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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 30, 1923)
PHRTl AIMH OFFERS A MARKET lUlVILinL FOR YOUR PRODUCE m JmMntkt at yamhill JJ Portlnnd, Oregon VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLAYfl Complete Chang Saturday, Adulti, Week day Matinee, 20c; Kveniugi, 89c. Con tin u oui 1 to 11 p. m. Children 10 centi all timet. Shipherd's Mineral Springs HAROLD BAIN, Manager Canon, Washington An Ideal Winter Retort, Special Winter Rates, Routei S. P. & 8. Local from Portland to Car son, Wash. By Auto to Cascade Locks via Co lumbia Highway, By Auto via the North Hank Highway. Hotel American Plan, Modern Hotel Accommodations. Bathe Hot Mineral Baths: Cure for liheuhiatlsm, Liver, Kidney and Stomach. Troubles; Kkln Diseases, Hunting and Fishing. Hot and Cold Water and Phone In Every Koom. Comfortable Accommodation at Moderate Prices European Plan HOTEL MORRIS Free Garage Phone Brorulwny 1270. MR. AND MUS. H. M. B HANSON, Proprietors. Tnth unit Stark Portland, Orejron HOTEL ALDER Cor, 4th and Alder, Portland, Ore, KEOI'liNKD AND NEWLY FURNISHED Fairness, Courtesy, Good Service, European Plan Exclusively. Rate! (1.00, (1.50 and $2.00, Moat Central Hotel in Portland. FRED SMITH, Mgr. A Good Job With Steady Work Paper making offers a good opportunity to strong, intelligent, sober men between the ages of 21 and 50 sure pay and steady work. Meals 35c each. Plenty to eat and excellent cooking. Company hotel. Supply beds 25c, 30c and 40c. Pree hot and cold baths tubs and showers. Worthy, faithful employees have good chance for advancement. Positions given free on application you pay no fee for your job. Employment Office at Camas, Washington and 209 Commonwealth Bldg., Port land, Oregon. Crown Willamette Paper Co. Cascara Bark We are one of the largest tmyeri of Cascura Bark in the world. Portland Hide & Wool Co. 106 UNION AVENUE NORTH, PORTLAND, OREGON. Brunch ut 1'ocatello, Idaho 4 Write for Prices and Shipping Tags. GLASSES WILL SAVE YOUK EYES Kxpert fitting at lowest prices. Glasses in all styles. Lenses duplicated from broken pieces. Mail in your broken glasses. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dr. A. K. Hiirwltz, 223 First St., Portland. PATENT ATTORNEYneer Protect that Idea with a United States Patent. Others have made fortunes out of Patents. Whynotyout Thomas Bilyeu, 202 Stevens Bldg., Portland, Ore. WRITE today for my free book on the proper treatment of Piles. My non-surgical treatment Is GUARANTEED to positively and permanently cure you. DR CHAS. J. DEAN 2ND AND MORRISON PORTLAND, OREGON Mf NT ION1" THIS PAPER WHEN WRITING INFORMATION DEPARTMENT PLEATING SPECIAL Cut, seam, hem and machine g5 C6IltS pii-a, bah in icwuj iui uauu. Hemstitching, picotintr and tucking. EASTERN NOVELTY MTU. CD. 85 Fifth St. Portland, Ore, ATTENTION LADIES Sanitary Beauty Parlors we fix you up, we make all kinds of Hair Goods of your combines. Join our School of Beauty Uulture. 400 to 414 Dekum Bldg., Phone Broadway 6B0Z, Portland, Oregon. BRAZING. WELDING Jl CUTTING Northwest Welding & Supply uo., bo let Bt, CUT FLOWERS & FLORAL DESIGNS Clarke Bros.. Florists, 287 Morrison Bt. MOLE R B A R B E R COLLEGE Teachea trade In 8 weeks. Some pay while learning. Positions secured. Write for catalogue. 234 Bumside street, Port' land, Oregon. FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS Commercial Iron Works, 7th and Madison. FOOT CORRECTIONIST Featherweight Arch Supports made order. J. E. Tryzelaar, 61 Plttock Block, Portland, ore. PERSONAL Marry if Lonely; most successful "Home Maker": hundreds rich: confidential; reli- able; years experience; descriptions free, "The Successful Club," Mr. Nash, Box 656, Oakland, California. Wedding Bouquets and Funeral Pieces Lubliner Florists, 848 Morrison St. MONUMENTS E. 3d and Pine Sts. Otto Schumann Granite & Marble Works. Avoid Idea of Fear. There is nothing so ingenious as fear; it is even more ingenious than hatred, especially when its concern is with the preservation of money. Eayle St. John. Art and Bunk. "Art is bunk," says a learned col lege professor. We think he has been misquoted. The great truth he must have meant to enunciate is that "Bunk is an art." Idler's Time Always Occupied. Leisure will always be found by per sons who know how to employ their time; those who want time are the people who do nothing Mine. Roland. Anticipating the Worst. A California boy dislocated his neck while vigorously washing it. If he dis located his neck while washing it him self, what would have happened to him if he had let his mother carry out her threat to wash it right? Heavy Babies. Babies weighing 20 pounds at birth are by no means uncommon, and in stances are recorded from time time of this weight being exceeded: sometimes very considerably. Water Strength Measured. By actual experiments it has been ascertained that the explosive power of a sphere of water only one inch in diameter is sufficient to burst a brass vessel having a resisting power of 27,000 pounds. I Ushered Right I Into Life I 1 By RUBY DOUGLAS I Worth Thinking Over. Half the misery of human life might be extinguished, would men al leviate the general curse they lie un der, by mutual offices of compassion, benevolence and humanity. Addison. Now Beyond Care. Little Joan (saying her prayers) An' make me a good girl at least you needn't really bother, 'cos I'm a Girl Guide now! London Opinion. Window Boxes. If you whitewash the Inside of your wooden window boxes before putting in the plants you will prevent insects and also preserve the box. Some Are Just Spoiled. "Men," mused Mr. Meekins, "men are just like eggs they're fresh, rot ten and hard-boiled." Richmond Times-Dispatch. Both Rich and Poor Have Problems Life is an external mess: The rich man has his twin sixes and the poor man his six twins. North Carolina Boll Weevil. Value of Clothes A man-without clothes loses his body heat twice as rapidly as one fully dressed, a loosely-woven, material, whether of wool or cotton, being the best safeguard. Find New Wood for Pulp. Australian experimenters have found that satisfactory paper pulp can be made from the wood of several native trees when mixed with other fibrous materials. Packing Pictures. When packing pictures a piece of cork placed at the corners of the frames between each two will prevent them from rubbing and avoid break- Thought for the Day. It Is an overworked faith that puts a nickel in the collection plate on Sunday and expects a crown of gold as interest. Poser for the "Cop." Dear Old Lady Pardon me, Mr. Po liceman, but have you seen any pick pockets around here with a handker chief marked "Susan "Yale Record Human Nature. "One's faults and habits are one's children," observes a writer. Jusso! And like real parents we are prone to believe that our "children" are not so bad as our neighbors'. Boston Transcript. 1 by MaClure Newnpaper ttynulcau.) Ed Cranston was spending a few days of his leave of absence from the academy at Annapolis In seeing the plays he had been reading about all winter. Next yeur lie would be at sea and this was his last opportunity to see some of the good productions offered from the stage. None of his classmutes happened to be with him and he could not think of the address of a single girl in town. Otherwise be would not have gone to the theater alone. He managed to get a single seat on the center aisle pretty well down In front. He took off his overcoat and hat and wus standing waiting for the usher to take him to his seat. As he stood In the seml-durkness of the back of the theater, he saw a beautiful face coming toward him up the aisle, His eyes bad traveled no further than the girl's face so that when she stood before him clad in the Quaker gray uniform of the the ter's ushers and wus repeating "Check please," he came hastily to himself and apologized all the way down to his seat. Unfortunately, the seuts In front of him were nearly all occupied and only twice did the girl need to pass him to show patrons to their places. As often as he dared, before the curtain rose, he looked back to get a glimpse of her as she deftly wound her way In and out among the hurrying seat-seekers. "Bowled over In my last year," he admitted, weakly, as he turned with a secondary Interest to his program. She had given him the leaflet, appar ently, though he had forgotten that detail in the wonder of the moment. Cranston thought he had never seen so stupid nor so long drawn out an act as the first setting of the play.' The house was dark; he had no excuse to turn around; he did not know where she was. At last the curtain descended and the lights came on. Leaving his coat In the seat, he took his hat and walked back to the promenade aisle. As he brushed through a group of men he came suddenly upon the lovely usher. His eyes caught and held hers for an Instant, not knowing why he had come back there, he wandered aimlessly up and down. Suddenly he discovered that the young woman was passing glasses of Ice water, held In a rack, to the per sons seated. He hastened to his seat In order to be there when she should be so kind as to offer him a drink. As he almost dashed to his seat It occurred to him that he was acting far -more nearly like a plebe than an upper classman. It occurred to him, also, that In and about Annapolis, that part of the South so famed for Its beautiful women, he had never seen a girl one-half so lovely as this simple uniformed usher whom he did not know. "Oh thank you thank you," he was saying as he took a glass from the rack. She must think him stupid, In deed. She stood very close to him as she reached over to pass the water to others In the aisle beyond htm. "May I help you?" he asked ns he collected the empty cups and handed them to her. She flashed him a won drous smile a smile that promised to make the second act even duller than the first had seemed. Darkness again. ' Cranston snt Ir ritably watching the actors walk stu pidly across the stage and utter bits of dialogue meant, no doubt, to thicken the plot of the play. The heroine seemed clumsy as he thought of the graceful girl In gray sitting some where In the back of that endless crowd. When the curtain went down on the big scene, the big moment of the play, and the audience called the play ers back again and again, he looked at the enthusiasts as If they were "fit for nothing but a madhouse. They were keeping the house dark; they were keeping the girl out of his sight. "I've always said that just around the most unexpected corner of life I was going to find the greatest thing In the world," he remembered saying to himself as he strode back to get a glimpse of her. He almost ran Into her as she emerged with her rack of water cups. "I'm sorry," he said, boning, hum bly. "Don't be please," she replied, laughingly. What a voice! Cranston knew she was the girl when he had heard her voice. He felt that It had a southern Intonation, even though he had heard her utter none of the tell-tale words. During the third and last act he did not even see the stage. He was won dering how he was going to meet that girl meet her properly and wait for the proper moment In which to tell her how completely and wholly she had, in one short walk up theater aisle toward him, crept Into his heart, He left the theater with only one other glimpse of her as she hurried away with two other girls, after hav ing changed her uniform and donned a big, warm coat and a gray, becom ing hat. At dinner, picked up in a chop house, he was disconsolate. He walked the streets until 8 o'clock, when he found his way back to the same the ater and bought a Beat in the same section of the house. Then It occurred to him that perhaps she was only on day duty. Surely such a lovely youni woman could not be out at night alone Ills heart skipped a beut when hi beheld her aud ouce mure heard bei ask for his check. She looked at hlo oddly. "You must have enjoyed tin play," she ventured as she buHded hla back his check at the seat entrance. "Oh ys. No I really didu'i quite grasp It this afternoon," he stain niered. Then she did scrutinize htm. Then was nothing to grasp in that play. A baby could have understood It. Even at the night performance h watched the girl far more than tlx stage and she seemed to be Interested In him either curiously or otherwise he could not tell which. At the beginning of the third act h did not take his seat again. He stood at the back. She, too, was standing. "I wonder," he found himself saying, as they stood by the rail together, wonder If you know any of the upper classmen at the Naval academy thli year?" The girl's face lighted up. "Do I?' she gasped. "I should pretty nearly think I did. My very biggest, grandest cousin Bob Tremaln is " "Never Bob Tremaln the old Vir ginia rascal. Is he your cousin?" The girl nodded. "My name is Babs Tremaln ills is Bob. I'm crazy about him and so proud of him. He's asked me for the bop." That was all Cranston needed. "I'll see your card before you arrive and you won't mind if I take a good many dances, will you?" he asked. "My name Is Cranston, Ed Cranston. Write to Bob about me and get my creden tials' "I don't need a man's credentials any more. I've been out on my own so long now, earning my living and being knocked about a bit, I pretty nearly know a man when I see him." "Then I shall hope and be pa tient," he said. "I do wont us to be properly stalled on what looks to me like a very prlmrosy path." She looked at him and laughed. "It does look pretty even to me. I'll be at the hop, so don't be afraid of your dances." . He wanted to shake hands. He wanted to take her home. . But ha knew that the right way was to wait, And. he waited. "You ushered me right Into life, Babs," he told her after the hop. i STATE NEWS t ! IN BRIEF. Salem. The new maternity unit of the Salem Deaconess hospital was dedicated here Sunday afternoon. Salem. More advertising Is the need of Oregon if its fruit industry is to Bucceed, according to a decision reached by officials of the Northwest Packers' association, at a meeting held here Saturday. Pendleton. Fred D. Entermiller, Poland China hog breeder of Baker, has been engaged to judge in the hog division of the Hermiston dairy and hog show, according to George Strohm, president of the show asso ciation. Salem. Linn . B. Jones, representa tive in the legislature from Clackamas county, was arrested here Sunday night for driving his car on the wrong side of the street, and not having proper lights, Mr. Jones posted $10 bail to insure his appearance in court here. TREASURE WAITS FOR FINDER hum After ' sEveryMeal Have a packet in your : pocket for ever-ready : refreshment. Aids digestion. Allays thirst. Soothes the throat. For Quality, Flavor and tho Sealed Package, it Ark 1 17JT i Much Wealth Awaits Fortunate Dis coverers of Valuables Concealed During Stress of War. The United States has three great treasure areas which owe their origin to war. The first Is territory through which Sherman passed on his march to the sea. People along the line burled their money and valuables to keep them from the invaders, but after the Union soldiers had passed the havoc had been so great that many land marks were obliterated and the own ers were never able to recover their property. The second area became rich In treasure during the Revolution when Washington turned the tables against the British and took by surprise the rich royalists between New Jersey and Maine. Many of them, finding they had no time to get their treasures safely away, burled them and fled. , In the majority of instances the stuff was not recovered. In the Revolution, and to a large extent In the War of 1812, many Tory families In Maine, New York, New Hampshire and Vermont set out for lower Cnnada and Cape Breton. In many Instances, when pursued by troops or by redskins, or when faced with the great task of crossing the St. Lawrence, thev buried their belong ings. Apparently and Evidently. Apparently means "as judged by appearance, without passing on its reality; as fur ns can be told; seem ingly." Evidently means, "In a man ner to be perceived or understood; obviously; clearly; In a manner to convince the mind; mnnlfestly ; cer tainly." Obviously means "In a man ner to be Immediately evident without reasoning or Investigation ; in a man ner to be plainly and easily perceived; manifestly." A careful study of these definitions shows that there Is less assurance In dicated by the word "apparently" than by either "evidently" or "obviously," and It seems clear, therefore, that the first-named word cannot be used for either of the other terms without a change In the meaning. Difficult Form of Song. The Si-jo is a long and slow process, said by the Koreans to be the most difficult form of song. A drum accom paniment consists merely of a drum beat from time to time as an Indica tion to the vocalist that she has quav ered long enough upon one note. The melanitholy note 'which seems the mo tif of most Oriental music becomes an extreme plalntlveness, due probably to an almost unlimited quavering on one note. The second style of Korean music Is the Ha Ch'l, or popular music, the leading song of the Hn Ch'i being the A-ra-rung of 782 verses. There Is a third style between the classical and popular, but hardly worth mentioning. Love songs are popular. going Feared the Results. Father That fellow you're with Is a bad egg. Daughter I know It. I'd have dropped him long ago IX it weren't for that. i Salem. Reports received at the of fice of the executive department in dicate that the county tax conserva tion commissions, created under a law enacted at the last session of the legislature, are organizing and will be ready to function within the next few weeks. Sheridan. D. C. Kirby, lumber mill operator of the Gooseneck valley, has taken a lease on an industrial site in Sheridan with track frontage with the intention of erecting a planing mill. He is now engaged in hauling lumber from the mill and piling it in readiness for operations. Redmond. The Deschutes county fair will open October 11. Entries for the stock exhibit are coming in daily. One of the features will be the cen- tral Oregon potatoes. The county fair is the outgrowth of what was formerly the central Oregon potato show, which was entirely an exhibition of potatoes. Hood River. Unless the canned pear market of Europe improves and the domestic market for canned pears becomes better, the Hood River can nery, which has just completed a busy season with berries and cherries, will pack no pears this year, according to I. R. Acheson, sales manager of the plant. ' Salem. There were two fatalities in Oregon due to industrial accidents during the week ended August 23, according to a report prepared here by the state industrial accident com mission. The victims were: T. S. Thornston, logger of Silverton, and Edward Fuller, logger , of Klamath Falls. Salem. The Harney county schools boast of an attendance record of 98 per cent during the past year, which is the highest of any county in the state. This was set out in the annual report of the Harney county school superintendent, filed witu the super intendent of public instruction here Saturday. Salem. William Fry, nine-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. Oscar E. Fry, who live in Polk county, three miles. west of Salem, was killed Saturday when he was struck by a hay fork undor which he was playing with his 15-year-old brother. The body was brought to Salem and turned over to the coroner. Vale. Governors, United States senators and representatives from three states and men of prominence in public and private affairs through out the northwest, as well as officials of the federal reclamation service, will participate In making the annual convention of the Oregon irrigation congress, which will be held in Vale, October 3-5, an affair of more than usual interest. Salem. Lincoln county, through G. B. McCluskey, district attorney, has filed with the Oregon public service commission a protest against the pro posal of the Pacific Spruce Northern Railroad company to establish its tracks across a number of county roads. The protest sets out that the crossings are not necessary and if allowed will prove a menace to the traveling public. Salem. State penitentiary officials have completed negotiations for the purchase of a carload of pedigreed flax fibre seed from Ontario, Canada, The seed is guaranteed by the Cana dian government. The Btate makes the purchase for the farmers who are to use it, and the purchase is at their expense. The cost is $3.75 a bushel f. o. b. Ontario, plus $1.68 a 100 pounds freight charges. Salem. To the bankers of Oregon will fall the honor of providing spe cial prizes and entertainment for the sweepstake winners la the boys' and girls' industrial club competition at the state fair this year. Two years ago this honor was accorded the man ufacturers of the state, while last year J. D. Farrell, assistant general manager of the Union Pacific railroad linos and other transportation off! cials, acted as hosts to them. Distinctive Japanese Dress. When women go to buy a dress In Japan they tell the shopkeeper their age, and if they are married or not, because there are special designs for the single and double relations of life, as well as for ages. British Propose Tinted Highways. In England the suggestion baa been made that the public highways be colored by means of some cheap chem ical spray, which would make them less tiring to the eyes of the motor drivers. Red King Rules Persia. The reigning sovereign of Fersla is always called by his subjects The Red King, from the color of his turban. A red turban Is, in Persia, the distin guishing mark of royalty. Goggles Save Tears. By wearing a pair of cheap motorist goggles, such as purchased at a 10 cent store, while grating horseradish or peeling onions, you will have no need to Bhed tearB. To Remove. Chewing Gum. If chewing gum sticks to cotton or woolen dresses, or other garments, rub it with a piece of ice, then clean with a cloth dipped in ammonia water. Both gum and stains will disappear. RicheB Mark Mahomet Tomb. Probably the most costly tomb in existence Is that which was erected to the memory of Mahomet. The diamonds and rubles used In the decorations are worth 115,000,000. Parted at the Altar. English Paper "The Duke of was among those present at the mar riage which, being a mixed one, lasted only a few minutes." Boston Evening Transcript. Honor Belongs to Missouri. The distinction of being the first state to establish, mothers' pensions belongs to Missouri, the law having become effective there In 1911. Indorsed. Says' a writer: "It Ib hard luck to be too good to be appreciated.' have often felt this. Boston script. 1 We Tran- Better Travel Alone. The man who meets trouble half way has a poor companion for tho rest of the journey, Boston Evening Tran script. Fats and Oils Effective in Diet. Fats and oils in the diet are two and one-fouth times more effective than either proteins or carbohydrates as sources of energy. Origin of "Bungalow." "Bungalow" comes from "bonglaw," meaning Bengalese, or built In the style of the BungalB, an East Indian tribe. Milton Reinsberg, ex-president of the World Tire corporation, which fail ed a year ago for $1,500,000, was ar rested in Chicago early Wednesday The specific charges made against him by Assistant State's Attorney Taylor are that ho falsified his books and misrepresented the firm's finan cial condition. used for baby's clothes, will keep them sweet and anowy-wtilte unui worn cm. Try It and seat for yourself. Attrocm Are Yon Satisfied? g.NNsWc.i If) the tilfrgest, most perfectly equipped HuslnexH Training; School In the North west. Fit yourself for a Wither position with more money. Permanent pusltluus assured our (Jrnduates. Write for catalog iJ ourtu anu iuiuhl. Portlnnd, P. N. U. No. 35, 1923