless extraction of
teeth. 60c. 20 yeari in
the same location. U. S. DENTISTS, 246Vi Wash
intrton cor. Second, Portland, Oregon,
BUY THE BEST HORSE COLLAR MADE
long rye straw stuffed.
it on having the collar
the "Fish" Label If
dealer does not handle
brand collar, writs to us
it
. SHARKEY oV 80N
nlon Av., Portland, Or.
North Portland Horse & Mule Co. will
hold weekly auction sales at the Union
Stockyards, North Portland, each Wed
nesday at one o'clock. If you have any
thing; to sell In horses, mules or milch
cows, or harness and wagons, we would
be giad to solicit your business, as wo
are always in toucn witn Duyers.
"LITE-FOOT"
Powdered
DANCE FLOOR
WAX
Gives smooth. Gliding fin
Ish to hard or soft-wood
floors.
NO ACID, CREASE OR
DUST.
Your druggist has h. If
not, send u. stamps, ?6
for one-pound pcaa-s
CLARKE.
WOODWARD
DRUG CO.
Portland, Oregon.
the court said, as Strom had not com
mltted larceny. Unless Strom relents
and extracts the Jewel or sells the
bird to Hennessey, the tatter must do
without his diamond.
Body It Sliced In Two.
Neenah, Wis. Rudolph DIedrlcksnn,
twenty-four years old. of Neenah was
sawed completely In two when he acci
dentally fell on a buzi saw.
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: STATE NEWS
JtN BRIEF, J
Salem. More than $20,000 will be
spent in remodeling and enlarging the
power plant of the Oregon Pulp &
Paper company, it was announced Sat
urday. The improvements will start
at once.
Cove. Baxter brothers, Robert Z.
and Roy Baxter, have purchased the
M. Borgren sawmill; planer and tim
ber and will take possession at once.
They will continue to operate a lum
ber yard and supply fruit boxes.
Salem. John H. Race of the Oregon
Growers' Co-operative association, up
on his return here Saturday from
northern points, reported that the Chi
nese walnut is to enter into keen com
petition with the Oregon product.
Salem. Veterans of Foreign Wars,
Oregon department, held a meeting
here Saturday and went on record as
favoring some kind of a national bonus
for ex-service men. More equitable
pensions for Spanish-American war
veterans also was favored by the con
vention. -
Lebanon. The First Presbyterian
church of Lebanon was damaged by
fire early Sunday afternoon to the
extent of between $2000 and $3000.
The fire started in the furnace room
in the basement of the church and
was confined largely to the furnace
room, kitchen and dining room.
Eugene. Peter Verigin, advance
representative of a Doukhobor colony
that proposes to locate in Lane coun
ty,' announced Saturday that arrange
ments had been made to buy the old
Friendly farm of 800 acres, eight miles
southwest of Eugene on the Crow
road. He said that a number of fam
ilies are expected to arrive from Can
ada this year.
' Salem. With the practical exhaus-
1 tion of the state highway bond funds,
the state highway, programme has
now reached a point where it is de
pendent on its current income for a
continuation of the work. The estim
ated income for 1924 is approximately
$12,740,000, and a large part of this
mone,y already has been obligated
through contracts awarded during the
year 1923.
Pendleton. The general indebted'
ness of the city of Pendleton was re
duced by $24,000 during 1923, accord
ing to the annual report of Thomas
Fitzgerald, city recorder, to the city
council. A saving of $1200 annually
in Interest charges is effected by the
retirement of the bonds. All depart
ments of the city kept their expendi
tures under the budget allowance, the
report stated.
Salem. The total bonded indebted
ness of the state of Oregon on Decern
ber 31, 1923, was $60,246,830, according
to the annual report of O. P. Hof f,
state treasurer, completed here Fri
day. Highway bonds top the list with
obligations aggregating $38,395,250.
World war veterans' state aid bonds
total $20,000,000, district interest
bonds $1,401,580, and rural credit
bonds $450,000.
Hood River. Crews are being za-
sembled at Dee, where work will be
started soon on construction of a new
concrete dam by the Oregon Lumber
company. The dam, replacing an old
wooden structure, will be utilized in
backing up the waters of the east
fork of Hood river for a log pond and
to furnish water power for a hydro
electric system furnishing energy for
the company's big sawmill.
Salem. Within the next week all
necessary forms for making state In
come tax returns will be ready for
distribution. Approximately 85,000
blanks will be mailed. Of this nunv
ber 73,000 will be sent to individuals
and 12,000 to corporations, partner
ships and fiduciaries. Each lnclosure
will contain a form for the state re
turn, sheet of Instructions, blank for
furnishing a copy of return to the
government and a return envelope.
Albany. A gigantic undertaking to
provide pure mountain water for all
of the valley towns In this section
with an outlay of approximately $7,
000,000 was started Saturday at
meeting of about a dozen influential
business men of Albany. A tempor
ary organization to carry on the nego
tiations with the other valley towns
for the purpose of putting the project
through was completed at the meeting
under the name of the Pure Water
Development league.
St. Helens. The ruling of the Ore
gon supreme court that the tax con
servation commission act was void
had little effect In Columbia county
except to make it necessary to call
meeting of the county court and the
budget advisory committee, which
was held Saturday morning. The
county tax commission had lopped off
some $40,000 from the budget as pre
pared by the county court and the
advisory committee. Its recommenda
tion was adopted and the county as
sessor proceeded to extend the ta
roll on this basis.
I Why Mr. Minch ' i
I - Smiled
I By CLARISSA MACKIE
lsll, by atcClore Newspaper Syndicate.)
"Mr. . Minch !" whispered a still.
small voice at the tall floorwalker's
elbow. "Mr. Minch 1"
As the big blonde man did not rec
ognize this "still, small voice" as the
voice of his conscience, be bent his
head down to observe Lottie Miller, a
diminutive bundle wrapper, who was
registering great secrecy. "Kin I speak
word to you?"
Bachelor though he was, Donald
Minch knew that when a woman asks
to say one word she means a score or
more, so he led the girl aside to a
quiet spot.
"What's the matter. Lottie? Any
thing been stolen?"
"Nothing like that, Mr. Minch. It's
abou,t the picnic."
"Aha!"
Mr. Minch, as chairman of the en
tertainment committee of the annual
picnic and merrymaking of the Smith
Stores, Inc., to be held at Holliday
Beach next Saturday, listened atten
tively.
You know ' that new girl on the
gloves?"
"Which one?"
Lottie sniffed. "Only one worth no
ticing, Mr. Minch. Name's Mary Smith
I bet that don't tell you anything,
"Don't be sassy, little girl !" warned
the floorman austerely. "There Is an
other girl, blue eyes, curly hair and
little freckles on her nose. A pretty "
And be never noticed her!' mur
mured Lottie, unafraid.
"What about her?"
"Mary Smith's been crying off and
on all day. She isn't going to the pic
nic 1"
Why isn't she going?"
She won't tell; Just wants to go
and can't. It's Just tragic 1" sniffed
Lottie, who loved the "movies."
Mr. Minch looked disturbed. "Send
her to me, Lottie. I will wait here."
Lottie sped away on her errand, and
Donald Minch looked watchfully out
of the corners of fine blue eyes In the
direction of the distant glove counter.
Presently the dainty form of Mary
Smith came toward him. There was
timid appeal in her soft glance and
scared look as of one summoned be
fore high Justice.
"You sent for me, Mr. Minch?"
He nodded kindly and took a note
book from his pocket and poised a sil
ver pencil. "Let me see. Miss SmltlH
you are In department 89?" he asked.
"Yes, sir; gloves."
"How long have you been with us?'
"Four weeks."
He looked at the open page of his
notebook. "You know I am chairman
of the entertainment committee of the
picnic next Saturday?"
"Yes, 'sir," in an awed tone.
"I am checking the names of those
who are going. All employees are ex
pected to attend If able. Your name
Is not checked. Why?"
"I am afraid that I cannot go, sir."
"Er domestic objection or trouble?'
he asked kindly.
Mary Smith smiled sadly and her
smile was beautiful. It startled him,
'No home trouble, Mr. Minch.
have no home my people are all dead,
I am quite alone. I would love to
come to the picnic, but I am a perfect
stranger here and I have no friends,
so I thought I would stay at home."
He shook his handsome head. "That
will not do at all, Miss Smith. It will
do you good to come and get acquaint
ed with the other workers. This is
get-together party, arranged by Harri
son Smith what Is the matter? Are
you ill?"
Mary Smith was leaning against a
pillar, looking white and startled.
"Oh, no.. You were saying some
thing about Harrison Smith It Is a
common name enough, but I bad an
uncle by that name."
"Indeed? Where Is he?"
"We do not know we never knew.
He and ray father became separated
when they were quite young men and
lost sight of each other entirely. Dad
always said 'be was sure that his
brother was dead he traveled all over
the world."
"That Is very Interesting Indeed,
and now, Miss Smith, I shall expect
to see you at the picnic bright and
early Saturday morning. Busses will
be at the store to run you out to the
park. Be here at nine o'clock."
'Thank you, Mr. Minch. You are
very kind Indeed," she murmured, her
pale checks growing pink under his
admiring gaze. If Mr. Minch had
known that his eyes were betraying
him he would have closed them swift
ly, for he was a young man who ap
preciated the responsibility of his po
sition with Harrison Smith, Inc., and
a remote manner toward the young
women of the company was a notice
able characteristic.
"If you are not there, you will be
docked," be told Mary Smith.
Bo Mary Smith went buck to her
counter, observed by all ber fellow
workers.
"You certainly struck twelve with
Minch I" remarked Ella Brady, also at
the glove counter.
"How absurd I" blushed Mary again,
whereupon Ella Brady sent a wink
cross the lisle to Lottie Miller, whose
kindly Intervention had changed the
world for one girl and for one man.
What a wonderful Saturday that
was. To begin with, It was a perfect
ly beautiful duy. Holliday park had
been reserved exclusively for the
Smith picnic, and with the fresh green
of the trees and arus sod the hlua of
the surrounding water, tnere was
nothing more to be desired for a play
ground.
As chairman of the entertainment
committee, Mr. Donald Minch was
here, there and everywhere, directing
games, leading the dancing in the pa
vilion, always finding time to help
some one else have a good time ; mak
ing Introductions, seeking out the lone
ly and the unpopular ones, making
everybody happy. Neither did he neg
lect his own pleasure, for did he not
dance repeatedly with pretty Mary
Smith until her cheeks were as pink
as her frock? For his pert. Mr. Minch
quite made up his mind that a bache
lor's life was dull Indeed. Whereupon
he sought out Mary and Invited ber to
attend the theater with him xne night
the following week.
At this particular moment along
came Mr. Harrison Smith, a breezy,
opulent gentleman, who shook hands
with Mr. Minch and looked Inquiringly
at Mary.
'A strange, face to me, Mr. Minch.
This Is one of our flock, I suppose?"
he asked genially. ,
"Miss Mary Smith of the glove coun
terhas been with us a month. She
says she has an uncle somewhere in
the world who bears the same name
as yours," said Mr. Minch, as he pre
sented Mr. IluiTison Smith.
"Run away, Minch, while I question
Miss Smith I may be her long-lost
uncle, although I have no strawberry
mark on my left arm," said Mr. Smith,
'Ah, my uncle Harrison didn't have
one either, but he did have one on his
left thumb," laughed Mary.
Mr. Harrison Smith calmly held out
his left thumb. "What's that?" he
asked. '
"Oh 1" cried Mary frightened.
"Are you my brother's daughter?'
calmly asked the successful merchant
"My father was Hobart Henry
Smith."
"Where Is he now don t answer,
my dear. I see It In your face. I did
not know what had become of any of
his family. I have spent much time
and money" ' His genial face was
overcast with sorrow. .
"We are alone we two." he said
after a while. "You must come and
be my daughter."
Just then Mr. Minch came along
and heard the whole story. "Get all
the folks together, Minch. I want to
tell them about my adopted daughter.
And as Mr. Minch, looking depressed
enough over the shattering of his plans
for a wife named Mary, Mr. Smith
drew him aside with a little slap on
the shoulder. "There'll be no objec
tion on my part If she wants to marry
a likely young man In my store, say
the general manager, eh Minch?"
, And Mr. Minch smiled.
NEW AIRSHIP LINE PLANNED
Luxurious Zeppelins to Fly Between
Spain and South America In
Near Future.
i
Plans for an airship line between
Spain and South America have been
completed.
The king of Spain Is largely respon
sible for Its Inception, and the Zep
pelin company Is reported to have re
ceived a commission to construct air
ships with a canaclty of 4,500,000 cubic
feet, a length of 825 feet, capable of
carrying forty passengers, malls and
goods, and having a cruising speed of
nearly seventy miles per hour, for this
service.
The details of these vessels, which
are given In the English scientific Jour
nal, Discovery, show a luxurious cabin
with a social hall and ten four-berth
sections somewhat similar to those of
a Pullman car. The work of construc
tion Is expected to take twi years, and
the service will probably be Inaugu
rated In 1925.
It is anticipated that the Journey
from Spain to Argentina will require
a little over three days, and the re
turn Journey something over four days,
the longer time on the eastward course
being due to prevailing head winds,
say-i the Living Age.
Seville will be the European ter
minal and Cordoba the Argentine ter
minal. Buenos Aires Is an unsatisfac
tory landing point on account of its
variable winds.
In Agony.
Everything had gone well with the
newly married couple. Directly after
their honeymoon they had taken
rooms In a hotel and so they had no
boupekeeb.'ng worries to mar their
happiness.
Disillusionment came when they took
a furnished home at a seaside town,
sweet young Angelica undertaking to
look after the cooking. It was far
from being a succeiis. The pastry was
always as hard as a brick and the
puddings well I
One duy they had a picnic on the
seashore and were sitting watching
the waves, when Angelica exclaimed
dramutlcally:
"Uovr the sea moans I"
"No wonder," replied her husband
pessimistically, "I have Just thrown
some of your cake Into It"
He Knsw.
Halfway through the second act the
heroine, after having been left starr
ing with a bunch of children, and gen
erally having been "put through It,"
got tired of this sort of treatmeut and
shot the villain dead. '
"What have I done?" she cried In Im
passioned tones. "What have I done?"
"Shot the best bloomln' sctor In the
show, miss," came the reply from the
gallery.
What He Needed.
Sampson He's bashful. Why don't
you give him a little encouragement?
Del tah Encouragement? He needs
a cheering section. Punch Bowl, I
Mrs. E. L. Henson
The Appealing Charm of Health!
Portland, Oree. "I can socak i:i
terms of highest praise of ail of
' Pierce 9 remedies, especially the
'i-avorite Prescription' ior woman's
ailments and as a tonic and nervine.
and the Pleasant Pellets for stomach
and liver ills. While bringing up
my family, whenever I have been
in a run-down weakened or nervous
condition, I have always been
strengthened and helped by the use
of the 'Favorite Prescription'. And
in later years when my stomach
has become disordered, and my food
seems to disagree with me, then Dr.
Pierce s Pellets give me immediate
relief." Mrs. E. L. Henson, 768 E.
6th St., North.
Start at once with the Prescrip
tion" and see how quickly you pick
up feel stronger and better. Write
Dr. Pierce, President Invalids' Hotel
in Buffalo, N. Y., for free advice, or
send 10c for trial pkg. tablets.
Signs That Command Attention.
"Drive safely. A fatal accident oc
curred here." A number of signs bear
ing this Inscription have been posted
on a Massachusetts highway near
Boston, at points where persons have
been killed by automobiles.
Book of Human Life.
As we live each of us writes a chap
ter in the book of human life. We
write either in characters of good or
In letters pf evil. Soma of us. are
using both. Pity it is some do not
realize what they're doing; Grit.
Knife Handles 30,000 Years Old.
About 500 tons of Ivory are used
every year for knife handles and dec
orative work. It Is obtained from the
walrus, the elephant and the masto
don. The handles of your table knives
may easily be 30,000 years old.
Practical Joke Ended Love.
My first love affair ended when the
boy of my dreams attached a fluffy
lamb's tail to a piece of wire and
fastened It In my sweater. , I, unaware,
paraded down the main streets of the
town. Exchange.
"Pig Iron."
Pig iron Is so called because the
molten metal is run into a long mass
with shorter pieces attached to It at
right angles. The Jong pieces are
called the bow and the shorter are
called the pigs.
Bees Have Hip Pockets.
In the bee's legs are 'pockets for
holding pollen, each pocket being
closed by rows of bristles which inter
lock in the most wondorful mannor, so
preventing the pollen from falling out.
Use of Mind's "Windows."
Our minds are full of windows. Some
of us are too busy to look out. Some
look out occasionally. Some think they
"see it all." Yet none of us uses those
windows as we should, else we'd have
broader vision.
1 "Adam's Apple."
"Adam's apple" received Its name
from the belief of the ancients that a
piece of apple given to Adam by Evo
stuck in his throat.
When Electrlo Globes Pop.
The strength of the glass prevents
an electric light bulb from bursting.
When a bulb Is broken with a blow,
the "pop" is the result of the fact that
the interior was not filled with air.
Might Be Useful Some Times.
"I see you always carry a spare
tire," remarked Brown. "Yes," replied
Black, "and when my wife Is driving I
wish I could carry a spare neck, too."
Cincinnati Enquirer.
8ea Life Under Great Pressure.
Life has been found In the sea at
depths of more than 21,000 feet, al
though at such depths any object la
under a pressure of 10,000 pounds to
the square Inch.
Helpmeet Imperative.
No man can cither live piously or
die righteous without a wife. Rlchter.
m
n
used for baby's clothes, will keep them
sweat sod snowy-white until worn out.
Try It and sea for yourself. Ml man
Are You Satisfied?
BKHNKE-WALKER
BUSINESS COLLEGI
le the biggest most perfectly eejulPPMi
Business Training Hcbool In ths North
west Pit jroureelf for a higher position
with mors money. Permanent positions
assured our Onuluate
Writs for tatalof Jfourta anu laitibl.
Portland.
P. N. U.
No. 4, 1924
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