POR TI A NH Jlz" 1 vjim I'M if' Hot and Cold W ater and I'hone in Every Koom. European Plan HOTEL 1 1 ld4sfUiu uii MR. AND MItS. H. M. BRANSON, Proprietors. Tenth and Stark Phone Rrondway 1270. OTEL ALDER Cor. 4th and Alder, Portland, Ore. A Good Job With Steady Work Paper making offers a good opportunity to strong, intelligent, sober men between the ages of 21 and 50 sure pay and steady work. lleals 35c each. Plenty to eat and excellent cooking. Company hotel. Supply beds 25c, 30c and 40c. Free hot and cold baths tubs and showers. Worthy, faithful employees have good chance for advancement. Positions given free on application you pay no fee for your job. Employment Office at Camas, Washington and 209 Commonwealth Bldg., Port land, Oregon. Crown Willamette Paper Co. .EVAN G. HOUSEMAN Osteopathic Physician. Electronic Method of ABRAMS Phone Main 2963. 3!W'a Yamhill at Tenth, Portland, Ore Cascara Bark We are one of the largest buyeri of Cascura Baric in the world. Portland' Hide & Wool Co. 106 UNION AVENUE NORTH, PORTLAND, OREQON. Brunch at Pocatello, Idaho Write for Prices and Shipping Tags. Patent Attorney1 r MECHANICAL ENGINEER Protect tlmt Idea with a United States Pfitent. Others have made fortunes out of Valents. Why not you ( Thomas Bilyeu, 202 Stevens Bictg., romana, ure. WRITE today tor my free book on the proper treatment of Piles. My non-surgical treatment Is GUARANTEED to positively and permanently cure you. DUTCH AS. J DEAN 2ND AND MORRISON PORTIAND.ORECON M f N T I (IN1' 7 H IV UAHt. W WMtN ivm i in j Clerical Irony. An old preacher when asked by a young one the best way to teach the Ten Commandments, replied: "If your congregation is poor, teach them as commands; i middle-class, as re quests; and if rich, as recommenda tions." Boston Transcript. And It Will Be Final. "Tho automobile driver who depends on his horn to clear the track for him," says the old citizen of Little Lot, "one of those days will have a short argument with a railway train at a grade crossing." Youth's Com panion. ' Making Iron Valuable. Raw materials become more valu able as they go through manufactur ing processes. Pig iron worth a few dollars a ton, when made into piano wire is worth $50,000, and into hair springs, $500,000 a ton. Distribution of Population. There would be about nine people to the square mile if the entire popu lation of the world were distributed equally over the earth's total surface area of about 55,255,000 square miles. Business With Pleasure. "There's nothing like combining business with pleasure," said the tailor's daughter as she lovingly wrecked the crease in her lover's trousers. Penn State Froth. Beggars Overrun New York. New York city is known as a beg gars' paradise and it is estimated that between 6,000 and 8,000 professional mendicants make that city their home. About 10 per cent are said to bo women. Practical Advice. "My boy," counseled his eccentric old uncle, "always strive to be at the top of the heap especially If you are in a game of football." , Z Lui, .iimmw OFFERS A MARKET F0R YOUR PRODUCE Portland, Orefion VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLAYS Complete Change Saturday. Adults, Week day Matinee, 20c; Evening!, 8c. Continu ous 1 to 11 p. m. Children 10 cent! all timea. Shipherd's Mineral Springs HAROLD BAIN, Manager Canon, Washington An Ideal Winter Resort. Special Winter Rates. Routes S. P. & S. Local from Portland to Car son, Wash. By Auto to Cascade Locks via Co lumbia Highway. By Auto via the North Bank Highway. Hotel American Plan, Modern Hotel Accommodations. Baths Hot Mineral Baths: Cure for Rheumatism, Liver, Kidney and Stomach Troubles; Skin Diseases. Hunting and Fishing. i Comfortable Accommodation at Moderate Prices MORRIS Free Garaee Portland. Oregon REOPENED AND NEWLY FURNISHED FairneBS, Courtesy, Good Service, European Plan Exclusively. Rates S1.00, $1.50 and S2.00. Most Central Hotel in Portland. FRED SMITH, Mgr. INFORMATION , DEPARTMENT PLEATING SPECIAL Cut, senm, hem and machine ok nanta pluat Bkirts ready for band. 00 Cents Hemstitching, picoting and tucking. EASTERN NOVELTY Ml'O. CO, 85 Fifth St, Portland, Ore. ATTENTION LADIES Sanitary Beauty Parlors We fix you up, we make all kinds of Hair Goods of your combings. Join our School of Beauty Culture. 400 to 411 Dekum Bldg,, Phone Broadway tlJU2, Portland, uregon, BRAZING, WELDING & CUTTING Northwest Welding & Supply Co., 88 1st St. CUT PLOWESS & FLORAL DESIGNS Clarke Bros., Florists, 287 Morrison St. MOLER BARBER COLLEGE Teaches trade In 8 weeka. Some pay while learning. Positions Becured. Write for catalogue. 234 Burnslde street, Port land, Oregon. FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS Commercial Iron Works, 7th and Madison, FOOT CORRECTIONIST Featherweight Arch Supports made to order, J. u. xryzeiaar, via Portland, Ore. Pittock Block, PERSONAL Marry if Lonely; most successful "Home Maker"; hundreds rich; confidential; reli able; years experience; descriptions free, "The Successful Club," Mrs. Nash, Box 656, Oakland, California. Wedding Bouquets and Funeral Pieces Lubliner Florists, 848 Morrison St. MONUMENTS E. 3d and Pine Sts, Otto Schumann Granite & Marble Works. GLASSES WILL SAVE YOUR EYES Expert fitting at lowest prices. Glasses In all styles. Lenses duplicated from broken pieces. Mall in your broken glasses. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dr. A. E. Hurwitz, 223 First St., Portland. New England's Sunken River. Off the coasts of Maine and New Hampshire there is a large sunken river. The former land of these re gions extends for several hundred miles beneath the sea. The present rivers are the headwaters of 'a for mer stream whose channel is revealed by soundings. Fish at Play. Fish play games Just like other creatures. It is common to see a fish in an aquarium pick up a small stone and swim about with it in its mouth. It will drop it and pick it up again. Inhabitants of the sea do the same with shells". Handy Little Article. They are thoroughly up-to-date out in the great wild and woolly. At any rate, we read in a western exchange: "Pistol showers for prospective brides are the latest thing in Cali fornia." Boston Transcript. Frosting Light Bulbs. Make a strong solution of alum In water and dip the bulbs into it, allow ing the alum to crystallize on the glass. The solution may be colored with various dyes to give a more pleasing effect. Wanderings of a Dollar Bill. A traced dollar bill sent out In Chicago changed hands 31 times in two weeks about the only place un visited being a church. Saginaw News-Courier. ' Life. Man is miserable until be gets some thing that isn't good for him, and it makes him so happy that he gets down-right miserable wishing he didn't have it. Uncle Eben'i Idea of Friendship "Friendship," said Uncle Eben, "de pends on1 memory. A good friend re members yon merits an' fohglts yoh faults." Washington Evening Star. Love and lice May By JESSIE DOUGLAS St.. by alcClurt Newspaper Syndicate.) Alice saw him coming down the plat form toward her. She would have known him anywhere, the way he car ried his dark head, the humorous glint In his brown eyes, the sudden smile that showed his very white teeth. She wondered whether she could avoid him. "Why, Alice May ! I haven't seen you for a blue moop I" he cried, drop ping his bag and taking her little gloved hand in his. "A blue moon four years old," she answered. Then she could have bitten out her tongue for admitting It. What are you doing here?" Billy Rogers asked with that engaging way of his. "I live here now." "Oh, yes. You're married, of course?" "Yes," she answered. Crimson swept over her cheeks. In that moment she had covered over all the hurt of four years of re membrance with a "yes." Somehow she could not have Billy pity her, have him think that she still remembered "And how is your wife?" Alice May asked. "Oh, very well," Billy answered a.b ruptly. He turned to her with his old eager way. "I want to hear all about you. I've got to wait here for two hours for the next train. You couldn't you wouldn't that Is, would you have tea with me?" "My my husband Is very broad- minded, but what about your wife?" Alice asked quickly. "Oh, my wife's heard all about you, She'd be glad," he answered. They wolked up the main street to gether, Alice hot and cold In turns at the monstrosity of the lie she had told And yet at the moment It had seemed the only way to save her pride, the only way to be on equal terms with Billy again. For she wanted to hear about him, what he did, what he thought, what he felt. Surely It would be no disloy alty to the woman Billy loved his wife to spend just two hours with him on their old terms of comradeship and understanding. Alice looked up at him shyly. How good he was to look at I She liked the seriousness of those brown eyes, the clean-cut mouth, the brown cheeks, even the way his hair grew. He smiled down at her suddenly, "Where are you taking me, Alice May?" "Here," she said. "Here" was a tea shop with crispy fresh dotted swlss curtains at the win dow, and once they had pushed open the door Billy cried, "How jolly I" It had a wide, white fireplace with shining andirons, oval rag rugs, spinning wheel and round tubles with a pot of primroses or wild violets cen tering each. They chose a table by the window, and Alice watched Billy shrug out of his coat with that old familiar gesture and fling himself down In the settle beside her. "I believe," he said with that glint of humor In his eyes, "that you brought me here because you knew how becom ing it was to you I" It was becoming to Alice. The neu tral-colored walls, the pleasant old time furniture, seemed to be her back ground. She was not exactly pretty, but something more than pretty. "Alice May," Billy said thoughtfully, when their tea and crumpets and mar malade had been brought and Alice poured with that dainty precision of hers, "I want to know all about that house of yours and those chubby- cheeked children I" She blushed again. "Yes, two lumps; how did you re member? I know you have sunny rooms and that flowered stuff beside the windows and a piano overflowing with music and flowers everywhere now, haven't you? And two rosy youngsters in what-do-you-call-'ems I' "I'll tell you all about tlmt," she said quickly, "but first I want to know all about you! How's your work and and your wife?" "Oh, my work?" his eyes lighted up, "I'm going down to Mexico shortly. Think of It, Alice May the adventure putting a new bridge across the wilderness. A company's sending me down there, but it's at my own risk, I'm keen about it " he stopped, "There, I'm boring you to death." "And your wife?" Alice persisted. He stirred his tea absently and for got to drink it. Alice knew all at once that he wasn't happy, that this woman who had married him was not the woman for him. She hated her in that moment. She thought suddenly of her friend ship and Billy's. They had walked and skated, danced and teased each other. They had exchanged books and opinions ; Alice had made chatlng-dlsh suppers and Billy had brought her rib bon-looped boxes of candies. Yet strangely enough they had never verged on love making. 5 Alice knew she could never forget as long aa she lived the night Billy had told ber he was being sent to Alaska. ' "Think of the adventure of it, Alice May I" i But she had only thought of the loneliness of It. She had smiled to him bravely enough, told him how glad she was until she had seen his train pull out of the station. And his letters that had began so lengthy had finally stopped altogether. And then she had heard he was married. "What are you thinking of, Alice May?" Billy asked, breaking into her thoughts. "I am thinking," said Alice softly, that if you're going to get that train you'd better begin to go for It I" And you haven't told me about your husband and those two kids?" he said a little wistfully. ' ' ' "Would you really like to know?" she asked. "I'd like to know anything about you," he answered. His voice sent her heart beat hurry ing. She stood up and gathered up her gloves. The waitress, coming to look for her tip, observed with gratifi cation that the tip was large and the crumpets untouched. There wasn't any use of pretending any longer. Alice realized how weak she had been to come with him. She loved him still, she always would, and now she would have to begin all over again to put him out of her thoughts. Hello, Miss Hill," a little girl called as they came out of the tearoom, "did pass my zaminatlon in geography?" "I'll tell you Monday," Alice Hill answered. A furious crimson swept over her white cheeks. Billy Rogers stopped still. "What does she mean? Why did she call you Miss Hill? Are you still teaching?" "Yes, I am teaching. And I'm not married. And I never will be" her voice caught in a little ob "und now will you let me go, Billy Rogers?" He caught her hand and tucked It Into his arm and his voice was some thing she could never forget. "Let you go now that I've found you again? Pn yon think I'm crazy, Alice May LUU? I'm going to take you off with me now to Mexico. We'll be married this afternoon by the little preacher In the town where we used to live" Alice tried to draw her arm away. "But your wife?" she whispered. "My wife and your husbund belong In the same boat. They were both made up on the spur of the moment at least my wife was." "But are you sure," Alice persisted, "that you want me?" "And why, if I didn't, did I stop off at Hilly Center on my way to Mexico?" But, after all, it wasn't his words that silenced her, but the kiss he gave her behind the dreary waiting room, when she forgot everything but that she loved him, too. EACH FLOWER HAS PURPOSE Many Peoples Are Intensely Supersti tious About Uses to Which They Shall Be Put The Japanese are very superstitions about many flowers, and will have none of them. The orchid, gentian, daphne and azalla, are utterly pro hibited for felicitous occasions. There is also with them an aristocracy of flowers most sharply defined. The Iris is of princely dignity, but because of its purple color must not be used for weddings. Some flowers in themselves are regarded as being of ill-omen. Such Is the camellia, for Instance, which Is neglected because Its red blossoms fall oft whole In a manner which reminds the Japanese of de capitated heads. In Mexico the Indian carnation bears the name of the flower of tho dead, and when a virgin dies It is customary for a young woman to carry a gar land of flowers and sweet herbs in front of the coffin. The high priest of the andent Mexicans gave aloe leaves, traced over with sacred charac ters, to people going among volcanoes, to protect them from the incident dangers. In China the peony Is regarded with superstitious reference and pride. The natives of Samoa, in order to se cure the admission of a daparted spirit to the Joys of their paradise, wreathe the head of the corpse with flowers. Prodigals. William IL Allen writes in "Civics and Health": The man who Is prodigal of his health may work along all right for years, never realizing until the test comes that he is running behind In his vitality. The test may be hard times, promotion, exposure to cold, heat, fever or a sudden call for all his con trol In avoiding accident. His career may be ruined, because of no health bank account to draw upon in tlmo of need; because of vitality depleted by alcohol, tobacco, overeating, undcr exerclse or too little sleep. Critical Criticism, The young editor had Just. founded a new magazine one of those highbrow things with pale gray covers and uncut pages and was eager for applause. "What do you think of it?" he asked the celebrated literary critic to whom he took a copy for examination. "Well," replied the other, wearily, but warily, "the stuff you rejected must certainly have been rotten." American Legion Weekly. Modeit. "Alexander wanted to conquer the f, world." "I have done that," said the popular movie actress. "What I would like now would be for the constellations to iarrange themselves so as to spell out my name In theisky." Louisville Courier-Journal, j Something to Think About By F. A. WALKER BEING NEIGHBORLY ntHE first and final requisite of civil Izatlon Is that the people shall be neighborly. There is no better remedy for temperamental indigestion than good-fellowship nothing so productive Of amity between Individuals and na tions. When neighbors call to one another from opposite doorways they are un consciously strewing the rough path of life with flowers, making the home atmosphere brighter and easing one another's burdens. The wealth of the world cannot buy such friendliness. Such civility as this usually emanates from the middle classes wito compose the great majority. They sing at their work, accept their position in society with complacency. Among such people the destitute never starve nor remain unattended in illness. The women folk, besides keeping their homes neat as lilies, mend cloth ing, darn stockings, and as likely as not make their own dresses, If they find by so doing they can save a lltttle money to help in sending their Wil liams to college and their Marys, who have wonderful voices, to the con servatory of music. And the husky men build barns, dig ditches, plant gardens, prune trees, flght potato bug3 and crank up their automobiles with punctilious regular ity for a family ride. Bridge parties and five o'clock teas are not so popular with ihem. They prefer neighborly confrater nities, the great outdoors, the buds nnd blooms, the lovely scents of earth and air, where their Joy can gush out without restraint. They are not human counterfeits. They admit their frailties, but if you will observe them closely, you will discover that their redeeming quali ties, which sweeten their cares, are far in excess of their faults. For that matter, If you turn to them In trouble you will find their kindly deeds and encouraging words, hand-m-hana. Comfortably happy themselves, they delight In giving happiness to others. Their souls are awake to the growing need of a friendlier relation, a closer alliance and a stronger bond of sym pathy among the various sons of men, whose greater troubles come from not being neighborly. Even If we regard such concord as no more than a sort of primitive friendship, it has in it divine princi ples of excellence which neither querist nor analyst can argue away. . , (, 1923, by McClure Newapaper Syndloate.) Oh, lite is full of piffling things Of frayed ends and knotted strings. Tho garment we live in, in much, ail w make It, So cam for it, nourish It, keep It fit. Helen HunnewelL COOLING DISHES EXTREMELY hot weather Is usual ly our lot at this season, so we need food that appeals, is nu tritious without being too great a tax on the digestion. Melon Ice Basket. Remove the edible part of a canta loupe, leaving the melon in basket shape. To three pints of the pulp auu one and one-half cupfuls of sugar and the juice of live lemons. Press througll a sieve and freeze, serve in the melon basket, garnish with cher ries or with Canton ginger. Place each basket on a grape leaf or any pretty green leaf from the garden. Cucumber leaves will be appropriate. Peach Delight. Take a quart of ripe peaches, cut fine and put through a sieve. Boil two cupfuls of sugar and two cupfuls of water for ten minutes; add the peaches, a tablespoonful of lemon juice and the unbeaten whites of three eggs. Freeze, as usual. Nougat Ice Cream. Make a custard, using five eggs, a cupful of sugar, three cupfuls of milk, one-fourth of a teaspoonful of salt; cook and cool. Add one-third or a cupful each of chopped pistachio nuts, filberts and almond meats. Freeze. Marshmallow Pudding. Cut half a cupful of walnut meats into bits, quarter a half-pound of marshmallow and cut Into bits one fourth of a cupful of maraschino cher ries. Heat one cupful of heavy cream, fold in two tublespoonfuls of pow dered sugar, one-half teaspoonful of vanilla, and a pinch of salt. Now add the nuts and cherries, mold and pack in lee. Raspberry Surprise. Crush a cupful of raspberries, sweet en with sugar to taste, fold Into a heavy whipped cream and pour into a cake shell. Use a pound cuke, cut off the top, scoop out the crumbs and fill the cavity with the raspberry and cream mixture, adding gelatin if it Is to stand any time, cover wun ma top piece and serve at the table. X923, Western Newspaper Union.) Only fifteen states definitely forbid marriage between divergent races. , i V V A MAN WHO BECAME FAMOUS Doctor R. V. rierco, whoso plctura appears above, was not only a success ful physician but also a profound student of tho medicinal qualities of Naturo's remedies, roots and herbs, and by closo observation of tho methods used by the Indians, ho discovered their great remedial qualities, especially for weaknesses of women, and after care ful, preparation succeeded in giving ta tlio world a remedy which has beeu used by women with the best results fur half a century. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Proscription Is still in great demand, ,vhi!o many Other so called "euro-alls '-; p-..)0 mid f.tnx T:o reason for . j phenomenal success is beuauoO oi i' ! abs.iliito purity, and Dr. Pierce's high standing as an honored citizen of liullalo is a guarantee of all that is claimed for tho Favorito Prescription as a regulator for tho IIIj peculiar to women. Send 10c. for trial pkg. to Dr. Pierce's Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. Damage by Forest Fires. Most forest streams are slightly acid a condition known to bo well adapted to trout but forest fires often cause a deposit of ash which givos the streams an alkaline quality most destructive to fish life. Enjoyment In Employment. The crowning fortuno of a man is (o be born to somo pursuit which finds him employment and happiness, whether it be to make baskets, or broadswords, or canals, or statues, or songs.---Emerson. , "The Root of All Evil." love of money," said Uncle "is de root of all evil. Jes' de we keeps rootin' harder fob dan we does foh football." "De Eben, ' same, money Washington Evening Star. Hard Life of Unmarried Girl. In Papua, the unmarried woman lives in a tree high above the other natives, in a shaky little hut made from bamboo. Wrinkles and "Wrinkles." "By the time a woman has reached middle age slia has picked up a good many wrinkles," says an exchange. Among them being some which enable her to hide the others. Just Like the Men. London doctor now comes forward with the cheerless news that women are too weak for housework. Well, the men are not strong for it, either. Philadelphia Inquirer. At the Afternoon Tea. Mrs. Nowlygllt (to daughter) "Jano, dear! Sing the song the French professor chargod $50 an hour to teach you!" Wonderful Fiber of Silk. Silk furnishes tho longest continu ous fiber known. One cocoon has been known to yield nearly threo fourths of a 'mile. Take it home to the kids. Have a packet in your pocket for an ever-;eady treat. t. delicious conies- lion and an aid to the teeth, appetite, digesticn. is needed In every department of houe kcepina. Equnlly good lor toweU.table linen, iheete and pillow emu. Crixm --Sealcd in its V.J - Are You Satisfied? K&Eki In the blpgest, most perfectly equipped BimlneflH Training K'-hool in the North went Fit youinelf for a higher position with more money. Permanent pualtloui asHiired our Crucliiatcs Write for catalog fcourtu anu lumlil. Pnrllnnjl P. N. U. NO. 36, 1923