PHPTT ATUn X JLjIjL I P 1 I 1 1 lift 1 1 1 I T A I W I BM Pnt-tland, Oregon I I I 'J '41 '1 4 I I I Jl VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLAYS I I I I tfLjBL J til II Complete Change Saturday. Adults, Week III -,y I U a,7 Matinee, 20o; Evenings, 40c. Continu al S SL BaoanwAV At YMOflU. -JJ Qua 1 to 11 p. m. Children 10 eenta all timea. --AVXTTl Shipherd's Mineral Springs Ji-Jti'; 4 HAROLD BAIN, Manager Carton, Washington Df7 1 ' J An Ideal Winter Reaort. Special Winter Ratee. rWfclT MIRt iWW! Routee S. P. ft S. Local from Portland to Car rie "'!H rWa'?l fon..Wa.s.1K By Auto to Cascade Locka via Co i " KilrtV I " lumbla Highway. By Auto via the North Bank CfWJ ; w.vfl Highway. Hotel American Plan, Modern Hotel i ii I 5 ffti ? I Accommodations. Batha Hot Mineral Baths: Cure ' Jew &"1 l,a ,or Rheumatism, Liver, Kidney and 8tomach totZL. m ;T WABf aViJC Troubles: Skin Diseases. Hunting and Fishing. Ship Your Cream Often Mutual Creamery Co., Portland Page & Son Portland, Oregon ft,f i.ffij ffif inr"ai l n" laiaii TTnfpl fla-rlffm Most Homelike Hotel in Portland ilUlU VJCU.lLU.il Popular Rates-Fire Proof Building 14th and Washington Victor Brandt. Prop. Harry Fletcher. Mir. Real Franklin SERVICE Washington Cafeteria FX V.. AI' i IU9 Our EMPLOYMENT OFFICE as. LO I Oil Wa.ntd. aJOD; Biets our students. We GU ARAN Tl TEE out graduates employment. Brick-Laying, Plastering, Tile-Setting. Auto-Mechanica, Electricity, Acetylene Welding;. HEMPHILL TRADE SCHOOLS, 125 N. 6th St., Portland. Ore. Send for our Free Catalogue Fall and Winter 1923-24 It will save you money when you want SheeitUned Coats, Leather Coats, Leather Vests, Mackinaws, Solid Lea ther Guaranteed Shoes, All Leather Leggings, Army and Commercial Wool Underwear, All-Wool Sox, "Rubber Boots, end Oenuine O. D. Wool Army Blankets. Satisfaction Guaranteed or Money Refunded. SHSfti aT.-eo7a;K. GLASSES That Fit None Better t i CHARGES REASONABLE Lr. Harry Brown 149 Third St PORTLAND, OREGON EVAN G. HOUSEMAN ' Osteopathic Physician. Electronic Method of ABRAMS Phone Main 2963. , 39314 Yamhill at Tenth, Portland, Ore New Pacific Northwest Pocket Map I The Union Pacific has just received from the press a new pocket edition in dexed map 01 tne racinc iMjrtnweai, which is DerhaDS the most complete and convenient map of Oregon and Washington ever published. A copy I will be sent free to any address by Wm. .McMurrav. General Passenger Agent, iPittock Block, Portland, Oregon, upon receipt of request by card or letter. Save 25 to 50 Per Cent ' 'On Building Material, Roofing Paper, Paints, Varnish. Lumber. Lath. Nails. ShinirleH, Doors, Windows, and Plumbing Supplies, New and Second Hand. Mail orders promptly nuea. DOLAN WRECKING & CONSTRUCTION CO, Office & Yard, 460 Belmont St., Portland. Ore. CUT FLOWERS ft FLORAL DESIGNS Clarke Bros., Florists, 287 Morrison St. We started our weekly auction sales Wednesday, Nov. 21st. If you have any thing to consign in horses, mules, cattle, harness or wagons, also (arm implements, vnn ran shin direct to the North Portland Horse & Mule Company. Wire, write or phone Empire 0121, and we will eflve you prompt attention. North Portland Horse ft Mule Co., No. Portland, Oregon. We Specialize in Hides, Pells, Wool, Mohair, Tallow, Cascara, Oregon Grape Root Goat Skins, Horse Hair Write for Shipping Tags & latest Price List Portland Hide a Wool Co. 106 UNION AVENUE NORTH, POUTUND, OREBON. Branch at Pocatello, Idaho SEND TODAY lor my r rVl'C ajwss, wuiai'"" a niation YOU should bar on rectal conditions; aba how I GUARANTEE to euro your piles or refund your f CHA5. J. DEAN, M.D 2ND AND MORRISON PORTIAND.ORECON M E N T ION"' TH IS PAPER WHEM WRITING (Captain Stays at Wheel Ttnffnln. The steel luz Craig was rammed and sunk In the Niagara river opposite the Grand Island ferry land ing by the stednistilp Lilian, 01 oaj City, Mich. rnntnln Frank Roneker, Jr., or ion- awanda, stuck to the helm and went Idown with his ship when the tug heeled over from the Impact. Howard Slover, fireman, and Leo Kropp, engi neer, were rescued by the ferryboat hi! v z mm" rii nr 3t OFFERS A MARKET for your produce Write us for prices and market conditions on Veal, Hogs, Poultry, Fruits, Potatoes, Onions, etc Forty Years in the Same Location. Eat More Wheat Maccaroni Spaghetti Ver. uiicelli Noodles Alphabet Fresh Egg Noodles PORTER-SCARPELU MACARONI CO. Kenton Station, Portland, Oregon. Expert examination free All work guaranteed. Sen sible prices. We specialize in Complete Overhauling and Cylinder grinding. ANDERSON & MAYER GUARAE & MACHINE SHOP Moved to New Larger Garage, 9th and Hoyt, Portland GOOD EATS AT POPULAR PRICES Rest Room for Ladies. 811 Washington St. Between Fifth and Sith Streets , PORTLAND. OREGON INFORMATION , DEPARTMENT PleatingEmbroidery Hematitchinff, Buttons Covered. STEPHAN'S 166W Tenth St., Portland ATTENTION LADIES Sanitary Beauty Parlora We fi you op, we make all kinds of Hair Goods of youc oorabinga. Join our School of Beany Culture, 400 to 414 Dekura Bids:.. Phone Broadwal 8902, Portland, Oregon. MOLER BARBER COLLEGE Teaches trade in 8 weeka. Some pay while learning. Positions secured. Writt for catalogue. 234 Burnalde street, Port land, Oregon. BEAZINQ, WELDING ft CUTTING) Kortnwest Welding ft Supply Co., 88 1st 8t, PERSONA! Marry if Lonely; moat successful "Homi Maker"; hundreds rich; confidential; reli able; years experience: descriptions free, "The Successful Club," Mrs. Nash, Box 668, Oakland,. California. CLEANING AND DYEING For reliable Cleaniner and T)va. ing service send parcels to us. We pay return postage. Inform- K B ation and prices given upon re- ENKE'S CITY DYE WORKS. Established 1890. Portland. Ore GOING TO BUILD? Wo havo hundreds of plans at $10.00 and up. Send us a sketch of the home you want and we will sub mit similar specimen plans. No obligation except w nturo pians u noi smiaoie. O. M. A K E R S Designing and Drafting. 611-12 Couch Building, Portland, Oregon. Set of $0.00 Teeth,, We guarantee material and workmanship. Painless extraction of teeth. 50c. 20 years in the same location. U. S. DENTISTS, 245ft Wash' ington cor. Second, Portland, Oregon. USED jT FORDS O Q) COUPES, SEDANS, TOURINGS, ROADSTERS hAay lerms Used t ords nought and bold FARNHAM & WILLIAMS, INC., West Side (Two Stores) East Side. 28 Nor. 11th St. and 211 Grand Ave., Portland, GLASSES WILL SAVE YOUR EYES aawfeaw Expert fitting at lowest prices. All L styles of Glassea. Lenses duplicated tJLy from broken pieces. Mail in your bro ken glasses. Satisfaction Guaranteed, Dr. A. E. Hurwiti, 223 Firat St.. Portland. Ore. BUY THE BZST HORSE COLLAR MADE AH long rye straw Btuffed. Insist on having the collar with the "Fiah" LabeL If your dealer does not handle this brand collar, write to us direct P. SHARKEY A SON 63 Union Av., Portland, Ore, North Portland Horse & Mule Co. will hold weekly auction sales at the Union KtocKyaras, worm ortmna, eacn wea nesday at one o'clock. If you have any thinar to sell in horses, mules or milch cows, or harness and wagons, we would be glad to solicit your business, as we are always in toucn wun Duyers. . "LITE-FOOT" Powdered DANCE FLOOR WAX Gives smooth. Gliding fin ish to hard or soft-wood floors. NO ACID, CREASE OR nntmtl ' BAKE FICOR Your druggist has It. If not. send us stamps, 76c for one-pound package CLARKE, WOODWARD DRUG CO. . Portiand, Oregon. When Vessel Goes Down Long. Captain Roneker s body was not recovered. The ZUlah, loaded wltn lumber and towing the barge i'.lngo, was about to pass a line to the Craig when the tug ran unexpectedly under her bow. The Craig was rammed on the port side and went down immediately. Divers are attempting to recover Captain Itonekerg body from the pilot house. m root Dm Fit Methods to Follow 1 In Production of Cream Since at the present time, our farm en who are milking a few good dairy cowl, are generally better fixed, finan cially, than those following almost any other line, It aeemi that we ihould pay particular attention to the han dling of the product, that it may be put on the market In the best condi tion possible and thereby bring the biggest returns. Methods which will aid in produc ing a good product : Keep the barn and cowl clean. Re move manure from stable twice dally. Wipe udder and flanki with a damp cloth, before milking. ' Milk with dry hands, Into i imall top milk pall. . Separate while warm, to Insure lesi waste In the iklmmllk. Wash leparator thoroughly after each separation. Use a brush rather than a rag. First use warm water and washing powder, then scald all parti thoroughly. Do not separate Into vessel contain ing the cooled cream. Cool freshly separated cream before adding It to previous skimming. Stir cream thoroughly every tune a fresh supply Is added, using a stir rer manufactured for the purpose. A cooling tank should be on every farm. Run the water pumped for live stock through the cream tank and then Into the stock tank. Keep cooled cream In a sanitary place which Is cool, sanitary, free from odors and well aired. Cream should be delivered to mar ket at least three times a week In summer and twice In winter. Cream should not be allowed to freeze. L. K. Crowe, assistant profes sor, animal husbandry, Colorado Ag ricultural college. Brass Letters on Cans Will Prevent Much Loss When the owner's Initials or num ber Is painted on his cream cans, they have to be remarked frequently, as the marks become dim, due to wash ing and shipping. In order to avoid this I solder brass letters to the slop ing part of the can, Just below the neck, writes W. R. Taylor of Mis souri In the Rural New Yorker. Cop per or brass letters can usually be pur chased at the variety stores, but If Bras Lettering on Milk Can, not to be obtained they can be cut from a piece of sheet brass or copper with a pair of tinner's shears and a narrow chisel. Letters or figures made of aluminum will not do, as they are very difficult to solder. Cans so marked can always be easily ldentl Bed and thus loss will be prevented. The lids should be steadied or marked to correspond. Dairy Cow Is Necessity, Claims Florida Expert "As feed prices continue to soar, and the price of land Increases, so will the dairy cow replace to a very large ex tent the beef steer, the sheep, and the pig as a producer of human food," says John M. Scott of the University of Florida experiment station. "And about the only rival the dairy cow has is the busy hen." The dairy cow and the hen are the only two farm animals that produce good, nourishing food day after day, when properly cared for. They pro vide foods that are indispensable In the home. "What Is home without milk and eggsT asks Mr. Scott These Items enter so largely Into the preparation of food for the family, the cow mean ing life Itself to thousands of chil dren. "We owe the cow and the hen a debt that can be paid only by giving them the very best of care that they may produce the maximum amount of food," says Mr. Scott. And neither of them are now receiving the attention that will be theirs when their full value Is realized. Disease of Fowls. 1 When a fowl sneezes, waters slight ly at the eyes and nostrils, and the face puffs up, this Indicates a common cold. When accompanied by a rattling In the throat, the trouble Is bronchitis. Diffi cult brathlng Indicates pneumonia. Canker in the mouth means diphtheria. When Duck Eggs Don't Hatch. When the eggs from a certain pen of ducks do not hatch well, the trouble often may be corrected by changing the male to another pen or by Introducing a new leader. . - 7"" 1!1HM!:I: ' ' 'J Study Science of Roads in Elementary Schools The automobile Industry la showing more than ordinary Interest In a bul letin just Issued by the bureau of edu cation, Department of the Interior, en titled "Main Stir-ts of the Nation," and Intended as a study of projects on highway transport for elementary schools. Prepared by Florence C. Fox, spe cialist In education systems for the United States government, It will par ticularly appeal to the children be ppuse their lives are very close to the highway question ; good roads playing an , increasingly important part In every child's experience. 1 The bulletin, shows the remarkably interesting and practical lessons which hare been worked out for elementary grades. In arithmetic, for example, a question such as this is os'.:ed : "If the railroad fare from New York to San Francisco Is 5123.18, how much more. or less, will it cost to motor through the Lincoln highway than to go by train?" The solution Involves prob lems In the cost of gasoline, the wear and tear of the machine, and the day's living expense en route, as, compared with the cost of travel. In the geography department Inter esting lessons are presented which af ford Imaginary journeys over the country's great highways. Important cities are located on the way, and brief essays written about the national points of interest in passing: The bul letin gives in great detail how such lessons may be prepared. Problems in simple science are brought out by a study of road build ing, drainage and grading. Lessons In civics 'are exceptionally Interesting and these Include problems on financ ing; how to obtain a right of wayj how bond Issues are cared for, etc. An important lesson deals with the safety question. Every parent Is In terested in this, and the work In volved cannot fall to be of help and practical use to the young student In the face of the crowded streets and highways. Wisconsin Will Renumber All Its Trunk Highways Immediately following a conference of the special legislative committee, aDDolnted to select 2,500 additional miles to tho state trunk highways, di vision engineers and the state high way division commission to determine finally what roads are to be added, highway experts will begin work on the enormous task of renumbering all of Wisconsin's trunk highway system. Almost every trunk nlghway In the state will have to be renumbered to conform with the additions made by the special legislative committee. Under the new system there will be fewer short highways and more long highways, with several numbers over lapping each other on the main trav eled through routes. Wherever It is possible highway ex perts will plot routes direct. from Im portant centers. Thera will be no change, however, In the system or plan of marking the trunk highway Bystem. ' All highway maps are to be reprint ed and revised following the new al location of main highways, but this will probably not come until lute in the spring. It will make main routes easier to follow, for It will not be nec essary to switch off from one highway to the next on a long Journey. Motor ists will be able to enter the state on one highway and follow tlmt clear through the state or to their destina tion. Large Mileage Is Added to Federal-Aid Highways (Prepared by the United States Department of Agriculture.) Federal-aid roads totaling 8,820 miles were completed during the fiscal year ending June 30, 1923, bringing the total of federal aid roads com pleted to 20,538 miles. The mileage completed during the year Is classified as follows: Mllea Oradsd aod drained 1.JI0.1 Sand-clay Gravel I,1M Waterbound macadam ..... . 336.1 Bituminous macadam j." Bituminous concrete Concrets 1.440.1 Brick bridges Total The projects under construction at the close of the year amounted to 14,772 miles and were estimated at 55 per cent complete.- In addition to the 20,530 miles completed and the 14,772 miles under construction there were at the close of the year a num ber of projects approved but not yet placed under construction, the aggre tate lengthof which was 6j)17 miles. Scheme of Texas Farmers for Building Good Roads A settlement of wide-awake farm ers near Lindsay, Tex., have a scheme for road building. On one farmer's place Is a gravel pit that furnishes good gravel In abundance. This farm er furnishes free the gravel for road building purposes, while the other farmers grada an the roadbeds and do the graveling. When the work Is completed It hasn't cost anything ex cept little time and labor, and there re no taxes to oar. ' J IN BRIEF. Seattle. John D. Carmody, who has been deputy prosecutor of King county for eight years, resigned Sat urday and announced that he would enter private practice January 2. Olympia. Following correction of transcript of proceedings, the first $15,000 of bonds of the Kelso school district, Cowlitz county, as the first block of 40,000 authorized, have been sold. Walla Walla Nineteen twenty-three is drawing to a close evidently with the intention of leaving something for 1924, because the heaviest snow of the year began falling Sunday morning. Olympia. Edmund Chappell, appel lant who was cut off with only $2000 by a will of his father, who left an es tate of $681,000, will not lose his be quest because he contested the will, according to a decision of the state su preme court reversing the Judgment of the King county court. Aberdeen. The Westport and Toke- land highways, obliterated by sand from the beach during the big storm of Christmas morning, are practically cleared. The two roads, which join about two miles south of Westport, were covered with from two to three feet of sand for a distance of more than 400 feet. Seattle. A mileage rate for em ployes using their own cars on school business has been fixed by the Seattle school board. Fifteen dollars a month for the first 150 miles and six cents a mile for any travel In excess of that distance was allowed with no allow ance made for travel from home to of fice or schools. Kelso.1 One of a pair of valuable" Alaska blue fox, belonging to C. F. Kletsch, president of the Alaska Blue Fox company, which escaped from a pen in south Kelso, has been killed and the pelt Btolen. The other animal has been recovered. Mr. Kletsch had re ceived an offer of $450 for the pair and the pelt is worth about $125. Centralia. E. C. Flssel, Lewis coun ty coroner, announced Saturday that an autopsy performed on the body of an Infant found a week ago on the banks of the Skookumchuck river, just north of the Centralia city limits', in dicated that the child had been slain The sheriff's office has taken charge of the case, the coroner said. Olympia. Efforts are being made by Washington's delegation In congress to get a measure through this session to permit the construction by the greater Wenatchee reclamation dis trict of an Irrigation pipe line bridge across the Columbia river, according to word received by the state supervi sor of hydraulics, Marvin Chase. Chehalls. The Hill Logging com pany, owned principally by Portland capitalists, and with Chehalls as its principal place of business, has filed a petition In the superior court here to be dissolved. Its properties have all been disposed of and other Interests closed out. C. C. Woodcock Is presl dent and A. F. Flegel is secretary of the company. Olympia. Largest state timber sale In the hlBtory of Washington is sched uled for Tuesday, February 6, with timber of the appraised value of $600,- 416.23 being offered, according to re port of State Land Commissioner Sav ldge. In addition there Is offered $40,- 326.55 worth of uplands and tldelands appraised at $40,264.17. Total ap praised value is $681,006.95. Olympia. Latest development In the fight shaping up for the hydro-electric power rights on the Wynoochee river, in which the city of Aberdeen and the Grays Harbor Railway & Light com pany of Aberdeen are the chief con tenders, is the application of the latter company to the federal power commis sion for rights on the river within the Olympic national forest. Olympia. Lester Brook of Olympia, who lives at the Woodcrest- apart ments, was taken to Chehalls Satur day under arrest, charged with being Implicated In the holdup near Doty on Thursday night, In which a section gang was robbed In their bunkhouse by three men. The men were tied, but one of them got loose and opened fire on the robbers, who fled with about $40 in cash, two watches and several revolvers. Vancouver. A proposed new build ing to be erected by the United States bureau of roads on the military res ervatlon south of Fifth street will cut off a corner of the old Hudson bay stockade site, according to recent sur vey made by officers of the post. memorial has been presented to con gress asking that an appropriation be made to restore the old stockade In the original form by 1925, when the cen tenary of the settlement of Vancouver will be celebrated. BATTCRIES $10 urana Avenue, rnone, East 101)0. PORTLAND. OREGON Love of Argument. "Why Is betting an almost exclu sively masculine habit?" an exchange Inquires, and a cynical correspondent answers: "Men choose betting as a means of stopping an argument; wom en never want an argument stopped." Boston Transcript. . Progress. The man who Is ready to give pledge that the opinion he will hold tomorrow will be precisely the opinion he holds today has either thought very little, or to little purpose, or has resolved to quit thinking altogether. Helen Hunt Jackson. The Nuisance In the Triangle. A Georgia judge says the only sate "triangle" for a man to get mixed up with Is a wife, a pipe and a dog. That's all right, and we tried it out once, but for the Bake of peace we had to get rid of the dog. Detroit Free Press. Opinion Held by Too Many. Something ought to be done about everything," said an Ironic philosopher.- But what accounts for so many thinking they are Hamlets and ex claiming with him : "The time is out of joint. O, .cursed spite, that I was born to set it right." Two Kinds of Polygons. A portion of a plane bounded by a broken line is called a polygon, or, in other words a many-sided figure. A polygon that has all its sides and all its angles equal is known as a regular polygon. Triangles, squares, hexagons, etc., are polygons. ' Why, of Course. A young woman in distress writes: "We sent out sixty wedding invita tions and only nine presents have been received. What shall we do?" How unresourceful you young people arel Get busy and rush out a follow-up let ter. Exchange. Tends Toward Development. To1 he thrown on one's own re sources is to be cast on the very lap of fortune; for our faculties undergo a development, and display an energy of which they were previously unsus ceptible. Franklin. Not Able to Function. Chivalry may not be dead, but there are times In elevators, trolley, cars and other places of public resort when It appears to he in a comatose condition. , Near East Folk Lore. In the Near East among people who have little book learning folk lore has wide circulation. It came down through many generations and the proverbs gathered in the centuries re flect much of the ancient philosophy and cynicism of the Orient. It Can't Be Done. Because one has seen a hundred of the parades, celebrations and great doings of life, he should not belittle them and discourage those who have seen but few; anyway, he can't. Stray Bits of Wisdom. Every day Is a gift I receive from heaven; let us enjoy today that which it bestows on me. It belongs not more to the young than to me, and tomorrow belongs to no one. Mancrolx. Things Men Like. What is back of all these acquaint ance stunts, the smile and laughter- provoking games, and this everlasting singing? Men like stunts, men like to play, men like to smile and laugh, and men like to sing. Joseph A. Turner. ' i The English Language. The English language is said to con sist of 700,000 words, but nearly half are either obsolete or scientific, sel dom used in conversation. It has beon calculated that nine-tenths of our words are of Saxon origin. Fighting Rats In London Subways. Rats are fought relentlessly on London's underground railway; when one Is seen special rat catchers are sent after it. The rats eome out for the grease on the rails. London An swers. la needed In every department of house keeping. Equally good for lowc'' ble linen, sheets and pillowcases. j Are You Satisfied? BEHNKR-WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE Is tho biggest, moat perfectly equipped Business Training Hchool In the North west. Kit yourself far a higher position with more money. Permanent positions assured our Graduates. Write for catalog if'ourui anu iambi: Portland. P. N. U. No. 1, 1924