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Write for Pncea and Shipping Tags BRAZING, WELDING & CUTTING Northwest Welding & Supply Co. till 1st St CUT FLOWERS & FLORAL DESIGNS Clarke Bios., Florists, 287 Morrison Bt A REAL FARM IN WALLA WALLA COUNTY For sale. 1840 acres. 1150 cultivated. 160 acres bottom land (alfalfa) irrigated . own water right two miles river front luo acres wneat land 600 acres In Turkey Red wheat. Good improvements good six room house full concrete baHement gravity water system, hot and cold water, bath, toilet, laundry tubs, wood house, bunk house, blacksmith shop and con crete chicken house. Good story-and-half barn for thirty horses. Good well, wind mill and concrete water tank In barn lot granary, large machine shed and hog House. Rural mail delivery and telephone. Farm Is located about 18 miles northwest of Walla Walla. Only six miles to good town hard surface road. Thfs farm Is well adapted for diversified grain and stock farm. Price $40 per acre with one half of hay and share of 500 acres wheat easy terms. Jas. C. Cunningham, Own er, 309-311 Stark Street, Phone Broadway 2161 or Tabor 2727, Portland, Oregon. T WILL guarantee to pen-nan- ently cure your Pilet without operation, anaesthetic, pain or confinement. Write today for my FREE illustrated book which contain! letter from coin of former patients. DR. CHAS. J. DEAN 2ND AND MORRISON PORTIAND.OREGON MENTION1" THIS PAPER WHEN WRITING Use for Cold Potato. If there is no paste on hand for the label you want to put on the trunk or bag rub a cold potato over the back of the paper label and it will stick as firmly as If glued. m 1LEIA DUNGEON IS FILLED WITH MONEY ' Enormous Stock of Surplus Silver Kept In Storage Beneath the Tower of London. Storage for a portion of the enor ' moua surplus of silver coinage has been found in the dungeon beneath . the Wakefield tower of the Tower of " London, says Tit-Bits of that .city. 'Other dungeons will probably be put to the same use. 1 No safer deposit In the world than .the Wakefield tower could possibly be ; found. An armed guard of the Cold stream guards is always on duty there. The silver hoard is inspected at fre quent intervals by officials of the royal mint, who are guarded through out the proceeding by armed police and "beef-eaters," while watch Is kept outside by the garrison majn guard. The Wakefield tower itself contains wealth estimated at hundreds of mil lions. The famous jewel house is lo cated in the tower and there are, In addition to the crown Jewels, Includ REGAINS RESPECT Bigamist Returns to Work In Village Where He Was Sentenced 'o Prison. New York. Alexander Dujat of Corona, former county dark of Queens county, who served time in Sing Sing for bigamy, lias assumed his duties as harbor master at the state barge canal terminal, Long Island City. OFFERS A MARKET FOR YOUR PRODUCE Portland, Oreron VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLAY Complet Changa Saturday. Adult. Matinee, 20c: vninffa, Utfc. Continuuu t to 11 p. m, Children 11) Mnta all time. REOPENED AND NEWLY FURNISHED I Falrneea, Courtesy, Good Service. European Plan i Exclusively. Kateell.UO, 11.50 and t2.uo. Moit Central Hotel in Portland. FRED SMITH, Mar. A mod plaoa to Gat and Live WeU Remarkable 40e luncheon at noon Open 7 a. m. to 2 a. m., 364 Yamhill B use men between ages of 18 and 50. pay 40c per hour as minimun wage, give best of meals at 35c each, supply beds for 25c, 30c and 40c. have FREE hot and cold water baths, advance employees rapidly. INFORMATION DEPARTMENT. ATTENTION LADIES , Sanitary Beauty Parlort We fix you up, we make all kinds of Hair Goods of your combings. Join our School ofBeauty Culture. 400 to 414 Dekum Bldfl., Phono Broadway 6902, Portland, Oregon. FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS Commercial Iron Works, 7th& Madison. FOOT CORRECTIONIST Featherweight Arch Supports made to order. J. E. Tryielaar, 618 Pittock Block, Portland, Ore. PERSONAL Marry If Lonely; most successful "Home Maker"; hundreds rich; confidential; reliable: years experience; description, free. "The Successful Club," Mra, Na,h, BojM,akJandallfornla. ' Wedding Bouquets and Funeral Places LubUner Florists, 14t Morrison St. PLEATING SPECIAL Cut, warn, hem and machine OC ...u pleat akirts ready for band. OJ CCIHS Hemstitching-, picotin? and tucking. EASTERN NOVELTY MFG. CO. 86tt Fifth St. Portland. Ore PATENT ATTORNEY MECHAN&EER Protect that Idea with a United States Patent. Others have made fortunes out of Patents. Why "not you? Thomas Bllyeu, 202 Steve Bldg., Portland, Ore. MONUMENTS E. 3d andPlna Stal Otto Schumann Granite A Marble Works. Wanted! Timber Fallers and Buckers. Contract work. Near Coast. Apply 209 Common wealth building, Port land, Oregon. Pointer for Pew Opener. Retiring Pew-Opener (initiating new one Into his duties) Remember, Mr. Higglns, they are very good Christians here until you show some one else into their pew. London Punch. ing the Star of Africa, cut fmm the famous Cullinan diamond, other pre cious stones. a. The dungeon beneath, where the hoard of unwanted silver reposes, Is below the level of the river. It held Its quota of prisoners when the his tory of the Tower of London wag in the making. She Knew Where She Stood. A widely known Indianapolis speak er had been called by a church work er to speak at the entertainment at her church. "I really can't." she demurred, "I have to leave the city." She thought of another speaker and mentioned her name. "Why not try to get herr she said. "Oh, I did try her," came backtbe answer. "Too were to have been her substitute." A new word In literary circles runs Its course like an epidemic. OF THE PEOPLE When Dujat was released from Sing Sing on August 23, 1919, he expressed confidence In his ability to regain the esteem of those who had known him as the village blacksmith for 30 yeara before he became county clerk, it wag on the eve of his expected renom Ination for that office that he was In dicted and convicted on a charge of having married Miss Edna Marl Young of Corona. STATE NEWSi IN BRIEF. I Zaa AAliAlAA AAAAAAAA iiaa AAA JWW w w v w w w The Dalles. Wasco county's bump er crop of cherries this year will total 650 tons of Royal Annes and 400 tons of black cherries, according to esti mates, McMlnnvllfe. L. W. Riley, presi dent of Llnfleld college, who hag just returned from the east, Sunday night conferred degrees upon thirty-one graduates of the college. Eugene Cherry growers of Lane county have their troubles this year. The crop 18 short and now wild pigeons in some sections of the county, es pecially in the hill orchards, are de vouring what few cherries are on the trees. The loss will be heavy. Corvallls. Fire Friday night totally destroyed a barn and contents belong ing to Jarvey Bullls of this city. Five head of horses and one motor car were among the property destroyed. Salem. The state tax on gasoline and distillate produced a total of J 115, 639.82 in April, according to a state ment prepared here by Sam A. Kozer, secretary of state. This exceeded the revenue from the same source for the preceding month by approximately 25 per cent. Baker. The first carload of ore for the Sumpter smelter, which has re sumed operations, was received at the plant last week. The ore came from the Psyche mine in the Greenhorn district and was loaded on the railroad at Tipton. Another car was at Tipton ready for the smelter. Albany. Ten tons of strawberries were packed in barrels Friday by a crew of 50 persons In the Stenberg packing station. This sets a record for daily packs in this plant. The fruit Is packed in sugar in barrels and is sent via Portland to San Fran cisco, where the berries are further processed. Salem. The Btate bond commission, at a special meeting held here Friday, Invested approximately $131,000 of funds of the state industrial accident commission In school district bonds. The commission is composed of Gov ernor Pierce, State Treasurer Hoff and E. E. Bragg, member of the acci dent commission. The Dalles. Accompanied by a ter rific cannonading of thunder and bril liant flashes of lightening the heav lest rain fall within so short a period in years was recorded in The Dalles Saturday night, Water literally fell in sheets, the total precipitation being ,7 of an inch. The previous heaviest shower during the year was .23 of an inch. Pendleton. Umatilla county Satur day was relieved from a sudden at tack of hot weather in which the mer cury reached 90 degrees, when a vio lent dust storm, followed by thunder, lightning, hail and rain, cooled the air. The precipitation was an eighth of an Inch. The hail and heavy rain did some damage to the rank growth of wheat, which is falling every day, Tualatin. Boldly backing their truck up to the J. Martinazzl ranch at Tualatin at 9 o'clock Friday night, chicken thieves took 60 fine Rhode Island Red hens. Members of the family were entertaining company and piano playing with a chorus of voicfes gave the robbers opportunity to get the birds without being heard, though the poultry house was quite near the residence. Grants Pass. After selecting Hills- boro as the next convention city, the delegateg to the forty-second annual encampment of the Grand Army of the Republic adopted a few resolutions. thanking the people of Grants Pass for their entertainment, and ended their sessions. The veterans were unanimous in their declaration that this wag the best convention in recent years and adopted a resolution to that effect, Medford. Seven-year-old Bobby Lewis suffered minor injuries Friday in a strange acoident on the sleep ing porch at his home on the second floor. He was playing on his bed, div ing Into the mattress, circus-like. The bed springs functioned well for the first few dives but finally they bounc ed him so violently that he catapult ed out the window for a 20-foot drop to the sidewalk, where he landed In an old baby carriage left standing there. Reedsport. A loss of $7500 was bus talned and the city of Reedsport en dangered when the city meat market owned by Robert Boyer and Frank Ruhe burned at 2 A. M. Friday. The blaze started in the rear of the shop, and before water could be applied three terrific explosions of ammonia tanks spread the flames greatly throwing sparks and endangering the lives of the fire fighters. The blaze was shooting along the wooden streets and the building had caved in before any water could be applied. TWO LITTLE DEWDIIOPS j TWO little drops of dew resting on a rnaohiiah nna tnorntnir trpmhled with delight as the rayg of Mr. Sun came shimmering through the garden treetopg. Ah, we shall goon be beautiful," said one; "all the colors of the lovely rainbow will goon be ours Come, let us creep out from under tills leaf where the gun can fall full upon us." But the other little dewdrop, trem bling, said: "Sister, I am afraid the gun will burn us, for Its rays will grow warm, and though for a while we shall Down the Stem Rolled the Vain Little Dewdrop. be beantlful I am sure we shall goon be destroyed. "Let ns stay under this leaf and help the rosebush to grow. I shall try to find the heart of the rose aud nestle close. I am sure I shall live longer there, even If I am not as beautiful aa the rayg of the gun would make me." 'Oh, fie, sister, why are yon go "tesm aflame?" Br MILDRED MARSHALL Facts about your name; lit kttoryt - mtanbigi uhtnct H wot aVnW; ilgnlfieanu! your lacfa day and lucky iafl SARAH SARAH lately by fashionable con sent spelled Sara Is derived from a good old Biblical name and re ceived Its right to sturdy religious sig nificance since it first attached to the wife of the patriarch Abraham. It is derived originally from a verb meaning to fight or to rule and the name of Abraham's spouse Saral (quarrelsome) was thus con verted Into Sarah (the princess). If we may Judge from the example of the bride of Tobias, the daughters of Sarah were occasionally called by her name and Zare is used as an eastern name. Similarity of sound has led etymologists to derive the term Sara cen from the assumption that this race was descended from Surah, but their belief li not substantiated. Sara Beauchamp was one of the first famous women to bear the name. Sarrota de Multon, who lived much earlier, wag really Sarah, given an Italian translation. Sarah was not popular in England until after the Reformation, when the contraction Sally had enormous vogue. At the game time it was adopted as an equiv alent for no less than three Irish names, Sadobm, Sorcha and Snrald. France quickly adopted Sarah, but insisted on omitting the final "h" that Biblical translation gave It, evolving from It another equally popular form Sarotte. Sally and Sallle have greater vogue today In this country than any other derivative; In fact, they outweigh the more formal and uncompromising Sarah in a country which favors contractions and dimin utives. Sarah has never had great vogue among the poets, who have favored the more approachable Sallle and written graceful Utile ditties to the fluffy young person we all visualize as a typical Sallle. Sarah's gem Is the beryl, which Is considered a talisman against misfor tune. Ancient lore has It that the beryl has power to make its wearer unconquerable and Increases amiabil ity ; It also reawakens love In married people. Saturday Is Sarah's lucky day and 5 her lucky number. ( by the Wheeler Syndicate, Ino.) O 2n I L (Oawrlfht, br MeClsra ftrvAlaauJi silly?" said the other dewdrop. "I'd rather be beautiful for a little while than let the rose hold me close to her heart She will get all the credit for beauty and no one will ever know about you. "No, I shall creep down the stem of this rose and catch the ray, of the sun and all who see me will say, 'How beautiful!' when they behold me." Down the stem rolled the vain little dewdrop and soon It was away from the protecting leaf where its sister was trembling. Soon the warm sun found It and Its wish was granted all the beautiful colors of the rainbow now belonged to the little detvdrop and it was happy. The other little drop nestled close to the rose leaf and soon It dropped down deep Into the very heart of the open ing flower and was rJltt of sight, but it sunk so deep that the rose grew sweet and a passing bee stopped to tell the rose It was the prettleBt and sweetest flower In the garden. "That Is because a little dewdrop nestles In my heart, making me hap py," said the rose. "This morning I had two, but one did not grhy ; It crept down my gtera to meet the sun, so that It might grow beautiful with the rain bow colors, but the other stayed with me and I owe to It a duty for Its goodness. "I must grow beautiful and sweet for the dewdrop and myself to repay It, and If as you say, Mr. Bee, I am the prettiest and sweetest flower in the garden this morning, It Is because a dewdrop nestleg In my heart." Mr. Bee buzzed away. He did not tell the rose that the little dewdrop that had rolled from under the leaf to meet the sun was no more; he knew that the little dewdrop In the heart of the rose would be sad when It learned the fate of its sister, and because It had chosen so wisely what to do that morning he wished It to be happy. (ffl by McClur. Nawapapar Syndicate.) MEN YOU MAY MARRY By E. R. PEYSER Has a Man Like Thfs Propoaed to You? Symptoms: Nervous, long face, tight clothes, fidgety has abil ity. But tells you, "You'd be a big help to a feller like me. I need to be steadied. I hate this living by myself. Working all day and no one cares. You've got a better head than anyone I ever knew. I need you and Gosh can't you gee what I'd be If we had our own little place? IN FACT He Is always in need of a framework. Prescription for bride-to-be: n Study concrete reinforce & ment. Have It always on tap. Absorb This: A WIFE FOR NEED IS A WIFE INDEED. ( by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) -o- fTTHow to RoadYoor UAWn CWact.ristics and Tendencies the Capabilities or Wti eases That Mai;; for Succots or Failure at Shown in Your Palm CARRIAGE AND MOTIONS OF THE HANDS TT7IIEN a person carries the hands " at the side, with the fingers nearly open, and the hands dangling In a listless manner, It Is safe to set him down as lacking In decision of charac ter and In fixedness of purpose. Be careful in entrusting such a person with a secret, and also with entrusting him with the execution of any purpose upon which much depends, or on which you have set your heart. Often the person who carries his hands as described in the foregoing paragraph Is easily led, for good or evil purpose, and either cannot or will not take the trouble to wrestle with the problems of life. In money mat ters he will, of course, be "generous to a fault," parting easily with his sub stance, Just as the man or woman who holds the hand closed tightly, or nearly so, will hold to what he or she has often to the point of niggardliness. In this respect, and in mental matters also, the more open the hand Is, the more liberal will be the possessor. But there Is such a thing as too much liber ality, as shown by the hand that Is held too wide open. ( by Wheeler Syndicate. Ino.) O A LINE 0' CHEER By John Kendrlck Bangs, THE SECRET IF YOU would fill your 'dayt with eorrow To pay your bills, beg, steal or borrow, From Tomorrow; But If you'd walk the primrose way Let Yesterday Your Taxes pay, And thus I'll warrant you will .find The secret of the Easy Mind. (3 by McClure ti.watiaper Syndicate.) After Every Meal ; Top oil each meal with a bit ol sweet In the form of WRIGLEY'S. It satisfies the sweet tooth and aids digestion. Pleasure and benefit combined. Cuticura Soap Is Ideal for The Complexion SoBp.Olntnifmt.Talrtim.aifl.tvgTvwhffni Forcumplw Native Game Birds In Danger. Our native species of quail, pheas ant and wild turkey are fast coming to a point where, if not protected by stringent lawB, they will become ex tinct It Is true that Imported birds can be brought in from time to time, but it Is also true that there is noth ing quite bo sweet to the ear of the seasoned gunner as the plaintive bob-white" call of the quail of Penn sylvania or the one and only "whirr" of the native pheasant as it takes wing. Ears In Their Feet. A peculiarity of deaf cats is that they seem to have a very great sense of feeling In their foot-pads. It Is al most an Impossibility for a heavy ani mal to approach a deaf cat from be hind without giving It warning, and this may be attributed to the extreme sensitiveness of the cat's feet record ing the slightest tremor of the ground. Cuticura SoaD fot the Complexion. Nothing better than Cuticura Soap dally and Ointment now and then as needed to make the complexion clear, scalp clean and hands soft and white. Add to this the fascinating, fragrant Cuticura Talcum and you have the Cuticura Toilet Trio. Adv. Apples Long Preserved. While engaged In repair work In a cold storage plant at Zelah, Wash., workmen uncovered three boxes of apples that, upon investigation, were found to have been in storage upward of five years. The fruit was in ex cellent condition. Came Back. Village Storekeeper (as pastor goes out after making purchase) Dinged old hypocrite! This is the same bud quarter I put in the collection last Sunday morning. Boston Evening Transcript. Signs of Wisdom. These are the signs of a wise man: to reprove nobody, to pralso nobody; to blame nobody, nor even to speak of himself or his own merits. Eplctetus. Ocean Jurisdiction. Although the ocean is tho common property of every country, and, as such, is free to all, yet, according to generally recognized international law, every country exercises jurisdiction over the sea within three miles, of its shores. Mucilage for Postage Stamps. The mucilage for postage stamps is made of gum dextrin, two parts; water, five parts; acetio acid, one part. Dissolve by the aid of heat and add one part of 90 per cent alcohol. Stray Bits of Wisdom. The heart is like a millstone, which gives meal if you supply It with corn, but frets Itself It you don't C. J. Weber. The Wise Rich. The rich people are wise. They let the poor people raise the families while they raise the rents. l needed In every department of home keeping. Equally good fot towela.table Unea.aheeta and pillow caaea. Cwei Are Yon Satisfied? 5 &ffis&ES Is the blscest, most perfectly equlpaed Business Training; School In the North west Fit yourself for a higher soaltloa with mora money. Permanent smiUoks insured our Graduates. Write (or sataiuc Fovrtk anl Yamhill, Portland. P. N. U. No. 24, 1923 Save (he